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- Hello everyone, welcome
to Erotic Book Club.
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The book club where we read erotic novels.
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- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah, it's factual.
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I am your host, Jessica Ross
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and with me as always is my co-host.
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- I'm Rekha Shankar.
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- We have such an
incredible book this week
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recommended to us by Cutie
Patodius on the Discord.
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If you're watching this on Dropout,
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that's our favorite way
for you guys to watch it
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and you can see it first
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and you can also talk to us on our Discord
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where we get to chat with you guys,
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we get recommendations for books,
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we get different comments.
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I'm gonna share some comments
now cause we're havin' fun
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on the Discord and I want
everybody to be a part of it.
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Racoony for our last book
Vikings In Space, was a big fan.
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We had a lotta fans as
Vikings In Space in there.
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How could you not love it?
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The Viking straight up
asks her what gets her off.
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Which I love that about it too.
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- It was very nice.
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- Yeah and it doesn't happen enough.
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- Yeah.
- Soary would like us...
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- We don't often see that level
of conscientious in Vikings.
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Or in space.
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- Yeah.
- Normally they just pillage.
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Soary would like to see more shit slits
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and bussy lip representation.
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- And that's important,
representation does matter.
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- Yes, so we're gonna get on that.
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I always like to hear you
guys' recommendations.
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Fool Moron, love the name,
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would like us to read more hentai
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and then Wonk Daddy, who
contributes a lot on there
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we love you Wonk Daddy, suggested that
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Reika and my's minds would
be blown if we read hentai.
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- Challenge accepted.
- Challenge accepted
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Wonk Daddy.
- Yeah.
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- And you can also check
out some gorgeous, sexy,
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Gritty pics on there.
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Ah, stunning.
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- Is there Gritty erotica?
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- Absolutely.
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There must be.
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- All ready?
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- I guess he's been
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around for a while.
- Something needs to be out
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for three minutes for there
to be erotica about it.
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- Reika, we're being rude.
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We haven't introduced our
experts for Wet for Nessie.
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- Sorry, sorry, they've taken
breaks from their busy lives,
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what they are experts at
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- Yes.
- to join us.
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- With us, we have a monster expert
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- Hello
- Mike Trapp.
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- Hello, thank you for having me.
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- And we also have a Scotland expert.
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She just went to Scotland.
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- I did.
- Marissa High.
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- Four days.
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- She was there for four whole days.
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If that doesn't
make you an expert
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I don't know what does.
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- I really don't
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and you're the closest
thing to a Scottish person
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we have in this office.
- Yes, yes.
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- We wanna make sure
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the information--
- Brennan is banging
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on the door.
- Shut up Brennan, shut up.
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- We just wanna make sure
the information we're giving
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is factual, which is why we always like
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to have experts here to make sure.
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To keep ourselves in check.
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- Yes, 'cause Jess and I
don't wanna just say opinions,
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we want to say facts.
- Yeah, this isn't our field.
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I'm a Forensic Scientist.
- And I'm an Astronaut.
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- We need people to keep us whatever.
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Wet for Nessie, what a
book by Vivian St. Black.
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Do we believe this book
was written by a woman?
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- I do believe this
was written by a woman.
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- I think so too.
- I was on the fence as well.
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Ooh, we are divided
already and I love it.
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- I was on the fence because
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the inhericancy and I hope
I'm not giving anything away
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that wasn't already
given away by the title,
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but the idea that anyone would want
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to fuck a Loch Ness Monster, to me,
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seemed so crazy and all
the descriptions of penises
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seemed like what a man
hopes someone thinks
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of their penis.
- Interesting.
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- Because I did not agree with any of it.
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- Oh, it was all nasty.
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What do you think?
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- I agree that, I wouldn't pick
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the Loch Ness Monster
as the sexiest monster.
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- And he knows.
- And I know monsters.
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- Which is something that
I would like to get into.
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What people think is the sexiest monster.
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'Cause there's definitely some out there,
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as I'm sure you're aware.
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- Oh, all the sexiest monsters.
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Every night before bed,
I look through my catalog
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of sexy monsters, I got a calendar.
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It's a seven year calendar.
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- Ooh wow.
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December.
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I don't think that level of
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foreignness can necessarily
point to maleness.
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- I see.
- I felt like there was
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a lot of attention on
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female friendships, female anatomy,
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female pleasure.
- That's true.
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- There was a lot of clitoral
stuff, which is nice.
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- There was a lot of female hook ups.
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- And a ton of cum all over.
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- That's another thing that made me think
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it was a man.
- Is this a monster thing?
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- Hot
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seed
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is what they called it.
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- The euphemisms throughout were maybe a--
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- Insane.
- Even the ladies though.
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- They cum all the time.
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Not everybody squirts all the time.
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Reika.
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- So delicately.
- I will say this.
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It delivers on its title.
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Everything is wet and
moist and glistening.
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- One time they described Nessie as dry,
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cause they rubbed lotion on him.
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- But that was a problem.
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That was an issue
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they had to solve.
- They made him wet.
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- For those of you who
maybe have not had the joy
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of reading Wet for Nessie.
- Have we gotten
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ahead of ourselves?
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- As usual, we've gotten
ahead of ourselves.
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Let's get to know the characters
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that we're going to be talking about,
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just in case you haven't read it.
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There's Kayleigh Jordan,
the second time we've had
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someone with a l-e-i-g-h.
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- L-E-I-G-H is a really
popular way to substitute for
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L-E-Y or L-I-E or something.
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- Guess what, that's how
my middle name's spelled.
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- What's your middle name,
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Leigh?
- Leigh.
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- Twist.
- I'm a Jessica Leigh.
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- Oh my god.
- Do you even know her?
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- Kayleigh is called Kay Kay.
- By Olivia.
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- Only her closest--
- No, Reagan.
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- They made a point of saying
only Reagan calls her Kay Kay.
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- I'm also her best friend
now so I call her Kay Kay.
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Then there's Reagan, her best friend,
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who sometimes they call Ray Ray.
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- Which is insulting, I am Ray Ray.
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- Then there's their other friend
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who's not their best friend,
maybe the bitch of the group?
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Olivia and I call her Oh
Oh, that's never mentioned
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in the book, but it's
just something I do now.
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That's also her blood type.
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- Hot.
- So hot.
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- Universal donor.
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There's Mr. Hainesworth the math teacher.
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- And he is the chaperone.
- He's their chaperone.
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There's Fergus McCleod.
- McCloud.
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It's McCloud.
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That name is straight from
the big book O'Scottish names.
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You could not pick a more generic,
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stereotypical Scottish
name than Fergus McCleod.
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John Whiteman.
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- I wrote down that he's boat man.
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- The captain?
- Yes he's called
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the captain as well.
- And then Nessie, obviously.
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Our tale begins, we're in
Scotland, it's a very rainy day.
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So already we've got the wet.
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I didn't even think of that.
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- It's wet constantly, everything is wet.
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- It really set the stages.
- It's not just pussy.
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It's more
symbolic than I thought.
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That is nice.
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- There's a school trip to Scotland.
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With the math department.
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- K could be in Cabo with
her parents, but she's not.
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And she's in Scotland but she doesn't mind
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because her entire life,
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she has been fantasizing about Nessie.
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And this is where the book already got me.
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- This is page two.
- I thought they were gonna
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be on the trip and be
bored and then meet him
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and have to be convinced
to wanna suck him.
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- Will they, won't they,
first they hate each other,
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then they come together.
- She is instantly
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into the idea.
- Before even there
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is a Nessie involved.
- There's no justification.
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It's not if you were
like I went to England
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and I was hoping I would see Prince Harry.
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Where it's oh, a public figure
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that some people find attractive.
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It is just supposed to be understood.
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I hope I get to see Nessie.
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I might cream myself if I do.
- It's also like this is my
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biggest secret I've never
even told my best friend.
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- It definitely takes as a
given that's like we all agree
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the Loch Ness Monster's
hot, if only he exists.
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And, we're assuming he's a he.
- Which I've never
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once thought.
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Jessica, you had a
really astute description
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of what the Loch Ness
Monster is shaped like.
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Like a soup ladle.
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I think I saw one on Amazon,
like a Dino Stegosaurus,
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and I was like oh, that looks like
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when you see the Loch Ness Monster.
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All I've ever seen of him is
a little pipe or something.
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- No one's ever seen.
- I think what's really
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beautiful about that
analogy is the spoon part
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could be the body and
this could be the neck,
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or if you flip it, this could be the neck
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and this could be the head.
- Wow, you've really thought
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about this.
- Just a moment of dead air
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as we're all like what the
fuck are we talking about?
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- We'll get into this, but
I have such a hard time
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visualizing what he looks like.
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But we'll get to that, we
haven't quite met him yet.
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- When I was taking notes on this,
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any time I got to a sentence
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that either made me have
a question or a thought
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or just seemed so outrageous,
I should just write this down.
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I got 10 sentences in
and I've written down
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every sentence in this book.
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- My chapter one notes are
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three pages long, four pages long.
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- This might be a little halting but,
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the first sentence of
the book I think is like
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it was a rainy, wet, cold day in Scotland.
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This is not what I was expecting.
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Why the fuck not, you went to Scotland.
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That's what they're known for.
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- Thank you.
- I'm a Scottish expert.
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- Did Nessie bring you to Scotland?
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Did you relate with this character?
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- I actually came 'cause of Outlander.
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I'm tryin' to fuck the Outlander.
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- People cum in Scotland,
it's from the Outlander.
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- Anyone who goes to Scotland is trying
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to fuck something there,
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but it's just what's your flavor.
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- That's interesting.
- Interesting, good to know.
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- That's their whole tourism campaign.
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- I did check out Loch Ness.
- Fuck in Scotland.
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- Reika, also, for those of
you watching and not listening.
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Reika told me that my metal
straw looks like Nessie.
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- Which is hot.
- Which is hot.
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- That's the kind of premium
content you can only get
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when you're watching.
- Also, for people
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who can't see, I have
glue all over my face
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from a shoot we did earlier,
so subscribe to Dropout
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and you get to see that.
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- Fun stuff, so she's always
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loved him.
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She's imagined herself lying on a beach
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and just lying on his belly.
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It's a fantasy of hers.
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She has never told this to her best friend
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Ray Ray, or to Olivia,
who isn't her best friend,
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but she hangs out too.
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She also is really into
her friend Ray Ray.
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It's the best lesbian relationship
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that I've read in one of the books.
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She notices her little
head tilts and her gigles.
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There's this scene where
she eats a cantelope
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and it gets me.
- It's hot, it's really hot.
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The human erotica in this, I like.
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- I could not agree more,
it's some of the best
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human erotica I have read.
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When she's also with the boat man,
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getting ahead of ourselves,
spoiler, I'm into it.
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I'm into Fergus, that also makes
me think that it's a woman.
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For something that comes
later, but we'll get to it.
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- That was also a thing that
made me think it was a woman.
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It's a very female perspective,
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like I'm feelin' cocks
through pants kind of thing,
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which is not to say a man could not feel
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a cock through pants.
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- Through many layers of pants.
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Implies it was very cold and wet.
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- This is totally her
perspective of how you would
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engage in this.
- Yes.
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- Their school has taken them
there for a math trip I guess.
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They wanna go, she's
desperately wants to go
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to see the Loch Ness Munster.
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Munster.
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- It's one slice of cheese that is rumored
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to be floating in a lake in Scotland.
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- And I just wanna fuck it.
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- Nobody's ever seen it,
but it's wet as hell.
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- I actually didn't
realize a loch was a thing.
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- It's a lake.
- Those are lakes.
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- Yeah, that means lakes.
- This is about education.
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- I learned that in Scotland, yes.
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I actually didn't know before Scotland.
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- You didn't know before.
- I did not know.
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I thought loch was--
- You went to research.
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After extensive research,
there I found out.
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There's a
Kayleigh for every loch.
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Oh my god, we're gonna get
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through chapter one, I promise.
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She desperately wants to go on this,
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she hasn't told her friends,
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but it is raining so bad,
the trip has been canceled.
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And she is heartbroken.
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The other girls, they
don't take it as seriously
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and they don't get why she's so upset.
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And how could you?
- If you never tell anyone.
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- That you're into the Loch Ness Monster.
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- What would you do if
your friend told you that?
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- If my friend told me she's
into the Loch Ness Monster,
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I would first, have to hear the reasons.
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Even when you argue about celebrities
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that you have a crush on, it's like ew,
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you like Christoph Waltz.
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- I think he's cute.
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- I do too, that's why I said it.
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- Somebody's giving you shit?
- You don't get it?
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- No, but this isn't about that.
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- You'd wanna know, oh he's
got kind of a wiry body.
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Whatever, we're not talking
about Christoph Waltz.
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I wanna know the reasons, oh
what physically attracts you.
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Is it the body type,
- Is it the big ass?
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Little tiny neck.
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Long neck.
- 10,
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1,000,
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10.
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- I want it to look like
a ball of silly puddy
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that I grabbed once
and just let it stretch
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for a real long time, that's my perfect,
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ooh the sexiest shape.
- I'd have to hear the logic.
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- Which is never explained.
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They're all kind of drawn
to him, which made me think
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there was a bit of magic to it?
343
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Is there magic in Scotland?
- Not that I know of.
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Outlander, yes there.
- There we go.
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The results are in.
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They get a free day to
do whatever they want
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and she's like let's
just go down to Loch Ness
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and see what's up, and her
friends are all good with it.
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So they all get changed,
there's a discussion about
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one of their nipples
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and being surprised by the nipple color.
352
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I've never been surprised
by anyone's nipple color.
353
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- There's so much in erotica of whoa,
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her nipple was paler than I expected.
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In a way that is a positive.
- And that's what got me off.
356
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- Excuse me, shut the fuck
up, all you white people.
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- They're so pink.
- Oh my god, thank god,
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they're so pink, thank
fucking god they're so pink.
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- I thought they were
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gonna be pink.
- I thought they were gonna be
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drk pink, but they're light
pink, thank fucking god.
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Just so nasty.
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Oh fuck, her light blue
eyes were so fucking light,
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light as her pink nipples.
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It's so annoying, anyway.
- Chapter one.
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That concludes chapter one, chapter two.
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- We were all reading
this on Kindle right?
368
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- Yeah, no one bought
the hard copy this time.
369
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- Is there a hard copy?
- There must be.
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- Do you have the highlights turned on
371
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on there?
- Yes.
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- You just reminded me in that moment,
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that I clocked that locker room scene.
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They show you the highlights
that other people commonly
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highlighted or something like that?
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- Oh really?
- I don't have that.
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- There's 43 highlights.
- That section,
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when it got to the bit about
describing the pubic hair,
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just the pubic hair
description was highlighted.
380
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It's very interesting to
see what people are like
381
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yeah I need to remember this.
- Darker than she thought.
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Curly, wiry, normal fucking pubes.
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Terrific.
- The three girls
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take a taxi to the loch,
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which is when I found
out that was a thing.
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And then they meet a very sexy boat man
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named Fergus McCleod.
- Fergus sounds hot,
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but I thought it was a little gross,
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that these are high
schoolers and he's a captain
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that's in his late 20s?
- For my own enjoyment,
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I move them to college.
- I move them
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to college as well.
- Everyone in all the books
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in my head is 21 and
older, they can all gamble,
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they can all rent a car.
- For any of our writers
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out there, please put
them all college grads
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or college age grads and above.
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We don't need any nonsense with
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they just turned 18.
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I'm not interested.
400
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- I had a theory about Fergus.
401
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Actually two wildly different theories.
402
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One was, I think that
maybe in an original draft,
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Fergus was intended to be much older
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because everything about
him is crusty, old captain.
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00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:02,843
- With one eye.
406
00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,750
- Okay cool, the Scottish
sea boat captain.
407
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At one point, Kayleigh's like,
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I expected him to be I guess 20s to 30s
409
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and then later on it's like
my suspicions were correct,
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but they don't ever
say exactly what it is.
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And later in the book, which
is getting a little bit ahead.
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- He talks about his grandkids.
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- He talks about his grandkids,
how much he loves 'em,
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how much joy they bring to his life.
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There's a line in there he says
take it easy on old Fergus.
416
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,780
- He does say that.
_ I think Fergus was maybe
417
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originally just a gross--
- Interesting.
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- You should make Fergus a little younger.
419
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,420
- I thought that's just the way
people talk in Scotland, no.
420
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- No.
- They don't call
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themselves old, even the teens?
422
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- They do say lassie though.
- This often?
423
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- Were you called lassie?
- Yes, I was.
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- How was it?
- It was fun.
425
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I would love to be called lassie.
426
00:18:59,794 --> 00:19:02,060
- That can happen.
- By a real Scotsman though,
427
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,880
or Scotslady.
- Our tour guide Neil
428
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called me lassie.
- Hot.
429
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,599
Ooh, hot, hot.
430
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- Hot.
- The girls get on the boat
431
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after a bit of back and forth with Fergus,
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'cause he is a little nervous.
- Nervous Fergus.
433
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:24,029
- They basically just bug him
enough to be like alright,
434
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I'll go.
- 'Cause his whole reason is
435
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it's way too rainy, wet,
it's too dangerous to go out.
436
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And then I guess if you
just ask someone enough,
437
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,420
they're like yeah, okay.
- I think they only asked
438
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three times.
- Let's be unsafe.
439
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,629
- No, no, yes.
- And then they go out
440
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into the waters and this is
sort of where it all begins
441
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,620
because Kay Kay falls off
442
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the boat, oh sorry, I forgot.
443
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,960
- There's a little something before that.
444
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- Don't forget the wheel.
- Fergus jokes, is like hey,
445
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why don't you take the wheel,
and then does the thing--
446
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Like ghost.
447
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:04,150
- But also has his junk
right against her ass
448
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:08,350
and his cock grows hard.
- And she's like what's this?
449
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- Painfully hard.
- And painfully hard.
450
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- I had to check, three
times throughout this book
451
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things are painfully hard,
whether they're nipples or cocks.
452
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,610
- Is that a good thing?
- No, it's painful.
453
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:24,170
- Have you ever had to
pee so badly it hurts?
454
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But then once you do it it feels good?
455
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- You are reading the pages of my diary.
456
00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:31,712
- Yes.
- Yes.
457
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,153
- So I sort of get it.
458
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:44,840
That's all, I get it a little.
459
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,980
Anyway, his cock is really painfully hard
460
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,236
through a bunch layers 'cause it's cold.
461
00:20:49,236 --> 00:20:50,970
- And there's a bit of going
under her pants, right,
462
00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:54,116
and a little fingers.
- He's touching her stomach
463
00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:56,120
and shit.
- I like all that,
464
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,850
I was into the scene.
- It was nice.
465
00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,870
When you up her age, it's nice.
466
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:02,426
- Also, where are her
friends during all this?
467
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:04,466
- They're in the deck or something?
468
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,159
- They're somewhere else.
469
00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:08,063
- Standing out in the rain.
- Are they watching this?
470
00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:10,180
- They're on a lower level of the boat
471
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because she falls off twice
to get into the ocean.
472
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:19,073
- Two thoughts on this particular scene.
473
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One is, there's a moment where
Fergus is trying to have,
474
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handlin' a boat it's
like handlin' a woman.
475
00:21:29,196 --> 00:21:30,943
- Whoa, Trapp.
476
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,327
- That was a good accent.
477
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,994
- Thank you very much.
- As someone who's
478
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:37,447
been to Scotland.
- I'll take it from
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my Scot expert, but the
metaphor falls apart
480
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,193
after two things.
481
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,730
You gotta know how to hold
her, you gotta steer her right,
482
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,513
and she's got a huge poop deck.
483
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,750
What the fuck?
- Barnacles all over her body.
484
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,040
She crashed into an iceberg once.
485
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,474
- You need special permission
from the Coast Guard
486
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to be able to bring her out in the water.
487
00:21:59,647 --> 00:22:01,693
- She's full of life
preservers just in case.
488
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,967
Some people get nauseous on her.
489
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,650
- Fire.
- Don't start a fire, Reika.
490
00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:12,287
- Wait, we need to get wet.
491
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:18,390
- She is thrown overboard,
everyone's thrown overboard.
492
00:22:18,390 --> 00:22:21,720
Chaos ensues, we do not know
what happens to her friends.
493
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,840
Chapter three takes us with
Kay, to the depths of the ocean,
494
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,430
falling, and then something rescues her.
495
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:33,660
- Something soft, something
wet, something slimy.
496
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,710
- Something exciting.
- Something large.
497
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,750
- This is a description of Nessie.
498
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,570
Kay's nervous she's going to die a virgin,
499
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,783
she thinks this in her head.
500
00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,489
We know she's a virgin.
- Which is what you naturally
501
00:22:46,489 --> 00:22:48,823
think when you're drowning.
- I'll never get fucked.
502
00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:51,740
The most important thing.
503
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,820
- She's rescued by the
creature, dark liquid eyes.
504
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:59,460
Sleek, muscular body,
slender tail.
505
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,290
And a long sinuous neck and narrow head.
506
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,220
- It's a ladle.
507
00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,950
That sounds so fucking gross.
508
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:13,563
- Now when I read muscular
body, here's what I pictured.
509
00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:16,963
He has a Brontosaurus head,
510
00:23:20,436 --> 00:23:21,772
and then abs.
511
00:23:21,772 --> 00:23:23,559
Human abs.
- No, I don't think so.
512
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:26,345
- Do they describe abs?
- They never.
513
00:23:26,345 --> 00:23:28,883
This is Jess's own invention.
- Okay, got it.
514
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:33,880
- This is one soft,
515
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,440
jellybean of a body.
516
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,286
- They definitely describe him
as pillowy, I'm pretty sure.
517
00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:40,600
- Yes, he is a marshmallow.
- If you guys are in the
518
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,070
Discord, weigh in, abs or no?
- I think it's supposed to be
519
00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:46,053
muscular like the way a horse is muscular.
520
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,360
- I think a lot of this
is horse attraction.
521
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,610
I rode him between my thighs kind of shit.
522
00:23:54,513 --> 00:23:56,263
I'm quoting Kayleigh.
523
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,160
- It bothers me how
524
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:09,150
dog-like he is.
- He's the Loch Ness Monster.
525
00:24:10,228 --> 00:24:12,868
- He doesn't ever talk.
- That's the part I think
526
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,028
bothers me too.
- The most he does is coo.
527
00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:16,660
- I don't like that.
528
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:20,760
I think that sounds like a
Wookie or like a little bird.
529
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,490
- Here's why I don't like the
cooing is that it feels like
530
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:28,160
something that would be in
a kid's cartoon episode.
531
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,680
- Yes, like a Barney type.
- We rescued the last
532
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,313
dinosaur.
- Like a Pikachu.
533
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,233
- Sure, Loch Ness
Monster only says Nessie.
534
00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:43,043
Nessie, Nessie, Ness.
535
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,640
- There are monsters that are
hot, we can get into this now,
536
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,640
but I would totally fuck a werewolf.
537
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,213
- That's my number one.
- Werewolf, Sasquatch.
538
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,003
Centaur
- Centaur, yes.
539
00:24:57,534 --> 00:24:59,020
- You love horses though.
- Shut the fuck up.
540
00:24:59,020 --> 00:24:59,923
- Horse girl.
541
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,473
- Oh, Mr. Ed, fuck.
542
00:25:05,409 --> 00:25:06,409
- Oh, Reika.
543
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,823
Give me that peanut butter.
544
00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:14,430
- Mr. Ed tasted of peanut butter and lust.
545
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,970
- The Bride of Frankenstein is gorgeous.
546
00:25:16,970 --> 00:25:19,560
- The what?
- The Bride of Frankenstein.
547
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,320
She's like a human.
- A mermaid, I would
548
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,940
fuck a mermaid.
- Ooh, for sure.
549
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:26,620
King Triton and all of his daughters.
550
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,260
- On the werewolf point, this is maybe
551
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,481
getting ahead of ourselves--
- I would lick--
552
00:25:30,481 --> 00:25:32,747
I was 'bout to
say, what's going on with--
553
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,960
- I would suck her tail?
- Hey, you're not
554
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,917
the only one.
555
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,110
I thought for sure that
556
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,080
Nessie was going to turn out to be Fergus,
557
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,940
who could magically transform.
558
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,170
- You mean because they
weren't in the same place,
559
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:53,240
at the same time,
560
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,930
for most of the book?
- They made a very strong
561
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,330
point of being like oh
and Fergus was gone.
562
00:25:58,330 --> 00:26:00,372
- Yeah he disappeared.
- And who knows
563
00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:02,132
where Fergus went.
- She described him
564
00:26:02,132 --> 00:26:04,812
as being, she was on the
verge of something real,
565
00:26:04,812 --> 00:26:06,332
something special with Fergus.
566
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:09,000
From just a boner.
- From just having a hard cock
567
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,330
rammed into your lower back.
568
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:14,337
This is real.
- When you know, you know.
569
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,763
- He rammed his painfully
hard cock up my ass.
570
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,810
- We met when, you know how math trips
571
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,420
go to Scotland all the time from Chicago?
572
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,910
- Oh that's right, they went from Chicago.
573
00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:35,910
- To Scotland, for math.
- God, I'm already nauseous.
574
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:41,440
- Nessie rescues her and
brings her to a beach.
575
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,450
Is the beach underwater?
- Yeah, it's a cove.
576
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:46,443
You know coves?
- It's like rocks,
577
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,220
little enclave kinda thing.
578
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:52,000
- I think it's sorta like
you have to go underwater
579
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,990
to re-emerge somewhere else.
580
00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:56,625
It's a sort of hidden
lagoon kind of thing.
581
00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:58,373
- The only place where
Nessie can feel safe.
582
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:00,485
- I think there's also
supposed to be some kinda
583
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:02,948
magical about it 'cause you definitely go
584
00:27:02,948 --> 00:27:05,620
to a different ecosystem
entirely, it's jungly there.
585
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:08,740
The rain has stopped, I think
there is a bit of magical
586
00:27:10,550 --> 00:27:13,161
transportation thing kinda going on.
587
00:27:13,161 --> 00:27:16,121
- Which I did like too, because
she wanted to go to Cabo.
588
00:27:16,121 --> 00:27:17,961
And it kinda sounded like Cabo.
589
00:27:17,961 --> 00:27:19,588
- And this was Cabo without her parents.
590
00:27:19,588 --> 00:27:21,628
- There's actually a
secret Nessie wormhole
591
00:27:21,628 --> 00:27:23,601
that goes from Loch Ness to Cabo.
592
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:27,150
- Say Nessie wormhole again.
- I thought for a second
593
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,003
she might be in Cabo.
594
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:32,357
- Wow, just what I wanted.
595
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:35,250
- And she sees her parents.
- Hi.
596
00:27:38,697 --> 00:27:42,300
- She wakes up and not
only does she realize
597
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,490
she's on this beautiful tropical beach,
598
00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:47,160
but her friends have also been rescued
599
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,600
and one of her friends--
600
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,030
- Who they describe as
the dark haired girl.
601
00:27:52,030 --> 00:27:53,330
- Yeah, so you know she's the naughty one.
602
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:55,530
- Which I was also like,
and her nipples are light?
603
00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:58,377
Fuck 'em.
604
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:00,204
- This is not physically accurate.
605
00:28:00,204 --> 00:28:04,210
- Okay, whatever.
- She awakes to see
606
00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:09,040
that her friend Oh Oh,
Olivia, and Nessie are--
607
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,510
- Gettin' intimate.
- Making love.
608
00:28:10,510 --> 00:28:13,700
- And here it is, the dark
haired girl pressed the tail
609
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,450
to her bare chest and
then slowly, reverently,
610
00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:17,900
took it in her mouth.
611
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:22,900
With languid grace, Olivia
drew on the tail with her lips.
612
00:28:23,198 --> 00:28:25,340
Reika just vomits in the middle.
613
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:28,400
- Using her hands further down the shaft
614
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,783
to accentuate Nessie's pleasure.
615
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:33,173
This is disgusting.
616
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,200
- If you're just reading it
and just sort of being like
617
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,950
okay, cool, the tail's just standing in
618
00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:44,010
as a phallic object, okay,
619
00:28:44,010 --> 00:28:47,033
but if you take one second to imagine.
620
00:28:48,139 --> 00:28:49,500
We've all been to a pet store,
621
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,267
you've seen the lizards
walkin' around the cage.
622
00:28:52,267 --> 00:28:53,753
You just take a moment to imagine
623
00:28:53,753 --> 00:28:56,100
a wet lizard tail in your mouth.
624
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:59,521
It's the most upsetting
thing you can imagine.
625
00:29:05,947 --> 00:29:07,100
- I thought we were learning
626
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,369
the rules of this
creature, of its anatomy.
627
00:29:10,369 --> 00:29:13,075
I was like okay I get
it, the tail is the dick.
628
00:29:13,075 --> 00:29:14,620
- That's what I thought.
- No, Jess.
629
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:18,950
- But then it is a huge
misdirect, it has a cloaca.
630
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:21,390
If you don't know what
that is, pause, look it up.
631
00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:24,660
We did too, don't be
ashamed, come back and now,
632
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:27,170
- I know monsters.
- a penis came out of it.
633
00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:30,530
Yeah, you obviously knew
this was gonna happen.
634
00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:32,280
- I kinda thought the same thing.
635
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,210
When we started, I was like how is this
636
00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:36,560
going to work, because
637
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,780
a lot of lizards, not all,
638
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,920
a lot of reptiles and birds and things
639
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,710
have cloaca's, which again,
640
00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:47,080
if you're not familiar, is just a big sack
641
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,200
that is a combination of
642
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,860
bladder, colon, reproductive system,
643
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,720
it's just a big sack
where shit, piss and eggs
644
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,797
and sperm, all just come
together in a big party.
645
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,380
When I started, I was like I hope to god
646
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,090
there are no cloacas in this story.
647
00:30:07,090 --> 00:30:09,607
- That is so funny.
- Because the thought of--
648
00:30:13,714 --> 00:30:15,687
- You pre-planned that.
- I put the book down,
649
00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:16,870
- You saw that coming.
- got on my bedside and
650
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:19,200
prayed to god, please.
- Please god.
651
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,670
- Please, before I read this.
652
00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:23,577
- I put away my monster
calendar, I kneeled beside my bed
653
00:30:23,577 --> 00:30:26,775
and I said no cloacas, please god.
654
00:30:26,775 --> 00:30:29,640
- While I'm Googling cloaca.
- I know it's been awhile.
655
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,213
- I know I don't go to mass.
656
00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:39,350
Well, Nessie let out a moan and
slowly turned onto his side,
657
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,610
exposing his cloaca.
658
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:46,920
From within the glistening
opening emerged his thick,
659
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,560
fleshy cock.
660
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,940
Olivia went down to her
knees and with loving care
661
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:59,095
filled her mouth with the throbbing organ.
662
00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:01,160
You sound so upset.
663
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,250
- There is so much dick
sucking in this book too.
664
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:07,028
More than any other book I've read.
665
00:31:07,028 --> 00:31:11,220
- Yes, and I hated it.
- I like a good dick sucking,
666
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:14,310
but it was a lot and it was
just always with the seed.
667
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,290
What happens, oh my face,
where are we gonna put it?
668
00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:20,420
- It was so messy.
- It was just a big mess.
669
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,993
- Always wet.
- But they can just
670
00:31:21,993 --> 00:31:23,970
get in the water and then it's gone.
671
00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:25,830
- Oh, that is true.
- They clean fast.
672
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:29,260
- I forgot to mention they were
freezing cold on the beach,
673
00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:31,926
so all of the girls had to
take off all of their clothes.
674
00:31:31,926 --> 00:31:33,330
As you do, when you're
very cold on a beach.
675
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:35,180
- And nude for the rest of the story.
676
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:38,360
- They were never dry.
- A bit of a Blue Lagoon vibe
677
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,810
goin' on.
- Oh the magic island.
678
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,210
All my clothes never dry.
- Kay Kay's watching this,
679
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:44,560
of course she's heartbroken,
this has been her dream
680
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,990
for as long as she can remember.
681
00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:47,777
Covered in Loch Ness Monster cum.
682
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:52,630
- To suck on his cloaca
dick, but she's also aroused
683
00:31:52,630 --> 00:31:54,933
and she feels herself.
- Yes.
684
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:57,820
- While she's watching.
- And she's a little
685
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,700
conflicted.
- Yes, her pussy gushing
686
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,903
hot liquid pleasure onto the sand.
687
00:32:03,481 --> 00:32:07,087
- Hot liquid onto the sand.
- Reika's got it ready to go.
688
00:32:07,087 --> 00:32:09,970
We did not plan this.
- I highlighted a lot.
689
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,134
Oh, you're the
one who was highlighting.
690
00:32:13,134 --> 00:32:18,134
- Yeah, I got some pube comments I loved.
691
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,760
Kayleigh gets off to her
friend hooking up with Nessie,
692
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,700
even though she's also hurt,
which is a complex emotion
693
00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:27,670
to have.
- Which I like about
694
00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:30,220
this book.
- Female friendship
695
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:31,760
is very complicated.
696
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,830
You can be happy for your
friend, but also be jealous
697
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,730
that they're fucking your boyfriend.
698
00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:39,260
- I genuinely relate to Kayleigh a lot.
699
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:42,130
- Yeah, this happen to you?
- Well, I grew up bi,
700
00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:44,300
but not out, so I was into some friends,
701
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:47,330
but didn't say anything and
I had lots of fantasies.
702
00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:52,330
Not about Nessie, but about
most of the WWE superstars.
703
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:56,596
- All the human stuff I liked.
- This is an interesting
704
00:32:56,596 --> 00:32:57,723
point I guess.
705
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,230
Monster erotica
706
00:33:02,128 --> 00:33:03,060
is a wide genre.
707
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:06,973
Do you think that it is a stand
in for LGBTQ relationships,
708
00:33:06,973 --> 00:33:10,310
like this is a thing I can't talk about.
709
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:13,733
- She mentions a lot, she's
like I feel free with him
710
00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:15,840
and I feel like I can be myself.
711
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,114
And I was super inta all that.
712
00:33:17,114 --> 00:33:19,114
- Wow, I didn't catch all these metaphors.
713
00:33:19,114 --> 00:33:22,236
- Oh my god, by the end, this
was a very symbolic book.
714
00:33:22,236 --> 00:33:23,956
Because she talks about,
- Intellectual writer.
715
00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:25,210
- how she discovered her sexuality through
716
00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:27,610
the Loch Ness Monster.
- It really stands in
717
00:33:27,610 --> 00:33:30,100
for a summer when you have a little fun,
718
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,170
you try out some new stuff
719
00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:34,410
and you feel more like
yourself at the end.
720
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:35,810
And I get it, and I like it.
721
00:33:38,338 --> 00:33:40,300
- Would I ever suck a dick
comin' out of a cloaca,
722
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:43,490
no, but to each his own.
- Hey Jess, what about
723
00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:45,780
two dicks?
- Uh oh, someone's gettin'
724
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,903
ahead of themselves.
- We're not there yet.
725
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:52,363
- Moving on, so she sees it.
726
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,630
Next morning, everybody's
up, everybody's hungry,
727
00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:58,340
time to look for some berries.
728
00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,300
They know that none of
the berries will kill them
729
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,193
because Nessie would never
bring them to a place
730
00:34:03,193 --> 00:34:05,620
with poisoned berries.
- The level of trust.
731
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,150
- She's like, I know Nessie
will take care of us.
732
00:34:08,150 --> 00:34:10,960
- Nessie will provide.
- You have a crush
733
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,593
on a celebrity you're like,
they would never do that to me.
734
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:20,350
- The logic leap there is
like what, what do you mean?
735
00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:21,390
- It's fun, they're not
736
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:23,127
poisonous.
- He's a monster.
737
00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:25,663
Nessie would never poison us.
738
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:29,210
- It'd be one thing if
Nessie had a fridge.
739
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,383
- Oh my god, Nessie's fridge.
- This is a curated thing.
740
00:34:34,355 --> 00:34:35,235
- They're making
741
00:34:35,235 --> 00:34:37,000
the assumption.
- It's just beer and salsa.
742
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,273
- Yeah, sorry, I'm mostly just
here by myself, sorry babe.
743
00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,153
But help yourself to
anything that's in there.
744
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,490
- They're pickin' berries
together, Olivia and Kay,
745
00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:54,250
Ray Ray's sleepin', she
needs a little extra time.
746
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:57,310
And Olivia's like I know,
747
00:34:57,310 --> 00:34:59,160
that you were watching me and Nessie.
748
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:06,370
Kay Kay is shocked.
- Shocked and embarrassed,
749
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,170
which is a thing that I
thought was very funny.
750
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:10,070
'Cause it's like bitch,
751
00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:12,440
you sucked off the Loch Ness Monster.
752
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,158
- One of you should be embarrassed.
753
00:35:14,158 --> 00:35:15,725
- Why are you embarrassed?
- This is a lesson,
754
00:35:15,725 --> 00:35:16,873
confidence carries you everywhere.
755
00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:19,223
- Which is actually what her friend says.
756
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:23,860
- Bitch, I saw you watching
me eat that monster's shit,
757
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,773
you should be so embarrassed.
758
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,125
- 'Cause she's like giving
her shit a little bit
759
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:33,458
and Kayleigh's like I can't
believe she's ragging on me
760
00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:37,690
about this and it's like you
saw the graphic description
761
00:35:37,690 --> 00:35:40,900
of a fountain of cum.
- You must be so
762
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,300
embarrassed that you saw
all that cum get on me.
763
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,460
- You're right, I should be embarrassed.
764
00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:50,493
I was touching myself,
something that nobody does.
765
00:35:50,493 --> 00:35:54,440
- Ew, Kayleigh, sorry I have
a bunch of shit in my mouth.
766
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,550
Eggs.
- Don't worry,
767
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:56,803
it smells like algae.
768
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,493
- Olivia tells Kay Kay,
769
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,870
listen I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings,
770
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:04,780
I didn't know that you had
these feelings for Nessie,
771
00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:06,573
but you gotta go get yours.
772
00:36:07,453 --> 00:36:09,930
And then, they get each other's.
773
00:36:09,930 --> 00:36:12,610
- And that was nice.
- This was a nice scene.
774
00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:14,380
- This was good erotica.
- Was good friendship.
775
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:17,220
- It was good friendship,
it was good tender--
776
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,970
- I love friends doing it.
- Yeah.
777
00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:22,113
- As I look into both of your eyes.
778
00:36:24,093 --> 00:36:25,113
- Yes, after the podcast.
- After the pod.
779
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,050
Some things are for after pod.
780
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:31,130
- This scene was among the
hotter scenes we've read.
781
00:36:31,130 --> 00:36:33,210
All the human scenes in this book,
782
00:36:33,210 --> 00:36:34,800
were the hotter erotica scenes
783
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,040
of the books we've read on this podcast.
784
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,853
- Definitely.
- Do you think that's because
785
00:36:38,853 --> 00:36:41,137
they're relatable?
- I do.
786
00:36:41,137 --> 00:36:44,830
Which is interesting, to
provide sharp contrast
787
00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:47,863
of something wildly unrelateable to me.
788
00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:52,210
I wonder if it's almost this is wonderful
789
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,661
because I just read about
monster fucking and I hated it.
790
00:36:55,661 --> 00:36:57,320
- I do think it's genuinely
- Monster fucking.
791
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,370
- well written.
- Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
792
00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,730
These monster fucks are
gonna fuck everything.
793
00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:07,810
- I do think they're
genuinely well written.
794
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:09,980
I think they hit on sexy things
795
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,480
and I'm like ooh, I like that.
796
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,400
They come out of the woods
and Ray Ray confronts Kay Kay
797
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,660
'cause now she's upset, she's like I know
798
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,920
what you and Olivia did.
799
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,354
Everybody's calling each other out.
800
00:37:24,354 --> 00:37:26,143
I know what you did,
there's a lot of jealousy.
801
00:37:28,390 --> 00:37:31,080
Something just struck me,
it's a lot about jealousy
802
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,180
and then in the end the scene with Fergus,
803
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,430
when he's like I don't belong to you,
804
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:39,680
and I don't care what
you've done previously.
805
00:37:41,661 --> 00:37:42,494
- That was another thing that
made me think it was a woman.
806
00:37:44,008 --> 00:37:45,693
'Cause Fergus is eminently reasonable.
807
00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:51,888
I feel like if Fergus
were written by a man,
808
00:37:51,888 --> 00:37:56,394
he would be this toxic,
throw people around
809
00:37:56,394 --> 00:37:57,848
- Jealous.
- kinda thing,
810
00:37:57,848 --> 00:37:59,981
gettin' jealous, instead he's just like
811
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:04,114
you do not belong to me.
- You all belong to the sea.
812
00:38:08,821 --> 00:38:11,580
- Bandit, we allowed to sing that?
813
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,530
- No, no, no, now we can't put this up.
814
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,360
- They have a bit of a confrontation
815
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,240
and then Kay remembers the
advice that Olivia get her,
816
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,390
just do it.
- And that's fun to me.
817
00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:26,500
I do think it's a little soon, perhaps.
818
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,661
- It seems like maybe,
- She's a quick learner.
819
00:38:28,661 --> 00:38:29,940
- five minutes have passed
since she just had sex
820
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,100
with her other friend, so for
me, that was a little soon.
821
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,870
- I was a little confused by,
822
00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:37,630
was there a nursing scene there?
823
00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:40,234
- There was a suck on the titty.
824
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:42,930
- Reagan was crying into Kayleigh's arms
825
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,440
and then she calmed her down
826
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,901
and then Reagan started
sucking on her breast.
827
00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:49,380
- And they were like this
is the most intimate thing
828
00:38:50,314 --> 00:38:51,297
I've ever done with my friend.
829
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,083
- One, it's very funny.
830
00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:58,581
I at least sort of forgot they
were just naked all the time.
831
00:38:58,581 --> 00:39:01,008
There's all these scenes
where I saw what you did,
832
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:01,841
kinda like having it out.
833
00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:05,288
It's very funny to
remember they're just nude,
834
00:39:05,288 --> 00:39:07,788
covered in sand, squattin'
and pickin' up berries.
835
00:39:10,008 --> 00:39:12,270
That scene's such a hard turn.
836
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,629
You're crying, I'm trying
to make you feel better.
837
00:39:16,629 --> 00:39:17,610
It didn't feel sexual either.
838
00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,810
It felt gross.
839
00:39:19,722 --> 00:39:21,700
Is she
being her mom right now?
840
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,813
Their skin must be so exfoliated.
841
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,160
- Yeah, from all the sand and cum.
842
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,602
- Although they didn't have sunscreen.
843
00:39:28,602 --> 00:39:30,695
And if my boobs were out
in the sun that long,
844
00:39:30,695 --> 00:39:31,528
- They'd burn.
- they'd be very burnt,
845
00:39:31,528 --> 00:39:33,980
I think so.
- I never thought about that.
846
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:37,050
- This is why I'm also like
are these brown skin people,
847
00:39:37,050 --> 00:39:39,583
'cause they're not wearing sunscreen,
848
00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:41,663
they're out in the sun
all day, I don't know.
849
00:39:41,663 --> 00:39:42,496
I've never gotten sunburn.
850
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,793
I would do well in this environment.
851
00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:47,130
- I would thrive here.
- I would thrive here,
852
00:39:47,130 --> 00:39:49,223
this is actually where I'm suppose to be.
853
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:52,220
- You need to go to a cove.
- Also then Kay and Ray Ray
854
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:56,090
go and have sex with Nessie.
- In one of the most
855
00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:58,511
surprising scenes of
the books, I would say.
856
00:39:58,511 --> 00:40:02,200
- I found this scene strange.
- I did as well.
857
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,570
- Because Kayleigh is like,
I wanna show you something.
858
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,020
- That was weird.
- And she brings her to Nessie
859
00:40:09,525 --> 00:40:12,230
and then is rubbing Nessie's tail.
860
00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:14,991
And then the penis come outta the cloaca.
861
00:40:14,991 --> 00:40:15,903
- And doesn't she grab.
862
00:40:18,071 --> 00:40:19,980
- Where's the cloaca at, the tummy?
863
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:23,005
Below the six pack?
- There's no six pack.
864
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:27,180
- Jess, there's no six pack.
- I think I get it.
865
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:31,338
Is it near his biceps
though, or his muscular ass?
866
00:40:31,338 --> 00:40:32,347
His arm.
867
00:40:35,178 --> 00:40:36,470
- That's also what I had a hard time with.
868
00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:39,610
Visualizing where on his body they were.
869
00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:42,060
- Where is the cloaca?
- It would be sort of
870
00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:49,150
where you would expect
a genital opening to be.
871
00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:52,383
- Belly button.
- Yeah, lower body.
872
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,778
I was confused by scale, 'cause
it is this enormous monster.
873
00:40:57,778 --> 00:40:59,578
That's what I was confused by.
874
00:40:59,578 --> 00:41:00,930
- Very manageable dicks.
875
00:41:00,930 --> 00:41:03,403
- It would tear you open.
876
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,480
That thing would shred you, right?
877
00:41:09,911 --> 00:41:11,520
- This is a fictional creature,
you don't know how big.
878
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,378
- Maybe that's why Nessie's
into all these human women,
879
00:41:15,378 --> 00:41:17,751
'cause maybe he's not that well endowed
880
00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:21,458
for a please-a-saur.
- He's the size of a house
881
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,711
but his dick is like this.
882
00:41:23,711 --> 00:41:25,773
- Or it's the saddest of the
little Loch Ness Monster.
883
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:29,970
- During this scene, 'cause
Kayleigh kinda encourages
884
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:33,100
Reagan to join in in the sex with Nessie.
885
00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,271
Kayleigh points out that
she's really proud of Reagan
886
00:41:36,271 --> 00:41:38,440
for taking him into her body,
887
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,130
'cause Reagan has penetrative
888
00:41:41,485 --> 00:41:42,650
vaginal sex.
- Before she does.
889
00:41:42,650 --> 00:41:44,010
- Yeah.
- And she's like whoa,
890
00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:45,900
I respect that.
- Nessie has two penises
891
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,750
by the way, a second penis comes out.
892
00:41:48,618 --> 00:41:50,671
- Let's just gloss over that.
- Whatever, whatever,
893
00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:53,580
it doesn't matter.
894
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:56,347
- Probably should linger on
that a little bit, right?
895
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,965
- Did you see that coming?
- I did not see that coming.
896
00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:00,765
- Didn't you bring up.
- I did.
897
00:42:00,765 --> 00:42:01,598
- You did?
- You knew?
898
00:42:01,598 --> 00:42:02,750
- There was too many girls.
899
00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:05,660
- Why wasn't there a third one?
900
00:42:07,010 --> 00:42:09,910
- There's three girls, there
has to be at least two dicks.
901
00:42:10,805 --> 00:42:12,978
- It never even entered my mind that there
902
00:42:12,978 --> 00:42:14,605
would be a second dick.
- No one could sit
903
00:42:14,605 --> 00:42:15,590
on Nessie's face?
- Yeah.
904
00:42:15,590 --> 00:42:18,325
- He eats out no one.
- Yeah, he doesn't.
905
00:42:18,325 --> 00:42:20,311
That's not a thing.
- Does he have a mouth?
906
00:42:20,311 --> 00:42:21,698
- He received a lot, yes he coos.
907
00:42:21,698 --> 00:42:23,165
- How would they work
his neck, it's so long.
908
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,263
She could fall to the
water, that would be weird.
909
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:30,140
- That would be weird.
- Two dicks, you need 'em.
910
00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:32,250
And a tail.
- How are their legs situated?
911
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,465
- That's what I mean.
- The mechanics were a
912
00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:36,378
little hard.
- They'd have to be split
913
00:42:36,378 --> 00:42:37,700
like this, they must be two gymnasts.
914
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,960
- They must have crazy core strength.
915
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,200
- Or maybe their legs are one's like this
916
00:42:43,218 --> 00:42:44,970
and the other's looped around.
- They could've knelt,
917
00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:46,413
or maybe legs out in front.
918
00:42:47,410 --> 00:42:49,723
- Maybe they're lying on
the beach and then it just.
919
00:42:51,018 --> 00:42:52,640
- I think it would be more
uncomfortable than pleasurable,
920
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,978
for me, but I take.
921
00:42:54,978 --> 00:42:56,551
- I agree.
- I like comfort.
922
00:42:56,551 --> 00:42:58,150
I'm with you guys.
- I'll say too,
923
00:42:58,150 --> 00:43:00,013
as the resident monster expert.
924
00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:08,238
There are animals that have hemi peenies,
925
00:43:08,238 --> 00:43:09,123
which are two dicks.
926
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:13,880
- Like a northern hemi
and a southern hemi?
927
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:20,690
- More like hemi the size
you would expect it to be.
928
00:43:20,690 --> 00:43:22,131
Are you laughing at the word
929
00:43:22,131 --> 00:43:23,478
hemi peen?
- The size you would
930
00:43:23,478 --> 00:43:24,811
expect it to be.
931
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,980
- Snakes have them, they
have two dick-like things.
932
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:34,113
But they're small and they're very spiky.
933
00:43:35,890 --> 00:43:40,890
- Wait, snakes have two dicks?
- They have two hemi peenies.
934
00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,630
- So they do.
- They do.
935
00:43:42,630 --> 00:43:44,490
- Ooh, baby, show me your
936
00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:45,910
hemi peenie.
- I didn't know this
937
00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:46,823
was a thing.
- Oh fuck,
938
00:43:46,823 --> 00:43:47,906
your hemi peenie's
939
00:43:47,906 --> 00:43:50,570
so hard, fuck.
- Oh, painful.
940
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:55,380
Painful, uh.
941
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:58,714
- No, that's all, this is
where I wanted it to go.
942
00:43:58,714 --> 00:44:00,890
- It's interesting that
it's dick shaped creatures
943
00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:04,088
that have these.
944
00:44:04,088 --> 00:44:06,540
- Yeah, wow, that is
really interesting, Jess.
945
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:11,540
Maybe it would be too much
if it had what we think of.
946
00:44:11,808 --> 00:44:14,181
- If a snake had a dick,
it'd just be draggin'.
947
00:44:14,181 --> 00:44:17,021
- It would be like a baby
in a kangaroo's pouch.
948
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:19,608
- You'd just get confused.
- Ooh, yeah.
949
00:44:19,608 --> 00:44:21,960
- Just like a smaller snake.
- Looks exactly like a snake.
950
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,314
- Which do I shoot?
- Is this the dick
951
00:44:24,314 --> 00:44:29,314
or is this the butt?
952
00:44:29,328 --> 00:44:31,501
- These are questions that Kayleigh
953
00:44:31,501 --> 00:44:35,473
and Reagan should've asked.
- Oh my god, I'm dyin'.
954
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,150
- I shared this with some people pre-pod,
955
00:44:40,150 --> 00:44:42,190
but as I read this
scene, I was at my house,
956
00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:45,433
and I'd made myself a little tuna salad.
957
00:44:47,123 --> 00:44:51,590
I read this and I was
so sick to my stomach.
958
00:44:51,590 --> 00:44:54,150
I did finish my tuna, 'cause
I'm not a food waster,
959
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:56,620
but it was hard.
- Do not eat fish while
960
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,570
reading this book.
- 'Bout sex with fish.
961
00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:01,850
- There should be a warning.
- You will get horny.
962
00:45:01,850 --> 00:45:04,900
You will get too horny.
- Yeah, don't do it.
963
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,050
- Nessie probably smells like fish.
964
00:45:07,050 --> 00:45:08,360
- Yes.
- Yeah, guaranteed.
965
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,150
- Oh god, it's so disgusting.
966
00:45:11,150 --> 00:45:13,250
- Wait a minute, fresh fish doesn't smell.
967
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,970
- Have you ever been near sea lions?
968
00:45:20,970 --> 00:45:22,293
- Yes, they smell.
- They smell, that's how I
969
00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:25,330
imagine Nessie smelling.
- I've been here a lot,
970
00:45:25,330 --> 00:45:27,190
but I don't remember smelling.
- They smell like old fish,
971
00:45:27,190 --> 00:45:28,637
'cause they eat fish all day,
972
00:45:28,637 --> 00:45:30,937
then they shit it out
and it smells like fish.
973
00:45:31,968 --> 00:45:33,518
- They're not like a hot horse.
974
00:45:34,595 --> 00:45:37,310
- Hot horse you can ride.
- Sucking on apples all day
975
00:45:37,310 --> 00:45:39,970
gloriously.
- Eating delicious hay.
976
00:45:39,970 --> 00:45:42,253
- Yum, yum, it smells good.
977
00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:47,540
- The girls have sex with this creature,
978
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:49,243
it's truly nauseating.
979
00:45:50,090 --> 00:45:53,880
- This scene sucks, this
is so bad, I hate this.
980
00:45:56,043 --> 00:45:58,203
- I thought it was hot.
- No.
981
00:45:58,203 --> 00:46:01,600
- I decided to make it up.
- Nessie's cooing this whole
982
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,713
fuckin' time.
983
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,780
Reagan's shaking hand reached
out for Nessie's thick organ.
984
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:10,560
The legendary beast let
out a long, long groan.
985
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,993
From his glistening cloaca a
second throbbing cock emerged.
986
00:46:15,150 --> 00:46:16,995
- So angry.
- Yeah, I hate it.
987
00:46:16,995 --> 00:46:19,035
- Here's another thing
that's a little upsetting
988
00:46:19,035 --> 00:46:21,253
about the cooing is
that it is so juvenile.
989
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,648
If you're doing something sexual.
990
00:46:26,648 --> 00:46:29,715
- You're fucking a stuffed animal.
991
00:46:29,715 --> 00:46:32,523
Yes mommy, yes.
992
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:33,560
- Don't do that.
993
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,543
Don't do that.
- Have I been a good baby?
994
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,570
Kayleigh looked up just as Reagan slipped
995
00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:42,740
the enormous rod into her slick channel.
996
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,130
- Slick channel.
- There's a lot of interesting
997
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:47,100
thesauruses in this book.
- That's true.
998
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,620
- Forbidden rose bud.
- Southern star.
999
00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:54,620
- I did record every instance
of a vaginal euphemism.
1000
00:46:54,730 --> 00:46:57,903
- Glistening garden, narrow canal, chasm.
1001
00:46:58,890 --> 00:47:00,820
- It's not just chasm.
- It's something else.
1002
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:03,370
- It's like wanting chasm or.
1003
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:05,833
- You need an adjective before that.
1004
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:08,433
- I wouldn't wanna have it called a chasm.
1005
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,950
It sounds too big.
- I'd agree.
1006
00:47:10,950 --> 00:47:13,373
- Like the Grand Canyon, chasm open.
1007
00:47:14,370 --> 00:47:15,880
- There'd be an echo.
- We cannot see where it
1008
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:20,643
begins or ends, many men have
gotten lost in this chasm.
1009
00:47:22,157 --> 00:47:23,540
- No thank you.
- Oh, fuck.
1010
00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:27,177
He fucks 'em to sleep.
1011
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:30,080
- Right to bed.
- Which, I like that,
1012
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,113
that's my favorite.
1013
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,930
Then, Ferguson shows up.
- Fergus.
1014
00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:37,127
- Fergie.
- Fergie shows up.
1015
00:47:37,127 --> 00:47:39,210
I can't sing any of this.
1016
00:47:40,837 --> 00:47:42,895
- A song we can't sing.
1017
00:47:42,895 --> 00:47:46,660
- Imagine we're singing
a Fergie song right now.
1018
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,240
- There's different combinations of people
1019
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,440
that have sex along the way,
but then Kay is realizing,
1020
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,470
I fantasized about Nessie forever,
1021
00:47:54,470 --> 00:47:56,600
but I have a real connection
with that boat captain
1022
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,030
that I hung out with for five minutes
1023
00:47:58,030 --> 00:47:59,730
and he rubbed his dick on my butt.
1024
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,900
- Did we feel like this
relationship was rushed?
1025
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:05,063
Yes.
1026
00:48:05,996 --> 00:48:08,670
- One hard cock on a ship.
- Aren't all the best ones?
1027
00:48:08,670 --> 00:48:10,580
- They know nothing about
each other, other than that
1028
00:48:10,580 --> 00:48:12,020
they can have sex.
- The second time
1029
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:12,853
they have met.
1030
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,600
The first one is the cock
1031
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,940
and the captain's wheel,
and then the second time
1032
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:22,950
is fucking on the loch
ness island or whatever.
1033
00:48:22,950 --> 00:48:24,960
Fergus pulled away sharply,
his cock slipping free
1034
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,910
of Kayleigh's mouth with a wet noise.
1035
00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:29,340
- Again, everything's wet and slurpy.
1036
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:35,452
This is a 7-Eleven add.
1037
00:48:35,452 --> 00:48:37,140
- Ooh, slurpees with cock straws.
1038
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:39,913
- He covered her belly and
breast with his hot seed.
1039
00:48:41,740 --> 00:48:46,050
- He also, I think, should be a red flag
1040
00:48:46,050 --> 00:48:47,970
when he was sort of like ah,
1041
00:48:47,970 --> 00:48:50,567
I was so worried about
you, fuck your friends.
1042
00:48:51,594 --> 00:48:53,044
He does say that.
1043
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:55,810
- You gotta be careful with this guy,
1044
00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:57,390
if he's that willing to dismiss
1045
00:48:57,390 --> 00:49:00,010
your friends to death, maybe no.
1046
00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:04,130
- He also, when they make
love, he cums inside of her
1047
00:49:04,130 --> 00:49:05,610
and I don't know if
she's on birth control.
1048
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,070
- I don't think she is.
- Did she give him
1049
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:09,480
permission to do that?
- That's also not really
1050
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,530
talked about.
- They're on Nessie's island.
1051
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,680
Nessie would never let anything.
1052
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,780
Those berries are contraception.
1053
00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:19,114
- Everything here is contraception.
1054
00:49:19,114 --> 00:49:21,300
Welcome to Nessie's island.
- You can't miss a day
1055
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:23,293
or your hormones will be fucked.
1056
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:27,087
- Also there's some side
effects you should know about.
1057
00:49:27,087 --> 00:49:30,880
- You'll be really dizzy
and nauseous, dry mouth,
1058
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,160
which you'll have to immediately wet.
1059
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,240
- Also, these girls, in
the span of the book,
1060
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,967
it's been a couple nights now.
1061
00:49:38,967 --> 00:49:40,440
And as I was reading,
kept thinking about this
1062
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,420
poor math teacher havin'
to call their parents
1063
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,940
on their vacation in Cabo, we don't know
1064
00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:48,450
where your daughter is.
- But they do
1065
00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:51,250
acknowledge that, 'cause I
was wondering about that too.
1066
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:55,390
They've been gone for
awhile, this is a problem.
1067
00:49:55,390 --> 00:49:57,940
Towards the end of the
book they acknowledge.
1068
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,950
It was like oh yeah, they
were worried about you.
1069
00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:02,580
We looked for a day and then we gave up.
1070
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:07,060
You gave up after a day?
- Well, we searched the
1071
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:09,357
restaurant and they died.
1072
00:50:14,670 --> 00:50:16,440
This is sort of where
the metaphor starts to
1073
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,970
really kick in, towards
the end of the book.
1074
00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:21,970
Nessie has left, and
Kayleigh's really concerned.
1075
00:50:21,970 --> 00:50:26,970
Oh no, Nessie saw me fucking
Fergus and is upset with me.
1076
00:50:28,370 --> 00:50:30,327
- She trusts that he'll come back.
1077
00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:34,180
Coo?
1078
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:37,050
- What we don't see is Nessie crying
1079
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:40,140
on an old, ratty couch under the loch.
1080
00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:44,690
Just eatin' Haagen-Dazs,
watchin' Steel Magnolias.
1081
00:50:44,690 --> 00:50:48,380
- Calling a Centaur.
- Calm down Nessie,
1082
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:52,320
I'll be right over.
1083
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,600
Galloping under the lake.
1084
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,910
- She's really concerned,
but the thing she realizes
1085
00:50:59,910 --> 00:51:04,830
is while she felt for Nessie,
Nessie really just taught her
1086
00:51:04,830 --> 00:51:08,690
what she wanted in her life, which is sex,
1087
00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:13,111
and sex with all genders,
which is a nice message.
1088
00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:14,880
- Go for what you want.
- Go for what you want,
1089
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,410
Olivia was right.
- Although.
1090
00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:19,830
- What?
- I did write down that
1091
00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:23,670
it did seem like if you
know what you want, take it,
1092
00:51:23,670 --> 00:51:26,303
is an odd lesson to
put in an erotica book.
1093
00:51:28,697 --> 00:51:32,204
- I guess it's flipped because
it's on the woman's side.
1094
00:51:32,204 --> 00:51:34,710
That's fair.
1095
00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:37,537
- Just stop making people
18, 'cause that's where--
1096
00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:41,140
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
- You're still kind of
1097
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:43,990
a child.
- I am just bummed too
1098
00:51:43,990 --> 00:51:45,880
that she ends up with Fergus.
1099
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,870
Cause the development of Ray and Kay,
1100
00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:50,560
Kay Kay and Ray Ray,
- Was nice.
1101
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,750
- they truly did have
feelings for one another.
1102
00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:55,310
- They were childhood best friends.
1103
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:56,883
- They both admit it and say it
1104
00:51:56,883 --> 00:51:58,483
that they've always had these feelings
1105
00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:00,443
and I just think it woulda
been so much more satisfying
1106
00:52:00,443 --> 00:52:02,030
if she was like I just wanna be with you.
1107
00:52:02,030 --> 00:52:04,270
I wanna make this work.
- And Fergus is only
1108
00:52:04,270 --> 00:52:06,260
in three chapters I think.
- I had this experience.
1109
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,243
- She is young and if it is a story about
1110
00:52:09,243 --> 00:52:11,150
broadening your horizons,
1111
00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:12,820
and trying all kinds of different things
1112
00:52:12,820 --> 00:52:15,450
and experimenting, then maybe it's
1113
00:52:17,558 --> 00:52:19,558
to plant the seed, no pun intended.
1114
00:52:19,558 --> 00:52:22,160
- Hot seed.
- All over your body.
1115
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,320
- There's a deeper
relationship down the line,
1116
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,053
but for now it's just fucking.
1117
00:52:27,990 --> 00:52:30,173
- Maybe, there is a sequel it recommended.
1118
00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,771
I don't know if it's a sequel,
1119
00:52:32,771 --> 00:52:33,783
like it actually
corresponds with this book,
1120
00:52:34,891 --> 00:52:37,450
but called Moist in the Moonlight.
1121
00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:39,580
- Beautiful.
- Beautiful name.
1122
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:41,793
- Could be a nice spiritual sequel.
1123
00:52:51,118 --> 00:52:55,171
- Did we reach the end?
- We are at the end.
1124
00:52:55,171 --> 00:52:58,890
- I'm not taking out my clock.
- The girls have one final
1125
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,010
fuck fest with Nessie.
- Yes, they do.
1126
00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:04,260
- And then he bids the adieu.
- Kayleigh doesn't
1127
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,600
participate.
- She's with Fergus.
1128
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,670
- And then they have
sex while the other two
1129
00:53:09,670 --> 00:53:12,270
are having sex with.
- Which I like this.
1130
00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:16,438
- Which is nice.
- Then Nessie bids them all
1131
00:53:16,438 --> 00:53:19,650
fond farewell, he knows
this won't be the last time
1132
00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:21,990
they know, this is the part
that really bothered me.
1133
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:25,140
He licks her goodbye,
which is what made me think
1134
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:27,704
the dog thing.
- He licks her goodbye.
1135
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:28,700
Don't you think that's nasty,
1136
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,700
lick your cheek goodbye?
1137
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:34,110
- Is that a kiss?
- He's a monster.
1138
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:36,670
- When I leave for work every morning,
1139
00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:39,347
I give my wife a big,
wet lick on the cheek.
1140
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:42,993
And then I trot off.
1141
00:53:46,552 --> 00:53:48,606
- It's too cutesy.
- It keeps skirting the line
1142
00:53:48,606 --> 00:53:50,983
between is this your
adorable animal friend.
1143
00:53:52,339 --> 00:53:55,560
- Like if Dora fucked Boots,
that would be strange.
1144
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,312
- That's gotta exists too, right?
1145
00:53:58,312 --> 00:54:00,562
- Her and the fuckin'
backpack have to exist.
1146
00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:04,573
Just fuckin' rub it on a backpack.
1147
00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:09,160
- I pulled your hard cock.
- Felt the fuckin' hard zipper
1148
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,210
right on my clit.
- Me and the backpack
1149
00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:14,152
had always been close, but not like this.
1150
00:54:14,152 --> 00:54:18,507
- Dora, I saw you with
the backpack in the woods.
1151
00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:26,430
- The girls go back to their
life, but changed forever.
1152
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,070
But not after one final little
1153
00:54:28,070 --> 00:54:31,120
boat session for Ferg and Kay,
1154
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,340
which that's kind of a little fade out.
1155
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:36,995
We're left just to imagine.
- The Cloaca closes
1156
00:54:36,995 --> 00:54:38,357
on this chapter.
1157
00:54:38,357 --> 00:54:43,357
- With a wet, iris wipe, sphincter's down.
1158
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:46,400
- And that's it, that's Wet for Nessie.
1159
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,373
What an experience.
- It was.
1160
00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:52,123
- Does it feel rude,
1161
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,320
if you've been missing for three days
1162
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,100
and you finally come back to be like
1163
00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:00,208
I don't need to check in with anyone,
1164
00:55:00,208 --> 00:55:01,955
we're gonna fuck one last time.
1165
00:55:01,955 --> 00:55:04,008
- Absolutely, I think it's rude.
1166
00:55:04,008 --> 00:55:05,995
- It's in poor taste, Emily Post.
1167
00:55:05,995 --> 00:55:09,180
- But also, if you're in
love, you do dumb things.
1168
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:11,200
- That's true.
- What do we think
1169
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,850
of the book, if you had to rate it.
1170
00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:17,900
- Oh yes, one, being a drought
1171
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:21,700
and five being slide off your chair.
1172
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:23,570
And sometimes I know in the Discord
1173
00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,870
people have different ratings.
1174
00:55:25,870 --> 00:55:28,150
- It's all subjective.
- It's all subjective,
1175
00:55:28,150 --> 00:55:30,890
it's based on vaginal secretion,
1176
00:55:30,890 --> 00:55:35,181
so don't worry if we have
something a little different.
1177
00:55:35,181 --> 00:55:36,100
- Yes, it's really great that we all
1178
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:37,989
think differently about these books,
1179
00:55:37,989 --> 00:55:39,163
and that's the whole point.
1180
00:55:39,163 --> 00:55:40,629
Some people get turned on by Nessie
1181
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,600
and some people don't and that's fine.
1182
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,193
- I'll say I thought this
was a lot of fun to read.
1183
00:55:46,730 --> 00:55:49,390
It's only 45 pages.
1184
00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:51,530
I literally read this on a commute.
1185
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:54,083
I wasn't driving.
1186
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:55,669
I should specify that.
1187
00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:57,293
Oh my god, what the, two dicks?
1188
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,420
I think it was fun to read
and I think there were some
1189
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:07,620
hot scenes, mostly not involving Nessie.
1190
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:09,900
But you know what, if you
like those scenes too--
1191
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,213
There's
something for everybody.
1192
00:56:12,197 --> 00:56:13,691
- There's something for everyone.
1193
00:56:13,691 --> 00:56:14,524
- There is something for everybody.
1194
00:56:15,744 --> 00:56:17,444
- Three sopping wet stars.
- Wow.
1195
00:56:18,744 --> 00:56:21,840
- I love this.
- Squish, squish.
1196
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,240
- Don't squish 'em too much.
1197
00:56:26,590 --> 00:56:29,677
- Marissa?
- I would give it a 2.5.
1198
00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:30,630
Can I do point five?
- Yes.
1199
00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:34,150
- 'Cause I did think the
friendship stuff was cool.
1200
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:35,510
- Yes, absolutely.
- Fergus was kind of
1201
00:56:35,510 --> 00:56:37,460
a disappointment for me.
- Absolutely.
1202
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,397
- And the monster stuff obviously.
1203
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,693
I think they could've
heightened a little bit more.
1204
00:56:42,917 --> 00:56:44,424
- That third dick.
- I wanted Fergus to be
1205
00:56:44,424 --> 00:56:46,384
the Loch Ness Monster,
I wanted that reveal.
1206
00:56:46,384 --> 00:56:48,209
- That would be, actually,
very good writing.
1207
00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:49,821
- I thought for sure
Fergus was gonna turn out
1208
00:56:49,821 --> 00:56:50,779
to be the Loch Ness Monster.
1209
00:56:50,779 --> 00:56:51,813
- Do you think that crossed
the writer's mind to do that?
1210
00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:55,780
- Maybe, I think that that also is a thing
1211
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,409
in erotic monster novels, like werewolf
1212
00:56:58,409 --> 00:56:59,942
and things like that.
1213
00:56:59,942 --> 00:57:01,662
The transformation thing.
- Beauty and the Best.
1214
00:57:01,662 --> 00:57:02,893
- Beauty and the Beast.
- My favorite erotic.
1215
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:05,992
Ooh, Mrs Potts.
1216
00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:08,343
- Reika, you can't watch this anymore.
1217
00:57:09,756 --> 00:57:10,589
- I'm so horny.
1218
00:57:13,550 --> 00:57:16,040
- They made such a point of him
being not in the same place.
1219
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,470
And it felt like that would knit together
1220
00:57:18,470 --> 00:57:20,060
this sort of thing of like
oh I have these feelings
1221
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:21,470
for both and it's just like yeah,
1222
00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:23,403
this is me in different forms.
1223
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,500
Felt like kind of everyone got short shift
1224
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,140
of a relationship by splitting it between
1225
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:30,170
Fergus, Nessie and her friends.
1226
00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:33,260
- Do you think if it was one in the same,
1227
00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:36,240
you'd give it a higher rating?
- It would be a 3.5.
1228
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,223
- Ooh, squish, squish.
1229
00:57:39,897 --> 00:57:41,253
I have to give it a three.
1230
00:57:43,530 --> 00:57:46,897
In terms of fun, this was
definitely the most fun to read.
1231
00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:48,580
I was screaming the whole time.
1232
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:51,300
- Again, thank you Cutie Patudius.
1233
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,300
- Thank you so much.
1234
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:58,844
I do have the caveat, the Nessie
scenes, a hard zero for me.
1235
00:57:58,844 --> 00:58:01,550
Truly nauseating.
- Didn't understand what
1236
00:58:01,550 --> 00:58:03,750
was happening half the time.
- Sick to my stomach.
1237
00:58:04,684 --> 00:58:06,310
Dry mouth.
- You just gotta be in the
1238
00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:07,470
right mood.
- No.
1239
00:58:07,470 --> 00:58:08,977
- Get in the bath.
- There's no mood
1240
00:58:08,977 --> 00:58:11,070
you get wet for Nessie.
- You light some candles.
1241
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,190
You spill bunch of fish food in the bath
1242
00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:15,444
to simulate the feel and smell.
1243
00:58:15,444 --> 00:58:18,705
You get some old seaweed and
ya wrap it around your arms.
1244
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:19,860
- Then at the end of the bath,
1245
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:21,530
you take some boiling hot water
1246
00:58:21,530 --> 00:58:25,300
and splash that hot
seed all over your face.
1247
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:28,213
The Nessie scenes were disgusting to me.
1248
00:58:29,091 --> 00:58:31,300
- They were stomach turning.
- The ultimate symbolism
1249
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:34,470
was nice, but the scenes with the friends,
1250
00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,360
those were hot, I appreciated the attempts
1251
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,460
at subtle friendship and
actual friendship concerns.
1252
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:44,713
I wish she didn't end
up with Fergus, as well.
1253
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,780
I wish that they were all older.
1254
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:50,438
I probably would've given
it maybe even a four
1255
00:58:50,438 --> 00:58:52,050
if they were older.
- What if it was
1256
00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:56,463
The Shape of Water guy?
- I have no interest in him.
1257
00:58:58,861 --> 00:59:01,650
I don't know what Nessie head
in hot body would look like,
1258
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:03,350
super long neck,
- He's got abs.
1259
00:59:03,350 --> 00:59:05,200
- really muscular man's body,
1260
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,520
that would still look disgusting.
1261
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,326
I'm not into the monster shit at all.
1262
00:59:09,326 --> 00:59:10,340
- It's just weird that he has a--
1263
00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:11,530
- Big, long, neck.
1264
00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:14,630
Maybe man head, Nessie body, fine.
1265
00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:18,030
- I think everybody's right,
'cause on just the regular sex
1266
00:59:18,030 --> 00:59:22,070
and story, I give a five,
but those Nessie scenes
1267
00:59:22,070 --> 00:59:24,700
are so stomach turning, we got a zero
1268
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:26,600
and we average that out, we got a 3.5.
1269
00:59:27,577 --> 00:59:30,400
So 3.5 is, but I truly enjoyed it so much.
1270
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,233
I would definitely
1271
00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:33,273
recommend it.
- It was enjoyable.
1272
00:59:33,273 --> 00:59:34,790
- You simply have to with
your friends, with a lover,
1273
00:59:34,790 --> 00:59:37,177
it doesn't matter.
- Eat before you read it.
1274
00:59:37,177 --> 00:59:40,180
- Or, never, I don't know.
1275
00:59:41,170 --> 00:59:45,230
- Thank you so much, our
experts, for being with us.
1276
00:59:45,230 --> 00:59:47,513
Truly the greatest minds in our office.
1277
00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:54,230
Thank you everyone for
watching and then next,
1278
00:59:54,230 --> 00:59:58,890
we have lined up, forgive
me for another fantasy world
1279
00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:01,290
that we're in, but I'm
just havin' a little fun.
1280
01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:06,300
We have the Neck Romancer Chronicles.
1281
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:10,510
Erotic Fantasy, book one, by D.R. Rossier.
1282
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:12,760
It is a $1.99 on Amazon.
1283
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,760
Consider it the sexiest cup of
coffee you'll have all week.
1284
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,460
We'd love for you to keep readin' along,
1285
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:21,593
keep puttin' comments in the Discord.
1286
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:28,180
And if you're watching on CH two,
1287
01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:29,630
it's great meetin' you on here.
1288
01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:31,868
Hopefully you can join us on Dropout
1289
01:00:31,868 --> 01:00:33,615
and hang out with us in the Discord,
1290
01:00:33,615 --> 01:00:35,455
'cause we're havin' so
much fun doing this.
1291
01:00:35,455 --> 01:00:37,041
Thank you everybody for bein' here.
1292
01:00:37,041 --> 01:00:38,548
- And here's a little pitch.
1293
01:00:38,548 --> 01:00:39,961
If you have an idea about what you think
1294
01:00:39,961 --> 01:00:42,548
Nessie looks like, please put
it in the fan art channel.
1295
01:00:42,548 --> 01:00:44,921
We would love to see
your ideas about that.
1296
01:00:44,921 --> 01:00:47,748
- Yes, maybe I'll draw
one and put it in there.
1297
01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:49,881
'Cause I'm gonna draw
what I've been thinking.
1298
01:00:49,881 --> 01:00:50,714
- And I'll draw what I've been thinking.
1299
01:00:51,868 --> 01:00:54,321
- There's these amazing pieces
of art from Fantasy High
1300
01:00:54,321 --> 01:00:56,040
and then there's a stick
figure of an ab Nessie
1301
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,335
with two dicks.
- Here's the thing,
1302
01:00:58,335 --> 01:00:59,641
don't put context around it,
1303
01:00:59,641 --> 01:01:01,015
'cause we don't want
anyone else in the Discord
1304
01:01:01,015 --> 01:01:02,530
in Fantasy High and
Cartoon Hell to understand.
1305
01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:05,820
- Tag it Fantasy High.
- Yeah, tag D20
1306
01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,160
Fantasy High, at Brennan Lee Mulligan.
1307
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,323
All of these photos, please.
1308
01:01:12,246 --> 01:01:14,620
Thank you so much.
- Thank you, bless you all.
1309
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,863
- Bye.
- Goodnight.
1310
01:01:18,863 --> 01:01:22,863
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