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-Hi, everybody.
-Hi.
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Rory, were you guys just
playing video games all day?
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No. We stopped to pee.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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I schooled you!
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-One more game.
-What do you say?
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I'm such a girl.
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There you go!
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Mom; Jenna invited me
to sleep over tonight
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So I'm going to. Okay;
Thanks. Love you. Bye.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
Missy.
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Are Jenna's parents
gonna be home,
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and who else is gonna be there?
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Take it easy, 'Sipowicz'.
It's just a sleepover.
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Yeah, mom, it's
just a sleepover.
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C.J., You don't have kids.
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Oh, not that I know of.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Oh, good, mom. You're home.
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-I need you to take me driving.
-I just walked in the door.
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But I need more
practice before my test.
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I need you to take me now!
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Okay, I'll take
you driving later.
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Hey... hey... ha, ha, ha
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Something funny, dad?
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I don't know. The thought of you
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teaching somebody to drive
just tickles me. Ha, ha, ha.
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Hey, I'm a good driver.
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Tell that to the
Doyle's mailbox.
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Now now, be fair.
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That mailbox swerved
in front of her.
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You know, mom;
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Most of my friends have
never even seen an airbag.
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You know, Rory; It
snows a lot in Michigan.
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Besides, there are a lot of
indecisive squirrels on the road.
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Not as many as there used to be.
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All right, since you're
god's gift to the automobile,
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you take Kerry out.
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Fine by me.
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She can still be saved.
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This I gotta see.
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All right. I'll get a free
ride back to campus.
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Big party at my pad tonight.
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What are you celebrating?
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Being the oldest man on campus?
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You know it, sister.
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Let me tell you something.
With age...
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comes an appreciation of Education,
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-a maturity, if you will.
-Shotgun!
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No!
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Well, Kerry, I hope you
were watching closely.
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That is how you drive a car.
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We're home.
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Rory, it's home.
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No offense, grandpa.
But, can you see?
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You almost hit a dog.
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That dog wasn't on a leash.
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He was on the sidewalk.
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And, grandpa;
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You're really not supposed
to be flipping people off.
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Oh, I was just
signaling some thug
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on a motorcycle to
stop tailgating me.
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Grandpa, it's the thug.
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License, please.
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Is there a problem, officer?
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Oh, where do I begin?
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Speeding,
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Rolling through stop signs,
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flipping me off.
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Now, your license.
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Here you are, sir.
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And remove the dollar
bill wrapped around it.
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What dollar... oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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This is an expired
Florida license.
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If you want to
drive in Michigan,
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you have to take
our driver's test.
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Ha, ha, ha
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What's so funny?
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Oh, just the thought of you
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taking a driver's test
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kind of tickles me.
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Officer; Do you know how
many squirrels she's killed?
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Ladies, babies,
cuties, how are you?
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My party, my pad.
I'll be here all night.
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Big Steve, what's
up? Funnels later?
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For sure. You're so cool, dude.
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Hey, hey! What's the lady
lowdown, Rooney?
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Yeah, so you see
Haley over there?
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-Yeah.
-Fresh off a breakup.
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I'd go after her myself but I
just spotted this talent outside.
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Ooh, nice. Thanks
for the tip, Martha.
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Wounded beauty seeks
shoulder to cry on. I like it.
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Cover me. I'm gonna run in
the back, do some pushups.
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There she is. I
gotta get to work.
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Dude, dude; That's my cousin.
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Hey, I saw her first.
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Ha, ha, ha
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you wearing that hat?
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-'Cause it's cool.
-No, it's not.
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-Five people said it was.
-Where are they?
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They left. What
are you doing here?
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You remember how you were
printing flyers off our computer?
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Well, I kind of saw it and I
kind of showed it to my friends,
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and we all decided to
kind of surprise you.
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-So, surprise!
-Surprise!
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Surprise! Leave.
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Oh my god! Who's that?
He's so Ashton kutcher.
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Jailbait, I'm talking
to you guys.
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Look, I'm taking you
back to Jenna's right now.
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Haley, meet C.J.
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Your head, my shoulder.
Tell me secrets.
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And you; Stay away
from my roommate Eric.
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He's after one
thing. He's a pig.
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-C.J.
-Just a second.
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I have to go before she
gets her self-esteem back.
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How can I help?
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These two girls in the bathroom
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They told me that my ex
was hooking up with them
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the same time he was dating me.
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Wait. You're telling me
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there's two other hurt girls here
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Now? In my bathroom?
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What, did I rub a magic
lamp or something?
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How are you feeling?
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You know what I feel like doing?
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I feel like getting even,
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hooking up with
the first jerk I meet.
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Technically that's me.
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Hold on one second,
and please don't cheer up.
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Is that beer in
those cups, children?
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C.J.; For the last time;
We are not drinking beer.
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Hand over them cups,
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in case you plan on
spiking them later.
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Spiking them? What's that?
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Hum! Nice try,
boozy Suzie.
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Cups!
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Soda pop.
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Diet soda pop.
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Cran-raspberry.
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Ow! Hot coffee!
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You could have warned me.
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Listen, Haley is very important
to me right now. Okay?
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Stay here, behave, and
stay away from sleazy Eric.
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-Hey, dude.
-Yo.
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Where were we? You were gonna
get even with your boyfriend.
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And he's out of state, I hope?
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You know what? I'm going
to have one wild night
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Just like he did!
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How wild?
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I mean, should
I stretch? Ha, ha, ha. Oh.
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Noooo...!
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You just got beer
all over my new shoes!
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-So it was beer!
-It was?
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All right, Josie; You and the
'pussycats' are out of here.
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Sorry, mom. I'd help you but I
gotta keep studying the manual.
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Dad, why aren't you studying?
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"'Cause I've been driving
for over 50 years!"
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Have you?
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I don't think so.
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You still need to study.
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A lot's changed since
you first got your license.
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Like what?
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You can't shoot buffaloes
from your car anymore.
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And they have engines now.
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They're not foot-powered
like "The Flintstones."
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Oh, a family full of comedians
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I feel like I'm sitting here
with red buttons and 'Jack Oakie'
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Topical
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Okay, grandpa!
Let's test you out.
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True or false?
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Honk your horn to show other
drivers when they make a mistake.
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-True.
-False.
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Honking may upset them so
much they make more mistakes.
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That's ridiculous!
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How the hell are
they ever gonna learn?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha
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Dad, you are so taking the bus.
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All right, that's it.
I am out of here.
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I'll go read my paper in peace.
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No, wait! Okay;
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What do you do when
there's a funeral procession?
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It depends. How well
did I know the deceased?
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Grandpa; You don't
know them at all
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Then to hell with 'em.
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-Hey, mom.
-Hi, Bridge.
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How was Jenna's last night?
Did you girls have fun?
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Yeah, it was fine. We just
went to see a boring movie.
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Oh; What movie did you see?
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You know, it was so
boring I don't remember.
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You know
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You only don't remember
movies when you're with a guy.
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So, uh,
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Who was in it?
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Um,
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Yeah,
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Um,
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That was in the...
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monkeys!
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There are no monkey
movies currently playing.
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I think I would know.
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Thanks, Rory.
She fooled me.
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Rory, would you take this
down to the basement, please?
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All right, Bridget, you and I
have got to talk about this.
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A little weird, but whatever.
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What are you doing to
my sock, you little perv?
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Nothing
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I just find it
interesting, and, well,
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odd that it smells
exactly like...
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beer
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What?!
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Give me that.
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Oh, my God! Bridget.
It does smell like beer!
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What is going on?
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It's this new beer
perfume. The guys love it!
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Nice try.
I was your age once.
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I invented beer perfume
and monkey movies.
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You mean we're rich?
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I want the truth. Now.
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It might have
something to do with
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this flyer printed
off our computer:
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"C.J.'s beer bash."
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Beer on Bridget's sock.
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Beer bash.
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Sock
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If only we knew who
this C.J. Fellow was.
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-Rory, laundry
-No, Rory happy
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So this is where
you were last night...
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C.J.'s college party
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where they were
serving beer?
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You were there?
O.M.G.
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You should have said something.
I didn't see you.
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Bridget
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Yes. I went.
Whatever. I didn't drink.
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Yes, but you lied
straight to my face.
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You are grounded,
young lady.
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Take away her cell phone too!
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Shut up!! Monkey-movie lover!
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This is unfair. I should
be able to do whatever...
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I do not want to hear
another word about it!
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End of discussion!
Now go to your room!
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And you cannot have
that cell phone either!
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Sweet!
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Well, I'm gonna
skedoodle. I got some...
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What am I supposed to
think about this, C.J.? Hum?
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You heard her lie straight to
my face about going to Jenna's
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You knew that she was not
supposed to be at that party
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Look; She just showed up
and then she wouldn't leave
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There was a smokin'
hot girl after me
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and I blew her off to
keep an eye on that one.
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You call that responsible?
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In my defense, you didn't
see how hot she was.
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That's it, C.J. I've had it.
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00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,061
Every time my
children are with you
255
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,296
they get into trouble.
256
00:10:39,343 --> 00:10:41,438
And I just can't let
it slide anymore.
257
00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:42,994
You...
258
00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:45,240
You're banished!
259
00:10:45,289 --> 00:10:46,311
What?
260
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,018
Are we going back
to the middle ages?
261
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:51,730
-You're serious?
-Uh-huh.
262
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,206
I just think we will
all be better off
263
00:10:53,229 --> 00:10:55,345
if you don't come around
this house for a while.
264
00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,883
How long is a while?
265
00:10:58,639 --> 00:11:00,254
A day?
266
00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:01,875
Two?
267
00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:04,738
Longer?
268
00:11:07,028 --> 00:11:07,841
Fine!
269
00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:08,644
You know what?
270
00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:10,820
I don't need this
dummy house.
271
00:11:10,821 --> 00:11:12,871
I won't bother you anymore.
272
00:11:12,895 --> 00:11:15,071
I don't need to be hanging
out with a bunch of teenagers
273
00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:18,575
and I certainly have more
mature friends at school.
274
00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:25,389
I'm so psyched! Can
you believe it, mom?
275
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:26,987
I'm actually getting
my license today.
276
00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:29,196
No more embarrassing
rides in the minivan with you.
277
00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,322
I'll miss them too, honey.
278
00:11:31,393 --> 00:11:33,682
Dad, how about you? You
happy to get your license back?
279
00:11:33,705 --> 00:11:36,876
Yep. No more embarrassing
rides in the minivan with you.
280
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,243
Oh, no no no. That's C.J.
281
00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:42,567
Just let the machine pick up.
282
00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,053
Hey, it's C.J. Again.
283
00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:47,514
Anybody there?
284
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,029
Aunt Cate?
285
00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:50,264
Bridgie?
286
00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:52,257
Kerry? Rory?
287
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,162
Grampy, if you're there,
limp over and pick up.
288
00:11:56,212 --> 00:11:58,638
I hope you guys aren't
screening my calls,
289
00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:00,488
standing around
staring at the phone.
290
00:12:00,489 --> 00:12:02,567
That would be embarrassing.
291
00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:06,213
Seriously, no one's there?
292
00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:08,847
Okay, bye.
293
00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:11,920
Mom, please let him come back.
294
00:12:11,921 --> 00:12:14,141
I miss having a worthy
video game opponent.
295
00:12:14,142 --> 00:12:17,011
Grandpa's reflexes are shot.
296
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:18,649
No.
297
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,893
Oh, come on, mom. It was
kind of like having a family pet
298
00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:22,741
in a giant human suit.
299
00:12:22,764 --> 00:12:26,333
No, not after he was such
a bad influence on Bridget.
300
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:29,103
Yeah, like that was the first
college party I've ever been to.
301
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,108
Explain, please.
302
00:12:36,476 --> 00:12:37,226
Okay
303
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,879
We went to the
party uninvited
304
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,523
and C.J. tried to
get us to leave.
305
00:12:40,524 --> 00:12:42,356
But you cannot
reground me because
306
00:12:42,357 --> 00:12:44,243
you should have
already figured that out.
307
00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:46,387
C.J. Had to have
something to do with this,
308
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:47,689
he just had to.
309
00:12:47,712 --> 00:12:49,792
His name keeps coming up.
310
00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:51,845
Dad, back me up.
Did I overreact?
311
00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:54,737
I do miss having someone
to swing my cane at.
312
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,317
Oh, not again.
313
00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:01,251
Oh, aunt Cate, I
forgot one thing:
314
00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:04,432
I 'wuv' you
315
00:13:05,602 --> 00:13:07,360
Seriously, you're not there?
316
00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,705
All right. Bye.
317
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,811
Okay, you may begin.
318
00:13:12,843 --> 00:13:15,063
Please bring your tests
to me when you're finished.
319
00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:17,561
Good luck
320
00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:19,109
I'll be fine
321
00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:23,508
Pssst!
322
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,445
Pssst!
323
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,911
Ow!
324
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,857
What are you doing?
325
00:13:29,882 --> 00:13:32,621
Just let me take a peek
326
00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:34,756
What? No way
327
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,436
Just give me the answer to number-1
328
00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:40,038
And -2
329
00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:43,263
Come to think of
it, -3 is a mindbender.
330
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,217
Grandpa, I'm not cheating
331
00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:46,972
No talking during
the test, please
332
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:49,227
That's just what
I was telling her
333
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:57,572
Hey
334
00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,436
I said no
335
00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:02,404
Oh, stop being such
a goody-two-shoes.
336
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:06,818
I'll buy you a car
337
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,574
Now you're bribing me?
338
00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,553
Grandpa; I told you a
million times to study
339
00:14:11,554 --> 00:14:12,263
Hey!!
340
00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:13,930
I thought I said
no talking.
341
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:23,037
-Ohh!
-Dude, what are you doing home?
342
00:14:23,038 --> 00:14:24,937
I thought you said you
were out doing laundry.
343
00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:26,522
Yeah. All the machines
are full. It sucks.
344
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:29,407
I'm just gonna go
commando for a while.
345
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,062
What's with the deer
in the headlights?
346
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:34,132
Oh, you got a chick
here, dude? Score!
347
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:36,349
Eric, your bathroom
is disgust...
348
00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:38,340
Flag on the play!
349
00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:41,269
C.J.! I came by
because I missed you.
350
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:43,235
Lie one!
You came by to see him.
351
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,552
And dude, I told
you to stay away.
352
00:14:44,576 --> 00:14:46,286
Yeah, well you also said
you were doing laundry,
353
00:14:46,309 --> 00:14:48,472
so who's the liar now?
354
00:14:48,706 --> 00:14:50,589
C.J.; Don't tell my mom,
please. She'll kill me.
355
00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:53,076
Of course I'm not! We gotta
get you out of here right now.
356
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:55,776
C.J., it's aunt Cate.
357
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,378
-Bathroom.
-But it's gross!
358
00:14:57,401 --> 00:14:59,301
Hide! You too.
359
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:04,347
-Hey, aunt Cate.
-Hey.
360
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,448
Did you do something to
your hair? It looks great.
361
00:15:06,449 --> 00:15:08,806
Look, C.J., I just
wanted to, uh...
362
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:09,588
You know
363
00:15:09,589 --> 00:15:12,616
I may have been a little hard on
you, and it just got me to thinking...
364
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:14,962
You know what? Apology
accepted. I'll walk you out
365
00:15:14,963 --> 00:15:15,921
No
366
00:15:15,939 --> 00:15:18,466
I wasn't necessarily
going to apologize.
367
00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:20,047
You see,
368
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,146
I'm a single mom now...
369
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,938
And you should be
out there circulating
370
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:24,170
I'll walk you out
371
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:26,709
And because I'm a single mom,
372
00:15:26,732 --> 00:15:28,620
I need all the help I can get
373
00:15:28,643 --> 00:15:30,562
I need you to be on my side
374
00:15:30,609 --> 00:15:32,901
and tell me when my
kids are lying to me.
375
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:34,768
You mean rat 'em out?
376
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,099
Come on, I'm, like, their
cool older cousin.
377
00:15:37,193 --> 00:15:38,231
Uh,
378
00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:40,373
No you're not.
379
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:44,544
I just can't have you helping
Bridget to sneak around.
380
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,305
I'm kind of cool. I mean,
I'm not like big Steve,
381
00:15:47,328 --> 00:15:49,654
but when I got the hat
crooked, it actually works.
382
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:53,373
Look. Bridget is 17 going on 25.
383
00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:55,500
And she is bound to
get into some trouble.
384
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:57,532
You could be responsible.
385
00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:00,557
Okay, so...
386
00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:02,251
let's say...
387
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:05,687
she was here in the bathroom
with a guy or something
388
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:07,083
That's something
you'd want to know?
389
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:10,620
Oh, yeah. That is exactly the
kind of thing you should tell me.
390
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:13,471
It's your lucky day.
391
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:16,571
What?!
392
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:17,814
Bridget!
393
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,606
Get out here this second...
394
00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,948
-Bridget! -Mom, you should
have banished C.J.
395
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:23,072
He's a terrible influence.
396
00:16:23,095 --> 00:16:24,710
When I got home she
was already here.
397
00:16:24,732 --> 00:16:27,589
-You are so uncool.
-I'm kind of cool.
398
00:16:28,809 --> 00:16:30,751
We were just cleaning.
399
00:16:30,752 --> 00:16:34,581
Bridget, what is a 17-year-old
girl doing in a college boy's room?
400
00:16:34,878 --> 00:16:37,286
17? We're just friends.
401
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,492
Yeah, mom, is there a rule
against me seeing friends?
402
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:42,786
Eric is a very nice
guy and very smart.
403
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,730
Tell her about the
toilets in Australia.
404
00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:48,426
Yeah, when you flush, the
water swirls the other way.
405
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,462
Ohhhhhh.!!
406
00:16:51,029 --> 00:16:54,167
Ohhh.!!
For that?
407
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,027
If I may? This will go over big.
408
00:16:56,028 --> 00:16:58,582
So Eric, you guys are
buddies. That's awesome.
409
00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:01,943
Can you tell us 3 things
Bridget's interested in?
410
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:04,673
Besides herself.
411
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,414
You mean you
can't name one thing
412
00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,633
after all our phone
conversations?
413
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,054
How can I believe
anything that
414
00:17:12,055 --> 00:17:13,552
comes out of your
mouth, you jerk?
415
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:14,892
And you probably lied about
416
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:16,615
the magic toilets in Australia.
417
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,557
Bridget, go home.
418
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:20,360
We'll talk about this later.
419
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:23,149
All right. Problem solved?
420
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,645
Thanks, C.J.
421
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:25,986
-Thanks, C.J.
422
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:27,441
-I thought you were cool.
423
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,138
I'm kind of cool, damn it!
424
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:31,633
Whatever. I let you crash here.
425
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,086
Now pack up your
crap and get out.
426
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,158
-Fine. I'm moving
back in with aunt Cate.
427
00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:36,142
-Oh, no no no no.
428
00:17:36,143 --> 00:17:38,350
I'm gonna get my stuff
and get out of here
429
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:41,471
Oh, no, uh... I'll
send for it. Let's go!
430
00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:46,057
I promise this will
be temporary; Okay?
431
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:48,290
I'll get on the apartment
waiting list tomorrow.
432
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,338
How long is temporary?
433
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:51,291
A day?
434
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,528
Two?
435
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:56,597
Ah! Longer?
436
00:17:57,657 --> 00:17:59,879
Yes! You're back!
It's go time.
437
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,820
I'm gonna smoke you, dude.
438
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:02,757
Wait;
439
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:05,289
Did you clean your room?
440
00:18:05,312 --> 00:18:06,797
No.
441
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:08,553
Upstairs
442
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:13,107
Clean behind your ears
and say some prayers
443
00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:16,276
Please, you don't have
to be sickening about it.
444
00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:19,303
Hey mom, don't
ground me, please.
445
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,589
I'm not
446
00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:22,499
Oh wow, it worked
447
00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:23,944
Mom, give me $20, please.
448
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,035
Tomorrow you're
gonna help me garden
449
00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:27,957
and clean the rain gutters
450
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:29,740
What about my nails?
451
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:32,193
Yeah, you might want
to cut those back
452
00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:34,394
This is all your fault
453
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:36,718
Hey, I just realized
what C.J. stands for:
454
00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:39,231
Benedict Arnold.
455
00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:46,326
That one really hurt,
if it made sense at all.
456
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:48,274
Bridget;
457
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:49,984
You must believe me.
458
00:18:49,985 --> 00:18:51,549
I know it's hard
but I did what I did
459
00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,445
because I actually
care about you.
460
00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:55,844
C.J.
461
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:57,336
Bridget, nails
462
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:58,726
Nails, Bridget
463
00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:00,749
Get upstairs!
You're nailed! Ha ha!
464
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:01,990
Cut 'em down!
465
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:07,095
See? I'm more adult already
466
00:19:08,094 --> 00:19:10,798
You see this is what I mean
467
00:19:10,821 --> 00:19:12,725
about needing all
the help I can get.
468
00:19:13,232 --> 00:19:15,410
This is just really
469
00:19:15,457 --> 00:19:16,191
really hard
470
00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:19,909
My daughter just ended up
at some college
471
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,658
with a guy and
I was clueless.
472
00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,222
What kind of parent is that?
473
00:19:25,351 --> 00:19:27,237
Well, if it matters,
474
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:29,131
I had two parents growing up
475
00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:31,374
and you could run circles
around both of them
476
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,575
on your worst day.
477
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:33,889
You're a great mom.
478
00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,420
You really think so?
479
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:40,787
But you're only gonna
get it out of me once.
480
00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:44,125
I'm gonna go get settled.
481
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,992
Well, congratulations,
new driver!
482
00:19:47,993 --> 00:19:49,460
I failed!
483
00:19:51,629 --> 00:19:53,473
I passed.
484
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,839
Wait a minute. You
failed and you passed?
485
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,222
I failed because of him!
486
00:19:59,223 --> 00:20:00,662
The teacher busted
me for talking
487
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,944
when I was telling grandpa
to stop cheating off me!
488
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,469
Now I have to wait
to take the test again!
489
00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:06,770
Well, you just have
to try harder this time.
490
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:09,815
Oh, and I suppose you passed
491
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,470
because you're a
world-class driver!
492
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:13,379
Well, I guess this proves it
493
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:15,839
You want to see what
one looks like? -Brrr!!
494
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:19,390
Look at that grin
on your face
495
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:20,482
You child;
496
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:23,991
Well, try to wipe it off
497
00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:27,848
C.J.'s moving back in
the basement with you.
498
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:30,638
You're bluffing
499
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,516
Is that grampy I hear?
500
00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:36,994
Me and you, buddy,
back in the basement!
501
00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,739
Roomies! We're gonna
tell stories, stay up late...
502
00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:43,349
---oOo---
503
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:45,576
---oOo---
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