All language subtitles for E.B.C.S01E11.Sharing Samantha - A Steamy Thanksgiving Party

- Good morning, Vietnam.

- Really?

(group laughs)

- Welcome to the Erotic Book Club hosted

by Jess Ross and Rekha Shankar.

I am your host, Grant O'Brien.

- And I'm Janie Stolar, hmmm?

- And we are neither Jess nor Rekha.

- No.

- But Janie and I are going
to be taking you through

this episode of the erotic book club,

where we will be talking
about Sharing Samantha.

A sexy little thing that we
picked up on the Internet.

That we're gonna dive into right now

with all you horny fuckers listening

to this live to tape.

- That's specifically
the people on Discord.

That's my little nickname for them.

- Yeah, all you horny
fuckers who use our Discord.

- Horny fuckers?
- Horny fuckers.

- There should be a chat on the Discord.

- Just horny fuckers.
- Should there?

- No, nevermind.

- I don't see what
could possibly go wrong.

We have two guest
experts joining us today.

I don't know what they're experts in,

and I don't know why I
introduced them as such,

but to my left is Vic Michaelis.

How do I say your last name?

- Michaelis
- Michaelis

- It's a weird one.

- I've seen it written, and
in my head it's Michalis,

and I want you to know that.

- Yeah, well that's wrong but--

- Sure.
- But I appreciate the effort.

- You know, that's all
you're gonna be able to get,

and you the audience, that's
the most you can expect

from me is an A for effort.

And to the right is Zac Oyama.

- It's Zac Michalis.

- I thought so, now
when I see that written,

I say Michaelis in my head.

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, you're wrong.

- Well, I'm used to that.

And I also have my co-host
Janie Stolar, hello Janie.

- Hello, wow, hi everyone,
we read some erotica.

- Yes.
- Yeah, we did.

- We really did.

- I'm very glad to be
hosting this with you

because I feel like both of
us are way down for erotica.

- (laughs) Yeah.

- And if it wasn't
going to Jess and Rekha,

it probably would be the two of us,

so this is gonna be a lot of fun.

- A hundred percent, yes, I'm excited.

This book, really, wow, oh my gosh.

Should we get into it, should we start?

- Yeah.

- So this book basically,
like the high level plot is

that this gal Samantha is at her stepmom's

Thanksgiving gathering,
and ends up just having

a lot of sex with two best friends, right?

- They have sex like 40 times
in a day it just feels like.

- Yeah, they cum a ton in the space of,

I think, an hour and a half.

- Her vagina must have not
been feeling good by the end.

- Well that's just my question is,

they at no point in the, what like 80,

90 pages of this book, talk
about anybody being sore,

and I feel like that's unrealistic.

- That's the only unrealistic
thing about this book.

- [Vic] Yeah, because
that was my big beef.

- Neither of those two
best friends are like,

hey, I just, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to go again.

- Give me a minute.
- [Janie] Right?

- It's been like four
times in rapid succession,

and I'd love to--

- Well, to be fair, we were
told that they have heavy balls.

(group laughs)

- Well, a couple of times.

So they are at a
stepmother's Thanksgiving.

- Yes.

- Where none of them want to be.

- No, and Samantha's
super down on her luck.

She's just had a series of
bad events happen to her.

- She's super down on her luck.

- I mean rough, like she lost her job,

her house was condemned,
there's a lot going

on you know, she's struggling.

- She caught her boyfriend cheating on her

and then he is, two months later,

now engaged to that person.

- Can you imagine?

- Yeah, but I'm happy for them.

Like I'm happy they found each
other, you know what I mean?

- But that's sort of the best sort of way

to deal with someone wronging
you is be happy for them,

and I think that's important
what you just said.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I also just think, too, I mean they spend

so much time setting up
everything that's wrong

with Samantha's life, and then she's like,

but at least it's snowing outside.

And then she continues after that to list

a bunch more things that
are going wrong in her life.

- Yeah, it's rough.

- But at least we've still got snow.

- A little bit of snow outside.

- I just didn't understand,
so all of this takes place

at her stepmother's Thanksgiving,
pre-Thanksgiving party?

- [Grant] Yeah, I think it's
the night before Thanksgiving.

- It's the night before Thanksgiving?

- Classic Thanksgiving eve scenario, yeah.

- And she seemingly
invites anyone to this.

- Right.

- So the characters that
we have at this party,

and presumably there are more than this,

but here's who we know is there.

The hostess of the party, Lynn,

the stepmother, the matriarch,

we have Lynn's stepdaughter,
Samantha, our heroine.

We have Matthew?

- Martin, you're talking about the son.

- Martin, yeah, who's Lynn's
son and Samantha's stepbrother.

Then we have two guys

that Martin is trying to buy an app from.

- Well they're trying to sell
an algorithm to a hedge fund.

This is such a wild idea
of why they're there.

So, I guess this Martin
fellow runs a hedge fund.

He's a real douche, and
these two guys are there.

They really want to sell
this algorithm to him.

So why would Lynn have them over?

That bumped me, that bumped me.

- It bumped you that they had
a pitch with him weeks later,

so they went a Thanksgiving party

with his stepmother that
was also dry. (group laughs)

- Yeah, Lynn doesn't like booze.

- Yeah, no booze at this party.

- It repeated a lot that there
was no alcohol at the party.

- And not just go to the party,

but spend the night at the... (laughs)

- Spend the night.

- Spend the night at
Lynn's house. (laughs)

- Do you think that that's because

then in the moments where it's like,

when they're going at it,
they're going at this,

like they know what they're doing.

They're not doing this because
they're drunk and messy.

They know what they're getting into.

- But there's multiple moments

in the book where people are drunk.

There's multiple drunk driving incidents.

- Yeah, that's true, that's true.

- Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

- I hope that's why.

I have a feeling it's just shitty writing.

- I think it was just like
how could this party suck?

And there's no booze, so it was like--

- Yeah, you're right, just adding

to Samantha's misery in that way.

- Also at the party is Samantha's ex,

Ken, and Ken's new fiancee, some lady,

whose name I don't remember.

- Shelly.
- Shelly, shelly.

- Again, invited for some reason.

- For some reason, yeah,
they never establish how Ken

came to be at this particular party.

- And then after we kind of
established the characters

and where we are, we get like a

Faulkner style narrator shift,
which I found really lovely.

- I actually thought that was cool.

- It was cool.

- That was the cool literary
device of this book.

Every chapter you're hearing
from a different narrator.

- Yes.

- But sometimes not.
- Sometimes not.

- Sometimes it just continues on.

- Sometimes it's a new chapter

and you're on the same narrator,

you're like why, why, it's a new chapter.

- Which I also say about
Faulkner. (Janie laughs)

As I Lay Dying is chaos.

- Do we need to hear from the baby?

Like why are we doing this, so--

- I would like to call one of
the characters rose of Sharon,

and I think I'm going to start doing that,

and you won't know who I mean.

- So when she's having this interaction,

she's talking to her ex,
Ken, and this guy comes up

and tries to sweep her off her feet

to be like, she's with me, you know.

You don't have to be intimidated
or like you don't have

to feel freaked out and
alone, I'm with you,

and so they immediately have
this romantic connection.

This is Reese, and so the
two of them are like--

- More than that, though, Reese comes over

to save her from an awkward conversation.

- Right.

- By kissing her right on the mouth.

This woman he's never met.

- Yeah.

- And the description
of her turning around

and seeing him, she like turns
around and sees his chest,

and then like looks up and
sees his chin or something.

It's like the longest scan up him,

where she's just ready
to kiss him immediately.

- Then she scans up and
is like, oh, there's a man

attached to this chest,
okay, I'll have sex with him.

- I think there's just
seven minutes of silence

in that part that we don't read
about, you know what I mean?

Her just scanning him, it's
just like a really long time.

- So should I say something?

- There were several moments in the book

where it was clearly,
you get like two pages

of someone's mental monologue
while they're in the middle

of a conversation or something.

Where it's like, are these people

just total idiots, just staring?

- But I love that the
monologue in the head

of the guys is always like,
man, I really love Samantha.

Not just in a sexual way, yeah, she's hot,

but I like her brain, her personality,

and it's like you have not talked at all.

- Everybody falls in love in the course

of, truly, 45 minutes.

- Right?
- Yeah.

- He finds out, Reese finds out

that Ken was somewhat abusive,

and he's like I'm gonna kill him.

He immediately, it's just a very toxic

masculinity situation all around.

- I will say, just
dropped into this book is

that Ken, her boyfriend--

- Boy.

- used to beat her up.

I hate that writing so much,
that's the worst writing.

Well, also, in the middle, skipping ahead,

when they're all having a
three-way, her and these two guys,

they drop that these two guys were

in the foster care system together.

There's so many hard details that are

just thrown into the middle of it.

- That's why they're so close.

- Well, they do, they talk about that.

We're basically brothers, but
more than that, best friends.

And then they're like--

- [Zac] And more than that.

- Brothers.
- Brothers.

- So, after this first meeting there's

a whole thing where she's glad

that this guy saved her and then they go,

and they're gonna hook up,
and then she falls asleep.

But then she goes in the hot tub--

- She falls asleep for five hours.

- For five hours.

- They were, they go to the garage,

Reese and Samantha, the first man

that she meets with the chest,

and make out hardcore on the hood,

I think, of Shelly's Mercedes.

- [Janie] Yeah.

- (laughs) They get
interrupted, and Samantha does

go upstairs to her
bedroom and falls asleep--

- [Janie}for five Hours.
- For five Hours.

- So in the timeline,
what are we thinking?

Maybe this all happened from 11 to 4 a.m.?

- I don't know, because
Reese and Gavin are still up.

I think it's like four in the afternoon.

In my head, it happened it was like 4:00.

- Someone just looks outside
and is like, oh my God.

- I've done that, once in a while,

you know if it's Saturday,
it's like I could use a nap,

I'm just gonna go to sleep for 30 minutes.

Then I wake up and it's 9:30, no one?

No one, all right.

- I am not great at taking naps,

so it feels like maybe there's
something wrong with her

to wake up five hours later.

- What an awful guest at
this party she's being.

- [Janie] Yeah.

- Awful guest, maybe, and then
also no one looked for her.

She was gone for five hours.

- I don't think anyone cares she's there.

I mean it's really dark.

- It does sound like a huge party.

- If these two guys got
invitations, it had to be huge.

- There were 200 people at this

night before Thanksgiving party.

- To see her mom's, her
stepmom's slideshow about Greece.

- I guess my question, too,
is why are they staying over?

- [Zac] Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

I guess this is, where are we
thinking, upstate New York?

- Probably like two bedrooms tops.

Unless this is a huge mansion,

she's given the only available real estate

at a family gathering to these two guys.

- To two guys who are trying
to sell her son an app.

- Yeah.

- And have no other real
relationship with him.

They do over and over say
that Martin is a douche bag.

- And he wants to have
sex with his stepsister.

That is like, the guys have met him,

and they were like yeah, in
the five minutes we talked

with him, he's made it clear he wants

to have sex with Samantha,
that's all he's gotten out

while they're trying to
have an app transaction.

(sighs)
(group laughs)

I know, I know.

So then the sex really kicks in.

I mean this is when the
book really takes off.

- [Grant] Yes.

- She goes to the hot
tub, 'cause she says,

what is the quote, it's like she wakes up

from her nap and it's like,
"Fuck, yeah. Hot tub."

Or something like that.

- I mean you've been asleep
at a party for five hours--

- She's zero to 60.

- and you're just gonna go to the hot tub.

- So then when she goes in she's like,

I'm gonna have sex with this man I find

in the hot tub, and assumes it's the guy

who kissed her, but
then she realizes midway

through a deep make out session.

- [Grant] A little too late.

- A little too late.

- [Vic] Way too late.

- I'm confused as to
what that interaction,

like was he in the hot
tub faced away from her,

and he just sort of looks like,

I'm assuming these dudes are twins,

but one has a beard and
different colored eyes.

- That's pretty much how it
sounds, it's how it's explained.

They have the same shoulders and chest,

but one has a beard,
but Gavin has a beard.

- And then it's this classic scenario

where you're having sex with someone

and you realize halfway through

that it's not who you thought they were,

so you don't get off.

- Classic scenario.

- Everyone here is just going for it,

really not having any discretion.

- I was a little creeped out by like,

she surprises this guy with a kiss, right?

And then he won't let go of
her when she realizes it's...

- [Vic] Yes.

- Yeah, she sits down in
his lap and is kissing him.

She keeps trying to get up

and he's like, where are you going?

Fucking creep.
- It was weird.

- Oh, and we also just
glossed over the fact

that in the garage, as Reese
is making out with Samantha,

his first thought is, oh
man, Gavin would love her.

- Yes, yes.
- [Zac] God.

- It's the first thing that he says.

- [Janie] You're right.

- If he's making out with
this woman he just met

and keeps thinking about
how much his best friend,

but more than that, brother,
would love this redhead

that he met five minutes ago at a party.

- That's right, and they make it clear,

he's like we've never
shared a woman before,

sure we've dated the same
woman at the same time,

but we've never had a three way.

That's already established,
this is not normal,

and this woman is so
hot that all the rules

are thrown out the window.

- Yeah, they keep talking about

how they've never been happy.

They've never really been happy.

And now, tonight, they're happy

for the first time in their lives.

- First time ever.

- So, then like in this hot tub,

so she's actually with Gavin

and then there's this whole
sort of gray area situation,

I would say, maybe not so gray.

Then Reese comes in and the three of them,

this is our first three
way of many in the book.

So they have a three way in
the hot tub right off the bat.

- And they get into it
with no awkwardness.

- [Janie] No.
- [Zac] Not at all.

- Gavin is making out with this girl,

who has mistaken him for someone else,

and he won't let her go away.

Then Reese, his best friend,
comes up to the hot tub

and says, oh, I see you like my friend.

Then right away everyone's down.

- And they all know
where to put their bodies

and all have fun, and there's no question

of how we're sharing Samantha.

- There's not even a conversation of it.

Reese and Gavin, who
are basically brothers,

nod at each other, like make eye contact

and nod at each other, and then it's like,

oh, in that nod we've
communicated our relationship

will now include having sex
with people at the same time.

- Well--

- I also, oh, sorry,
what were you gonna say?

- Oh, no, no, no I was
just gonna say they also,

very clearly, state several
times throughout the book

that Samantha's like, I've
never done this before.

They're both like we've gotten close once,

but we've never done this before.

And they just jump--

- [Janie] They just jump right in.

- Straight into it.

- And does he, okay, I'm
confused about the mechanics

of where he is in the hot
tub, is he under water?

- Oh, man.

- I was wondering about that, too.

- They don't specify, but
then later on they're like,

oh, it's getting cold and we
popped back in the hot tub.

So my thought is do they--

- On the edge of the hot tub.

- get onto the lip of
the hot tub right there,

and she's like sitting here.

- But if it's an above
ground pool situation

and that's a very narrow
rim, like where are we here?

I needed the visuals.

- And I hope it's an above
ground pool situation

'cause if it's a raised hot tub,

then, yeah, then you're sitting

on this rounded, wet, molded plastic.

- [Janie] I know.

- But maybe that makes it easier

because there's the little
steps to get up to the hot tub,

so somebody can be kneeling on the steps.

- That actually I like,
that does make it easier.

- Now I may have to tell you,
from personal experience,

or not, you can get a UTI
from having sex in a hot tub.

It's a very dangerous scenario.

I also got cellulitis,
a bacterial infection,

three weeks ago from a spa,

potentially the massage or the hot tub.

I just want to put it
out there to the viewers,

don't have sex in a hot tub.

I think especially if you have stuff

that goes in in your
anatomy, you're gonna get

a lot of bacteria in there,
so I just, that's a PSA.

- Are we sharing personal stories now?

- Please, I just, I was
so bummed about that.

- Sure, sure, yeah,
there's the first time,

no, not the first time,
the first time I jacked off

with this one particular
guy. (group laughs)

in freshman year of high school,

it was at a hot tub, so
if you're a teen looking

to have a first gay experience,

I actually recommend hot
tubs very, very highly.

Because you're wearing basically nothing.

You're so close together,
it's usually dark outside,

it's usually late at
night, you're both 14.

I realized I was setting
up a scenario when I have

to remind myself, you know, children.

- Yikes.

- So I remember I was at a person's house,

won't say their name, Marie.

- [Zac] It sounds like
you're saying Marie's house.

- No, no.

- Were you at Marie's house?

- No, no Marie and I only met
each other a couple years ago,

and Marie reminds us
before we get started not

to say first and last names.

- Gotcha.

- So I won't say this
person's first and last name,

although I literally
almost did to be funny.

I almost said it just now to be funny,

and I realized that would just
make everyone's life hard.

But, I was at this person's house,

and their parents, you
know, went up to bed,

and we were out in the hot tub.

It was very much a situation
of me sort of manipulating

because I was like I
don't have a bathing suit.

Should we just get in naked?

What a little fucking
creep I was, god damn it.

Anyway.
- God, you were such a Reese.

- Such a Reese.

- I was a real Reese in this situation.

- Was it at Gavin's house?

- Yeah, it was at Lynn's Thanksgiving.

- No, no, but I'm gonna tell
you off-air why that's funny.

- [Zac] Oh, okay.
- Oh, okay.

- Sure.

- Anyone else have
really personal effed up

sexual experiences they want to...

- I mean--

- You don't have to.

- I think I'm okay.

- Okay, just checking,
anytime you want to...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll marinate on it.

- Yeah, marinate on it.

- Yeah, whenever you want to regret

saying something this is...

- Marinate, like the
bacteria in your flesh

after you've been in a hot tub,

which is really like a
below boiling bacteria pool.

- Yeah, it's the perfect
temperature for bacteria to grow.

- Oh, 100%, and that
thing is never cleaned

and then people are having sex in it.

So there you go, as we've seen here.

So then there this like
whole, we have like a very,

did you guys find this
scene steamy and exciting?

- There was one part that I
liked, that I thought was hot.

It's when she talks about when she's naked

in front of them for the first time.

There is something very
hot about being seen naked

by a group of people for the first time.

(group hums)

- And they can't deal
with how hot you are.

They're exploding at her sight.

- Yes, that is hot.

- But you don't need it.

- Oh, god, I'm really just
getting to the personal stuff.

What's hot to me is having
everyone looking at me.

- Oh, interesting.

- I'm less concerned
about what they're feeling

and more about getting their attention.

- Everybody look at me.

- (laughs) That's basically it.

- In sexual functionality, there's people

that are more responsive, so that is an

actual biological wiring some people have.

Where it's like being looked at

or being acted upon is more
sexually arousing than looking.

- I'm one of them, and I think I've based

my whole career on that fact.

Not only just in terms
of sex, just in life.

- Everything.

- I really oughta be the focus of things.

- I love that.

- I think there's
something to be said, too,

for you're naked in front of me

and this is exactly what I pictured

and imagined and I wanted,
you know what I mean?

- [Janie] Yeah.

- You are exactly what I'm attracted to.

Because they keep saying
that over and over again.

Like your body is perfect.

- Yeah, they love her red
hair, her emerald eyes,

her tiny shoulders, they can't get enough.

- Her tiny shoulders.
- [Vic] Her tiny shoulders.

- They love it, and
her pinstripe suit sort

of like hitting the back of
her thigh at the right place.

- Her pinstripe suit?

- I mean her skirt, sorry. (group laughs)

She's wearing a suit set the entire time.

- I think that would
actually be super cool

because one of the things
that bums me out is

that these people are all so vanilla.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- They're all so regular, it's like,

oh, these three beautiful
people were attracted

to each other, of course.

- But they have so much backstory.

The foster care system, you guys.

- Grant, she has red hair.

- That's true.

- There is a line I want to point out.

I just don't want to forget about it,

is when they're about
to have the threesome

in the hot tub, and they're like,

she's like what are we doing,

and someone says something
like whatever you want.

I forget what the first
part of the line is,

but the second part of the line
is, "and nothing you don't."

- Oh, my god, perfect.

- Kind of like checking in a way,

but also one of them maybe
just held her against,

on his lap in the hot tub.

- That's very true, I
think that line's sort

of the writer saying okay,
well now I have carte blanche.

We've like established the rules,

and also, it's really
immediately established

these guys are like I
want this to be forever.

They're so into it the second it starts.

They're just like this is my family.

Thanksgiving alone, never
again, I have Samantha.

- And that, to me, feels
a little bit sex negative

of like, hey, you're allowed to

just have a three way with these people--

- [Janie] Right.

- and not have it be because you're

in love with them forever.

It can also just be a fun
thing you did one night.

That's okay.
- Yeah.

- I did find that strange.

I would actually prefer
it just be like whoa,

this is wild, I'll never see them again.

But they like immediately form a family.

- They do, they do, like skipping ahead

to the end they all move in together.

- And share a workspace in SoHo.

- And start a business.

- They immediately do that.

- They do that night.
- They do that.

- And I like as it turns out,
not only is she a good fuck,

she's a good hacker, too.

- She can really program.

- She can code.

- I love a developer.

- She's great at developing,
so then what's funny here is

that the stakes, there's no
tension really in the story,

I feel, but the stakes
are still about the app.

So her ex, Ken, he comes
up and plants the seed.

He's like they're just
here to sell an app.

They don't care about you.

- And this guy is there at,
maybe, two in the morning drunk.

- Or 4:00 p.m., we don't really know.

- Yeah, no idea what time it is,

but he's come back drunk
because he's presumably

so jealous that she was kissing a guy

when she met him and his fiancee?

- [Grant] Yeah.
- [Vic] Yeah.

- There's a lot, yeah, Ken's drunk.

Then he plants a seed and
then he drives drunk away.

Which is like, okay, no
one's gonna address that.

- But in between, Gavin and
Reese beat the shit out him.

- Oh, yeah.

- They beat the shit out of him.

- The amount of times these dudes see

a red mist in this book.

- But from one of their points of view,

when Ken comes up immediately
I started seeing red.

- To be fair, I did warn him,

and then hits him right in the mouth.

- The description of the
beating is very similar

to the description of the sex.

- Oh, my god.
- Yes.

- Which is really a wreck, guys.

- Well I think maybe they're
just trying to cover all bases.

They're like well, maybe
someone's gonna be into this part

of it, and so they're very
descriptive with that.

- Yeah, maybe this is what we're about.

This is an overview of human sexuality.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What's weird, too, is so then,

obviously we're skipping right ahead

to the next sexual experience,

and there's a tonguing of her butthole,

which they call a ring, is this a term?

- Yeah, they didn't, they sort of talked

around the fact that he was
eating her ass for a while.

- [Janie] Yeah, he was.

- It was like then he touched that spot,

and I lit up like a--

- Christmas tree.

- I can't remember exactly.

- I remember reading this part

and then being confused for a second

because someone called Martin an asshole.

- I wrote that in my notes.

They go on and on about her
butthole and all this stuff,

and the next sentence is
asshole about a mean person.

I was like wait, I thought
we were enjoying assholes.

- Martin's asshole is there suddenly?

- (laughs) That really upset me.

- And it was so, like, they're staying

in the basement guest room,
these two brother twins

or whatever, and there's this tension

of like she just found out
about the app from her drunk ex,

who should have no reason to know

that that would be an issue
after he got the shit beaten out

of him and his car destroyed
by these two monsters.

- These hulking beasts.

- To yell back that they're
only here for the app.

And she has immediately forgiven them.

You think that there would be
a certain amount of tension

and trying to win each
other back, you know?

- I didn't understand why that
would be a problem for her.

Because, of course, there's
some reason they're here.

They're not here to meet you.

They had no idea who you
were when the night started.

- But, also, the relationship with Lynn.

I want to know Lynn's sort
of telling of the story.

We never got the Lynn perspective.

- Oh, I'd love a chapter, if while they're

out fucking in her hot tub--

- She looks out the window. (screams)

- What are those strangers doing?

I invited those three people
specifically to be nice,

and now they're fucking all together.

- They're ruining my hot tub.

- Well, my question is I really need

to know the housing layout here,

because they spend a lot of time,

like these are not quiet people.

- What do you think it was?

If you had to design this
house, walk me through it.

- Yeah, okay, so I am
picturing a split level.

- Sure.

- So it's not a huge
house, but also not tiny.

Maybe like four bedrooms,
there was at one point

I guess four people who lived here?

- There'd have to be, yeah,
we've met three of them.

- Yeah, and there's a hot
tub around the corner.

We're somewhere like upstate New York.

So I'm guessing it's like the stairs

that kind of go into a basement,

but you can still see the
backyard through the basement.

Like you can walk into the backyard.

- I'm completely with you.
- Yeah.

- And I'm picturing the hot tub

just behind a tool shed
because I don't know

how else it wouldn't
be seen from the house.

- Yeah, must be.

- Like there has to be
something that it's hidden from,

unless it's way the hell far out.

- I'm imagining it sprawling mansion.

- That's the only way
really it makes sense,

to have so many strangers in your home.

- Also, where's her dad, right?

- Good question.

- Yeah, they don't bring him up.

- Did he die or something?

- Oh, he did die, they bring
that up really quickly.

I had to go back, yeah, he died.

- In the list of her tragedies.

- Yes, it was beneath all the other ones.

- Oh, that was the other thing,

as they were kind of like
setting up these characters

when Reese first meets Samantha,

and he's like I should have known

that this was Martin's stepsister
because of her red hair

and how easily that she
knew the way to the garage.

Why would her having
red hair having anything

to do with knowing that that
was Martin's stepsister?

- Yeah, these two people
that aren't related.

- Exactly, and why would
they have the same last name?

- Oh, yeah.
- [Janie] Oh, interesting.

- Just bringing it up, I want answers.

- Wow, I hate that we have to poke holes

in this beautiful book.

- That's a shame.

- That's really a shame.

- I don't have the quote in front of me,

but I would be remiss if I didn't bring

up my favorite quote between the hot tub

and her showing up at
the basement guest room.

There's kind of, you
get Gavin's perspective

for the first time post hot tub fucking,

and he's talking about
how it just felt right

to have his best friend there.

And he's talking about like, you know,

any other guy, if I saw
any other guy kissing

this sweet angel or whatever
I'd be mad, but I mean,

it's Reese, and the ellipses,
it's Reese, really got me.

- It's so good, yeah the
relationship is so fascinating.

Like you said, how
seamlessly and unawkwardly

and in love they all are in this moment.

They just entered this,
no questions asked.

Logistics would be so hard to manage.

- Three ways, in general, you spend most

of the time trying to figure out,

how do I get to the
other side of this person

without it being a whole thing?

Without having to fully get up out of bed

and walk around to the other side

of the bed, and never any of that.

If this was a realistic
depiction of a three way,

at one point one of them would talk

about how tired their elbow is getting

of being propped up on
it trying to get involved

for 20 minutes and just
not having it not happen.

- Also, I think with a three
way with a woman involved,

there's a lot of pounding of her privates

that I don't think is,
at some points I was like

this seems really painful,
there's a lot going on in there.

- They fuck her in the ass

and she's never been fucked in the ass.

- For the first time, yes.

- For the first time with
no mention of lube at all.

- And she's like this
is great, and that's it.

- And she's just like yeah, great.

There's a half a page of set up and then--

- It's just like a little bit of play

and then it's in
immediately, and it's fine.

There's no way.

- She's getting fucked
from both ends all at once.

- No fucking way.
- No.

- Her ring is loving it.

- So they're down in
that second sex scene.

- Yeah, she goes into
their room into this,

one of the million guest
rooms in the house,

and there's another sex
scene with the butt stuff,

so that one, again, like
just jumping right into it.

I feel like here they're really starting

to feel like a family.

They're really starting to gel.

He's just like this is forever.

- They keep saying that.

- [Janie] I know.

- They keep saying that as they're saying,

as she screams into my mouth.

- That made me laugh so much.

- But every character has
that perspective on it.

It's like one of those buzzwords,

I think that maybe it's a writing issue,

but it is one of those
things where every character

has the same euphemisms
that they use for things.

- Yeah.
- Right.

- Everyone talks like the same,

yeah it's kind of like one character.

- Oh, they all have the same exact voice.

- It's the author.
- Yeah.

- I was a little stumped
when I was reading this book,

and I truly laughed out
loud when they talked

about her screaming into
Reese's mouth, that's so funny.

- And then also what was
crazy here-- (group laughs)

- Well that's why Lynn never heard them.

That's how we got around the noise issue.

(Janie whoots)

- I feel like that would hurt my brain.

- Oh, yeah.

- Your brain would hurt.

- Your brain would hurt.

- Start screaming into your head.

- As you're vibrating my
crowns. (group laughs)

- So then it's crazy,
because after this sex scene

a very similar situation happens.

What we had with Ken and that altercation

we now have with Martin's stepbrother.

There's another drunken fight.

A guy comes in drunk,
it's the same thing again,

and I really thought we
were reading the same scene.

- What you get at this dry party.

All these people are so
fucked up, they're so drunk.

- And then they like punch him.

They punch Martin and are like,

we never want to work with you,

like there's a fight and that ends.

Oh my god, it's like the stakes are so low

because who cares?

Selling this algorithm
to this specific person

was never established as a necessary move.

There's other options out there.

- Not only that, I think
to make them more desirable

it keeps coming up that Gavin
and Reese are already wealthy.

They don't have to worry
about money anymore.

- So there's no stakes.

- Are they?

- I didn't really remember
how wealthy they were,

but I just remember like
after they, you know,

fuck the algorithm and the pitch

and they beat the shit out of
this guy in his mom's kitchen.

You know he deserves it,
and he's being a creep,

and he's saying things
like step isn't blood

when he's trying to say she's
mine about his stepsister.

- Oh yeah, oh yeah.

- So he deserves to get beat up.

But maybe a paragraph later they're like

and it also turns out
everyone wanted our algorithm.

We ended up selling it to someone else

for three times this much.

- Oh, my god, I know,
this epilogue is wild.

- [Vic] It's so wild.

- The epilogue got me
laughing real hard on that.

- What happens in the epilogue is...

- Because they drive away together.

This is sort of where
the story, we leave off.

The epilogue includes, I don't want

to give away too much
because I really want

to encourage everyone to read this book,

but not only do they all move into

a shared working and living space in SoHo,

that's just where they have
sex and work all the time,

but they sell the app,
they make a bunch of money,

and they all finally feel
like they have a family.

This is sort of, it's
the happiest conclusion

of any sort of erotica I
think you could ever find.

- Of any book that's ever been written.

- You know what, I forgot,
I don't know if we've

really talked about how much
they hated Thanksgiving.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, you're right.

- Everyone in this book is
like fucking Thanksgiving,

the worst holiday, and
has like really weird--

- My favorite holiday.
- Yeah, mine too.

- [Janie] I agree.

- How does everybody
feel about Thanksgiving?

People are on board?

- Just us?

- Rate it from drought to
slipping out of your chair.

- Drought to slipping out of your chair.

- I'm slipping out of my
chair for Thanksgiving.

- Well, I'll say, you
know I don't really have

like a lot of family,
and so I like to hang out

with my family, but now
it's like I'm always invited

to friend's houses and
I find it delightful.

- [Vic] Oh, that's really nice.

- Yeah, I love it.

- Who are these people who have

never been to a friendsgiving?

- [Janie] It's great.

- That they have to go
to Martin's mom's house.

- Well she doesn't make friends
easily, for some reason.

- You know that's a red flag.

- [Grant] She's sort of a mess.

- Yeah, she's awful,
honestly, that's on her.

But, yeah, Thanksgiving rules, right?

- I love Thanksgiving.

- I also wonder, is Lynn actually just

a really nice woman who's taking in all

of these orphans and we're just hearing it

from their perspective
that she's like a bitch?

- Well, they did hear her yell,

"And none of them spoke English."

- [Vic] Oh, that's true,
yeah, she's a monster.

- That's right, that's the only detail

that we have about her is that she's--

- She could just be dumb.

- Oh, I think she definitely is.

- Maybe she thought she
was in Athens, Ohio.

- Athens, Ohio is a great city.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.

- I guess Thanksgiving is, it's decidedly

like the least sexy
holiday of the major ones.

- [Grant] I disagree.

- [Janie] What do you think?

- I actually think Thanksgiving
is kind of a sexy holiday.

- I do, too.

- [Janie] I'm curious.

- First of all, the light
is usually very low,

which is very important for Thanksgiving.

You're usually all covered
in grease from the turkey.

Vic's fully on board with this

because we're fully in agreement

that's the hottest thing about this.

- [Zac] Now Grant is...

- Is the fat of the turkey on your hands?

- Is the fat of the turkey
on your small, baby hand?

- You're covered in grease.

- I've had a Thanksgiving
with Grant before,

and he was covered in grease somehow.

- I'll tell you what, actually my first

Thanksgiving out here--

- [Zac] Oh, my god.

- My first Thanksgiving in
L.A. was at Trap's house,

and Zac and Pat Castles were both there

- No last names.

- And after Thanksgiving,
we went to Zac's house

to get in the hot tub.

- I forgot about this.

- What, wait, what?

- This ended, this book happened with me,

Pat Castles, and Zac.

- Are you Madison Fay?

- Look, ah--

- How did you guys not lead with this?

- It truly, I didn't put it
together until right now.

- I didn't bring it up at first just

because, I think it's
fine, I was house sitting.

(group laughs)

- For Lynn?

- No, this wasn't, it wasn't then.

- But, you know, it was
a, we went to Trap's house

for Thanksgiving, and
then we were all leaving,

and it was like do you guys
want to go to the hot tub?

- This happened.

- Did you take a five hour nap?

- Yeah, I took a five hour nap.

- We woke up in the middle of the night

and me, Zac, and Pat all got together.

- And it was time for the hot tub.

- This is a true story.

- Oh yeah, this happened,
it was a lovely night.

- You guys shared Samantha,
that's hilarious, oh my god.

- I'm Samantha by the way.

- And I'm Reese.
- Oh, my god, wow.

- Oh my god, it's so funny.

You were gonna say too
that Thanksgiving is

sexy in your mind.

- I think it is, well mostly because

oftentimes you're like, if
you are dating somebody,

it is often the first
time that you're maybe

in their childhood home or,
isn't there something fun

about sleeping in
somebody's childhood bed?

- Totally, 100%, that
is a fully great thing.

- Is that insane?

- No, no, no, no.

- [Janie] No, I think it's true.

- Is that creepy?

- No, it's not.
- I love it.

- It's also like when you're
home for the holidays,

seeing all the people you
went to high school with,

like around Thanksgiving
there's that weird college home

for the first time, and
everyone's getting just hammered.

- [Grant] Totally.
- That's true.

- The night before Thanksgiving
is a night you end up,

yeah, you go to someone, you usually go

to a party where you know some people.

It's people you grew up with,

and then you end up maybe
sleeping with someone.

It's like oh, hey, we were,
we used to sleep together

and now we both have our lives,

but we're getting back
together for tonight.

- Just one night and then
we'll go our separate ways.

- Yeah, yeah, that's great.

I would say that, I'm trying to think

of what's a sexier
holiday than Thanksgiving.

It's not Valentine's Day.

- No, that's too on the nose.

- No.

- Fourth of July is actually
kind of a sexy holiday

'cause it's the middle of summer,

everything happens at night, you know,

you're there for like
the fireworks and stuff.

- And you're not so full.

- Yeah, that's--
- Fourth of July

- That's really the
thing about Thanksgiving.

Where you're like just gonna
throw up from eating so much.

Don't really feel horny
with, well I don't.

- I need to, it's like
swimming, I need a full hour.

I will cramp up.

- Fourth of July's a big like watermelon.

Like you do a lot of watermelons,
so it's a lighter meal.

- Watermelon, it's a lighter meal.

- I feel like the Fourth of July,

that's hard for me just because

it's like a day drunk kind of holiday.

I feel like I'm outside a lot
in the day kind of drinking.

- Yeah, that's true, you get
a little faded from the sun.

- And you get dehydrated.

- Then I'm done by like 7:00 p.m.

- I guess New Year's is classically,

but I think people get too drunk.

- People get too drunk and
people put a lot of pressure

on New Year's to make something happen.

- It is sexual, but it's a sad sexual.

- Yeah, we're fucking 'cause
the ship is going down.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody's so sad.

- Exactly.

- Just have to get one
in before we're done.

- I guess I'm hearing this
argument for Thanksgiving.

I'm feeling more on board
about it being sexy.

- Yeah, at the very least,
the Thanksgiving break.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- The Thanksgiving holiday
itself is, although,

no this wasn't gonna be a good detail.

- No, say it.

- [Janie] Can we tell,
can we tell you if it is?

- Yeah, you let me know if it's important

that I share this with the group.

My Thanksgivings we'd spend
a lot with the O'Brien side

of my family, and they wouldn't eat dinner

until like 8:00 or 9:00.

- [Zac] That's fucked up.

- Whoa.

- But a lot of people have dinner

at like 4:00 in the afternoon.

- I would do that, but my family we were

just bad cooks so
everything would be delayed.

It wasn't intentional,but
you do it at like 2:00 p.m.?

- Even like 4:00, I feel
like if you're gonna eat

that much, I'm happy to start early.

Then I usually kind of don't eat lunch,

right, for Thanksgiving.

- [Grant] Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, 'cause I don't think
you eat all day, right?

You're waiting for the meal so--

- Yeah, you're sort of
picking stuff off the...

- You can have like a late night sandwich.

You can kind of do another
little late night thing, too.

- [Vic] Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Or go fuck someone you
went to high school with.

- [Janie] Yeah.
- Sure.

- Lots of options here.

- There's a lot of options,
I don't think we got--

- A late night, we all
have many kinds, hey.

- In the timeline of
the story, I believe--

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

- From beginning, I think
what we've established is

like we're not even in Thanksgiving yet

this whole entire time,
the amount of things

that happen, even into the epilogue.

I think their company has been established

and they are living together
by the time Thanksgiving hits.

They're not, there's so much that happens.

So I don't think we get a lot
of Thanksgiving in this story.

- This book happens not on Thanksgiving.

It's the night before.

- [Janie] It is.

- Well, technically the morning of.

- That's true.

- The early, the twilight of Thanksgiving.

- Thanksgiving eve into
Thanksgiving twilight.

- [Vic] Yes.
- Yeah.

- We also didn't talk
about the hilarious jokes

that the author included in this book.

- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, like what?

- Well, for example, when
they get done having sex

in the basement, one of
the two brother twins says,

"I didn't think we were having
stuffing until tomorrow."

- Until dinner. (laughs)

- And then the other guy
says, "I was gonna make a joke

about too much gravy," his line is that.

- And they all laugh and go
upstairs together on that line.

- I always like when
they include in lines,

like, and they all laugh, a
lot, you know what I mean?

They include letting us
know that the characters

in this book found what was
just said very, very funny.

- And now all they know
about each other is

that they make shitty
jokes and one has a beard.

- And one has a beard.

- No other defining characteristics

of either one of those dudes.

- Well I guess they all have
the same sense of humor.

It's like you found your tribe here,

because if you're all
making the same jokes,

and you all think you're hilarious,

like, yes, please live in
this SoHo space together.

This is meant to be, you know?

- Yeah.
- [Vic] Yeah.

- Gravy, good Lord.
- Gravy.

- And she worked for an app called Finger.

- Finger.
- [Vic] Finger.

- Oh, yeah, what did Finger do?

- It was a dating app.

- It was a dating app, and I
think we can fill in the gaps.

- Oh, we'll fill in the gaps.

- It sounds like that's
what you're on the app

for is to get those gaps filled.

- Oh, baby.

- We have the same sense of
humor as the boys in the book.

- Oh, I didn't think we were having

stuffing until Thanksgiving.

- Oh, my god.

- I personally loved this book.

I thought it was super fun.

- You know I walked into it with

a bad attitude about it,
but now, I kinda like it.

- Did you have a favorite sex scene?

And that's a question for the group.

Which of the sexes was the best?

- Probably when they were
destroying that guy's car.

- Smashing the windshield.

- Just taking a step
back and just remembering

that they have just been
fucking in a hot tub

and they're just destroying
a Porsche of a drunk guy.

Like they were trying to
be so discreet earlier,

and they're just throwing rocks at a car.

- That's right, at a
stranger's house, who's asleep.

Who's gonna come out tomorrow
and be like what happened?

Oh, those two giants who were at my party

beat the shit out of a Porsche and left.

- Oh, god.

- Yeah, it's crazy.

They spend so much time
talking about her hair.

Like that's such a huge part of it.

- I know she has a hair, I
know she has little shoulders,

and that's all.

- Big hair, little shoulders,--

- [Zac] She has green eyes.

- Green eyes.

- Physically what we know
about the guys is chest

on one and beard on the other, right?

We don't really know
much about other parts?

- I thought their physical
stature was the same.

Just 'cause she saw one and
thought it was the other.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Except for the beard.

- We do have another piece
of physical description,

which is when Reese gets a boner

and he pulls it out for the first time,

it smacks him in the abs. (group laughs)

It smacks him right in the abs.

- To have that much torque.

- Well, to have that much torque--

- Boing, oing, oing, oing, oing.

- It's so funny to me that
it just like slaps him.

Now, look, that's a kind of erection.

Everyone's penis is their
own penis, that's fine.

But it's really silly
if it just smacks you

if you take it out, and
makes a smacking noise.

- I liked that detail
because it felt real.

- It's like, oh this is
a feature of this person.

- That's so funny, oh my god.

- It would be, again, viewer your boner

can be however it is and
everyone's wonderful.

It'd be hard to have sex with a boner

that you'd have to keep
pointing it down all the time.

- Oh, so we're thinking that that's like,

it wasn't just a reflexive thing,

it's natural state is up against the abs.

- I would have to imagine
because otherwise it's,

maybe not, maybe you're
right, maybe it just--

- Because we pulled the
underwear down so quickly

that it went like ,it
went down up really fast.

- Yeah, that's probably it.

- Isn't it also, can't you get a surgery,

there's some kind of
muscle that when you get

an erection it determines,
oops sorry, how high it goes.

So you can like cut--

- But use the mic to act out the material.

- So I think you can get
one snipped, if you get a--

- There's a surgery you can get

for an enlargement where there's
a ligament you can get cut.

- All you do is snip a ligament.

So maybe he has super tight ligaments,

and he just needs to stretch
more, he needs to work it out.

- What it sounds like to me--

- What kind of CrossFit would
you have to do for that?

- It's just, this poor
guy and his painful boner.

- Yeah, that sucks, I mean it worked out.

Everyone's so happy in
the end of this book.

I think my favorite
sex scene may have been

the 30-minute does she know she's

having sex with the wrong person?

Is this a completely consensual situation?

What is happening freak out

that I had when reading the book

of am I supposed to be reading this?

That was for me, personally, a highlight.

- I also liked that.

I also thought that was
a bit of a highlight.

Mostly because there wasn't any sort

of weird friendship politics that I had

to navigate that everyone
else seemed indifferent to.

- Oh, my god, that's the erotica

of friendship with no jealousy.

That's sort of the
fantasy I'm entering into.

It's just like a beautiful friendship

where we all share and want
good things for each other.

That's really like, mmm,
I could get into that.

- I would say maybe my
favorite part is when she goes

up to her room and she's maybe kind

of getting into it
herself, and then she hears

her stepmom's voice, and falls asleep.

- [Zac] For five hours.

- Yeah, she was about
to start masturbating

and then fell asleep for five hours.

And who among us hasn't been there?

- I mean, it felt real.

- I have, fuck it, nevermind.

- No, go on.

- No, that's my reaction, it's like,

should I jack off until I cum?

No, nevermind, I'm just gonna go to sleep.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I won't even bother
turning off the lights

or moving my phone out of my bed, yeah.

- And that's Thanksgiving.

- And that's Thanksgiving baby.

- And that's how I spent Thanksgiving.

Another one of my favorite
parts is that a couple

of times the guys are described
as wearing wet boxers.

Like in the basement sex scene.

- Like it's a hot thing, not just gross.

- Yeah, not just gross as hell.

- Going back to this whole
anatomy lesson available

in this book, take that thing off,

shower, clean up, there
were so many sex scenes

in here too where they had
hot tub grossness on them,

and then they re-entered
each other and stuff.

It's like, no, you gotta be clean.

- At least change your boxers.

If you wore them into the hot tub,

you've already seen each other naked.

You can just lose the boxers.

- I guess that's it, right, it's the idea

of like they're dripping wet
so you can see everything,

but then we immediately see everything

so what illusion are we playing into?

- And wet boxers, I could
see how in one's fantasy

that might be appealing, but
in reality they'd just be

sort of droopy and loose and
sort of like smacking around.

- [Zac] Or like soggy.

- We're talking like traditional boxers

that go down to here, baggy.

- 'Cause otherwise I feel like
she'd specify boxer briefs.

- [Janie] Like a board short.

- I don't know, I feel like she
could've just been anything.

- It could've been anything.

Now did it feel bi to anybody else?

Is that me projecting?

- They were very close friends

to the point where I was
like they're kind of in love.

- Yeah.

- But I thought they
should have gone in harder

on just being like
we're sexually attracted

to each other because I
felt like it was there,

but they weren't saying it.

- They were immediately
so comfortable just laying

in the bed together and all
three of them laying in a pile,

which is great, but, yeah, say so.

- Yeah, it felt like the authors
was clearly making a point

like they are not bi, this is unusual.

- [Grant] I agree.

- And it's like, no, this can be,

this is just them, it's all right.

- Yeah, that would have
been, what a great chapter

that would have been of like
if she is upstairs taking

a shower, then it's like
what about the two of us?

Should the two of us get into this?

- And then they're getting into it

and then she walks in like mind if I join?

- That would be great.

- I love that, I love that.

- I agree, I agree.

- And then to know that she's cool with it

and then all of a sudden he's fucking her,

and he's sucking the other one's cock,

and then all of a sudden
I'm there and she leaves,

and then everyone just fucks me.

- Yeah.
- That's so true.

- That would be a great, I'd
love to see that rewrite.

- Wouldn't that be a great book?

- [Janie] That's the epilogue.

I do think that, yeah, for a book

that is in some ways
so out there with sex,

it does hold certain outdated sexuality

ideas very much throughout.

That is shocking, that is
a good point to bring up.

- It did feel like it was missing

from the book, like it felt absent.

The idea of like, the three big sex scenes

in the book are the garage thing,

where they don't actually have sex,

they like are leading up to it,

then the hot tub, and then
in this basement bedroom.

It felt like there should be one with the,

you know, these guys have
been through a lot together.

- And tonight, especially,
should we maybe talk

for a quick second about what we're

gonna be like going forward?

- I mean it was so clearly, like,

I would imagine the
author's specific fantasy.

You know, what would it
be like to be Samantha

and have these two guys just want you?

Even regardless of sexuality
and where everyone is,

it's like these two guys want me.

That's the fantasy.

- Yeah, maybe she didn't want
to be jealous of those guys.

- Right, right.
- Interesting.

- Oh, yeah because that would bring up

how revealing should I be right here?

I've slept with guy, girl couples before,

and it's gone badly when there hasn't been

some discussion before
of what do you two want?

Because I don't want to
step on any kind of toes

and make anybody super jealous,

so what are we gonna do?

None of the discussion that leads

to good three ways happened,
so I'm shocked it went well.

That never, ever happens.

- I'd imagine, yeah, you'd have to have

a lot of discussions beforehand.

That's not the kind of
thing you can just do

in a hot tub on a whim.

- It ends up getting complicated.

It doesn't have to, but it's better.

- Especially in that last portion,

where it's the double penetration.

It's like there's no way that's
going as smoothly as it did.

- No, no.

- And also without them
touching each other ever.

Because they made such a big point

of we never touch at any point.

- That would have been so hot
if the guys were touching,

and they never touch.

- They never touch.

- So, when you're double
penetrating someone,

you're cock is rubbing
up against another cock.

- Or at least the balls are touching.

- That's true, if someone's in the ass

and someone's in the vagina, yeah,

your fucking big full balls are dragging

on each others, and
that's hot, but say so.

It's like, oh shit, his balls
felt great against my balls,

or not, sometimes it
doesn't, and it's clanging,

and this sort of sucks.

- And then on top of that, on
top of all these logistics,

in the end, this beautiful ending is

that they're living and working together.

Okay, dating someone you work with,

having sex with someone you work with,

every single contentious
relationship in your life

and that's the happy ending
is that they get this like,

they're, I'm gonna say I feel

a little co-dependent in the end.

You need your own space.

You can't always be having sex,

working, and talking with the same people.

Have your own life.

- [Grant] I agree.
- Yeah.

- What boring people you must be.

- [Janie] Yes.

- To be able to make this work.

- Like get a hobby, you know?

- And Samantha doesn't have anything

of her own, it's like she
was at this Thanksgiving,

kind of come, she's being told what

to do by these two men,
and then the conclusion is,

oh, now I do what these
two guys that I'm with do,

which is like I'm a coder now.

- [Janie] Yeah.

- She has no aspirations or goals outside

of them other than I
guess working at this app.

- [Janie] App.
- Prism.

- Prism.
- [Janie] Prism.

- I know, I'm like make
some friends, you know?

- [Vic] Maybe she likes horseback riding?

- Maybe.

- I mean, there just wasn't enough room

in the 70 pages of this book.

- Real lean, I mean
lean, lean storytelling,

and that's what I really liked about it.

I guess we're about wrapping up.

Real quick, does everyone think
they're a Gavin or a Reese?

- I don't know the difference
between the two of them.

- The personalities are so distinct, yeah.

- To be honest, I think
I'm more of a Reese.

- Wow.

- Why's that?
- I buy that, I buy that.

- I think Gavin, his first impression is

a little more forceful,
and I can't grow a beard,

so by default I think I'm a Reese.

- You're a Reese, I think
I'm a Lynn straight up.

- I kind of am, too.

- Right, I never know what's going on.

- I host a party, and I just want

to tell people about my vacation.

- And then they go have their own fight

and I'm upset 'cause I'm not part of it,

but, also, I don't know,
I don't want to know.

And I'm a buzzkill, okay?

- I'm Shelly.

- You're the new
girlfriend, fiancee of Ken?

- I don't know what's going on,

and then I find out and I'm like what?

- Whoa.

- [Janie] Because Shelly's fault--

- When did this happen?

Shelly's cool, I can tell.

- [Janie] Yeah, she doesn't know.

- I mean does she know that
they were cheating, you know?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Good question.

- Well they kind of were like,

there's no way she didn't know.

I think maybe she didn't know,

but if I can't be Shelly, maybe Reese?

- That vibes, yeah, sure, definitely.

- It does, I also can't grow
a beard, there's no way.

- That's really the decider,
that's the only kind

of personality we have dealt here.

- But what I'll say, a
lot I'll be turned around

and people will be like, Karen,

and then I turn around and
they're like oh, I'm so sorry.

I was looking for somebody else.

So I could be a Gavin in that sense.

- [Janie] Oh, that happens a lot?

- I was looking for Karen Michalis.

- Yeah, Karen Michaelis.

- There, there it is.

So, with that--

- Unbelievable.

- Thank you all for joining
us on the Erotic Book Club.

I do hope that we tended this
garden particularly well.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

- We gotta rate it, right?

- We gotta rate it, yeah,
so everyone rate this book

on a scale from desert to
slipping out of my chair.

- What is, I guess I'm, my
chair needs to be cleaned

but I'm not quite slipping
out of my chair, right?

- [Grant] It's gonna
smell in a couple of days.

- There was, you know, there's some things

that could have made it
slipping out of my chair

but I think there's, it's
just not all the way there.

- Right, yeah, my chair doesn't
necessarily need bleach.

It just needs maybe a paper
towel and some organic spray.

It's not like, okay, this
chair needs to be burned.

It's like just a little
cleanup wouldn't hurt.

- So, I'll say I was at the Shamu show,

but I wasn't in the splash
zone, you know what I mean?

- Sure, it's humid from the saltwater.

- Your rose bath.

- Yeah, and maybe every
once in a while you get a,

like you know you're there,
if you closed your eyes,

there'd maybe be like the whale
squirts at you a little bit.

- [Janie] Are you wearing a poncho?

- No, no, no, no I'm too
far back for a poncho.

- Who wants to spend
the money at that point?

- Who wants to spend
the money on it, yeah.

- I'm slipping out of my chair,

but because I'm covered in turkey grease.

- Which is the real turn on.

- That's the real hot part.

Well the next episode
of the Erotic Book Club

will cover The Bearly Tamed
Grizzly by Jennifer Snow.

- Jenika Snow.

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