All language subtitles for Sculpture.2009

Yeah, I think should at least get a hint, darling,

what's waiting for us all at the end

of this evening, Ms. Ashley Steele.

Tell me, what is it?

Well, as a matter of fact, I don't even know.

Ashley Steele had it brought in, installed herself,

I wasn't even allowed to see it in my own studio.

But I can guarantee you one thing,

it's gonna be a real show stopper,

toast of the town and very, very expensive.

Hmm, I'm interested.

Good, let's talk in my office after the show, shall we?

Excellent. - Very interested.

This place is swarming.

Who did the catering?

I don't know, something went bad.

Perhaps it was the salmon pate?

Oh!

It's disgusting. - Awful.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,

will you all gather around here please?

Come, come, come.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you very much for attending

our gallery showing
tonight, artwork by Ms. Ashley Steele.

Could we all give applause, please?

Applause, applause, applause, applause.

Excellent, excellent.

Ashley Steele has
got a very special piece for this evening

and I know you've
been waiting for the unveiling all night.

So without further ado,

ladies and gentlemen,
Ashley Steele's "The Perfect Man."

Shit, Frank's never home this early.

What do you want me to do?

Just, just quick, get dressed.

Quick.

You know, I thought
I recognized your shit box out front.

I warned you about this, Rose.

I warned you!

Mr. Steele, it's not what you think.

I just asked him to model for me, that's it, Frank.

That's all. - Shut your goddamn mouth!

Shut your mouth!

Let her go!

All right, all right, all right.

First things first, you're fired!

Stay the fuck away from my gym!

And I ever catch you next to my wife again-

Frank.

Are you all right?

No, Frank!

No, no!

Frank, let him go!

No, Frank, let him go!

Frank, let him go.

Frank, stop it!

Stop it, Frank!

Oh, Frank.

No, no.

Shut up! - No.

Shut the fuck up.

Get out of here.

Shut up!

Frank, no! - Shut the fuck up.

Goddammit, shut up.

Rose, shut the fuck up!

Frank. - Goddammit.

No. - Filthy stupid whore!

Shut the fuck up!

Frank Steele was a good man.

He was a devoted husband and a loving father.

He was an accomplished
athlete and a successful businessman.

As a professional bodybuilder,

he won many awards and distinctions.

He was both admired by his peers

and an inspiration to his students.

As for his part
on this earth, he will certainly be missed,

but hopefully not forgotten.

As we recall, fond memories

of our beloved deceased Frank Steele, let us pray.

I'm glad you came, Ash.

It means the world to me.

It really does.

You mean the world to me.

Look at that face. - Stop.

No, I just love that face.

I do.

♪ Hold on to that little girl ♪

Thank you.

♪ Take her by her hand ♪

♪ Let her ♪

So how are you really, Adam?

I won't lie, exhausted.

Um, Dad's death has left me short-staffed at the gym.

Seems like I'm there 24 hours a day,

and then, then having to plan the funeral, it just-

You know, I would've have helped if I could.

I know.

I understand.

Really is great to see you.

It's great to see you too.

I'll be honest, Ash,

I wasn't sure if you'd ever come back.

You never called.

I never even heard... Yeah, you know why.

♪ Doesn't mean it's over ♪

You're here now, that's all that matters, right?

So, hey, how's the, how's the art?

Are you still painting?

Yeah, every day, but it's really hard

and I think I need to move to a bigger city.

You should come home.

There's tons of galleries in the city.

I mean, on a personal note,

I could use a little extra hand at the gym.

Not permanent, not permanent, of course.

I don't know.

The attic is even still set up as an art studio

back when Mom was, was still alive.

Really? - Yeah.

Ashley.

Emily. - Is that you?

Oh my God, I haven't seen you since graduation.

How are you?

I'm good.

Good.

Adam.

♪ When he fights a good time ♪

Oh, this is.

Joe. - Joe.

Hey.

So what brings you back to town?

My Dad died.

♪ It's a sin ♪

Oh, shit.

I'm really sorry, you guys.

How long you staying?

Oh, um, I think long enough to help Adam

get the gym up and running.

But if you remember where we live,

you should come by some time.

Yeah, of course I do.

Definitely.

I'm sure we have a ton of stuff to catch up on.

Oh, it'll be great to see you.

Yeah, cool.

Well, all right then, guys, I guess I'll leave you to it.

It's nice seeing you again, Adam.

♪ Faster ♪

Yeah, yeah?

I don't know,
maybe coming home could be the fresh start

I've been looking for.

You do want me, don't you?

Yeah.

I would love more
than anything for you to come home, Ash.

I would.

Emily, now I can do it without but.

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

I mean, you guys were both kids.

People do change.

Yeah. - People change.

Yeah, well, some people.

But you're coming home, how can I complain?

Yeah.

What do you think?

Still the same, huh?

Yeah. - Yeah.

Home sweet home, huh? - Home sweet home.

Oh.

I guess I'm home.

Yeah, this is it.

I would love to stay
and hang but I, I've gotta get to work.

Really? - Yeah.

I, I have to, I have to.

But here, don't, don't wait up.

Here take the, oh.

Um, so like I said, I, I, I, I gotta get to work.

Um, I, I moved all of your stuff into the attic.

Nothing in your room,
but a weight bench and some dumbbells.

Okay. - Okay.

All I need is a one I guess.

Oh.

Hey.

Boom, boom, show us.

No, come on, come on now, show them guns.

Man, I get chicks at the gym all the time.

Do this, look at the crowd.

Right.

Be confident, you're so confident.

Yeah, one more time, swing up.

Look at your hands.

Vroom, rip.

Good job, you got it.

I think you have it.

Way to go, excellent.

Very good.

Shut up, Ashley!

Shut your mouth!

Mom, look at what I just drew.

See.

That's beautiful, Ashley.

You're gonna be a wonderful artist.

A wonderful artist.

Hello.

Ashley.

Ashley darling, it's William.

I heard you were back in town.

Hi, William.

How are you?

Insanity, darling, insanity.

Everyone in the art business

is so goddamn eccentric.

I miss artists like your mother.

She truly understood art back then in the day

when people had a real

for the craft, as they say.

I miss her too.

Ashley, darling,

I have a little bit of a business proposal for you.

Um, I have an opening here in my gallery in October,

and I'm looking for a real grabber,

you know, a real showstopper.

Something that could just basically smack

those stuffy little
critics right on the rotund asses.

And of course, well,

in a stroke of sheer and absolute genius,

I thought, who better than to open the show with

then the heir apparent

to Rose's throne herself, Ashley Steele.

Tell me if have something, darling.

Geez, William, I don't know.

I mean, things have been really crazy around here.

I mean, coming home my dad's funeral, I just, no.

You know what?

No excuses.

Yes.

I have something or at least I will really soon.

Wonderful, just wonderful.

I can see it now, world meet Ashley Steele,

and it'll be right here in my gallery.

Oh, we'll talk soon, darling.

You better start sharpening those quills,

'cause you're gonna be signing autographs for days.

Enchanted as we speak.

Thank you, William.

I mean, you have no idea how much this means to me.

I am so excited.

James, this is not the frame I ordered for this.

This is completely inappropriate.

James.

James!

Hey. - Hi.

How are you? - Good.

How are you? - Good.

Can't complain.

Oh, well, this place hasn't changed much.

Yeah, not too much.

Hey, come on, I'll introduce you to the guys.

All right. - Yeah.

Hey guys, I would like you to meet my sister, Ashley.

Hey. - Hi, I'm David.

Hi. - Nice to meet you.

I saw at the funeral the other day.

Sorry to hear about your father.

He, he was actually like a dad to me.

He helped me
with the state bodybuilding competition

a few years ago.

He was really good guy.

If you say so.

Hey, what's up, girl?

I'm Sal. - Hi, Sal.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, Sal is a regular, you'll be seen a lot.

And David here is one of our trainers.

Very cool, very cool.

Yeah, where the hell's Blake?

Uh, you know,
I think he was heading towards the lockers.

Locker room? - Yeah, locker room.

Okay.

If you see him, have him come see me.

That over there that's, that's Vince.

He is another regular you'll be seeing a lot of.

He, uh, he's a little, he's a little on the shy side.

Okay. - He'll warm up

to you real soon.

Oh, I, I almost forgot.

I, I'll be right back.

Okay.

So Ash, how long will you be in town for?

Are you trying to get rid of me already, David?

Not a chance.

Sit on my face and ride me raw.

Oh. - Who do we have here?

Wow.

Mon cheri.

Well, this is different.

I'm Ashley, Adam's sister.

Hey. - Oh, bye.

Blake, I, I think a simple handshake will do.

Yeah, yeah.

See if this fits.

Yeah, this is perfect.

Yeah? - Yeah.

What do you think?

No, what do you think, Blake?

It's not too tight is it?

Hey, I was just being friendly.

You know, women don't know their way around the gym.

It ain't a mall for Christ sakes.

Right.

I didn't know she was your sister.

Right, right.

And you missed a little right there.

Come on, man.

Seriously, how
many times do I gotta tell you about this?

The last time.

One more time you're outta of here.

All right. - Seriously, I'm not risking-

I'll take it outside. - My family's name

over your shit. - I'll take it outside.

Careful with this face goddammit.

Great.

Hey, look, who tore himself away from the iron?

Hey, this is my sister Ashley.

Hey. - Vince.

Hi, so you're the quiet one.

Quiet. - Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you. - He's practically

a fucking mute.

Sal, you're embarrassing me.

Oh, come on, buddy.

Welcome to Steele.

Yeah, it's, uh, home sweet home.

Yeah, that's it.

Listen, Adam, um, I hate to do this on the first day,

but is there any way I can leave for a little bit?

I just need to get some supplies-

Yeah. - From the art store.

Hey, here, take my card.

You serious? - Stop.

Take my card. - Thank you.

Thank you. - Give me a hug.

Ah, all right, I'll be back, okay?

Okay, that's fine.

All right guys, I'll see you later.

It was nice meeting you.

Pleasure was all yours, beautiful.

Yeah.

Damn, who was that fine piece of ass?

Oh, that would, that would be my little sister.

Oh. - And let me just

throw it out there, I really don't give a how big you are,

I'll shove a barbell
up your ass if you fuck with my sister.

Hey, now, don't give 'em what he wants now.

Yo, shut the hell up, juicehead.

Remember, at least my muscles

don't come from a freaking needle.

Remember that there, bozo.

Hey, this is all natural, my friend.

Natural my ass. - Okay.

All natural. - Okay, shut up.

Natural my ass. - Hey, hey, come on.

Seriously guys, don't mess with my sister.

I'm not joking.

I mean, I don't ask her much here,

but I'll say it once.

Yeah, whatever, man. - I'll say it once.

Man, you freaking bore me.

This gym sucks anyway really.

Get the hell outta my way.

Do not fuck with my sister.

That's all I'm going to say.

Don't fuck with my sister.

Okay? - Okay.

Got it, man. - Cool?

We got it. - And that goes for

anymore of your little friendly hugs, mon cheri.

Yeah.

Cool, cool, cool.

Let's get to work.

Think it's
possible to get wet off of a sculpture?

The realistic ones are my mom's.

Mine are the more exaggerated ones.

Exaggerated.

Oh, you wouldn't
mean like this giant mammoth sized cock.

God, I got a show coming up.

I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

I just can't think of anything.

You should just enter one of these, Ash.

I mean, these are fabulous.

Ah, they're good,

but they're not like, hmm great, you know?

I need to do something different.

This is a huge opportunity

and I want them to remember my name.

Hmm, I have an idea.

How about sculpting me my very own muscle man?

Sounds like a girl's dream come true if you ask me.

Yeah, you could make like a fortune

with the horny housewives circuit.

You know, Emily,

you may not be as dumb as Adam says you are.

Thanks.

Wait, Adam said I'm dumb?

What else did that prick say about me?

Little prick.

No, no, this, this could really work.

Okay, let's take a little detour back to reality.

Why don't you tell Em

about all the
hard pecks and tight asses down at the gym?

Anybody worth hooking up with?

Well, there's this one guy, um, David but-

Ooh, David.

I don't know.

I don't have any time for anything serious right now.

Well, who said anything about serious?

I mean, you could just have some fun.

Ah, I know we should do like a double date thingy.

Let's just see how it goes, okay?

But you have to keep this between us.

This is nobody's business, but ours.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Especially not Adam's, your brother.

All right, I'm gonna get going.

Okay, I'll see you.

Oh, and Ash, you know,

maybe you should
like get out a little, get some sunshine.

It's really gloomy in here.

No, Daddy, no.

Shut, shut up, Ashley. - No.

Shut your mouth. - No, no.

Shut.

Oh, we have to do this more often.

Aw, thanks, Em.

I really needed this.

I told you.

Hey guys, I've got this crazy idea.

What?

Let's go back to my place.

Adam will not be there.

And I got this
bottle of wine from my art director friend.

You know what they say about drinking alone?

No, what do they say about drinking alone?

I don't really know, but it's something.

Ah.

No, but you're sure that Adam's not gonna be there?

No, don't worry.

Don't worry. - Yeah, man, fuck it.

Let's just go.

I think we're going.

Let's go. - Let's go.

This sure is something.

They're good, but if you want to be great,

you're gonna have to free your mind.

Come on man, put that shit away.

I knew there was something I liked about you.

Why don't the two of you go use my old room?

Oh, oh yeah, 'cause it's more spacious.

Yeah, I like the sound of that.

So David, you really like my work?

I do actually.

Never seen anything like before.

It's amazing.

Good, 'cause you're my next subject.

Uh, what do you want me to do?

Um.

The shirt, lose it.

Yes, ma'am.

Are you gonna be all shy?

Going as fast as I can.

I think, um, I think I'll do a chest study.

Okay.

Do you want me to, want me to flex?

No, just a simple pose.

You sure? - Yeah.

I can flex. - No, yes.

Just simple. - Okay.

That's perfect.

Do you wanna see what I have so far?

Sure.

See, looks like you, right?

It does. - Yeah, just a simple.

Did a really good job.

I like this here.

See if we can't add a little something.

What do you think?

No. - It's just a quick sketch.

I can do more to it after.

Ash.

Hey Ash, I got us some wine if.

What the hell is this?

It's nothing, man.

It's not what it looks like.

I was just drawing him, Adam.

Nothing is going on.

Yeah, nothing's going on.

Shut the fuck up!

I, I, I, I warn you to stay the fuck away from my sister.

You don't own me goddammit!

Fuck. - Hey, get the fuck off her!

What the fuck are you doing? - Stop it!

Stop it! - Come on.

Stop.

David, just go.

And leave you alone with this asshole.

Oh, fuck you!

Step up! - No, stop!

David, really, really just go.

I'll be fine.

What the hell's all the yelling-

Oh, oh, this just-

Shit. - Gets better and better.

Captain Charisma the Wonder Whore.

Hey, hey, hey, I'll tell you what,

Blake, David, get to the gym early tomorrow

and get your shit 'cause you're both fired!

Fired for what? - My god.

Come on, man. - For Insubordination.

Insubord... Didn't do anything.

What the fuck is that?

Adam, why don't you just go to hell, okay?

Yeah. - You are not

her fucking keeper. - Okay.

You are not her husband. - Yeah.

You are not lover. - Emily,

just shut the fuck up.

This isn't helping anything.

Ash, why don't you wake up, okay?

You're a fucking prisoner to him.

Hey, you know what, Emily?

Either get out or be thrown out.

You're call, bitch.

Hold up.

Deal with him on my own turf.

We're out.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're just like Mom.

You both make stupid decisions.

I mean, look at what happened to her, Ash.

Look at what happened.

That's not gonna happen to you, Ash.

I swear to God, that's not you happen to you.

It happened to me!

I've been down that road.

I know where it ends.

David is not some stupid decision.

He is not Dad and I am not Mom.

They are dead.

No, they are both dead,

so stop acting like we died along with them!

Stop it. - No!

Just go, just go.

Ash, no.

Go!

If I ever see you in my fucking gym again

and if I ever see you around my wife again!

Are you all right?

Get the fuck out!

Get out! - Okay.

Right now!

Now, get out!

Frank, stop it!

No, Frank!

No, no, Frank, no.

Goddammit Ashley, get your ass back up here.

Get your ass up here.

Do not run, goddammit.

Don't you fucking fight... No.

Me, Ashley.

No.

Do not fucking fight me.

Get over. - No.

Look, look, look... No!

Look at this bitch. - No!

Look at this bitch.

Look what your whore mother made me do.

This, this little girl, this is real art.

Shut your mouth... No.

Or your mother could go away for a long time

and then we'll all be fucked.

Shut up. - No!

You stupid whore!

Shut, shut up!

No, Daddy, no.

Shut, shut up. - No.

Ashley, shut up. - No.

Ashley, Ashley.

No.

Okay.

Blake sweetie, I knew you couldn't stay away.

Emily, Emily, please I need to talk to you.

Your brother is an asshole, Ashley.

I know.

Emily, he just, he means well.

He's just trying to protect me.

No, he's trying to control you.

I don't know why you can't see that.

This isn't brotherly love.

This is just, this is just fucking creepy.

Stop it, okay?

Just stop it!

Ooh, did I hit a nerve or something?

Little Ashley gonna cry.

Do you actually
get off on being his slave or something?

No.

I love my brother, okay?

He is the only one whoever gave a damn about me.

I'm just trying to see him happy.

Adam deserves to be happy.

God, would you listen to yourself?

You can't be his old ball and chain forever, all right?

He's gonna find somebody new.

You know that he will.

In fact, he almost did once,

but you couldn't stand to see us together, could you?

You think I broke the two of you up?

You did that all on your own.

You cheated on him.

You can't keep that cunt closed long enough

to cross your legs.

Oh, and this is from the bitch

who taught me everything I know.

Fuck you, Emily.

Yeah, fuck me, Ashley.

Fuck me.

Fuck me just like Adam did.

Oh, fuck me, Adam.

Yeah, fuck me, Adam.

No, just like everyone in this fucking town did.

What's the matter, Emily?

Did I hit a nerve?

You bitch!

Fucking cunt!

Oh, oh, I forgot you liked it rough, but I had no idea.

Oh, oh, oh, poor Ash.

Well, that should be a position you're used to anyway.

Right, taking it from behind,

so you don't have
to see all the guys that are fucking you.

Shut up, shut up.

Tell me, Ash, do you think Adam

knows about all those times behind the school?

That train they used to run on you?

Remember with all the jocks, and the dorks,

and the teachers too?

Do you think he'd be mad?

No, Adam would love that.

Fuck you.

Fuck me?

Fuck me?

Fuck you!

Warming up is a really important part

of a any fitness regimen

'cause you don't want to injure yourself

or tear any muscles.

A lot of people just do warmup either on a treadmill

or some sort of elliptical machine

for about 10 to
20 minutes before they hit the weights.

As you get into doing a set of that

for marketing or photo shot.

Come on, keep pushing.

Keep pushing, come on, you got this.

Come on. - Two more.

All the way up. - Come on.

Good, good. - That's it.

Good, good, all the way down.

Go down slowly. - Come on.

Awesome, good job.

You sure didn't
waste any time replacing David and Blake.

Those guys are perfect.

Look at 'em.

They're young and
strong, so don't bother messing with 'em.

Such an asshole.

Hey guys, I'm Adam's sister, Ashley.

Oh, hey, I'm Dean.

This is Greg.

What's up?

Breaking news... Well I guess-

From the News Center Nine news team.

You guys work here now, huh?

Lock police are... Yes ma'am.

Asking your help... Yep.

To catch a killer. - Um, you excuse me

for a second. - Shortly before 1:00 AM

police called to the 450 block of Sparrow Avenue

after residents
reported hearing a loud disturbance

coming from one of the units.

Inside authorities made the gruesome discovery

of the slain body of 28-

Hey. - Year old Emily Potter.

It's what's her face. - Resident of Ellenville.

A metro police
spokesperson reported that the deceased-

What's going on? - Had been stabbed-

It's Emily. - Multiple times as well as-

She's fucking dead... Being victim

of an apparent sexual assault.

The investigation is ongoing.

If you have any information about the crime,

please call us at +1 800-555-2727.

An autopsy is scheduled for Monday.

Ashley.

Ashley.

David.

The front door was, I just, I'm so sorry.

It's all my fault.

If we wouldn't have had that fight.

Listen, no, listen, this did not happen because of you.

It's happened 'cause some nutjob's out there

getting his rocks off hurting innocent people.

All right?

They're gonna get this guy and when they do,

be right there with you when they fry the bastard.

I love so much.

Shut up.

Shut, shut up, Ashley.

Get off!

Get of me!

No, no, no.

What's wrong? - Stop!

Stop, stop!

Adam!

Ashley, Ashley.

Ashley?

David?

Ashley, David?

Ashley, you home?

Ashley, you home?

Blake?

Is that you?

Uh, I'm upstairs.

I heard about Emily.

I know it's awful.

God, I mean, the last things we said to each other.

I just, I just wish I could tell her I'm sorry.

I just, you know, though, I, I, I do need to be alone.

I understand.

Where's David?

David?

He's not here.

Strange, I just saw his car off front.

I don't know what to tell you.

Are you sure you saw his car?

I mean, come on Blake, how much have you had today?

I had some earlier,

but I know that's David's car.

I'm never that wasted.

Um, I have an opening here in my gallery in October

and I'm looking for a real grabber.

You know, a real showstopper.

Something that could just basically smack

those stuffy little
critics right on their rotund asses.

How about sculpting me my very own muscle man?

What the fuck is that?

Fuck!

Fucking bitch.

Fuck. - Oh.

What are you doing?

You really do have beautiful legs.

I need them.

All 24 by tomorrow.

I'll be back in a few hours.

See ya.

Hey, Sal.

You wanna do me a favor?

Hey, what's up?

I need to know if it's true.

What's true?

You know, guys and steroids.

Does, uh, does your thingy still work?

What are you trying to do?

Come on, you can show me.

Adam's not here.

Or you can just come over to my place later tonight.

Are you fucking serious?

Yeah.

And if you're a good boy,

maybe I'll let you show me how to use some.

Is this some kind of prank?

No.

Adam's gone and he's gonna be here all night, right?

As far as I know.

Well, seven o'clock.

My door will be open.

Come in.

Shit.

You like it?

Fuck yeah.

But didn't you mention something about showing you-

Don't worry about your stuff.

You bodybuilders and your one track mind.

It's just that your brother Adam.

Oh, screw Adam.

He's working.

Stop being such a little pussy.

Just feels weird.

Do you want to see how I feel?

Shit, if you can handle 100% man.

You bet I can.

I think I can handle it.

So what form of payment you gonna want?

I was thinking something kind of kinky.

If you're game?

Oh, I'm game.

Get on the bed.

What's the rush?

You'll find out.

Relax.

Who the fuck are you?

Ah, just a little sugar pie around Adam.

Are you still game?

You haven't scared me off yet.

Ah, fuck.

Close your eyes.

Fucking bring it.

No marks.

What are you scared of little ol' me?

I'm not scared of anything.

Maybe you should be.

Hey, what the.

9:30, okay.

Got you down.

Thanks.

You're late.

So?

Okay, um, look, are we cool?

We're not.

Um, okay, I just wanna apologize

for the way I've been acting.

I mean, with the funeral, and then with us fighting,

and then working, and with what happened with Emily,

I haven't even gotten a chance to even ask you how you-

Ah, we're cool.

Yeah? - Yeah.

I'm the one who should be apologizing.

I mean... Stop.

No. - No, you were just

looking out for me.

You're a good big brother.

Thanks. - Oh, and how can I

stay mad at... Stop.

That face. - Just stop.

No. - No.

I just love that face.

Well, I love you, Ash.

I do.

And I don't know, just, shit!

What? - What?

I have to go. - What?

I, I hold on.

I have to go, I have to go.

Um, can can you handle things while I'm gone?

Yeah. - No, seriously I could ask.

No, it's no problem.

I got it. - You sure?

Yeah.

Oh, god, Greg and Dean are in the back-

Okay. - Waiting on their clients,

and Vince, Vince may need a ride home.

If it's not... No problem.

I. - Nope, no problem.

Thanks.

Okay, so I will, I'll see you tonight.

Okay? - Okay.

I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

We should talk.

Yeah, we will.

And don't worry, everything's in good hands here, okay?

Okay. - Okay.

I shouldn't be too late.

All right, go, go.

Okay, I'm gone. - Go.

I'm going, I'm going.

Hey, can I ask you something?

I guess.

I'm sure you heard me babbling on

about my art show coming up, right?

I might have heard something.

Well, I'm doing different sculptures

of different body parts

and I couldn't help but noticing your arms.

I mean, they are really nice.

I was just hoping that you would model for me

and I can use them as part of my work.

Sure, I mean, if, if you really think so.

Yeah, that would be great.

I mean, we could stop by my place on the way

before I drive you home

and I could take you just a few snapshots.

It'll be really quick and be really helpful.

Okay, that'd be fine.

Cool.

Just let me know when you're done, okay?

All right.

Hey guys, I just had a thought.

You guys know I'm artist, right?

Okay.

Think that'll do it.

That's it?

Yeah. - You got 'em?

We got 'em.

Yeah.

I gotta say, you know,

I'm noticing all this artwork you have in here,

I'm kind of surprised.

Nice.

Thank you.

What about this one over here?

Oh no, this is for the show.

I thought so.

Yeah, it's still a work in progress right now,

but I can't wait to unveil it.

Um, how about just little sneak peek for Vince?

No, I'm sorry, Vince.

When it comes to my art, I'm as shy as you are.

Fair enough, fair enough.

Well, listen, I don't wanna take up any more of your time.

Ashley, what are you doing?

I just,

your arms are just, just so amazing.

I don't think we should be doing this.

You don't like it?

No, it's not that.

Of course I like it.

You've never been with a woman.

I know, it's shocking.

I mean, what would I say?

What would I do?

Would she just laugh at me?

Probably.

If you stopped acting like a pussy,

maybe you'll get some pussy.

Yeah.

You're really making it hard to say no.

I almost forgot.

What's that for?

You'll see.

You know, there's a place on a man's body

where this would feel really good.

Oh yeah, where's that?

Open your eyes.

What the fuck?

Ash!

Hey, Ash.

Ashley, I can hear you in there, okay?

Ashley.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, let me in, okay?

Ashley, let.

Ashley.

Ashley let me the fuck in, okay?

Okay, okay.

Adam, you know nobody's supposed to see my work

until it's finished.

I don't like my creative process interrupted.

But since you're here,

this is my new sculpture.

I'm so proud of it.

It's my interpretation of the male species

at it's most divine.

It's a literal interpretation, of course,

but it's the concept that is going to make them crazy.

Oh, don't worry,
your gym will be up and running again soon,

just, but you have to admit, it was so worth it.

What, what the fuck?

What are you talking about?

Don't you see it?

Look at it.

Those arms, those legs, that huge chest.

Look at it!

Oh, oh, god.

You, you did this?

All the best parts were right there in front of me,

there for the taking.

You do still love me?

Of course, of course.

Yes.

Just calm down.

Just have a seat.

I'll get you through this.

You'll get me through this?

Just shut up!

Did you get me through it then, dear sweet brother?

Stop, goddammit, no!

Stop it! - Stop it!

Yeah, I used to say that too,

but he never did, did he?

Fucking shut up!

Oh God.

Ash, I'm sorry.

Please, please.

I'm sorry, shh.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, shh.

Quiet, Ash, quiet, quiet, Ash, quiet, Ash.

Stop, stop, stop!

Stop it! - Stop it!

Adam. - Fucking, stop!

Just take it, Adam!

Stop! - Isn't that what

you used to say? - Fucking stop!

Fucking take it!

I love you.

I, I love you.

Don't I know it.

And you wanna know what's really fucked up?

I still love you too.

Every piece of you.

I just love that face.

My gallery, I think I should at least

have a hint, darling, of what's waiting

for us all here this evening, Ms. Ashley Steele.

Hmm, so darling, what do you call this piece?

I mean, what is your influence on it?

Oh, it's influenced by my brother.

Actually everything
here is influenced by my brother,

especially that main piece.

He recently passed. - Your brother?

He recently passed. - Excuse me.

Someone is very interested in your piece over here.

Oh. - He would like

to talk to you about it.

Yes.

This is one of my favorites.

It's actually.

I dare you to touch it.

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,

will you all gather around here please.

I dreamt this one actually. - Come, come, come.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much

for attending our gallery showing tonight,

artwork by Ms. Ashley Steele.

Could we all give applause, please.

Applause, applause, applause, applause.

Excellent, excellent.

Ashley Steele has
got a very special piece for this evening,

and I know you've
been waiting for the unveiling all night,

so without further ado,

ladies and gentlemen,
Ashley Steele's the perfect man.

So horrible.

I just love that face.