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- That bass is nice.
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- Ooh.
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- Hello everyone and
welcome to Erotic Book Club,
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one of CollegeHumor's new Vodcast series.
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I am your host, Jessica
Ross, and my co host
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Rekha Shankar.
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- Thank you so much for being here!
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The Erotic Book Club is
exactly what it sounds like.
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It's a book club where
we read erotic novels.
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Today, we have some wonderful
guests in our book club.
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We have Miss Kat Palardy.
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- Mm, hey.
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- And Grant O'Brien.
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- Mm, hello.
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- Very sexy.
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- So sexy.
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Jesus.
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- I'm sure you're wondering why
we're all so sexy and horny.
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It's because this week we read
the Bound by Secrecy Series
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by Kenzie Haven.
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It is a free book on Amazon.
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Anyone could get it.
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Well, the first one's free.
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It's one of three parts.
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The first book is Bound By My Stepbrother.
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The second, Topped By My Stepbrother,
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and the third, Teased By My Stepbrother.
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- That's not the only reason I'm horny.
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- Why else are you horny?
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- I don't know. That's just--
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Grant, what happened today?
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Grant?
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- I mean, I don't need like a reason.
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Is it all the
little crabs on your shirt?
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- Yeah, I've got--
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Listen, if you're a
subscriber, you're gonna see
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a real killer sexy shirt that I have.
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- Yeah.
- Bunch of crabs all over it.
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I think crabs are sexy
and we can explore that
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real deep if we want to.
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They're red...
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- No, honestly, this chair
is sort of like enveloping me
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right now.
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Yeah.
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- It's sort of like giving me a big hug.
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I think the chair is making me horny?
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- For those of you just listening,
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our chairs are very soft--
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- And fluffy, sort of four
pronged little scoops.
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They shaped like scoops!
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Debate us.
- Basically, if you were
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to relax, you would
completely fall asleep.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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I think they're somewhat vaginal.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, there's a certain...
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Yeah.
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- This would be in a room
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in one of our characters' mansions.
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- Yes, let's introduce our characters.
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In the first book,
Bound By My Stepbrother,
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the series is about a woman named Ronnie.
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She's 24.
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She owns five antique shops.
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Not much else is said about her
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and she is going on a family reunion.
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Her mother and stepfather
are bringing the whole family
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to Cancun and there is her stepbrother
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who she's bound, taught, and teased by,
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as we learn, named Chris.
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Yes.
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- Yes.
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And he is a billionaire.
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- Yes, he is a tech billionaire.
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That's so hot.
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- Yeah.
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- Is it?
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- It depends.
- There's nothing
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hotter than a libertarian
sociopath tech billionaire.
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Oh my god, the hottest man
in the world, Elon Musk.
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- Ew.
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Ew.
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- When I was reading it, I
think I mentioned this earlier,
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but I couldn't get--
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I'm watching a lot of Shark Tank lately,
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so in my mind it was a young Mark Cuban,
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which I wasn't--
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- Oh, ew.
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- I didn't enjoy it, but it
was just what was in my mind.
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- They don't give you many details
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about these characters in this book.
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- I think in the way that
books try to make you feel
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like you could be the main character,
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but too much.
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They left too much to the imagination.
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I know nothing about either of them.
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- I know what their
bodies look like kind of.
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The only thing I know about Ronnie's body
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is that she has curves
in all the right places.
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Yes.
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- I don't know what
color Ronnie's hair is.
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
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- You know, I'll admit it.
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I'm Kat, here.
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I did not read this book.
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- Oh, okay, yes.
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- As in every book club, there's someone
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who didn't read the book.
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Today it is Kat.
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- Yeah.
- Yes, so Kat,
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for reference, Ronnie
mentions at one point.
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The way she gets into what
her body looks like now
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and saying she has curves
in all the right places
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is prefacing it by saying
that she used to be
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an awkward teen that was just developing
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and masturbating to her stepbrother
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and that was embarrassing.
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Haven't we all?
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- But now puberty hit, she's older,
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all the curves have transferred themselves
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to the right places.
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- Okay.
- Yes, and while we're talking
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about masturbating to her stepbrother,
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at one point she was caught
by him in the shower.
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Yes.
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- We learn this early on in the book.
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- And then he kept teasing
her for it for years.
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I've seen your body before.
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- That's so crazy!
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- They're very creepy together.
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They're really gross.
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- I am curious before we
even get into the book.
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How do people feel about
the stepbrother, stepsister
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hot or not?
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Were people excited when they heard
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that this was the assignment?
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- I find that making--
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I had a suspicion.
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Is the idea that they
are related by stephood,
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is that going to be a conflict
that is necessary to the book
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and the answer is no.
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They didn't have to
be stepbrother and stepsister.
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- Absolutely did not.
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If it was like...
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I'm not saying that it
should be a family affair,
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but if it was purely the
only conflict in the book,
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'cause there's a whole BDSM plotline
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that could have just been the thing.
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- That's the book.
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- Well I think for me the book felt
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like someone read 50 Shades of Gray
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and went why weren't they related?
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Yes, completely!
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That was what was missing.
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- 'Cause some parts of it are exactly
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from the 50 Shades of Gray.
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I don't know how familiar you
guys are with the franchise.
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I took a road trip to Chicago once.
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This is what kind of
got me into erotic books
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and we listened to it on audio book
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with a bunch of girlfriends
and in the beginning
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I was like I hate this, this is so dumb,
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and by the end of it, like six hours in,
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everyone else was done with the book
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and I was like we need to keep listening.
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I need to know what happens
in these email exchanges.
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Oh my god.
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- There's a concept in,
I don't know, Psychology?
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That I'm going to half
remember from some article.
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But about kids that grow up together,
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there's some block that you have
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about being attracted to each other.
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It's the reason people don't like grow up
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and find themselves attracted
to their sister or something.
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There's some like psychological concept
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they seem to have missed.
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They seem to just have
not have gotten that
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'cause if they were living
together when they were 16,
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they were young.
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They were young kids when they met,
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so even though they're
stepbrother and stepsister,
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they grew up together.
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Like it's a mess.
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- They do mention often in the book
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how they are related by blood and DNA--
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Wait, they aren't, they are not.
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- No, no, they're not related by blood.
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They are not related by
blood, not related by DNA,
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they make that very clear,
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but they also--
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he continuously calls her sis.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Yeah, even after they've
been together multiple times,
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it's like sis, it's time to go
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and then it's like you two are nasty,
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- you like this part of it.
- That's fucking wild.
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- It's so unnecessary
and they even to refer
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to their mom and dad and
stuff like that and like ugh.
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- But see how nervous that
makes you even hearing sister?
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Because it's naughty.
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- But it's naughty in a way
that dries me like a desert.
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- Well, we're different then, aren't we?
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I don't wanna shame anybody.
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If anyone thinks--
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I mean, clearly there's
a whole genre of this
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and there are hot
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- stepbrother and stepsisters.
- I am the target
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audience, I'll tell you that right now.
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- Yes, we'll get into it and we'll see
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if you'll like it or not.
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Yes, yes.
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- Because Cruel Intentions,
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they're stepbrother and stepsister.
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The familiar shit has--
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- I think they're very hot.
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- It's never done it for--
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Even like the whole
daddy thing I don't get.
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Like don't bring my dad into this shit.
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Truly don't.
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- I don't want it.
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- What about in the Brady Bunch movie?
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- And they, yes, oh god.
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You didn't like it?
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- I just, I don't need it.
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There can be other conflicts.
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- Yeah, that's fine.
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- Like, okay, this book, the first book
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of the trilogy, starts.
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They're in Cancun and they're
on this family reunion
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and they peel off.
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Chris and Ronnie peel off into the woods
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to go to a waterfall
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and when they're at the waterfall,
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there's a lot of sexual tension
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and he takes off--
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And at this point,
they've never had sex.
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- They've never had sex or kissed.
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- How old are they?
- They did have a bit
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of a fling in the pool.
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So they all get to Cancun,
the whole family's there
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and she goes to the pool and
he's swimming in the pool
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and he kind of teases her to come in
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and they are very sexual with each other
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right away in front
In front
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of their family
- Of their whole family.
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- I was imaging that whole time
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what the family was
sitting, talking about.
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It's like--
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- I know! Somebody's just
like grilling a burger...
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- Hey, what's going on
with Ronnie and Chris?
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They are...
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They're just roughhousin'
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- Yeah, well they're 30
and 24, respectively.
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I don't know if roughhousing is really
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what they oughta be doin'.
- Yeah, boys will be boys,
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- girls will be girls.
- What is my
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billionaire son doing
right now in the pool?
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- He seems to have pinned his stepsister
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against the side of the
pool so that her body
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is out of control and he is...
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- He literally--
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I have a excerpt from it.
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"Chris moved to pin me
against the side of the pool.
264
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"My feet couldn't touch the bottom
265
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"and I couldn't kick to stay afloat.
266
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"If he wasn't pressing against me,
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I would sink to the floor"
268
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and then Chris says, "Actually, I'd prefer
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if I remove the bikini from you".
270
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So there's no ambiguity.
271
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It's not like ooh, flirty,
flirty, splashy, splashy.
272
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I mean, they are pinned up.
273
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I want you naked.
274
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- What did Chris just say to her?
275
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- The whole families are watching.
276
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The family!
277
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- You can get away with
more in a pool, though.
278
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You can get away with more in a pool.
279
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If that was in a living room,
it would be much weirder.
280
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- Yes, granted, if he
pinned her against a wall
281
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in a living room and said I can take
282
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your bikini off for you.
283
00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:18,110
- You can kinda get, you
know, under the splashes,
284
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you can say things.
285
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- Little secrets.
286
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Now I'll say this.
287
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- The water carries our secrets.
288
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- I'll say this.
289
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When I was, you know,
a closeted little guy
290
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and like a freshman in high school,
291
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going to the pool was
great because you can,
292
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there are things about the pool
293
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that it's like boy, what can
we get away with in here?
294
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- I did have my first kiss with a girl
295
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when I was in a pool.
296
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We were both in the
tubie and she was like,
297
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oh, if we don't like tell
anybody, and then we did
298
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like a little smooch and I
was like wowie, wowie, wow.
299
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,470
- Yeah, so you're right.
300
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,967
- Wowie, wowie, wow is what you said?
301
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,283
- I think pools are a very sexy place.
302
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,116
- Yeah.
303
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- For forbidden love.
- But if my entire family
304
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were sitting around the edges of it
305
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at our family reunion, which they said
306
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were at least like 40 of them there.
307
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That's not as hot.
308
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:07,993
- No.
309
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- That's not hot at all.
310
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- Do any of you have
stepbrothers or sisters?
311
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,617
- Thank god I don't.
312
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- I just have a regular brother,
313
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so this was totally unrelatable to me.
314
00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:20,580
- I don't have any brothers
of any kind, thank god.
315
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,980
- Otherwise, this would have
been really dangerous for you.
316
00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,830
- So that's the lead up to now.
317
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- The waterfall.
318
00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:28,100
- Yeah, the whole family
goes out on a hike.
319
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They're all wearing matching shirts,
320
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:30,530
which I though was cute.
321
00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:32,680
I want to be a part of a family like that.
322
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,620
- The other Marshalls seem fine.
323
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,710
- The other Marshalls are really cute.
324
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,560
They were like the Marshalls rule!
325
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,473
- Yeah, they wear t-shirts that say that.
326
00:11:40,473 --> 00:11:41,306
- They're all going on a hike in Cancun,
327
00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:43,100
I was like damn, this is fantasy I want.
328
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,480
Like a nice, perfect family.
329
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,313
- A nice vacation.
330
00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,530
- Not one where like PopPop's
screaming out his window
331
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:51,280
at somebody crossing the
street in South Philly.
332
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,296
- Okay, so here's what
I had an issue with--
333
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,020
- Okay, you have to be your dad now.
334
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,550
- No, no.
335
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,053
- Here's the issue I had
with the waterfall scene.
336
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,820
I had to go back and
reread it to make sure
337
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,769
they hadn't left the waterfall
because they were having sex
338
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,250
in the water and I could not
believe they're having sex
339
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:14,750
in the water because all
your natural lubrication,
340
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,960
all of that is gone and they kept talking
341
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,700
about how fucking turned on they were.
342
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,524
And also, she's going to
get a yeast infection, 100%.
343
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,357
- The bacteria, yeah.
344
00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:26,207
- Here's an excerpt from
the waterfall sex scene.
345
00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:28,107
"With his free hand, he rubbed my back.
346
00:12:28,107 --> 00:12:29,817
"I spread my legs in the water, desperate
347
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,117
"to get things underway.
348
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,577
"My pussy burned despite
the coolness of the waves
349
00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:34,837
"lapping against me.
350
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,877
"Even if I wasn't half submerged,
351
00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:38,637
"I knew I would be dripping wet.
352
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,247
"There was no way I'd need lube
353
00:12:40,247 --> 00:12:42,510
"if Chris was the one I was playing with".
354
00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:43,959
And I think that's false.
355
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,450
- I think that's especially
false in the water
356
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:48,698
because you're absolutely right.
357
00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:50,893
Everything natural gets washed away
358
00:12:50,893 --> 00:12:53,670
and water is a crappy lube.
359
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,503
- Yeah, it's terrible.
360
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:55,540
- Water doesn't work as a lube.
361
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,010
- It's terrible.
362
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,620
- Well, we haven't met Chris.
363
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,120
- Chris might have like
a water soluble dick.
364
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,460
- Chris might have a naturally slimy cock
365
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,360
that can go in and out.
366
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,940
- Yeah, he's got like
a billion dollar thing
367
00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:12,040
around his waist that just squirts lube.
368
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,420
- Or like at a dentist's office
369
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,840
when they're squirting
the water in your mouth
370
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,440
and they dry it immediately
with the other thing
371
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,000
that he's got one of those for her.
372
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,370
- Now just to catch people up,
373
00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:22,470
so they're on a family
hike and they split off
374
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:25,480
and find this waterfall and Chris says
375
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,730
let's skinny dip, of course.
376
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:27,630
- Yes.
377
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,650
- And they do that and right away.
378
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,813
And we're five pages into the book.
379
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,820
- There's no back story in this book.
380
00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,700
- The book, though, is 30 pages.
381
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,200
The book is an essay.
382
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,607
The book is not a book.
383
00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:41,600
It's a New Yorker piece.
384
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,900
- I read all three of
these books in one hour.
385
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,943
That is no time at all.
386
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,290
- This is where we
introduce the BDSM thing.
387
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:51,390
The waterfall, because he
ties her with the vines.
388
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,223
- Yeah.
389
00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,370
- He's really into BDSM and
is very like cautious of like
390
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,130
I don't think you can handle me.
391
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,560
You aren't ready for me.
392
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,400
- Yeah, he has her skinny dip with them,
393
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,800
then he's like yeah, you
don't wanna be with me,
394
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,460
I'm kind of like a rebel boy attitude.
395
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,293
- I'm bad news.
396
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,126
I'm sort of a rebel tech guy.
397
00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:08,770
- But it only makes her want it more
398
00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:11,940
and then the vine part I did interesting.
399
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,387
I was like oh, well I didn't expect that.
400
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,820
- Can I talk for a minute
about the crappy BDSM
401
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,026
in all three of these books?
402
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,859
Yes.
403
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,390
- Does everyone know what BDSM stands for?
404
00:14:22,390 --> 00:14:24,900
It's a thing I always
heard, but I looked it up.
405
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,343
- Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism.
406
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,084
- Um, actually it's burgers...
407
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,340
doughnuts...
408
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,917
Bondage, Discipline--
409
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,218
- Sandwiches and milkshakes.
410
00:14:37,218 --> 00:14:38,550
- Dominance and Submission.
411
00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:40,074
Oh wait, where's the M then?
412
00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:41,843
No, that is incorrect.
413
00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:45,090
Bondage, Domination, Sadism, Masochism.
414
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:45,923
What did yours say?
415
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,960
- That's not even the right initials.
416
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,960
- What did you think it was?
417
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,240
- Bondage, Discipline,
Dominance, and Submission.
418
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,219
Okay.
419
00:14:53,219 --> 00:14:54,052
- BDDS.
420
00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:55,550
- Some letters are right.
421
00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,610
- BDDS sounds like a degree.
422
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:01,119
- You can like DS
relationships is another term
423
00:15:01,119 --> 00:15:02,462
for a certain kind of BDSM.
- You have to pay more
424
00:15:02,462 --> 00:15:03,295
for the BDSM degree.
425
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:04,128
- Yes.
426
00:15:04,961 --> 00:15:06,530
- Everyone can get a BDDS.
427
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,610
- Yeah, it's not that cool.
428
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:11,433
- But you're MD, PhD kind of
equivalent if you have a BDSM.
429
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,830
It's that Masochism.
430
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,820
- There is, for this whole series,
431
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,130
and we'll get into every book,
432
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:18,568
but just as a, I'll
register a complaint now,
433
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:21,850
weak ass BDSM the whole time.
434
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,800
- Yeah, especially the third one,
435
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,700
which we'll of course get to, but...
436
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,880
- His thing is I'm bad news.
437
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,950
I might hurt you, you
should be afraid of me.
438
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,770
And then he ties her
hands behind her back.
439
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,603
- Yeah.
440
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,436
- Ooh.
441
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:34,750
- Or takes out an ice cube
442
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,984
- from his mini fridge.
- Sticks it
443
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:36,817
in her vagina.
444
00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:39,661
- I had an experience
with ice cubes, once.
445
00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:40,494
I had one too.
446
00:15:40,494 --> 00:15:42,680
- This guy who was a
bartender kept teasing me
447
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,230
of like wait 'til you see
what I do with an ice cube
448
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,478
to the point where I was like
okay, let's go on a date.
449
00:15:47,478 --> 00:15:49,870
So we go on a
date and within a minute
450
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:50,780
of getting back to my place, he's like
451
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:51,620
do you have any ice cubes?
452
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:54,455
I was like here we go, this is his thing.
453
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,540
You like prepped
'em the night before.
454
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,565
And you were like
these are all whale shaped,
455
00:15:58,565 --> 00:15:59,550
I'm sorry.
456
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:00,383
- I was like, well this
is why you're here.
457
00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:01,216
Let's do it.
458
00:16:01,216 --> 00:16:03,010
And honestly--
- I have a gel ice pack.
459
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,980
That's all that I can help.
460
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:05,990
- It was hot for about a second
461
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:08,530
and then it was just so much water.
462
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:09,363
- Yes.
463
00:16:09,363 --> 00:16:10,278
Yup.
464
00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:12,283
- Just all in my bed, all
over me. It was just wet!
465
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:14,122
- And then you have the
lube problem where it's just
466
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:15,460
straight up water.
- This is so wet.
467
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:18,031
- I have played with ice cubes before also
468
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:21,190
and somebody will put
ice cubes on my nipples
469
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,800
and it like oh, that's
cold, but then I go numb
470
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,352
and I'm like well I can't
feel what you do next.
471
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,790
Now I'm fucking numb.
472
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,660
- She has super nipples.
473
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,620
She really does.
474
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,816
- Her stepbrother works in tech.
475
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,450
- At one point she calls them nubs
476
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,748
that they get so hard that they're nubs.
477
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,050
She calls them nubs so much.
478
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:38,120
- She also refers to her vulva as
479
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,641
her sex.
- Her cunt.
480
00:16:39,641 --> 00:16:42,123
And she calls it her cunt too.
481
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:44,867
- She keeps calling it like
he put his hand on my sex.
482
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:45,700
Ew.
483
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,025
- His balls lapped against sex.
484
00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:49,324
She loves his balls.
485
00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:51,071
She talks about balls so much.
486
00:16:51,071 --> 00:16:52,210
- Wait, I have a balls question.
487
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,890
- Now I feel like we're
losing the thread of the plot
488
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:57,630
and I feel like it's important
that we make sure Kat knows.
489
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:58,570
Yes, you should know.
490
00:16:58,570 --> 00:16:59,780
- I got distracted by those balls
491
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,800
'cause I am a fan of well.
492
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,100
The balls slapping?
493
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:03,933
- Yes.
494
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,660
- Okay, then you would love Chris.
495
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:08,010
His balls slap perfectly
against your vulva.
496
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,033
- She loves balls and her pussy is always
497
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,429
- pulsating.
- Engorged.
498
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:14,590
Her sex, you mean?
499
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,182
- Yeah, her sex is always engorged.
500
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:18,410
- Her sex is like a pager.
It's just like beep.
501
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,392
- I think balls are fine,
I wouldn't harp on them
502
00:17:21,392 --> 00:17:23,700
quite as long as this woman does.
503
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:24,720
- I don't know about that.
504
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,713
I'm fine.
505
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:26,879
- You're a big balls fan?
506
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:27,712
- Balls'll work.
507
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:28,770
Balls work fine.
508
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,330
- Balls vote.
509
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,354
- Pro.
- Pro or anti ball?
510
00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:33,922
- I'm pro ball.
- Con.
511
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:37,350
- Men are born with balls,
whether we vote on it or not.
512
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,183
- No, and it's true
513
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,071
and they're not going to
change that anytime soon.
514
00:17:40,071 --> 00:17:41,850
We don't know,
we haven't voted yet.
515
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,900
- This is what happens
in every election, Kat.
516
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,701
You think your vote doesn't
matter but it really
517
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:47,642
does.
- It really does.
518
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:49,010
- Look at the recounts in Florida.
519
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,640
It's we've really gotta every vote.
520
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,458
- I just don't think they're so great.
521
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,291
They're not.
522
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,250
We should get more men neutered.
523
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,363
- Nah, they're pretty great.
524
00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:56,970
I think they're just strange.
525
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:57,910
- No, you know what's nice.
526
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,828
I mean, how deep down
this rabbit hole we get.
527
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,340
Balls deep.
528
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,885
- You know what's nice about 'em
529
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,183
is that oh, great.
530
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,702
They're so reactive.
531
00:18:07,702 --> 00:18:12,030
It's like keeping track
of what's going on.
532
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:13,970
It's like oh, no, he's about to nut.
533
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,300
He's got his balls are all tight.
534
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,510
- Oh, is that what happens?
535
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:19,679
I should pay more attention.
536
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:23,120
They get smaller when you're about to cum?
537
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,470
- They pull in towards your body.
538
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,735
- I think they get harder, right?
539
00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,530
- They pull in towards your body.
540
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,390
Yeah, your scrotum gets harder.
541
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,223
- Wait a minute, they
pull in towards your body?
542
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:33,056
- Yeah.
543
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:34,563
- That sounds like a spaceship.
544
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,177
- I mean, sure, okay.
545
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,010
- What part of that is like a spaceship?
546
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:41,220
- No, you know, like I'm
imagining like when you deplane
547
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,110
a spaceship, you know, and goes back up?
548
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,460
- Every time.
549
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,010
- Yeah, they get tighter.
550
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:47,843
- Interesting.
551
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:48,940
- I'll take your word for it.
552
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,773
- Okay.
553
00:18:49,773 --> 00:18:51,570
- I guess I'm not paying
close attention I guess.
554
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:52,950
- I recommend it.
555
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:54,643
It's great fun to watch.
556
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,700
Yet again, I'm so sorry.
557
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,700
I feel like we're--
558
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,533
- We're losing the thread.
559
00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:01,199
- We're losing the thread.
- Okay, back on the thread.
560
00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:03,970
So, they're caught, kind of.
561
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,990
They hear voices in the distance
562
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,770
so he's like let's keep it down,
563
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,150
but then they still go at it
564
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,780
and then they cum and
whenever she orgasms,
565
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,230
she gives you like five
different metaphors
566
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,720
for what it was, which I
thought was pretty crazy.
567
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,580
At one point, she said...
568
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,413
Where is it at?
569
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:23,010
They turn to ash, waves
of euphoria, broken apart,
570
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,182
bursting at the seams, and stars swam.
571
00:19:27,182 --> 00:19:30,544
The stars swam, not swan.
572
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,494
BDDS?
573
00:19:31,494 --> 00:19:32,330
- BDDS.
574
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,330
BDDS.
575
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,325
- Stars swam.
576
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:39,782
- The way that she describes orgasms.
577
00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:40,615
It's like...
578
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:41,591
It's crazy.
579
00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:42,426
- They're intense.
580
00:19:42,426 --> 00:19:44,354
- I will say, though, I
feel like that's a staple
581
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:48,290
of erotic literature because, you know,
582
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,086
there's going to be a lot
of cumming in the books.
583
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:52,690
There's only so many
times you can say I came
584
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,065
before you went, you know.
585
00:19:54,065 --> 00:19:55,783
I came, I came, I came.
586
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,660
- If someone's masturbating along,
587
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,802
it's like oh, oh, damn, they're finished.
588
00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:03,110
I wasn't quite there.
589
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,560
It's like how if you're watching a porn,
590
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,640
it's like ah, shit, now I've got to find
591
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,860
a whole new clip 'cause
they got there too quick.
592
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,770
- They call out each other's names a lot
593
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,584
when they climax, too,
which I don't think I do.
594
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,279
- I don't do that.
595
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,079
- I don't do that enough.
596
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:19,883
I should do that more.
597
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:21,740
Yeah, it's a good idea.
598
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,387
- But you're setting
yourself up for I don't know.
599
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,950
Isn't that like the sitcom and
you yell out the wrong name?
600
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,044
Well, just don't do that.
601
00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:31,890
- That is one of my biggest fears.
602
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,020
Know who you're having sex with.
603
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,238
- No.
604
00:20:34,238 --> 00:20:35,188
That's fair.
605
00:20:35,188 --> 00:20:36,660
- I just think it would
take a lot of thought.
606
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,780
Like oh baby, baby and like oh yeah is all
607
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,584
but like to go Kate.
608
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,354
Like I think that would be weird.
609
00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:46,255
- Ooh, so that's your girlfriend.
610
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,088
Fiance.
611
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:47,921
- Oh, that's your fiance's name.
612
00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:48,850
Okay, suddenly the secret's out.
613
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:49,890
Okay.
614
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,250
- Baby, baby.
615
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,440
- Getting back to the waterfall, though.
616
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,240
One more complaint about the BDSM
617
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,240
which he was fucking her
and said Imma tie you up
618
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,270
here behind this waterfall
so he grabs a random vine
619
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:05,300
from the side, which is dangerous
620
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,450
'cause you know he doesn't
know much about plants
621
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,090
- and it's also very dangerous.
- He's a tech guy.
622
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:12,429
- It's also very dangerous to
tie somebody up in the water.
623
00:21:12,429 --> 00:21:14,490
Yes, she could drown.
624
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,300
- He doesn't know this body of water.
625
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,390
He doesn't know this vine.
626
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,687
He doesn't know her limits.
627
00:21:18,687 --> 00:21:19,866
- Yeah.
628
00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:21,597
- They've never had sex.
629
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:22,700
She didn't have
a safe word until book two.
630
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,066
Yeah.
631
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:25,750
And he's tied her hands behind her back.
632
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:26,583
- It's irresponsible.
633
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,695
It's terribly irresponsible.
634
00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:28,528
- Yeah, but guess what?
635
00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:29,361
Sky diving's dangerous too,
636
00:21:29,361 --> 00:21:30,760
but it's the hottest thing, baby.
637
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,510
I mean, you gotta have a little danger
638
00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:33,800
to have a little heat.
639
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,670
I agree with
that, I agree with that.
640
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,040
- You sign a form, I think you sign
641
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,470
a form to skydive, right?
642
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:41,130
- And when you're skydiving,
you've looked at the parachute.
643
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,166
You've consented.
644
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,110
You can sign a form,
but honey, if that thing
645
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,810
doesn't go off, ya dying.
646
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:45,643
It's true.
647
00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:47,740
Splat, pancakes for breakfast.
648
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:50,980
Sizzle pop.
649
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:51,823
- Alright, so--
650
00:21:51,823 --> 00:21:53,830
That is literally
how the book ends.
651
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,075
- These two make love.
652
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,723
- Yeah, they fall to their deaths.
653
00:21:56,723 --> 00:22:00,350
- At the end of their
climax, it is revealed
654
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:05,350
that Chris has a secret
sex room in his mansion
655
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,610
so this is when we truly get
into 50 Shades territory.
656
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:10,723
Then the book just becomes 50 Shades.
657
00:22:10,723 --> 00:22:12,010
He keeps calling
his house his mansion.
658
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:14,186
You can tell this writer's
never met anyone with money.
659
00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:17,223
- That's how you know he
doesn't have a mansion.
660
00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:21,023
We just call it a house, sorry.
661
00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,500
- So the family reunion is over.
662
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,470
Nobody knows.
663
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:30,130
And now we're onto book two,
Taught By My Stepbrother.
664
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:32,720
It starts in his private jet.
665
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,700
His private jet picks her up
666
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,520
and brings her to the mansion.
667
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,650
- She has five antique stores,
but she's got some time off.
668
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,570
- What do they have for snacks on the jet?
669
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,720
- Champagne.
670
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,910
She does have champagne.
671
00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:44,070
- No nuts?
672
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:45,140
And she thinks
she could get used to this.
673
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,390
- Yeah, she says I don't know
674
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:47,870
if I could ever fly coach again.
675
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:48,703
Yeah.
676
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,362
- Well, yeah, bitch, good luck.
677
00:22:52,362 --> 00:22:53,511
- Bitch, you're gonna have to.
678
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,730
- He makes her a meal and
that's when she can tell
679
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:02,270
that the relationship
is taking a next step
680
00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:05,931
because he used to only
make her toast sandwiches.
681
00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,393
- Toast sandwiches are
the same as just toast.
682
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:11,190
This toast sandwich sucks.
683
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,460
You put nothing between.
684
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,040
- Ugh, I hate how low the bar is
685
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,390
for men and cooking in these books.
686
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:17,870
- But this time he make her a meal.
687
00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:19,721
He made her an exquisite dinner.
688
00:23:19,721 --> 00:23:20,554
- What?
689
00:23:20,554 --> 00:23:21,893
- No idea.
- They didn't say.
690
00:23:21,893 --> 00:23:22,921
- Couldn't begin to tell you.
691
00:23:22,921 --> 00:23:24,299
There are no details.
692
00:23:24,299 --> 00:23:25,132
- Toast Con Bleu.
693
00:23:25,132 --> 00:23:27,230
- She said she's like so full.
694
00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:28,840
- She was so full.
- She was so full.
695
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,381
And then they
went to go have sex!
696
00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:31,214
They went to go fuck.
697
00:23:31,214 --> 00:23:32,047
I hated that part.
698
00:23:32,047 --> 00:23:32,880
- You know how you love to dig
699
00:23:33,759 --> 00:23:36,484
into a nice, big eggplant
parm and then go fuck?
700
00:23:37,392 --> 00:23:39,570
- And then go get fucked
in an S and M room.
701
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:42,120
- Yeah, when you're
tied, suspended in a bed
702
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,330
after you'd just eaten
a bunch of bolognese.
703
00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:46,933
- Oh, I hated that.
704
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:49,387
That might have been my least
favorite part of the book
705
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,603
is that they ate a giant meal.
706
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:51,436
- But that's part of the torture,
707
00:23:51,436 --> 00:23:52,557
that's part of the BDSM.
708
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,390
- Yes.
709
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,090
- Because she's so full.
- That would be good BDSM.
710
00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:57,410
That's actually really, that's hot BDSM
711
00:23:57,410 --> 00:23:58,550
where some feeder comes in.
712
00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:01,280
- We're gonna eat ourselves silly
713
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,660
with breads and meats.
714
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,410
- I'm gonna stuff you so full.
715
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,243
- Yeah.
716
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,880
- Of eggplant parm.
- Turkey dinner.
717
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,290
- Then you get to like
Roman shower territory.
718
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:10,123
- What's that?
719
00:24:10,123 --> 00:24:11,455
- Vomiting.
720
00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:12,288
- What?
721
00:24:12,288 --> 00:24:13,121
- Vomiting.
722
00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:13,954
- Roman shower?
723
00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:14,787
- That's right.
724
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,620
- Like vomit for sexual reasons?
725
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,453
- Yeah, that's when you vomit on someone.
726
00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:17,340
- Is that what the Romans did?
727
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,887
That's not in this book, though.
728
00:24:18,887 --> 00:24:20,290
- You give a Roman
shower like a vomitorium.
729
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:23,665
- I just learned the term
glass bottom boating today
730
00:24:23,665 --> 00:24:26,420
and it's when you have a glass table
731
00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,960
and your partner poops on the table
732
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,513
and you're underneath masturbating.
733
00:24:32,686 --> 00:24:35,500
- That's also some training wheel shit.
734
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,700
Get that table outta there.
735
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,384
If you're gonna do it, do it.
736
00:24:38,384 --> 00:24:39,217
- Whoa.
737
00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:40,710
- That's not my thing, I'm not into it.
738
00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:41,808
- What?
739
00:24:41,808 --> 00:24:42,641
- But if you're gonna do it, do it.
740
00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:44,448
- Also, how do you not
fall through the table?
741
00:24:45,281 --> 00:24:46,114
- It's real risky.
- That's dangerous.
742
00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:47,040
- That's real risky.
743
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,528
- It's strong.
744
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,361
- Oh, okay, okay.
745
00:24:49,361 --> 00:24:52,510
- Can you imagine if the
glass table broke on you
746
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:54,591
and poop comes at you.
747
00:24:55,742 --> 00:24:57,750
- Your mom comes home what
happened to my glass table?
748
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,360
- What happened to all my poop?
749
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,680
- And your mom will come home
750
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,932
because it is still a
stepbrother and stepsister.
751
00:25:03,932 --> 00:25:04,840
Yes!
752
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,280
- Back to book two.
753
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,360
So the meal is done, they're very full,
754
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,147
it's time to go down
to the multiple rooms.
755
00:25:11,147 --> 00:25:11,980
- Yes.
756
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:12,813
- Which is different than 50 Shades.
757
00:25:12,813 --> 00:25:14,130
I believe he only has one.
758
00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:16,470
This billionaire does have multiple.
759
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:17,390
Yeah, he has a whole sex suite.
760
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,553
- So that's what makes it--
761
00:25:18,553 --> 00:25:20,620
- I do find that hot to have space.
762
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,833
- Yeah, that's hot.
- Sex rooms?
763
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:22,666
- Just space in your apartment.
764
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:23,680
- In your house.
- That's hot.
765
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,844
A sex room is hot.
766
00:25:24,844 --> 00:25:25,897
I like that idea.
- Just extra rooms.
767
00:25:25,897 --> 00:25:26,730
- Is it?
- In general.
768
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,606
Just having a little bit.
769
00:25:28,606 --> 00:25:29,439
You know, some place to decorate.
770
00:25:29,439 --> 00:25:30,718
- Just some space.
771
00:25:31,551 --> 00:25:33,790
- When they get into the room, it's like--
772
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:36,230
Isn't this the one where at first
773
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:39,132
she's bent over the dresser or something?
774
00:25:39,132 --> 00:25:39,980
Yes.
775
00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:41,610
- Okay, because I have a quote from that
776
00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:44,235
that I misread at first if that's
777
00:25:44,235 --> 00:25:45,267
- okay to read.
- Please read.
778
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,607
- "As he bent over for the next drawer,
779
00:25:47,607 --> 00:25:51,400
"my eyes popped out of my head
and I drooled over his ass".
780
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,200
I didn't understand.
781
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,167
I thought she drooled on his ass.
782
00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:01,984
- I imagined that part as
like a Wiley Coyote thing like
783
00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,740
- If you couldn't see
that, she did the symbol
784
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:11,308
of her tongue rolling down
- Tongue rolling down
785
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:12,780
Steam coming out of my ears
786
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,520
and my eyeballs popped real big.
787
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,790
- I noted that scene too.
788
00:26:16,790 --> 00:26:17,900
Yes.
789
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:21,310
- To catch you up, you,
Kat, and you, the viewer,
790
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,060
or listener if you're a cheapskate,
791
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:28,250
he's taken her into this sex room
792
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,943
that he has a key padlock on.
793
00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:32,850
Code's one, two, three, four.
794
00:26:32,850 --> 00:26:36,260
- Whips on the walls, a four-poster bed
795
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,990
in the middle of the room.
796
00:26:37,990 --> 00:26:39,930
Picture a sex room and you got it.
797
00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,498
Not the most creative
sex room in the world.
798
00:26:41,498 --> 00:26:44,400
- He also has like a
Ramsey Bolton like x thing
799
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,837
to tie her up.
800
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,987
- Yeah, he puts her on
a St. Andrew's cross
801
00:26:48,924 --> 00:26:52,630
and she's all spread out and she's tied up
802
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:53,993
on this St. Andrew's cross.
803
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:58,130
That's, yeah, she's on an x, basically.
804
00:26:58,130 --> 00:27:00,630
And then he goes to find what
turns out to be nipple clamps,
805
00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:02,010
although she doesn't know it at the time.
806
00:27:02,010 --> 00:27:03,490
But they made special point to note
807
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:05,711
that he had to rummage
through a couple of drawers,
808
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,902
which is so funny to me--
809
00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:09,551
- Where the hell did I
put those nip clamps?
810
00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:10,384
- That he's in there like--
811
00:27:10,384 --> 00:27:11,663
- He's a guy that buys
- No, these
812
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:12,496
are the extra large,
so much on Amazon.
813
00:27:12,496 --> 00:27:14,010
These are the large.
814
00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:16,140
- When she's tied up,
she does describe herself
815
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,270
as a starfish,
816
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,330
- a sexy starfish.
- A sexy starfish.
817
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:20,163
Oh my god.
818
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:22,142
- Which, and I didn't
like that because anybody
819
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,583
with a solid sex toy collection
820
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,500
knows where their shit is.
821
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,680
Like I'm a messy dude, there's
stuff all over my apartment.
822
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,820
I know where every fucking sex toy.
823
00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:35,090
I can get it with one hand if I need it.
824
00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:37,326
That's a bit-- okay.
825
00:27:37,326 --> 00:27:39,000
- What?
- I think that is true.
826
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,022
If you have a sex toy,
I know where it's at.
827
00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:41,890
- Yeah, it's important,
like I know where it's at.
828
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:43,117
I wanna get at it.
829
00:27:43,117 --> 00:27:48,117
- And he said that he's
had one lover before.
830
00:27:48,288 --> 00:27:50,130
- Yeah, he's had one.
- Let's be clear.
831
00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:52,070
This guy just bought all
this stuff on Amazon.
832
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:53,810
He's never used it before.
833
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:57,503
He just put it together like yesterday
834
00:27:57,503 --> 00:27:58,575
like he doesn't use this stuff.
835
00:27:58,575 --> 00:27:59,997
He's an amateur
and he seems like it.
836
00:27:59,997 --> 00:28:00,830
- He's an amateur.
837
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:01,663
- He seems like an amateur
but not in a hot way.
838
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:03,640
- You know like when you're
trying to say you're a writer,
839
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,130
you're saying it a little too much.
840
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,292
Yeah. It's
like him saying I'm a dom.
841
00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,263
I'm a dom.
842
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:10,889
- I have a mansion.
843
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:14,570
- Do you think he's air
bnbing this mansion?
844
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:18,127
I have a sex room
in my mansion, I don't know.
845
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:18,960
This is mine.
846
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,350
He's pathetic.
847
00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,470
- So he gives her a carnal massage,
848
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,117
eyes popping out of her head.
849
00:28:24,117 --> 00:28:24,950
Wait, wait, wait,
what's a carnal massage?
850
00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:27,398
- It's like a massage but rough.
851
00:28:27,398 --> 00:28:29,640
- I think he fingers her.
- It sounds unpleasant.
852
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,250
- Yeah it says that...
853
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,990
- One point she describes
it as sawed his cock
854
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,200
in and out of me.
855
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,410
I find some of the ways
that she describes things
856
00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:39,770
to be unpleasant.
- Unpleasant.
857
00:28:39,770 --> 00:28:40,603
- Sawed?
858
00:28:40,603 --> 00:28:41,683
- Yeah!
859
00:28:44,742 --> 00:28:45,575
Why would you write that?
860
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:47,480
All sawdust comin' out of your pussy.
861
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,497
No thank you.
862
00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:50,620
- And one way that she expresses horniness
863
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,190
that I don't find to be
an appealing metaphor
864
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,750
is "my cunt needed to be filled".
865
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:55,583
- Yeah.
866
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,850
- It's just...
867
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:58,443
And it would only accept him.
868
00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,371
That's what she says.
869
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,560
- Her words.
870
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,238
- It's the use of the word cunt
871
00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:04,437
that bothers you.
- The night nurse tried
872
00:29:04,437 --> 00:29:05,763
as well, but--
- I guess so.
873
00:29:05,763 --> 00:29:06,596
That doesn't sound sexy to me.
874
00:29:06,596 --> 00:29:07,429
- Yeah, cunt.
- Saying my cunt
875
00:29:07,429 --> 00:29:08,270
needed to be filled.
876
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,401
Even if you said my pussy,
877
00:29:10,401 --> 00:29:11,234
that sounds a little better to me.
878
00:29:11,234 --> 00:29:14,720
- Yeah, cunt you really have
to have some juice behind it
879
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,880
if you're gonna use it in a sexy way.
880
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,761
You've got to be better at it than she is.
881
00:29:17,761 --> 00:29:18,594
- Yeah.
882
00:29:18,594 --> 00:29:22,210
- She's using it as a
control f find vagina
883
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:23,250
replace with cunt.
884
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,470
- 100% yeah.
885
00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:25,941
Like it's a
I went
886
00:29:25,941 --> 00:29:28,340
to the cunt doctor.
- degrading term
887
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,800
and there's room in sex
for that kind of play,
888
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,810
but do it if you're gonna do it.
889
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,030
- Totally, yes.
890
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,220
She uses it very casually.
891
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,130
- It feels like it would
be better coming from him
892
00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:37,143
like you little cunt.
893
00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:38,810
- Yeah, like be a dom.
894
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:39,643
- Yeah.
895
00:29:39,643 --> 00:29:43,160
- That's the other thing 'cause
he never really did anything
896
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,930
all that dommy for a guy with
two sex rooms in his house.
897
00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:50,890
In here in book two, he tied
her to St. Andrew's cross,
898
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,490
put nipple clamps on her,
which is what he found
899
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,100
in that drawer, and then they had sex.
900
00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:55,060
- What he did do.
901
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:58,510
I mean, you guys, you strike me as a dom.
902
00:29:58,510 --> 00:29:59,372
Thank you.
903
00:29:59,372 --> 00:30:01,050
- What you, how would you dom?
904
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:02,956
- Hey, what about me and Rekha?
905
00:30:02,956 --> 00:30:03,789
- I meant you too.
906
00:30:03,789 --> 00:30:04,622
I don't know you well enough, Rekha,
907
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:06,634
but Jess is definitely a dom.
- I'm flex.
908
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:09,690
- 'Cause yeah, you could just do that
909
00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:10,910
on a four-post bed.
910
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,440
I think he's wasted a lot of money.
911
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,610
I think he has money
and he's wasting money
912
00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:15,443
Yes, yes.
913
00:30:15,443 --> 00:30:16,590
- Is my overall thought about it.
914
00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:18,780
Yes, it's like buying...
915
00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:22,590
- So they have sex in there
and then it's revealed
916
00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:25,650
that he also, within the many sex rooms
917
00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:27,330
that he has, his most prized one
918
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,930
is the soundproof room.
919
00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:30,070
Which she's
not allowed to see yet.
920
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:31,540
- Which she's not allowed to see yet.
921
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,807
- Because it's not done
because he's never used it.
922
00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:35,230
He's never used it.
923
00:30:35,230 --> 00:30:36,140
- It's under construction.
924
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,139
I would be so embarrassed if you saw it.
925
00:30:38,139 --> 00:30:40,739
- He bought that soundproofing
is just on the floor.
926
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,320
- They have the soundproof room.
927
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,150
To me, the soundproof
room was kind of scary.
928
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,050
I would be like why do you have this?
929
00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:51,790
- Yes, because he lives alone!
- No.
930
00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:52,623
- In a mansion.
- So creepy.
931
00:30:52,623 --> 00:30:53,910
- So why do you need-
932
00:30:53,910 --> 00:30:56,800
'cause when the soundproof
room does happen, spoiler.
933
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,510
- Which is we're getting
into book three now.
934
00:30:58,510 --> 00:30:59,920
That's when we get in the soundproof room.
935
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,571
- Yes, we are now in Teased.
- He says no one can hear you
936
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:03,580
and I'm like who could hear you before?
937
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:05,100
Nobody lives in this house.
938
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,219
- Yeah.
939
00:31:06,219 --> 00:31:07,052
- I guess his help?
940
00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:08,987
- He does have the staff,
which in book three,
941
00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:12,000
she says they're not even onto us.
942
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,990
I'm like he calls you sister.
943
00:31:13,990 --> 00:31:17,853
Who the fuck do you think
cleans the sex rooms?
944
00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:19,213
They know, they know.
- These poor people.
945
00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:21,548
- They should've involved
the staff in this.
946
00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:23,020
That could've been fun.
947
00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:23,853
- That's hot!
948
00:31:23,853 --> 00:31:25,277
That's such a hot idea.
949
00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:26,110
- I thought that too.
950
00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:26,943
We needed more people.
951
00:31:26,943 --> 00:31:27,979
- Oh, what a hot idea.
952
00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:29,181
- When she said her pussy
would only accept him,
953
00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:30,014
it's like are there
other people trying here?
954
00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,020
- Yes, there's no stakes.
955
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:32,960
Yes, you have to accept him.
956
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,406
He's the only person there.
957
00:31:35,406 --> 00:31:36,690
- He's the only option.
958
00:31:36,690 --> 00:31:38,170
- Yeah, that's not hot.
959
00:31:38,170 --> 00:31:40,509
Hottest kid at
summer camp kind of syndrome.
960
00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:42,240
- Hottest kid at home.
961
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,230
He was the stepbrother.
962
00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:44,504
- Yeah.
963
00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:46,040
I mean, they know each
other, so she probably
964
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,700
doesn't think she's gonna be murdered,
965
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:50,060
but if a billionaire
took me to his mansion
966
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,950
on a private jet and said it's time to go
967
00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:54,333
in my soundproof room,
I'd be like I'm dead.
968
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,280
- This is the end of me.
- I'm dead.
969
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,343
- Can we talk about the
soundproof room now?
970
00:31:57,343 --> 00:31:58,660
- Yes.
- Yes we may.
971
00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:02,316
Do we want to talk about
the airplane first?
972
00:32:02,316 --> 00:32:03,149
- Oh right, right, right,
973
00:32:03,149 --> 00:32:04,130
The first scene on the--
974
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:04,970
- The first scene of book three.
975
00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:06,720
- Yes, we are back on the jet
976
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,400
with my boyfriend, my lover,
my dom, my stepbrother Chris.
977
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,300
Her description.
978
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,910
- Yes.
979
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:15,170
- And she's flying there.
980
00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,980
She thinks it's the same as the last time
981
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:20,862
only this time Chris is on the plane.
982
00:32:20,862 --> 00:32:21,695
- Boom!
983
00:32:21,695 --> 00:32:23,823
Chris on a plane.
984
00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:25,600
He comes out of a room she never noticed,
985
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,820
which is a sex room on the plane.
986
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,400
Well, it's a bedroom.
987
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,233
- Yes.
988
00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,660
- Yeah, he has a bedroom
on his private jet,
989
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,990
which I thought was a bummer.
990
00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:37,501
Then we should be in a bedroom.
991
00:32:37,501 --> 00:32:39,150
Do it in the seat!
992
00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:40,263
- Yes.
- Yeah.
993
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,441
- It'd be like I have
a mansion on the jet.
994
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:47,380
Why?
995
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,400
We're on a jet.
996
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,870
You could've started
this book in the house.
997
00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:52,440
- You should be flying the plane
998
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,315
and fingering me is what
I think would be exciting.
999
00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:57,220
- We should be crashing.
1000
00:32:57,220 --> 00:33:00,990
About to crash but I say hey
baby, just one last thrust.
1001
00:33:00,990 --> 00:33:03,380
Please, I'm so close.
1002
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,820
- Do one of those zero g things
1003
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,933
where you go up real high
and they fuck in that.
1004
00:33:06,933 --> 00:33:07,983
- Yes!
1005
00:33:07,983 --> 00:33:09,640
- That would be hot.
- That'd be hot.
1006
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,305
- That is how you use a private jet.
1007
00:33:12,305 --> 00:33:13,900
- And then you get to do the Roman shower.
1008
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,067
- Yeah, oh, it's just everywhere.
1009
00:33:16,067 --> 00:33:18,130
- No, nobody gets to do that to me.
1010
00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:19,270
- Yes, yes, yes.
1011
00:33:19,270 --> 00:33:21,409
- There's a porno where they do that.
1012
00:33:21,409 --> 00:33:22,688
- I got chills.
1013
00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:23,900
- Then you'd love this porno.
1014
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,230
There's a porno where that happens.
1015
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,063
- Wow!
1016
00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:30,020
One of my favorite parts of the book was,
1017
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,010
pretty much one of my only
favorite parts of the book,
1018
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,240
was the scene where
they were both hooked in
1019
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,340
and they were kind of
like squirming around,
1020
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,300
wantin' to fuck each other,
1021
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,000
which is why I was so
bummed that then they went
1022
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,819
to the private jet's bedroom.
1023
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:41,652
- Yes.
- 100%.
1024
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:43,460
- 'Cause I was like
let's do this right here.
1025
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,420
Let's make this work.
1026
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:46,810
- Yes, because he asked
her not to wear underwear
1027
00:33:46,810 --> 00:33:49,770
so some of the dom things, quote on quote,
1028
00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:52,689
that he's doing are
kind of just like rules
1029
00:33:52,689 --> 00:33:56,173
he's like don't wear
panties, wear a short skirt.
1030
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,590
Only cum when I tell you to kind of thing.
1031
00:33:59,590 --> 00:34:02,030
- So basic.
1032
00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:04,210
- Be on the knees waiting for me.
1033
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,495
Yes, get into sub pose.
1034
00:34:06,495 --> 00:34:08,202
- She always has take off his underwear
1035
00:34:08,202 --> 00:34:09,370
and she's very careful
not to touch his boner.
1036
00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:11,830
- Oh my god, she's like I had
1037
00:34:11,830 --> 00:34:14,330
to delicately move the
elastic, lest it break.
1038
00:34:14,330 --> 00:34:15,540
- I can't touch his boner.
1039
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:18,300
- It would be so funny to me
like I took his underwear off.
1040
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,290
I didn't touch his boner
1041
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:20,952
'cause honestly I think
it's kind of gross.
1042
00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,860
- I have this weird memory
of being on a plane.
1043
00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,500
I've never really hooked up on a plane
1044
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,190
but I just have a really weird memory
1045
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:33,890
of giving this kid a massage-- not kid.
1046
00:34:33,890 --> 00:34:35,217
No, we were about the same age.
1047
00:34:35,217 --> 00:34:37,583
He was probably a couple
years younger than me.
1048
00:34:39,108 --> 00:34:40,468
At least 21.
1049
00:34:40,468 --> 00:34:43,970
But like I just remember
we just gave each other
1050
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:45,666
back massages.
1051
00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:48,200
It was a total stranger on an airplane.
1052
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,810
That's so hot.
1053
00:34:49,810 --> 00:34:51,218
- And it was kinda hot.
- Oh, that's so hot.
1054
00:34:51,218 --> 00:34:52,160
- There was definitely
a lot of sexual tension,
1055
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,370
but nothing ever happened.
- Yeah.
1056
00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:54,790
- First class?
1057
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:56,326
- Oh coach, honey, all the way.
1058
00:34:57,203 --> 00:34:58,313
- Near the toilet.
1059
00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:02,325
- I did a fingering on a bus once.
1060
00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:03,158
What?
1061
00:35:03,158 --> 00:35:05,250
- On the train from New
York back to Philly.
1062
00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,480
Yeah.
1063
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,213
- With Amtrak?
1064
00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:10,750
- Jersey Transit.
1065
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,461
- I did a fingering.
- In the quiet car?
1066
00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:14,995
Were you in the quiet car
I did fingering
1067
00:35:14,995 --> 00:35:16,860
- So you had to be really quiet?
1068
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:18,260
- That's hot.
1069
00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,926
- I don't remember. I
mean, we had to be quiet.
1070
00:35:19,926 --> 00:35:20,759
There were other people.
1071
00:35:20,759 --> 00:35:22,280
- Sh, babe, there's people sleeping.
1072
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,390
- We have to be quiet
because it's the quiet car,
1073
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,499
not because we're fingering each other.
1074
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,240
Oh my goodness.
1075
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,746
- If you're in the not quiet car,
1076
00:35:29,746 --> 00:35:32,882
you could just be like oh yeah, uh.
1077
00:35:32,882 --> 00:35:35,330
Oh fuck.
1078
00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:37,760
Oh, we're almost in Newark, hurry up.
1079
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,539
- Oh my god, Elizabeth.
1080
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,854
- If you were on a mansion train?
1081
00:35:42,854 --> 00:35:43,763
That's right.
1082
00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:45,013
- Yeah, you go on the train
1083
00:35:45,013 --> 00:35:45,970
and there's a mansion in the back.
1084
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:47,780
- You go to the quiet
room of the mansion train
1085
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,557
and no one can hear you.
1086
00:35:49,557 --> 00:35:52,720
- So they do it in the bedroom
and it's pretty regular sex.
1087
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,740
- Just in the air.
- Yes.
1088
00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:54,610
Yes.
- But she likes it.
1089
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,070
She likes the mile high club.
1090
00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,650
- Yes.
- 'Kay.
1091
00:35:57,650 --> 00:36:01,200
- And now we get back to the mansion.
1092
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,170
All the staff's there, wavin' hello.
1093
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:04,384
He's callin' her sis.
1094
00:36:04,384 --> 00:36:05,283
It's like Annie.
1095
00:36:05,283 --> 00:36:08,966
- I'd love a scene that
he comes out just waving.
1096
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,354
We've never had a little girl
1097
00:36:10,354 --> 00:36:11,206
We've never had a little girl
1098
00:36:11,206 --> 00:36:12,117
We've never had a little girl
1099
00:36:12,117 --> 00:36:15,773
- That's kinda how I
imagined it in my head.
1100
00:36:17,862 --> 00:36:21,050
And then she's just like
I want the soundproof room
1101
00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:22,630
and he's like alright,
Imma give give it to you.
1102
00:36:22,630 --> 00:36:24,274
If you're ready, yeah.
1103
00:36:24,274 --> 00:36:26,065
- If you're ready for the soundproof room.
1104
00:36:26,065 --> 00:36:28,080
- You can always leave
'cause I'm bad news.
1105
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,202
- Yes.
- Oh, truly.
1106
00:36:29,202 --> 00:36:30,035
This guy.
1107
00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:31,650
- He is such a jerk off.
1108
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,280
He's just not sexy at all.
1109
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,520
- I wanna speak to this.
1110
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,560
So what I've heard is when
you go to Silicon Valley
1111
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,840
now as a woman, it's actually
like there's way more men
1112
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,930
than women and all these
men have so much money
1113
00:36:41,930 --> 00:36:44,570
but no love and I think
he's one of those guys
1114
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,240
where it's like, you
know, just a good thing
1115
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,820
to know as a woman if you go
to Silicon Valley right now.
1116
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:52,140
I think there's like a lot of guys
1117
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,790
with a lot of money who need to spend it
1118
00:36:53,790 --> 00:36:55,340
but don't have a lot of experience
1119
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:56,300
because there's no one to date.
1120
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,827
- And that's why you might have
1121
00:36:57,827 --> 00:36:59,900
to start dipping into your family pool
1122
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,970
if you're at that point.
1123
00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:02,020
- Rich people are so fucked.
1124
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:02,880
I don't date rich people.
1125
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,038
They're fucked up.
1126
00:37:04,038 --> 00:37:04,900
- Yeah.
1127
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:07,170
- They have no interpersonal skills.
1128
00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:08,840
They have money and that is truly it.
1129
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,957
- Yeah.
1130
00:37:09,957 --> 00:37:10,790
- Don't date them.
1131
00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:11,623
Don't fuck them.
1132
00:37:11,623 --> 00:37:12,473
- And don't fuck them.
1133
00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:14,660
Okay.
1134
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:15,493
- Eat the rich.
1135
00:37:15,493 --> 00:37:17,560
This country's so fucked.
- So he takes her down.
1136
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,970
He does another padlock
on the soundproof room.
1137
00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:21,040
It's got it's own panel.
1138
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,500
No one can get in there.
1139
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,780
And she opens it up and
there's like candles
1140
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:29,980
and an armoire and a
bed and in the armoire
1141
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:31,920
is a mini fridge.
1142
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,320
Which sounds like a dorm.
1143
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,646
- Yeah, it's basically
like kind of a sexy dorm.
1144
00:37:36,646 --> 00:37:39,800
- He's got these string
lights on the walls.
1145
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,180
- Easy Mac.
- And he taped a poster
1146
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:43,493
of Red Hot Chili Peppers to the wall.
1147
00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:46,810
The sexiest, spiciest.
1148
00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:49,190
- And no one from the staff can come in.
1149
00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:50,540
- 'Cause the staff is so eager
1150
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,147
to go in there and see them fuck.
1151
00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:54,010
Okay, we've got to soundproof this room
1152
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,730
'cause the maids can't
wait to hear me cum.
1153
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:59,020
- It should be clear this
room smells like shit.
1154
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,442
Nobody's ever cleaned it.
1155
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,430
- So he lights the candles.
1156
00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:05,460
She's in the bed.
1157
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:06,519
- Yeah.
1158
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:08,960
- He gives her leather cuffs on the bed
1159
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,187
and then this is when
the ice cube scene comes.
1160
00:38:11,187 --> 00:38:12,433
- Yes.
1161
00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:14,242
- He takes out an ice
cube, rubs it all over her.
1162
00:38:14,242 --> 00:38:15,520
- Good thing it was soundproofed to hear
1163
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,012
that crazy sex of here's an ice cube.
1164
00:38:19,012 --> 00:38:19,845
- Oh my god.
- The sizzle
1165
00:38:19,845 --> 00:38:20,678
with the ice cube.
1166
00:38:20,678 --> 00:38:21,511
- It's soundproofed so people can't hear
1167
00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:22,825
how disappointed she is.
1168
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,793
- She goes really?
1169
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,073
And he's like keep cool.
1170
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,370
- He does put the ice cube inside her,
1171
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:34,460
which I think does maybe solve
some of the moisture issues
1172
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:35,800
we were talking about earlier.
1173
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,679
I think it makes it worse
1174
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:37,512
- 'cause it's water.
- It's water.
1175
00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:40,060
It's like how if you
keep washing your face,
1176
00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:41,160
it's not like your face
is going to be moist.
1177
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:41,993
It's gonna dry out.
1178
00:38:41,993 --> 00:38:43,162
Yeah.
1179
00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:44,710
But I mean that the
ice cube gets wet all over.
1180
00:38:44,710 --> 00:38:47,239
It's kinda like boop, got rid of it.
1181
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:48,160
Plus it's numbness.
1182
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,030
He's numbing, don't numb everything.
1183
00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:52,740
- Well, he fucks her hard
so I think she needs it
1184
00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,230
'cause all I've heard is
how he's just pounding her.
1185
00:38:55,230 --> 00:38:57,180
I imagine it's like that
bad sex where someone's like
1186
00:38:57,180 --> 00:39:01,080
uh, uh, uh, uh the whole
time and you're like oh god.
1187
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,110
Yeah.
1188
00:39:02,110 --> 00:39:03,910
- He really is just a college dude.
1189
00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:05,112
Yeah.
1190
00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:08,350
- Does ice help numbing
the pussy for extended sex?
1191
00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:12,903
- I don't know, I don't have a vagina,
1192
00:39:12,903 --> 00:39:15,780
but when I've played with ice with myself,
1193
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:18,860
I haven't enjoyed it 'cause
then I want the sensations.
1194
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:19,720
Oh, okay, yeah.
1195
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,760
- My nipples are also very sensitive
1196
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,858
so I don't like any kind of extra thing.
1197
00:39:24,858 --> 00:39:26,822
- Oh my god, all the biting
and shit she's talking about?
1198
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:27,950
Like ow.
1199
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:29,641
- Bitch ow.
- Yeah, hers are like
1200
00:39:29,641 --> 00:39:30,474
beef jerky.
- Yeah.
1201
00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:31,550
- He's really on those things.
1202
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:35,040
She's got real like
sort of binky kind of nipples.
1203
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,775
- This is the first blow
job of the whole book.
1204
00:39:38,775 --> 00:39:40,154
- Ooh.
1205
00:39:40,154 --> 00:39:41,410
- It takes 'til book three
to get to the blowjob
1206
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:42,919
- and eating out.
- Good on her.
1207
00:39:42,919 --> 00:39:44,745
Oh, eating out too.
1208
00:39:44,745 --> 00:39:47,460
- And I don't know.
1209
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:51,846
I guess it was just so formal an event
1210
00:39:51,846 --> 00:39:56,846
like parting the curtain
and now the blow job part.
1211
00:39:59,487 --> 00:40:01,187
"I continued to massage his balls
1212
00:40:01,187 --> 00:40:03,447
"while I gripped the base of his shaft.
1213
00:40:03,447 --> 00:40:05,027
"I held on tightly, making sure to give
1214
00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:06,587
"the best head I could.
1215
00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:09,397
"It was satisfying pleasing him like this.
1216
00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:11,307
"My pussy never failed to get soaked
1217
00:40:11,307 --> 00:40:13,080
"from doing it to him".
1218
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,180
- And then he says that's enough,
1219
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,062
which makes me think
maybe it wasn't that good.
1220
00:40:17,062 --> 00:40:18,367
- He said something.
1221
00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:21,290
"I want to come in you and nowhere else"
1222
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,600
or something like that.
1223
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,641
- A big baby.
- Oh, okay.
1224
00:40:23,641 --> 00:40:24,860
Is she on the pill?
1225
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:27,289
They don't talk
about condoms in this either.
1226
00:40:27,289 --> 00:40:28,122
- Never.
1227
00:40:28,122 --> 00:40:30,990
- So if she gets pregnant
with her stepbrother's baby.
1228
00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:34,020
- That child will look normal
because they are not bound
1229
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,750
by DNA but--
1230
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:38,140
- But that child will be bad at sex.
1231
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:40,510
- But it will only have
one pair of grandparents.
1232
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:43,239
- I loved this description in this scene.
1233
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,077
"The tip of his cock at
the entrance of my pussy.
1234
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:49,877
"It waited a few moments
before peeking inside climax.
1235
00:40:49,877 --> 00:40:51,897
"I drove right off the
edge and went soaring
1236
00:40:51,897 --> 00:40:54,487
"through the clouds,
shattered me, fracturing
1237
00:40:54,487 --> 00:40:57,710
"every inch of me like
I was made of glass".
1238
00:40:57,710 --> 00:40:59,460
I just like thinking of his little penis
1239
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,950
like peeking through.
1240
00:41:00,950 --> 00:41:02,325
- Kind of peeking in.
- Peek a boo.
1241
00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:03,930
- Like seeing if the coast is
clear to cause some mischief.
1242
00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,127
- Yeah.
1243
00:41:05,127 --> 00:41:06,999
- Like a little Dennis the Menace?
1244
00:41:06,999 --> 00:41:09,253
- Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
1245
00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:13,360
- I did also genuinely love the phrase
1246
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,060
one time when he pinched her nipples,
1247
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,700
she felt "currents of electric lust".
1248
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:18,533
- Yeah.
1249
00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:19,700
- Electric lust is pretty hot.
1250
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:20,910
I would name like my band that.
1251
00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,118
- Wait, that sounds like a sound lyric.
1252
00:41:22,118 --> 00:41:23,870
Dun Dun Dun Electric lust
1253
00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:27,890
- That's Electric Feel by MGMT.
1254
00:41:27,890 --> 00:41:29,895
Yeah, that's what they're singing.
1255
00:41:29,895 --> 00:41:30,728
- They could work in some electric play
1256
00:41:30,728 --> 00:41:32,080
and then they're actually
talking about some,
1257
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,795
I swear to God, BDSM.
1258
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,890
- Electrocuting one another?
1259
00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:39,470
- Yeah, you get a tens
kit that you start using.
1260
00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:42,420
You use one of those hooks
that goes into your urethra.
1261
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:43,940
Do some god damn BDSM!
1262
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:46,790
Or don't but don't talk such a big game
1263
00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,502
like you're so good at this.
1264
00:41:48,502 --> 00:41:49,335
- Yeah.
1265
00:41:49,335 --> 00:41:50,610
- Everyone should have the sex they want.
1266
00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:52,350
You don't have to do BDSM stuff
1267
00:41:52,350 --> 00:41:54,750
but don't come at me like
you're gonna be great at it
1268
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,199
and then not be great at it.
1269
00:41:56,199 --> 00:41:57,032
- Yeah.
1270
00:41:57,032 --> 00:41:59,083
- This is sort of a
structural note for the piece.
1271
00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:02,440
They have a lot of sex in a way
1272
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,940
I actually find incredibly unsexy.
1273
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:07,600
They have no refractory period whatsoever
1274
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,020
and it's almost like
okay, even if this scene
1275
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:13,770
is steamy, I'm coming
down and you're going back
1276
00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:17,410
to have sex immediately
'cause she's insatiable.
1277
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,040
So is he, it seems, but I only
hear from her vantage point,
1278
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,160
but she cannot wait to be fucked again
1279
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,150
after being fucked.
1280
00:42:23,150 --> 00:42:27,880
- Yeah, if I'm him, I'm like
hey, let's just watch the news
1281
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,830
or something for half an hour.
1282
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:31,260
No, slap my sex.
1283
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,643
- Do you wanna run back up to the kitchen?
1284
00:42:32,643 --> 00:42:34,180
I think I have some leftover pie
1285
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:35,447
from that big meal I made you.
1286
00:42:35,447 --> 00:42:36,775
We could--
1287
00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:38,695
- Yeah, stuff it inside
of me and let's go.
1288
00:42:38,695 --> 00:42:40,660
- You know, I really, I just need a second
1289
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:43,250
'cause I'm 30 and stuff slows
down, so we could just...
1290
00:42:43,250 --> 00:42:45,120
- Yeah, enter me now!
1291
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,160
You have permission.
1292
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,960
- You know, I have some sex
toys over here, I'm assuming.
1293
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,350
- Yeah, throw them at me.
1294
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,573
I love it.
1295
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,998
Throw them at me!
1296
00:42:54,998 --> 00:42:55,831
- And so what I was going to say.
1297
00:42:55,831 --> 00:42:57,940
The connective tissue of plot,
1298
00:42:57,940 --> 00:43:00,510
'cause there's only like
one page of backstory
1299
00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:03,330
in the very beginning of this book trilogy
1300
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:06,200
and then never again and that,
1301
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,040
not even just as like
a you don't have story
1302
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,200
but just like to come
down from a sexy scene,
1303
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,460
it's hard for me to go--
1304
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,756
I'm like oh my god, page after page.
1305
00:43:14,756 --> 00:43:15,589
Yeah.
1306
00:43:15,589 --> 00:43:16,830
- Well, the thing is too,
1307
00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:19,240
when I picked Bound By My Stepbrother,
1308
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,260
a, it just sounded a little funny,
1309
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,980
but b, I thought it was going to be more
1310
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:24,640
like sneaking around stuff.
1311
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,350
Like if they had stayed
at the family reunion
1312
00:43:26,350 --> 00:43:27,736
the whole time
- That's way sexier.
1313
00:43:27,736 --> 00:43:28,569
Way sexier.
- And they have
1314
00:43:28,569 --> 00:43:31,640
sneak and kind of little
hi jinx that happen.
1315
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,150
I think that's fun and sexy
and a good time to have.
1316
00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:38,350
But then I just feel like this
whole billionaire plot line
1317
00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:39,700
really killed the mood for me.
1318
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,880
- They're alone in his private mansion.
1319
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,790
No one will catch them that isn't paid
1320
00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:45,070
to shut the fuck up.
1321
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,900
Yeah.
1322
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,000
- I mean, I think this
is sad on two levels.
1323
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,917
It's sad that it's not as good of a book
1324
00:43:50,917 --> 00:43:54,037
as it could be but it's
also like this author
1325
00:43:54,037 --> 00:43:57,440
is not having good sex probably.
1326
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,847
Can I say did you
read the special thanks?
1327
00:43:59,847 --> 00:44:01,160
- You know, to be writing a book.
1328
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,660
No, please do.
1329
00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:04,470
- The special thanks, the about the author
1330
00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:06,999
will I think speak to Kat's point.
1331
00:44:06,999 --> 00:44:07,832
- Yeah.
1332
00:44:07,832 --> 00:44:08,665
Oh wait, I did read this.
1333
00:44:08,665 --> 00:44:10,117
- It's crazy.
1334
00:44:10,117 --> 00:44:12,457
"Kenzie is an amazingly talented writer.
1335
00:44:12,457 --> 00:44:13,727
"She's been writing fiction for years
1336
00:44:13,727 --> 00:44:14,560
"but this is the first time
1337
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,367
"she's shown her naughty side in it.
1338
00:44:16,367 --> 00:44:17,717
"Be prepared to be seduced by some
1339
00:44:17,717 --> 00:44:19,387
"of the sexiest characters imaginable
1340
00:44:19,387 --> 00:44:20,617
"in each of her stories.
1341
00:44:20,617 --> 00:44:22,467
"There are three things you
need to know about Kenzie.
1342
00:44:22,467 --> 00:44:24,337
"One, her favorite color is purple.
1343
00:44:24,337 --> 00:44:26,397
"Two, she believes in unicorns.
1344
00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:27,757
"Three, she writes steamy fiction
1345
00:44:27,757 --> 00:44:29,400
"that makes your heart race".
1346
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,330
And don't say this to make
fun of her necessarily,
1347
00:44:33,330 --> 00:44:36,500
but this does speak to me as someone who
1348
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,240
is writing about something that is purely
1349
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,950
like unicorns and dragons to her.
1350
00:44:40,950 --> 00:44:42,296
Like the world of BDSM.
1351
00:44:42,296 --> 00:44:45,240
- Like a Harry Potter, yes.
- Never had this.
1352
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,240
- And for that it makes
me like it a bit more.
1353
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:48,868
I'm glad she went out
there and she did it.
1354
00:44:48,868 --> 00:44:49,798
She's delving
into something, yes.
1355
00:44:49,798 --> 00:44:52,083
- I thought it was a man who
wrote it. Now it's a woman?
1356
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:52,916
- It's a woman.
1357
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:53,749
- Okay.
1358
00:44:53,749 --> 00:44:55,020
- But I do think...
1359
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:57,730
This is like for someone
who's never done BDSM.
1360
00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:59,411
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1361
00:44:59,411 --> 00:45:01,490
A fantasy.
1362
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,970
- Yeah.
1363
00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:03,803
Yeah, but a safe fantasy.
1364
00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:04,983
- Very, extremely safe.
1365
00:45:04,983 --> 00:45:06,320
So safe, so safe.
1366
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,480
- Her safe word is cherry.
1367
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,313
- Oh jeez.
1368
00:45:10,313 --> 00:45:12,150
What would
everyone's safe word be?
1369
00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:12,983
- I'd make mine...
1370
00:45:12,983 --> 00:45:17,940
You know, when I have sex
that needs a safe word,
1371
00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:22,323
there's the slow down
word, which is yellow,
1372
00:45:22,323 --> 00:45:25,190
and the safe word, which is red.
1373
00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:28,570
Yellow is sorta like hey, we'll slow down,
1374
00:45:28,570 --> 00:45:29,403
- we'll do something else.
- Oh, stoplights.
1375
00:45:29,403 --> 00:45:31,410
- Then red just stops the scene entirely.
1376
00:45:33,061 --> 00:45:35,830
I think it's useful to have both.
1377
00:45:35,830 --> 00:45:40,630
- Yellow and red seem pretty useful.
1378
00:45:40,630 --> 00:45:42,200
Everyone know what those--
1379
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,033
Traffic lights.
1380
00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:43,866
- Traffic lights.
1381
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,180
- And cherries are red so
it's a little creative.
1382
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,354
- So perfect.
1383
00:45:46,354 --> 00:45:47,710
- Yeah, hers were bananas and cherries.
1384
00:45:51,632 --> 00:45:53,467
- I think mine would be
stop fucking me please.
1385
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:55,170
- Please.
1386
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,623
Please, for the love of god.
1387
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:57,456
I'm not enjoying this.
1388
00:45:57,456 --> 00:45:58,688
Would you stop having
sex with me for a moment?
1389
00:45:58,688 --> 00:46:00,013
- That's enough.
1390
00:46:00,013 --> 00:46:02,830
Another thing that I found endearing
1391
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:05,230
was at the end, there was a little recap
1392
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,750
of they're lying in bed together
1393
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,970
and they are truly in love
1394
00:46:07,970 --> 00:46:10,280
so this isn't like naughty taboo.
1395
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,970
It's like she wants to
spend the rest of her life
1396
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,140
with this man and she's like in here,
1397
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:18,560
no one can judge us, no one can hurt us
1398
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,700
and I was like oh, well that
is a pretty sweet sentiment.
1399
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:25,120
- Yes, and the third book
ends with them saying
1400
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,710
you know what, we're going
to come out to our families.
1401
00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:28,543
Yeah.
1402
00:46:28,543 --> 00:46:29,954
- Our family, sorry.
1403
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,581
- Just the one, just the one.
1404
00:46:36,581 --> 00:46:37,570
- Just the one family.
1405
00:46:37,570 --> 00:46:40,620
- So now is the portion
where we rate the book.
1406
00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:44,863
One being a drought and five
being slip off my chair.
1407
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:47,050
Kat, would you like to start us off?
1408
00:46:47,050 --> 00:46:49,360
You didn't hear it, so what
are some of your thoughts
1409
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,330
on writings?
- Probably a one.
1410
00:46:50,330 --> 00:46:53,100
You know, it sounds like we
had fun talking about it,
1411
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,450
but it sounds like there was yeah.
1412
00:46:55,450 --> 00:46:57,060
Just didn't go where it could've.
1413
00:46:57,060 --> 00:46:57,893
Yeah.
1414
00:46:57,893 --> 00:47:01,020
- I think I'll be two and a half
1415
00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:03,130
because she entertained me.
1416
00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:07,940
I was like laughing and I
was turning those pages,
1417
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:12,940
those e-pages, but I do think
the frequency of the sex
1418
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,010
was turn off for me and
there were certain things
1419
00:47:16,010 --> 00:47:17,230
that were precursors to sex
1420
00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:19,714
like eating a heavy meal, being in a lake,
1421
00:47:19,714 --> 00:47:22,750
that like totally turned me off.
1422
00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,080
I literally could not stop thinking
1423
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,570
about her yeast infection
during the first one.
1424
00:47:26,570 --> 00:47:29,587
- Yeah, I think I would
give two and a half as well
1425
00:47:29,587 --> 00:47:32,040
because I did read the
whole thing and quickly
1426
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,820
and it was like a fun little stupid read.
1427
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:37,290
If you're someone who just
wants to get to the sex
1428
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:42,257
in an erotic book and
maybe wants some light BDSM
1429
00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:47,440
or just some less regular sex,
1430
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,990
it's a good book for you.
1431
00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:50,927
- Again, book is overstating it.
1432
00:47:50,927 --> 00:47:54,650
If this was typed in Word,
it would be like eight pages.
1433
00:47:54,650 --> 00:47:56,530
- It was maybe a mistake on my part.
1434
00:47:56,530 --> 00:47:58,050
I thought it was all one book
1435
00:47:58,050 --> 00:48:00,520
until I got to the end and I was like oh,
1436
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,870
there's another book
but it's the same book
1437
00:48:02,870 --> 00:48:06,080
so it's a little confusing
in that regard too.
1438
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,540
- I'm gonna give it a three.
1439
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,550
Wow, out of five!
1440
00:48:09,550 --> 00:48:11,360
- Oh, out of five.
1441
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,653
You thought it was out of ten?
1442
00:48:12,653 --> 00:48:14,940
- I thought it was out of ten.
1443
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:18,200
Oh, okay, well then if it's out of five,
1444
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,880
I'd give it a one and a half
1445
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,310
because the vacation sounds nice
1446
00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:25,410
and the mansion I'm sure is probably
1447
00:48:25,410 --> 00:48:27,210
very pleasant to spend the night at.
1448
00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,063
Okay.
1449
00:48:31,810 --> 00:48:34,230
- Well thank you everyone for listening
1450
00:48:34,230 --> 00:48:37,190
or if you're watching on
Dropout, for watching with us.
1451
00:48:37,190 --> 00:48:40,750
If you are wanting to be
a part of our book club,
1452
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,280
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1453
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,140
With your Dropout subscription,
1454
00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:46,020
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1455
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:47,800
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1456
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,850
You can leave comments
about what we did today,
1457
00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:54,190
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1458
00:48:54,190 --> 00:48:55,640
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1459
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,920
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1460
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,610
You can also read along with us.
1461
00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:02,630
We do have our next
erotic book picked out.
1462
00:49:02,630 --> 00:49:04,640
It's also on Amazon for free.
1463
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,410
A quick read, so it won't
take up much of your time.
1464
00:49:07,410 --> 00:49:11,490
It is the Phantom's Liaison:
An Erotic Ghost Story
1465
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:14,823
and it's book one, so
please don't read book two
1466
00:49:14,823 --> 00:49:16,608
because you'll be ahead of us.
1467
00:49:16,608 --> 00:49:19,377
- You'll be ahead of us... okay.
1468
00:49:19,377 --> 00:49:21,011
- Unless you can't help it.
1469
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,960
- Thank you everybody for being here.
1470
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,870
Thank you Kat.
1471
00:49:25,870 --> 00:49:27,054
- Yeah, thanks for having me.
1472
00:49:27,054 --> 00:49:28,563
- Thank you for having me.
1473
00:49:28,563 --> 00:49:29,396
It was fun.
- What a joy.
1474
00:49:29,396 --> 00:49:30,382
- And thank you.
- Thank you.
1475
00:49:30,382 --> 00:49:31,264
- Have a sexy day!
1476
00:49:31,264 --> 00:49:33,376
- Have a really sexy day.
- Have a sexy morning.
1477
00:49:33,376 --> 00:49:34,801
- Morning?
1478
00:49:37,801 --> 00:49:41,801
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