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Congratulations, fellow citizens!
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3023 will go down in history
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as the year we triumphed over COVID-19!
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We interrupt the triumph over COVID-19
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for a special report. A new virus--
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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A new virus dubbed EXPLOVID-23
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has broken out among the mutants
who dwell beneath New New York.
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Symptoms include blinding,
uncontrollable anger!
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As well as a mild cough,
which I don't have. I'm fine.
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A complete travel ban
to and from the sewers
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is being enforced by
the city's fattest police officers.
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Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Love ya!
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Feh. Always with the love.
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We already hugged you.
Now, we gotta talk about it?
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Sorry I'm late. What?
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Let's move, you sofa snails!
We've got a delivery!
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And now, I'm proud to present
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the city's highest award,
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the key to
the Times Square liquor cabinet,
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to the super-spreader of truth himself,
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Bill Nye, the Science Head!
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Congratulations, Mr. Science.
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Let me just bend
that mic for you.
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Thank you for
this tremendously dubious honor.
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After what seemed like
a thousand years of COVID...
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But was actually more!
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I declare the pandemic
to be officially over.
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Ugh. Watch where ya's coughin', bow tie!
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Ow-zers!
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For crying out loud!
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I'm using the principles of aerodynamics
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to get the hell outta here!
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Do it again!
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An anger pandemic?
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Not to point fingers,
but Leela's spreading it.
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I am not, you jerks!
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I'm just running a couple degrees
angrier than normal.
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Good news, infecter-inos!
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I've developed a test
to see who's got the virus
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and who's just naturally mean.
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You simply jam this Q-tip up your nose...
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way, way up your nose,
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and collect a brain matter sample.
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That looks kinda fun.
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I can't wait to do it hundreds of times!
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Now, we wait for a line to appear
under the two control dots.
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If the line curves up, you're fine.
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Huzzah!
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Here goes nothin'.
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This can't be right, Professor!
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Your test stinks,
and so does your ugly face!
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Oh no! She's got it!
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Quarantine her in the angry dome!
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Stupid, stinkin', lousy,
no good, son of a--
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While we don't yet know
how the virus spreads,
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we do know it's anger-based.
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I am therefore issuing an executive aroo
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that everyone wear a mask over their ears
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to prevent the transmission
of upsetting remarks.
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Agnew! Come!
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Mr. President, how could this
possibly be of the slightest--
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Thanks, fellas.
Since I don't hear any questions,
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this prrress conference is adjourned!
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Out of an abundance of caution,
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all work will henceforth go remote
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using a new app called Gloom.
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In some ways, it will be better.
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Especially for those of us with families.
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Dwight, stop Gloom-bombing
your dad's meeting!
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And put on some britches!
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Hey, LaBarbara. How's your grandma?
She improvin'?
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Yeah, she doin' alright.
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Give her my best.
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I'm having trouble
with my-- Anybody hear--
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Wi-Fi issues-- hungry.
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Bender, you idiot!
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Do you have to eat those now?!
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I don't have to eat anything ever.
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I'm warning you!
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What are you gonna do?
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Hi... yah!
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Wow, this technology's come a long way.
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I actually like working on Gloom.
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These hair filters save a ton of time.
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- Uh-wha...
- Professor, you're a teddy bear!
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I assure you I am not.
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Aw...
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Is this the Gloom room
where I can refill my prescriptions?
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No! This is a delivery company!
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Can you deliver my prescriptions?
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We could, but we won't!
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Oh, this is a dismal failure.
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Everyone report to the office in person.
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But, Professor! That is a violation
of health and safety standards.
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Everything we do is a violation
of health and safety standards!
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Just wear a mask!
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We are dealing
with a highly contagious virus,
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so we'll need to practice hygiene theater.
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You know, I heard there's
not really even a virus at all.
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It's just a big hoax,
like the moon landing.
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You were on the moon last week!
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You grew up on Mars!
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That's what they want you to think!
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Ugh. Enough with
the conspiracy theories, people!
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Let's look at the facts.
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Irrational rage,
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spread through saliva and spit,
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constant angry moaning.
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It's all the classic symptoms...
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of zombie-ism!
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No way!
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That's completely unscientific, Hermes.
EXPLOVID victims
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move at way too normal a speed
to be zombies.
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There are all speeds
of zombies out there!
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Fast ones. Slow ones. Brisk shufflers.
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But the cure is always the same.
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- Voodoo.
- Balderdash!
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People stopped believing in voodoo
back in Fry's time.
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But voodoo didn't
stop believing in them.
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Voodoo may not be well understood,
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but it gets results.
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You know what else gets results?
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Public ridicule.
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And yet, there are zombies.
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Oh shoot.
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I forgot to pick up a goat!
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Dwight, go across the hall
and borrow goat from Mrs. Wilson.
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Pack your bags.
We are going to New New Orleans.
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For Mardi Gras?
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No. Well, I mean,
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it happens to be Mardi Gras,
but that's beside the point!
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I believe there are people there
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who could defeat this virus with...
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voodoo.
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Dwight, go to your room right now!
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You are messin' with powers
you don't understand, husband.
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- But I do!
- Then come with me, woman!
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You must listen to me
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'cause I grew up in a voodoo family,
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and zombie-ism killed my father!
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Then brought him back to life!
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Me don't want anymore
to do with that world.
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Then I'll have to seek out
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these practitioners of
the dark arts on my own.
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Hopefully, they are near that place
with the good beignets.
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Be very careful, husband,
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and promise me one thing.
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If you survive,
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you gonna bring me back
some of them beignets!
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What? It's my emotional support gun.
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Which section, sir?
Business or fighting?
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- Uh, the first one.
- Right this way.
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- Hand sanitizer?
- No thanks.
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Eh, more for me.
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Ma'am? Ma'am?
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Please, don't jam your husband
into the overhead bin.
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Don't you tell my wife
how to jam me into things!
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I know my rights. I'm recording you!
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And I'm recording you
for recording him without permission!
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As your mayor, I'm proud to announce
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that our city's most prominent egghead
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has developed a vaccine that will end
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my terrible poll numbers
once and for all!
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Quite so.
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Thanks to cutting-edge RNA technology,
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my vaccine is as potent as it is untested.
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Ha! My essentially identical vaccine
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is far superior!
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Wernstrom.
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- It's a two-shot regimen.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, mine's three, and it makes
your shoulder sore for a month!
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Mine makes your arm shrivel
and fall off!
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Big deal!
Mine comes with a futuristic way
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of knowing exactly who's been vaccinated
and who hasn't,
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a small scrap of easily lost paper.
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I made your favorite, Leela.
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Chicken-shaped steak!
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"Wow, this is great, Fry!"
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Is what I'd say if this
pan sauce weren't so bland!
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Yeah, well, I know that's
just the virus talking.
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How's the cream pie?
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Scoop Chang, New New Yorker Crossword
Puzzle editor, Smartwatch Edition.
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Dr. Wernstrom, what do you say to reports
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your vaccine has the side effect
of magnetism?
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That's a feature, not a bug.
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Linda, Morbo and Linda.
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According to an anonymous internet post,
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your anti-anger vaccine causes sterility.
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- Care to comment?
- The sterility is essential!
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Studies show that kids
are what make people angriest!
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Everyone hates kids!
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Am I the only journalist here
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who even bothered to bring my own facts?
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Dr. Banjo!
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Yes, the Dr. Banjo
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of The Dr. Banjo Experience
Podcast Experience Hour.
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Professor Farnsworth, how do you respond
to rumors I'm starting
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that there are 5G chips in your vaccine?
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I would simply reassure you
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that the 5G chips are safe
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and purely for surveillance purposes.
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Dear God!
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But that's how it works!
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The 5G chips track the virus particles,
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so the space lasers can shoot them.
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Keep that quackery away from me!
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May I take your tray, ma'am?
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No, you may not take my dang tray!
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Ow! Why do we have to serve shish kabob?
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Hey, don't make me come back there!
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- Sir, please go back to your seat.
- I'm the captain!
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Don't you pull rank with me, flyboy!
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Sit your tushy down, and drive this thing.
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Tushy my ass!
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This is the captain speaking.
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Passengers fighting in
the window seats will notice
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we're careening past
scenic Lake Pontchartrain.
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Help... I can't move my legs...
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Ooh! I smell gumbo!
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Hello, madam. Is this the Voodoo HQ?
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Shh. You do voodoo?
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You misconstrue.
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Who do voodoo at the HQ?
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Entendu.
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But such information won't come cheap.
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I found this quarter outside.
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Don't worry.
I wiped off most of the vomit.
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Then let us consult the tarot.
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The Key of Bones,
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the Hanging Man,
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the Man Being Crushed by a Big Beignet,
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and the Man Being Beaten
by the Saints Mascot.
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Which path do you choose?
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Hm.
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What's in that pot under the hanging guy?
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Boiling gumbo.
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I'll start with the gumbo.
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Hit me.
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Bam!
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Mm. Kinda mild.
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Guess I'll try this one instead.
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This damned pandemic would be over
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if only people would take my vaccine.
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Why is everyone but me so stupid?!
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Splah. Because everyone
but you uses social media!
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These vaccine fascists
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are taking away our freedom!
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I might as well be
in a cage at the zoo,
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like my aunt!
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This confounded mask
is destroying my lungs.
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All this misinformation
on Facebag
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is tearing us apart.
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I wonder who's posting it.
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What else should I post, Dad?
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Who cares? The crazier the better.
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Tell 'em worm medicine helps!
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Those poor, easily manipulated fools.
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Soon, our time to invade will draw near!
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Sounds fun.
261
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,170
I'll pack my scream-canceling headphones.
262
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,220
Lousy, rotten, tiny angry dome!
263
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,300
Leela? I'm really sorry.
264
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,640
I tried shoving these
flowers where you said,
265
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,100
but I just couldn't manage it.
266
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,520
Please take them.
267
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,600
Don't come any closer, you dope!
268
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,690
You'll get sick and probably beat up.
269
00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:05,230
I don't care.
I can't stand being apart any longer!
270
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,570
I'm coming in.
271
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,590
That fortune teller must have been
jerking my chicken!
272
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,840
There's nothing here!
273
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,510
Nothing but us bones, mon ami.
274
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,380
Sweet andouille of St. Louis!
275
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,930
A robot made of bones!
276
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,060
Je m'appelle Bonebot.
277
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,220
Been bones-keepin' this boneyard
278
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,480
for three bone-dred years.
279
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,730
Oh good! Because I am
on a bone-related errand.
280
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:47,030
I'm looking for a secret
bone key to the Voodoo HQ.
281
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,450
Huh. I ain't never seen no bone key.
282
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,950
Have you checked that
prominently displayed skull?
283
00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:00,210
Well, huh. Guess I never really
done looked 'round the place.
284
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,620
Probably 'cause I got no eyes.
285
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:05,130
Come on! I'll give you a ride.
286
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,720
Go on and git from here, gar fish!
287
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:20,930
That eighth bowl of gumbo
may have been a mistake.
288
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:24,230
No amount of gumbo's a mistake, mon ami.
289
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,270
Water's always choppy in there here parts
290
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,780
on account of the force field levees.
291
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:34,240
Y'all see a dugong from Macon,
run him down!
292
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,990
He absconded with my daughter's dowry.
293
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,880
This place gimme the heebie-jeebies,
294
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,840
and not the boogie-woogie kind!
295
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,630
You're literally made of bones!
296
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,550
And I aim to keep it that way!
297
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,760
Bon voyage!
298
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,610
Wh-Who goes there?
299
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,610
Barbados Slim?!
300
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:19,740
People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
301
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,120
Come in, Hermes!
302
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,660
Make yourself feel inadequate.
303
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,130
Tonight, Earth is under attack.
304
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:40,140
Alien invaders have taken advantage
of our planet's internal divisions
305
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,310
to launch an all-out assault.
306
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:45,390
Die, you disgusting freak!
307
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:49,360
I just hope I kill you
before those invaders do.
308
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:53,030
All hope is lost. Morbo?
309
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,110
They must be destroyed!
310
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,740
Both sides must be destroyed!
311
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,240
I am so sick of you!
312
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,660
Help!
313
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,250
You're the head of the Voodoo HQ?
314
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,920
- I can't believe it!
- Believe it, man.
315
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,170
Me studied with the best of the best.
316
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,170
She goes by the name of...
317
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,260
LaBarbara.
318
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,380
And she was good at voodoo, too.
319
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,930
You stay away from her!
She's married to me now!
320
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,350
You two are mostly ancient history.
321
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,060
History has a way
of repeating itself, brother.
322
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,600
Now, what brings you here?
323
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,820
The virus. I believe voodoo
324
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,860
might be the only thing that can fight it.
325
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,320
Well, that much is obvious.
326
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,320
I thought it might be
a form of demonic possession,
327
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,660
but the tests came back negative.
328
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,080
But consider this.
329
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,910
My theory is the virus
is a type of zombie-ism!
330
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,120
Sweet potatoes of Barbados!
331
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,040
You don't see a lot of angry,
shouting zombies,
332
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,000
but it would explain a lot.
333
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,300
Hermes, you may have cracked this coconut.
334
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,930
Stop naming foods!
Gettin' hungry again.
335
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:02,470
Sadly, curing zombie-ism
is the kind of voodoo
336
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,890
I don't do.
337
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:06,390
There's only one person
with that expertise,
338
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,440
and I'm afraid--
339
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,360
Afraid she might be too sexually
attracted to you to think straight?
340
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,110
Well, you're mostly right.
341
00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:15,190
LaBarbara?!
342
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:18,030
Hermes, I couldn't
let you do this alone.
343
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:21,450
You were brave to come here,
and I love you.
344
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:24,330
Well, hello, Barbados.
345
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,950
But, how did you find us here?
346
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,460
And why do you have a key
to Barbados' place?
347
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,830
Eh, that's not important.
348
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,340
I've also got a key to your place.
349
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,590
Also not important.
350
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,470
Come! Follow me to the inner sanctum.
351
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,600
What dark, well-lit sorcery is this?
352
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,740
People of Earth! I am Lrrr,
353
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:07,540
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
354
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,450
Excuse me.
355
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:13,420
I shall rule mercilessly
over your weak and divided--
356
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,050
That's odd.
I've never sneezed before.
357
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,380
I don't even have a nose.
358
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,970
Me neither.
359
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,180
Stop interrupting me
while I'm trying to dominate these people!
360
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,810
You couldn't dominate a bowl of fudge!
361
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,890
Although you sure try!
362
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,680
- Oh yeah?
- Oh!
363
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,600
It's better than
that flavor-free dessert
364
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,190
- that you serve.
- Is that right?
365
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,650
Oh, it's just as I feared.
366
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:42,150
The virus has mutated
with Omicronium NDNDNA.
367
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:45,370
It's a highly contagious Omicron variant.
368
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,990
You're a contagious variant!
369
00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:51,450
Go back where you came from,
you Omi-clods.
370
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,330
Everyone is so angry.
371
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,340
Especially me!
372
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,000
Ow! My schnookus!
373
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:07,010
Kill all humans! Kill all humans!
374
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,060
Can robots even get the virus?
375
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,560
What virus?
376
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:16,230
Now, the key is to produce
a voodoo potion
377
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:19,190
that tricks the body into
thinking it has the virus,
378
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,900
but without actually gettin' the disease.
379
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,860
Aha! So, the immune system
falls under its spell
380
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:29,280
and produces anti-jujus
that attack the spike protein,
381
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,160
thus inoculating against future infection.
382
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,660
Precisely.
383
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,960
You got some serious mental pecs, husband.
384
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,090
My second favorite kind.
385
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,840
Hey, cut that out!
386
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,130
Why didn't I get a wink
for my mental pecs?
387
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,340
Now, we gonna need
an animal sacrifice.
388
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,760
I-I mean, um, test subject.
389
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,810
Not me. I'm too angry!
390
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,310
Don't worry, man.
391
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:56,440
The doll won't feel a thing.
392
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,020
Ow! My calculator arm!
393
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,940
I just hope it's got the mojo
394
00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,070
to defeat this anger virus.
395
00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,820
Come, let's run a test.
396
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:12,540
Hm. I just feel a normal,
easy-to-repress rage.
397
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,080
Then, perhaps we should test it
a bit more thoroughly.
398
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,000
That's enough testing!
399
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:23,510
Voodoo shots!
Freshly conjured voodoo shots!
400
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,010
Ow!
401
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,390
Can you assure me there is absolutely
402
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:33,470
no science in this vaccine?
403
00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:37,350
Nothing but 100% Louisiana swamp voodoo.
404
00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,980
Ouchie!
405
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,320
I was, uh, promised a lollipop.
406
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,490
Uh, here.
407
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:51,490
Mm, tastes a bit like wig glue.
408
00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:54,370
What a bunch of mumbo gumbo!
409
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,790
Anything I can't understand is fake!
410
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:57,870
Ooh!
411
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,920
Ahh, that's better.
412
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,420
Hermes, my friend.
413
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:09,340
I owe you an apology
for being so anti-voodoo.
414
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:12,180
It may seem bat-whack crazy to a layman,
415
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:14,680
but I see now that voodoo methods
416
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,020
are built on centuries
of brilliant scholarship.
417
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:21,400
It's okay, Professor.
And it's understandable.
418
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,770
After all, any sufficiently advanced magic
419
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:28,070
is indistinguishable from science.
420
00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:33,070
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