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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,038 - It was irresponsible. 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,207 - Irresponsible? - Absolutely. 3 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,458 They spent what? 4 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,294 A trillion dollars plus countless man hours, 5 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,046 not to mention political capital, 6 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,924 trying to get one dude back from Mars. 7 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,218 - Political capital? It united the world. 8 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,887 - Yeah, for a hot second, but what if they failed? 9 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:54,406 Everyone would have been like, um, excuse me, 10 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,224 you know there are people dying here, right? 11 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,409 - People are always dying on Earth. 12 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,893 You can't change that. 13 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,746 But if you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon... 14 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,688 - No, screw Matt Damon. 15 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,148 - That's just harsh. 16 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,901 - Dude, it costs an average of $1,200 to save a life. 17 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:08,069 - 12... what? 18 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,946 - When you give money to charity... 19 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,256 the ones that are actually gonna save lives 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,758 are the ones that clean water and give out 21 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:14,075 medicine and stuff, right? 22 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,952 - Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water. 23 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,638 - So when you factor in administrative costs, 24 00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:20,206 and how many people would actually die without help, 25 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,333 that works out to 1,200 bucks per life. 26 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:24,144 - Okay, so what you're saying is, you take a trillion 27 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,796 and divided by 1,200 and you can save 28 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:32,009 833 million people's lives on Earth? 29 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,845 - You just do that math right now? 30 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,179 - I'm wicked smart. 31 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:39,600 - I know, it's just, you look like so dumb. 32 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,018 - Okay. 33 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:43,228 Checkmate. 34 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,983 - Dang. - Boom. 35 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:49,986 - Okay. 36 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,543 - You really don't think 37 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:08,004 they're sending anybody to save us? 38 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:10,965 - I mean... 39 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,470 I'm sure they're doing what they can. 40 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,805 Within reason. 41 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,434 Benson would probably take your side. 42 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:24,020 - Yeah, well, Benson went crazy. 43 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:31,861 - Play again? - You wanna lose again? 44 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:36,884 - I just don't think we should wait around 45 00:02:36,908 --> 00:02:38,409 to be saved, you know? 46 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,161 We gotta save ourselves. 47 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:43,790 - Or accept the inevitability of our fates. 48 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,793 - One of the two. 49 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,586 - Two of the three. 50 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:51,381 - Three of the four. - Comme ci, comme ça. 51 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:59,722 - ♪ Girl, it feels so good ♪ 52 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:01,849 ♪ To know you're mine ♪ 53 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:08,689 ♪ You've got the love that keeps me going ♪ 54 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:11,234 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 55 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,777 ♪ You've got the love ♪ 56 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:17,782 ♪ You've got the love that keeps me going ♪ 57 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,076 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 58 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,930 - Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 59 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:49,313 You might as well give up now. I'm clearly dominating you. 60 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,065 - I'll dominate your face! 61 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,539 - Yes. 62 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,130 - Wait, two? 63 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,799 Don't you only have, like, ten left? 64 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,218 - Yeah, I know, but... 65 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,845 my blueberry and marijuana hybrid won't flower, 66 00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:06,224 so blowing off some steam. 67 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:11,229 - Well, go nuts, kid. 68 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,398 But don't pop and drive. 69 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:14,482 Pew. 70 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,993 Morning. 71 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,537 Your mama called! 72 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,706 She said she doesn't miss you and you're gonna lose. 73 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,375 - Oh. Your mama called. 74 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,293 And she said she's your sister, 75 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,671 you smell like poop, and you're gonna lose. 76 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,589 - My mom is my sister? 77 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,264 - Come on, we gon' watch a movie. 78 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,683 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 79 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:53,604 - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 80 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:56,524 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." 81 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,526 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." Come on. 82 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:00,129 "Casablanca" is the best love story ever. 83 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:01,738 - Blargh. 84 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,114 I want Hans Gruber. 85 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:04,282 - Why would you do that? 86 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,743 Hans Gruber. 87 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:07,784 - Okay. 88 00:06:09,746 --> 00:06:12,874 "Sense and Sensibility." 89 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,877 It's Hans Gruber in a love story. 90 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,628 Come on. 91 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,505 - Okay. - Boom. Look at that. 92 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,763 Get comfortable. This is kinda great. 93 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:16,978 Hey, girl. 94 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,778 - Error. Comms fail. 95 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,656 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 96 00:07:31,119 --> 00:07:32,537 - Hello. 97 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,578 Earth? 98 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,712 It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane. 99 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:43,339 Coming to you live from outer space. 100 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,550 And we've got a sick lineup for you all, 101 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:49,303 so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 102 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,557 - Navigation failed. 103 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,827 - ♪ I wanna be ♪ 104 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:17,290 ♪ As free as that white line in the sky ♪ 105 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:26,632 ♪ You can stay ♪ 106 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,135 ♪ In these last evil days if you want to ♪ 107 00:08:29,177 --> 00:08:30,678 - You ready? 108 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,096 - Dur. 109 00:08:32,138 --> 00:08:34,682 Well, have you tried the raspberries or the blackberry? 110 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,267 - Yes, I've tried everything. 111 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,978 But the blueberry is the one that's most genetically in line 112 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:42,398 with the marijuana plant, so it should work. 113 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,276 - Well, I believe in you. 114 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:46,277 You'll figure it out. 115 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:48,196 - Thanks, Mom. 116 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,364 - All right. What's the verdict? 117 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:53,493 - Oh, you're gonna see. 118 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,204 Oh, no. 119 00:08:56,245 --> 00:09:00,708 No, not the cowboy hat. 120 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,629 - Can you at least play Dolly? 121 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,215 Not gonna happen. 122 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:08,567 - When you played Bieber, I didn't say anything. 123 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,385 It's my turn, and I wanna two-step. 124 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,303 We can two-step, that is fine, 125 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:16,391 but could we do it to something less soul suckingly awful? 126 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,726 - No. - Please? 127 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,454 Come on, I'm sure you have something in there 128 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:23,064 that's actually good. 129 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:24,273 - Okay. 130 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,697 - Oh. 131 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,990 - Ooh. 132 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,410 Yeah. 133 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,203 Oh. - Now you go forward. 134 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,413 Bring it back. 135 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:41,416 Then it's one, two, three, jump rope. 136 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:43,835 - That's cute. - Then you turn. 137 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,587 - You did this lots, right? - Yeah. 138 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,715 One, two, three, then you jump. 139 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,133 Hey. - Okay, okay. 140 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,093 - Turn. Oh. - Oh. 141 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,261 - Okay. 142 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,054 Oh! 143 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:56,556 - Uh, uh, uh, ah! - Hey. 144 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,558 - Ha, ha, ha, turn. 145 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,143 - ♪ An old-fashioned girl ♪ 146 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,103 ♪ But her style was hard to beat ♪ 147 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,147 - Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 148 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,774 - Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang! 149 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,528 Give me that snake. 150 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,739 Oh. Oh. 151 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,907 Pause. Get it. Get it. 152 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,495 Whoo! Ah. 153 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,834 - There it is. There it is. 154 00:10:24,876 --> 00:10:27,879 Go back, go back. 155 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,964 - ♪ Under cover lover, baby ♪ 156 00:10:30,006 --> 00:10:32,383 - Mm. Mm. 157 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:34,135 Oh. - Oh, we're turning. 158 00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:35,762 - Mm. Mm. 159 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,472 - So... 160 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:41,142 I need to call you out on something. 161 00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,144 - Okay. 162 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:46,022 - I was walking through the greenhouse this morning, 163 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:50,568 and I stepped in some milky goop. 164 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,614 Oh. My bad. 165 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,074 - Dude. - What? 166 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:57,217 I thought I cleaned it all up. 167 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,786 - That's where our food grows. 168 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,537 That's where the girls sleep. 169 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,041 Oh, my God, were they... Watching you? 170 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,335 - They're chickens. 171 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,628 - Ew. - All right. 172 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,004 That's enough slut shaming. 173 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,339 - I am not shaming you. 174 00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:13,841 Masturbation is, like, super healthy. 175 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:17,845 But I keep it in my room because I'm not a dirty ho. 176 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,931 - Dirty ho? 177 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:26,479 Maybe we should do it. 178 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:28,064 - Do what? 179 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:29,357 - It. 180 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,404 - What? - What? 181 00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,449 - What? I'm serious. 182 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,118 - Oh, man. He's lost it. 183 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,704 - Look, in case you haven't noticed, 184 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,808 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives 185 00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:48,126 floating around on this ship. 186 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,086 So it would be crazy for us not to bang, right? 187 00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:52,463 - Well, when you put it like that. 188 00:11:52,505 --> 00:11:54,674 So you're in? 189 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,968 - No. - Why not? 190 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,761 Look, first of all, 191 00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:01,723 I don't need a reason not to sleep with you. 192 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,184 I need a reason to have sex with you. 193 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,061 - Uh, floating through space. 194 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,438 Uh, boredom. 195 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:09,897 The fact that, other than Benson, 196 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:12,108 I'm your only viable option. 197 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:17,572 - See, I can think of three excellent reasons 198 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:20,533 right off the top of my head why we shouldn't, 199 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,119 as you put it so romantically, bang. 200 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,412 Oh. - Okay. 201 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:27,582 Well, moment of clarification. 202 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,751 I'm not talking about romance, okay? 203 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,462 This is completely void of emotion. 204 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,005 All right? 205 00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:37,258 This is all about us using sex as a stress reliever. 206 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,760 - Oh, no, I get it. 207 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,887 - Okay, so what are your three great... 208 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,764 - Ow! Oh. 209 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,116 Sorry. No, actually... - Are you okay? 210 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,558 - It's nothing. Yeah. 211 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,952 What were you saying? - What happened? 212 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:50,021 - It's really... it's just a little scratch. 213 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,105 Ah! 214 00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:52,648 That's not a scratch. 215 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:55,318 - It was just the freaking tool cart. 216 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,628 - Look, you need some antibiotics. 217 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,696 - No, we only have one course left. 218 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,115 I am not using it on this little cut. 219 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,909 - Well, what if the infection spreads? 220 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,660 - People don't die from little cuts. 221 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,204 - Yeah, because they use antibiotics. 222 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:07,747 - It's fine. 223 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,465 - So you were saying? 224 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:18,966 - What? 225 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:22,303 - You were saying why we shouldn't do sex on each other. 226 00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:24,013 - Oh. 227 00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:30,311 - Well, number one, I'm not attracted to you. 228 00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:35,483 That's an argument for, not against. 229 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:36,818 - How? 230 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,778 - Because if we were attracted to each other, 231 00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,864 then "banging" could possibly turn into something 232 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:42,949 and it would get messy. 233 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,242 - Super messy. - Right. 234 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,993 So the fact that you're not attracted to me 235 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:48,204 is a benefit because we don't have to worry 236 00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:49,705 about getting messy. 237 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,915 Quick pinch. 238 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:52,208 - Ow! 239 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,546 So wait. 240 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:59,215 You are not attracted to me, either? 241 00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:00,842 - Absolutely not. 242 00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,928 - Okay. 243 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,513 - Do you want me to be? - No. 244 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,224 Obviously, not. 245 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,518 I'm just surprised this is the first time 246 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,646 us "banging" has occurred to you. 247 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:16,899 - I didn't say that. 248 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:19,026 You've never thought about it? 249 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:23,239 - I mean, you have the only penis for a million miles. 250 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,366 - See? 251 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,326 There you go. 252 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:32,832 So let's keep this dry and clean. 253 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:37,670 And if it starts to hurt, you let me know ASAP. 254 00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,673 Okay? 255 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:41,883 - Yep. 256 00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:48,514 So was this a debate, or are you making a formal proposal? 257 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,434 - Ah, it's a debate. 258 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,728 - Unless I'm convincing you, 259 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,229 then we definitely should do it. 260 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,067 - My point still stands. 261 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,026 - How so? 262 00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,361 - Well, we're not attracted now, 263 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,696 but if we started having sex, 264 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:07,075 even if we just said it was "banging," 265 00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,911 our hormones would eventually take over 266 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,245 and we would emotionally attach. 267 00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:14,415 - And when you say attach, you mean fall in love? 268 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,125 - Sure. 269 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,711 That's the whole reason why arranged marriages work. 270 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:20,421 Maybe you think the other person's gross 271 00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:22,924 when you meet them, but your brain knows you're stuck. 272 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,425 Biology takes over. 273 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,010 - You're such a romantic. 274 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:27,762 - Dude, it's science. You are a scientist. 275 00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,889 - Yeah, and as a scientist, I can point out 276 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,392 all sorts of evolutionary benefits 277 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,185 to emotional connection. 278 00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:37,355 But that doesn't mean I think love is a chemical reaction. 279 00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,524 No, not at all. 280 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,109 People are meant to be together. 281 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,986 And it has nothing to do with scent or a primal instinct 282 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:49,075 or unavoidable circumstances, it's just... 283 00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:53,329 I don't know, they just, like, belong together, you know? 284 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:57,417 - Oh, sorry. Is this... is this on? 285 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,626 Okay. 286 00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:00,128 Lame. 287 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,254 Can I get a lame? 288 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:04,716 Uh, yes, because we are all just robots. 289 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,443 - Yeah, and by your logic, it doesn't matter 290 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:10,304 if we have sex or not, because we're emotionally 291 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:13,766 attached anyhow, because our monkey brains will tell us 292 00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:15,476 that's our best chance at survival. 293 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:19,063 - Or one of us kills the other to gain full control 294 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,441 over our limited resources. 295 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,362 - What's number two? 296 00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:28,656 - Reason number two. 297 00:16:28,698 --> 00:16:30,074 We're both married. 298 00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,039 - Like I was saying, I don't see what the problem is. 299 00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:39,250 - You don't think the fact that we're both married 300 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,294 should have an impact on whether we sleep together? 301 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,837 - I mean, granted, I haven't read 302 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,297 my marriage license in a while, 303 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,966 but I'm sure being adrift in space 304 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,510 with no hope of rescue gives you a hall pass. 305 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:53,389 - Okay, first of all, there's not no possibility of rescue. 306 00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:57,018 - We literally talked about this yesterday. 307 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,687 - That was two weeks ago. 308 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,773 - Really? - Yeah. 309 00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,816 - Man, time out here is whacked. 310 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,360 - Look, maybe we don't get saved, 311 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:08,988 but I, for one, still think we can fix this. 312 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,282 - Ah, how's that working out for you? 313 00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:12,825 - You know, I'm so glad you asked, 314 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:15,411 because it would be better if someone helped. 315 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,580 - There are hundreds of wires over there. 316 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,583 That means there's billions of possible combinations. 317 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,503 It's a waste of time. 318 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,214 - What else am I supposed to be doing? 319 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:30,718 Okay. You have a hall pass. 320 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,261 I don't want one. 321 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,223 - What, because your brain chemically reacts with Todd's? 322 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,934 Tom and I have been together since college 323 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,894 and we are very committed to each other. 324 00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:43,940 - And how much of that time did you spend deployed or in space? 325 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,984 - What has that got to do with anything? 326 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,569 I had a job to do. 327 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,780 - Okay. All right. Sorry. 328 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:56,828 - And are you seriously going to claim to love Atlanta... 329 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,079 - Savannah. 330 00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,705 - More than I love Tom, while you are 331 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,374 begging me to cheat with you? 332 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,501 - I'm not begging you to do anything. 333 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:05,878 This is a debate between friends to pass time. 334 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,095 Okay, flip them. 335 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,764 - Both? - Yep. 336 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,892 All right. 337 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,815 Testing navigation. 338 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:28,401 - Error. Navigation failed. 339 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:29,443 - Test fail. 340 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,783 Testing comms. 341 00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,285 - Error. 342 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,246 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 343 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:41,914 - Test fail. 344 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,124 - Mm. 345 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,464 Why didn't they just label these goddamn wires? 346 00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:54,052 - How's your cut doing? - It's fine. 347 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,489 - You know what you wanna watch tonight? 348 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,268 - I don't know. Something upbeat? 349 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,353 - "Princess Bride"? - Ugh. 350 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:05,813 - Huh? What? 351 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:06,999 - I've watched it, like, a thousand times. 352 00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:09,150 - Well, let's watch it 1,001. It works. 353 00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,736 - Plus you always spend the whole next day all... 354 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,447 - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 355 00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:18,743 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 356 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,538 I'm really not seeing the problem here. 357 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,584 - Can we please just try something different? 358 00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:29,754 I have, like, ten movies we haven't watched at all yet. 359 00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,005 - Okay, all right. Okay. 360 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:33,925 - Great. Thank you. 361 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:39,430 Ooh, "Alien"? 362 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,890 - Never seen it. 363 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,018 - You have never seen "Alien"? 364 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,561 - I've never seen it, no. 365 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:52,110 - Bro, you are in for a serious treat. 366 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,736 Oh, my God. 367 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,530 - Sweet. Okay. 368 00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,246 Oh, Sigourney Weaver. 369 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,539 I know. 370 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,008 Why the hell did we watch that movie? 371 00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:23,349 Can you walk me to the bathroom? 372 00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:26,436 - Yeah. Okay, sure. 373 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,741 - Hey. 374 00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:41,534 - Ha? 375 00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,494 - What are you doing? 376 00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:46,622 - Sleeping. - You didn't hear me call you? 377 00:20:46,664 --> 00:20:49,000 I'm scared. 378 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,919 And I don't think the girls can protect me, 379 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:55,048 so I think I'ma just sleep in here? 380 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,508 - Whatever. Just stop talking. 381 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,010 - Okay. 382 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,642 Use this. 383 00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:11,272 Make a wall, your side. 384 00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,066 Not doing anything. 385 00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:16,777 - Oh. 386 00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:25,495 - Good morning, Jane. 387 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:28,539 It's day 1,022. 388 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:44,931 - Oh. 389 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,100 - Hi. 390 00:21:47,141 --> 00:21:49,727 - Hi. 391 00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,188 - So those squishy round thingamabobs 392 00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,148 that were pressed against my chest, I guess... 393 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,150 - Yeah, yep, my boobs. 394 00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:01,906 - Um, when you came in, I may have forgotten 395 00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:05,660 my general lack of clothing. 396 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:06,701 - Yeah. 397 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:14,877 - Are you feeling better after... 398 00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,505 Oh, stop it. 399 00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:19,799 I'm fine. 400 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:21,134 - Well... 401 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:28,891 Get out of here. - Right. Thanks. 402 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,353 Chickies, Gertie. 403 00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,703 All right. Now sit. 404 00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:49,745 Sit. 405 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,719 One, two, go get! 406 00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:07,138 Come on. 407 00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:23,821 - So I've been thinking about the other morning. 408 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:26,866 - How you squished your boobs against me. 409 00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,035 - Yeah. - Okay. 410 00:23:29,077 --> 00:23:31,662 - It was pretty great, right? 411 00:23:31,704 --> 00:23:32,663 - Okay. 412 00:23:32,705 --> 00:23:33,766 Come on, let me look at your leg. 413 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:34,832 Come on. 414 00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:38,669 Look at that. - Told you. 415 00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:39,962 - Yeah. 416 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,340 It's 'cause of my mad hydrogen peroxide skills. 417 00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:45,218 - So, like, from a mental health perspective, 418 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:48,388 skin on skin contact is crazy good for you. 419 00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:51,140 Increased serotonin and dopamine and oxytocin, 420 00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,142 lowered blood pressure. 421 00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,311 - Is this your excessively clinical way 422 00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:58,022 of telling me you wanna naked cuddle more? 423 00:23:58,064 --> 00:24:00,525 Well, I mean... 424 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,901 What are your thoughts? 425 00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:04,487 - Well, I'm just surprised that you're so willing 426 00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:06,364 to cede the moral high ground. 427 00:24:06,406 --> 00:24:09,534 - Moral high ground? It's a mental health issue. 428 00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,162 - For you, but it's a stress relief issue for me. 429 00:24:13,204 --> 00:24:16,541 So if we get to cuddle naked, then I... 430 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:20,002 - So, like, cuddling is on the same sliding scale as banging? 431 00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:21,295 - I'm glad you agree. 432 00:24:21,337 --> 00:24:22,630 - So we shouldn't do either? 433 00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,633 - That's not where I expected that to go. 434 00:24:25,675 --> 00:24:26,675 - Sorry. 435 00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:29,762 - Shall we? 436 00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:04,107 We haven't discussed reason number three. 437 00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,900 - What's three? 438 00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:07,318 - You could knock me up. 439 00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:14,242 - So you don't have birth control? 440 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:18,121 - Well, I had an IUD, but it was giving me weird cramps, 441 00:26:18,162 --> 00:26:21,374 so Benson removed it from me 442 00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,167 before the, you know... 443 00:26:23,209 --> 00:26:26,003 - The crazy. - Yeah. 444 00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:28,923 There's no condoms or Plan B in Medical? 445 00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:31,342 - Amazingly, the government didn't send 446 00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:33,553 three married astronauts into space 447 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:35,888 with a supply of condoms. 448 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,348 - Bad planning. 449 00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:41,936 - No, it's like the gray wire situation all over again. 450 00:26:41,978 --> 00:26:42,978 - Totally. 451 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,652 Let's just say, like, for argument's sake, 452 00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:52,363 you did get knocked up, 453 00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:54,615 would it be that bad? 454 00:26:54,657 --> 00:26:56,451 I said for argument's sake. 455 00:26:58,828 --> 00:27:03,166 - You want to raise a child adrift in space? 456 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,501 - It's beautiful out here. 457 00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:07,795 All of our life support and food sources 458 00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:10,882 are self-sustainable. We have movies. 459 00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:13,634 What kid doesn't like space? 460 00:27:13,676 --> 00:27:15,845 - So you're losing your mind. 461 00:27:18,681 --> 00:27:23,728 - I didn't wanna say it, but it should be mentioned. 462 00:27:23,770 --> 00:27:25,748 As long as we've been out here with all the radiation, 463 00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:27,982 you're probably sterile anyway. 464 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,113 What? 465 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,660 You're such a jerk. 466 00:27:39,702 --> 00:27:41,829 - I told you I didn't wanna say it! 467 00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,457 I mean, can you believe it? 468 00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,459 All the man can think about is sex. 469 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:49,170 And before you say anything, yes, obviously, 470 00:27:49,212 --> 00:27:51,005 I think about it too. 471 00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,883 Did I turn four different electric drills into vibrators? 472 00:27:57,428 --> 00:27:59,347 That was more about innovation. 473 00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:07,188 You've gotta be rational about it, you know? 474 00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:11,526 He's like my big brother and my little sister. 475 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,820 Yo, and he's kind of like my dog. 476 00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:16,632 Am I really supposed to believe 477 00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:18,533 that he's not into this? 478 00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,493 Really? Come on. 479 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:24,247 - And all these quote, unquote, "reasons" she's throwing out 480 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:27,041 is complete BS. 481 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,835 And even if we did make it home, 482 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,796 which we're not, by the way... 483 00:28:33,923 --> 00:28:36,801 There's no way Savannah wouldn't understand that. 484 00:28:40,096 --> 00:28:42,640 Yeah, I think about it every day. 485 00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:44,183 - Work is good. 486 00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:46,102 Not to brag, but I am kind of rocking 487 00:28:46,144 --> 00:28:47,520 this whole mayor thing. 488 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,248 I got the funding for the universal lunch program, 489 00:28:49,272 --> 00:28:51,441 so yay. 490 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:57,697 I don't like that I'm living without you, 491 00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:59,073 but I'm proud of you. 492 00:28:59,115 --> 00:29:01,159 I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of me. 493 00:29:03,286 --> 00:29:05,830 Oh, and I may have killed that fern in the kitchen, 494 00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:08,416 so you should probably get back 495 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,667 because you're the only one 496 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:12,295 with the green thumb around here. 497 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:14,130 Even the plants miss you. 498 00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:19,886 - I'd be devastated if she waited for me. 499 00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:24,140 She deserves better than that. 500 00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:32,148 - Hi. Hey, how's it going up there? 501 00:29:32,190 --> 00:29:35,568 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 502 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,111 So many questions. 503 00:29:37,153 --> 00:29:39,655 Tom would love it up here. 504 00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:41,199 Are you kidding me? 505 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,077 Sitting around watching movies every night, 506 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:46,204 it's like his heaven. 507 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:50,958 I was always like, let's go for a hike, 508 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,337 let's try a new restaurant or take a road trip. 509 00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:58,216 - I did screw up the universal remote again, 510 00:29:58,257 --> 00:30:01,594 and now the sound of the TV doesn't work. 511 00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:03,137 That's gonna have to wait. 512 00:30:03,179 --> 00:30:04,889 - I think he was hoping this mission 513 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:06,974 would be, like, my ultimate adventure, 514 00:30:07,016 --> 00:30:12,522 and then I would come home and finally be able to just... 515 00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:15,858 Be. 516 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,986 - All right, I love you, and I can't wait to see you. 517 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,280 Have a blast. 518 00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:24,075 - End of message. 519 00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:26,869 - Hi. How's it going up there? 520 00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,497 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 521 00:30:34,752 --> 00:30:36,671 - My very last Pop-Tart. 522 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:49,767 Mmm. 523 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:59,110 We add that to the list of things I'll never do again. 524 00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:10,872 If he could see me now... 525 00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,254 Shut up. 526 00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:22,800 I need some music. 527 00:31:34,062 --> 00:31:35,062 - Uh-oh. 528 00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:41,109 Uh-oh. 529 00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:48,117 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 530 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:57,543 -Uh-oh. 531 00:31:57,585 --> 00:31:59,170 - No. 532 00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:13,643 Adam! 533 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,437 - You hurt yourself? - Um... 534 00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:17,605 it's just so weird. 535 00:32:17,647 --> 00:32:22,068 I can't... my music's not working. 536 00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:23,110 - Let me see it. 537 00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:32,620 Oh. 538 00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:34,330 I tried that. 539 00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,462 - Oh, no. 540 00:32:41,504 --> 00:32:42,797 Don't say that. What? 541 00:32:44,674 --> 00:32:48,928 - It says the root file for your music is corrupted. 542 00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:50,263 - Okay, well, fix it. 543 00:32:50,304 --> 00:32:53,349 - Well, that was... I mean... - Fix it. 544 00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:54,391 Okay. 545 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,648 I'm so sorry. 546 00:33:00,690 --> 00:33:01,941 - No, no. Come on. 547 00:33:01,983 --> 00:33:03,192 - I don't think I can do this. 548 00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:06,320 I can't do this. I can't do this. 549 00:33:06,362 --> 00:33:09,407 - I still have my music, right? You like Sinatra, right? 550 00:33:09,449 --> 00:33:10,700 Garth Brooks? 551 00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:13,619 No, I can't listen to your music. 552 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,872 - Your music sucks! - No. 553 00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:17,665 I mean, you like Kenny Rogers, right? 554 00:33:17,707 --> 00:33:19,333 - What? - You like Eminem? 555 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:22,336 Who's your favorite singer? 556 00:33:22,378 --> 00:33:23,880 - Um. 557 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:25,214 Lionel Richie. 558 00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:26,900 - Lionel Richie. Good, good, good, good, good. 559 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:29,135 What's your favorite Lionel Richie song? 560 00:33:29,177 --> 00:33:32,346 - "All Night Long." - "All Night Long," okay. 561 00:33:32,388 --> 00:33:33,388 Here we go. 562 00:33:36,684 --> 00:33:38,561 Whoa. 563 00:33:38,603 --> 00:33:39,562 - Doesn't work. 564 00:33:39,604 --> 00:33:42,023 - ♪ Whoa ♪ 565 00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:45,026 ♪ Well, my friends, the time has come ♪ 566 00:33:46,986 --> 00:33:50,490 ♪ To raise the roof and have some fun ♪ 567 00:33:50,531 --> 00:33:54,160 ♪ Throw away your work to be done ♪ 568 00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:55,369 Come on. 569 00:33:55,411 --> 00:33:58,790 ♪ Let the music play on, play on ♪ 570 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:04,045 ♪ Everybody sing, everybody dance ♪ 571 00:34:04,087 --> 00:34:06,964 ♪ Lose yourself in one romance ♪ 572 00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:10,385 ♪ We're going to party, karamu ♪ 573 00:34:10,426 --> 00:34:13,304 - Fiesta forever. 574 00:34:13,346 --> 00:34:16,557 ♪ Come on and sing along ♪ 575 00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:18,434 ♪ All night long ♪ 576 00:34:18,476 --> 00:34:20,728 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 577 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:23,731 ♪ All night long ♪ 578 00:34:23,773 --> 00:34:25,400 ♪ All night ♪ 579 00:34:25,441 --> 00:34:29,153 ♪ All night long, all night, all night ♪ 580 00:34:29,195 --> 00:34:31,364 ♪ All night long ♪ 581 00:34:31,406 --> 00:34:34,200 ♪ All night, all night ♪ 582 00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,535 - Yeah! 583 00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:38,955 ♪ Once you get started, you can't sit down ♪ 584 00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,086 - My name is Inigo Montoya. 585 00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:47,046 You killed my father. 586 00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:50,425 Prepare to die. 587 00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:54,721 - ♪ Everyone's dancing their troubles away ♪ 588 00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:03,730 ♪ Come join our party, see how we play ♪ 589 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,523 - You wanna hang? 590 00:35:10,486 --> 00:35:11,612 Hey! 591 00:35:13,489 --> 00:35:15,450 - You flinched and you're cheating. 592 00:35:15,491 --> 00:35:17,243 - ♪ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♪ 593 00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:19,120 ♪ Yeah, jambo, jambo ♪ 594 00:35:19,162 --> 00:35:21,956 ♪ Way to parti, oh, we goin' ♪ 595 00:35:21,998 --> 00:35:23,791 ♪ Oh, jamboli ♪ 596 00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:25,835 ♪ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♪ 597 00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:28,546 - This might be your best work yet. 598 00:35:28,588 --> 00:35:30,089 - Thank you. 599 00:35:30,131 --> 00:35:32,091 - You know what you want? 600 00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:33,342 I don't know. 601 00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:38,139 Just something cool right here. 602 00:35:38,181 --> 00:35:40,683 Who's your favorite, me or Adam? 603 00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:43,519 I know what's the answer. 604 00:35:43,561 --> 00:35:45,063 And I won't tell him. 605 00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:46,522 Okay, I won't tell him. 606 00:35:46,564 --> 00:35:48,066 Are you juggling our eggs? 607 00:35:48,107 --> 00:35:50,902 Feed the input and output for me, please. 608 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:54,489 - Input. 609 00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:57,658 - Mm-hmm. - 000. 610 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,286 - Okay. - 010. 611 00:36:02,330 --> 00:36:03,998 100. 612 00:36:21,182 --> 00:36:23,059 It's gonna flower soon. 613 00:36:23,101 --> 00:36:24,602 I can feel it. 614 00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,104 - I believe you. 615 00:36:26,145 --> 00:36:30,233 - And we can get high off these amazingly juicy berries. 616 00:36:30,274 --> 00:36:34,070 And when I get back to Earth, I'll be a billionaire. 617 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,658 - Well, you'll still have to cook it. 618 00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:44,372 - What? 619 00:36:44,414 --> 00:36:50,378 - THC and weed needs to be heated in order to activate. 620 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,672 So you're gonna have to, you know, like, 621 00:36:52,714 --> 00:36:54,966 bake it or smoke it. 622 00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:59,721 Like, you can't just eat one of these weeds and get stoned. 623 00:36:59,762 --> 00:37:01,723 But you know, maybe I'm wrong. 624 00:37:01,764 --> 00:37:06,686 Maybe you made the first raw plant ever to get you high. 625 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,604 Hey, it's still gonna be great. 626 00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:11,983 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 627 00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:13,109 - What is it? 628 00:37:14,944 --> 00:37:17,029 - Dude, are you ready for this? 629 00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:18,239 - Yes, what is it? 630 00:37:18,281 --> 00:37:21,200 - No peeking! - Jeez! 631 00:37:21,242 --> 00:37:23,327 - Okay, it's probably thicker than the real thing 632 00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:26,205 and not as dry and crumbly, but what do you think? 633 00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,754 - Are you serious? 634 00:37:32,795 --> 00:37:34,297 - Yeah. 635 00:37:36,924 --> 00:37:38,634 Oh. Here. 636 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:49,604 - ♪ I told the woman it was high time ♪ 637 00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:53,608 ♪ I picked it up and walked the line ♪ 638 00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:57,403 ♪ Don't want to have to look back, no, no ♪ 639 00:37:57,445 --> 00:38:00,490 ♪ And say that I never tried ♪ 640 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:04,619 - You know what, country music is not that bad. 641 00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:09,999 What? 642 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:22,595 We should get her out of here. 643 00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:27,183 I don't want the girls to see her. 644 00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:41,989 - Do we have to? 645 00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:43,908 - It would be crazy not to. 646 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:45,660 - But we didn't eat Benson. 647 00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:51,165 - Benson was a person. 648 00:38:51,207 --> 00:38:53,209 Gertie was here for food purposes. 649 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,170 - For milk purposes. 650 00:38:56,212 --> 00:38:57,755 How much do we have left, anyway? 651 00:38:57,797 --> 00:39:01,926 - I think we only have, like, 12 pints left in the freezer. 652 00:39:01,968 --> 00:39:07,348 But now we also have 50-plus meals worth of meat. 653 00:39:09,851 --> 00:39:11,102 Together. 654 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,449 - One. 655 00:39:24,490 --> 00:39:25,283 - Two. 656 00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:26,409 Three. 657 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:38,212 - That's so good. - Oh, my God. 658 00:39:38,254 --> 00:39:40,048 Mama mia. - Oh. 659 00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:42,050 - Oh, zut alors. 660 00:39:42,091 --> 00:39:43,384 - Come on. 661 00:40:19,170 --> 00:40:21,172 I'm sorry. - Don't be. 662 00:40:21,214 --> 00:40:22,590 It was a mistake. 663 00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:26,511 - Yeah, but what if you have a mistake? 664 00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:27,553 - I won't. 665 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:49,951 Thank you. 666 00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:51,160 - You're welcome. 667 00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:04,298 - You haven't asked to bang in while. 668 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:07,301 - Well, technically, I never asked. 669 00:41:07,343 --> 00:41:08,803 It was more of a debate. 670 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:11,973 Yeah. Okay. 671 00:41:12,014 --> 00:41:15,268 So for the sake of debate, 672 00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:19,021 what would your theoretical stance 673 00:41:19,063 --> 00:41:25,069 be on everything but? 674 00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:26,654 - You mean, like, hand stuff? 675 00:41:26,696 --> 00:41:28,781 - Yeah. 676 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,158 - And mouth stuff? 677 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,785 - Everything but. 678 00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:37,457 That you could, you know, hypothetically think of. 679 00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:40,501 - Well, hypothetically, 680 00:41:40,543 --> 00:41:43,379 I'd wanna make sure you were sure. 681 00:41:43,421 --> 00:41:47,425 - I mean, I still have my husband, 682 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,180 but he's still a billion miles away. 683 00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:54,515 And it's just a matter of time before something vital 684 00:41:54,557 --> 00:41:57,477 on the ship breaks that we can't fix. 685 00:41:57,518 --> 00:42:00,104 Plus, you are hot. 686 00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:03,483 - And I've have seen the outline of your penis 687 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:04,942 when you wear gym shorts, 688 00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:08,404 and I feel like it wouldn't disappoint. 689 00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:10,406 - Wow, we're being honest today. 690 00:42:10,448 --> 00:42:13,701 - But it isn't just me, right? 691 00:42:13,743 --> 00:42:18,915 Like, you are attracted to me too? 692 00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:21,751 - Theoretically? 693 00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,921 - No, do you find me attractive? 694 00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:29,258 - Yeah. Very. 695 00:42:31,386 --> 00:42:35,223 - Okay. - Okay. 696 00:42:35,264 --> 00:42:36,974 - Yeah, okay. 697 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:43,022 - So did you just go from pretty sure to sure? 698 00:42:43,064 --> 00:42:45,775 - There is one other thing. 699 00:42:45,817 --> 00:42:47,735 - What's that? 700 00:42:47,777 --> 00:42:50,071 - Okay, so I'm not saying this romantically, 701 00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:51,989 so please don't get it twisted. 702 00:42:52,031 --> 00:42:53,324 - Oh, boy. 703 00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:58,955 - But you are literally my entire world. 704 00:42:58,996 --> 00:43:00,373 - Oh! - Shut up. 705 00:43:00,415 --> 00:43:04,919 You are my only friend. 706 00:43:04,961 --> 00:43:07,630 You're my only coworker. 707 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:10,049 You are the only person who can check 708 00:43:10,091 --> 00:43:13,761 that weird ass mole for me. 709 00:43:13,803 --> 00:43:17,849 So what if you're bad at sex? 710 00:43:21,477 --> 00:43:23,938 - I'm serious. 711 00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:26,190 Like, what if we do it and you can't find my clit 712 00:43:26,232 --> 00:43:29,444 and you're, like, one of those sweaty, dripping dudes 713 00:43:29,485 --> 00:43:31,070 who always has to be on top, 714 00:43:31,112 --> 00:43:33,132 and then I have to call it off, and then things get weird, 715 00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:38,661 and this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined. 716 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:43,499 Okay. All right. Stop. Stop. 717 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:48,379 First of all, I love the clit, okay? 718 00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:50,339 We're best friends. 719 00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:53,468 Second of all... 720 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:56,345 we're still just talking about banging, right? 721 00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,558 - Yeah, right. - Okay. 722 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:05,980 So if one of us wants to stop, we just stop. 723 00:44:06,022 --> 00:44:07,607 No hard feelings. 724 00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:09,442 No explanations needed. 725 00:44:09,484 --> 00:44:12,153 None asked for. 726 00:44:12,195 --> 00:44:15,114 - Yeah? - Totally. 727 00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:16,574 - Promise? 728 00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:23,498 - I promise on my delicious dead goat. 729 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:25,750 - Our delicious dead goat. 730 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:28,960 Okay. 731 00:44:31,923 --> 00:44:32,923 - Okay. 732 00:44:38,221 --> 00:44:39,680 So what did we just decide? 733 00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:43,518 - I think we just decided to try everything but. 734 00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,103 - Oh, wow. 735 00:44:45,144 --> 00:44:47,313 Just... okay. 736 00:44:47,355 --> 00:44:49,399 So, right now? 737 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,566 - I guess. 738 00:44:53,653 --> 00:44:54,862 Actually, you know what? 739 00:44:54,904 --> 00:44:56,382 I haven't done any personal maintenance 740 00:44:56,406 --> 00:44:57,865 in, like, a really long time. 741 00:44:57,907 --> 00:44:59,909 Do you think we could do it tomorrow night? 742 00:45:01,494 --> 00:45:03,538 - I'll check my calendar. 743 00:45:03,579 --> 00:45:05,248 - Cool. - Dope. 744 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,916 - Sick. - Looking forward to it. 745 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,584 - It's a date. 746 00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:11,337 - Be there or be square. 747 00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:12,964 - Coolio. 748 00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:14,048 - Slamming. 749 00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,139 - Good morning, Jane. 750 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,890 It's day 1,051. 751 00:45:33,693 --> 00:45:35,528 Oh. - Whoa. 752 00:45:35,570 --> 00:45:38,364 - Lieutenant. - Captain. 753 00:45:43,786 --> 00:45:47,707 - Okay, what about this? 754 00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:50,292 - No. 755 00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:53,504 - Ow. 756 00:45:53,546 --> 00:45:55,214 - No? 757 00:45:55,256 --> 00:45:56,257 - Nope. 758 00:45:56,299 --> 00:45:58,134 Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not. 759 00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,176 No. 760 00:46:03,723 --> 00:46:05,016 Yo, you look good tonight. 761 00:46:05,058 --> 00:46:06,059 No. 762 00:46:15,735 --> 00:46:18,488 - I'm still gonna try. 763 00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:25,119 - Comms fail. 764 00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,120 - Yo, Earth. 765 00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:27,705 We miss you, bruh. 766 00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:35,671 - Navigation engaged. 767 00:46:38,758 --> 00:46:40,301 - Oh, my God. 768 00:46:44,055 --> 00:46:46,057 Oh... 769 00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:47,225 - Fuck. 770 00:46:49,394 --> 00:46:51,938 We have navigation. 771 00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:54,023 - Yeah. 772 00:46:54,065 --> 00:46:55,650 - But no comms. 773 00:46:58,027 --> 00:47:00,863 - We don't need comms to get home. 774 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,740 - So you can fly us home? 775 00:47:04,534 --> 00:47:05,868 - Yeah. 776 00:47:09,747 --> 00:47:11,582 - How long would it take? 777 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,588 - Three weeks. 778 00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:26,514 - So I guess... 779 00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,246 Ow. 780 00:48:32,288 --> 00:48:33,664 - Are you okay? 781 00:48:33,706 --> 00:48:35,124 - What's this? 782 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,751 - Oh. 783 00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,253 Let me show you. 784 00:48:45,134 --> 00:48:46,969 - ♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪ 785 00:48:48,596 --> 00:48:51,015 ♪ Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? ♪ 786 00:48:53,518 --> 00:48:55,436 ♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪ 787 00:48:57,855 --> 00:48:59,440 - Oh, my God! 788 00:49:01,442 --> 00:49:03,486 - ♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪ 789 00:49:05,405 --> 00:49:07,615 ♪ Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? ♪ 790 00:49:09,534 --> 00:49:11,702 ♪ Looking for that good stuff ♪ 791 00:49:22,213 --> 00:49:24,799 - I'm gonna have to get up and pee in, like, 30 seconds. 792 00:49:24,841 --> 00:49:26,801 - Shh. Shh, shh. 793 00:49:37,729 --> 00:49:41,649 - If this gets infected and I die before we get home, 794 00:49:41,691 --> 00:49:45,486 I'm gonna haunt you so hard. 795 00:49:45,528 --> 00:49:46,738 - Understandable. 796 00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,869 It's gonna be a hard one to explain to the husband. 797 00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,919 - Yeah, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 798 00:50:47,048 --> 00:50:48,716 It's weird, right? 799 00:50:48,758 --> 00:50:49,884 - Totally. 800 00:50:52,178 --> 00:50:56,974 Do you think there will be, like, flying cars and stuff? 801 00:50:57,016 --> 00:50:59,477 - We've only been gone for three years. 802 00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:02,021 Still. 803 00:51:02,063 --> 00:51:05,942 - I think it'll be exactly the same. 804 00:51:05,983 --> 00:51:07,902 And completely different. 805 00:51:10,154 --> 00:51:12,573 - What are you looking forward to most? 806 00:51:12,615 --> 00:51:14,534 - Mm. 807 00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:16,911 Floating down Alcorn River. 808 00:51:16,953 --> 00:51:19,789 Having my music back. 809 00:51:19,831 --> 00:51:22,792 Never eating another egg for the rest of my goddamn life. 810 00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:24,794 - Preach. - You? 811 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:39,183 I'm looking forward to hugging Savannah. 812 00:51:40,893 --> 00:51:42,729 Can I say that? 813 00:51:42,770 --> 00:51:44,439 - Yeah, of course. 814 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,565 She's your wife. 815 00:51:45,606 --> 00:51:46,607 - I know, but we're... 816 00:51:46,649 --> 00:51:49,444 - I can't wait to see Tom. 817 00:51:49,485 --> 00:51:51,779 I mean, he probably waited a dignified three months 818 00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:54,615 before marrying a nice, stable farm girl 819 00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:56,284 and filling her full of babies. 820 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:58,327 You think? 821 00:52:02,999 --> 00:52:04,542 I don't know. 822 00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:11,382 It would just be nice to get off this dumb rocket. 823 00:52:11,424 --> 00:52:13,092 Get back to life. 824 00:52:19,098 --> 00:52:21,350 - Can we still be best friends when we get back? 825 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:24,227 Please? 826 00:52:26,856 --> 00:52:30,943 Like you said, you've been my entire world for three years. 827 00:52:34,572 --> 00:52:36,866 - Your world's about to get a lot bigger. 828 00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:13,528 - ♪ Every star shivers in the dark ♪ 829 00:53:13,569 --> 00:53:18,950 ♪ I've been shooting with a heavy, heavy heart ♪ 830 00:53:26,124 --> 00:53:30,712 ♪ Talking to losers at the stadium ♪ 831 00:53:30,753 --> 00:53:34,257 ♪ Telling them it's all right, let's have some fun ♪ 832 00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:38,386 ♪ Why can't I have some fun? ♪ 833 00:53:38,428 --> 00:53:42,432 ♪ Why can't I have some fun? ♪ 834 00:53:48,354 --> 00:53:52,650 ♪ Shaping the clay in the dark pre-dawn ♪ 835 00:53:52,692 --> 00:53:56,362 ♪ God made man to love someone ♪ 836 00:53:56,404 --> 00:54:00,450 ♪ Why can't I love someone? ♪ 837 00:54:00,491 --> 00:54:04,996 ♪ Why can't I love someone? ♪ 838 00:54:05,037 --> 00:54:09,041 ♪ I'd like to love someone ♪ 839 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:13,588 ♪ Making my way through the grocery... ♪ 840 00:54:13,629 --> 00:54:15,048 - Hey! 841 00:54:23,056 --> 00:54:27,018 - ♪ So I feel for you ♪ 842 00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:31,147 ♪ I work in service too ♪ 843 00:54:37,487 --> 00:54:41,449 ♪ Alameda street-side prison tower ♪ 844 00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:45,036 ♪ A man pressed his hand on the window ♪ 845 00:54:45,078 --> 00:54:49,457 ♪ I waved a little while ♪ 846 00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:53,586 ♪ I waved a little while ♪ 847 00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:58,299 ♪ I'm gonna love someone ♪ 848 00:54:58,341 --> 00:55:01,094 ♪ I'm gonna love someone ♪ 849 00:55:25,243 --> 00:55:26,577 - Goodbye. 850 00:56:15,543 --> 00:56:17,712 - The successful return of Captain Kwan 851 00:56:17,754 --> 00:56:19,547 and lead science officer Adam Gherrity 852 00:56:19,589 --> 00:56:22,717 is cause for celebration the world over. 853 00:56:22,759 --> 00:56:25,636 And perhaps none will be more elated than their spouses, 854 00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:28,014 Tom Campbell and Governor Savannah Gherrity, 855 00:56:28,056 --> 00:56:29,265 who are en route as we speak. 856 00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,516 Governor? 857 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,560 - At the same time, we are saddened 858 00:56:32,602 --> 00:56:34,687 to learn of the passing of lead medical officer 859 00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:37,774 Megan Benson, who passed away early in the mission 860 00:56:37,815 --> 00:56:39,567 from as-yet-unknown causes. 861 00:56:39,609 --> 00:56:41,611 - What do you think happened? 862 00:56:45,281 --> 00:56:46,949 Uh... 863 00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:50,995 - No, no, Benson, stop! Benson! 864 00:56:54,123 --> 00:56:56,834 Uh, she passed in her sleep. 865 00:56:58,044 --> 00:57:00,213 And as far as we can tell, 866 00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:04,175 it was either cardiac arrest or an aneurysm. 867 00:57:05,593 --> 00:57:08,054 - I'm sure you all have endless questions. 868 00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:09,239 Captain Kwan, Lieutenant Gherrity? 869 00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,140 - Adam? 870 00:57:11,182 --> 00:57:15,937 - Savvie. 871 00:57:25,655 --> 00:57:28,199 - Hi. 872 00:57:28,241 --> 00:57:30,618 - One more question. One question. 873 00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:31,702 - Let's go home. 874 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:35,540 - What are you gonna do first? 875 00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,474 - Hi. So next up is the MRI. 876 00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:55,727 They're just getting set up. - Okay. 877 00:57:55,768 --> 00:57:57,311 Thank you. 878 00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:00,273 Oh, my God. 879 00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:03,192 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 880 00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:11,451 Yep. 881 00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:15,371 - Hi. 882 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:20,543 - Tom. 883 00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:22,670 Um. 884 00:58:22,712 --> 00:58:25,006 Hi. 885 00:58:25,048 --> 00:58:26,883 - Oh. 886 00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,596 - Wait. Wait one second. 887 00:58:31,637 --> 00:58:35,808 Uh, if you have gone and pulled a "Castaway" on me 888 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,853 and married someone else, totally cool. 889 00:58:38,895 --> 00:58:40,521 Just tell me now because I don't think 890 00:58:40,563 --> 00:58:42,023 I could actually do... - No. 891 00:58:42,065 --> 00:58:43,733 - No? 892 00:58:45,359 --> 00:58:46,486 - Still here. 893 00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:52,867 - Didn't you think I was dead? 894 00:58:56,579 --> 00:58:59,248 - Do we have to do this now? 895 00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:01,334 - Yeah, I mean, why not? 896 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,544 What else is there to talk about? 897 00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:06,547 I mean, I wanna know. 898 00:59:06,589 --> 00:59:10,593 - After about a year, my sister set me up with someone. 899 00:59:10,635 --> 00:59:11,886 - Sure. 900 00:59:11,928 --> 00:59:14,597 - And then... 901 00:59:14,639 --> 00:59:18,101 there were three or four other short things after that. 902 00:59:18,142 --> 00:59:20,520 They... they... they just... they... 903 00:59:22,939 --> 00:59:24,774 Nothing ever took. 904 00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:31,406 They couldn't hold a candle to you. 905 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:45,420 - Sorry about the whole kiss attack thing earlier. 906 00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:49,841 I was just really excited to see you. 907 00:59:49,882 --> 00:59:52,677 And I had my team in my head just telling me 908 00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:54,470 what an important moment this was, 909 00:59:54,512 --> 00:59:58,349 and everything had to go just right, and... 910 00:59:58,391 --> 01:00:03,855 inside, I was just terrified. 911 01:00:03,896 --> 01:00:06,858 - Of what? 912 01:00:06,899 --> 01:00:09,444 - I don't know. 913 01:00:09,485 --> 01:00:11,237 Three years is a long time. 914 01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:12,655 -Yeah. 915 01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:17,076 - I really didn't think I was ever gonna see you again. 916 01:00:17,118 --> 01:00:18,494 - Same. 917 01:00:21,706 --> 01:00:25,126 - God knows what you must think of all this governor stuff. 918 01:00:26,669 --> 01:00:28,814 - No, because I feel like I need to explain this to you 919 01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:31,966 because listen, when you disappeared, 920 01:00:32,008 --> 01:00:36,679 there was suddenly this spotlight on me. 921 01:00:36,721 --> 01:00:39,265 And I couldn't just go out and have death rebound sex 922 01:00:39,307 --> 01:00:41,851 like a normal person. 923 01:00:43,352 --> 01:00:47,065 I had to just play the part and meet the expectations, 924 01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:48,775 and I was stuck. 925 01:00:50,693 --> 01:00:55,156 All I had was my work. 926 01:00:55,198 --> 01:00:59,410 So then this opportunity to run came up, and I just took it. 927 01:00:59,452 --> 01:01:03,081 - Listen, babe, I'm proud of you. 928 01:01:05,124 --> 01:01:06,709 - You are? - Yeah. 929 01:01:17,053 --> 01:01:22,016 So here, you have the marijuana kush or flower. 930 01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:24,352 Here, you have the blueberry, luscious, wholesome. 931 01:01:24,394 --> 01:01:27,397 - She was, like, screaming at Adam... 932 01:01:27,438 --> 01:01:29,273 coming toward, um... 933 01:01:29,315 --> 01:01:31,651 - ♪ Can't you see? ♪ 934 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:49,252 - We have one that goes like this. 935 01:01:51,087 --> 01:01:52,463 Slower. 936 01:01:52,505 --> 01:01:53,965 And it's erratic, 937 01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:55,466 but that's what I like about it. 938 01:01:58,636 --> 01:01:59,762 You wanna try? 939 01:02:02,432 --> 01:02:03,516 - Yeah, I'm fine. 940 01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:06,936 - I'm fine. 941 01:02:06,978 --> 01:02:08,479 I'm okay. 942 01:02:10,106 --> 01:02:12,775 Just happy to be home. 943 01:02:16,112 --> 01:02:17,488 - Where is this guy? 944 01:02:17,530 --> 01:02:19,699 They run out of ink? 945 01:02:19,741 --> 01:02:22,160 It's NASA, don't... don't they have printers here? 946 01:02:22,201 --> 01:02:23,453 Sign these papers. 947 01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:25,121 Sign this paper. 948 01:02:25,163 --> 01:02:28,416 It doesn't feel real. 949 01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:30,418 - I'm here. - I know. 950 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:32,253 - I'm so sorry. 951 01:02:32,295 --> 01:02:34,297 We just need a few more security guards out there 952 01:02:34,338 --> 01:02:36,257 to help keep the press at bay. 953 01:02:36,299 --> 01:02:39,177 - No worries. - Not a problem. 954 01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:42,430 I promise it's gonna start feeling normal soon. 955 01:02:42,472 --> 01:02:43,639 - Yeah. 956 01:02:43,681 --> 01:02:45,850 - Oh, I'm so glad we didn't miss you guys. 957 01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,435 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 958 01:02:47,477 --> 01:02:48,936 It's so good to see you, Jane. 959 01:02:48,978 --> 01:02:50,646 - You too, Savannah. - Hi. 960 01:02:50,688 --> 01:02:52,982 That farewell dinner feels like a lifetime ago. 961 01:02:53,024 --> 01:02:55,443 Oh, my God, yeah, two lifetimes ago. 962 01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:56,444 - I know. - Hey. 963 01:02:56,486 --> 01:02:57,570 Hey. How's it going? 964 01:02:57,612 --> 01:02:58,964 - Thanks for taking care of my girl. 965 01:02:58,988 --> 01:03:00,323 - More like she took care of me. 966 01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:05,453 - I'm keeping the girls. 967 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:06,537 - Oh. - Yeah. 968 01:03:06,579 --> 01:03:07,789 - The girls? - The hens. 969 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:09,832 That's what we call the hens. - Oh. 970 01:03:09,874 --> 01:03:12,168 - Unless you guys want some. 971 01:03:12,210 --> 01:03:13,961 - Oh, um... - Why not? 972 01:03:14,003 --> 01:03:15,963 We've got the space. - I don't know. 973 01:03:16,005 --> 01:03:18,091 You know, if I deployed... - Come on. 974 01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:20,927 You guys are international space heroes now. 975 01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:22,637 Your deployment days are behind you. 976 01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:24,239 I mean, you're celebrities. - Okay, okay. 977 01:03:24,263 --> 01:03:25,741 It's just they make a mess. - Wait, wait, wait. 978 01:03:25,765 --> 01:03:27,934 How much of a mess are we talking about here? 979 01:03:27,975 --> 01:03:29,519 - Oh, no, they're great. They're great. 980 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,187 I'm really glad you're taking them. 981 01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:35,650 I wanted to take Benson home, but they said no, so... 982 01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:39,946 - Okay, so your discharge papers are ready now. 983 01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:41,697 - All right. - Hey, you know what? 984 01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,966 Why don't Tom and I handle this? 985 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,326 You guys just take a minute. Say goodbye. 986 01:03:45,368 --> 01:03:46,828 - Oh. - Yeah. I got it. 987 01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,347 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 988 01:03:48,371 --> 01:03:49,914 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. 989 01:03:54,752 --> 01:03:56,337 - Ate a Pop-Tart this morning. 990 01:03:56,379 --> 01:03:58,256 - Oh, yeah? How was it? 991 01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:01,426 - Well, after your homemade ones, I'm a little ruined. 992 01:04:01,467 --> 01:04:04,178 Mm, well. 993 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:05,847 I'll get you the recipe. 994 01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:08,224 All you need is a steady supply of fresh, 995 01:04:08,266 --> 01:04:10,893 unpasteurized goat's milk. 996 01:04:12,812 --> 01:04:15,314 - So I'll hear from you. 997 01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,000 - Yeah, of course. I mean, we'll see each other. 998 01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:18,210 We've got interviews coming up... 999 01:04:18,234 --> 01:04:19,193 - Not like that. 1000 01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:23,364 Will you be a part of my life? 1001 01:04:31,247 --> 01:04:32,999 - No. 1002 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,418 - Come on. 1003 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:39,005 Just a phone call every now and then, you know? 1004 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,049 Old friends checking up on each other. 1005 01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:44,719 - Adam, we were stuck in a box for three years, 1006 01:04:44,761 --> 01:04:47,555 and it messed with our heads. 1007 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:48,931 And now we're out of that box. 1008 01:04:51,434 --> 01:04:52,810 This is real. 1009 01:04:52,852 --> 01:04:55,772 Up there, it wasn't real. 1010 01:04:57,273 --> 01:04:59,400 - You ready? 1011 01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:02,070 Huh. Yeah. 1012 01:05:03,821 --> 01:05:07,533 So, well, bye. 1013 01:05:07,575 --> 01:05:09,660 - See you guys. - Bye. 1014 01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:10,787 See you, Adam. 1015 01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:17,210 Discharged. - Discharged. 1016 01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:23,049 - We're on in five, four, three, two... 1017 01:05:23,091 --> 01:05:24,967 - Adam, the world wants to know. 1018 01:05:25,009 --> 01:05:27,720 How did you survive in space? 1019 01:05:27,762 --> 01:05:29,055 - Well, that's a loaded question. 1020 01:05:29,097 --> 01:05:30,640 - Yeah. 1021 01:05:30,681 --> 01:05:33,935 We basically had a living, breathing ecosystem 1022 01:05:33,976 --> 01:05:35,937 on the ship, so we were able 1023 01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:37,438 to sustain our own food, 1024 01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,607 and the ship created oxygen. 1025 01:05:39,649 --> 01:05:42,527 And we, um, 1026 01:05:42,568 --> 01:05:44,362 we made our way through it. 1027 01:05:44,404 --> 01:05:46,906 - He was just circling the grocery parking lot. 1028 01:05:46,948 --> 01:05:48,133 - Is this the parking lot story again? 1029 01:05:48,157 --> 01:05:49,409 - Over and over. - Come on. 1030 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,786 - I wanna, like, close it. There we go. 1031 01:05:55,498 --> 01:05:58,126 - So what have the two of you been doing to reconnect, 1032 01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,670 I mean, after three years? 1033 01:06:00,712 --> 01:06:02,213 - Well, we've been trying to make up 1034 01:06:02,255 --> 01:06:04,298 for lost time, you know? 1035 01:06:14,058 --> 01:06:16,686 And my wife's the governor. 1036 01:06:16,728 --> 01:06:19,355 - Yeah, so that's a little... different. 1037 01:06:19,397 --> 01:06:21,083 - Yeah, you know what, Frank? I don't wanna hear it. 1038 01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:23,234 This bill's gonna go through with or without you. 1039 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:25,587 So you can either choose to be on the side of the poor kids 1040 01:06:25,611 --> 01:06:27,947 who wanna learn their colors and their goddamn ABCs 1041 01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:30,450 or you can cast a losing vote against equal access 1042 01:06:30,491 --> 01:06:33,327 to education and deal with the voters in November. 1043 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:37,165 Good choice, Frank. 1044 01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:38,708 Hi. - You know, this isn't fair. 1045 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,501 - What? - I orbit Jupiter, 1046 01:06:40,543 --> 01:06:43,171 I come home, and I'm still a schlub in this relationship. 1047 01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:45,298 - Yeah, well, you're my schlub. 1048 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,925 Uh, Governor. 1049 01:07:01,439 --> 01:07:05,109 - You know, this one is my favorite. 1050 01:07:07,528 --> 01:07:08,863 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1051 01:07:08,905 --> 01:07:11,199 - I thought you hated tattoos. 1052 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,701 - Well, yeah, normally I do, but... 1053 01:07:13,743 --> 01:07:16,954 all of these, they're like... 1054 01:07:16,996 --> 01:07:20,792 you know, like a map of your grand adventure up there. 1055 01:07:20,833 --> 01:07:23,044 - I like that. 1056 01:07:23,086 --> 01:07:24,921 - I can just, boop, boop. 1057 01:07:26,464 --> 01:07:27,464 - Hello. 1058 01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,428 What was your favorite part? 1059 01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:37,558 - Um... 1060 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,771 I guess the dancing. 1061 01:07:41,813 --> 01:07:45,400 Adam made a surprisingly good dance partner. 1062 01:07:48,611 --> 01:07:50,613 That's good. 1063 01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:54,242 I'm guessing the worst part was losing Benson, right? 1064 01:07:54,283 --> 01:07:55,743 You know, I actually never asked. 1065 01:07:55,785 --> 01:07:59,163 Who found her? Was it you? 1066 01:07:59,205 --> 01:08:00,581 - No. 1067 01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:02,500 Adam found her. - Good. 1068 01:08:11,634 --> 01:08:14,137 - What do you think about going on a trip? 1069 01:08:15,888 --> 01:08:18,015 - A trip? 1070 01:08:18,057 --> 01:08:21,769 - Yeah, Iceland, to see the northern lights. 1071 01:08:21,811 --> 01:08:23,438 - Iceland, huh? 1072 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:24,479 - Mm-hmm. 1073 01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:28,651 - Yeah, sure. 1074 01:08:28,693 --> 01:08:31,279 But, I mean, I... I... 1075 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,989 it feels like you just gone back 1076 01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:35,658 and you're ready to leave again so soon? 1077 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,952 - Oh, no, I just, 1078 01:08:37,994 --> 01:08:41,998 um, thought it would be a nice way to reconnect. 1079 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,461 - No, ah... 1080 01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:48,004 I'm sorry. 1081 01:08:50,506 --> 01:08:52,425 Look, of course you wanna go on a trip. 1082 01:08:52,467 --> 01:08:57,096 I keep forgetting that you were trapped 1083 01:08:57,138 --> 01:08:59,474 in a box for the last three years. 1084 01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,184 Yeah. 1085 01:09:01,225 --> 01:09:05,104 We can go on a trip, anywhere you want, just you and me. 1086 01:09:16,157 --> 01:09:22,371 - ♪ To keep from crying, I be talking... ♪ 1087 01:09:22,413 --> 01:09:24,874 - And how are you getting on now that you're home? 1088 01:09:24,916 --> 01:09:27,043 - Um, very well. Thank you. 1089 01:09:27,085 --> 01:09:30,463 - I'd imagine the boredom would be the worst bit. 1090 01:09:30,505 --> 01:09:33,007 - You know, we never really experienced boredom. 1091 01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:34,842 There was always things to do. 1092 01:09:34,884 --> 01:09:36,344 - For instance? 1093 01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:40,181 - Well, uh, we would bet on chicken races, 1094 01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,725 tried to write the next great pop song. 1095 01:09:42,767 --> 01:09:44,560 We would invent handshakes. 1096 01:09:44,602 --> 01:09:48,189 And I spent quite a bit of time trying to crossbreed 1097 01:09:48,231 --> 01:09:51,192 a marijuana blueberry plant. 1098 01:09:51,234 --> 01:09:53,820 Actually, still working on that one. 1099 01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:56,030 Marijuana's still legal, right? 1100 01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:57,365 - As long as I'm governor. 1101 01:10:01,077 --> 01:10:03,037 - ♪ I know the feeling ♪ 1102 01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:05,832 ♪ When I feel like I'm dying ♪ 1103 01:10:08,251 --> 01:10:11,546 ♪ I put my baby's picture in bed with me ♪ 1104 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,134 ♪ Then I feel fine ♪ 1105 01:10:16,175 --> 01:10:18,261 ♪ But I wanna know ♪ 1106 01:10:18,302 --> 01:10:21,639 ♪ Oh, I wanna know ♪ 1107 01:10:21,681 --> 01:10:25,059 ♪ Why can't she be ♪ 1108 01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:29,731 ♪ Just another woman ♪ 1109 01:10:29,772 --> 01:10:36,446 ♪ That I've loved in my past? ♪ 1110 01:10:37,697 --> 01:10:40,199 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1111 01:10:40,241 --> 01:10:42,702 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1112 01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:48,082 ♪ How long is the heartache supposed... ♪ 1113 01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,295 Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me? 1114 01:10:52,336 --> 01:10:56,466 I think I may have dropped something. 1115 01:10:56,507 --> 01:11:00,428 Um, sure. 1116 01:11:00,470 --> 01:11:01,554 - Ew! 1117 01:11:04,557 --> 01:11:07,185 So one of them pooped on my shoe. 1118 01:11:07,226 --> 01:11:08,561 - Are you sure it was them? 1119 01:11:08,603 --> 01:11:09,604 - Was it you? 1120 01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:10,980 - Come on. Poop is a sign of love. 1121 01:11:11,022 --> 01:11:12,482 Stop it. 1122 01:11:12,523 --> 01:11:14,293 - I think we need to talk about moving the coop outside. 1123 01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,070 - Baby, they're indoor chickens. 1124 01:11:17,111 --> 01:11:18,780 That's all they know. - They're chickens. 1125 01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:21,157 I feel like they'll adjust. 1126 01:11:46,641 --> 01:11:48,768 - ♪ Well, my friends, the time has... ♪ 1127 01:11:59,362 --> 01:12:01,739 - I'm sorry this is taking so long. 1128 01:12:01,781 --> 01:12:04,158 Just ten more minutes, okay? 1129 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,326 - That's fine. 1130 01:12:07,537 --> 01:12:10,206 Do you maybe wanna take this dance class with me? 1131 01:12:17,797 --> 01:12:19,048 You know I have two left feet. 1132 01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:21,175 Come on. I'd kill myself. 1133 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:24,637 - All right. 1134 01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:34,105 Who's Amber? - She's nobody. 1135 01:12:34,147 --> 01:12:36,649 - What's she wanna talk about? 1136 01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,691 - I don't know. 1137 01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:49,954 Okay. 1138 01:12:49,996 --> 01:12:52,039 We, um, 1139 01:12:52,081 --> 01:12:53,541 we went on a few dates. 1140 01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:55,585 - Okay. Recently? 1141 01:12:58,254 --> 01:12:59,464 How many dates? 1142 01:13:01,049 --> 01:13:02,091 - Five or six. 1143 01:13:02,133 --> 01:13:04,594 - Tom, you need to call her. 1144 01:13:06,179 --> 01:13:07,722 - Why? 1145 01:13:07,764 --> 01:13:10,475 - I mean, you had a relationship with this person. 1146 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,226 She deserves to know where you are. 1147 01:13:12,268 --> 01:13:14,520 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Babe, no. No. 1148 01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:16,564 I definitely did not have a relationship with... 1149 01:13:16,606 --> 01:13:18,983 - Maybe we should talk to her together. 1150 01:13:19,025 --> 01:13:20,169 - What are you talking about? 1151 01:13:20,193 --> 01:13:21,611 - Yeah, like, maybe that would help. 1152 01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:23,237 - Help what? 1153 01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:24,882 - I mean, it's not her fault that your wife 1154 01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:27,700 miraculously returned after three years. 1155 01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:30,369 I mean, what is she supposed to do? 1156 01:13:30,411 --> 01:13:32,914 Act like nothing happened, like you didn't have 1157 01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:35,166 a meaningful connection, 1158 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,086 like it wasn't going somewhere? 1159 01:13:38,127 --> 01:13:39,295 Like... - Jane, Jane. 1160 01:13:40,922 --> 01:13:43,174 - What? 1161 01:13:43,216 --> 01:13:44,759 - What's happening? 1162 01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:49,347 - Um... 1163 01:14:02,402 --> 01:14:04,153 I slept with Adam. 1164 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,623 - Oh. 1165 01:14:25,466 --> 01:14:28,094 - Okay, so we got 15 minutes for this meet and greet, 1166 01:14:28,136 --> 01:14:30,221 and then, we head into the event. 1167 01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:31,806 Okay? 1168 01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,848 - Okay. 1169 01:14:35,184 --> 01:14:37,979 - Everything okay? 1170 01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:39,480 - Yeah. 1171 01:14:39,522 --> 01:14:41,607 Just been going nonstop since I got back. 1172 01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,651 - I know. 1173 01:14:43,693 --> 01:14:45,862 - I don't know, maybe we could pull back a little bit, 1174 01:14:45,903 --> 01:14:47,280 find some time to talk. 1175 01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,282 - We could talk right now. 1176 01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:52,493 Baby, I'm the governor. 1177 01:14:52,535 --> 01:14:54,454 I have responsibilities. I can't just stop. 1178 01:14:54,495 --> 01:14:57,290 Yeah, your job is meet and greets and fundraisers. 1179 01:14:57,331 --> 01:15:00,001 - Yeah, that's the job. 1180 01:15:00,043 --> 01:15:01,169 What? 1181 01:15:01,210 --> 01:15:02,271 What is it that you wanna talk about 1182 01:15:02,295 --> 01:15:03,713 that we can't talk about right now? 1183 01:15:03,755 --> 01:15:06,174 - I don't know, maybe the time Benson tried to kill me 1184 01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:09,719 and Jane had to axe her in the back to save my life. 1185 01:15:13,598 --> 01:15:15,117 - God is that what you wanna talk about? 1186 01:15:15,141 --> 01:15:16,559 - No. 1187 01:15:23,107 --> 01:15:29,197 - See, I think I know what you wanna talk about, but... 1188 01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:32,867 I really don't wanna talk about it. 1189 01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:39,540 So if you could just tell me that it's over, 1190 01:15:39,582 --> 01:15:41,709 maybe that would be enough. 1191 01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,920 - It is. 1192 01:15:43,961 --> 01:15:45,254 - Good. 1193 01:15:48,424 --> 01:15:49,634 Are we good? 1194 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:54,721 - Yeah. 1195 01:15:57,183 --> 01:16:00,812 - I'll see what I can cancel over the next few weeks, okay? 1196 01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:02,355 Thank you. 1197 01:16:04,607 --> 01:16:06,359 - There is one thing we can't avoid, though. 1198 01:16:06,401 --> 01:16:08,069 - What? - Eh. 1199 01:16:52,488 --> 01:16:53,990 Hi, Jane. You look lovely. 1200 01:16:54,031 --> 01:16:56,284 - Thank you. So do you. 1201 01:16:56,325 --> 01:16:57,577 - Long time. 1202 01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,287 - It's been nine days. 1203 01:16:59,328 --> 01:17:00,955 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 1204 01:17:00,997 --> 01:17:04,542 - Man, I guess time's messed up here, too, right? 1205 01:17:04,584 --> 01:17:06,461 - Where's your sweet husband? 1206 01:17:07,545 --> 01:17:09,922 - Oh, um... 1207 01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:12,967 the story for tonight is that he has the flu. 1208 01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,888 But we are actually splitting up. 1209 01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:19,348 - Wait, you're what? - Yeah. I know. 1210 01:17:19,390 --> 01:17:21,726 It must sound... 1211 01:17:21,768 --> 01:17:26,147 And Tom, he really is perfect. 1212 01:17:26,189 --> 01:17:28,983 I think when we got married, I thought that would be enough, 1213 01:17:29,025 --> 01:17:30,777 you know, the fact that we make sense 1214 01:17:30,818 --> 01:17:33,488 for each other or something. 1215 01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:37,116 But we just never really fit. 1216 01:17:37,158 --> 01:17:41,079 And as much as we wanted to, it just wasn't meant to be. 1217 01:17:42,288 --> 01:17:43,790 - Wow. 1218 01:17:43,831 --> 01:17:44,707 Poor Tom. 1219 01:17:44,749 --> 01:17:46,167 - Oh, he is better off. 1220 01:17:46,209 --> 01:17:47,377 - I'm sure. 1221 01:17:49,128 --> 01:17:50,713 Oh, I didn't mean that how it sounded. 1222 01:17:50,755 --> 01:17:53,633 I'm sorry. - That's okay. 1223 01:17:53,674 --> 01:17:57,220 - Well, don't let us keep you from mingling. 1224 01:17:57,261 --> 01:17:59,389 Yeah, right, um... 1225 01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:01,807 Okay. 1226 01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:10,483 - So what I usually do is crumble the Pop Tarts 1227 01:18:10,525 --> 01:18:12,360 into the eggs and scramble. 1228 01:18:12,402 --> 01:18:14,028 - Yeah, every Halloween. 1229 01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:15,113 Little astronaut. 1230 01:18:17,448 --> 01:18:19,534 What were you... 1231 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,122 Madame President. 1232 01:18:24,163 --> 01:18:27,792 - I understand you both are excellent dancers. 1233 01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:30,044 - Oh. - Uh, um... 1234 01:18:30,086 --> 01:18:32,714 - No. - Please. 1235 01:18:32,755 --> 01:18:35,007 Won't you honor us with a dance? 1236 01:18:35,049 --> 01:18:37,427 - I don't think... - Oh, no, I feel... 1237 01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:38,761 - I insist. 1238 01:18:40,513 --> 01:18:41,681 - Of course. 1239 01:19:25,224 --> 01:19:30,688 - ♪ I wanted to be with you alone ♪ 1240 01:19:32,023 --> 01:19:36,778 ♪ And talk about the weather ♪ 1241 01:19:36,819 --> 01:19:39,864 ♪ But traditions I can trace ♪ 1242 01:19:39,906 --> 01:19:45,411 ♪ Against the child in your face ♪ 1243 01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:48,706 ♪ Won't escape my attention ♪ 1244 01:19:52,085 --> 01:19:57,465 ♪ You keep your distance with a system of touch ♪ 1245 01:19:59,592 --> 01:20:02,553 ♪ And gentle persuasion ♪ 1246 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,767 ♪ I'm lost in admiration ♪ 1247 01:20:07,809 --> 01:20:11,813 ♪ Could I need you this much? ♪ 1248 01:20:11,854 --> 01:20:14,649 ♪ You're wasting my time ♪ 1249 01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:18,611 ♪ You're just wasting time ♪ 1250 01:20:18,653 --> 01:20:24,617 ♪ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♪ 1251 01:20:24,659 --> 01:20:27,954 ♪ I never find out ♪ 1252 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:32,583 ♪ Till I'm head over heels ♪ 1253 01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:38,131 ♪ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♪ 1254 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:44,303 ♪ Oh, don't take my, don't break my heart, don't ♪ 1255 01:20:44,345 --> 01:20:46,472 ♪ Don't throw it away ♪ 1256 01:21:40,610 --> 01:21:41,944 - That was great. 1257 01:21:47,950 --> 01:21:50,244 - Well, we are so glad that you're back. 1258 01:21:50,286 --> 01:21:51,329 - It's been great. 1259 01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:53,372 - And that waltz, you were wonderful. 1260 01:21:53,414 --> 01:21:55,958 - Thank you, Madame President. - I told you you would be. 1261 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:57,418 Happy campaigning to you. 1262 01:21:57,460 --> 01:21:59,629 I know you'll do a wonderful job for your state. 1263 01:21:59,670 --> 01:22:02,340 They're lucky to have you. - Thank you. 1264 01:22:02,382 --> 01:22:03,800 - Well, take care. 1265 01:22:03,841 --> 01:22:05,927 - Thank you. 1266 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,320 - Just say it. 1267 01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:26,572 I love you. 1268 01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:27,740 You're an asshole. 1269 01:22:34,664 --> 01:22:36,082 What happened up there? 1270 01:22:36,124 --> 01:22:37,417 - Nothing. 1271 01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,005 And everything. 1272 01:22:47,343 --> 01:22:49,804 It's okay. 1273 01:22:49,846 --> 01:22:51,681 I mean, it's not okay. 1274 01:22:57,353 --> 01:22:58,896 - Can I... 1275 01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:12,785 - Tell Jane I hate her. 1276 01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:30,261 Thank you. 1277 01:23:53,159 --> 01:23:55,036 - Hi. 1278 01:23:55,078 --> 01:23:56,370 Hey. 1279 01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:01,584 - Where's Savannah? 1280 01:24:01,626 --> 01:24:03,544 - She left. 1281 01:24:03,586 --> 01:24:05,171 - Oh. 1282 01:24:05,213 --> 01:24:07,382 - She wanted me to let you know that she hates you. 1283 01:24:07,423 --> 01:24:08,383 - She does? 1284 01:24:08,424 --> 01:24:10,301 - Yeah. 1285 01:24:10,343 --> 01:24:11,803 - Why is that? 1286 01:24:18,142 --> 01:24:20,436 Oh. 1287 01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,854 - Yeah. 1288 01:24:21,896 --> 01:24:23,815 - Okay. So... 1289 01:24:30,947 --> 01:24:33,741 Is this just, like, an elaborate ploy 1290 01:24:33,783 --> 01:24:35,159 for my Pop-Tart recipe? 1291 01:24:35,201 --> 01:24:37,286 - Shh. 1292 01:24:40,039 --> 01:24:41,791 You wanna get a drink? 1293 01:24:44,419 --> 01:24:47,004 - You know, we should probably... 1294 01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:48,148 - Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 1295 01:24:48,172 --> 01:24:50,258 - No. - You touched your stomach. 1296 01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:51,217 So? 1297 01:24:51,259 --> 01:24:52,403 We had all that unprotected sex. 1298 01:24:52,427 --> 01:24:55,388 - Oh, is this why you're choosing me? 1299 01:24:55,430 --> 01:24:57,265 'Cause bro, if this is just, like, 1300 01:24:57,306 --> 01:25:00,017 your biological urge to procreate... 1301 01:25:00,059 --> 01:25:02,395 - Oh, God, no. 1302 01:25:03,813 --> 01:25:05,189 I choose you. 1303 01:25:06,649 --> 01:25:10,403 And not because I chemically attached, which I did. 1304 01:25:10,445 --> 01:25:14,490 And not because I wanna have your babies, which I do. 1305 01:25:16,159 --> 01:25:18,035 It's because we're meant to be. 1306 01:25:19,412 --> 01:25:20,788 - Lame. 1307 01:25:20,830 --> 01:25:22,457 We're all robots. 1308 01:25:22,498 --> 01:25:24,000 - Yeah. 1309 01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:25,960 - What I was gonna say this, we should probably 1310 01:25:26,002 --> 01:25:28,337 keep this on the down-low for a little while. 1311 01:25:28,379 --> 01:25:29,630 - Right. Down low. 1312 01:25:29,672 --> 01:25:31,132 - You don't wanna cause a stir. 1313 01:25:31,174 --> 01:25:33,217 - No stir. - No stir. 1314 01:25:45,980 --> 01:25:47,273 Do you wanna go on a trip? 1315 01:25:50,276 --> 01:25:51,652 - Yeah. 1316 01:25:56,866 --> 01:25:59,327 - Okay. - Okay. 1317 01:25:59,368 --> 01:26:03,331 - So this might be crazy, but... 1318 01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:08,336 what do you think about renting "Aliens"? 1319 01:26:08,378 --> 01:26:10,129 - You wanna watch "Alien" again? 1320 01:26:10,171 --> 01:26:13,424 - No, "Aliens." 1321 01:26:13,466 --> 01:26:14,675 The second one. 1322 01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:17,678 - They made anoth... oh, hell... absolutely not. 1323 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,765 No. - Come on. 1324 01:26:20,807 --> 01:26:23,184 That's, like, our movie. 1325 01:26:23,226 --> 01:26:25,019 - Let's watch "Casablanca." 1326 01:26:25,061 --> 01:26:27,146 - Okay. We can watch both. 1327 01:26:27,188 --> 01:26:29,524 You wanna make it a double feature? 1328 01:26:29,565 --> 01:26:32,360 - Perfect... the double feature will be "Casablanca" 1329 01:26:32,402 --> 01:26:33,945 and "The Princess Bride." 1330 01:26:33,986 --> 01:26:36,864 Okay, why don't we shut your dumb mouth 1331 01:26:36,906 --> 01:26:39,200 and we watch "Aliens"? - Okay. 1332 01:26:39,242 --> 01:26:41,619 With the double feature of "Casablanca." 1333 01:26:41,661 --> 01:26:43,538 We can talk through it. 1334 01:26:43,579 --> 01:26:45,373 And you have to press your boobs against me. 1335 01:26:45,415 --> 01:26:47,542 - Mm. 1336 01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:48,876 Deal. 1337 01:26:50,753 --> 01:26:54,549 - ♪ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♪ 1338 01:26:54,590 --> 01:26:58,344 ♪ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♪ 1339 01:26:58,386 --> 01:27:01,806 ♪ Can't break even but can't complain ♪ 1340 01:27:01,848 --> 01:27:04,892 ♪ Pushed right back to try it again ♪ 1341 01:27:34,797 --> 01:27:38,426 ♪ Born with devotion ♪ 1342 01:27:38,468 --> 01:27:42,597 ♪ Pushed into motion, God, don't stop ♪ 1343 01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:53,733 ♪ Making it harder ♪ 1344 01:27:53,775 --> 01:27:59,113 ♪ Ooh, all the time ♪ 1345 01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,830 ♪ Just wanna move to Virginia ♪ 1346 01:28:07,872 --> 01:28:12,043 ♪ Get a dog and a house with a human name ♪ 1347 01:28:19,092 --> 01:28:22,637 ♪ Call me Linda Tomorrow ♪ 1348 01:28:22,678 --> 01:28:26,933 ♪ Give me something to dance to in 6/8 ♪ 1349 01:28:33,898 --> 01:28:37,860 ♪ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♪ 1350 01:28:37,902 --> 01:28:41,656 ♪ Under the lights of the TVA ♪ 1351 01:28:41,697 --> 01:28:45,493 ♪ Can't break even but can't complain ♪ 1352 01:28:45,535 --> 01:28:48,246 ♪ Pushed right back to try it again ♪ 1353 01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:37,086 ♪ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♪ 1354 01:29:37,128 --> 01:29:40,757 ♪ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♪ 1355 01:29:40,798 --> 01:29:44,469 ♪ Can't break even but can't complain ♪ 1356 01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:47,638 ♪ Pushed right back to try it again ♪ 1357 01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:53,394 ♪ They get you to give it up ♪ 1358 01:29:53,436 --> 01:29:57,023 ♪ They want you to give ♪ 1359 01:29:57,065 --> 01:30:00,818 ♪ They get you to give it up ♪ 1360 01:30:00,860 --> 01:30:02,445 ♪ They want you to ♪ 93668