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♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ Yes it's Immortimas ♪
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♪ There's absolutely
Nothing sus ♪
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♪ About today ♪
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Good morning,
Sex Ghosts!
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Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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♪ Immortimas ♪
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♪ We raise
Our voices in harmony ♪
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♪ It's Immortimas Day! ♪
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Whoa!
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Casey! I told you
to use the front door!
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Then how would you be
the first person
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I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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Come on,
let's get some breakfast,
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before Cliff eats it all.
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♪ We celebrate Immortus
And the day she was born ♪
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♪ From the time stream
To our heart strings ♪
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♪ It's Isabel we adore ♪
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♪ Oh, thank Immortus ♪
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♪ I've got no one
To answer to but me ♪
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♪ And I'm so blessed
With this circus ♪
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♪ My found family ♪
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♪ And your neighbor, Casey ♪
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Morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject
Of this song ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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♪ Good morning, Sex Ghosts ♪
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♪ Wrap up your foreplay ♪
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♪ It is time
For us to celebrate ♪
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♪ My favorite holiday ♪
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♪ Made brand new sweaters ♪
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♪ For all my Doomies ♪
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♪ Back me up, you sexy ghosts ♪
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♪ And cover up your boobies ♪
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♪ Praise Immortimas Day ♪
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-♪ I'm giving my ♪
-♪ She's giving her ♪
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♪ Sweaters away ♪
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♪ You'll be snug as a bug ♪
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♪ For the price of one hug ♪
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♪ One measly hug ♪
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♪ One lingering hug ♪
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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♪ I can almost
Taste the ham-- ♪
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You're being weird,
stop stroking your sweater.
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♪ I'm a lucky man
Life couldn't get any better ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day! ♪
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♪ Everything is Isabel's way! ♪
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♪ She can do no wrong ♪
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♪ She's the subject
Of this song! ♪
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♪ All we do is love and obey ♪
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♪ On Immortimas Day! ♪
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Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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♪ Praise Immortus ♪
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♪ The robotics program
Is a hit ♪
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♪ Two kids were awarded
Scholarships on merit ♪
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Larry! Your sweater's
getting cold!
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And, you're
missing all the fun!
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Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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♪ Today's a special day ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For them to see ♪
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♪ How happy we'll all be ♪
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♪ 104, and Keeg, and me ♪
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♪ I have never
Brought a suitor home ♪
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♪ Can you believe it? ♪
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♪ Well finally
We're not alone ♪
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♪ How about this cable knit? ♪
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day.
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I wouldn't have to
make these decisions.
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♪ Born Isabel
From Cloverton ♪
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♪ Our savior's story's
Just begun ♪
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♪ When she fell
Into the timestream ♪
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♪ It opened up her mind, see ♪
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♪ In Orqwith
They assembled her soul ♪
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♪ Brought her back
And made her whole ♪
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♪ It's a beautiful day ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all
Isabel's way ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day is where
We all belong ♪
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♪ We love and obey ♪
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♪ And all sing along ♪
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♪ Nothing is weird ♪
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♪ Everything's fine ♪
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♪ We're all okay ♪
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♪ On ♪
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♪ Immortimas Day! ♪
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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- Ugh!
- Come!
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Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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I wouldn't say stuck.
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Seems kind of fun.
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How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it.
It's Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel
like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is trying
to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately?
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That'd be pretty weird.
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I can't remember
If the dinosaur ♪
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♪ Goes in front or behind ♪
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♪ Now I'm reeling
What's this feeling? ♪
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♪ It's like warm butterflies ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It should be easy
To be cheesy ♪
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♪ But I'm lost in the night ♪
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♪ It's like I'm feeling
Something's missing ♪
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♪ Or it's just out of sight ♪
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♪ What could it be? ♪
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♪ Am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ It's like I'm falling
Through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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♪ Is she the key? ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
From the timestream? ♪
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♪ I am the blow up man ♪
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♪ And the blow up man is me ♪
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♪ Hey, am I doing this right? ♪
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♪ I don't know
What I'm looking for ♪
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♪ But I'll see what I find ♪
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♪ If I reveal what is real ♪
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♪ Do you see think she might ♪
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♪ Say that she feels ♪
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♪ The same way inside? ♪
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♪ Could she be the one? ♪
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♪ This was kind of fun ♪
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♪ I'll never know
If I don't take a chance ♪
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♪ I'm looking for answers ♪
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♪ She's a pretty good dancer ♪
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♪ She is in my heart
It's out of my hands ♪
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♪ It's like I'm falling
Through space ♪
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♪ Is it all in my head? ♪
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♪ I pray for a sign ♪
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-♪ Is she the key? ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Have I been flung
From the timestream? ♪
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♪ What could be missing? ♪
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♪ Would it be cool
If it was me? ♪
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-What?
-What?
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Nothing. Uh, was that too much?
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-Were you saying something?
-Hmm?
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Oh...
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I-- I've got to, um...
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-Yeah!
-Oh!
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Hmm...
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Laura.
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There is so much to do
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before Immortus
comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be,
with you in charge.
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We'll get it done
together because...
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♪ We're the perfect team ♪
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♪ Immortimas
With you is a dream ♪
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♪ Thank Immortus
For this blessed sisterhood ♪
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♪ What's not to love ♪
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♪ We've got peanut brittle
Happiness, and hugs ♪
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♪ Who knew life
Could ever be this good? ♪
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♪ You're like meat ♪
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♪ You're like cheese ♪
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♪ Put 'em together
Charcuterie ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ Just two best friends ♪
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♪ We never ever fight ♪
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♪ But if we did
We'd both be right ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ You're one of a kind ♪
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♪ For you I'd travel
Space and time ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's
What it means to be ♪
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-♪ Best friends ♪
-♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Best friends ♪
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♪ Place the forks and knives ♪
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♪ I hope Isabel arrives ♪
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♪ Now the centerpieces
To decorate ♪
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♪ Everything
Is picture perfect ♪
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♪ You make every moment
Worth it ♪
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♪ Take this stamp and ink ♪
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♪ You know what to do ♪
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♪ I'll do anything you ask ♪
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♪ We've got a friendship
That will last ♪
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You built a beautiful life
with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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♪ Oh, God
What have I put her through? ♪
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♪ Shit! Shit! ♪
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♪ What is this?
What the fuck is going on? ♪
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♪ Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no
Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ Let's make a pact ♪
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♪ We cut our hands
And shake with blood ♪
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Respectfully,
I'm going to decline.
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♪ You're like jam ♪
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♪ Jammy jam, jam, jam ♪
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-♪ You're like brie ♪
-♪ Spread that brie ♪
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♪ Put 'em together
More charcuterie ♪
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♪ Are you okay? ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm fine ♪
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♪ Then let's sing the chorus
One more time ♪
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-♪ We are best friends ♪
-♪ Shit, shit, what is this ♪
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-♪ We are best friends ♪
-♪ What the fuck is going on?
Am I speaking in a song? ♪
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♪ Oh, no
Something's very wrong ♪
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♪ I wish we were best friends ♪
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♪ I know this has to
Come to an end ♪
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♪ Please don't forget what
It means to be best friends ♪
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Friends.
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The guest towels.
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Well, well, fine. Yes.
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I'll, uh... I'll clear up then.
No problem.
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Oh,
what the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel's managed
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to make this whole
world about her,
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and in this world,
we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes!
Look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's
musical fever dream.
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♪ What the fuck! ♪
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♪ What the fuck! ♪
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- Okay, that's Cliff.
- Uh-huh.
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- Jane!
- Yep.
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-Um, Rita.
-Nice.
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Me.
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- You!
- Hey!
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-And Larry.
-And who's that?
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Oh! This is Papa.
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I wanted him to be a part
of the celebration,
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because he's still here
in our hearts.
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Yeah, he is.
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Immortimas was his favorite.
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Man, did that guy love his ham.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, how is
the robotics club going?
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Papa always loved robots.
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Yeah. I mean, it's good.
It's going great.
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Uh, sometimes I feel like
I could be doing more.
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Making a bigger impact,
I don't know.
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But what's bigger
than helping your community
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and doing what you love.
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Maybe Immortus can help.
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You can ask her at dinner.
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Uh, you know,
Immortus is a busy lady.
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So, I just don't want you
to be disappointed
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if she doesn't show.
260
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:42,902
I can feel it, Vic.
261
00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:47,365
She's going to come to dinner,
I'm sure of it.
262
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:48,866
It must be nice
to be so certain.
263
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,369
Well, I'm certain
I want some hot chocolate.
264
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:55,206
-Oh, yeah.
-Papa always loved
hot chocolate. Here.
265
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,921
♪ Mmm, hot chocolate
Papa loved hot chocolate ♪
266
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,048
♪ Too bad he's dead ♪
267
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:09,679
Mmm.
268
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:11,556
Immortimas is the best.
269
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,141
I could spend the day with you
270
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:14,225
-and the family.
-Yeah?
271
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:17,103
We get to see Isabel at dinner.
272
00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:19,731
I'm so happy,
I never want it to end.
273
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,862
Me too. Yeah.
274
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,158
Mmm.
275
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:32,785
Mmm-hmm.
276
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:35,580
C'mon.
277
00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,250
C'mon. Okay.
278
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,253
Mmm.
279
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:45,256
♪ Looking for something
Naughty to play ♪
280
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,134
♪ It's little Cliffie's
Time of the day ♪
281
00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:51,304
♪ Maybe one of these specials
Will do the trick ♪
282
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,102
Happy Immortimas, everyone.
283
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,812
Tonight I'm going to
share with you
284
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:02,106
one of my favorite stories.
285
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:10,614
♪ I want to drive my stick ♪
286
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,992
♪ Come on, let's go, baby ♪
287
00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:16,912
♪ Even to this holiday chick ♪
288
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:18,956
♪ Rev it up now
Rev it up now ♪
289
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:21,417
♪ Gotta shift gears
I'm in overdrive ♪
290
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,503
-♪ Overdrive ♪
-♪ Immortus is coming ♪
291
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,088
♪ And so am I! ♪
292
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,143
♪ I want to drive ♪
293
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:43,231
-♪ My stick! ♪
-♪ My stick! ♪
294
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,483
♪ It's just me ♪
295
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:49,570
- ♪ And my ding-dong-di-- ♪
- ♪ Let's go
Let's go ♪
296
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:50,571
Cliffie?
297
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,115
What?
298
00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,783
I'm just...
299
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:55,743
What? I'm-- Not now. I'm busy.
300
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,704
Oh, busy singing
about your dick, huh?
301
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,998
Singing! I'm singing.
302
00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,042
-What do you want?
-Uh...
303
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,587
Have you had
any devious thoughts of late,
304
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,924
any underhanded sensations
popping up?
305
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,759
What?
306
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:14,011
Huh! No, I'm just...
307
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,055
Okay.
308
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,150
- No.
- Okay.
309
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:50,757
I can't believe
I fell into the time hole
310
00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,509
and met my destiny.
311
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:54,927
Your destiny too.
312
00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:01,309
What the actual piss!
313
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,019
Oh, Laura.
314
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,229
Laura, I'm so glad I found you.
315
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,647
What do you
think of this sweater?
316
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,191
I mean,
are the lines flattering?
317
00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:10,193
Yeah.
I thought you...
318
00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:12,779
Okay, um... Whatever.
Um, I need your help.
319
00:19:12,904 --> 00:19:14,030
Oh, well, can it be quick?
320
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:15,907
'Cause I'm meeting
my boyfriend?
321
00:19:16,032 --> 00:19:18,076
- Your boyfriend?
- I know, right.
322
00:19:18,201 --> 00:19:20,411
Actually, it's kind of
an amazing story.
323
00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:22,288
We met under
the craziest circumstances.
324
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,082
-But somehow it all worked--
-Thank you. Stop you there.
325
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:27,835
Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
326
00:19:30,797 --> 00:19:32,215
I need to show you something.
327
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,055
What's with
all the tissues?
328
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,610
-Casey!
-Sorry.
329
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,946
I didn't mean to startle you.
330
00:19:55,029 --> 00:20:00,451
I, um... I just want to
make sure that we're cool.
331
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,830
'Cause there was,
like, a weird...
332
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:08,793
...moment earlier... right?
333
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,089
Um...
334
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,385
Uh, what are you
painting there?
335
00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:19,387
Um...
336
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,849
I don't know.
337
00:20:22,974 --> 00:20:25,184
This image
has been in my head all day,
338
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,978
and it seems so familiar to me.
339
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,063
But I can't
put my finger on it.
340
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:31,941
Do you like it?
341
00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,862
Yeah, it's amazing.
342
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,827
If I had one note,
I would say that...
343
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,874
it could use
a little bit more color.
344
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:19,530
Okay, so I have, um,
called you all here
for a team meeting.
345
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,334
Larry, what is this?
346
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,754
I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
347
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:37,882
If I had known
we were dressing up as mummies,
348
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:40,385
I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
349
00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:44,055
Let Rouge explain.
350
00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:47,725
Yeah. Okay, so I have
called you all here
for a team meeting.
351
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:51,270
-Unfortunately--
-I'm sorry, you keep
saying team meeting.
352
00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:54,315
-What team?
-Mmm-hmm.
353
00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:57,860
Oh, we really are back
at square one, aren't we?
354
00:21:57,944 --> 00:22:01,656
Um... Okay,
this may be hard to believe,
355
00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:07,203
but we are, in fact,
a superhero team
known as the Doom Patrol.
356
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,752
-Doom!
-Doom! Watch out!
357
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,422
I'm going to "doom" you!
358
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,051
That's it. Yeah.
Okay, settle down.
359
00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:27,807
So we are currently in a fake,
never ending holiday...
360
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:31,018
called Immortimas.
361
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,985
Laura, you dog!
362
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:43,072
Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
363
00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:45,158
She does this every year.
364
00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:48,035
And now, she's got
Larry in on it as well.
365
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,955
Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
366
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,457
No, it's not a prank.
367
00:22:53,499 --> 00:22:54,834
She's being serious.
368
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,627
You aren't
who you think you are.
369
00:23:00,173 --> 00:23:04,677
Well, this is all
very intriguing and very funny!
370
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,392
But if you'll excuse me,
371
00:23:11,476 --> 00:23:14,312
I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
372
00:23:14,437 --> 00:23:16,397
-Ooh! You do that.
-Yes, that's a very--
373
00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:18,983
It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
374
00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:21,402
Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
375
00:23:21,486 --> 00:23:24,489
It's the best way
to help the team, right now.
376
00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:27,492
- Anything for the betterment of the team.
- -Jolly good.
377
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,497
A, we're not a team.
B, how come they get to go?
378
00:23:32,622 --> 00:23:33,915
Okay, listen,
you fuck knuckles!
379
00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:35,666
We have
a situation on our hands.
380
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:38,836
Happy Immortimas, everyone!
381
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,297
-Today, I'm gonna show--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
382
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,840
This is not what you think.
383
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:44,509
-I can explain.
-No, no, no, Cliff.
384
00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:46,010
It's about the...
385
00:23:46,135 --> 00:23:47,387
Oh, then never mind.
386
00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:50,473
Okay. I'm no
stickler for tradition.
387
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,517
But, W-T-F, Laura!
388
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,852
We always
watch this one after dinner.
389
00:23:54,936 --> 00:23:58,022
The point is,
this is all bullshit!
390
00:23:58,147 --> 00:24:01,275
It's a mirage! A cheap trick
to keep us docile,
391
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,277
so we don't ask
too many questions.
392
00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:04,862
Now, with the help of Larry,
393
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:08,908
I was able to find out
what was really on these tapes.
394
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:11,160
You keep asking me
what I'm looking forward to
395
00:24:11,244 --> 00:24:13,037
now that
my radiation is contained,
396
00:24:13,162 --> 00:24:14,539
but look at me.
397
00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:17,500
I'm no longer of this world.
I'm not human.
398
00:24:18,835 --> 00:24:21,838
Even when I was human,
I wasn't truly living.
399
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,845
I can't feel,
I can't fuck,
400
00:24:28,928 --> 00:24:31,222
I can't even take a piss, Doc.
401
00:24:31,347 --> 00:24:34,434
All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
402
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:35,685
Stripped away.
403
00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:40,231
I didn't mean to.
404
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,608
I wasn't shoplifting.
405
00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:45,987
I just wanted
to try some things on.
That's all.
406
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:47,238
Everything I have--
407
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:53,578
What the shit!
408
00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:57,373
-This is all fucking fake?
-Yes.
409
00:24:57,457 --> 00:24:59,876
Well, why are you
telling us this now?
410
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:02,462
Why didn't you wait
until after Immortimas Day?
411
00:25:02,587 --> 00:25:06,049
Because, Cliff,
there is no after Immortimas.
412
00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:09,677
There is only
Immortimas Day forever!
413
00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:11,137
Unless we can find a way out.
414
00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:13,181
Hold on a minute.
415
00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:15,641
How is all this fake?
416
00:25:15,767 --> 00:25:17,143
This life, this holiday?
417
00:25:17,268 --> 00:25:21,105
Like, Laura, we celebrate this
every single year.
418
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,356
You know this.
419
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,942
No, Vic. We don't.
It's all made up.
420
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:28,780
Just like you and Deric
running a robotics club
is all made up.
421
00:25:28,905 --> 00:25:32,784
You are Cyborg.
Formerly Cyborg.
422
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:35,453
You are a metahuman superhero.
423
00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:37,288
Cyborg?
424
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,289
Yeah.
425
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:42,919
You are Cyborg.
426
00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:47,382
Holy shit!
427
00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:50,009
Rouge is right.
428
00:25:50,134 --> 00:25:51,427
We gotta come up with a plan
429
00:25:51,511 --> 00:25:52,970
to get out of
this Hallmark Channel hell.
430
00:25:53,096 --> 00:25:54,389
-Bingo!
-What? Wait.
431
00:25:54,472 --> 00:25:56,974
Why do we want to get out?
432
00:25:57,058 --> 00:26:00,269
Larry, you wanna
be a human, don't you?
433
00:26:00,353 --> 00:26:04,732
You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
434
00:26:04,816 --> 00:26:07,443
blow on your face
and you can taste the ham.
435
00:26:07,527 --> 00:26:09,362
Trust me.
I would love to stay in denial
436
00:26:09,487 --> 00:26:11,823
as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
437
00:26:11,948 --> 00:26:14,367
It's an illusion, bro!
438
00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:17,328
Larry saying he has a boyfriend
in this world,
439
00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:18,663
is like you saying
440
00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:20,832
your cam girl
really cared about you.
441
00:26:20,915 --> 00:26:21,999
Ginger was there for me.
442
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,543
None of that matters!
443
00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:25,795
We're not safe unless
I'm wearing these bandages.
444
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,338
Oh, wait, I just remembered
445
00:26:27,422 --> 00:26:29,757
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world.
446
00:26:29,841 --> 00:26:31,008
That's true.
447
00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:32,343
Cliff! How can you
be so selfish?
448
00:26:32,468 --> 00:26:34,345
Selfish? Look who's talking.
449
00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:36,264
I'm not the one
who gave up my superpowers
450
00:26:36,347 --> 00:26:38,266
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
451
00:26:38,349 --> 00:26:39,267
- Fuck you!
- Okay.
452
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:42,687
I feel like... Sorry.
453
00:26:42,812 --> 00:26:44,439
I feel like
we're losing focus here.
454
00:26:44,522 --> 00:26:46,816
Bottom line,
I'm down to get out of here
455
00:26:46,899 --> 00:26:48,735
if it means
I don't have to fucking sing.
456
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,654
- Shit on a clit!
I thought you were with me.
-Dude!
457
00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:53,781
Okay, look,
I'm gonna go tell Dorothy
458
00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:55,366
the truth about this place,
459
00:26:55,491 --> 00:26:57,618
and one of you
needs to tell Rita.
460
00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:02,749
Okay.
461
00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:05,710
Are we ready
to ruin Rita's happiness?
462
00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,713
♪ Eh ♪
463
00:27:08,838 --> 00:27:10,214
♪ Eh ♪
464
00:27:10,298 --> 00:27:11,632
♪ Eh ♪
465
00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:12,884
♪ Eh ♪
466
00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:20,641
♪ Fuck ♪
467
00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:21,726
Me.
468
00:27:24,979 --> 00:27:26,147
I know.
469
00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,733
It was a shock to me, too.
470
00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:36,699
Maybe you're looking
at this wrong way.
471
00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:40,119
Maybe we're all here,
because it's what we all want.
472
00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:42,497
For the first time,
we're all together.
473
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:46,334
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday.
474
00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:48,127
Are you saying that
you wanna stay here?
475
00:27:49,587 --> 00:27:51,297
What's so bad about that?
476
00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:54,550
There is no way
that this is what we all want.
477
00:27:54,634 --> 00:27:57,303
And even if it is,
we're not our authentic selves.
478
00:27:58,388 --> 00:28:01,307
What does that even mean?
479
00:28:01,391 --> 00:28:04,352
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
480
00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,605
Dorothy.
481
00:28:15,822 --> 00:28:18,116
♪ Do I have it all here? ♪
482
00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,910
♪ Is this all a blessing? ♪
483
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:26,290
♪ If the answer's near
Why am I second guessing? ♪
484
00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:31,212
♪ I don't know if I go ♪
485
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:36,634
♪ But I'll keep standing still
In a world that's not real ♪
486
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:46,477
♪ Who will I find
If I leave this
Family behind? ♪
487
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:53,443
♪ There's no turning back
Gotta make up my mind ♪
488
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:58,698
♪ I need to face the future ♪
489
00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:03,536
♪ I must chart a path
Taking a step forward ♪
490
00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:06,080
♪ Am I going back? ♪
491
00:29:06,164 --> 00:29:10,710
♪ Who am I if I don't try? ♪
492
00:29:10,835 --> 00:29:15,548
♪ Who do I want to be? ♪
493
00:29:15,673 --> 00:29:19,719
♪ Do I need to say goodbye ♪
494
00:29:19,844 --> 00:29:22,847
♪ To discover the real-- ♪
495
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:23,890
Vic!
496
00:29:26,184 --> 00:29:27,268
Yeah?
497
00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:31,939
Are you, um... singing?
498
00:29:34,192 --> 00:29:35,359
Yeah.
499
00:29:36,194 --> 00:29:37,361
Right.
500
00:29:37,445 --> 00:29:39,947
Okay. Well,
when you're done with...
501
00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:41,824
It's lovely,
but when you're done with...
502
00:29:41,908 --> 00:29:43,659
With all of that, do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
503
00:29:43,743 --> 00:29:45,369
so we can
discuss the, you know,
504
00:29:45,495 --> 00:29:47,747
some sort of
musical exit strategy?
505
00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:48,748
Sounds good.
506
00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:53,294
Okay, just... go back to...
507
00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:55,588
Okay.
508
00:30:00,885 --> 00:30:03,221
♪ When I'm with
The Doom Patrol ♪
509
00:30:03,346 --> 00:30:05,598
♪ Every day's Immortimas ♪
510
00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:10,478
♪ Life's out of control
But I want more than this ♪
511
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:14,857
♪ Am I still unfulfilled? ♪
512
00:30:14,941 --> 00:30:16,692
♪ I'm caught in a spell ♪
513
00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:19,654
♪ My own musical hell! ♪
514
00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:23,741
Oh, dude!
515
00:30:26,327 --> 00:30:27,578
What the hell
are you doing, man?
516
00:30:27,703 --> 00:30:29,247
What's it look like?
517
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:33,126
I just wanna feel the wind
on my dick while I still can.
518
00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:36,087
I gotta be
interrupted by someone singing
519
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,214
a fucking power ballad.
520
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:40,383
Whoa!
521
00:30:43,261 --> 00:30:45,430
- Oh, wait.
- Not done.
522
00:30:49,267 --> 00:30:51,102
♪ Can I have it all here? ♪
523
00:30:51,227 --> 00:30:53,855
♪ Be content
With all I've got ♪
524
00:30:53,938 --> 00:30:59,193
♪ Maybe here, maybe not ♪
525
00:30:59,277 --> 00:31:03,114
♪ I need to face the future ♪
526
00:31:03,239 --> 00:31:08,077
♪ I must chart a path
Taking a step forward ♪
527
00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:15,376
♪ Am I going back?
Can I be the hero ♪
528
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:19,964
♪ Different from before? ♪
529
00:31:20,048 --> 00:31:25,136
♪ Without him am I a zero? ♪
530
00:31:25,219 --> 00:31:27,555
♪ How can I be sure-- ♪
531
00:31:27,638 --> 00:31:28,973
Vic?
532
00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:32,977
You all right?
533
00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:38,691
I don't know.
534
00:31:41,152 --> 00:31:42,070
Okay.
535
00:31:48,117 --> 00:31:51,788
You're taking this
remarkably well.
536
00:31:51,871 --> 00:31:54,999
Yeah, I guess I'm just used to
being ripped out of realities.
537
00:31:58,169 --> 00:32:02,006
So, about our duet...
538
00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:03,007
Yeah?
539
00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:06,344
-I think you're great.
-Me too.
540
00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:08,429
-For you, I mean.
-Sure.
541
00:32:09,514 --> 00:32:11,599
What I mean is...
542
00:32:11,682 --> 00:32:14,894
Well, now that
I have my memories back,
543
00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:17,522
it's not just me
in this body anymore.
544
00:32:19,649 --> 00:32:21,484
I'm just a bit
all over the place right now.
545
00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:27,365
Totally. Totally!
Yeah, I get it. We're good.
546
00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:29,242
- Really?
- Uh-huh!
547
00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:30,535
Okay.
548
00:32:50,555 --> 00:32:51,723
What's this?
549
00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:56,894
Some sort of holiday role play?
Kinky, I'm in.
550
00:32:56,978 --> 00:33:00,064
-So shall I unwrap you or--
-Please don't.
551
00:33:01,441 --> 00:33:02,650
We need to talk.
552
00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:05,528
Oh, no.
Are you breaking up with me
553
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,905
in a mummy costume? Why?
554
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:09,741
Do you not want me
to meet your family?
555
00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,243
No, no.
I want you to meet them.
556
00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:16,038
This is who I really am.
557
00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:20,793
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
558
00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:23,421
who can change into any element
on the periodic table.
559
00:33:23,504 --> 00:33:25,465
Remember?
560
00:33:26,591 --> 00:33:29,677
Oh, right. I remember.
561
00:33:30,928 --> 00:33:33,139
I was wondering
why my name was 104.
562
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:37,852
And, so what?
How does this change anything?
563
00:33:37,935 --> 00:33:39,604
I'd still love to
meet your family.
564
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:41,898
Seriously?
565
00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:45,068
No, no. We need to find a way
566
00:33:45,151 --> 00:33:47,737
to escape
Isabel's psychotic witchery.
567
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:49,489
But we're safe here.
568
00:33:49,614 --> 00:33:51,449
I'm not about to blow up,
569
00:33:51,574 --> 00:33:53,701
and I'm assuming you're not
some radioactive purple man
under there?
570
00:33:53,785 --> 00:33:55,661
Stop! It's too dangerous.
571
00:33:55,787 --> 00:33:57,622
That's exactly it, Larry.
572
00:33:57,705 --> 00:33:59,165
We're not in danger here.
573
00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:00,917
Hey...
574
00:34:02,085 --> 00:34:03,920
we said we would
find another way.
575
00:34:04,796 --> 00:34:06,506
Maybe another way found us.
576
00:34:08,132 --> 00:34:10,593
- Don't you want to be together?
- I do.
577
00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:13,762
I do. Just... not like this.
578
00:34:15,139 --> 00:34:16,682
Not in a fake world.
579
00:34:16,807 --> 00:34:20,561
Fake for whom?
It's perfect here.
580
00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:29,987
♪ I thought
My days were numbered ♪
581
00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:36,285
♪ With my fragile constitution
You brought me back to life ♪
582
00:34:36,369 --> 00:34:39,329
♪ Looks like
You were my solution ♪
583
00:34:39,414 --> 00:34:42,416
♪ So what if
The world's a stage ♪
584
00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:45,836
♪ Let's be the stars
And break through ♪
585
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,588
♪ It's not enough
For me ♪
586
00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:52,135
♪ Is Immortimas
Enough for you? ♪
587
00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:53,678
♪ Our bond is stronger
Than anything ♪
588
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,762
♪ Covalent or ionic ♪
589
00:34:55,847 --> 00:34:58,683
♪ But if I turn radioactive
It could be catastrophic ♪
590
00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:04,772
♪ This world's
A work of fiction ♪
591
00:35:04,856 --> 00:35:08,025
♪ I've lied
In relationships before ♪
592
00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:11,028
♪ This ain't real life ♪
593
00:35:11,154 --> 00:35:14,365
♪ There are dangers here
We can't ignore ♪
594
00:35:14,449 --> 00:35:17,410
♪ Out there's
Where danger lies ♪
595
00:35:17,493 --> 00:35:20,538
♪ Remember we're unstable ♪
596
00:35:20,663 --> 00:35:24,125
♪ Dream with me a bit longer ♪
597
00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:27,670
♪ Cue the periodic table ♪
598
00:35:36,262 --> 00:35:39,515
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
599
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:42,393
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
600
00:35:42,518 --> 00:35:48,608
♪ Cause we've got
All the elements of love ♪
601
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:51,986
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
602
00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:54,906
♪ But we've got
Just the temperament ♪
603
00:35:55,031 --> 00:35:58,076
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
604
00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:04,040
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
605
00:36:07,585 --> 00:36:09,253
♪ You led me
To a brighter day ♪
606
00:36:09,379 --> 00:36:10,963
♪ We're good as gold
If we just stay ♪
607
00:36:11,089 --> 00:36:12,507
♪ Zinc of
All the things we'd do ♪
608
00:36:12,590 --> 00:36:17,053
♪ In my chemical romance
With you ♪
609
00:36:20,723 --> 00:36:23,643
♪ We used to be experiments ♪
610
00:36:23,768 --> 00:36:26,604
♪ The past is now irrelevant ♪
611
00:36:26,729 --> 00:36:31,692
♪ 'Cause we've got
All the elements of love ♪
612
00:36:32,819 --> 00:36:36,114
♪ So Immortus is benevolent ♪
613
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,117
♪ But we've got
Just the temperament ♪
614
00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:42,161
♪ Our chemistry is evident ♪
615
00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:49,419
♪ It's the elements of love ♪
616
00:36:57,677 --> 00:37:00,388
Okay, we'll stay.
617
00:37:02,348 --> 00:37:05,852
All I wanted
was to be beloved, Niles.
618
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:12,191
And now look at me,
I'm a monster.
619
00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:30,376
Why did you let me leave
620
00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:33,171
when you were telling
everyone else about all this?
621
00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:35,757
You looked so happy.
622
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,926
I didn't wanna...
ruin your perfect day...
623
00:37:40,178 --> 00:37:41,137
again.
624
00:37:43,681 --> 00:37:44,807
Thank you.
625
00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,353
If we're being totally honest
with one another,
626
00:37:50,396 --> 00:37:51,898
I don't...
627
00:37:52,023 --> 00:37:54,025
care that this is all fake.
628
00:37:54,150 --> 00:37:56,569
You don't care
that we live in a world
629
00:37:56,694 --> 00:37:57,862
where at any given moment,
630
00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,864
everyone might
burst out into song
631
00:37:59,989 --> 00:38:02,950
about the Midwest or... worse.
632
00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:05,203
A clam bake?
633
00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:11,292
I don't want to be
a monster anymore.
634
00:38:14,754 --> 00:38:16,547
Rita.
635
00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:21,302
You were never
a monster to me.
636
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:26,974
That's because
in this friendship,
637
00:38:28,059 --> 00:38:29,394
you're the monster.
638
00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:40,488
Fuck it.
639
00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:45,743
Hello?
640
00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:46,911
Hey, kiddo!
641
00:38:47,495 --> 00:38:48,746
Clara!
642
00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:51,707
-Happy Immortimas!
-Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
643
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,295
-Rory says, "Hi," too.
-Aw!
644
00:38:57,463 --> 00:39:02,760
So, um... is everything
good over there?
645
00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,429
Everything's amazing.
646
00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,222
You know,
we wish we could be with you.
647
00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,433
No, no, no, no.
You sound amazing.
648
00:39:11,018 --> 00:39:13,521
Okay, give Rory
a big kiss for me.
649
00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:16,482
-Love you, sweetie.
-Love you, Dad.
Praise Immortus.
650
00:39:17,233 --> 00:39:18,276
Praise Immortus.
651
00:39:24,115 --> 00:39:25,575
You fleshy fuck!
652
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:31,456
♪ I get it
Immortimas sucks ♪
653
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,041
♪ Isabel is evil
And a bit of a schmuck ♪
654
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:36,627
♪ But can I play
Devil's advocate? ♪
655
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:39,756
♪ You're missing
One component ♪
656
00:39:39,839 --> 00:39:42,633
♪ Go ahead, buddy
This is your moment ♪
657
00:39:42,717 --> 00:39:45,428
♪ What's the big deal?
In here I'm real ♪
658
00:39:45,511 --> 00:39:47,972
♪ I can smell
And touch and taste ♪
659
00:39:48,056 --> 00:39:50,892
♪ You'd let
This body go to waste ♪
660
00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:53,728
♪ I thought we changed
But you're deranged ♪
661
00:39:53,811 --> 00:39:55,521
♪ Let's get
One thing straight ♪
662
00:39:55,646 --> 00:39:59,358
♪ You want to stay
To masturbate ♪
663
00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,652
♪ Maybe it's a pipe dream ♪
664
00:40:01,778 --> 00:40:04,822
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
665
00:40:04,906 --> 00:40:08,910
♪ Can't you see
My family doesn't need ♪
666
00:40:08,993 --> 00:40:12,830
♪ My robot body ♪
667
00:40:12,914 --> 00:40:16,626
♪ And me ♪
668
00:40:19,128 --> 00:40:22,256
♪ I will never
Be the perfect dad ♪
669
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:25,593
♪ Is wanting to protect them
From you so bad? ♪
670
00:40:25,676 --> 00:40:29,806
♪ What about me Pop-pop? ♪
671
00:40:29,889 --> 00:40:32,517
♪ Your favorite friend? ♪
672
00:40:32,642 --> 00:40:38,356
♪ I'll stay a baby forever
If this doesn't end ♪
673
00:40:38,481 --> 00:40:40,650
♪ Maybe it's
A pipe dream ♪
674
00:40:40,733 --> 00:40:43,861
♪ Maybe it's Xanadu ♪
675
00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:47,240
♪ Isn't it nice to see
What life could be ♪
676
00:40:47,365 --> 00:40:51,869
♪ Without my robot body ♪
677
00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:57,458
♪ And me ♪
678
00:41:05,466 --> 00:41:07,885
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
679
00:41:07,969 --> 00:41:09,178
Okay, what's the plan?
680
00:41:09,262 --> 00:41:10,471
I can't believe
she's actually here.
681
00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,432
Well, of course
she's fucking here.
682
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,142
- I told you she'd come.
- There's no time.
683
00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:15,518
Okay. What are we gonna do?
684
00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:17,729
- Drown her.
- Poison her.
685
00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:20,064
-Turn her into boron.
-Turn the lights out
and pretend we're not home.
686
00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:21,733
Who wants deviled eggs?
687
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:24,026
-Hit her over the head
with some ham.
-Poison her.
688
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:25,987
- But with ham, yes.
- Poison her with ham.
689
00:41:26,070 --> 00:41:28,114
-Give her so much ham,
she explodes.
-Okay, no more bullshit!
690
00:41:28,906 --> 00:41:30,408
Isabel is here.
691
00:41:30,533 --> 00:41:33,745
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
692
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,163
-Stay!
-Go!
693
00:41:35,246 --> 00:41:36,873
Okay.
And I'm a go.
694
00:41:36,956 --> 00:41:40,960
All right. That was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
695
00:41:49,427 --> 00:41:50,303
Wait!
696
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,600
We all know
we're in some sort
of fabricated existence here,
697
00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:57,602
whether we want
to stay or leave.
698
00:41:57,727 --> 00:42:01,105
Whatever our differences,
there is an almighty god
at our front door.
699
00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:02,857
A spiteful god
who didn't think twice
700
00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:05,443
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
701
00:42:05,568 --> 00:42:06,819
So, let's just take a breath.
702
00:42:10,156 --> 00:42:11,616
She said...
703
00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,785
All we need to do
is get through dinner.
704
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:18,039
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face. Hmm?
705
00:42:21,876 --> 00:42:23,002
Hmm?
706
00:42:28,466 --> 00:42:34,013
Hello! I'm here!
Where's my ham?
707
00:42:37,183 --> 00:42:40,061
Oh! I didn't know
there was a theme.
708
00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:50,488
My goodness,
this all looks divine!
709
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,075
Sit.
710
00:42:56,077 --> 00:42:57,995
Now, let's see.
711
00:42:58,121 --> 00:42:59,539
Shall we start the festivities
712
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,500
with a little
Immortimas spirit?
713
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,252
How about
we go around the table
714
00:43:04,335 --> 00:43:07,380
and share what
we're all grateful for? Hmm?
715
00:43:09,048 --> 00:43:10,174
I'll go first.
716
00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:15,096
I'm grateful for... me.
717
00:43:15,179 --> 00:43:17,890
Oh, this is fun.
718
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:20,685
Who's next?
719
00:43:20,768 --> 00:43:22,061
Mister Mummy Man?
720
00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:24,355
Uh...
721
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,526
Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
722
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:30,528
and to introduce them all
to my boyfriend.
723
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:34,282
How sweet. And?
724
00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:38,286
And... and for the--
725
00:43:38,369 --> 00:43:40,705
The pleasure
of worshipping you, Isabel.
726
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:43,124
Immortus!
727
00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:52,467
Yeah.
728
00:43:52,550 --> 00:43:53,926
Okay.
729
00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:55,553
Can someone pass the ham?
730
00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:01,893
Who's next?
731
00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:08,566
Okay, I'll go next.
732
00:44:11,069 --> 00:44:12,779
Uh, Immortus,
733
00:44:12,904 --> 00:44:16,824
I am grateful that
you were there for me
in my time of need.
734
00:44:16,908 --> 00:44:20,036
I needed to do a giant pish,
735
00:44:20,119 --> 00:44:23,081
and you provided a wipe
736
00:44:23,164 --> 00:44:25,917
- for me to freshen up my fufu.
- Mm-mm.
737
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,877
And for that, I thank you.
738
00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:32,256
Except that
this is Immortimas Day,
739
00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:34,092
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
740
00:44:34,217 --> 00:44:37,553
because there
only is Immortimas Day.
741
00:44:37,637 --> 00:44:42,600
Except, Willie-Wanks-A-Lot,
this world isn't real.
742
00:44:42,725 --> 00:44:45,353
Now you should know
it was super easy
to figure that out
743
00:44:45,436 --> 00:44:47,522
because you didn't
even try to hide
744
00:44:47,605 --> 00:44:50,650
that this is
an alternate reality,
745
00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:52,610
or maybe you just suck at this.
746
00:44:58,074 --> 00:45:01,661
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
747
00:45:04,539 --> 00:45:07,417
Don't you agree?
748
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,585
Yes, uh-huh.
749
00:45:09,669 --> 00:45:10,837
Smelled that shit
from over here.
750
00:45:10,962 --> 00:45:12,338
- Yeah.
- Party pooper.
751
00:45:12,463 --> 00:45:14,716
Now, my question was,
752
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,885
what are you grateful for?
753
00:45:23,141 --> 00:45:25,226
Sing out, Louise!
754
00:45:30,022 --> 00:45:31,482
I have something to say!
755
00:45:32,984 --> 00:45:34,944
Uh, because Immortus,
756
00:45:35,027 --> 00:45:38,281
I have so much
to thank you for.
757
00:45:38,364 --> 00:45:41,826
Lovely.
Proceed.
758
00:45:41,951 --> 00:45:46,831
We are all grateful for you,
because without you,
759
00:45:46,956 --> 00:45:50,084
we would not be the incredible
people at this table.
760
00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:53,880
I have to admit
you've been a role model to me.
761
00:45:54,005 --> 00:45:58,342
You've taught me what it means
to be... an icon and a hero.
762
00:46:00,178 --> 00:46:02,263
Thank you, Rita.
763
00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:04,724
-Who's next--
-I'm not done.
764
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:10,104
Your need for constant
attention and adulation
is inspiring.
765
00:46:10,188 --> 00:46:12,482
Your hunger for perfection...
766
00:46:12,565 --> 00:46:14,192
...although
a hopeless endeavor,
767
00:46:14,317 --> 00:46:18,863
is almost as impressive
as your lack of self-awareness.
768
00:46:18,988 --> 00:46:22,241
And finally, and this is
what I do admire most,
769
00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:27,288
your ability to be
an even bigger narcissist
than I could ever be.
770
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:30,583
You think you're all powerful?
You think you're all knowing?
771
00:46:30,708 --> 00:46:33,461
Well, I know you
because I was you.
772
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:36,547
And I don't
want to be you anymore.
773
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:39,884
It is a sad,
lonely, pathetic existence.
774
00:46:44,222 --> 00:46:45,681
Oh.
775
00:46:50,770 --> 00:46:55,066
I see. And do you all agree?
776
00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:58,277
Absolutely not!
777
00:46:58,403 --> 00:47:00,071
Praise Immortus!
778
00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:03,741
We all love you.
779
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:06,369
And Immortimas Day!
780
00:47:06,452 --> 00:47:09,038
That's not what Rita means.
781
00:47:09,122 --> 00:47:10,581
She's just tired.
782
00:47:10,665 --> 00:47:12,500
That's just...
It's the ham fumes.
783
00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:15,753
-You know how it is.
-Yeah. Yeah.
784
00:47:16,671 --> 00:47:18,673
Actually, I agree with Rita.
785
00:47:18,756 --> 00:47:21,759
- What the fuck?
- Dude, let her speak.
786
00:47:21,884 --> 00:47:24,804
I'm not sure
this is what I want anymore.
787
00:47:26,597 --> 00:47:29,434
Immortimas is
just another prison.
788
00:47:29,559 --> 00:47:31,519
It's another lie.
789
00:47:31,602 --> 00:47:34,105
And I'm done lying to myself.
790
00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:38,943
I'm 100 years old,
for God's sake,
and I'm still hiding.
791
00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:42,530
I have never
lived out in the real world.
792
00:47:43,906 --> 00:47:46,075
I can't lock myself
away anymore.
793
00:47:47,326 --> 00:47:48,453
I need to go.
794
00:47:53,332 --> 00:47:54,542
Then I'll go with you.
795
00:47:55,251 --> 00:47:56,544
What?
796
00:47:56,627 --> 00:47:59,213
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
797
00:47:59,297 --> 00:48:03,301
No, no, no, no, no.
That... that's not
what she means.
798
00:48:03,426 --> 00:48:06,596
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
799
00:48:06,679 --> 00:48:10,183
And-- Who... who is this?
800
00:48:12,143 --> 00:48:16,981
I'm just saying that...
I thought I found
a new adventure here.
801
00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:19,567
A new experience.
802
00:48:20,651 --> 00:48:21,944
Clearly I was wrong.
803
00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:25,198
If I'm going to be
a hero in the real world,
804
00:48:25,323 --> 00:48:26,991
I need to see the real world.
805
00:48:27,116 --> 00:48:28,659
No, come on.
806
00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:32,830
Can't a... a human man
catch a break?
807
00:48:32,914 --> 00:48:38,169
I mean, she's not even with us.
808
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:39,212
What is your name?
809
00:48:39,337 --> 00:48:40,838
I really wanted to stay here.
810
00:48:40,922 --> 00:48:42,715
It's about as perfect
as perfect can be.
811
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,261
Finally, someone
saying the things
that we all are thinking.
812
00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:51,015
-But if I'm being honest
with myself...
-Fuck me.
813
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:54,519
It's another story
being written for me.
814
00:48:54,602 --> 00:48:56,187
You were right all along.
815
00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:58,356
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
816
00:48:58,481 --> 00:48:59,732
How can I know
what I truly want,
817
00:48:59,857 --> 00:49:03,361
when people
keep rewriting my backstory?
818
00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:06,197
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even
know who I am?
819
00:49:08,116 --> 00:49:09,992
I need to write
my own story for once.
820
00:49:10,910 --> 00:49:12,453
You wanna leave?
821
00:49:12,537 --> 00:49:15,039
But you said...
822
00:49:15,164 --> 00:49:16,207
I don't want you to leave.
823
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:20,128
He's not with us either.
824
00:49:20,211 --> 00:49:22,547
That's four votes.
825
00:49:25,258 --> 00:49:26,426
And I'm five.
826
00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:35,017
So basically what we're trying
to say is fuck you
827
00:49:35,101 --> 00:49:36,561
and fuck Immortimas.
828
00:50:18,644 --> 00:50:19,645
Move.
829
00:50:40,374 --> 00:50:44,962
♪ I fix all your problems
And what do you do? ♪
830
00:50:45,088 --> 00:50:47,799
♪ You find a way to break out ♪
831
00:50:47,924 --> 00:50:51,803
♪ And make it all about you ♪
832
00:50:56,808 --> 00:50:59,519
♪ Was it really so hard ♪
833
00:50:59,644 --> 00:51:06,317
♪ To give me
All your love and devotion ♪
834
00:51:06,442 --> 00:51:09,445
♪ I could have
Chosen the timeline ♪
835
00:51:09,529 --> 00:51:14,826
♪ That featured lotion ♪
836
00:51:14,951 --> 00:51:19,163
-♪ You're all doomed! ♪
-♪ Doomed! ♪
837
00:51:19,288 --> 00:51:23,376
♪ Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news ♪
838
00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:30,007
-♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
-♪ Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! ♪
839
00:51:30,091 --> 00:51:32,427
♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
840
00:51:32,510 --> 00:51:36,806
♪ Aw, you think you've won?
Yeah, you think I'm done? ♪
841
00:51:36,889 --> 00:51:39,350
♪ Think again
The age of Immortus ♪
842
00:51:39,475 --> 00:51:41,853
♪ Has just begun ♪
843
00:51:42,729 --> 00:51:44,355
What are you gonna do, kill us?
844
00:51:45,273 --> 00:51:48,067
I don't have to.
845
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:53,406
♪ 'Cause you're all doomed ♪
846
00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:57,702
♪ Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news ♪
847
00:51:57,785 --> 00:52:01,873
-♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
-♪ Doomed! Doomed! ♪
848
00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:04,375
♪ You're about to blow
My dude ♪
849
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:10,882
♪ You're all doomed ♪
850
00:52:31,903 --> 00:52:33,905
Son of a bitch.
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