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- It was irresponsible.
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- Irresponsible?
- Absolutely.
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They spent what?
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A trillion dollars plus
countless man hours,
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not to mention
political capital,
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trying to get one
dude back from Mars.
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- Political capital?
It united the world.
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- Yeah, for a hot second,
but what if they failed?
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Everyone would have been
like, um, excuse me,
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you know there are
people dying here, right?
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- People are always
dying on Earth.
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You can't change that.
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But if you get the opportunity
to bring back Matt Damon...
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- No, screw Matt Damon.
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- That's just harsh.
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- Dude, it costs an average
of $1,200 to save a life.
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- 12... what?
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- When you give
money to charity...
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the ones that are
actually gonna save lives
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are the ones that clean
water and give out
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medicine and stuff, right?
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- Matt Damon's charity
literally cleans water.
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- So when you factor in
administrative costs,
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and how many people would
actually die without help,
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that works out to
1,200 bucks per life.
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- Okay, so what you're saying
is, you take a trillion
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and divided by 1,200
and you can save
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833 million people's
lives on Earth?
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- You just do that
math right now?
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- I'm wicked smart.
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- I know, it's just,
you look like so dumb.
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- Okay.
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Checkmate.
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- Dang.
- Boom.
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- Okay.
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- You really don't think
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they're sending
anybody to save us?
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- I mean...
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I'm sure they're
doing what they can.
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Within reason.
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Benson would probably
take your side.
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- Yeah, well, Benson went crazy.
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- Play again?
- You wanna lose again?
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- I just don't think
we should wait around
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to be saved, you know?
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We gotta save ourselves.
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- Or accept the
inevitability of our fates.
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- One of the two.
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- Two of the three.
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- Three of the four.
- Comme ci, comme ça.
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- ♪ Girl, it feels so good ♪
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♪ To know you're mine ♪
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♪ You've got the love
that keeps me going ♪
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♪ Forever and ever ♪
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♪ You've got the love ♪
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♪ You've got the love
that keeps me going ♪
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♪ Forever and ever ♪
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- Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
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You might as well give up now.
I'm clearly dominating you.
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- I'll dominate your face!
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- Yes.
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- Wait, two?
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Don't you only have,
like, ten left?
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- Yeah, I know, but...
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my blueberry and marijuana
hybrid won't flower,
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so blowing off some steam.
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- Well, go nuts, kid.
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But don't pop and drive.
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Pew.
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Morning.
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Your mama called!
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She said she doesn't miss
you and you're gonna lose.
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- Oh. Your mama called.
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And she said she's your sister,
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you smell like poop,
and you're gonna lose.
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- My mom is my sister?
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- Come on, we gon'
watch a movie.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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- Okay.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca."
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca." Come on.
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"Casablanca" is the
best love story ever.
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- Blargh.
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I want Hans Gruber.
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- Why would you do that?
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Hans Gruber.
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- Okay.
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"Sense and Sensibility."
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It's Hans Gruber
in a love story.
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Come on.
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- Okay.
- Boom. Look at that.
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Get comfortable.
This is kinda great.
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Hey, girl.
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- Error. Comms fail.
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Please contact your nearest
NASA representative.
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- Hello.
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Earth?
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It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane.
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Coming to you live
from outer space.
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And we've got a sick
lineup for you all,
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so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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- Navigation failed.
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- ♪ I wanna be ♪
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♪ As free as that
white line in the sky ♪
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♪ You can stay ♪
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♪ In these last evil
days if you want to ♪
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- You ready?
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- Dur.
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Well, have you tried the
raspberries or the blackberry?
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- Yes, I've tried everything.
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But the blueberry is the one
that's most genetically in line
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with the marijuana
plant, so it should work.
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- Well, I believe in you.
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You'll figure it out.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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- All right.
What's the verdict?
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- Oh, you're gonna see.
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Oh, no.
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No, not the cowboy hat.
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- Can you at least play Dolly?
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Not gonna happen.
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- When you played Bieber,
I didn't say anything.
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It's my turn, and
I wanna two-step.
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We can two-step, that is fine,
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but could we do it to something
less soul suckingly awful?
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- No.
- Please?
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Come on, I'm sure you
have something in there
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that's actually good.
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- Okay.
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- Oh.
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- Ooh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
- Now you go forward.
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Bring it back.
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Then it's one, two,
three, jump rope.
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- That's cute.
- Then you turn.
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- You did this lots, right?
- Yeah.
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One, two, three, then you jump.
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Hey.
- Okay, okay.
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- Turn. Oh.
- Oh.
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- Okay.
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Oh!
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- Uh, uh, uh, ah!
- Hey.
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- Ha, ha, ha, turn.
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- ♪ An old-fashioned girl ♪
146
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♪ But her style
was hard to beat ♪
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- Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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- Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang!
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Give me that snake.
150
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Oh. Oh.
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Pause. Get it. Get it.
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Whoo! Ah.
153
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- There it is. There it is.
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Go back, go back.
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- ♪ Under cover lover, baby ♪
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- Mm. Mm.
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Oh.
- Oh, we're turning.
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- Mm. Mm.
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- So...
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I need to call you
out on something.
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- Okay.
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- I was walking through the
greenhouse this morning,
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and I stepped in
some milky goop.
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Oh. My bad.
165
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- Dude.
- What?
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I thought I cleaned it all up.
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- That's where our food grows.
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That's where the girls sleep.
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Oh, my God, were they...
Watching you?
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- They're chickens.
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- Ew.
- All right.
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That's enough slut shaming.
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- I am not shaming you.
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Masturbation is,
like, super healthy.
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But I keep it in my room
because I'm not a dirty ho.
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- Dirty ho?
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Maybe we should do it.
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- Do what?
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- It.
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- What?
- What?
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- What? I'm serious.
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- Oh, man. He's lost it.
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- Look, in case you
haven't noticed,
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we're doomed to spend the
rest of our miserable lives
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floating around on this ship.
186
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So it would be crazy for
us not to bang, right?
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- Well, when you
put it like that.
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So you're in?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Look, first of all,
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I don't need a reason
not to sleep with you.
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I need a reason to
have sex with you.
193
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- Uh, floating through space.
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Uh, boredom.
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The fact that,
other than Benson,
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I'm your only viable option.
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- See, I can think of
three excellent reasons
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right off the top of my
head why we shouldn't,
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as you put it so
romantically, bang.
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Oh.
- Okay.
201
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Well, moment of clarification.
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I'm not talking
about romance, okay?
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This is completely
void of emotion.
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All right?
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This is all about us using
sex as a stress reliever.
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- Oh, no, I get it.
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- Okay, so what are
your three great...
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- Ow! Oh.
209
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Sorry. No, actually...
- Are you okay?
210
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- It's nothing. Yeah.
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What were you saying?
- What happened?
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- It's really... it's
just a little scratch.
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Ah!
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That's not a scratch.
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- It was just the
freaking tool cart.
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- Look, you need
some antibiotics.
217
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,696
- No, we only have
one course left.
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I am not using it
on this little cut.
219
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,909
- Well, what if the
infection spreads?
220
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- People don't die
from little cuts.
221
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- Yeah, because they
use antibiotics.
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- It's fine.
223
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,465
- So you were saying?
224
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:18,966
- What?
225
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:22,303
- You were saying why we
shouldn't do sex on each other.
226
00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:24,013
- Oh.
227
00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:30,311
- Well, number one, I'm
not attracted to you.
228
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That's an argument
for, not against.
229
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- How?
230
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- Because if we were
attracted to each other,
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then "banging" could
possibly turn into something
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and it would get messy.
233
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- Super messy.
- Right.
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So the fact that you're
not attracted to me
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is a benefit because
we don't have to worry
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about getting messy.
237
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Quick pinch.
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- Ow!
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So wait.
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You are not attracted
to me, either?
241
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- Absolutely not.
242
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,928
- Okay.
243
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,513
- Do you want me to be?
- No.
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Obviously, not.
245
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,518
I'm just surprised
this is the first time
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us "banging" has
occurred to you.
247
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- I didn't say that.
248
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,026
You've never thought about it?
249
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- I mean, you have the only
penis for a million miles.
250
00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,366
- See?
251
00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,326
There you go.
252
00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:32,832
So let's keep this
dry and clean.
253
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And if it starts to hurt,
you let me know ASAP.
254
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Okay?
255
00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:41,883
- Yep.
256
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:48,514
So was this a debate, or are
you making a formal proposal?
257
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,434
- Ah, it's a debate.
258
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- Unless I'm convincing you,
259
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,229
then we definitely should do it.
260
00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,067
- My point still stands.
261
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,026
- How so?
262
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,361
- Well, we're not attracted now,
263
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,696
but if we started having sex,
264
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:07,075
even if we just said
it was "banging,"
265
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,911
our hormones would
eventually take over
266
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,245
and we would emotionally attach.
267
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:14,415
- And when you say attach,
you mean fall in love?
268
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,125
- Sure.
269
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,711
That's the whole reason why
arranged marriages work.
270
00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:20,421
Maybe you think the
other person's gross
271
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,924
when you meet them, but your
brain knows you're stuck.
272
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,425
Biology takes over.
273
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,010
- You're such a romantic.
274
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:27,762
- Dude, it's science.
You are a scientist.
275
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,889
- Yeah, and as a
scientist, I can point out
276
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,392
all sorts of
evolutionary benefits
277
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,185
to emotional connection.
278
00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:37,355
But that doesn't mean I think
love is a chemical reaction.
279
00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,524
No, not at all.
280
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,109
People are meant to be together.
281
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,986
And it has nothing to do with
scent or a primal instinct
282
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:49,075
or unavoidable
circumstances, it's just...
283
00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:53,329
I don't know, they just, like,
belong together, you know?
284
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:57,417
- Oh, sorry. Is
this... is this on?
285
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,626
Okay.
286
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,128
Lame.
287
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,254
Can I get a lame?
288
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:04,716
Uh, yes, because we
are all just robots.
289
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,443
- Yeah, and by your
logic, it doesn't matter
290
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:10,304
if we have sex or not,
because we're emotionally
291
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:13,766
attached anyhow, because our
monkey brains will tell us
292
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,476
that's our best
chance at survival.
293
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:19,063
- Or one of us kills the
other to gain full control
294
00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,441
over our limited resources.
295
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,362
- What's number two?
296
00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,656
- Reason number two.
297
00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,074
We're both married.
298
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,039
- Like I was saying, I don't
see what the problem is.
299
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,250
- You don't think the fact
that we're both married
300
00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,294
should have an impact on
whether we sleep together?
301
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,837
- I mean, granted,
I haven't read
302
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,297
my marriage license in a while,
303
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,966
but I'm sure being
adrift in space
304
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,510
with no hope of rescue
gives you a hall pass.
305
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:53,389
- Okay, first of all, there's
not no possibility of rescue.
306
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:57,018
- We literally talked
about this yesterday.
307
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,687
- That was two weeks ago.
308
00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,773
- Really?
- Yeah.
309
00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,816
- Man, time out here is whacked.
310
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,360
- Look, maybe we
don't get saved,
311
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,988
but I, for one, still
think we can fix this.
312
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,282
- Ah, how's that
working out for you?
313
00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:12,825
- You know, I'm
so glad you asked,
314
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:15,411
because it would be
better if someone helped.
315
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,580
- There are hundreds
of wires over there.
316
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,583
That means there's billions
of possible combinations.
317
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,503
It's a waste of time.
318
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,214
- What else am I
supposed to be doing?
319
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:30,718
Okay. You have a hall pass.
320
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,261
I don't want one.
321
00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,223
- What, because your brain
chemically reacts with Todd's?
322
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,934
Tom and I have been
together since college
323
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,894
and we are very
committed to each other.
324
00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:43,940
- And how much of that time did
you spend deployed or in space?
325
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,984
- What has that got
to do with anything?
326
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,569
I had a job to do.
327
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,780
- Okay. All right. Sorry.
328
00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:56,828
- And are you seriously going
to claim to love Atlanta...
329
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,079
- Savannah.
330
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,705
- More than I love
Tom, while you are
331
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,374
begging me to cheat with you?
332
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,501
- I'm not begging
you to do anything.
333
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,878
This is a debate between
friends to pass time.
334
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,095
Okay, flip them.
335
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,764
- Both?
- Yep.
336
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,892
All right.
337
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,815
Testing navigation.
338
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:28,401
- Error. Navigation failed.
339
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:29,443
- Test fail.
340
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,783
Testing comms.
341
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,285
- Error.
342
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,246
Please contact your nearest
NASA representative.
343
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:41,914
- Test fail.
344
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,124
- Mm.
345
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,464
Why didn't they just
label these goddamn wires?
346
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:54,052
- How's your cut doing?
- It's fine.
347
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,489
- You know what you
wanna watch tonight?
348
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,268
- I don't know.
Something upbeat?
349
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,353
- "Princess Bride"?
- Ugh.
350
00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:05,813
- Huh? What?
351
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:06,999
- I've watched it,
like, a thousand times.
352
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:09,150
- Well, let's watch
it 1,001. It works.
353
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,736
- Plus you always spend
the whole next day all...
354
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,447
- Hello. My name
is Inigo Montoya.
355
00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:18,743
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
356
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,538
I'm really not seeing
the problem here.
357
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,584
- Can we please just
try something different?
358
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,754
I have, like, ten movies we
haven't watched at all yet.
359
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,005
- Okay, all right. Okay.
360
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,925
- Great. Thank you.
361
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:39,430
Ooh, "Alien"?
362
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,890
- Never seen it.
363
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,018
- You have never seen "Alien"?
364
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,561
- I've never seen it, no.
365
00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:52,110
- Bro, you are in
for a serious treat.
366
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,736
Oh, my God.
367
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,530
- Sweet. Okay.
368
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,246
Oh,
Sigourney Weaver.
369
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,539
I know.
370
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,008
Why the hell did we
watch that movie?
371
00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,349
Can you walk me to the bathroom?
372
00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,436
- Yeah. Okay, sure.
373
00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,741
- Hey.
374
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,534
- Ha?
375
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,494
- What are you doing?
376
00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:46,622
- Sleeping.
- You didn't hear me call you?
377
00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,000
I'm scared.
378
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,919
And I don't think the
girls can protect me,
379
00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:55,048
so I think I'ma
just sleep in here?
380
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,508
- Whatever. Just stop talking.
381
00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,010
- Okay.
382
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,642
Use this.
383
00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:11,272
Make a wall, your side.
384
00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,066
Not doing anything.
385
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:16,777
- Oh.
386
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,495
- Good morning, Jane.
387
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:28,539
It's day 1,022.
388
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:44,931
- Oh.
389
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,100
- Hi.
390
00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,727
- Hi.
391
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,188
- So those squishy
round thingamabobs
392
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,148
that were pressed against
my chest, I guess...
393
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,150
- Yeah, yep, my boobs.
394
00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:01,906
- Um, when you came in,
I may have forgotten
395
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:05,660
my general lack of clothing.
396
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,701
- Yeah.
397
00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:14,877
- Are you feeling
better after...
398
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,505
Oh, stop it.
399
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,799
I'm fine.
400
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:21,134
- Well...
401
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:28,891
Get out of here.
- Right. Thanks.
402
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,353
Chickies, Gertie.
403
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,703
All right. Now sit.
404
00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:49,745
Sit.
405
00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,719
One, two, go get!
406
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:07,138
Come on.
407
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,821
- So I've been thinking
about the other morning.
408
00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:26,866
- How you squished
your boobs against me.
409
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,035
- Yeah.
- Okay.
410
00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,662
- It was pretty great, right?
411
00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:32,663
- Okay.
412
00:23:32,705 --> 00:23:33,766
Come on, let me
look at your leg.
413
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,832
Come on.
414
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:38,669
Look at that.
- Told you.
415
00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:39,962
- Yeah.
416
00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,340
It's 'cause of my mad
hydrogen peroxide skills.
417
00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:45,218
- So, like, from a mental
health perspective,
418
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,388
skin on skin contact
is crazy good for you.
419
00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:51,140
Increased serotonin and
dopamine and oxytocin,
420
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,142
lowered blood pressure.
421
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,311
- Is this your
excessively clinical way
422
00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:58,022
of telling me you wanna
naked cuddle more?
423
00:23:58,064 --> 00:24:00,525
Well, I mean...
424
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,901
What are your thoughts?
425
00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:04,487
- Well, I'm just surprised
that you're so willing
426
00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:06,364
to cede the moral high ground.
427
00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:09,534
- Moral high ground? It's
a mental health issue.
428
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,162
- For you, but it's a
stress relief issue for me.
429
00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:16,541
So if we get to cuddle
naked, then I...
430
00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:20,002
- So, like, cuddling is on the
same sliding scale as banging?
431
00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:21,295
- I'm glad you agree.
432
00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:22,630
- So we shouldn't do either?
433
00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,633
- That's not where I
expected that to go.
434
00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:26,675
- Sorry.
435
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:29,762
- Shall we?
436
00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:04,107
We haven't
discussed reason number three.
437
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,900
- What's three?
438
00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:07,318
- You could knock me up.
439
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:14,242
- So you don't
have birth control?
440
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:18,121
- Well, I had an IUD, but it
was giving me weird cramps,
441
00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:21,374
so Benson removed it from me
442
00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,167
before the, you know...
443
00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:26,003
- The crazy.
- Yeah.
444
00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:28,923
There's no condoms
or Plan B in Medical?
445
00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:31,342
- Amazingly, the
government didn't send
446
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:33,553
three married
astronauts into space
447
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,888
with a supply of condoms.
448
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,348
- Bad planning.
449
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:41,936
- No, it's like the gray wire
situation all over again.
450
00:26:41,978 --> 00:26:42,978
- Totally.
451
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,652
Let's just say, like,
for argument's sake,
452
00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:52,363
you did get knocked up,
453
00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:54,615
would it be that bad?
454
00:26:54,657 --> 00:26:56,451
I said for argument's sake.
455
00:26:58,828 --> 00:27:03,166
- You want to raise a
child adrift in space?
456
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,501
- It's beautiful out here.
457
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:07,795
All of our life support
and food sources
458
00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:10,882
are self-sustainable.
We have movies.
459
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:13,634
What kid doesn't like space?
460
00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,845
- So you're losing your mind.
461
00:27:18,681 --> 00:27:23,728
- I didn't wanna say it,
but it should be mentioned.
462
00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,748
As long as we've been out
here with all the radiation,
463
00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:27,982
you're probably sterile anyway.
464
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,113
What?
465
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,660
You're such a jerk.
466
00:27:39,702 --> 00:27:41,829
- I told you I
didn't wanna say it!
467
00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,457
I mean,
can you believe it?
468
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,459
All the man can
think about is sex.
469
00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:49,170
And before you say
anything, yes, obviously,
470
00:27:49,212 --> 00:27:51,005
I think about it too.
471
00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,883
Did I turn four different
electric drills into vibrators?
472
00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:59,347
That was more about innovation.
473
00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:07,188
You've gotta be rational
about it, you know?
474
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:11,526
He's like my big brother
and my little sister.
475
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,820
Yo, and he's kind
of like my dog.
476
00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:16,632
Am I really
supposed to believe
477
00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:18,533
that he's not into this?
478
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,493
Really? Come on.
479
00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:24,247
- And all these quote, unquote,
"reasons" she's throwing out
480
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:27,041
is complete BS.
481
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,835
And even if we did make it home,
482
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,796
which we're not, by the way...
483
00:28:33,923 --> 00:28:36,801
There's no way Savannah
wouldn't understand that.
484
00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:42,640
Yeah, I think
about it every day.
485
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:44,183
- Work is good.
486
00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:46,102
Not to brag, but I
am kind of rocking
487
00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:47,520
this whole mayor thing.
488
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,248
I got the funding for the
universal lunch program,
489
00:28:49,272 --> 00:28:51,441
so yay.
490
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:57,697
I don't like that I'm
living without you,
491
00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:59,073
but I'm proud of you.
492
00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:01,159
I'm proud of you,
and I'm proud of me.
493
00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:05,830
Oh, and I may have killed
that fern in the kitchen,
494
00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:08,416
so you should probably get back
495
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,667
because you're the only one
496
00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,295
with the green
thumb around here.
497
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:14,130
Even the plants miss you.
498
00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:19,886
- I'd be devastated
if she waited for me.
499
00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:24,140
She deserves better than that.
500
00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:32,148
- Hi. Hey, how's
it going up there?
501
00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:35,568
Are you going nuts on
that tiny little shuttle?
502
00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,111
So many questions.
503
00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:39,655
Tom would love it up here.
504
00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:41,199
Are you kidding me?
505
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,077
Sitting around watching
movies every night,
506
00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,204
it's like his heaven.
507
00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:50,958
I was always like,
let's go for a hike,
508
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,337
let's try a new restaurant
or take a road trip.
509
00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:58,216
- I did screw up the
universal remote again,
510
00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:01,594
and now the sound of
the TV doesn't work.
511
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,137
That's gonna have to wait.
512
00:30:03,179 --> 00:30:04,889
- I think he was
hoping this mission
513
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,974
would be, like, my
ultimate adventure,
514
00:30:07,016 --> 00:30:12,522
and then I would come home
and finally be able to just...
515
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:15,858
Be.
516
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,986
- All right, I love you,
and I can't wait to see you.
517
00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,280
Have a blast.
518
00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:24,075
- End of message.
519
00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:26,869
- Hi. How's it going up there?
520
00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,497
Are you going nuts on
that tiny little shuttle?
521
00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,671
- My very last Pop-Tart.
522
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:49,767
Mmm.
523
00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:59,110
We add that to the list of
things I'll never do again.
524
00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:10,872
If he could see me now...
525
00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,254
Shut up.
526
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,800
I need some music.
527
00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:35,062
- Uh-oh.
528
00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:41,109
Uh-oh.
529
00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:48,117
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
530
00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:57,543
-Uh-oh.
531
00:31:57,585 --> 00:31:59,170
- No.
532
00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:13,643
Adam!
533
00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,437
- You hurt yourself?
- Um...
534
00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:17,605
it's just so weird.
535
00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:22,068
I can't... my
music's not working.
536
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:23,110
- Let me see it.
537
00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:32,620
Oh.
538
00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:34,330
I tried that.
539
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,462
- Oh, no.
540
00:32:41,504 --> 00:32:42,797
Don't say that. What?
541
00:32:44,674 --> 00:32:48,928
- It says the root file for
your music is corrupted.
542
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:50,263
- Okay, well, fix it.
543
00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:53,349
- Well, that was... I mean...
- Fix it.
544
00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:54,391
Okay.
545
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,648
I'm so sorry.
546
00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:01,941
- No, no. Come on.
547
00:33:01,983 --> 00:33:03,192
- I don't think I can do this.
548
00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:06,320
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
549
00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:09,407
- I still have my music,
right? You like Sinatra, right?
550
00:33:09,449 --> 00:33:10,700
Garth Brooks?
551
00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:13,619
No, I can't
listen to your music.
552
00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,872
- Your music sucks!
- No.
553
00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,665
I mean, you like
Kenny Rogers, right?
554
00:33:17,707 --> 00:33:19,333
- What?
- You like Eminem?
555
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,336
Who's your favorite singer?
556
00:33:22,378 --> 00:33:23,880
- Um.
557
00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,214
Lionel Richie.
558
00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:26,900
- Lionel Richie. Good,
good, good, good, good.
559
00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:29,135
What's your favorite
Lionel Richie song?
560
00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:32,346
- "All Night Long."
- "All Night Long," okay.
561
00:33:32,388 --> 00:33:33,388
Here we go.
562
00:33:36,684 --> 00:33:38,561
Whoa.
563
00:33:38,603 --> 00:33:39,562
- Doesn't work.
564
00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:42,023
- ♪ Whoa ♪
565
00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:45,026
♪ Well, my friends,
the time has come ♪
566
00:33:46,986 --> 00:33:50,490
♪ To raise the roof
and have some fun ♪
567
00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:54,160
♪ Throw away your
work to be done ♪
568
00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:55,369
Come on.
569
00:33:55,411 --> 00:33:58,790
♪ Let the music
play on, play on ♪
570
00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:04,045
♪ Everybody sing,
everybody dance ♪
571
00:34:04,087 --> 00:34:06,964
♪ Lose yourself in one romance ♪
572
00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:10,385
♪ We're going to party, karamu ♪
573
00:34:10,426 --> 00:34:13,304
- Fiesta forever.
574
00:34:13,346 --> 00:34:16,557
♪ Come on and sing along ♪
575
00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:18,434
♪ All night long ♪
576
00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:20,728
♪ All night, all night ♪
577
00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,731
♪ All night long ♪
578
00:34:23,773 --> 00:34:25,400
♪ All night ♪
579
00:34:25,441 --> 00:34:29,153
♪ All night long, all
night, all night ♪
580
00:34:29,195 --> 00:34:31,364
♪ All night long ♪
581
00:34:31,406 --> 00:34:34,200
♪ All night, all night ♪
582
00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,535
- Yeah!
583
00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:38,955
♪ Once you get started,
you can't sit down ♪
584
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,086
- My name is Inigo Montoya.
585
00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:47,046
You killed my father.
586
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:50,425
Prepare to die.
587
00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:54,721
- ♪ Everyone's dancing
their troubles away ♪
588
00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:03,730
♪ Come join our party,
see how we play ♪
589
00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,523
- You wanna hang?
590
00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:11,612
Hey!
591
00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:15,450
- You flinched and
you're cheating.
592
00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:17,243
- ♪ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♪
593
00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:19,120
♪ Yeah, jambo, jambo ♪
594
00:35:19,162 --> 00:35:21,956
♪ Way to parti, oh, we goin' ♪
595
00:35:21,998 --> 00:35:23,791
♪ Oh, jamboli ♪
596
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,835
♪ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♪
597
00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:28,546
- This might be
your best work yet.
598
00:35:28,588 --> 00:35:30,089
- Thank you.
599
00:35:30,131 --> 00:35:32,091
- You know what you want?
600
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,342
I don't know.
601
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:38,139
Just something cool right here.
602
00:35:38,181 --> 00:35:40,683
Who's your favorite, me or Adam?
603
00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:43,519
I know
what's the answer.
604
00:35:43,561 --> 00:35:45,063
And
I won't tell him.
605
00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:46,522
Okay, I won't tell him.
606
00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:48,066
Are you juggling our eggs?
607
00:35:48,107 --> 00:35:50,902
Feed the input and
output for me, please.
608
00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:54,489
- Input.
609
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:57,658
- Mm-hmm.
- 000.
610
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,286
- Okay.
- 010.
611
00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,998
100.
612
00:36:21,182 --> 00:36:23,059
It's gonna flower soon.
613
00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,602
I can feel it.
614
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,104
- I believe you.
615
00:36:26,145 --> 00:36:30,233
- And we can get high off
these amazingly juicy berries.
616
00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:34,070
And when I get back to
Earth, I'll be a billionaire.
617
00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,658
- Well, you'll still
have to cook it.
618
00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:44,372
- What?
619
00:36:44,414 --> 00:36:50,378
- THC and weed needs to be
heated in order to activate.
620
00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,672
So you're gonna have
to, you know, like,
621
00:36:52,714 --> 00:36:54,966
bake it or smoke it.
622
00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:59,721
Like, you can't just eat one
of these weeds and get stoned.
623
00:36:59,762 --> 00:37:01,723
But you know, maybe I'm wrong.
624
00:37:01,764 --> 00:37:06,686
Maybe you made the first raw
plant ever to get you high.
625
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,604
Hey, it's still gonna be great.
626
00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:11,983
Don't look. Don't
look. Don't look.
627
00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:13,109
- What is it?
628
00:37:14,944 --> 00:37:17,029
- Dude, are you ready for this?
629
00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,239
- Yes, what is it?
630
00:37:18,281 --> 00:37:21,200
- No peeking!
- Jeez!
631
00:37:21,242 --> 00:37:23,327
- Okay, it's probably
thicker than the real thing
632
00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:26,205
and not as dry and crumbly,
but what do you think?
633
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,754
- Are you serious?
634
00:37:32,795 --> 00:37:34,297
- Yeah.
635
00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:38,634
Oh. Here.
636
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:49,604
- ♪ I told the woman
it was high time ♪
637
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:53,608
♪ I picked it up and
walked the line ♪
638
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:57,403
♪ Don't want to have
to look back, no, no ♪
639
00:37:57,445 --> 00:38:00,490
♪ And say that I never tried ♪
640
00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:04,619
- You know what, country
music is not that bad.
641
00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:09,999
What?
642
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:22,595
We should get her out of here.
643
00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:27,183
I don't want the
girls to see her.
644
00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:41,989
- Do we have to?
645
00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:43,908
- It would be crazy not to.
646
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,660
- But we didn't eat Benson.
647
00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,165
- Benson was a person.
648
00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,209
Gertie was here
for food purposes.
649
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,170
- For milk purposes.
650
00:38:56,212 --> 00:38:57,755
How much do we
have left, anyway?
651
00:38:57,797 --> 00:39:01,926
- I think we only have, like,
12 pints left in the freezer.
652
00:39:01,968 --> 00:39:07,348
But now we also have
50-plus meals worth of meat.
653
00:39:09,851 --> 00:39:11,102
Together.
654
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,449
- One.
655
00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:25,283
- Two.
656
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,409
Three.
657
00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:38,212
- That's so good.
- Oh, my God.
658
00:39:38,254 --> 00:39:40,048
Mama mia.
- Oh.
659
00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:42,050
- Oh, zut alors.
660
00:39:42,091 --> 00:39:43,384
- Come on.
661
00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,172
I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
662
00:40:21,214 --> 00:40:22,590
It was a mistake.
663
00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:26,511
- Yeah, but what if
you have a mistake?
664
00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,553
- I won't.
665
00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:49,951
Thank you.
666
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:51,160
- You're welcome.
667
00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:04,298
- You haven't asked
to bang in while.
668
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,301
- Well, technically,
I never asked.
669
00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:08,803
It was more of a debate.
670
00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:11,973
Yeah. Okay.
671
00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:15,268
So for the sake of debate,
672
00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:19,021
what would your
theoretical stance
673
00:41:19,063 --> 00:41:25,069
be on everything but?
674
00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:26,654
- You mean, like, hand stuff?
675
00:41:26,696 --> 00:41:28,781
- Yeah.
676
00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,158
- And mouth stuff?
677
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,785
- Everything but.
678
00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:37,457
That you could, you know,
hypothetically think of.
679
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,501
- Well, hypothetically,
680
00:41:40,543 --> 00:41:43,379
I'd wanna make
sure you were sure.
681
00:41:43,421 --> 00:41:47,425
- I mean, I still
have my husband,
682
00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,180
but he's still a
billion miles away.
683
00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:54,515
And it's just a matter of
time before something vital
684
00:41:54,557 --> 00:41:57,477
on the ship breaks
that we can't fix.
685
00:41:57,518 --> 00:42:00,104
Plus, you are hot.
686
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,483
- And I've have seen the
outline of your penis
687
00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:04,942
when you wear gym shorts,
688
00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:08,404
and I feel like it
wouldn't disappoint.
689
00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:10,406
- Wow, we're being honest today.
690
00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:13,701
- But it isn't just me, right?
691
00:42:13,743 --> 00:42:18,915
Like, you are
attracted to me too?
692
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:21,751
- Theoretically?
693
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,921
- No, do you find me attractive?
694
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:29,258
- Yeah. Very.
695
00:42:31,386 --> 00:42:35,223
- Okay.
- Okay.
696
00:42:35,264 --> 00:42:36,974
- Yeah, okay.
697
00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:43,022
- So did you just go
from pretty sure to sure?
698
00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:45,775
- There is one other thing.
699
00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:47,735
- What's that?
700
00:42:47,777 --> 00:42:50,071
- Okay, so I'm not
saying this romantically,
701
00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:51,989
so please don't get it twisted.
702
00:42:52,031 --> 00:42:53,324
- Oh, boy.
703
00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:58,955
- But you are literally
my entire world.
704
00:42:58,996 --> 00:43:00,373
- Oh!
- Shut up.
705
00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:04,919
You are my only friend.
706
00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:07,630
You're my only coworker.
707
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,049
You are the only
person who can check
708
00:43:10,091 --> 00:43:13,761
that weird ass mole for me.
709
00:43:13,803 --> 00:43:17,849
So what if you're bad at sex?
710
00:43:21,477 --> 00:43:23,938
- I'm serious.
711
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:26,190
Like, what if we do it
and you can't find my clit
712
00:43:26,232 --> 00:43:29,444
and you're, like, one of
those sweaty, dripping dudes
713
00:43:29,485 --> 00:43:31,070
who always has to be on top,
714
00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:33,132
and then I have to call it
off, and then things get weird,
715
00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:38,661
and this awesome thing we
have going on gets ruined.
716
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:43,499
Okay. All right. Stop. Stop.
717
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:48,379
First of all, I
love the clit, okay?
718
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:50,339
We're best friends.
719
00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:53,468
Second of all...
720
00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:56,345
we're still just talking
about banging, right?
721
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,558
- Yeah, right.
- Okay.
722
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,980
So if one of us wants
to stop, we just stop.
723
00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:07,607
No hard feelings.
724
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:09,442
No explanations needed.
725
00:44:09,484 --> 00:44:12,153
None asked for.
726
00:44:12,195 --> 00:44:15,114
- Yeah?
- Totally.
727
00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,574
- Promise?
728
00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:23,498
- I promise on my
delicious dead goat.
729
00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:25,750
- Our delicious dead goat.
730
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960
Okay.
731
00:44:31,923 --> 00:44:32,923
- Okay.
732
00:44:38,221 --> 00:44:39,680
So what did we just decide?
733
00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:43,518
- I think we just decided
to try everything but.
734
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,103
- Oh, wow.
735
00:44:45,144 --> 00:44:47,313
Just... okay.
736
00:44:47,355 --> 00:44:49,399
So, right now?
737
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,566
- I guess.
738
00:44:53,653 --> 00:44:54,862
Actually, you know what?
739
00:44:54,904 --> 00:44:56,382
I haven't done any
personal maintenance
740
00:44:56,406 --> 00:44:57,865
in, like, a really long time.
741
00:44:57,907 --> 00:44:59,909
Do you think we could
do it tomorrow night?
742
00:45:01,494 --> 00:45:03,538
- I'll check my calendar.
743
00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,248
- Cool.
- Dope.
744
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,916
- Sick.
- Looking forward to it.
745
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,584
- It's a date.
746
00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:11,337
- Be there or be square.
747
00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:12,964
- Coolio.
748
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:14,048
- Slamming.
749
00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,139
- Good morning, Jane.
750
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,890
It's day 1,051.
751
00:45:33,693 --> 00:45:35,528
Oh.
- Whoa.
752
00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:38,364
- Lieutenant.
- Captain.
753
00:45:43,786 --> 00:45:47,707
- Okay, what about this?
754
00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:50,292
- No.
755
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,504
- Ow.
756
00:45:53,546 --> 00:45:55,214
- No?
757
00:45:55,256 --> 00:45:56,257
- Nope.
758
00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:58,134
Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not.
759
00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,176
No.
760
00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:05,016
Yo, you look good tonight.
761
00:46:05,058 --> 00:46:06,059
No.
762
00:46:15,735 --> 00:46:18,488
- I'm still gonna try.
763
00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:25,119
- Comms fail.
764
00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,120
- Yo, Earth.
765
00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:27,705
We miss you, bruh.
766
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:35,671
- Navigation engaged.
767
00:46:38,758 --> 00:46:40,301
- Oh, my God.
768
00:46:44,055 --> 00:46:46,057
Oh...
769
00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:47,225
- Fuck.
770
00:46:49,394 --> 00:46:51,938
We have navigation.
771
00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:54,023
- Yeah.
772
00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:55,650
- But no comms.
773
00:46:58,027 --> 00:47:00,863
- We don't need
comms to get home.
774
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,740
- So you can fly us home?
775
00:47:04,534 --> 00:47:05,868
- Yeah.
776
00:47:09,747 --> 00:47:11,582
- How long would it take?
777
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,588
- Three weeks.
778
00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:26,514
- So I guess...
779
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,246
Ow.
780
00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:33,664
- Are you okay?
781
00:48:33,706 --> 00:48:35,124
- What's this?
782
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,751
- Oh.
783
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,253
Let me show you.
784
00:48:45,134 --> 00:48:46,969
- ♪ Looking for
that good stuff ♪
785
00:48:48,596 --> 00:48:51,015
♪ Why don't you tighten
up on your back stroke? ♪
786
00:48:53,518 --> 00:48:55,436
♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪
787
00:48:57,855 --> 00:48:59,440
- Oh, my God!
788
00:49:01,442 --> 00:49:03,486
- ♪ Looking for
that good stuff ♪
789
00:49:05,405 --> 00:49:07,615
♪ Why don't you tighten
up on your back stroke? ♪
790
00:49:09,534 --> 00:49:11,702
♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪
791
00:49:22,213 --> 00:49:24,799
- I'm gonna have to get up
and pee in, like, 30 seconds.
792
00:49:24,841 --> 00:49:26,801
- Shh. Shh, shh.
793
00:49:37,729 --> 00:49:41,649
- If this gets infected and
I die before we get home,
794
00:49:41,691 --> 00:49:45,486
I'm gonna haunt you so hard.
795
00:49:45,528 --> 00:49:46,738
- Understandable.
796
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,869
It's gonna be a hard one
to explain to the husband.
797
00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,919
- Yeah, well, we'll cross
that bridge when we get to it.
798
00:50:47,048 --> 00:50:48,716
It's weird, right?
799
00:50:48,758 --> 00:50:49,884
- Totally.
800
00:50:52,178 --> 00:50:56,974
Do you think there will be,
like, flying cars and stuff?
801
00:50:57,016 --> 00:50:59,477
- We've only been
gone for three years.
802
00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:02,021
Still.
803
00:51:02,063 --> 00:51:05,942
- I think it'll be
exactly the same.
804
00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:07,902
And completely different.
805
00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:12,573
- What are you looking
forward to most?
806
00:51:12,615 --> 00:51:14,534
- Mm.
807
00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:16,911
Floating down Alcorn River.
808
00:51:16,953 --> 00:51:19,789
Having my music back.
809
00:51:19,831 --> 00:51:22,792
Never eating another egg for
the rest of my goddamn life.
810
00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:24,794
- Preach.
- You?
811
00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:39,183
I'm looking forward
to hugging Savannah.
812
00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:42,729
Can I say that?
813
00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,439
- Yeah, of course.
814
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,565
She's your wife.
815
00:51:45,606 --> 00:51:46,607
- I know, but we're...
816
00:51:46,649 --> 00:51:49,444
- I can't wait to see Tom.
817
00:51:49,485 --> 00:51:51,779
I mean, he probably waited
a dignified three months
818
00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:54,615
before marrying a
nice, stable farm girl
819
00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:56,284
and filling her full of babies.
820
00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:58,327
You think?
821
00:52:02,999 --> 00:52:04,542
I don't know.
822
00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:11,382
It would just be nice to
get off this dumb rocket.
823
00:52:11,424 --> 00:52:13,092
Get back to life.
824
00:52:19,098 --> 00:52:21,350
- Can we still be best
friends when we get back?
825
00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:24,227
Please?
826
00:52:26,856 --> 00:52:30,943
Like you said, you've been my
entire world for three years.
827
00:52:34,572 --> 00:52:36,866
- Your world's about
to get a lot bigger.
828
00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:13,528
- ♪ Every star
shivers in the dark ♪
829
00:53:13,569 --> 00:53:18,950
♪ I've been shooting with
a heavy, heavy heart ♪
830
00:53:26,124 --> 00:53:30,712
♪ Talking to losers
at the stadium ♪
831
00:53:30,753 --> 00:53:34,257
♪ Telling them it's all
right, let's have some fun ♪
832
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:38,386
♪ Why can't I have some fun? ♪
833
00:53:38,428 --> 00:53:42,432
♪ Why can't I have some fun? ♪
834
00:53:48,354 --> 00:53:52,650
♪ Shaping the clay in
the dark pre-dawn ♪
835
00:53:52,692 --> 00:53:56,362
♪ God made man to love someone ♪
836
00:53:56,404 --> 00:54:00,450
♪ Why can't I love someone? ♪
837
00:54:00,491 --> 00:54:04,996
♪ Why can't I love someone? ♪
838
00:54:05,037 --> 00:54:09,041
♪ I'd like to love someone ♪
839
00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:13,588
♪ Making my way through
the grocery... ♪
840
00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:15,048
- Hey!
841
00:54:23,056 --> 00:54:27,018
- ♪ So I feel for you ♪
842
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:31,147
♪ I work in service too ♪
843
00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:41,449
♪ Alameda street-side
prison tower ♪
844
00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:45,036
♪ A man pressed his
hand on the window ♪
845
00:54:45,078 --> 00:54:49,457
♪ I waved a little while ♪
846
00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:53,586
♪ I waved a little while ♪
847
00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:58,299
♪ I'm gonna love someone ♪
848
00:54:58,341 --> 00:55:01,094
♪ I'm gonna love someone ♪
849
00:55:25,243 --> 00:55:26,577
- Goodbye.
850
00:56:15,543 --> 00:56:17,712
- The successful
return of Captain Kwan
851
00:56:17,754 --> 00:56:19,547
and lead science
officer Adam Gherrity
852
00:56:19,589 --> 00:56:22,717
is cause for celebration
the world over.
853
00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:25,636
And perhaps none will be more
elated than their spouses,
854
00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:28,014
Tom Campbell and Governor
Savannah Gherrity,
855
00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,265
who are en route as we speak.
856
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,516
Governor?
857
00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,560
- At the same time,
we are saddened
858
00:56:32,602 --> 00:56:34,687
to learn of the passing
of lead medical officer
859
00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:37,774
Megan Benson, who passed
away early in the mission
860
00:56:37,815 --> 00:56:39,567
from as-yet-unknown causes.
861
00:56:39,609 --> 00:56:41,611
- What do you think happened?
862
00:56:45,281 --> 00:56:46,949
Uh...
863
00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:50,995
- No, no, Benson, stop! Benson!
864
00:56:54,123 --> 00:56:56,834
Uh, she passed in her sleep.
865
00:56:58,044 --> 00:57:00,213
And as far as we can tell,
866
00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:04,175
it was either cardiac
arrest or an aneurysm.
867
00:57:05,593 --> 00:57:08,054
- I'm sure you all
have endless questions.
868
00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:09,239
Captain Kwan,
Lieutenant Gherrity?
869
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,140
- Adam?
870
00:57:11,182 --> 00:57:15,937
- Savvie.
871
00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:28,199
- Hi.
872
00:57:28,241 --> 00:57:30,618
- One more question.
One question.
873
00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,702
- Let's go home.
874
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,540
- What are you gonna do first?
875
00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,474
- Hi. So next up is the MRI.
876
00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:55,727
They're just getting set up.
- Okay.
877
00:57:55,768 --> 00:57:57,311
Thank you.
878
00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:00,273
Oh, my God.
879
00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:03,192
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
880
00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:11,451
Yep.
881
00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:15,371
- Hi.
882
00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,543
- Tom.
883
00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:22,670
Um.
884
00:58:22,712 --> 00:58:25,006
Hi.
885
00:58:25,048 --> 00:58:26,883
- Oh.
886
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,596
- Wait. Wait one second.
887
00:58:31,637 --> 00:58:35,808
Uh, if you have gone and
pulled a "Castaway" on me
888
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,853
and married someone
else, totally cool.
889
00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:40,521
Just tell me now
because I don't think
890
00:58:40,563 --> 00:58:42,023
I could actually do...
- No.
891
00:58:42,065 --> 00:58:43,733
- No?
892
00:58:45,359 --> 00:58:46,486
- Still here.
893
00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:52,867
- Didn't you think I was dead?
894
00:58:56,579 --> 00:58:59,248
- Do we have to do this now?
895
00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,334
- Yeah, I mean, why not?
896
00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,544
What else is there
to talk about?
897
00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:06,547
I mean, I wanna know.
898
00:59:06,589 --> 00:59:10,593
- After about a year, my
sister set me up with someone.
899
00:59:10,635 --> 00:59:11,886
- Sure.
900
00:59:11,928 --> 00:59:14,597
- And then...
901
00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:18,101
there were three or four
other short things after that.
902
00:59:18,142 --> 00:59:20,520
They... they...
they just... they...
903
00:59:22,939 --> 00:59:24,774
Nothing ever took.
904
00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:31,406
They couldn't hold
a candle to you.
905
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:45,420
- Sorry about the whole
kiss attack thing earlier.
906
00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:49,841
I was just really
excited to see you.
907
00:59:49,882 --> 00:59:52,677
And I had my team in
my head just telling me
908
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:54,470
what an important
moment this was,
909
00:59:54,512 --> 00:59:58,349
and everything had to
go just right, and...
910
00:59:58,391 --> 01:00:03,855
inside, I was just terrified.
911
01:00:03,896 --> 01:00:06,858
- Of what?
912
01:00:06,899 --> 01:00:09,444
- I don't know.
913
01:00:09,485 --> 01:00:11,237
Three years is a long time.
914
01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:12,655
-Yeah.
915
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:17,076
- I really didn't think I
was ever gonna see you again.
916
01:00:17,118 --> 01:00:18,494
- Same.
917
01:00:21,706 --> 01:00:25,126
- God knows what you must think
of all this governor stuff.
918
01:00:26,669 --> 01:00:28,814
- No, because I feel like I
need to explain this to you
919
01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:31,966
because listen, when
you disappeared,
920
01:00:32,008 --> 01:00:36,679
there was suddenly
this spotlight on me.
921
01:00:36,721 --> 01:00:39,265
And I couldn't just go out
and have death rebound sex
922
01:00:39,307 --> 01:00:41,851
like a normal person.
923
01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:47,065
I had to just play the part
and meet the expectations,
924
01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:48,775
and I was stuck.
925
01:00:50,693 --> 01:00:55,156
All I had was my work.
926
01:00:55,198 --> 01:00:59,410
So then this opportunity to run
came up, and I just took it.
927
01:00:59,452 --> 01:01:03,081
- Listen, babe,
I'm proud of you.
928
01:01:05,124 --> 01:01:06,709
- You are?
- Yeah.
929
01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:22,016
So here, you have the
marijuana kush or flower.
930
01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:24,352
Here, you have the blueberry,
luscious, wholesome.
931
01:01:24,394 --> 01:01:27,397
- She was, like,
screaming at Adam...
932
01:01:27,438 --> 01:01:29,273
coming toward, um...
933
01:01:29,315 --> 01:01:31,651
- ♪ Can't you see? ♪
934
01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,252
- We have one that
goes like this.
935
01:01:51,087 --> 01:01:52,463
Slower.
936
01:01:52,505 --> 01:01:53,965
And it's erratic,
937
01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:55,466
but that's what I like about it.
938
01:01:58,636 --> 01:01:59,762
You wanna try?
939
01:02:02,432 --> 01:02:03,516
- Yeah, I'm fine.
940
01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:06,936
- I'm fine.
941
01:02:06,978 --> 01:02:08,479
I'm okay.
942
01:02:10,106 --> 01:02:12,775
Just
happy to be home.
943
01:02:16,112 --> 01:02:17,488
- Where is this guy?
944
01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:19,699
They run out of ink?
945
01:02:19,741 --> 01:02:22,160
It's NASA, don't... don't
they have printers here?
946
01:02:22,201 --> 01:02:23,453
Sign these papers.
947
01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:25,121
Sign this paper.
948
01:02:25,163 --> 01:02:28,416
It doesn't feel real.
949
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,418
- I'm here.
- I know.
950
01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,253
- I'm so sorry.
951
01:02:32,295 --> 01:02:34,297
We just need a few more
security guards out there
952
01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,257
to help keep the press at bay.
953
01:02:36,299 --> 01:02:39,177
- No worries.
- Not a problem.
954
01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:42,430
I promise it's gonna
start feeling normal soon.
955
01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:43,639
- Yeah.
956
01:02:43,681 --> 01:02:45,850
- Oh, I'm so glad we
didn't miss you guys.
957
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,435
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
958
01:02:47,477 --> 01:02:48,936
It's so good to see you, Jane.
959
01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:50,646
- You too, Savannah.
- Hi.
960
01:02:50,688 --> 01:02:52,982
That farewell dinner
feels like a lifetime ago.
961
01:02:53,024 --> 01:02:55,443
Oh, my God, yeah,
two lifetimes ago.
962
01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:56,444
- I know.
- Hey.
963
01:02:56,486 --> 01:02:57,570
Hey. How's it going?
964
01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:58,964
- Thanks for taking
care of my girl.
965
01:02:58,988 --> 01:03:00,323
- More like she took care of me.
966
01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:05,453
- I'm keeping the girls.
967
01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:06,537
- Oh.
- Yeah.
968
01:03:06,579 --> 01:03:07,789
- The girls?
- The hens.
969
01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,832
That's what we call the hens.
- Oh.
970
01:03:09,874 --> 01:03:12,168
- Unless you guys want some.
971
01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,961
- Oh, um...
- Why not?
972
01:03:14,003 --> 01:03:15,963
We've got the space.
- I don't know.
973
01:03:16,005 --> 01:03:18,091
You know, if I deployed...
- Come on.
974
01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:20,927
You guys are international
space heroes now.
975
01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,637
Your deployment
days are behind you.
976
01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:24,239
I mean, you're celebrities.
- Okay, okay.
977
01:03:24,263 --> 01:03:25,741
It's just they make a mess.
- Wait, wait, wait.
978
01:03:25,765 --> 01:03:27,934
How much of a mess are
we talking about here?
979
01:03:27,975 --> 01:03:29,519
- Oh, no, they're
great. They're great.
980
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,187
I'm really glad
you're taking them.
981
01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:35,650
I wanted to take Benson
home, but they said no, so...
982
01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:39,946
- Okay, so your discharge
papers are ready now.
983
01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:41,697
- All right.
- Hey, you know what?
984
01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,966
Why don't Tom and I handle this?
985
01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,326
You guys just take a
minute. Say goodbye.
986
01:03:45,368 --> 01:03:46,828
- Oh.
- Yeah. I got it.
987
01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,347
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
988
01:03:48,371 --> 01:03:49,914
- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right.
989
01:03:54,752 --> 01:03:56,337
- Ate a Pop-Tart this morning.
990
01:03:56,379 --> 01:03:58,256
- Oh, yeah? How was it?
991
01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:01,426
- Well, after your homemade
ones, I'm a little ruined.
992
01:04:01,467 --> 01:04:04,178
Mm, well.
993
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,847
I'll get you the recipe.
994
01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:08,224
All you need is a
steady supply of fresh,
995
01:04:08,266 --> 01:04:10,893
unpasteurized goat's milk.
996
01:04:12,812 --> 01:04:15,314
- So I'll hear from you.
997
01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,000
- Yeah, of course. I mean,
we'll see each other.
998
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,210
We've got interviews
coming up...
999
01:04:18,234 --> 01:04:19,193
- Not like that.
1000
01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:23,364
Will you be a part of my life?
1001
01:04:31,247 --> 01:04:32,999
- No.
1002
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,418
- Come on.
1003
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:39,005
Just a phone call every
now and then, you know?
1004
01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,049
Old friends checking
up on each other.
1005
01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:44,719
- Adam, we were stuck in
a box for three years,
1006
01:04:44,761 --> 01:04:47,555
and it messed with our heads.
1007
01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:48,931
And now we're out of that box.
1008
01:04:51,434 --> 01:04:52,810
This is real.
1009
01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,772
Up there, it wasn't real.
1010
01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,400
- You ready?
1011
01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:02,070
Huh. Yeah.
1012
01:05:03,821 --> 01:05:07,533
So, well, bye.
1013
01:05:07,575 --> 01:05:09,660
- See you guys.
- Bye.
1014
01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:10,787
See you, Adam.
1015
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:17,210
Discharged.
- Discharged.
1016
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:23,049
- We're on in five,
four, three, two...
1017
01:05:23,091 --> 01:05:24,967
- Adam, the world wants to know.
1018
01:05:25,009 --> 01:05:27,720
How did you survive in space?
1019
01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:29,055
- Well, that's a
loaded question.
1020
01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:30,640
- Yeah.
1021
01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:33,935
We basically had a living,
breathing ecosystem
1022
01:05:33,976 --> 01:05:35,937
on the ship, so we were able
1023
01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:37,438
to sustain our own food,
1024
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,607
and the ship created oxygen.
1025
01:05:39,649 --> 01:05:42,527
And we, um,
1026
01:05:42,568 --> 01:05:44,362
we made our way through it.
1027
01:05:44,404 --> 01:05:46,906
- He was just circling
the grocery parking lot.
1028
01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:48,133
- Is this the parking
lot story again?
1029
01:05:48,157 --> 01:05:49,409
- Over and over.
- Come on.
1030
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,786
- I wanna, like,
close it. There we go.
1031
01:05:55,498 --> 01:05:58,126
- So what have the two of
you been doing to reconnect,
1032
01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,670
I mean, after three years?
1033
01:06:00,712 --> 01:06:02,213
- Well, we've been
trying to make up
1034
01:06:02,255 --> 01:06:04,298
for lost time, you know?
1035
01:06:14,058 --> 01:06:16,686
And my wife's the governor.
1036
01:06:16,728 --> 01:06:19,355
- Yeah, so that's a
little... different.
1037
01:06:19,397 --> 01:06:21,083
- Yeah, you know what,
Frank? I don't wanna hear it.
1038
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:23,234
This bill's gonna go
through with or without you.
1039
01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:25,587
So you can either choose to be
on the side of the poor kids
1040
01:06:25,611 --> 01:06:27,947
who wanna learn their colors
and their goddamn ABCs
1041
01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:30,450
or you can cast a losing
vote against equal access
1042
01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:33,327
to education and deal with
the voters in November.
1043
01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:37,165
Good choice, Frank.
1044
01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:38,708
Hi.
- You know, this isn't fair.
1045
01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,501
- What?
- I orbit Jupiter,
1046
01:06:40,543 --> 01:06:43,171
I come home, and I'm still a
schlub in this relationship.
1047
01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:45,298
- Yeah, well, you're my schlub.
1048
01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,925
Uh, Governor.
1049
01:07:01,439 --> 01:07:05,109
- You know, this
one is my favorite.
1050
01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:08,863
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1051
01:07:08,905 --> 01:07:11,199
- I thought you hated tattoos.
1052
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,701
- Well, yeah,
normally I do, but...
1053
01:07:13,743 --> 01:07:16,954
all of these, they're like...
1054
01:07:16,996 --> 01:07:20,792
you know, like a map of your
grand adventure up there.
1055
01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,044
- I like that.
1056
01:07:23,086 --> 01:07:24,921
- I can just, boop, boop.
1057
01:07:26,464 --> 01:07:27,464
- Hello.
1058
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,428
What was your favorite part?
1059
01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:37,558
- Um...
1060
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,771
I guess the dancing.
1061
01:07:41,813 --> 01:07:45,400
Adam made a surprisingly
good dance partner.
1062
01:07:48,611 --> 01:07:50,613
That's good.
1063
01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:54,242
I'm guessing the worst part
was losing Benson, right?
1064
01:07:54,283 --> 01:07:55,743
You know, I actually
never asked.
1065
01:07:55,785 --> 01:07:59,163
Who found her? Was it you?
1066
01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:00,581
- No.
1067
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:02,500
Adam found her.
- Good.
1068
01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:14,137
- What do you think
about going on a trip?
1069
01:08:15,888 --> 01:08:18,015
- A trip?
1070
01:08:18,057 --> 01:08:21,769
- Yeah, Iceland, to see
the northern lights.
1071
01:08:21,811 --> 01:08:23,438
- Iceland, huh?
1072
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,479
- Mm-hmm.
1073
01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,651
- Yeah, sure.
1074
01:08:28,693 --> 01:08:31,279
But, I mean, I... I...
1075
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,989
it feels like you just gone back
1076
01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:35,658
and you're ready to
leave again so soon?
1077
01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,952
- Oh, no, I just,
1078
01:08:37,994 --> 01:08:41,998
um, thought it would be
a nice way to reconnect.
1079
01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,461
- No, ah...
1080
01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:48,004
I'm sorry.
1081
01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,425
Look, of course you
wanna go on a trip.
1082
01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:57,096
I keep forgetting
that you were trapped
1083
01:08:57,138 --> 01:08:59,474
in a box for the
last three years.
1084
01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,184
Yeah.
1085
01:09:01,225 --> 01:09:05,104
We can go on a trip, anywhere
you want, just you and me.
1086
01:09:16,157 --> 01:09:22,371
- ♪ To keep from crying,
I be talking... ♪
1087
01:09:22,413 --> 01:09:24,874
- And how are you getting
on now that you're home?
1088
01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:27,043
- Um, very well. Thank you.
1089
01:09:27,085 --> 01:09:30,463
- I'd imagine the boredom
would be the worst bit.
1090
01:09:30,505 --> 01:09:33,007
- You know, we never
really experienced boredom.
1091
01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:34,842
There was always things to do.
1092
01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:36,344
- For instance?
1093
01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:40,181
- Well, uh, we would
bet on chicken races,
1094
01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,725
tried to write the
next great pop song.
1095
01:09:42,767 --> 01:09:44,560
We would invent handshakes.
1096
01:09:44,602 --> 01:09:48,189
And I spent quite a bit of
time trying to crossbreed
1097
01:09:48,231 --> 01:09:51,192
a marijuana blueberry plant.
1098
01:09:51,234 --> 01:09:53,820
Actually, still
working on that one.
1099
01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:56,030
Marijuana's still legal, right?
1100
01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:57,365
- As long as I'm governor.
1101
01:10:01,077 --> 01:10:03,037
- ♪ I know the feeling ♪
1102
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:05,832
♪ When I feel like I'm dying ♪
1103
01:10:08,251 --> 01:10:11,546
♪ I put my baby's
picture in bed with me ♪
1104
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,134
♪ Then I feel fine ♪
1105
01:10:16,175 --> 01:10:18,261
♪ But I wanna know ♪
1106
01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:21,639
♪ Oh, I wanna know ♪
1107
01:10:21,681 --> 01:10:25,059
♪ Why can't she be ♪
1108
01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:29,731
♪ Just another woman ♪
1109
01:10:29,772 --> 01:10:36,446
♪ That I've loved
in my past? ♪
1110
01:10:37,697 --> 01:10:40,199
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1111
01:10:40,241 --> 01:10:42,702
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1112
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:48,082
♪ How long is the
heartache supposed... ♪
1113
01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,295
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can you help me?
1114
01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:56,466
I think I may have
dropped something.
1115
01:10:56,507 --> 01:11:00,428
Um, sure.
1116
01:11:00,470 --> 01:11:01,554
- Ew!
1117
01:11:04,557 --> 01:11:07,185
So one of them
pooped on my shoe.
1118
01:11:07,226 --> 01:11:08,561
- Are you sure it was them?
1119
01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:09,604
- Was it you?
1120
01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:10,980
- Come on. Poop
is a sign of love.
1121
01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:12,482
Stop it.
1122
01:11:12,523 --> 01:11:14,293
- I think we need to talk
about moving the coop outside.
1123
01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,070
- Baby, they're indoor chickens.
1124
01:11:17,111 --> 01:11:18,780
That's all they know.
- They're chickens.
1125
01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:21,157
I feel like they'll adjust.
1126
01:11:46,641 --> 01:11:48,768
- ♪ Well, my friends,
the time has... ♪
1127
01:11:59,362 --> 01:12:01,739
- I'm sorry this
is taking so long.
1128
01:12:01,781 --> 01:12:04,158
Just ten more minutes, okay?
1129
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,326
- That's fine.
1130
01:12:07,537 --> 01:12:10,206
Do you maybe wanna take
this dance class with me?
1131
01:12:17,797 --> 01:12:19,048
You know I have two left feet.
1132
01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:21,175
Come on. I'd kill myself.
1133
01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:24,637
- All right.
1134
01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:34,105
Who's Amber?
- She's nobody.
1135
01:12:34,147 --> 01:12:36,649
- What's she wanna talk about?
1136
01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,691
- I don't know.
1137
01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:49,954
Okay.
1138
01:12:49,996 --> 01:12:52,039
We, um,
1139
01:12:52,081 --> 01:12:53,541
we went on a few dates.
1140
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,585
- Okay. Recently?
1141
01:12:58,254 --> 01:12:59,464
How many dates?
1142
01:13:01,049 --> 01:13:02,091
- Five or six.
1143
01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,594
- Tom, you need to call her.
1144
01:13:06,179 --> 01:13:07,722
- Why?
1145
01:13:07,764 --> 01:13:10,475
- I mean, you had a
relationship with this person.
1146
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,226
She deserves to
know where you are.
1147
01:13:12,268 --> 01:13:14,520
- Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Babe, no. No.
1148
01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:16,564
I definitely did not have
a relationship with...
1149
01:13:16,606 --> 01:13:18,983
- Maybe we should
talk to her together.
1150
01:13:19,025 --> 01:13:20,169
- What are you talking about?
1151
01:13:20,193 --> 01:13:21,611
- Yeah, like, maybe
that would help.
1152
01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:23,237
- Help what?
1153
01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:24,882
- I mean, it's not her
fault that your wife
1154
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:27,700
miraculously returned
after three years.
1155
01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:30,369
I mean, what is
she supposed to do?
1156
01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:32,914
Act like nothing happened,
like you didn't have
1157
01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:35,166
a meaningful connection,
1158
01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,086
like it wasn't going somewhere?
1159
01:13:38,127 --> 01:13:39,295
Like...
- Jane, Jane.
1160
01:13:40,922 --> 01:13:43,174
- What?
1161
01:13:43,216 --> 01:13:44,759
- What's happening?
1162
01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:49,347
- Um...
1163
01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:04,153
I slept with Adam.
1164
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,623
- Oh.
1165
01:14:25,466 --> 01:14:28,094
- Okay, so we got 15 minutes
for this meet and greet,
1166
01:14:28,136 --> 01:14:30,221
and then, we head
into the event.
1167
01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:31,806
Okay?
1168
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,848
- Okay.
1169
01:14:35,184 --> 01:14:37,979
- Everything okay?
1170
01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:39,480
- Yeah.
1171
01:14:39,522 --> 01:14:41,607
Just been going nonstop
since I got back.
1172
01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,651
- I know.
1173
01:14:43,693 --> 01:14:45,862
- I don't know, maybe we
could pull back a little bit,
1174
01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:47,280
find some time to talk.
1175
01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,282
- We could talk right now.
1176
01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:52,493
Baby, I'm the governor.
1177
01:14:52,535 --> 01:14:54,454
I have responsibilities.
I can't just stop.
1178
01:14:54,495 --> 01:14:57,290
Yeah, your job is meet and
greets and fundraisers.
1179
01:14:57,331 --> 01:15:00,001
- Yeah, that's the job.
1180
01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:01,169
What?
1181
01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,271
What is it that you
wanna talk about
1182
01:15:02,295 --> 01:15:03,713
that we can't talk
about right now?
1183
01:15:03,755 --> 01:15:06,174
- I don't know, maybe the
time Benson tried to kill me
1184
01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:09,719
and Jane had to axe her in
the back to save my life.
1185
01:15:13,598 --> 01:15:15,117
- God is that what
you wanna talk about?
1186
01:15:15,141 --> 01:15:16,559
- No.
1187
01:15:23,107 --> 01:15:29,197
- See, I think I know what
you wanna talk about, but...
1188
01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:32,867
I really don't
wanna talk about it.
1189
01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:39,540
So if you could just
tell me that it's over,
1190
01:15:39,582 --> 01:15:41,709
maybe that would be enough.
1191
01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,920
- It is.
1192
01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,254
- Good.
1193
01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:49,634
Are we good?
1194
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:54,721
- Yeah.
1195
01:15:57,183 --> 01:16:00,812
- I'll see what I can cancel
over the next few weeks, okay?
1196
01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:02,355
Thank you.
1197
01:16:04,607 --> 01:16:06,359
- There is one thing
we can't avoid, though.
1198
01:16:06,401 --> 01:16:08,069
- What?
- Eh.
1199
01:16:52,488 --> 01:16:53,990
Hi, Jane. You look lovely.
1200
01:16:54,031 --> 01:16:56,284
- Thank you. So do you.
1201
01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:57,577
- Long time.
1202
01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,287
- It's been nine days.
1203
01:16:59,328 --> 01:17:00,955
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
1204
01:17:00,997 --> 01:17:04,542
- Man, I guess time's
messed up here, too, right?
1205
01:17:04,584 --> 01:17:06,461
- Where's your sweet husband?
1206
01:17:07,545 --> 01:17:09,922
- Oh, um...
1207
01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:12,967
the story for tonight
is that he has the flu.
1208
01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,888
But we are actually
splitting up.
1209
01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:19,348
- Wait, you're what?
- Yeah. I know.
1210
01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,726
It must sound...
1211
01:17:21,768 --> 01:17:26,147
And Tom, he really is perfect.
1212
01:17:26,189 --> 01:17:28,983
I think when we got married, I
thought that would be enough,
1213
01:17:29,025 --> 01:17:30,777
you know, the fact
that we make sense
1214
01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,488
for each other or something.
1215
01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:37,116
But we just never really fit.
1216
01:17:37,158 --> 01:17:41,079
And as much as we wanted to,
it just wasn't meant to be.
1217
01:17:42,288 --> 01:17:43,790
- Wow.
1218
01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:44,707
Poor Tom.
1219
01:17:44,749 --> 01:17:46,167
- Oh, he is better off.
1220
01:17:46,209 --> 01:17:47,377
- I'm sure.
1221
01:17:49,128 --> 01:17:50,713
Oh, I didn't mean
that how it sounded.
1222
01:17:50,755 --> 01:17:53,633
I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
1223
01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:57,220
- Well, don't let us
keep you from mingling.
1224
01:17:57,261 --> 01:17:59,389
Yeah, right, um...
1225
01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:01,807
Okay.
1226
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:10,483
- So what I usually do
is crumble the Pop Tarts
1227
01:18:10,525 --> 01:18:12,360
into the eggs and scramble.
1228
01:18:12,402 --> 01:18:14,028
- Yeah, every Halloween.
1229
01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:15,113
Little astronaut.
1230
01:18:17,448 --> 01:18:19,534
What were you...
1231
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,122
Madame President.
1232
01:18:24,163 --> 01:18:27,792
- I understand you both
are excellent dancers.
1233
01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,044
- Oh.
- Uh, um...
1234
01:18:30,086 --> 01:18:32,714
- No.
- Please.
1235
01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:35,007
Won't you honor us with a dance?
1236
01:18:35,049 --> 01:18:37,427
- I don't think...
- Oh, no, I feel...
1237
01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:38,761
- I insist.
1238
01:18:40,513 --> 01:18:41,681
- Of course.
1239
01:19:25,224 --> 01:19:30,688
- ♪ I wanted to be
with you alone ♪
1240
01:19:32,023 --> 01:19:36,778
♪ And talk about the weather ♪
1241
01:19:36,819 --> 01:19:39,864
♪ But traditions I can trace ♪
1242
01:19:39,906 --> 01:19:45,411
♪ Against the child
in your face ♪
1243
01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:48,706
♪ Won't escape my attention ♪
1244
01:19:52,085 --> 01:19:57,465
♪ You keep your distance
with a system of touch ♪
1245
01:19:59,592 --> 01:20:02,553
♪ And gentle persuasion ♪
1246
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,767
♪ I'm lost in admiration ♪
1247
01:20:07,809 --> 01:20:11,813
♪ Could I need
you this much? ♪
1248
01:20:11,854 --> 01:20:14,649
♪ You're wasting my time ♪
1249
01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:18,611
♪ You're just wasting time ♪
1250
01:20:18,653 --> 01:20:24,617
♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪
1251
01:20:24,659 --> 01:20:27,954
♪ I never find out ♪
1252
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:32,583
♪ Till I'm head over heels ♪
1253
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:38,131
♪ Something happens and
I'm head over heels ♪
1254
01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:44,303
♪ Oh, don't take my, don't
break my heart, don't ♪
1255
01:20:44,345 --> 01:20:46,472
♪ Don't throw it away ♪
1256
01:21:40,610 --> 01:21:41,944
- That was great.
1257
01:21:47,950 --> 01:21:50,244
- Well, we are so
glad that you're back.
1258
01:21:50,286 --> 01:21:51,329
- It's been great.
1259
01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:53,372
- And that waltz,
you were wonderful.
1260
01:21:53,414 --> 01:21:55,958
- Thank you, Madame President.
- I told you you would be.
1261
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,418
Happy campaigning to you.
1262
01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,629
I know you'll do a wonderful
job for your state.
1263
01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:02,340
They're lucky to have you.
- Thank you.
1264
01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:03,800
- Well, take care.
1265
01:22:03,841 --> 01:22:05,927
- Thank you.
1266
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,320
- Just say it.
1267
01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:26,572
I love you.
1268
01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:27,740
You're an asshole.
1269
01:22:34,664 --> 01:22:36,082
What happened up there?
1270
01:22:36,124 --> 01:22:37,417
- Nothing.
1271
01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,005
And everything.
1272
01:22:47,343 --> 01:22:49,804
It's okay.
1273
01:22:49,846 --> 01:22:51,681
I mean, it's not okay.
1274
01:22:57,353 --> 01:22:58,896
- Can I...
1275
01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:12,785
- Tell Jane I hate her.
1276
01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:30,261
Thank you.
1277
01:23:53,159 --> 01:23:55,036
- Hi.
1278
01:23:55,078 --> 01:23:56,370
Hey.
1279
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:01,584
- Where's Savannah?
1280
01:24:01,626 --> 01:24:03,544
- She left.
1281
01:24:03,586 --> 01:24:05,171
- Oh.
1282
01:24:05,213 --> 01:24:07,382
- She wanted me to let you
know that she hates you.
1283
01:24:07,423 --> 01:24:08,383
- She does?
1284
01:24:08,424 --> 01:24:10,301
- Yeah.
1285
01:24:10,343 --> 01:24:11,803
- Why is that?
1286
01:24:18,142 --> 01:24:20,436
Oh.
1287
01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,854
- Yeah.
1288
01:24:21,896 --> 01:24:23,815
- Okay. So...
1289
01:24:30,947 --> 01:24:33,741
Is this just, like,
an elaborate ploy
1290
01:24:33,783 --> 01:24:35,159
for my Pop-Tart recipe?
1291
01:24:35,201 --> 01:24:37,286
- Shh.
1292
01:24:40,039 --> 01:24:41,791
You wanna get a drink?
1293
01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:47,004
- You know, we
should probably...
1294
01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:48,148
- Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?
1295
01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:50,258
- No.
- You touched your stomach.
1296
01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:51,217
So?
1297
01:24:51,259 --> 01:24:52,403
We had all that unprotected sex.
1298
01:24:52,427 --> 01:24:55,388
- Oh, is this why
you're choosing me?
1299
01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:57,265
'Cause bro, if
this is just, like,
1300
01:24:57,306 --> 01:25:00,017
your biological
urge to procreate...
1301
01:25:00,059 --> 01:25:02,395
- Oh, God, no.
1302
01:25:03,813 --> 01:25:05,189
I choose you.
1303
01:25:06,649 --> 01:25:10,403
And not because I chemically
attached, which I did.
1304
01:25:10,445 --> 01:25:14,490
And not because I wanna have
your babies, which I do.
1305
01:25:16,159 --> 01:25:18,035
It's because we're meant to be.
1306
01:25:19,412 --> 01:25:20,788
- Lame.
1307
01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:22,457
We're all robots.
1308
01:25:22,498 --> 01:25:24,000
- Yeah.
1309
01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,960
- What I was gonna say
this, we should probably
1310
01:25:26,002 --> 01:25:28,337
keep this on the down-low
for a little while.
1311
01:25:28,379 --> 01:25:29,630
- Right. Down low.
1312
01:25:29,672 --> 01:25:31,132
- You don't wanna cause a stir.
1313
01:25:31,174 --> 01:25:33,217
- No stir.
- No stir.
1314
01:25:45,980 --> 01:25:47,273
Do you wanna go on a trip?
1315
01:25:50,276 --> 01:25:51,652
- Yeah.
1316
01:25:56,866 --> 01:25:59,327
- Okay.
- Okay.
1317
01:25:59,368 --> 01:26:03,331
- So this might be crazy, but...
1318
01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:08,336
what do you think
about renting "Aliens"?
1319
01:26:08,378 --> 01:26:10,129
- You wanna watch "Alien" again?
1320
01:26:10,171 --> 01:26:13,424
- No, "Aliens."
1321
01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:14,675
The second one.
1322
01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:17,678
- They made anoth... oh,
hell... absolutely not.
1323
01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,765
No.
- Come on.
1324
01:26:20,807 --> 01:26:23,184
That's, like, our movie.
1325
01:26:23,226 --> 01:26:25,019
- Let's watch "Casablanca."
1326
01:26:25,061 --> 01:26:27,146
- Okay. We can watch both.
1327
01:26:27,188 --> 01:26:29,524
You wanna make it
a double feature?
1328
01:26:29,565 --> 01:26:32,360
- Perfect... the double
feature will be "Casablanca"
1329
01:26:32,402 --> 01:26:33,945
and "The Princess Bride."
1330
01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,864
Okay, why don't we
shut your dumb mouth
1331
01:26:36,906 --> 01:26:39,200
and we watch "Aliens"?
- Okay.
1332
01:26:39,242 --> 01:26:41,619
With the double feature
of "Casablanca."
1333
01:26:41,661 --> 01:26:43,538
We can talk through it.
1334
01:26:43,579 --> 01:26:45,373
And you have to press
your boobs against me.
1335
01:26:45,415 --> 01:26:47,542
- Mm.
1336
01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:48,876
Deal.
1337
01:26:50,753 --> 01:26:54,549
- ♪ Wait for the break
when we get some rain ♪
1338
01:26:54,590 --> 01:26:58,344
♪ Swim in the creeks
that the New Deal laid ♪
1339
01:26:58,386 --> 01:27:01,806
♪ Can't break even
but can't complain ♪
1340
01:27:01,848 --> 01:27:04,892
♪ Pushed right back
to try it again ♪
1341
01:27:34,797 --> 01:27:38,426
♪ Born with devotion ♪
1342
01:27:38,468 --> 01:27:42,597
♪ Pushed into motion,
God, don't stop ♪
1343
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:53,733
♪ Making it harder ♪
1344
01:27:53,775 --> 01:27:59,113
♪ Ooh, all the time ♪
1345
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,830
♪ Just wanna move to Virginia ♪
1346
01:28:07,872 --> 01:28:12,043
♪ Get a dog and a house
with a human name ♪
1347
01:28:19,092 --> 01:28:22,637
♪ Call me Linda Tomorrow ♪
1348
01:28:22,678 --> 01:28:26,933
♪ Give me something
to dance to in 6/8 ♪
1349
01:28:33,898 --> 01:28:37,860
♪ Wait for the break
when we get some rain ♪
1350
01:28:37,902 --> 01:28:41,656
♪ Under the lights of the TVA ♪
1351
01:28:41,697 --> 01:28:45,493
♪ Can't break even
but can't complain ♪
1352
01:28:45,535 --> 01:28:48,246
♪ Pushed right back
to try it again ♪
1353
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:37,086
♪ Wait for the break
when we get some rain ♪
1354
01:29:37,128 --> 01:29:40,757
♪ Swim in the creeks
that the New Deal laid ♪
1355
01:29:40,798 --> 01:29:44,469
♪ Can't break even
but can't complain ♪
1356
01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:47,638
♪ Pushed right back
to try it again ♪
1357
01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:53,394
♪ They get you to give it up ♪
1358
01:29:53,436 --> 01:29:57,023
♪ They want you to give ♪
1359
01:29:57,065 --> 01:30:00,818
♪ They get you to give it up ♪
1360
01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:02,445
♪ They want you to ♪
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