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He notices a tower subtending
an angle of 60 degrees.
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Yes, miss hennessy?
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Where is he going?
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That is not important
to the problem.
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If he doesn't know where
he's going, it is a problem.
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What if it starts raining
and he's wearing suede?
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That actually happened
to me once.
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Delightful.
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No wonder we're outsourcing our
tech jobs to Bombay's finest.
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Not so fast.
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I want you all to do the first
10 problems in chapter 12.
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Oh, you know,
tonight's not good.
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They're announcing the court
for the Valentine's day dance,
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and I'm gonna be a little busy
practicing my surprised face
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for when they name me
queen of hearts.
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10 more problems.
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Let's see your
surprised face now.
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Come on, that's --
that's not fair.
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Not fair?
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Not fair is having
your family farm
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confiscated
by the U.S. government.
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Oh, my god,
was that during world war ii
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with the Japanese
internment camps?
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No, last September.
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My uncle lost his avocado farm
for nonpayment of taxes.
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But thank you
for the racial stereotyping.
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I'm Chinese.
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Agh! Can you
believe her?
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I know.
She's such a witch!
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Mom's right here!
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Thank you, Rory.
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No, it's that Mrs. Krupp.
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She totally has it out
for us.
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Well, I know she hates Bridget,
but why doesn't she like you?
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Apparently
I'm her racist sister.
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Oh.
That would do it.
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Do you know what Mrs. Krupp
needs? A man.
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Oh, please. What man in his
right mind is gonna go out
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with a lonely, frustrated,
desperate, divorced woman?
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Did someone just describe
the perfect woman?
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'Cause me ears were ringin',
and I don't mean me ears.
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You are not going out
with Mrs. Krupp.
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I haven't been on a date
in two years.
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I can go out with Mr. Krupp
if I want.
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No, it's just not a good idea
to date someone you work with.
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Oh, come on. I barely work.
You've seen me.
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You just think so
'cause I'm always sweating.
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Mom, who are you to say that
someone can't date a co-worker?
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You dated principal gibb
and Bridget's tennis coach.
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And did those work out well?
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Well, I'm different.
I'm the C.J.
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Would you stop saying that?
That's never gonna catch on.
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Really? 'Cause I got 400
personalized coffee mugs
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that say you're wrong.
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Look, the point is it's just not
a good idea to date krupp.
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I know you, and you're gonna
just mess things up.
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Why do you say that?
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Uh, remember Cheryl?
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Ooh. Ooh. Ah, Cheryl. Ooh.
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Who could forget the most
beautiful blond goddess
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to ever grace the midwest?
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Yes, all highlights
and headlights.
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That was one
real classy lady.
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Oh, yeah.
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She was also principal gibb's
girlfriend
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who tried to seduce C.J.
while her boyfriend watched.
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Like I said,
a real classy lady.
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Forget Cheryl.
That's the past.
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I have a feeling that
this lonely, desperate woman
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is my future,
my everything.
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What was her name again?
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Okay, okay, there she is.
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All right, with any luck,
I'll be the next Mr. Mrs. Krupp.
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Oh, mom was right.
This is a terrible idea.
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Just relax and give me
some love ammo.
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What are her turn-ons?
What are her turnoffs?
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What makes that little
kruppy cat purr?
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All we know is
she's good at math
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and delivering punishment.
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Ooh, I'm down
with half that
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now, Brad, a "d" doesn't mean
and delivering pyou're stupid.
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A "c" means you're stupid.
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A "d" means
you're stupid and lazy.
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Feisty. Me likey.
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What do you want?
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Hey, Mrs. Krupp,
um...I'm C.J. Barnes.
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Who?
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I'm one of the subs.
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Right.
The guy who's always sweating.
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Yeah, yeah, you noticed.
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Hey...
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I was wondering if you'd like
to have dinner with me sometime.
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Would I like to?
Not particularly.
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Will I?
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I don't like Thai, Mexican,
or Tex-mex.
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I'm lactose intolerant
and easily carsick.
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Pick me up at 7:00.
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So, how'd it go?
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I really can't hear
what you're saying...
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Over the sound
of wedding bells!
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Ohhh.
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All right.
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Did everyone hear
the big news?
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Oh, he is risen!
Hallelujah!
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She said it was big news.
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This is way bigger.
As to no one's surprise,
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I've been elected to the court
of the Valentine's day dance.
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Oh, honey, that's great.
Congratulations.
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Oh, great --
another outstanding achievement
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amplifying and perpetuating
the role of women as object.
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Lighten up.
It's a freakin' dance.
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Oh, I am so gonna be picked
queen of hearts.
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You might have
some stiff competition.
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Is that girl in the wheelchair
running again?
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Hey, if you had a good date,
be a man about it.
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Pour a whiskey
and show me the pictures.
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Dad!
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Well, it's a lot less creepy
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that what Doris day
is doing over there.
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So the date went well?
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Oh, the well-est.
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There was drinking and dancing
and laughing.
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And once I picked her up,
it got even better.
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Oh, god, if you're acting
this stupid,
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you must've done
something stupid.
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Oh, far from it, kerry-top.
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I was a delight.
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I tell you,
miss krupp is pretty fun
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once you drop a few tequilas
down her gullet.
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Sounds like a keeper.
Oh, you knows it.
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C.J., I'm very glad you had
a good time, but be careful.
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If something
doesn't work out,
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it could be very awkward
at school.
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I know I don't have
a lot of experience
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with non-transactional
dating,
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but I've got a good feeling
about this.
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You know, if this is a sign
of things to come,
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it may never have to end.
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C.J., are you exprsing
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genuine, sincere, mature
feelings about a woman?
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You had to go and make it dirty,
didn't you?
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Ooh, there's my little
krupp-cake.
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C.J., you are so adorable.
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You should see me on my pony.
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Oh, pumpkin.
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Pumpkin?
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Girls, I assume you did
all your math homework.
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Oh, my god,
I totally forgot.
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It's okay.
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I know you'll get to it
when you have time.
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Thank you.
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By the way, kerry,
I am Japanese.
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I was just being lighthearted
yesterday.
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You know me.
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Wow, she's like
a totally different woman.
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She didn't need a man.
She just needed C.J.
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Are we still on
for tonight?
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I want to cook you
a traditional meal.
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Mmm! Wild dogs
couldn't drag me away.
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Unless, of course,
that's what we're having?
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Cheryl?
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Hi, C.J., I missed you.
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Oh, god,
it's the wild dogs.
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I love when you
call them that.
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Hey, look, everybody,
it's Cheryl.
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So, what brings you
to my desk?
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Well, I'm here
to get my picture taken.
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I was nominated
for Valentine's day queen.
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What? How?
You're not even a student.
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You came here
to get your g.E.D.
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You were only here
two days.
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I know,
and I ditched one of them.
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But apparently some teenage boy
made me a write-in candidate
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on account of me
being so good-looking.
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Oh.
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So you're gonna take your court
picture then be on your way?
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Well, I came for the court,
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but I was hoping to stay
for the Jester.
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Wait.
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I don't think this is a good idea.
What?
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Yeah, I can't do this.
Why?
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You've been out of my life
for months and months.
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You think you can just waltz back
in and play me like a fiddle?
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I'm sorry.
You're right.
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I'll leave.
Please don't.
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I was never going to.
I never wanted you to.
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Oh!
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Uh, excuse me, but --
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hey, aunt Cate.
Uh, you remember Cheryl.
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Sorry you had to see that.
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Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't
come in a minute later.
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It's okay.
It would've been over by then.
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What were you thinking
kissing Cheryl?
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I wasn't thinking.
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Not a lot of blood flowing
to the brain at that minute.
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Hey, did you guys know that
Cheryl is back in town?
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What? She is?
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She thinks she's gonna get
queen of hearts.
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The crown is mine.
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Well, wait a second.
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How did Cheryl,
a grown woman,
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get on the Valentine's day
court?
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Have your eyes
been put out?
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She was a write-in.
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Apparently she struck a chord
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with some prepubescent,
sexually frustrated boys.
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My vote is private.
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Now, look, C.J., I know
that Cheryl is attractive,
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but last night
you were telling me
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that krupp
was the perfect one.
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She is, but Cheryl has...
Other qualities.
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Yeah, they're hard to miss.
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If that's some veiled reference
to Cheryl's breasts,
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she likes them referred to
as wild dogs.
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Oh, Cheryl's back in town?
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Yes, and I walked in on C.J.
making out with her.
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Two women in two days?
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Read your bibles, people.
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The apocalypse is nigh.
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That's right,
preacher man.
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Build your ark
and spray for locusts.
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C.J. is back in the game.
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Now, look, I am not
gonna tell you
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how to run your private life,
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but you are playing
with fire here.
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There's no law that says I can't
date two women at the same time.
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Yeah, unless you count
the law of averages.
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But it's just not fair
to lead two women on.
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If you really have feelings
for one of them,
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you should make a choice.
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I know, I know,
but how do I choose?
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I like them both
for different reasons.
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Krupp and I
get along so well.
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We, like, finish each other's
sentences, you know?
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She could be my soul mate.
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She might be the one.
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On the other hand, Cheryl has
big boobs and loves sex.
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I wonder how krupp's
gonna take the bad news.
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Hey, pumpkin!
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Hey.
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I haven't seen you all day.
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Have you been hiding from me?
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What?
Why would I hide from you?
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I told you, I only hide
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from border patrol
and military police...
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And leprechauns.
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Where did you get
that mind?
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I once laid at the bottom
of a pool for eight minutes.
249
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:09,310
Hey, listen, I wanted
to tell you something.
250
00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,010
Oh, I've got something
to tell you.
251
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,750
I've done all the shopping for
our Valentine's dinner tonight.
252
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:15,920
Is there anything special
you want for dessert?
253
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:18,760
Yeah, just, I don't think
I can make it tonight.
254
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:21,120
But, pumpkin,
it's our first Valentine's.
255
00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,490
I scattered Rose petals.
256
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,590
I know, it's just --
257
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:26,760
I carved butter into hearts.
258
00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,830
I'll see you at 8:00.
259
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,640
Hello?
260
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:39,280
Hey, it's me.
Can you come over tonight?
261
00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,910
Oh, tonight?
262
00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,680
Yeah, you know, I can't.
263
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,050
I got a thing.
264
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,380
It's Valentine's.
265
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,850
I really want you
to come over.
266
00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,420
Really?
267
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,090
Really.
268
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,420
I've been a bad girl,
269
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:56,030
and if you come over, I'll --
I'll let you...
270
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,630
S-see you at 8:00.
271
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:12,920
Well, look at you,
who's the lucky guy?
272
00:12:14,390 --> 00:12:16,350
That must've killed
in vaudeville.
273
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,660
Oh, it did, yeah.
274
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,190
You got another date
tonight?
275
00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,760
Actually, I have two.
276
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,430
I'm gonna have dinner
with krupp
277
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,430
right after I have Cheryl
for dessert.
278
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,570
You didn't break it off
with krupp?
279
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,570
No, and I know
what you're gonna say.
280
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,440
"Oh, you got to make a choice.
Quit leading them both on.
281
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,510
Blah, blah, blah.
Greatest generation."
282
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:37,680
No, no, no.
No, I admire what you're doing.
283
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,810
I'd do the same thing.
284
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,540
Really?
Yeah.
285
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:42,950
Krupp is smart and kind
and she could be the one,
286
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,180
but you're a single guy.
You're not tied down.
287
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,720
You know, I always went
for the eye candy myself.
288
00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,950
A buck's got to run,
a hound's got to hunt.
289
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,220
That's right.
290
00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,660
I'm a-runnin'
and a-huntin' buck hound.
291
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,060
Of course, I was 18,
292
00:12:57,130 --> 00:12:58,930
and you're a grown man,
293
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,970
and a man knows how to treat
a woman
294
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,900
with the respect
that they deserve.
295
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:06,870
I don't have time
for these riddles.
296
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,340
What are you talking about?
297
00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:11,610
I'm sure your conscience
will steer you straight.
298
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:16,450
Yeah.
299
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,450
All right.
I'll see you later.
300
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,290
A little more vino,
my lady?
301
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,560
I'd rather have
a little more C.J.
302
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:30,090
Oh, excellent choice.
303
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,600
I go good
with meat or fish.
304
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:42,240
I'm so glad you stopped by
my class today.
305
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,340
Me, too.
306
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,110
I thought I may have missed
my moment.
307
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,410
I thought I'd come back,
and you'd have a girlfriend.
308
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,850
Me? A girlfriend?
309
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,980
What makes you think
I'd have a girlfriend?
310
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,450
You're so adorable.
311
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,590
You should see me on my...
Pony.
312
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,160
I'd rather see you
on my bed.
313
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:02,690
Ah, yes.
314
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,370
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a second.
315
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,100
What's wrong?
316
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,940
Um, I just --
I feel funny.
317
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,640
I think that apple wine
on an empty stomach.
318
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:15,840
Oh, poor baby.
319
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,840
Do you want me
to order takeout?
320
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,140
Are you interested
in a little Japanese?
321
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,580
No, what have you heard?
322
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,780
C.J.
what?
323
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,350
I'm just not myself tonight.
I'm sorry.
324
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,750
Is it me?
Is it something I did?
325
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,320
Was it when I bit you?
326
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:34,030
No, no, that was weird,
but I liked it.
327
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,190
Well, then, what is it?
328
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:39,800
I-I think
I'm feeling guilty.
329
00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:42,270
Oh, no, don't feel guilty.
330
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,470
I like it when you call me
those names.
331
00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:47,640
No, I -- I lied to you.
332
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:51,180
I'm actually seeing
someone else.
333
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,510
So?
334
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,610
So...
That's not fair to you,
335
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,480
and I don't want
to hurt her.
336
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,320
You're a little thinkier
than I remembered.
337
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,620
I-I can't do this.
338
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,960
This sounds crazy,
339
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:08,060
but I think I'm finally
getting a conscience.
340
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,530
What?
Oh, I got to go.
341
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:13,660
C.J., is there nothing
I can do to make you stay?
342
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:16,100
I don't think so.
Once you get a conscience,
343
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,900
I don't know
how you erase it.
344
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:22,210
Oh, there's an idea.
345
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,940
Oh...i can't.
346
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,680
I can't. I gotta --
347
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,410
I was supposed to be
at her house an hour ago.
348
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,280
Do you think she'd like
to come over here?
349
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,290
Oh, I'm either very moral
or very gay.
350
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:49,930
Hello, nurse hennessy.
351
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,570
Well, Mrs. Krupp,
what a surprise.
352
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,240
I hope
I'm not interrupting.
353
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:58,540
Oh, no, no, no.
I was just doing some laundry.
354
00:15:58,610 --> 00:15:59,780
You know how that is.
355
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,650
I'm Japanese.
356
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,280
Is C.J. here by any chance?
357
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,250
He's not.
358
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,390
I'm going to need
to come in.
359
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,660
All right.
360
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,920
Yes, come in.
361
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,460
I'm just so upset
362
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:18,260
by what happened
with me and C.J. tonight.
363
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,160
Sit down, please.
364
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:23,400
Look, Mrs. Krupp,
I am so sorry.
365
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,900
I tried to tell C.J.
366
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,610
It wasn't fair
to lead two women on.
367
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:31,310
I'm just sorry that he chose
that bombshell over you.
368
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:33,210
What bombshell?
369
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,780
He just didn't show up
for our Valentine's dinner.
370
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,280
Oh, w-well, y-yes.
371
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:41,650
That -- that is exactly the
bombshell I was talking about.
372
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,650
It's the dinner bombshell.
373
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,790
Boom!
374
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:48,090
You said
he chose someone else.
375
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,530
No, no, no, no.
I-i-i say a lot of crazy things.
376
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,860
You should hear me
when I talk about roswell.
377
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,100
We come in peace.
378
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,040
Wait a second.
379
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,340
Today in the hallway...
380
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,640
He must have been trying
to break up with me.
381
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:06,240
Mrs. Krupp, I'm so sorry.
382
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,750
I should go.
383
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,310
I'm making a fool of myself
384
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,620
with this embarrassing
display of emotion.
385
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:16,150
Hey, krupplach, I just went to
your apartment looking for you.
386
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,520
I'm so glad to see you.
387
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,760
I hope you and the bombshell
will be very happy.
388
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,660
What? Wait.
What did you say to her?
389
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,760
I-i-i-i, um...
390
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,200
Take me to your leader.
391
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,800
Look, it's not what it seems,
all right? I chose you.
392
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:33,270
I just left a gorgeous, naked
woman in bed for you.
393
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,010
I don't mean I left her
in bed for you,
394
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,140
although that was presented
as an option.
395
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:42,110
I thought we had something.
396
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,520
I thought I'd finally met
a nice guy.
397
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,220
I am nice.
I made a mistake.
398
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,220
So did I.
399
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,490
No. Wait!
400
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,190
Mindy!
401
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,620
Mindy?
402
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,360
I can't believe this.
403
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,360
She was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
404
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,860
Why did you tell her
about Cheryl?
405
00:17:56,930 --> 00:18:00,300
Well, I thought you broke up
with mindy. Mindy?
406
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,570
And I also thought you were
going to do the right thing.
407
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:06,200
Don't ever assume I'm going
to do the right thing.
408
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,340
Oh, aunt Cate,
what's wrong with me?
409
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,380
I act so stupid and immature
around Cheryl.
410
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,180
It's not just around Cheryl.
411
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:21,990
C.J.?
412
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,390
Hello, Cheryl.
413
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,320
I'll make this short.
414
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,960
Cheryl,
you have superpowers,
415
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,260
and you have to be careful
how you use them.
416
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,530
I'd appreciate it
if you stay out of my life
417
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,700
because every time I see you,
I want you.
418
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,870
Oh, crap,
let's get this over with it.
419
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,100
No, I can't.
Yes, you can.
420
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,100
Just pretend I'm someone
better looking than me.
421
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,540
No, no. I can't.
422
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,410
What you said
really got to me,
423
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,210
and now I have
a conscience.
424
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280
You?
425
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,110
I keep thinking
about your girlfriend
426
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,710
and all the times
I've cheated.
427
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,250
Sorry, C.J.
428
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,620
Now that I have a conscience,
I can't make it go away.
429
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:57,350
Okay.
430
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,160
That's fair.
431
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,160
That's smart, better.
432
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,170
No.
433
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,770
Thanks, C.J.
434
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,640
School's going to be
real fun today.
435
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,410
Mrs. Krupp's going to give us
three hours of math homework.
436
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,950
Do you know how long that's
going to take me to copy?
437
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,710
Uh, five hours?
438
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:26,680
I'm sorry for everything.
439
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,790
Who knew I'd finally find
a girl I like,
440
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,450
and it would end up
like this?
441
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,830
You know, C.J.,
442
00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:39,000
this whole thing
wouldn't have happened
443
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,700
if you'd followed my advice
not to date co-workers
444
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,940
or my advice not to date
two women at the same time
445
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,940
or my advice...
446
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840
Where are you going
with this?
447
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,310
Well, I, for one, C.J.,
am proud of you.
448
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,740
Oh, pile it on.
449
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:53,510
No, no, I'm serious.
450
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,280
Sure, you screwed up
a relationship
451
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,950
with two women
in the same day --
452
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,280
hour.
453
00:19:58,350 --> 00:19:59,720
I'm trying to be kind.
454
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,190
The point is,
you did the right thing.
455
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:05,220
Even if just for
the briefest moment.
456
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,460
I believe the man
was speaking.
457
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,630
The fact is that you were
willing to give up the eye candy
458
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:12,060
for someone of substance,
459
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,430
someone you could have had
a future with,
460
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,930
and that shows real growth.
461
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
You're a man now.
462
00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:20,840
Being a man
isn't much fun.
463
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,670
It sure isn't.
464
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,680
That's why I've already
had a beer.
465
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,950
I am so honored to be chosen
your queen of hearts.
466
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:38,890
Thank you, thank you,
students of...
467
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,560
Liberty high.
Liberty high!
468
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:44,960
I cannot believe I lost
queen of hearts to her.
469
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:48,870
I can't believe you copy
my math and still get a "d"!
470
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:52,100
I'd also like to thank the boy
who made this all possible,
471
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:55,840
the boy who started the write-in
campaign, Mr. Rory hennessy.
472
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:57,340
Traitor!
473
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:02,880
I'd like to have my first dance
with you, Rory. Come here.
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