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- Hello Everyone, welcome
to Erotic Book Club.
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The book club where we read erotic books.
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I am your host Jessica.
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I'm here with my co-host.
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- I'm Rekha.
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- And we're so very lucky
to have two experts with us.
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Our resident dirty booty
expert, Raph is here.
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- That's me the Tang.
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- The Tang is in the house.
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- Tang gang, tang gang!
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- And a new face to some of
the College Humor audience,
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we have our resident viking expert,
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Andrew.
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- Hey.
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- Thanks for being here.
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- Oh, thank you so much for having me.
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I'm so excited to talk
about space and vikings.
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- Yes, the book is Vikings in Space.
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- Yes, by Zoe York.
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- Yes.
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It is book one of the
Vikings in Space series.
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The book is called A Viking's Peace.
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P-E-A-C-E.
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- Not P-I-E-C-E, like his side piece.
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Or a piece of pizza.
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It's an erotic book.
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- The vikings piece with an
I would have made more sense.
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- A little more sense.
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- Because the title doesn't have
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anything to do with the story.
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- I think you're wrong
this is about diplomacy.
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The entire book-
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- More than half
of it is about that.
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- Yeah but the peace is never disturbed.
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The peace is never threatened.
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Just like-
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- Maybe your peace wasn't.
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- Okay.
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The thing he's worried about introducing
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relations with FedNat or FNUF
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is FedNat United Forces.
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FNUF I thought it was very funny.
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The thing he's worried
about is not them fighting
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with Earth, it's tourists.
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Yeah.
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They are
worried about tourists.
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- That's the primary thing
he's concerned about.
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Yeah.
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- Yes, so, we're a little
ahead of ourselves.
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We need to set up the world that we're in.
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The year
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is 2254,
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so we're in the future.
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Our two lead characters
are Reinn, he's a viking.
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We learn that he is the
son of the king viking.
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And he is supposed to
take over the throne,
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but he'd rather be
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an agricultural scientist.
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Yes.
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- Yes, and then we have
Ashleigh who is from Earth.
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Vikings have left Earth,
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she's going on a diplomatic mission to,
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what was their planets name?
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Reinngard?
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- Midgard.
- Midgard.
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- Midgard, to visit the Midgardians,
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and have diplomacy and stop tourism.
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Also there's resources
that they talk about a lot
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in the book.
- It's a lot.
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Yeah, it's front-loaded a lot
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with this sort of pseudo
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Game of Thrones-esque
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back story.
- Yeah Game of Thrones
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meets Star Trek or something like that.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I was so embarrassed
'cause I was reading it
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and I sincerely thought,
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so Andrew's a huge Game of Thrones fan.
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He's my Dungeon Master in our game.
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He has a photographic
memory for this stuff.
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And I was like, "Well at least Andrew's
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"gonna love this stuff."
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He's gonna be so into it.
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And then I saw him half
way through the week,
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and I was like, "How
you liking that book?"
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And he told me it was crap.
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- Well, the fact that
there's vikings in it
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hardly enters into it at all.
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Right it's more just in name.
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And size.
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- Yeah.
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- They are large people.
- They are very wide.
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- Yes, They are very wide.
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- I don't know about tall, but wide.
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- They are wide.
- Some sex practices
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come into it.
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Which we'll discuss later.
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- Viking sex practices?
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- Well that there's a
feast and that all of them
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have sex at the feast.
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Oh.
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Well, and the Viking Planet
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is very about group sex.
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- Yeah, and about partnering.
- And watching it.
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- Yeah, you can have someone
come into your bedroom.
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- Right, right.
- Is that accurate
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towards viking?
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- I don't know.
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Yeah, you're the expert so
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you have to kinda-
- Wow.
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- Right, well, based on my
viking research, which is reading
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Neil Gaiman's, Norse Mythology, once.
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Yes.
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- That's more than any of us.
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You're the expert today.
- Yeah.
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I read it only-
- I guess.
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Seems like it makes sense.
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- Cool.
- Okay.
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And they use
oils and stuff that type?
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- Probably.
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Yeah, their
oil is very important.
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But at least
that we know for a fact,
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that it's accurate.
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- Great, great.
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- Okay, let's just say we
know for a fact that oil-
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that vikings liked to
dribble oil on their bodies.
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Yeah, they need
lube to really get it going.
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It's dry up there.
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- It's so dr-
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Actually, that's a great point.
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It's probably really dry, your
skin's probably like super-
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- We're in space
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They're in space, the
same way where in space.
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Do you mean space travel
or on their planet?
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- Well I don't know what their
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planet's atmosphere is like.
- I mean that they're Vikings.
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- I'm saying that too
because they have two moons.
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So their gravity and their
waves would be different
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than ours.
- Out of control, yes.
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And nobody's talking about it.
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- Nobody's talking about it.
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Yeah it's subtly implied,
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throughout the entire book
that they're all just like,
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and really fucking hard to lift
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their limbs over.
- God, gravity's
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different here.
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Would two moons make it more
to the ground or floaty?
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I think more to the ground.
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- You think?
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Because the moon's gravitational pull-
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'Cause the gravitational-
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what?
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Yeah, what does the moon do for us?
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- Yeah. I mean if affects
waves, I know that.
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- It affects waves.
- What has the moon
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done for me lately?
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- It affects the waves.
- I would think
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it would make us lighter.
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'Cause it affects waves.
- It makes me and Rekha crazy.
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- I thought it would pull-
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Alright, we're getting-
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- Guys we should have
brought our space expert.
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I have a friend who
watched one Carl Sagan.
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- I'm not an astrophysicist,
but that doesn't sound correct.
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- Yeah, well regardless,
they need more oils here.
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Yeah, that we can agree on.
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- As far as erotic books
go and I mean, obviously,
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I am a fan of the show.
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But I have not actually read the books,
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- Yeah.
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- any other erotic books.
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And for this one, I
would think there's more-
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Would you say there's more
or less of the diplomacy of
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- Oh this is a book book.
- the world built like the-
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- There is far more diplomacy in this book
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than in the previous books we've read.
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- These notes are so dense.
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They talked about the
name of their planet.
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- Midgard has limited trade
and precious minerals.
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You know?
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- I thought there'd be more sex honestly.
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I thought page one would be-
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- We're in it.
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- We're into the copulation of people.
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- Yes, well-
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- Doesn't happen.
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- Doesn't happen til way later.
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- Chapter seven is when we get our first-
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- The actual
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penetration.
- Penetration.
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- When a book is only nine chapters long,
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that's a little too far in.
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- Well it's the climax.
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It's the climax of when it's the climax-
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- Well here, lets add up what's happened.
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Let's get into this book.
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Okay.
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- So, Ashleigh's going to the planet.
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And all of the Earth
diplomats are paired up
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with a Midgardian diplomat.
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And believe it or not, guess
who she's paired up with?
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Our boy Reinn,
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the viking son, king.
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King, son of the king.
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Yes.
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And they kind of have it for each other
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as soon as they meet.
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And I'm into them.
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I think they're cute together,
I love their back and forth,
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will we, won't we?
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I mean I'm feelin' it.
- It's a real
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Sam and Diane situation.
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- It totally is.
- Real Sam and Diane.
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Sam and Diane.
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There's a show called Cheers
and Same and Diane were the
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main characters on that show.
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- Sam's sort of the wide
viking of the Cheers bar.
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- Diane's sort of-
- Three Diane's wide.
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- Sort of a second in command lieutenant,
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from another planet.
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- Well there's the whole arg
about Reinn's baseball career.
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And being an alcoholic
but he's still a bartender.
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Yeah, yeah, totally.
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- So they meet.
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They're feeling each
other but they're like,
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"This cannot happen."
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But they want it to happen.
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And we as the audience,
know it's gonna happen.
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- I mean I was at a loss.
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Honestly questioning it five chapters in.
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If it was gonna happen.
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- If it was gonna happen.
- It takes so long.
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- Yeah.
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- It is a bit too much
will-they-won't-they?
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I will agree to that.
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But I liked a little bit of it.
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I like a little bit of tease
- Sure.
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- and a little bit of lookey lookey.
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What's gonna happen?
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- I like that too. I wish-
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So the whole reason they can't,
the-won't-they, of the book.
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is because it's not
professional for Ashleigh
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on a mission,
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right?
- Yes.
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- To have sexual relations
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with a diplomat.
- And this is
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her first mission.
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She's right out of the
academy, she got the mission
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because somebody got
future flu or something.
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- Future flu.
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- And then she had to go,
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and everyone's like,
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"Is she gonna be able to do this?"
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So that's why she's
extra, throughout, like,
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"I can't do this."
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"I can't compromise my job."
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- And I think that's very relatable.
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- Yeah.
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- I think you always wanna
be on your best behavior
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and I think as a woman, you know,
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I can understand if I'm going into space,
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I don't wanna fuck on my first mission.
264
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- Yeah, for sure.
265
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- Totally.
- Yeah.
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- And we all understand.
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- Yeah, I get that.
- Is that accurate
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in viking culture?
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- Yeah, the disease,
that her predecessor got,
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just so we have the specific,
is viral Guaravian fever.
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- I told you he loves specifics.
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You don't love that?
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You love this shit.
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- He loves this shit.
- He loves it, I knew it.
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- Definitely, I'm like, oh,
do they have specific names
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for all the things in it?
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- Viral Guaravian fever
sounds like a thing you get
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from eating a fruit.
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- Yes.
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Guava.
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- Guava, guava fever.
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- He ate a bunch of guavas
from his neighbors' tree.
283
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- Also, for those of you just listening,
284
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Andrew has a hard copy of this book.
285
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He doesn't like reading it on the screen.
286
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- I mean, I bet this
author is really happy.
287
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Yeah, you made Zoe York's day.
288
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Good, I'm
the only one who's ever
289
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bought this book.
290
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Aww.
291
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Aww, well not you made her sad.
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Zoe, close your ears.
293
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- So he's showing her around
and is showing her her room.
294
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There's like this fun little
scene, where there's like,
295
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here's our special Viking rain thing.
296
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And he's like, "Oh, you should do it."
297
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And then she's like, "What?"
298
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There's a little flirtation there.
299
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And then he tells her about the feast.
300
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And the feast is known for all
of the vikings that eat a lot
301
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and then they all have
sex with one another.
302
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And that's one of the big
things that vikings do.
303
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So they're excited to go
to that but he's like,
304
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"Oh it's just kind of more
for show and for the tourists.
305
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"And we don't do that all the time.
306
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"We usually just go to our friend's house
307
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"and watch them do it.
308
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"But today, it's a special
day, so we're all gonna
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"watch each other.
310
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"I'll see you there."
311
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Yeah.
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She's feeling him.
313
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They go to the feast.
314
00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:06,860
And I was kinda bummed out by the feast.
315
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That we didn't get to see more of the sex.
316
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,333
- Right.
- Yeah.
317
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,147
- It's like as soon as it
started, they were like,
318
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"Oh but don't watch that."
319
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- Yes.
320
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It was a little-
321
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:21,674
the tease element of this book is a little
322
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too literal.
- Too much.
323
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:26,640
- Yeah, it's like a
tease for both Ashleigh
324
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and the reader.
325
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Which is not what should happen.
326
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I think.
327
00:11:31,373 --> 00:11:32,630
- Yeah.
- Right.
328
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,510
- They're at the feast, she
meets the dad and impresses him.
329
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And he's impressed by that too, Reinn.
330
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Then they go out to the
garden and have a quick little
331
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smooch under the two moons.
332
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Very like Moonstruck.
333
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,480
Have you guys seen that movie?
334
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,313
- Yeah.
335
00:11:47,313 --> 00:11:48,804
Come on.
336
00:11:48,804 --> 00:11:49,977
- I haven't.
- The one with Cher right?
337
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:50,810
Yeah!
338
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,643
- Yeah, love it,
339
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:52,476
she's so great.
- What was the
340
00:11:52,476 --> 00:11:54,140
gravitational pull like in that movie?
341
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,720
- Oh, her hair was way closer to the sun.
342
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,835
- She's got big old hair in that movie.
343
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:00,668
- Wow.
344
00:12:00,668 --> 00:12:03,085
- And she looks hot as hell, oh my God.
345
00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:04,640
She's great, Cher is great.
346
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,110
Nicholas Cage was good in that movie.
347
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,100
He's incredible.
348
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,817
He doesn't have a hand
and he's like, "My hand!"
349
00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:15,023
And that's what this
scene is kind of like.
350
00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,400
- One thing I liked, they stayed,
351
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,770
and so we were talking a little bit about,
352
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,880
beforehand, ways we thought
maybe this was actually
353
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,520
written by a woman.
354
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,340
She says she's not a virgin.
355
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,173
And not that-
356
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:30,810
I'm totally fine with virgins
being in these erotic books
357
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:33,570
but I feel like the norm
for what we've read is
358
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this sort of virginal
359
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:35,880
aspect to the protagonist.
- Oh, that's so gross.
360
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,590
- Yeah, so clueless, yeah.
361
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,520
That's so disgusting.
362
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,350
- Even though they're not
actually virgins, again,
363
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,160
there's truly nothing wrong
with there being a virgin
364
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,658
protagonist whatsoever.
365
00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:47,530
But thinking from
the man's perspective.
366
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:49,448
He thinks that she-
367
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,580
- That that's hot or something.
368
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,049
- Yeah or but that she is a virgin.
369
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:54,053
- Yes.
- Like as far as he knows,
370
00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,110
she's a virgin.
371
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,943
Like, I'm gonna
372
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,697
break her in.
- And they make a point, ugh!
373
00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:58,610
- And that's gross.
374
00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,690
And I appreciated that
that wasn't in this book.
375
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:03,970
- She's done it a couple times
before but never like this.
376
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:05,490
- Yeah I do remember.
377
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:10,570
Yeah, right exactly, the
think of never like this.
378
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,740
Are we getting to the sex yet?
379
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,900
Or we still have ways to go?
380
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,936
- A little ways to go.
- We're teasin' it.
381
00:13:14,936 --> 00:13:16,180
Okay, okay, okay.
382
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,423
There's a big tease.
383
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:22,900
- And at the feast, an
odd thing that happened,
384
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,670
was this woman was singing for everyone,
385
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,000
before the sex happened.
386
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,367
And she's naked and pregnant.
387
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:32,760
And all these people are
kind of like, fanning her.
388
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,100
And then Reinn's like,
"Yeah that's my ex wife."
389
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:35,933
Yes.
390
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:42,024
And it's like, his ex wife
left him for his best friend.
391
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,605
And so all the viking
community sees that as bad.
392
00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:48,360
They're like, "You
couldn't keep your woman."
393
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,904
- That's very offensive
in the viking community.
394
00:13:53,507 --> 00:13:54,816
When your wife leaves you.
395
00:13:58,395 --> 00:14:00,155
- I thought that that was gonna come back,
396
00:14:00,155 --> 00:14:01,365
you know what I mean?
397
00:14:01,365 --> 00:14:02,411
- I thought the ex wife was
- It comes back once,
398
00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:04,030
- gonna come back too.
- because she throws it
399
00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,010
in his face of like-
400
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,170
- Does she?
401
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:08,437
- Yeah, sometime towards
the end, she's like,
402
00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:10,380
"What I'm not like your ex wife?"
403
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,640
And then he's like, "What, no."
404
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,130
It's totally irrelevant.
405
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:15,150
Oh yeah.
406
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,590
- It's like a totally
superficial conflict point.
407
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,423
- Yeah.
408
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:23,990
I do love Reinn, every time
the beginning back and forth,
409
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,470
when he keeps talking about
wanting to throw her down
410
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:29,080
on furs and just do her.
- Right.
411
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,947
There was something about that
that was really getting me.
412
00:14:31,947 --> 00:14:33,633
- Right.
- I really liked it.
413
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,823
'Cause it's been cold lately-
414
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,140
Just for some back
story, it's been freezing
415
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,671
in Jess's apartment.
- It's freezing out here.
416
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,700
- We're talkin' like, 49 degrees.
417
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,500
- And one time I was
making, we were making love,
418
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:54,500
me and Kate, and she put a
blanket over me and then I came
419
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:59,880
and it felt so fucking good
to be so warm and comfy.
420
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,540
I was like, "I am in heaven."
421
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,373
- 'Cause of the blanket.
422
00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:05,684
- Because of the blanket.
423
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,580
- So you have to understand
where Jess is coming from okay?
424
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,314
From personal experience.
425
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,567
- So, just all these furs, I'm like,
426
00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:16,500
"Oh, that sounds so comfy."
427
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,440
Just the whole book is like a big,
428
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,132
it's a nice winter read, I think.
429
00:15:21,132 --> 00:15:24,160
Yes, it is a nice winter read.
430
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,870
There is a lot of blanket play.
431
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,457
It's a lot
of blankets, a lot of,
432
00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:28,940
"Oh I got you a gift.
433
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,610
- I got you a gift.
- "Let me tuck you into bed."
434
00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,467
And I'm like, "Oh god, yes!"
435
00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:34,690
- And he picks her up a lot.
436
00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:37,795
And his big fuckin' arms and fat neck.
437
00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:39,475
- By the booty, by the booty.
438
00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:40,308
- His fat neck!
439
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,337
- By her tight, little ass.
440
00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:44,203
- Like a little baby kitten.
441
00:15:45,036 --> 00:15:46,840
- He's got a thick neck, I bet.
442
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,063
He picks her up by her tight little ass,
443
00:15:49,063 --> 00:15:49,896
that's what they say.
- Her tushie.
444
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,859
Yes, by her tushie.
445
00:15:52,692 --> 00:15:53,740
- It says bottom, a lot.
446
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,710
I was surprised by how often,
447
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:56,929
she goes with the term,
Right the terms.
448
00:15:56,929 --> 00:15:58,230
bottom.
449
00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:59,850
But then, cock.
450
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:00,683
Yeah, right.
451
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:03,620
- Like he rubbed his
cock against your bottom.
452
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,200
- I think woman feel
good about their butts.
453
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,390
I feel like most women have
something they don't like
454
00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,040
about themselves, but they're
like, "But I do have an ass."
455
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,140
And so I could get why she
was into her bottom, a lot.
456
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,420
- Yeah it talks about
her having this nice ass,
457
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:20,040
but there's zero butt stuff in this book.
458
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,620
- Yeah, yeah.
- Another promise
459
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,453
that wasn't kept.
460
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,145
- Which our dirty boot expert,
- It's just a lot of palming.
461
00:16:24,145 --> 00:16:24,978
any thoughts on that?
462
00:16:24,978 --> 00:16:27,222
- So I mean, you promised me-
- Here's where you come in.
463
00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:28,563
You promised me!
464
00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:29,893
- You promised!
- What did I promise you?
465
00:16:29,893 --> 00:16:31,510
- Jess, you promised.
466
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,090
Just by inviting me on this,
467
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,283
that's the implication.
468
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:36,310
That is true, that is true.
469
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:39,238
- I didn't get to use any
of my books or my research.
470
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,670
- Okay, so they have a little
kiss under the moonlight,
471
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:50,130
but its of course, "No,
no, no, we can't do this."
472
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,963
They space text each other for a little.
473
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,373
And it's like a little
horny, a little racy.
474
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,530
And then one day he sends
gifts to her apartment.
475
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:04,610
He gets her a dinner,
which I also love that.
476
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,820
Yes
477
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:06,653
But wasn't it like
- I mean, I just
478
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,490
- wanna be Ashleigh.
jellies and stuff?
479
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,260
Didn't it describe it as-
480
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,450
the word jelly was in
whatever the food was.
481
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,150
That's their culture.
482
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,720
- Sorry, I'm being insensitive.
483
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,357
- They love jellies
484
00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:19,668
and spreads.
- They loves jellies and oil.
485
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:20,680
- Yeah, it's like an Ikea.
486
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,040
A lot of that stuff's
487
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,900
kinda gelatinous.
- Viking stuff is super-
488
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,140
if you're having a hard time picturing it,
489
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,863
it's kind of a lot like an Ikea.
490
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:30,443
- Oh it is?
491
00:17:30,443 --> 00:17:32,270
- They met in the
bistro, he took her over-
492
00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,730
- They had lingonberry jam
and stuff and then they
493
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,370
went to the kitchen section-
494
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,610
- You know what else I love?
- They sleep on a bed
495
00:17:37,610 --> 00:17:38,940
built for sex.
496
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,900
- Like in Ikea, yeah.
497
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,910
- Well, the bed in her apartment,
498
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:45,870
on that part of the planet,
they said is a viking-sized bed,
499
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:48,510
which I imagine is even
bigger than a California king.
500
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:49,708
And that's big.
501
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:51,320
- Yeah, that's really big.
502
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,450
Almost too big.
503
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:54,370
- No, never too big.
504
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,093
- I think it could be too big.
505
00:17:57,808 --> 00:17:59,087
- I don't have a room big enough
506
00:17:59,087 --> 00:17:59,920
for a California bed.
507
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,760
- Room wise.
508
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,930
- If the room is big enough,
509
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,798
if you can guarantee
the room is big enough.
510
00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:05,631
- If the room's big enough.
- If you have
511
00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:08,522
an infinity room, would
you want a viking bed?
512
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,355
- Yeah.
513
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,188
- Sure.
- Yeah.
514
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,170
- I guess it's just hard to imagine.
515
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,284
- I'm only two Ashleigh's wide.
516
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,087
- I don't know, it
sounds like too much bed.
517
00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:20,150
- In the book, they
describe Reinn as being
518
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,180
three Ashleigh's wide.
- Three Ashleigh's wide.
519
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,610
that's really bad.
520
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,050
- Very wide man.
521
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:29,360
- I was picturing the guy
from the Emperor's New Groove.
522
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,161
Not the llama, but-
523
00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:33,140
- I know, Kronk!
524
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:35,640
- Yeah.
- Pull the lever, Kronk!
525
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,790
I pictured Kronk.
526
00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:40,293
- I love that. Oh my god,
I'm more into this book.
527
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:44,860
Or like the big ant from Antz.
528
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:45,833
- Oh, yeah!
529
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,460
Yeah, yeah.
530
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,863
I know what you're talking about.
531
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,207
- He's so fucking jacked.
532
00:18:52,207 --> 00:18:53,040
- Yeah, he's huge.
- Forget the Ikea analogy,
533
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,060
if you're having trouble picturing it,
534
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,430
Reinn is a big, hot ant.
535
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:58,430
- Oh I was picturing the candle guy
536
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,989
from Beauty and the Beast.
537
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:01,343
- What?
- For Reinn the whole time.
538
00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:02,176
- It would be Beast.
539
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:04,840
- It would be Beast, Andrew, Jesus.
540
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,132
- No, but in my mind's
eye it was the candle guy.
541
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:09,507
- Okay, picture Sebastian
from The Little Mermaid, okay,
542
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,760
and now picture him wider.
543
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,860
That's sort of Reinn.
544
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,853
- A picture of three Ashleigh's wide.
545
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,240
Oh my god, where were we?
546
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,960
Okay so they're sexting each other.
547
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,720
He gives her a gift, it's
that, and then at the feast,
548
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,690
there was also a moment
when dancers came out
549
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:26,820
and they rub oil.
550
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,030
And oil is a very big part,
which we've talked about.
551
00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:30,807
And he gives her oil,
as well, and he's like,
552
00:19:30,807 --> 00:19:34,870
"I'll show you how I jack
it when we finally do it."
553
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:37,540
Which I was like, "How
many ways could there be?"
554
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,710
I would feel like I know.
555
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:39,680
- Yeah, yeah.
- I get it.
556
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,916
Yeah, there's not mystery there.
557
00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:42,953
- He's like, "I rub my
hand up and down it."
558
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,720
- It's like, no, no, no but look.
559
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,890
- And she's like, "Yeah I get it."
560
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,185
- No, no, no, but-
561
00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:51,080
- But see the way I do it is different.
562
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,030
- I wrap it real tight in my fist, see.
563
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,580
- And I put my hand this way.
564
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,560
- Yes, that is weird.
565
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,960
- Oh okay.
566
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,640
- Also, Reinn has foreskin.
567
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,190
And I do think that that is important.
568
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:05,023
- Yes.
- They're viking,
569
00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:06,420
that's where viking elements-
570
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,232
vikings are all over this place.
571
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:09,065
Andrew?
572
00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:10,490
- Yup, they don't believe in circumcision,
573
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:11,850
I don't think.
- Yes, I would-
574
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,490
- And they're huge,
they're very wide people.
575
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:18,082
- I would like to talk
about his cock for a second.
576
00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,657
- Of course!
- Okay.
577
00:20:19,657 --> 00:20:22,987
- "It was a thing of beauty,
with silky skin stretched tight
578
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,777
"behind a wide head.
579
00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:27,747
"Dusky pink down the
length, almost dark purple
580
00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:29,187
"behind the foreskin.
581
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,537
"And all hers."
582
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,546
I hated that.
583
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:35,950
- I hated that so much.
584
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:37,530
That sounded so gross.
585
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:38,563
It sounded like-
586
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:43,323
I don't know.
587
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:49,230
You know sometimes Gak would
come in a shape like a vessel
588
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,840
that was shaped like something?
589
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,720
- Like a penis?
590
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,760
Is that what you're saying?
591
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,850
When you say, like something?
592
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,706
Are you saying that Gak would
593
00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:00,216
come in a contain-
- Yes I remember penis Gak.
594
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:02,723
- You remember when they put
out that line of penis Gak?
595
00:21:03,687 --> 00:21:06,040
- And you squeeze it
and it came out the top.
596
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,610
Yes!
- Nickelodeon got real weird
597
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,443
for a minute.
598
00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:09,420
- Also, is what you're
599
00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,577
describing a tube?
- And then Stick Stickly.
600
00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:11,920
- Did it come in a tube?
601
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,440
And you're just calling it a thing
602
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,273
that looked like a penis?
- Listen, maybe I'm thinking
603
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,123
of Flum, but they'd be like,
604
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,540
"Look it's a football."
605
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:21,150
And it's shaped like a football
and then you take it out
606
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:24,373
and messed with it the
way you would like to.
607
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,680
- The way this is describing,
it's just like too-
608
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,000
the colors are too,
609
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,590
- Vibrant?
- Vibrant.
610
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,707
It makes me think of Gak or something.
611
00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:37,357
- Yeah, yeah, there's this
part towards the end where
612
00:21:39,457 --> 00:21:42,654
"The dark slit at the very end".
613
00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:43,487
- Yes.
614
00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:45,580
- "The subtle fold of his
foreskin stretched behind
615
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,180
that thick plumb head."
616
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,077
- Plumb head!
617
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,393
- "The dark slit at the very end."
618
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,070
What a gross way to
619
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:53,270
describe the tip of a dick.
- It sounds like a
620
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,301
Veggie Tales thing, when you say that.
621
00:21:56,301 --> 00:21:57,191
Plumb hat.
622
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,191
- Oh my God.
623
00:21:59,031 --> 00:22:00,503
A Veggie Tale.
624
00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:02,170
It's very religious.
625
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,842
- This is the worst Veggie Tale.
626
00:22:03,842 --> 00:22:05,925
I've ever seen.
627
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,770
- Also, she describes
628
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,500
she describes cock a lot.
629
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:15,080
But also, when she refers to herself,
630
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,620
her own-
631
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:17,470
- Sex.
632
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,630
- Sex organs?
- Yeah.
633
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,870
- Yeah, she literally just
calls it, her "Wet se-"
634
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:23,607
This is a sentence,
635
00:22:23,607 --> 00:22:27,278
"Her wet sex riding his straining cock."
636
00:22:27,278 --> 00:22:28,111
- Eh.
637
00:22:28,111 --> 00:22:30,670
- I don't know why people
use the word sex so much
638
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:31,884
to describe it in these parts.
639
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,142
- This happens in other books.
- 'Cause it comes up a lot.
640
00:22:33,142 --> 00:22:34,322
- Yeah.
641
00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,155
- "Her wet sex."
- I wonder if pussy
642
00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:36,910
and cunt is considered vulgar.
643
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,670
And sex is still sexy but not
644
00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:40,503
Right.
645
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:41,740
- Like what else would you call it?
646
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,909
What other word,
647
00:22:42,909 --> 00:22:43,742
there's vagina.
- Poonani.
648
00:22:43,742 --> 00:22:44,575
- There's a part where she-
649
00:22:44,575 --> 00:22:46,937
- My Poonani.
- Poonani?
650
00:22:46,937 --> 00:22:48,950
- My poonani was sopping.
651
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,920
- There's a part where she wonders
652
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,820
if he'll call it her-
- What he likes it.
653
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,060
- Will he call it pussy or cunt?
654
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,760
But then we never answer that.
655
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,970
- No he doesn't refer to it at all.
656
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,543
- He check off's gun, yeah.
657
00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:06,630
We never unleashed whether he would call-
658
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:07,800
- Check off's cock.
659
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,113
- Check off's pussy, yeah.
660
00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:12,382
- Oh my God.
- Why does your cock strain?
661
00:23:12,382 --> 00:23:13,215
Is it reaching for something?
662
00:23:13,215 --> 00:23:14,683
- Maybe he's really old.
663
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,400
- Maybe he's real
dehydrated and that's why
664
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,825
it looks so -
- Oh, see the oils.
665
00:23:20,825 --> 00:23:22,460
The oils.
666
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,610
It all comes back to oils.
667
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,786
- Now it makes sense.
668
00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:25,619
See the book is deeper
669
00:23:25,619 --> 00:23:26,586
than you guys are.
- The book does makes sense.
670
00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:28,220
- It is, yeah, we just gotta think.
671
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,780
- This is also something kinda
to touch on what Raph said.
672
00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:34,430
Because she's describing
her vagina as her "sex".
673
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:36,570
Did you guys notice the narration shift?
674
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:37,970
- Yes.
- It shifted a lot
675
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:40,010
between perspectives between,
676
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:42,450
at first it was a lot of
Ashleigh and then it kind of
677
00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:45,606
shifted to Reinn for most
of the rest of the book.
678
00:23:45,606 --> 00:23:46,439
- Yeah.
679
00:23:46,439 --> 00:23:48,270
- Oh I thought the POV
switched back and forth,
680
00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:50,210
which I liked because it
681
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,620
tripled, quadrupled confirmed consent.
682
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,453
- Yes.
683
00:23:54,453 --> 00:23:55,780
- And I was like, "All
books should do this."
684
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:56,613
- Yes.
- We should hear
685
00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:58,210
how both parties and thinking and feeling
686
00:23:58,210 --> 00:23:59,280
about this at all times.
687
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,113
- Yeah.
688
00:24:00,113 --> 00:24:01,084
- It made me so much more into it.
689
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:01,917
- Yes.
690
00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:05,430
- The only part that was creepy
for me, is in chapter six,
691
00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:06,263
where it's-
692
00:24:06,263 --> 00:24:07,491
- When the ghost came?
693
00:24:07,491 --> 00:24:09,941
- No, I was cool with the
ghost, ghosts are cool.
694
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,393
But at the beginning of
chapter six, it says,
695
00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:20,610
"Reinn watched Ashleigh sleep
for hours before ducking out."
696
00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:21,443
- Yeah.
697
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,275
- The ducking out is very funny.
698
00:24:24,275 --> 00:24:25,410
- He's huge.
699
00:24:25,410 --> 00:24:27,841
- How long do you watch women sleep for?
700
00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:29,507
Hours.
701
00:24:29,507 --> 00:24:30,340
- Hours, days.
702
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,884
And then I duck out.
703
00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:32,717
- And then I duck.
- She's sick.
704
00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:35,420
- Yeah, she's sick,
she's sleeping forever.
705
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,270
- Raph, how much-
706
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,430
- What could she have been
doing that would've kept
707
00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:40,170
his attention for hours?
708
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,050
- Just seeing those boobies go up and down
709
00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:42,883
when she's breathing.
710
00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:45,720
- He did talk about how
he wanted to grab her boob
711
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,100
when she was sleeping and
then, I'm skipping to the end,
712
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,610
and he was like, "Maybe I shouldn't."
713
00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:54,007
And then she, in her sleep,
was like, "I wanna go
714
00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:55,917
"in a hot tub."
715
00:24:57,925 --> 00:25:00,666
- He was like, "Oh, okay."
716
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,925
- I wanna go in a hot tub.
717
00:25:03,925 --> 00:25:05,870
- I wanna go in a hot tub.
718
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:08,240
- I did forget to mention
one thing about the feast,
719
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,340
there is a voyeuristic element as well.
720
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,600
So after the kiss, they go
back in and their watching
721
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,640
everybody do it.
722
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,970
He's kinda behind her and there's a bit of
723
00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:16,990
- Oh cock play.
724
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:19,900
- Feeling his penis on her butt.
725
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,733
- Right, right.
- Which I like,
726
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:23,563
I always like stuff like
that, a little pokey pokey.
727
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:28,600
And he can sense that they're
both getting off on watching,
728
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,000
which I was also into that.
729
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,560
I liked it.
- Yeah.
730
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:33,960
- How'd everybody else feel?
731
00:25:36,592 --> 00:25:37,833
- About that thing?
- Like voyeuristic stuff.
732
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:41,320
- Yeah, I'm okay by it, I liked it.
733
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,828
It's nice that they did it together.
734
00:25:43,828 --> 00:25:45,503
- It didn't bother me.
735
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:49,973
Yeah, I thought it was fine.
736
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:53,374
It didn't do anything for me, if that's
737
00:25:53,374 --> 00:25:55,440
what you're wondering.
- It doesn't yeah,
738
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,608
I didn't need it.
739
00:25:56,608 --> 00:25:58,610
- I think it's nice plot wise,
but yeah, a lot of this book
740
00:25:58,610 --> 00:26:00,770
ended up not doing as
much for me as I thought.
741
00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,070
- It's doin' it for me.
742
00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:03,200
- Yeah, the furs.
743
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,788
- The furs, the watching.
- Look, Jess, oh my God,
744
00:26:05,788 --> 00:26:07,428
watch out.
- Whooo!
745
00:26:07,428 --> 00:26:09,043
- Furs I get.
746
00:26:09,043 --> 00:26:11,090
The furs I understand.
747
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:13,418
- Everybody wants to be
wrapped in fur when they come.
748
00:26:13,418 --> 00:26:14,251
- Yeah.
749
00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:15,979
- And then you gotta get
750
00:26:15,979 --> 00:26:16,812
a new fur.
- Well it is a fuzzy blanket
751
00:26:16,812 --> 00:26:17,657
that I have too.
752
00:26:19,241 --> 00:26:22,210
It's this blue blanket I got
at Marshalls that I just love.
753
00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:24,200
- Is it the Berkshire blankets?
754
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,800
The really fluffy ones?
755
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,830
- I think so.
756
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,379
- Yeah, I get it.
757
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:29,212
- Yeah.
758
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,475
- You should tell Marshalls.
759
00:26:30,475 --> 00:26:31,308
You should be like,
760
00:26:31,308 --> 00:26:32,141
- I came in this.
761
00:26:32,141 --> 00:26:34,250
- "Your blanket really enhances my sex."
762
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,720
- Yeah, I came in this almost instantly.
763
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,208
Five stars.
764
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:40,557
- It just felt so good.
765
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,230
- Put it in a Target
review, or Marshalls review.
766
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:46,640
- All right, she gets her gifts.
767
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,030
Then he visits her in the night one night.
768
00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,540
There's more back and
forth, do-they-don't-they,
769
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:53,160
we don't even have to get into that.
770
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,410
But our first kind of sex
moment happens, chapter seven,
771
00:26:57,410 --> 00:27:00,190
when he visits her in the night.
772
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:01,620
- Yeah.
773
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:06,380
- And he's already proposed,
professed his love, well,
774
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,213
- Yeah.
775
00:27:07,213 --> 00:27:08,050
- Basically, yeah.
776
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:10,230
- They have it bad for
each other, instantly.
777
00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:11,420
It's love at first sight.
778
00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:12,253
Right.
779
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:14,199
Purely carnal.
- And he goes in
780
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,937
and he's like, "I want
this, you want this,
781
00:27:15,937 --> 00:27:18,430
"but we can't do this until
we've figured out what it is."
782
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:22,245
And she's like, "Well I have
my job, so this can't happen."
783
00:27:22,245 --> 00:27:23,078
- Yeah.
784
00:27:23,078 --> 00:27:25,010
- And he picks her up
and tucks her into bed.
785
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:25,843
- Yes.
786
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:30,500
And then the start fooling
around, and then he fingers her,
787
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,590
and eats her out.
788
00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:32,987
- Yes.
789
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,180
- "Sucking and fucking with his mouth."
790
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,013
- Yes.
791
00:27:36,013 --> 00:27:36,846
- Which I thought was funny.
792
00:27:36,846 --> 00:27:38,353
It's a little Dr. Seuss-y.
793
00:27:39,768 --> 00:27:41,110
- Yeah, that old Dr. Seuss book.
794
00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:42,523
- Sucking and fucking.
795
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,280
- Really reminds me of some of the Seuss's
796
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,723
early erotic works.
797
00:27:49,130 --> 00:27:50,493
- I bet you it exists.
798
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,463
- Then you adjust your glasses.
799
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,880
- What do we think about this scene?
800
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,630
- I thought it was nice.
801
00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:04,056
- Just a nice little appetizer.
802
00:28:04,056 --> 00:28:06,246
One word: Finally.
803
00:28:08,610 --> 00:28:12,460
- It was a bit, like,
yeah, let's just get to it.
804
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,500
Yeah, let's
just get down and dirty.
805
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,333
- Yeah.
806
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:16,166
- At this point.
807
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:19,050
- I was surprised that they
didn't have, that they didn't
808
00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:20,296
fuck at this part.
809
00:28:20,296 --> 00:28:21,170
- I know.
- Yeah.
810
00:28:21,170 --> 00:28:22,003
- Have sex at this part.
811
00:28:22,003 --> 00:28:24,270
- I did appreciate that
he went down on her.
812
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:25,103
- Oh I loved that.
813
00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:26,263
- That was nice.
814
00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:30,370
Isn't this also where we
start talking about his smell
815
00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:31,910
and she talks about how he smells.
816
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:32,743
- That's a little bit
- Or is that earlier?
817
00:28:32,743 --> 00:28:34,220
- Wait, is this chapter seven?
818
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,390
- Yes.
- They talk about that
819
00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,120
in chapter seven.
I did make a note when,
820
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,070
the moment I knew this
821
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:40,400
was definitely written by a
woman, was when she described
822
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,806
him as smelling like melted
sugar and something else.
823
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,180
- And like soap.
- And I was like, oh, spices.
824
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,013
- Yeah, it's spices.
825
00:28:47,013 --> 00:28:48,340
- I was like, "Hmmm."
826
00:28:49,673 --> 00:28:51,980
- Like a nice spicy creme brulee.
827
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,750
- Yeah, yums.
828
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:57,710
Spicy wet sugar or something.
829
00:28:57,710 --> 00:28:59,520
- He does it at the end of this as well
830
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,300
sing to her in Danish.
831
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,770
Could you imagine being in a giant bed
832
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:07,803
and a man three times the
size of you, tucks you in,
833
00:29:07,803 --> 00:29:09,871
eats you out and sings Danish to you?
834
00:29:09,871 --> 00:29:10,704
Are you saying
835
00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:11,537
that's in good way?
- Yeah, I've been to
836
00:29:11,537 --> 00:29:12,370
an Ikea Jess.
837
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,293
Yeah, I can
838
00:29:14,293 --> 00:29:15,265
imagine it.
- That's why they stopped
839
00:29:15,265 --> 00:29:16,780
letting people sleep over night there.
840
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:20,420
- Now imagine all that
plus a fuzzy blanket.
841
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:22,763
Yeah, oh my
God, coming for days.
842
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,780
- So that happens, there's supposed to go
843
00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:27,740
on their big mission.
844
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:31,080
So there's different places
where the diplomats can go.
845
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:35,290
They can go to this awesome
place that they describe
846
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:39,140
in detail with dragons, that
everybody wants to go to.
847
00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:40,963
Or there's potato land.
848
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,680
Which is his favorite part of
town, where people just farm.
849
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,940
Guess where we go?
850
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:48,787
We go up to potato land.
- The farm.
851
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:49,620
- Gotta get that farmin' in.
852
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,770
To the "Artisan
Flats" it's called.
853
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:54,760
- He dips out and he
ignores her for a bit.
854
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,070
- Yeah, five days.
- The Artisan Flats,
855
00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,650
did you remember the name of it?
856
00:29:57,650 --> 00:29:59,830
- Yeah, they say it like 15 times.
857
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:02,023
- Okay, Andrew, I didn't
remember either at all.
858
00:30:02,023 --> 00:30:02,856
- This is what
859
00:30:02,856 --> 00:30:04,050
I'm talking about.
- They say it so many times.
860
00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:04,883
- You love this book.
861
00:30:04,883 --> 00:30:05,860
- It was so weird, I thought it was just
862
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:07,587
such a strange name, I was
like, "Why is it called
863
00:30:07,587 --> 00:30:08,510
"the Artisan Flats?"
864
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:09,560
I thought they would explain.
865
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,894
- Because the potatoes are artisanal.
866
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,230
Ohhhh.
867
00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:15,350
- This is artisanal space potato.
868
00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:17,720
They just call it potato.
869
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,040
- I guess I was too
distracted by how horny
870
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:20,890
the book made me.
871
00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:25,210
- Did you like that
they have unicorns that
872
00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:27,440
run people around but they're
called "pink donkeys"?
873
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,410
- They're called donkeys.
874
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,243
- Yeah.
875
00:30:29,243 --> 00:30:30,076
I thought that was funny.
876
00:30:30,076 --> 00:30:31,271
- It's cute.
- It's so weird.
877
00:30:31,271 --> 00:30:32,230
- I thought just call 'em unicorns.
878
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,710
If you want there to be
unicorns, just fucking say
879
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:35,610
that there's unicorns.
880
00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:39,561
- It's a joke because vikings
wouldn't call unicorns,
881
00:30:39,561 --> 00:30:40,625
cause they're tough.
- How do you know?
882
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:41,585
Why wouldn't they call-
883
00:30:41,585 --> 00:30:43,585
- They were called pink
donkeys 'cause they're strong.
884
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:44,905
Yeah.
885
00:30:44,905 --> 00:30:45,738
Boys call them
886
00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:46,571
pink donkeys.
- Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot.
887
00:30:46,571 --> 00:30:49,020
- Boys call them pink donkeys,
girls call them unicorns.
888
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,050
- That comes up a lot too.
889
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:55,313
The thing of him, I think she likes it,
890
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:58,390
like she calls him sweet at one point.
891
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,980
And he's like, "Don't call
me sweet, I'm not sweet."
892
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:01,813
- Yeah.
893
00:31:01,813 --> 00:31:03,790
- But she gets a real kick
out of it, I feel like.
894
00:31:03,790 --> 00:31:04,946
Or the author-
895
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:05,779
- They tease each other.
896
00:31:05,779 --> 00:31:07,340
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
897
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:10,660
- Yeah, they do have
weird gender role-type-
898
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,680
- Yeah, I don't like that
there's never mention
899
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,927
of homosexuality on this plant.
900
00:31:14,927 --> 00:31:17,870
It's like a man is with
a woman and like, yeah.
901
00:31:17,870 --> 00:31:19,940
- Even in all the group
sex that this planet has.
902
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:21,003
- Yeah, yeah.
903
00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:24,450
All the oils that the women
were rubbing on each other,
904
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,700
was just for the men.
905
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,836
- Yes.
906
00:31:26,836 --> 00:31:28,640
- I mean, if two big viking
women were going at it,
907
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,083
I would just love that.
908
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:30,916
- Yeah.
- And they were just
909
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,886
doing it for the love of wanting to do it.
910
00:31:32,886 --> 00:31:33,890
- Yeah.
- Right.
911
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:35,550
- That would've been magic.
912
00:31:35,550 --> 00:31:36,887
- That is a Vikings Peace.
913
00:31:36,887 --> 00:31:37,720
- Now that is a viking's peace.
914
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,213
P-I-E-C-E.
915
00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:45,430
She goes early, Reinn dips out.
916
00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:46,620
She wakes up, he's not there.
917
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:50,150
She's kinda pissed off, what happened?
918
00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:51,760
She goes to go on her mission, she thinks
919
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,593
they're going together.
920
00:31:52,593 --> 00:31:53,426
He's not there.
921
00:31:53,426 --> 00:31:54,410
She's pissed off again.
922
00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:56,760
She goes to artisan potato land.
923
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,820
- And she picks vegetables.
924
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,780
- And she picks vegetables
and wears viking clothes.
925
00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:03,060
He shows up late because he
had a meeting with his dad
926
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:07,420
where the surveillance footage
from the night of the party
927
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:08,670
shows that they kissed.
928
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:09,503
- Yeah
929
00:32:09,503 --> 00:32:12,190
- And we think this is going
to be where we start to
930
00:32:12,190 --> 00:32:16,470
escalate plot-wise but the
dad doesn't seem to care.
931
00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:17,620
It's not a big deal.
932
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,453
- Yeah, no.
933
00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:20,210
- And then he goes to potato land.
934
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:23,106
- There's no down side
for Reinn in this at all.
935
00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:26,240
- Yeah.
936
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,310
- There's a whole thing
like, their relationship is
937
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:30,980
it's taboo and it's forbidden.
938
00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:32,200
But not for him.
939
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,033
- Yeah.
940
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,480
- Like the worst thing
that'll happen to him
941
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,960
is somebody ribs him a little about it.
942
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,760
Which happens, he's like, his
dad gives him a little shit
943
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,819
but then he doesn't care.
944
00:32:40,819 --> 00:32:41,850
- Yeah.
- Right.
945
00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:44,360
- There's no, and he's divorced anyway.
946
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,595
There's no drawback whatsoever.
947
00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:47,755
- And it's not even that
948
00:32:47,755 --> 00:32:48,630
- For him.
- he wouldn't be king.
949
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:49,870
And he doesn't wanna be king.
950
00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:50,780
- Yeah.
951
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,890
- Sort of like she doesn't
really give a shit about her job.
952
00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:54,723
- Yeah.
953
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,780
- That's the only stake for
her is that, it's frowned upon
954
00:32:56,780 --> 00:33:00,560
at her job that she could
take or leave anyway.
955
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,400
- And in the beginning
she was all about her job,
956
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,880
which I was a little bummed
about towards the end part
957
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,713
where it seem
- That she just
958
00:33:07,713 --> 00:33:09,600
gives up on it, yeah.
- Yeah.
959
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,630
- You can have both.
960
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:12,157
Why can't you have a viking husband and
961
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,530
still be a diplomat?
- Even in space
962
00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:15,020
women can't have it all.
963
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,077
- Yeah.
964
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,330
- But she still could have.
965
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:18,590
- No Raph.
- 'Cause even her boss.
966
00:33:18,590 --> 00:33:20,047
- The forces were too strong.
967
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,570
- Even her boss, like you
said, it was just frowned upon.
968
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:28,931
So he scolded her a little
bit but then that was it.
969
00:33:28,931 --> 00:33:30,927
And then he went to the guy,
he went to Reinn and was like,
970
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:35,737
"You better not hurt her, I'll
bang your kneecaps together."
971
00:33:39,110 --> 00:33:41,520
- He shows up and he's all mad that she's
972
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,007
fucking this viking but then she's like,
973
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,400
"But wait, it's serious."
974
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,560
And he's like, "Oh, sorry."
975
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,217
Right, yeah.
976
00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:48,050
He immediately recoils.
977
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:48,883
- Oh, okay.
978
00:33:48,883 --> 00:33:50,560
- Oh well that's fine then.
979
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,250
- Well they meet up and
they, it's more and more
980
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,410
back and forth, back and forth.
981
00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,330
Even though they've already fingered.
982
00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:57,970
We don't need this anymore.
983
00:33:57,970 --> 00:33:58,803
- Yeah.
984
00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:01,000
- They finally get to it.
985
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,780
They're kind of overcome with
passions on the staircase
986
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:07,730
of this house that she's staying
at when he gets into town.
987
00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:11,180
And instead of just really
giving it to her there,
988
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:13,810
they have to stop again
and then he picks her up
989
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:16,970
and brings her to the bed, made for sex,
990
00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:19,510
which is described as a
four post bed with curtains
991
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:21,244
like Ebeneezer Scrooge's.
992
00:34:21,244 --> 00:34:23,530
That's not a bed I wanna have sex in.
993
00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:25,033
It sounds dusty as hell.
994
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:27,770
And my allergies are so bad.
995
00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:28,603
- Yes.
996
00:34:28,603 --> 00:34:29,520
- Curtains on a bed?
997
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,360
That's where you sleep.
998
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,450
It's too much.
999
00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:34,923
- Well but the curtains
keep the light out.
1000
00:34:35,815 --> 00:34:37,319
- I don't like that.
- So it's completely dark.
1001
00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:38,410
- And the mosquitoes.
- I don't like that.
1002
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,960
- Because then you wake up in the morning,
1003
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,793
you already feel
1004
00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:41,714
like a zombie.
- I know, I know.
1005
00:34:41,714 --> 00:34:43,160
And you already feel like a
zombie 'cause you probably
1006
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,910
up late having sex or whatever."
1007
00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:47,400
- Right on your bed that was built for it.
1008
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,800
- My bed that was built for sex.
1009
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,010
- Oh, this is the bed built for sex.
1010
00:34:51,010 --> 00:34:53,037
This is the one for sleeping.
1011
00:34:54,207 --> 00:34:55,390
And this
is the one for eating.
1012
00:34:55,390 --> 00:34:57,333
- And this one is just right.
1013
00:34:58,311 --> 00:34:59,320
This is the one for sighing.
1014
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,873
- Yeah.
1015
00:35:00,873 --> 00:35:02,603
- This is the one for fainting.
1016
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:08,420
- At one point she does
describe having zero trouble
1017
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:11,810
producing enough saliva
when they were having sex,
1018
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:14,070
which I thought was gross.
1019
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,263
Has anyone had trouble producing it?
1020
00:35:16,263 --> 00:35:19,460
- I guess if you have a medical condition.
1021
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,293
Or if you're
1022
00:35:20,293 --> 00:35:21,126
really high.
- She's just trying
1023
00:35:21,126 --> 00:35:22,862
to alert the reader that she's not ill.
1024
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,933
- And I'm functioning at 100%.
1025
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,060
- Like Zoe York's friends
make fun of her for not being,
1026
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:33,010
for not being able to
produce enough saliva.
1027
00:35:33,010 --> 00:35:34,980
- Oh my God Zoe, how much
Saliva were you producing
1028
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,610
at that moment?
1029
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:38,577
- One guy was like, "Oh
God, you should've said
1030
00:35:38,577 --> 00:35:40,740
"it wasn't enough saliva."
1031
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,503
- Oh, your mouth's just
so dry and scratchy.
1032
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,370
It's like fucking 60 grit sandpaper.
1033
00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:48,870
- Maybe this also speaks
1034
00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:51,348
to the dryness of the planet,
1035
00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:52,585
yet again.
- With people, that's right.
1036
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:53,418
- Yeah.
- Yet again.
1037
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:55,480
- Is the planet described as being dry?
1038
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,440
- I don't think so.
1039
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,403
- No, but.
1040
00:35:57,403 --> 00:35:59,174
- There's clothes,
there's context clothes.
1041
00:35:59,174 --> 00:36:01,324
- We're getting a little
Sherlock, come on.
1042
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,010
Oils, galore.
1043
00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:07,020
- So these guys get to it.
1044
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,537
When she orgasms, she does say,
1045
00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:11,190
"I do love you, you crazy viking."
1046
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,076
Which I also thought was funny.
1047
00:36:13,076 --> 00:36:17,060
- You would never, that is like
1048
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:20,500
computer generated orgasm nonsense.
1049
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,370
- Yeah, it doesn't sound
like something that would
1050
00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:23,880
flow naturally out of your mouth.
1051
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,393
- Wow, I loved this time together, sir.
1052
00:36:28,262 --> 00:36:33,262
As you're coming.
1053
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,203
- Yeah, did we like the sex scene?
1054
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,393
- I thought it was fine.
1055
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,400
Obviously we've been making fun of it.
1056
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,970
There was the strange
descriptions of the organs
1057
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,690
that are used during sexual intercourse.
1058
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,040
- You mean the piano organ.
1059
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:55,540
Da da da
1060
00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:57,740
- I would call this sex scene forgettable.
1061
00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:59,090
It was fine but it was forgettable.
1062
00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:02,200
- I'll remember it forever
but maybe because I don't
1063
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,770
usually read books like this.
1064
00:37:03,770 --> 00:37:05,923
And I was reading this one the bus.
1065
00:37:07,710 --> 00:37:08,840
- It is all very forgettable.
1066
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,440
I'm having trouble even remembering.
1067
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,550
They seem like a perfectly nice couple,
1068
00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:14,930
I'm glad they're together.
1069
00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:15,763
- Yeah.
1070
00:37:16,913 --> 00:37:17,746
- But everything's kind of
- But it was weird stuff
1071
00:37:17,746 --> 00:37:19,500
like the neck.
1072
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,570
- His big neck?
1073
00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:21,538
- Yeah.
1074
00:37:21,538 --> 00:37:22,800
- Didn't she fall asleep into his neck.
1075
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,963
- Yeah, his large neck made
her want to see him naked.
1076
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,150
Because his neck was also naked.
1077
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,840
- Because if the neck's big.
1078
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,872
- Yeah, you got a big neck-
1079
00:37:33,872 --> 00:37:37,110
- And this goes back to
my Kronk philosophy of,
1080
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,343
I think he's Kronk.
1081
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:41,910
- But Kronk's tiny at the bottom.
1082
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:42,743
- True.
1083
00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:43,880
- Like John Cena.
- Well his leg's tiny legs.
1084
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:44,713
- Tiny legs.
1085
00:37:44,713 --> 00:37:48,120
- John Cena is smaller than you think.
1086
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,880
John Cena is my size.
1087
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,074
- He's 5'3".
- I'm not gonna
1088
00:37:52,074 --> 00:37:53,741
get into this again.
1089
00:37:54,788 --> 00:37:56,090
- And he weighs 113 lbs.
- Pre podcast we thought
1090
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:56,990
about John Cena.
1091
00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:59,760
- And how big he is, or small.
1092
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,760
One thing I did appreciate,
I think it's the sex scene.
1093
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,790
She talk about circling her clit.
1094
00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:06,590
And that felt realistic to me.
1095
00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:07,423
- Yeah.
1096
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,930
- That felt like, oh, a
woman wrote this, okay.
1097
00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:13,910
Penetrated sex is, ya know,
doesn't do it for everybody,
1098
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:16,592
or most people.
- I think my issue overall,
1099
00:38:16,592 --> 00:38:17,968
yeah, exactly.
1100
00:38:17,968 --> 00:38:21,090
But I think my issue overall was
1101
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:23,140
I guess it's too much romance.
1102
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:24,950
If you're someone who
likes romance, it's good.
1103
00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:26,950
And I liked the romance in the beginning.
1104
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:29,120
But then it becomes so
much at this point about
1105
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,940
proposals and will we
get married and won't
1106
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:33,210
and declarations of love.
1107
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,940
And I would've liked it so
much better if it just like,
1108
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,440
I went to Midgard and I
fucked this awesome dude,
1109
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,700
who was great.
1110
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,790
I went to Venice and I
had sex with this guy
1111
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:45,330
and it's such a wonderful
memory that I have.
1112
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:48,420
We just had a little fling
and then it was done.
1113
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:49,253
- Well maybe that's
1114
00:38:49,253 --> 00:38:50,280
what this is setting up.
- And it was perfect.
1115
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,640
- 'Cause I didn't realize that
this was part of a trilogy.
1116
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:58,240
So maybe this is setting,
maybe first comes love-
1117
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,043
- This is the Fellowship of the Ring.
1118
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:03,020
- Yeah, then they have
to take the ring too.
1119
00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:04,640
That's why they bring up the
dragons 'cause we're gonna
1120
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,532
see them later.
- That's why all of this is-
1121
00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:08,704
- Probably with the eagles at the end.
1122
00:39:08,704 --> 00:39:11,037
Just plucks them out of bed.
1123
00:39:12,663 --> 00:39:16,130
Yeah, I just wasn't in love
with all the romance I guess.
1124
00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:19,890
- I think romance in erotica
is hard because, when I watch
1125
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:23,470
a TV show, like a Riverdale, I
am invested in the characters
1126
00:39:23,470 --> 00:39:26,560
and that's why the romance
is really titillating to me.
1127
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,110
Whereas with this, with erotica,
especially short erotica,
1128
00:39:30,110 --> 00:39:31,937
you can't really be
invested enough to be like,
1129
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,197
"Oh my God, he got her flowers?"
1130
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,030
- Right.
1131
00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:36,540
- You're kinda like, can you just fuck?
1132
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,760
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1133
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,123
We all know we're here for.
1134
00:39:39,123 --> 00:39:41,170
- She got him a comb.
1135
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,340
- Yeah, sorry, a comb.
1136
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:43,173
- That's right.
1137
00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:46,390
I forgot that part.
1138
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,940
- Which is a traditional viking gift.
1139
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,390
- Yes.
- Definitely.
1140
00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,010
- So after they have been at this house
1141
00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:53,460
and doing it for awhile,
she goes to the market
1142
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:57,260
and buys him a comb
that, in viking culture,
1143
00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,750
as Andrew of course knows.
1144
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,583
- Yeah.
1145
00:40:00,870 --> 00:40:02,443
- Is a big symbol of love.
1146
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:05,930
What would someone have to
give you to be the equivalent?
1147
00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:06,763
- Oh yeah.
1148
00:40:06,763 --> 00:40:07,596
- What?
1149
00:40:07,596 --> 00:40:08,429
Oh, a comb.
1150
00:40:08,429 --> 00:40:09,262
- Of a comb.
1151
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,890
- A comb with pictures
of things I like on it.
1152
00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:15,756
- Oh cool, so like race cars.
1153
00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:18,878
- Yeah, like race cars, other combs.
1154
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,968
- Raph, what would
someone have to give you
1155
00:40:24,968 --> 00:40:26,353
that's the equivalent of a viking comb?
1156
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,400
Is it also a comb?
1157
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,545
- Well I need to get my muffler fixed.
1158
00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:36,803
- In my culture, getting
someone's muffler fixed.
1159
00:40:37,970 --> 00:40:39,343
- Are we ready for that?
1160
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,970
- I mean that's a huge step.
1161
00:40:41,970 --> 00:40:42,803
- Yeah.
1162
00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:44,807
- How 'bout you?
1163
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,310
- God that would be the
equivalent of a viking comb.
1164
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:52,550
Maybe like a gift card to somewhere.
1165
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,150
A Best Buy gift card.
1166
00:40:56,011 --> 00:40:57,350
- That would be really nice.
1167
00:40:57,350 --> 00:41:00,806
- Rekha, at Secret Santa, I'm sure you've
1168
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:03,066
gotten gift cares before.
1169
00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:03,899
And she's in love
1170
00:41:03,899 --> 00:41:05,059
with those coworkers.
- Raph, you gave me
1171
00:41:05,059 --> 00:41:06,581
the gift card last year.
1172
00:41:06,581 --> 00:41:09,461
- Oh no, yeah, that's right!
1173
00:41:09,461 --> 00:41:10,799
- Oh my God!
1174
00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,541
I didn't even realize.
1175
00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:13,374
- Oh my God.
- But you still
1176
00:41:13,374 --> 00:41:15,110
haven't used it.
- I have it.
1177
00:41:15,110 --> 00:41:17,210
- Well that's the will-they-or-won't-they.
1178
00:41:19,133 --> 00:41:20,383
- What about you Jessica?
1179
00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,443
- Dark chocolate covered pretzels.
1180
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,370
- Oh my God, Jess, they
have those at Crafty.
1181
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:30,450
- Ahhhh!
1182
00:41:32,015 --> 00:41:32,993
You guys love Jess!
1183
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:37,520
- That's why I love
coming to work so much.
1184
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,730
I feel so loved.
1185
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,330
- Why not a blanket?
1186
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,680
- I already have a
blanket, I don't need two.
1187
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,896
- Oh got it, right, right, right.
1188
00:41:43,896 --> 00:41:46,970
- Raph, think before you speak.
1189
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:50,250
- How extravagant do you think my life is?
1190
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,500
- If you had a second fuzzy
blanket, the orgasm would be
1191
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,152
far too intense.
1192
00:41:55,152 --> 00:41:56,024
- And I would explode.
1193
00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:59,310
- You might throw the second
moon of Midgard out of balance.
1194
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:02,376
Causing us all
to become way too light.
1195
00:42:02,376 --> 00:42:04,050
Or heavy, we don't know.
1196
00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:04,940
- We don't know.
1197
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,640
- You guys don't think that, when you see
1198
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,960
two moons in movies,
because in Interstellar,
1199
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,130
the moon is very close.
1200
00:42:11,130 --> 00:42:13,610
This is what it is, in
Interstellar the moon is very close
1201
00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,820
to the planet and it
makes the wave go very big
1202
00:42:15,820 --> 00:42:16,950
and very slow.
1203
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:20,730
And is it Anne Hathaway?
1204
00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:23,470
Someone lives a very
long time by themselves
1205
00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:24,732
on the ship.
1206
00:42:24,732 --> 00:42:25,850
- Doesn't Mark Whal- no.
1207
00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:27,400
Matt Damon.
1208
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,900
Matthew
McConaughey is in the movie.
1209
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:31,830
Matt Damon is also in the movie.
1210
00:42:31,830 --> 00:42:34,090
- Yeah he's the guy who
was on the planet forever.
1211
00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:36,040
This is a different planet.
1212
00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:40,950
- We're getting confirmation
that Jess is right.
1213
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:41,783
- I am right.
1214
00:42:42,670 --> 00:42:43,840
- We have our Interstellar
1215
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,850
expert here.
- Raph, you're wrong.
1216
00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:46,190
- Wait what are we talking about?
1217
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:47,054
- Raph, you're wrong.
1218
00:42:47,054 --> 00:42:47,910
The Martian.
1219
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,102
- No Matt Damon
- No Matt Damon
1220
00:42:49,102 --> 00:42:50,460
- is in Interstellar as well.
- Was in Interstellar,
1221
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,513
he was lost.
1222
00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:56,430
- It's Anne Hathaway, Matthew
McConaughey and then their
1223
00:42:56,430 --> 00:42:58,330
friend is in the ship.
1224
00:42:58,330 --> 00:43:00,720
They're only here for 10
minutes and then when they
1225
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:04,340
go back to the ship,
he's aged like 30 years.
1226
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,856
- Oh, I see what you, right,
- And he's like,
1227
00:43:05,856 --> 00:43:06,689
this is a different.
- "Where have you been?"
1228
00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:09,095
What a nightmare, that part
freaked me the fuck out.
1229
00:43:09,095 --> 00:43:10,650
- You were thinking of
the movie where Ice Cube
1230
00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:11,957
goes to Mars.
1231
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,620
- What one is that?
1232
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:14,670
- I forget.
1233
00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:16,360
Ghosts of Mars or something.
1234
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,193
- Is this for real?
1235
00:43:17,193 --> 00:43:19,360
- Yeah there's a movie
were Ice Cube goes to Mars
1236
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,438
and he has guns.
1237
00:43:20,438 --> 00:43:22,938
- Where's our Ice Cube expert?
1238
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:26,659
- We have a confirmation.
- Yay!
1239
00:43:26,659 --> 00:43:29,392
- Ice Cube goes to Mars with guns.
1240
00:43:29,392 --> 00:43:30,225
- Why?
1241
00:43:30,225 --> 00:43:31,058
- What?
1242
00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:31,891
- Why?
1243
00:43:31,891 --> 00:43:32,724
Why does Ice Cube?
1244
00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:34,088
- I didn't see it.
1245
00:43:34,088 --> 00:43:35,130
- How do you know?
1246
00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,070
- I remember the trailer.
1247
00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:38,670
- Why does he go to Mars?
1248
00:43:38,670 --> 00:43:40,320
With guns.
1249
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,153
- To shoot ghosts.
1250
00:43:41,153 --> 00:43:41,986
- Ghosts?
1251
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:43,810
- Well they're martian ghosts.
1252
00:43:43,810 --> 00:43:47,120
The moon is closer so you
can shoot 'em with guns.
1253
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,650
- There's a movie with Ice-T
where he goes to an island
1254
00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:52,200
to hunt a homeless person.
1255
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,080
- What?
- You guys know
1256
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:53,913
about that movie?
- No.
1257
00:43:53,913 --> 00:43:55,930
- You don't have to go
to an island to do that.
1258
00:43:55,930 --> 00:43:57,150
- Oh my God.
1259
00:43:57,150 --> 00:43:59,210
- There's a huge homeless problem.
1260
00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:01,460
- Oh my fucking God.
1261
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,640
- Moving on.
1262
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,533
- Moving on, back to Midgard.
1263
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,380
- Oh, another thing I
appreciated about the sex scene.
1264
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:12,210
She said, "I need to have a
quick wash up afterwards."
1265
00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:13,577
And that felt nice.
- Yes, yeah.
1266
00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:15,500
- And I was like, "Maybe
she's gonna pee or maybe she's
1267
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,567
"just gonna like wipe her hands
and her thighs and stuff."
1268
00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:21,007
- Yes, this brings up
the whole thing about,
1269
00:44:21,007 --> 00:44:24,257
"Oh we're gonna have sex
all day and all night
1270
00:44:24,257 --> 00:44:26,401
"and then all into the next day."
1271
00:44:26,401 --> 00:44:27,800
When are you gonna eat?
- Too much.
1272
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,310
- How are you gonna have
the strength for this?
1273
00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:32,920
And then, yeah, when
are you gonna wash up.
1274
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,300
When are you gonna drink water?
1275
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:36,200
When are you gonna hydrate?
1276
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,570
When are you gonna wash your sheets?
1277
00:44:38,570 --> 00:44:40,096
Or are you just doing this
- Wash the sheets?
1278
00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:42,630
- on places not built for sex?
1279
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,890
Did you just buy this bed for nothing?
1280
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:47,360
So you're gonna have sex
on the floor that was not
1281
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,509
built specifically for the
sex that you're supposed
1282
00:44:49,509 --> 00:44:50,342
to be having?
- Maybe that's why
1283
00:44:50,342 --> 00:44:51,500
they didn't have sex in the staircase.
1284
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,557
Because he's like, "These
steps were built for walking,
1285
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,601
"not for sex."
1286
00:44:55,601 --> 00:44:58,507
The stairs will
explode if we have sex on them.
1287
00:44:58,507 --> 00:45:00,475
The stairs will explode.
1288
00:45:02,313 --> 00:45:03,367
It's space, ya know?
1289
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,440
- Wait, I forgot, off of
the bedroom, there's a
1290
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,480
hot springs hot tub, which I just love.
1291
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,370
- Yeah, that is like-
1292
00:45:10,370 --> 00:45:12,560
- Wouldn't that be wonderful?
1293
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,760
- That's where you wash up.
1294
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,284
- No.
1295
00:45:15,284 --> 00:45:17,000
- That's where you wash up for the sex.
1296
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,260
- You can't wash in that.
1297
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,360
- Sure, hot tub kills everything.
1298
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,930
- No.
- Go bacteria.
1299
00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:24,010
- Name one person who's
ever gotten an infection
1300
00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:24,880
from a hot tub.
1301
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,450
- I got hot tub rash from a hot tub
1302
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:28,620
in Big Bear.
- Hot tub rash?
1303
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:29,960
- You know this.
1304
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,083
- I know all about it.
1305
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,560
- It was all over my body.
1306
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,393
It was terrible.
1307
00:45:34,393 --> 00:45:36,130
Please, for the love of
God, if you learn nothing,
1308
00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:39,010
do not wash yourself in a hot tub.
1309
00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:40,601
- Wait, did you wash yourself in it?
1310
00:45:40,601 --> 00:45:41,434
- No!
1311
00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:42,293
I sat in it!
1312
00:45:42,293 --> 00:45:46,437
- Sat in it, soaped myself up
and put shampoo in my hair.
1313
00:45:46,437 --> 00:45:49,140
- No, but you just don't
put any chemicals in it
1314
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:50,313
that don't belong.
1315
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,790
- Is it the chemicals?
- Just wash immediately after.
1316
00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:57,220
- It was, I think it was a dirty hot tub.
1317
00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:58,430
- Ew.
- Please practice
1318
00:45:58,430 --> 00:45:59,263
hot tub safety.
- It was at an Air B&B.
1319
00:45:59,263 --> 00:46:00,220
- All of us did.
1320
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:03,020
Nine people went into that
hot tub, eight came out
1321
00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:04,173
with hot tub rash.
1322
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,750
- Could the person who
did it, get it have-
1323
00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:08,650
- Maybe.
1324
00:46:10,770 --> 00:46:12,630
- I wasn't there.
- Think you need a rash.
1325
00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:13,463
- I think it was Raph.
1326
00:46:13,463 --> 00:46:14,700
- It was probably Raph.
1327
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:15,533
- Hot tub Raph.
- Raph, what did you do
1328
00:46:15,533 --> 00:46:16,366
in my hot tub?
1329
00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:20,850
So they go to the hot
tub, he fucks her mouth
1330
00:46:20,850 --> 00:46:21,820
with his tongue.
1331
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,387
Which I thought was disgusting.
1332
00:46:23,387 --> 00:46:26,000
- I don't like that either.
- That's not a nice kiss.
1333
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,280
- Tongue stuff, I don't know.
1334
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,255
I have a hard time getting
a good description of that
1335
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,088
in the book.
- And as they're
1336
00:46:32,088 --> 00:46:33,730
in the hot tub, she realizes that she
1337
00:46:33,730 --> 00:46:34,700
doesn't wanna have her job.
1338
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,820
She wants to get married
and this was the journey
1339
00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:38,120
that she wanted all along.
1340
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,240
Was to grind in a hot tub on this viking.
1341
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,610
Then we have our epilogue.
1342
00:46:42,610 --> 00:46:44,420
Nine. Months. Later.
1343
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,313
- So what do you think when
you hear nine months later?
1344
00:46:48,170 --> 00:46:49,003
Might happen.
1345
00:46:49,003 --> 00:46:51,900
- So I kinda flipped through it to see
1346
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,423
how many chapters there were.
1347
00:46:54,610 --> 00:46:56,810
And I saw the epilogue, it
said "Nine months later."
1348
00:46:56,810 --> 00:46:57,900
And I rolled my eyes.
1349
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:00,000
It's like, "Oh, they're
gonna have a baby."
1350
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,013
- Yeah.
1351
00:47:01,013 --> 00:47:02,163
- And then they didn't.
1352
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,320
- Correct.
1353
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,890
- Nine months later and she's pregnant.
1354
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:07,723
- She's pregnant.
1355
00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:09,390
- She just got pregnant.
- What a strange
1356
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:11,300
amount of time to choose.
1357
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,923
- Maybe it was meant to be fun.
1358
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,580
But that's not a great pay off.
1359
00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:20,570
- They mention birth
control a lot or not a lot
1360
00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:23,267
but they did make a point
to mention that earlier.
1361
00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:24,290
- That is true.
- Did that have something
1362
00:47:24,290 --> 00:47:25,250
to do with it?
1363
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:27,530
Does viking birth control
last for nine months?
1364
00:47:27,530 --> 00:47:30,833
- It's FedNat VUFU birth control.
1365
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:36,360
She says something about like,
oh, they're about to fuck
1366
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,720
and she's like, "It's fine,
it's fine, I just got my shot."
1367
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,180
Or something like that.
- Yes, oh yes.
1368
00:47:41,180 --> 00:47:43,960
- And it'll wear off just
at the time when we need it
1369
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,793
to wear off.
1370
00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:45,626
- Right.
1371
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,851
- They don't talk about birth
control a lot in these books.
1372
00:47:48,851 --> 00:47:49,731
- Yeah.
1373
00:47:49,731 --> 00:47:50,564
- So that was nice.
1374
00:47:50,564 --> 00:47:51,570
Yeah.
1375
00:47:51,570 --> 00:47:53,040
- Did you boys like that section?
1376
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,664
- Yeah it reminded me of all own fantasies
1377
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,589
where I have to justify why
nobody's getting pregnant
1378
00:47:59,589 --> 00:48:01,990
in my own fantasies.
1379
00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:03,420
- Oh my God.
1380
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:06,030
- Yeah, she's pregnant in the epilogue
1381
00:48:06,030 --> 00:48:08,070
and she's chopping vegetables.
1382
00:48:08,070 --> 00:48:08,903
- Yes.
1383
00:48:08,903 --> 00:48:10,700
- Which I was like-'
1384
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,283
- Waiting for Reinn to
come back from the city.
1385
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:17,120
They have friends over
and they make them leave.
1386
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,140
So that then they can do it on a table.
1387
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:19,973
- Yeah.
1388
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,640
- And they're talking,
just still about resources
1389
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,780
and what's a waste of money.
1390
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:27,780
I guess now they have
paparrazi-ish people around them.
1391
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:30,890
Because it's a bit scandalous
and she's with the king.
1392
00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:33,770
- But then Earth media is
going to hear about it later
1393
00:48:33,770 --> 00:48:35,810
this week or something?
1394
00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:37,977
They're just funny things
where I'm like, "Why are you
1395
00:48:37,977 --> 00:48:38,810
"teasing that?"
1396
00:48:38,810 --> 00:48:39,790
The book is over.
- Oh that's right,
1397
00:48:39,790 --> 00:48:41,807
he calls her work and is like,
1398
00:48:41,807 --> 00:48:44,250
"Could she get out of work
so we could be together?"
1399
00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:45,410
Without her knowing.
1400
00:48:45,410 --> 00:48:46,472
- Yeah.
- That's pretty fucked up.
1401
00:48:46,472 --> 00:48:48,260
- I don't like that, he's very possessive
1402
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:49,450
in weird ways.
- Andrew would you ever
1403
00:48:49,450 --> 00:48:50,840
call College Humor and do that,
1404
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,090
I will be so mad at you.
1405
00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:56,033
- I won't, I probably won't.
- Okay, good.
1406
00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:58,310
- Is that an accurate viking thing?
1407
00:48:58,310 --> 00:48:59,143
- Yeah.
1408
00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:02,257
- Like vikings call their
girlfriends out of work?
1409
00:49:02,257 --> 00:49:04,810
- Yeah, before vikings would go on a raid,
1410
00:49:04,810 --> 00:49:08,940
they would call up HR, of
all the women that they
1411
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,157
were gonna steal from
your the raid and be like,
1412
00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,289
"Is it okay?"
1413
00:49:12,289 --> 00:49:13,570
- Is it okay?
1414
00:49:13,570 --> 00:49:15,537
They're gonna miss some work.
1415
00:49:15,537 --> 00:49:17,850
- "She's gonna miss all her
work for the rest of her life."
1416
00:49:17,850 --> 00:49:18,683
- Yeah.
1417
00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:21,530
- Yeah, I guess so.
1418
00:49:21,530 --> 00:49:23,210
- Okay.
1419
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:25,280
- That was a weird detail.
1420
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,460
- Speaking of weird detail,
the last thing I highlighted
1421
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:31,907
from this book is her
commenting on Reinn and saying,
1422
00:49:31,907 --> 00:49:35,547
"His face is as placid
as that of his horse."
1423
00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:37,943
What?
1424
00:49:37,943 --> 00:49:38,776
- Placid?
1425
00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:39,790
As that as his horse?
- Yeah.
1426
00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:41,840
- So just like-
1427
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,736
- Blank and stupid.
1428
00:49:43,736 --> 00:49:44,587
- Horses are scary.
1429
00:49:44,587 --> 00:49:46,598
- And my dead-eyed boyfriend.
1430
00:49:46,598 --> 00:49:47,431
- Yeah.
1431
00:49:48,689 --> 00:49:49,670
- I thought that was really funny.
1432
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,340
- My big, stupid boyfriend.
1433
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:53,290
Who was only smart enough to eat grass.
1434
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,750
- Chew cud, eat grass, I feed
him little apples sometimes.
1435
00:49:57,750 --> 00:49:58,683
So dumb.
1436
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:01,878
- It rained a bit and he got scared.
1437
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,880
- You can't sneak up behind him.
1438
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,960
- Don't make loud noises
around my boyfriend.
1439
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,310
He'll kick you in the face.
1440
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,590
- Oh my goodness.
1441
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:15,990
Guys, that's the book.
1442
00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:17,907
That's A Viking's Peace.
1443
00:50:17,907 --> 00:50:18,740
- You know what?
1444
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:21,700
For my first erotic book, not bad.
1445
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,090
It was not bad.
1446
00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,340
- Yeah.
- It wasn't awful.
1447
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,543
- We do have a rating system.
1448
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,180
One is a drought
1449
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:33,223
and four is slide off your chair.
1450
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:35,450
So where do you fall?
1451
00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,020
Or no, five is slide off your chair.
1452
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:38,250
- Yeah.
1453
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,450
- Where do you fall within that?
1454
00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:42,263
And then give that number
maybe a little description.
1455
00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:47,070
- One is a drought?
1456
00:50:47,070 --> 00:50:48,790
- Is a drought.
1457
00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:51,545
- It'll be funny if Raph
comes in really hard
1458
00:50:51,545 --> 00:50:52,527
and it's like, "Five."
1459
00:50:53,670 --> 00:50:55,000
- Where are we at?
1460
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,040
- I'll say, I'll put it at,
because I have not so much
1461
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,040
else to compare it to,
I'll put it at a four.
1462
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,088
- Wow.
1463
00:51:04,088 --> 00:51:07,600
- Wow, so that's like
1464
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,570
a damp winter.
1465
00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:11,563
- I'm sufficiently wet.
1466
00:51:11,563 --> 00:51:12,753
- Yeah.
1467
00:51:12,753 --> 00:51:13,990
- I'm wet enough to get it done.
1468
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:17,590
- Raph is like a dryer's
broken, clothes just got out
1469
00:51:17,590 --> 00:51:18,740
of the washing machine.
1470
00:51:20,030 --> 00:51:21,980
- I worked up just enough saliva-
1471
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:22,813
- Yeah.
1472
00:51:23,984 --> 00:51:25,740
- He has no medical condition to speak of.
1473
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,130
- Oh my God.
1474
00:51:27,130 --> 00:51:29,763
- I worked up plenty of saliva, dad.
1475
00:51:32,936 --> 00:51:34,736
I didn't have any trouble this time.
1476
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:37,293
- Andrew?
1477
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,433
- I guess I'd put it at a two.
1478
00:51:42,553 --> 00:51:45,750
Just a little bit of moisture.
1479
00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:47,326
- Yeah.
1480
00:51:47,326 --> 00:51:48,159
- Oh, okay.
1481
00:51:48,159 --> 00:51:49,920
- Like sand that has
some water spilled on.
1482
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,119
- Yeah, if you
1483
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:51,952
dig deep enough.
- Oh, like Magic Sand.
1484
00:51:51,952 --> 00:51:52,785
- Like Squand.
1485
00:51:52,785 --> 00:51:54,046
- Squand.
You're Squand.
1486
00:51:54,046 --> 00:51:54,910
- Yeah, I'm squand.
1487
00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:55,743
- Okay.
1488
00:51:56,690 --> 00:51:58,023
- Enough of a description.
1489
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:05,180
Again, zero butt stuff in this book.
1490
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:06,340
Big disappointment.
1491
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,173
- Sure.
1492
00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:11,750
- I would've liked it a lot
more if it was switched around
1493
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,867
and it was like big
controlling lady vikings.
1494
00:52:14,867 --> 00:52:15,700
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1495
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,682
- And some little nerdy dude.
1496
00:52:17,682 --> 00:52:19,120
- Yeah.
- Very small,
1497
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,910
one third of the size man.
1498
00:52:20,910 --> 00:52:21,743
- Yeah.
1499
00:52:21,743 --> 00:52:22,820
- I would love that.
1500
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:23,990
- Yeah, I would've liked that a lot more.
1501
00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:24,983
I was also,
1502
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,908
I was concerned because it was like
1503
00:52:29,908 --> 00:52:32,463
big viking man, this small woman.
1504
00:52:32,463 --> 00:52:34,360
I was really concerned
that it was gonna get.
1505
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,890
- Yeah.
1506
00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:37,887
- Just for the direction
it might've taken.
1507
00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:39,076
- Yeah.
1508
00:52:39,076 --> 00:52:40,340
- I was relieved that that didn't happen.
1509
00:52:40,340 --> 00:52:41,173
- Yeah.
1510
00:52:41,173 --> 00:52:43,910
- But then I was also
disappointed that there weren't
1511
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:45,870
dominant ladies.
1512
00:52:45,870 --> 00:52:48,997
- It is a shame that dominant
women weren't in the book.
1513
00:52:48,997 --> 00:52:50,080
- Right.
- Yeah.
1514
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,370
- She does take control at points.
1515
00:52:53,370 --> 00:52:56,210
There's certain terms that
are used over and over again.
1516
00:52:56,210 --> 00:52:58,643
Possessive, control,
1517
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,670
cock.
1518
00:53:01,670 --> 00:53:02,890
Bottom
1519
00:53:02,890 --> 00:53:03,780
- Bottom
1520
00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:05,530
- He commands her to do stuff.
- Cock, bottom.
1521
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:06,730
- I've hit cock, bottom.
1522
00:53:08,202 --> 00:53:10,263
- Like when you have the
worst sex of your life.
1523
00:53:14,433 --> 00:53:15,433
- Oh my God.
1524
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:19,300
I'm a Giggle Queen today.
1525
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,760
- Rekha, what are you gonna rate it?
1526
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,070
- I think I'm gonna give it- ahhhh!
1527
00:53:25,070 --> 00:53:27,470
I think I'm gonna give it a two.
1528
00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:31,700
Because I think some
of the scenes were hot
1529
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:35,200
but I have come to realize
from reading the books we have,
1530
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,800
I am not into continuous sex scenes.
1531
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,550
Like one after the other, after the other.
1532
00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,780
And I hate all that Game of Thrones shit.
1533
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:45,933
So even the plot in between
was not great for me.
1534
00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:50,490
But the sex scenes were a little
fun and I appreciated them.
1535
00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:53,300
But I'm a little squandy about it.
1536
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,133
- Yeah.
1537
00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:57,800
We need to find one again that
is like, multiple different
1538
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,330
parties having sex that's
peppered throughout.
1539
00:54:00,330 --> 00:54:01,300
- Yeah.
I think it's nice.
1540
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,133
- Yeah.
1541
00:54:04,051 --> 00:54:08,400
- I was into it, I'm gonna
give it a three and a half.
1542
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,510
- Yeah, it's the first.
1543
00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:12,560
- Yeah, it was adjacent
enough to enough things
1544
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,393
that I like.
1545
00:54:13,393 --> 00:54:15,453
Everything was consensual.
1546
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:21,220
I got to visit Midgardian, the
world, which was wonderful.
1547
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:22,810
What a nice little trip.
1548
00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:23,800
- Yeah.
1549
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,020
- Free vacation for Jess.
- For a free vacation.
1550
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:30,853
I would just love to be,
aspects of the books,
1551
00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:36,510
like I like the viking
sex party, in my mind,
1552
00:54:36,510 --> 00:54:38,800
the time that I get to spend
in those little moments
1553
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,090
that maybe the book
didn't get enough into.
1554
00:54:41,090 --> 00:54:42,450
I thought it was a nice world.
1555
00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:44,720
Maybe not explored the way I would have.
1556
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,070
But that's why I have my own imagination.
1557
00:54:47,070 --> 00:54:47,903
- Yeah.
1558
00:54:47,903 --> 00:54:48,736
- Yeah.
1559
00:54:48,736 --> 00:54:50,170
- Way better than I
thought it was gonna be.
1560
00:54:50,170 --> 00:54:51,750
- I love hearing that.
- I thought it was gonna be
1561
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,440
utter trash garbage.
- Yeah.
1562
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,150
- Usually everybody's on the
same page but we are divided.
1563
00:54:57,150 --> 00:54:59,130
- We're pretty divided, yeah.
1564
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:00,280
Raph loved it.
1565
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,960
- Yeah.
- You pretty much loved it.
1566
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,410
Andrew and I are like, "Meh."
1567
00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:07,730
- I kept having to remind myself that
1568
00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:11,170
it wasn't written necessarily to be good.
1569
00:55:11,170 --> 00:55:12,568
- Right yeah.
1570
00:55:12,568 --> 00:55:13,520
- To be a good story.
- I think it was,
1571
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,010
that's where I think you're wrong.
1572
00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:16,140
I think this person-
1573
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,488
- If she wrote it to be
good, she did a really
1574
00:55:18,488 --> 00:55:20,451
piss poor job.
1575
00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:21,925
'Cause it's not a good story.
1576
00:55:21,925 --> 00:55:23,025
- No, no, we're sorry.
1577
00:55:24,052 --> 00:55:27,770
- It's like, you were
saying you hate all that
1578
00:55:27,770 --> 00:55:29,830
Game of Thrones shit and the plot.
1579
00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:32,250
And so because of that, 'cause
you don't like that stuff,
1580
00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:33,245
you didn't like it.
1581
00:55:33,245 --> 00:55:34,078
- Yeah.
1582
00:55:34,078 --> 00:55:36,320
- But I do like that stuff
and that's also why I didn't
1583
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,253
like the book.
1584
00:55:38,253 --> 00:55:42,624
The plot parts, the story
parts are so fucking boring.
1585
00:55:42,624 --> 00:55:45,355
- Yeah, now you know how
I feel when, this is like
1586
00:55:45,355 --> 00:55:48,680
my Lord of the Rings when I open it up.
1587
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:52,770
- Look at the cover, she has
a bow and arrow on the cover.
1588
00:55:52,770 --> 00:55:54,373
Never mentioned at all.
1589
00:55:54,373 --> 00:55:55,224
- Yeah.
1590
00:55:55,224 --> 00:55:56,485
- Yeah, there's really no fighting.
1591
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:57,318
- No, no fighting
- It's like,
1592
00:55:57,318 --> 00:56:00,117
how do you take vikings?
- 'Cause it's about peace.
1593
00:56:00,117 --> 00:56:02,850
It's a Viking's Peace.
1594
00:56:02,850 --> 00:56:04,100
How do the vikings live
1595
00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:04,933
in peace time?
- Damn.
1596
00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:08,094
Yeah but there's
never a state of war?
1597
00:56:08,094 --> 00:56:09,555
- Peace Andrew, peace.
1598
00:56:09,555 --> 00:56:12,823
- Because they're keeping the peace.
1599
00:56:12,823 --> 00:56:14,570
- This is not a slice of
life you get with this book,
1600
00:56:14,570 --> 00:56:16,500
you get the peace part, not the war.
1601
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,430
- Oh, okay.
1602
00:56:17,430 --> 00:56:20,330
And if you have a problem with
that, that's your problem.
1603
00:56:20,330 --> 00:56:21,163
- That's your problem.
1604
00:56:21,163 --> 00:56:22,580
- I guess it is my problem.
1605
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,040
- Yeah.
1606
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,850
- Well what's wrong with
me that caused me to
1607
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,073
not like this book?
1608
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,737
- At least you get it.
1609
00:56:32,193 --> 00:56:34,310
Will you read the
description of the author?
1610
00:56:34,310 --> 00:56:37,290
You shared it with me earlier
and I absolutely loved it.
1611
00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:38,123
Yeah.
1612
00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:41,310
- It's about Zoe York.
- About the author.
1613
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:45,290
Zoe York lives in London,
Ontario with her young family.
1614
00:56:45,290 --> 00:56:49,260
She's currently chugging
Americanos, wiping sticky fingers,
1615
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:52,603
and dreaming of heroes
in and out of uniform.
1616
00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:57,120
- So we had the question
of like, are they her kids
1617
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,589
sticky fingers,
- Sticky fingers?
1618
00:56:58,589 --> 00:57:00,960
are they her sticky fingers?
1619
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,160
I think that's nice.
1620
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,370
- Also, isn't that a thievery thing?
1621
00:57:05,370 --> 00:57:07,370
That's another way to
call somebody a thief?
1622
00:57:07,370 --> 00:57:08,203
- Yeah.
1623
00:57:08,203 --> 00:57:09,223
Sticky fingers?
1624
00:57:09,223 --> 00:57:10,850
- Whoo, what if she's a klepto?
1625
00:57:10,850 --> 00:57:12,110
Oh I would love that.
1626
00:57:12,110 --> 00:57:13,890
I'm wiping my sticky fingers
1627
00:57:13,890 --> 00:57:15,460
as a polite way to be like,
1628
00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:19,240
repenting for my theft, in prison.
1629
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,780
- Zoe York has that sticky
glove like from Home Alone 2.
1630
00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:25,240
She just shoves it into change jars.
1631
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,610
- Well the military thing is
interesting, 'cause there was
1632
00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:30,470
also an undercurrent of it
too that was a little bit
1633
00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:34,333
democrat, republican, military.
1634
00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:37,380
Did anybody else get that
vibe as they were reading it?
1635
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:39,620
- I never thought that
Reinn was a Republican.
1636
00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:40,453
- Yeah.
1637
00:57:40,453 --> 00:57:43,553
- No, but I got the man in
uniform, like military vibe.
1638
00:57:43,553 --> 00:57:45,512
- Yeah.
1639
00:57:45,512 --> 00:57:47,240
- Yeah, I feel like there was a lot of
1640
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,770
that kind of stuff in there.
1641
00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:51,393
Politics, bureaucracy.
1642
00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:53,460
Are we wrappin' up?
1643
00:57:54,978 --> 00:57:56,480
- Well Reinn, thank you for your service.
1644
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,527
- Yes, thank you.
1645
00:57:59,089 --> 00:58:00,760
Announce the next book.
1646
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,650
- Oh yes, thank you for listening.
1647
00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:06,480
If you are reading along with
us, I know some of you are.
1648
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,520
We had some people in the chat talking
1649
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,960
about Phantom's Liaison.
1650
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,980
They're love of Turtle.
1651
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:12,617
They seem to like it so
much more than we did,
1652
00:58:12,617 --> 00:58:13,980
and I'm glad.
1653
00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:17,550
If you guys had different
opinions, feel free to tell us.
1654
00:58:17,550 --> 00:58:21,580
Also, our next book is
recommended by someone in our
1655
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:24,300
discord channel, so it's a
great reason to subscribe
1656
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:25,330
to Drop Out.
1657
00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,230
'Cause you get to be a
part of the book club.
1658
00:58:27,230 --> 00:58:29,770
It is from the cutiepatootieist,
1659
00:58:29,770 --> 00:58:32,323
we will be reading Wet for Nessie.
1660
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,233
- Oh my God!
1661
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:36,950
- Recommended by cutiepatootiest.
1662
00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:39,680
I don't remember the author's
name and it's a little hard
1663
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,740
to find on Amazon.
1664
00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:43,930
I Google searched it and then it came up.
1665
00:58:43,930 --> 00:58:46,350
There's an attractive woman on the cover,
1666
00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:48,420
surrounded by greenery, we can post it
1667
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,990
in the discord as well.
1668
00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:52,720
Again, that's Wet for
Nessie, thank you so much
1669
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,553
cutiepatootie.
1670
00:58:53,553 --> 00:58:55,343
Yes, I read a little
bit of the description.
1671
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,760
Three girls are on some type of vacation,
1672
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,079
they go to Scotland, as
young girls do, to get wild.
1673
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:07,920
And they have sex with
the Loch Ness Monster,
1674
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,200
under the sea.
- They not only found her.
1675
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,033
- Yes.
1676
00:59:11,033 --> 00:59:12,027
- They fucked her.
1677
00:59:12,027 --> 00:59:13,420
- And I cannot wait.
1678
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:14,870
I'm very excited for this one.
1679
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:15,703
- I am.
1680
00:59:15,703 --> 00:59:18,530
- I'm Scottish, so it's
gonna be very exciting for me
1681
00:59:18,530 --> 00:59:19,790
to get back to my roots.
- I'm not,
1682
00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:21,573
so I won't relate to this.
1683
00:59:23,175 --> 00:59:24,480
- And we're so excited for it.
1684
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,290
Thank you so much for listening.
1685
00:59:26,290 --> 00:59:27,680
Yeah, have a great day.
1686
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,930
Have a sexy day!
1687
00:59:28,930 --> 00:59:30,100
- Have a sexy day!
1688
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,405
- Have a sexy day.
1689
00:59:31,405 --> 00:59:32,655
- Have a sexy day.
1690
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:39,655
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