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Look at what Rory selected
for family movie night.
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I am so proud.
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He didn't go near the room
with the saloon doors this time.
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To Kill A Mockingbird.
Isn't that your book report?
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Is it?
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Trust me, Cate,
the movie is even better.
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Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch,
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the embodiment of truth,
honesty, and integrity.
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He's all that I
aspire to be as a father.
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- Have you read the book?
- [both] No.
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I was talking to Rory, Atticus.
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- All right, Rory, go read.
- Then we'll watch it.
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Forget it. I'm not gonna read a book
and watch a black and white movie too.
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- Cate, how's Bridget today?
- How would I know?
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- She won't even come out of her room.
- I know.
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It's not the same old bubbly Bridget.
It's like lately we've got two Kerry...
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Caring, talented, wonderful daughters.
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Hey, Care Bear, didn't see you there.
How's your sister?
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Bridget? She's fine.
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Uh, I'm going on the computer now.
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Uh-oh.
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- She knows something.
- You got that from "Bridget's fine?"
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Mm-hmm. Trust me, I have a sister.
Sisters lie and cover for each other
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when something's up.
Usually has to do with boys.
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Your sister doesn't seem like the
boy-crazy type. You had to lie for her?
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For her?
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Uh... Yeah, for her.
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All the time.
I'm gonna go on the computer now.
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Hey, Rory, it's Saturday.
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How 'bout a little father-son bonding
at the slot car track?
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Paul, Rory is reading
To Kill A Mockingbird.
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If the ceiling were the floor,
I'd be taller than the windows.
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Rory, read!
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Hey, honey.
So your sister isn't up yet?
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She's fine, Mom. Fine.
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- Uh, I'm going on the computer now.
- Uh, no, hold on. Come here.
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What aren't you telling us?
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And remember, I have the power
to declare family bowling night.
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Noisy bowling alley, used shoes...
What are you, about a four?
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Kerry?
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OK. Bridget's still depressed
about her stupid drum teacher leaving,
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but she doesn't want
anyone to know about it.
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She's hiding it well.
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Hey, upside down Bridget looks happy.
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Rory, read!
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I miss Ben.
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Oh, honey, look you just need to see
that you're too young for him.
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He's only three or four years
older than me.
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- It's not age as much as experience.
- Well, Bridget's got plenty of that.
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Are you part of the solution?
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Honey, I'm not gonna allow you
to date a college guy.
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Paul, we're partners. So be quiet.
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Honey, I think that
you should call Amanda.
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Wasn't tonight the night that
the girls were getting together?
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Cate? Bridget's grounded, remember?
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She was sneaking out
to the concert with, you know, En-bay.
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[whining] En-bay!
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- Paul, Paul...
- What?!
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Well, I wanna talk to you over here,
away from the kids.
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That means I have to move.
Kids, go over there.
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Honey, I think we should
lift Bridget's punishment.
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- You're undermining your own authority.
- Right now, what's more important?
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I say, getting Bridget
out of her room and back on her feet.
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Partners?
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OK, but I get to be "partners"
next time.
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All right.
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Hey, Bridget, you really
should call Amanda.
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Her mom told me that
everyone was gonna be there. Everyone.
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OK, I'll think about it.
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Well, at least we tried.
I'm glad you clued us in.
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You should feel
good about yourself.
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Everyone's gonna be there?
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Oh, my God!
I got another e-mail from Ben.
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I'm getting tired of keeping
your double life a secret.
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Mom and Dad are this close to
caving and letting me see Ben.
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I mean, come on, my new sad face?
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I was so good,
I almost felt sad for me.
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You call that a sad face?
I invented the sad face. See?
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Oh, awesome.
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Ben is so romantic. He's such a
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"let's hang over the Titanic with our
arms all hanging out" type of guy.
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Look what he wrote.
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- "S'up?"
- It was in response to what I said.
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- See.
- "S'up?"
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We wanna know what's up...
with each other all the time.
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- I mean, look how he signed it.
- "B."
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B for Ben, B for Bridget.
We have the same first initial!
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I mean, there's something so
fate-destiny-worlds-collide-y about it.
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You're adding "y's" to everything.
This is serious.
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Mom and Dad'd kill you
if they knew you were carrying on
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a long-distance relationship
behind their back.
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And you're not gonna tell them, right?
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Because you swore, made a secrecy vow
and you kissed my old boyfriend Kyle.
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How long are you gonna
hold that over my head?
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How long does it take
for a broken heart to heal?
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That's Ben! He's calling me.
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- Now you have ESP?
- No, I programmed his ring.
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Dad, it's the Michigan Fight Song,
Ben, it's You Light Up My Life.
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Ben! Hi! S'up!
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- [Paul] Care Bear!
- Bridget! Bridget!
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I gotta go. Send me a
text message on my cell. OK, bye!
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- How's it going?
- No improvement.
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Can't you stay depressed
'til they get down the hall?
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- I can't help it. I'm in love!
- Bridget, OK, look at me.
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- OK.
- Pretend I'm the big sister now.
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- OK.
- You're not in love!
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Yes I am, like Romeo and Juliet.
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[gasps] Another Leonardo movie.
I was just talking about Titanic.
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That worlds-collide-y-fate-y thing.
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It's infatuation!
This is going too far.
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You're totally screwed up about men.
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I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad.
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Maybe I'm screwed up about men
because you kissed my old boyfriend.
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- [phone beeps]
- [gasps] Ben's message!
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"Snowed last night.
Wish you could be here."
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Kerry, he wishes I could be there!
He's never said that before.
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- It's a saying!
- Yeah!
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Like when Leonardo couldn't make
it to the MTV Movie Awards
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and Carson Daly said,
"Wish you were here."
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See where I'm going with this?
It's getting scary.
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Yes, it is.
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So how was father-son day
at the slot car track?
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Great.
Too bad Rory couldn't make it.
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If he would've done his homework,
I could've had a friend.
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Funny, Dad.
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I'm on page 114,
and they still haven't killed that bird.
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You're missing the point in one
of the great pieces of literature.
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Have you reached the part where
Robert Duvall makes his screen debut?
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Bridget?
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Is it OK if I go to
Amanda's sleepover after all?
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- Well, sure.
- Can you? Of course!
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- Why do you need such a big bag?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna give facials.
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There's not much you can do
to my complexion except admire it.
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Amanda's t-zone is like an oil spill
only without the dead pelicans.
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Um, can I borrow the car?
I'll put gas in it.
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Now that I know it's not diesel,
we shouldn't have problems.
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Why don't you have Dad drive you?
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- I heard it might snow.
- Sure. I'd be happy to.
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You don't trust me to drive in the snow
just when I was starting to feel better.
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- I'm going back to my room.
- No, wait!
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Come here. You can drive.
Go ahead. Have a ball.
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- OK, bye Mom.
- Bye.
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Well, we got her out of her funk.
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Not bad for lame-o Mom and Dad, huh?
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Yeah, there's no
underestimating you guys.
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Bridget!
You're going to see Ben, aren't you?
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If I were going to see Ben
I would have brought my big bag.
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I think you're lying and I'm afraid
you're gonna get into trouble there.
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- So?
- Well, I'm not gonna let you leave.
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Hey, Beach. You still here?
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Get out of here, you knucklehead.
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Go! Go! Fun's a-waitin'.
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Uh, I'm gonna go to Amanda's too.
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But, honey, you haven't been in...
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Have fun.
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- Isn't that Amanda's street?
- Uh-huh.
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- We're going past Amanda's street.
- Uh-huh.
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We're not going to Amanda's, are we?
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You kissed my old boyfriend, Kyle.
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[Kerry] Bridget...
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I can't believe
you're doing all this for a guy.
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- You're making a fool of yourself.
- No, I'm not.
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Hold on, that's Ben's door!
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It's even more beautiful
than I imagined.
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- Surprise!
- Bridget, what are you doing here?
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What's that girl
doing in your dorm room?
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I asked you first.
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- Listen, I should go.
- Sarah!
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Bridget.
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Oh, man, listen... Wanna come in?
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- I think we should talk.
- You bet we should talk.
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Yes, we should.
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She's in his dorm room?
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You get Bridget on the phone now!
Right now!
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- You get her on the damn phone!
- Stop yelling at Kerry!
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- She's our link.
- Can't yell at Bridget.
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Can't yell at Kerry.
Stop reading upside down!
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I'm yelling at somebody, Cate.
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Mom, Dad,
I know this looks real bad
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and I'm expecting
big consequences when I get home.
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I heard that.
I heard you roll your eyes.
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Bridget needs to finish this.
Then we'll come right back.
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No, no, you two
get in the car right now!
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Look, Paul, Kerry is very responsible.
Trust her.
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That's right. She's really responsible.
She waited to call us
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until the car came to
a complete safe stop. In Ohio!
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OK, now look, look, Care Bear,
I need you to be the big sister.
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Stay with her. She is
very vulnerable right now.
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And call me a lot. OK, bye.
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OK, no more talk.
We're going down there right now.
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Now, Paul, calm down. By the time
we get there, they'll be back.
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I do not want you driving
when you're angry.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, fine.
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I should calm down like you, 'cause
a whole lot of good comes from calm!
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Don't hang up on me!
Don't hang up. Hello!
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Bridget, I did not lead you on.
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OK, but if, this is a gargantuan "if."
If you did not lead me on,
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then answer me this: What am I doing
in your room in the middle of the night?
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- That's a good question.
- Yeah, thank you.
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[knocking on door]
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[Kerry] Come on! Tell him
he's a jerk and let's go home!
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Kerry! Leave!
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If you didn't lead me on, what about,
"If things were different,
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- we would've hooked up?"
- OK. That one was bad.
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I do like you, but your parents
made it very clear that
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nothing was going to happen between us,
and that's when I met Sarah.
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Hey, Ben, I... Oh, sorry.
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And Sarah introduced me to Annie.
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[music playing, muffled]
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Bridget, for your information,
I called Mom and Dad.
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- [Bridget] Go away!
- I'm not budging until you come out.
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What're you looking at?
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- You.
- Well, don't.
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Want some pizza?
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Yeah, OK.
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You know, that is your most
annoying nervous habit.
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I liked it better when you
bit Styrofoam cups.
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What do you expect?
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Doesn't it bother you
that Bridget is getting worse?
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- I'm not sure I like her right now.
- She's still your little girl.
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Not anymore.
You know, she's totally changed.
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I don't know who she is.
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We have nothing in common,
and then she pulls a stunt like this.
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I'm going crazy.
I'm going after them.
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I thought we made an agreement.
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- We were gonna stay calm.
- Calm?!
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Even though she's stolen our car,
and driven across the state?
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- Yes.
- And she's in some boy's dorm room?
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- Yes.
- That boy happens to be a musician.
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You used to date a musician,
didn't you, Cate?
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- Slow down! What happened to "calm"?
- Oh, screw calm.
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Crosswalk, crosswalk!
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When I get my hands
on Thelma and Louise...
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- Honeybun?
- What?
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- We forgot Rory.
- [tires screeching]
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I was at the best part of the book.
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A young Gregory Peck was on the porch
smoking a pipe talking to Scout.
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[both] Read!
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- Paul, call Kerry.
- I've been calling.
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Pick up, pick up!
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- [music playing]
- [chattering]
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[Michigan Fight Song on phone]
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Still no answer.
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- Bridget.
- Don't.
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This is so humiliating.
I cannot believe I thought you liked me.
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Bridget, I could have been interested.
I mean, I thought you were cute.
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Just cute?
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- Actually, amazing.
- Just amazing?
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Another time, another place, who knows?
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But for now I think
we should just be friends.
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Oh, my God, that's my line.
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No one's ever said that to me before.
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No wonder why they all make that face.
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- Can I put my arm around you now?
- If you want to lose it.
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Hey, look, Kerry,
can I ask you a question?
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- Do you like Ohio State?
- Sure.
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How come your pants have been playing
the Michigan fight song all night?
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Oh, my God.
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[music playing, muffled]
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This is my favorite place.
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- Kerry!
- Mom, Dad?!
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Thank God you guys are here.
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We have been calling you
for over one hundred miles.
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Oh, well, I was playing video games
on the cell phone.
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I had a personal best in Solitaire.
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- Is that a co-ed bathroom?
- Yeah.
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- I gotta go.
- Rory, read.
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Can I go in there?
That's where you read?
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- OK, Rusty, where's Blondie?
- Where is she?
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All right. OK.
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Your father and I are going
into Ben's room. The two of you...
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- Don't move!
- OK.
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- Hands where I can see 'em!
- Dad!
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I'll give you a refund
on the drum lessons!
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Humor? You think this is funny?
Is that what you are, a funny boy?
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- No, sir.
- Bridget, you are in so much trouble.
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Look at me. Look at me!
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- Mom, it's over!
- [sighs]
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Oh, this is so not over. Bridget!
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00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,062
- Paul, just calm down.
- I'm sorry, sweetie.
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I guess I'm in a bit
of a bad mood today.
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See, this morning
I cut myself shaving
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years off my life
as head of this family!
285
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- Honey, are you OK?
- No.
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Ben, I think we could use
some privacy here.
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No, I mean, we were
just about to say goodbye anyway.
288
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,782
- Bye, Bridget.
- Bye, Ben.
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Goodbye, Ben.
How 'bout a little privacy?
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Is that OK with you?
That a problem? Is that all right?
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Right.
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- Why is this book so skinny?
- It's a synopsis.
293
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It tells you everything you need to know
about To Kill a Mockingbird.
294
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This is my favorite place ever.
295
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lf...
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- Oh, Mom.
- Oh, I know, honey. I know.
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- Aw.
- "Aw."
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I didn't drive four hours
in the middle of the night to hear "aw."
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- You didn't drive at all.
- I'm making a point here, Cate!
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00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:19,325
Our daughter crossed a line tonight,
a very big line, the Ohio state line,
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- and you wanna coddle her.
- She's our little girl.
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00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:25,791
Oh, yeah? Look at what
I found on Ben's dresser.
303
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:30,013
- A cookie?
- A cookie. In a college dorm.
304
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:33,244
A musician's dorm.
A musician who gets the munchies.
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00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:35,385
Do the math, Cate.
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Oh, for the love of God.
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Just say no!
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That's all I'm saying.
309
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,363
Mom, I don't get it.
What's wrong with me?
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00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:49,910
- Oh, Beach.
- Look what I found in the trashcan.
311
00:17:57,532 --> 00:17:59,354
That is from a toilet paper roll.
312
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,689
If you'd ever replaced one,
you'd know it.
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00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,674
Oh, right.
314
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,020
- Mom?
- What honey?
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00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:10,992
This is the first time
anyone's broken my heart.
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00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:12,244
Oh...
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00:18:12,315 --> 00:18:14,965
What can I do for you?
What do you want right now?
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Great. Reward her.
Reward her frivolous, superficial,
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unthinking, 100 percent
adolescent immaturity.
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Shh!
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00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,751
Go on.
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I want... I...
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00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,447
It's like... It's like Holden,
what's his name, Caulfield
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00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:34,860
in Catcher in the Rye. When he
hates that everything seems fake.
325
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:39,534
- You read Catcher in the Rye?
- Did you?
326
00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:41,166
Yes.
327
00:18:41,238 --> 00:18:43,888
- It's my favorite book.
- Mine, too.
328
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:51,923
Beach, why did you
think of Catcher in the Rye?
329
00:18:51,988 --> 00:18:55,565
I don't know, it's just Mom asked me
what I wanted
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00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,708
and it made me think
of Holden Caulfield,
331
00:18:57,811 --> 00:19:00,461
and how he wanted to stand
at the edge of some field.
332
00:19:00,563 --> 00:19:02,602
And all these kids are running around.
333
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,536
They don't know where they're going
and he's scared for them. And...
334
00:19:06,609 --> 00:19:08,497
And he just wants to catch them.
335
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:11,083
That's what I want.
336
00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:13,225
I just wanna be catched.
337
00:19:13,297 --> 00:19:15,337
You wanna be "caught."
338
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:18,063
I want Mom!
339
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:22,858
It's like trying to reel in a marlin.
I was this close.
340
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:28,328
- You wanna go home?
- Yeah. Let me go wash my face.
341
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,821
Beach, I'm sorry.
342
00:19:35,085 --> 00:19:37,506
What happened to the guy
who kicked in the door?
343
00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,429
I don't know.
344
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,685
I guess I found my little girl
on the other side.
345
00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:47,012
She read Catcher In The Rye.
346
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:52,197
Just when I'm ready to give up on her,
she surprises me.
347
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,430
Yeah, she's full of surprises.
348
00:19:56,394 --> 00:19:58,850
Gee, we always thought
Kerry was the deep one.
349
00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:01,801
[all cheering] Go, Li'I K.
Go, Li'I K. Go!
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00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:15,453
Yeah, I go here.
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00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:18,366
See, I'm a genius.
352
00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:21,253
You should come to my lecture
on To Kill A Mockingbird.
353
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:24,514
You know, they don't
kill a bird in it or anything.
354
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,276
- You're kidding me? Kerry!
- Rory Joseph Hennessy.
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00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:31,236
You get over here right now.
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00:20:32,613 --> 00:20:34,555
Back off, Buckeyes.
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