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Professor's lab notes, final entry.
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Time has been frozen
for an unknown length of time.
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With no time to lose,
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I began tunneling through time
in search of Fry and Leela,
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only to find them suffering
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from a case of extreme old.
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Horrified, I offered to reset the universe
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to the instant before time stopped.
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They could be young once more.
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Still grotesquely ugly, but young.
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- What do you say?
- Wanna go around again?
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I do.
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D-Did someone switch
the universe off and on?
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It feels like we got rebooted!
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Ugh! Why is my beer stale?
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Yay! I'm sharing
backwash with friends!
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Well, whatever happened
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the important thing is
it will never, ever happen...
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again.
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Robot?
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Nah, I'm just yankin' your ass.
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We're back, baby!
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Good news, everyone!
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My new wrinkle cream has arrived!
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Also, we seem to have survived
a massive disruption
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in the flow of time.
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Did we get older? Younger?
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Science holds no answers.
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Does science know what year it is?
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Science knows everything!
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Let's check the atomic calendar.
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Hermes,
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move that espresso maker out of
the way of the atomic calendar!
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Good lord!
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It's the year 3023!
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Finally. I thought
he'd never stop yammering.
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Oh, I've only just begun yammering!
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I shall now expound
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on the science of explosive botulism.
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Have I really spent
23 years in the future?
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We call it the present, but spluttever.
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Twenty-three years,
and I've achieved nothing.
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- Nothing!
- It's really sad, if you think about it.
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Yeah. Laugh all you want,
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but I've wasted enough of my life.
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It's time I set myself a goal.
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- Stop it!
- Ow!
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But he said laugh all you want!
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- I don't care.
- If Fry wants to set a goal for himself,
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we should support him,
not point and laugh.
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Oh, right. I forgot to point.
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Ow! ZOIDBERG: Ow.
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Life's goal, life's goal...
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Have you considered donating
your legs to the legless?
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Or destroying documents
for the shredder-less?
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Let's leave this up to Fry.
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He just needs a little peace and quiet.
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Not on my watch!
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That's it! I've got my goal!
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And so quickly! What is it?
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J, Philip I. Fry.
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I-I mean, I, Philip J. Fry,
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hereby pledge to watch
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every TV show ever made!
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I don't know, meatbag.
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There's a mighty deep diaper
of content out there.
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I eat diapers for breakfast.
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It'll take a lot of sitting,
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but with the world's fourth-most
popular streaming service,
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I can do it.
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I'm subscribing to...
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Fulu!
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Leela, aren't you gonna stop this?
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I should, but I don't wanna
crush his dreams.
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Hermes, can you crush his dreams?
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Oh, no. You're not fobbing
that girlfriend duty off on me.
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A lifetime of laziness
gives me a huge head start.
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Watched it. Watched it.
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Hate-watched it.
Hate-watched it twice.
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- Kif has a single friend.
- His name is Zapp.
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Stop. I said I would support
Fry's dumb goal,
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and I will.
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I say go for it.
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Thanks, Leela. Ooh!
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The Scary Mirror!
That sounds scary.
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You're
entering a show that is slightly different
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from previous, very similar shows.
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What was once a creepy story about a book
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is now about an E-reader
that's too greasy to hold.
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And that one with the phone call
from the devil?
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Now, it's a FaceTime call from the devil.
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The devil part didn't change.
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Prepare to see
your unflattering reflection in...
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The Scary Mirror.
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Hey, Sniri! Get off your fat squiggle
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and make me a dinner reservation
at Impassable Burger!
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And check the price of my NFTs
'cause I'm an important tech guy!
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Reservation confirmed. NFTs worthless.
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- What?! You shoulda told me to sell them!
- Any idiot could do your job!
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What the hell, Sniri?
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From now on,
I'll be asking the stupid questions.
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Such as, "What's the weather
right outside my damn window?"
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And, um, "How does a steering wheel work?"
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Wow. Whatever just happened
really makes you think.
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It sure do.
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TV, dumb it down for me.
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Bam!
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Aw...
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What is the deal with non-binary robots?
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Wow. PC Crowd.
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Without Fry's interruptions,
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efficiency is up 32 perc-- Mm...
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Well, my butt's numb,
and my remote hand is dead,
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but all I have left is
the final season of All My Circuits.
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Which final season? They got
canceled, like, three or four times.
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Pfft! Loserama!
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The final final season,
from 10 years ago.
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I wonder how many episodes were in it?
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Mm, twelve-- No. Thirteen...
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thousand and twenty.
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13,020? But-- But--
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I'll never make it! I'm sorry, Leela.
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I'll never be able to watch enough TV
to make you proud of me.
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It might actually be possible.
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- But-- No.
- What? What is it?
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It's risky, but we have a technology now
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that allows you to watch all the episodes
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in one continuous stretch.
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We call it... bingeing.
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No, no! What?
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Sounds great! I'll do it!
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You don't understand, Fry!
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Bingeing doesn't mean
what it did in your day!
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Drinking two six-packs
and barfing in my mom's jewelry box?
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Ew! No! It means strapping into
these bingeing goggles
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that drill directly into your brain.
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Fry, don't be the idiot you are.
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Before you go jabbing
into your visual cortex,
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I implore you to--
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Ow! My cortex!
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I maintain that this is
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a catastrophically boneheaded idea.
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But, if you're going to binge,
you'll need a still suit.
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Why is it called a still suit?
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Because you'll be
sitting perfectly still.
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And I can't have you soiling
my binge-a-lounger.
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Engage hoses!
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I'm not entirely sure
which is the air hose
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and which is the waste hose.
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But, live and learn.
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- Farewell, Leela.
- And always remember...
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All My Circuits is brought to you by...
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Honey Bunches of Springs.
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Everybody loves Honey Bunches of Springs!
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Except humans. Fatal for humans.
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Calculon! But you weren't due back
from the time travel convention until--
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Yesterday?!
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He's been streaming for months
without a single break.
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No wonder you find him so attractive.
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The waste buckets indicate
strong bowel function.
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Now, let's see how his brain is holding up
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to this sensory assault.
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Oh, dear.
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Is that the TV signal
or Fry's brainwaves?
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Both!
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Fry's feeble mind has been
overpowered by the binge.
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He's losing touch with reality!
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It's true!
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He's not responding to any of
the sounds or smells I'm making.
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As long as Fry doesn't run
out of episodes, he'll be okay.
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But if he reaches the end of the series,
God forbid,
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his consciousness will be severed!
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Much as this hedge clipper
severs Leela's ponytail.
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- Hey!
- Oh, boo-hoo!
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It's a metaphor. Don't take it literally.
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But, Fry will become a vegetable!
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Yum! I mean sad.
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This is all my fault.
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Actually, it's mostly Fry's fault,
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but it's a little my fault!
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We have to find some way
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to extricate Fry from Fulu's iron grip.
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I'll put on my thinking cap.
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There's not much time.
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He's almost out of episodes of
All My Circuits.
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Maybe they'll drop a new season.
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Eh, fat chance, sweatpants.
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It got canceled 10 years ago.
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TV shows don't come back after that.
No way!
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Not on broadcast or cable.
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- What about Fulu?
- They'll bring back any old crap!
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Good thinking!
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Maybe we can get them to
reboot it as a streaming series.
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We'll start a fan campaign,
with letters and a viral hashtag!
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- Pfft. That's a recipe for failure.
- Let's go punch somebody.
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Have a good one.
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Tell us why you think
you can punch your way
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into the Fulu executive suite.
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And if we can validate your parking.
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Alright. Here's our pitch.
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Remember that show All My Circuits?
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The one that got canceled three times?
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Exactly!
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New episodes of that!
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- That's our pitch.
- Conferencing.
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I'm going to have to say...
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- Hard.
- Pass.
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All My Circus reruns
have a devoted robot fan base,
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but they rarely buy anything
from our advertisers.
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Correction. New data
indicates a sudden uptick
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in buying by viewers.
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Correction. One viewer.
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Sweet jerk venison of Turkmenistan!
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Fry ordered all this junk?
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Robot cereal. Robot noodles.
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Robot oil. Oh, wait. That's mine.
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So, what do you say?
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How about picking up
All My Circuits for 20 episodes?
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- With an option for 20 more!
- Maybe a movie?
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Hm. Against
my better judgment programing,
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I'm going to greenlight the project.
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- Woo-hoo!
- Points on the back end!
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Now, there's one teensy hitch.
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You know the star of the show, Calculon?
He's dead.
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Everything is negotiable.
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- Hell yes, you can have him!
- Scale plus 10.
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And if he dies again, no backsies.
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Hey, Calculon! CALCULON: Yes?
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You're wanted on set!
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Oh, glorious rapture.
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To return to the draped proscenium
once more--
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Will you shut up
and get into the resurrection cannon?
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- Alright, it's great to be back.
- Truly humbled. All the usual crap.
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Places, everyone! Places!
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Ah...
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Where is my assistant?
I need help finding my mark.
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Uh, I'm Mark.
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More coffee, Mr. Calculon?
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Yes, I do need to expel more coffee.
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Professor
to Hollywood. Come in, Hollywood.
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Talk to me. How many episodes
does Fry have left?
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Two. And one of them is a clip show.
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But that means--
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Indeed. If you don't crank out
new episodes quickly,
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Fry will be dead by lunch.
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I'm having ham salad.
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- But, this is impossible.
- To keep them from running out,
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we'll need to produce
an hour-long episode every hour,
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nonstop, forever!
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If Law & Order can do it, so can you.
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Professor out!
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Futurama is brought to you by...
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Slurm Zero! None of the flavor,
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all of the addiction!
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Whimmy-wham-wham-wozzle!
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00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,180
Monique, my love. Will you be my--
257
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,310
Cut! Next episode! Action!
258
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,640
Plumber?
259
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,530
Fry better not be puttin'
this robot junk
260
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,940
on the corporate credit card.
261
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:28,200
That's exclusively for
my one-man business dinners.
262
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,370
Hermes, quit your low-stakes embezzling
and look at this.
263
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,790
Fry is now streaming at double speed!
264
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,460
I'll mirror his view on the TV.
265
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,210
Oh, how I love the illicit thrill
266
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:41,460
of cheating on my husband
with an actual flesh-and-blood human.
267
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:44,380
A filthy, filthy human.
So squishy and gooey.
268
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,590
You're like a sexy water balloon.
269
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,510
The thrill is all mine, Monique.
270
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:49,840
I've never been on a swan boat before.
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00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,890
Calculon!
272
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,680
- Monique, how could you?
- And with Human Friend,
273
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,220
the very person
I've been cheating on you with.
274
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,680
Calculon, how could you?
275
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,020
And with Human Friend, the very person
I've been cheating on you with.
276
00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:01,360
- Calculon, Monique, how could you?
- Enough. We're stuck in a loop.
277
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,810
I just hope we can
come to some agreement,
278
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,610
and that this boat can hold
six tons of steel.
279
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,410
- He's streaming at double speed?
- Why not just slow it down?
280
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:16,540
Because Fry's brain
is in a very precarious binge-state.
281
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,420
Any change, even refilling
the Dorito bowl, could kill him.
282
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,080
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.
283
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,170
You've got to make episodes faster.
Faster!
284
00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:27,880
We're already making
an hour-long show every hour.
285
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,880
That's the fastest it can be done!
286
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,390
Nonsense, Leela.
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00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,470
Why, I am the spokesman for fast acting.
288
00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,470
You're the spokesman for
fast-acting hemorrhoid cream.
289
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,850
- Your point?
- I have none.
290
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:43,150
A robot actor of my caliber
can act at speeds
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00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:47,030
far beyond what even the greatest
human actors can achieve.
292
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,700
To be or not to be. That is the question.
293
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,300
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows...
294
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,960
You missed a line.
295
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,580
Can you direct at double speed?
296
00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,340
- I don't know.
- Can you pay at double scale?
297
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,420
- It's not my money.
- Just yell action really, really fa--
298
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,460
Action!
299
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,740
Calculon, I've come to tell you that--
300
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,100
- Um...
- Cut! What happened?
301
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,850
- The script pages stopped uploading.
- It's those damned lazy writers!
302
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,520
Can't even manage to write
an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.
303
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,690
I died doing what I hated.
304
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,280
Can't you just ad lib?
305
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,820
Asking an actor to ad lib
is like asking a...
306
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,950
guy to... five.
307
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,660
So I'll just write the scripts.
308
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,990
- Any idiot could be a TV writer.
- Many are.
309
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:40,410
How hard can it be?
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00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:42,080
I love you, Calculon.
311
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,290
Let's do it, baby.
312
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,540
Bender is great.
313
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:45,920
And fade to black.
314
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,920
- You're hired!
- Hello, Writer's Guild.
315
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,720
I'm afraid he'll never calculate again.
316
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,520
- Or he'll do so inaccurately.
- Let's do it, baby.
317
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730
- Bender is great.
- Cut!
318
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:06,690
Okay, reset for scene 31,652B...
319
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,070
Was that heart attack
part of the script?
320
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:15,320
No, but leave it in. It's hilarious.
321
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,120
Fry's life is on the line.
322
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,740
It's all up to me as executive producer.
323
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,700
Action! I mean, action!
324
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,330
Louder and funnier! Smile faster!
325
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,250
Act better! Less nuance!
326
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,670
That was terrible! Next scene!
327
00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,880
Action! Cut! Action! I mean, cut!
328
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:36,050
Action! And... cut!
329
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,350
- Wow. Great writing, everyone.
- That's a wrap!
330
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:48,190
What exactly happened in that episode?
331
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,650
I won an Emmy, that's what.
332
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:54,400
Okay, everyone,
take five... seconds. Next episode!
333
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,490
Hang on, Leela.
334
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:58,870
I think the execubots
have some constructive notes.
335
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,870
This is very hard for me
to say, Leela, so he'll say it.
336
00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:10,250
- We love everything about this show.
- It's not working at all.
337
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,750
You're canceled.
338
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,630
You'll always be an important part
of the Fulu family.
339
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,760
Get out!
340
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,430
But, our friend Fry...
341
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,850
He's gonna die...
342
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,350
Strike the set.
343
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,280
How does a show get canceled
344
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,110
this many times?
345
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,280
By this many networks?!
346
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,370
Bad news, Professor.
347
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,330
They won't let us make any more episodes.
348
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,080
That is bad news.
349
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,960
Especially since I have... good news!
350
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,840
Kidnap the actors
and get back here at once!
351
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,930
Fry's down to the very last episode,
352
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,260
but he still has one slim hope.
353
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,970
We've got to gradually shift his focus
354
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:06,140
from the streaming world
back to the real world.
355
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,480
- Is that safe?
- God, no!
356
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,190
While he watches the finale on Fulu,
357
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:14,900
you'll simultaneously
perform it live in front of him.
358
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,320
You're asking me to perform
a second take?
359
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,900
No, no!
360
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:22,410
Think of it as live theater for
one unconscious audience member.
361
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,990
Ah, like the Milwaukee
Shakespeare Festival.
362
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,540
Exactly!
363
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,580
And action.
364
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:38,260
Easing Fry back
to normal viewing speed.
365
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,970
Now, we'll gradually decrease the opacity
366
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,930
of his bingeing goggles.
367
00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:51,770
Gently... Gently...
368
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,900
Monique, Boxy,
369
00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,030
the feelings between each
distinct subset of two of us
370
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,910
are too intense to bear.
371
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:05,870
We find ourselves the vertices
of a classic love triangle.
372
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:09,540
It's a three-variable equation
with only one solution.
373
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,960
X equals suicide.
374
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,720
Does this love triangle
have room for one more vertex?
375
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,090
Technically, yes,
376
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,180
though it would then constitute
a love tetrahedron.
377
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,060
Allow me to illustrate with a model.
378
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,610
Bringing Fry back to reality in three...
379
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,730
Two...
380
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,400
Hey, where'd I put my cigar?
381
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,450
Zounds!
382
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,790
Thank you... Milwaukee.
383
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,250
Somebody other than me do something!
384
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,380
I'll put out the fire!
385
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,470
No! That's battery acid!
386
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,230
- Oops.
- He's dead!
387
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,770
I killed him by encouraging
his hopes and dreams!
388
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,650
How could I have been so stupid?!
389
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,490
What up?
390
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,950
I'm afraid I have bad news, Fry.
391
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:31,500
- You're dead.
- I am?
392
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,330
Fry! You weren't in the suit?
393
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:35,620
What? No.
394
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,790
I got out of that thing,
like, two days ago.
395
00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,840
I decided to catch up on my reading.
396
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,550
I'm sorry, Leela.
397
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,840
You must be pretty disappointed in me.
398
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,300
No. I'm just glad you're okay.
399
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,600
And I promise
I'll never be supportive again.
400
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,020
Thanks, Leela.
401
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,690
You know, I really did try
to achieve my goal.
402
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,150
I even turned up the playback
to double speed,
403
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,520
but I just couldn't get through
the last few episodes.
404
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,730
I mean, they were unwatchable.
405
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:05,700
The writing and the executive producing
really went downhill towards the end.
406
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,070
Hey, I may not be a great writer,
407
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:10,450
but at least I filled
the allotted air time.
408
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,910
To the second. Fade to black.
409
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,210
We now go live to the White House
410
00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:22,800
for the presidential summit
on the dangers of streaming television.
411
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,470
I understand it's destroying
our young people.
412
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,050
That is my job!
413
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,350
Aroo!
414
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,890
Now, Mr. Fry,
I understand you recently endured
415
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:37,640
a terrible ordeal
while doing something stupid
416
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,610
involving streaming television.
417
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,270
That's right, Your Majesty.
418
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:43,690
And what lesson, if any, did you learn?
419
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:45,400
Well, first, I guess,
420
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,410
don't reboot a show
if the quality isn't gonna be there.
421
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,040
But, more importantly, let me say this.
422
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,580
Viewers must binge responsibly.
423
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:00,630
The same way they smoke cigarettes
or drink bleach.
424
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,540
In my opinion, they must stream
425
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:05,710
no more than 10 episodes in a row.
426
00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,800
And no less.
427
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,140
But it's not just
the viewers' responsibility.
428
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,520
Any TV show that truly cares
about its audience,
429
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,100
that loves and respects them, should...
430
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:23,020
no... must be canceled every few years.
431
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,940
It's simply the right thing to do.
432
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,820
Thank you.
433
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,290
Sobering thoughts from some
drug-addled weirdo.
434
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,750
Goodnight, God bless Earth,
435
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,250
and aroo.
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