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Great news.
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I just got us tickets
to "The Bodyguard."
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Mom, I know you're a little
pop-culture challenged,
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but that's not in theaters anymore.
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No, not the movie... the musical.
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At the Pantages.
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That's nice of you, but why?
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We don't do enough things
together as a family.
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I begged you to let me
choreograph something
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for all of us.
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Look, I thought seeing "The Bodyguard"
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would be a fun thing to do together,
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- just the four of us.
- Good call.
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I love "The Bodyguard."
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Just the five of us.
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Will everyone please stop yelling?
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I mean...
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I'm sorry.
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My open mic went pretty late last night,
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so I didn't get much sleep.
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I killed, by the way.
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Oh, that's right.
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Getting back in the
comedy game, huh, Dad?
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Yeah, well, I mean,
don't call it a comeback.
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I've been here for years.
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Wait.
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Aren't Clark and Connor
having a thing tomorrow?
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Yeah, but it's casual.
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I'm sure we can miss it.
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It's definitely not something
we need to drag the kids to.
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Oh, please.
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Clark and Connor would understand.
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It's "The Bodyguard."
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Hey, everybody, listen.
Quick reminder...
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our barbecue is this weekend,
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so Connor and I need
to get a head count.
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No big deal, should be super chill.
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You know what, Clark,
we're not gonna make it.
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Pat's taking me out of town.
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No! No, you can't.
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Ah, sorry to miss it,
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but the lovely isle of
Santa Catalina calls.
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Can't you go another weekend?
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Afraid not.
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No, this is mating season
for their world-famous bison.
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And the hotel's room
deposit is non-refundable,
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and I'm almost comedically cheap.
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Okay, please, please, please,
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tell me you guys are gonna be there.
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Um, quick question...
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- will this be a vegan barbecue?
- Obviously.
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Violence begins with the fork. Why?
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No reason.
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I see you.
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- I see him do...
- We actually do have plans.
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We're all gonna see "The Bodyguard"
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at the Pantages.
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Can't you go see that
some other weekend?
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We already bought tickets,
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and the kids and D.K. are going, so...
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Well, our barbecue is family-friendly,
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so D.K. and the kids
are more than welcome.
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I guess I can see if there's some way
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to dump off the tickets, but I...
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Great, you're in. This
is a verbal contract.
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I will see you tomorrow.
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- I said I would try.
- Fine!
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Listen, sweetie,
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I am just as freaked out as you are,
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but Pat and Damona
are going to Catalina.
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Yes, Connor, they know about the bison.
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Well, yeah, because no one
knows it's our surprise wedding.
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Oh... my... God.
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I have to go.
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Ken.
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Nope.
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How much did you hear?
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And why do you sleep
with your head covered?
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I didn't hear anything.
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And my nose gets cold.
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You guys are actually doing it?
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We're doing it.
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- I am so happy for you.
- Yeah, thanks,
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- except it's gonna be this total disaster.
- Oh, no.
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You'll hear that a lot, but
marriage has its moments.
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No.
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Th-the wedding... no
one's even gonna show up.
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Well, maybe if you told people.
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No. no, no, no. It has to be a surprise.
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When Connor and I went to
our friends' surprise wedding,
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it was just... it was
so lovely and amazing
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to watch the joy on their guests' faces
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when they realized what was happening.
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We just... we decided
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that's how we wanted to get married.
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- That sounds beautiful, but...
- Yeah.
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But you understand you won't
be getting any gifts, right?
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Oh, no, am I on the hook
for a gift now that I know?
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No. We don't care about gifts.
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We just want our friends to be there.
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Then why'd you call it a vegan barbecue?
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Oh, hey.
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Now that you know, maybe... maybe...
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do you think that you could
convince people to come?
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You got it, buddy. Consider it done.
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But you can't tell
anyone, not even Allison.
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Please, we barely even talk anymore.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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So I think I'm gonna drop in
on Clark's thing after all.
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Oh, hey, maybe you should, too.
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No, we told you we're
gonna be in Catalina.
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Yeah.
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Just an hour ago, you
weren't going either.
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Well, yeah, that's
the exhaustion talking.
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I mean, it's hard to come
down from such an epic set.
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But, you know, Clark's a friend,
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and, you know, we
should be there for him.
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You know, to be there.
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For him.
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Yeah, it's just this
hotel's cancellation policy
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is really strict,
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especially when you
book the honeymoon suite.
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Pat!
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Ah, that was meant to be a surprise.
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Oh! Pat, that is so nice.
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Well, it was the only room available.
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Damn! I was gonna keep that to myself.
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Okay, look, guys.
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Trust me... you do
not want to miss this.
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I mean, not that
anything's gonna happen,
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but if it did,
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you'd never forgive yourselves.
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Are Clark and Connor getting married?
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What?!
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No! No, of course not! No!
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You know what?
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I overheard Clark
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talking to somebody about
officiating something.
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Well, that had absolutely nothing to do
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with Clark and Connor.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, if not them, then...
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Are you and Allison renewing your vows?
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Yes.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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I'm like 4% psychic.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, why are you
being so weird about it?
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Wait a minute.
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Are you secretly not married?
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I mean, have you been living
in sin all these years?
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Oh, your poor illegitimate children.
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No!
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Pat, we're just renewing our vows.
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Why?
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Because they expired and went bad?
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I've been there.
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Look, you can't tell Allison.
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I'm surprising her.
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And you can't tell Clark I told you.
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Well, why would Clark care?
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You know, I mean, Clark's really into
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this whole thing being a surprise.
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You know, so keep your
big mouth shut, you two.
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Oh, my God!
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Night, Damona.
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See you Monday.
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You mean I'll see you tomorrow
at Clark's barbecue, right?
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Yeah, I thought about it,
and we're gonna skip it.
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We're all really excited
to see "The Bodyguard."
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At least, D.K. is.
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Um, does Ken know you're not going?
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We haven't talked about
it since this morning,
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but I don't think he'll care.
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Okay, um...
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Sp, um, you... you know,
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we had cancelled our plans
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because it's really, really
important to be there.
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- Oh, that's nice of you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Anyway, have fun.
- Wait, wait!
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Wait, wait, listen.
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You got to be there.
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Okay.
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Don't tell Ken I told you,
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but he's planning a
vow renewal ceremony.
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He is? Oh, my God!
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Yes, and it's a surprise,
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so please don't tell Ken I told you.
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No, I won't... I won't say a word.
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Oh.
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You know, I...
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I pretty much stopped
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expecting anything romantic out of Ken.
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Especially the way he
mangled Valentine's Day.
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I figured we'd just
live out our golden years
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as good married friends.
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Boy, was I wrong.
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Hey, got a sec?
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Of course, sweetheart.
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Hey, you don't have to be sarcastic.
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Look, I thought it over,
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and I think it's important for us
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to go to Clark's barbecue.
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I'm already one step ahead of you.
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I already dumped "The
Bodyguard" tickets.
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Wow. That was easy.
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Well, I sensed it was important to you,
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and, as my husband of 20 years,
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if it's important to you,
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it's important to me.
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Hey, I just combed that.
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Oh, and I got the kids
and D.K. to go, too,
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so, you know, we'll all be there.
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Huh. Papa, too.
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Mm, okay.
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Ken, I just love you so much.
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Cool.
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Maybe later I can show you how much.
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Eh, you're coming to the barbecue.
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That's good enough.
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Wow. This place looks amazing.
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Your dad really out-did himself.
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It's okay.
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Not worth missing "The Bodyguard."
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Grandpa, have you ever considered
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just seeing it on another day?
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I don't need you to solve this, Dave,
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just be there for me.
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Ah.
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Hey.
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Hey, lovebirds.
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- Hey.
- So glad you could make it.
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I had no idea you were coming.
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So wonderful to have you here.
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Yeah, I just... just wish
it wasn't so expensive.
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He's just mad because the hotel's
being funny with our deposit.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Mm.
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Well...
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Ah, speak of the devils.
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I'll give them a piece of my mind.
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Hello.
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No, you listen to me. What?
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No, I'd be happy to hold.
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♪ Play that song ♪
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♪ The one that makes
me go all night long ♪
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- ♪ The one that makes me think of you ♪
- Oh, they even got music.
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Allison, check it out... blink-182!
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I know.
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♪ That's all you gotta do ♪
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- Who?
- I don't know.
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I thought they were the
guys who play outside
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the 7-Eleven on Moorpark.
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♪ Hey ♪
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Hey, hi. Oh, so pretty.
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Can we steal Ken for just a second?
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Oh, yeah.
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Bring him back. I need him.
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Okay, we have a bit of an emergency.
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Our friend Shelly was gonna officiate,
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- but she can't make it.
- Yeah, she's down with the flu,
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and now we don't know what to do.
264
00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:14,103
Oh, I'd say liquids, rest...
265
00:10:14,205 --> 00:10:15,471
Ken!
266
00:10:15,951 --> 00:10:17,592
Sorry. I, um...
267
00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,276
I'll officiate.
268
00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:23,980
Oh, um, uh...
269
00:10:25,587 --> 00:10:28,046
But you have to, like,
get ordained online.
270
00:10:28,052 --> 00:10:29,519
- How long does it take?
- 30 minutes.
271
00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,724
Give me a laptop and a Coke Zero,
272
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,334
and I can do it in 28.
273
00:10:35,457 --> 00:10:36,193
All right.
274
00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:38,064
Well, thanks anyway.
275
00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:39,462
Well, looks like
276
00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:41,568
we're gonna have to
eat that hotel deposit.
277
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,474
Unh-unh. I do not eat deposits.
278
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:45,810
Hi.
279
00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:46,849
Hi, Tanya.
280
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,439
You just talked to my
boyfriend, Pat Hein.
281
00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:51,682
Uh-huh.
282
00:10:52,009 --> 00:10:53,315
No, I know, but...
283
00:10:53,321 --> 00:10:55,524
God, I would hate to have
to call the L.A. Times
284
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:58,564
and tell them about your
bedbugs and your shower rats.
285
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,300
Uh-huh.
286
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,401
Uh-huh.
287
00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:04,036
Okay.
288
00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:06,639
I just got us credit.
289
00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:07,973
We can use it anytime we want.
290
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,175
Uh, I'm not so sure
I still want to go...
291
00:11:10,244 --> 00:11:12,211
I mean, what, with the shower rats.
292
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,449
Hi.
293
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,887
I'm so glad you're here.
294
00:11:23,457 --> 00:11:25,958
I'm so glad I'm here, too.
295
00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:28,827
Wait.
296
00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,179
Do you know?
297
00:11:33,348 --> 00:11:34,743
I do. Are you mad?
298
00:11:34,749 --> 00:11:37,303
Oh, I could never be mad on this day.
299
00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,940
This is so much better
than "The Bodyguard."
300
00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,994
That's what I was trying to tell you.
301
00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:45,844
Thank you.
302
00:11:53,473 --> 00:11:55,921
Um, if I could have
everyone's attention.
303
00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:07,800
We've got a little surprise.
304
00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:09,401
Is it meat?
305
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,774
Better.
306
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:19,812
The real reason we're
here today is because...
307
00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:22,615
Clark and Connor are getting married.
308
00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,158
So everyone fill your glasses.
309
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:27,549
We're gonna start in about five minutes.
310
00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:31,418
Oh, my God.
311
00:12:31,424 --> 00:12:33,596
Allison, I feel horrible.
312
00:12:33,602 --> 00:12:34,440
Ken must have said
313
00:12:34,446 --> 00:12:36,362
you were renewing your
vows just to get us here.
314
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,653
No, no, no. It's fine.
315
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,594
I'm... I'm just happy
for Clark and Connor.
316
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:42,901
Are you sure? You're good?
317
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:44,169
Yeah.
318
00:12:44,271 --> 00:12:45,704
Yeah. Yeah.
319
00:12:46,273 --> 00:12:47,840
Yeah...
320
00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,308
Yeah.
321
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:52,311
Okay, 'cause you just said
"yeah" a whole lot of times.
322
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,458
Yeah.
323
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,647
♪ Me, babe ♪
324
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:02,021
♪ Marry me ♪
325
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:07,922
♪ If I ever get the nerve
to say hello in this café ♪
326
00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,129
♪ Say you will ♪
327
00:13:10,231 --> 00:13:12,264
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
328
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:14,900
♪ Say you will ♪
329
00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:17,102
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
330
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,672
♪ Marry me ♪
331
00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:23,676
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
332
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,818
blink-182, everybody.
333
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,518
He's from Train.
334
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,557
And he's one of Connor's best friends.
335
00:13:38,659 --> 00:13:40,862
Read the program.
336
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,347
As a married man,
337
00:13:46,353 --> 00:13:47,350
I look back and remember
338
00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:51,233
how daunting the prospect
of finding a spouse was.
339
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,897
Was there really such
a thing as a soul mate?
340
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,392
I mean, for me, that
question was answered
341
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,928
the moment I first met my wife, Allison.
342
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,257
You know, it's more than love.
343
00:14:01,263 --> 00:14:02,458
Allison fills me up
344
00:14:02,464 --> 00:14:05,498
and is the missing piece to my puzzle.
345
00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:08,838
She confirmed that soul mates were real
346
00:14:08,906 --> 00:14:10,573
and that she was mine.
347
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,875
And it's clear to everybody
348
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,134
that Clark and Connor are soul mates.
349
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,974
Now I believe the grooms have
some vows they'd like to share.
350
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,251
Connor.
351
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,157
My dearest Clark...
352
00:14:29,987 --> 00:14:32,528
I have loved you long
before I ever met you
353
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,164
because the idea of
you lived in my heart.
354
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,119
And I vow the following...
355
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,936
to love and cherish you....
356
00:14:42,306 --> 00:14:44,764
to stop leaving my used ice
cream bowls in the sink...
357
00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:49,769
and to not tune out when you rant about
358
00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:51,508
what Ken did that day at work.
359
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,217
It's a different Ken.
360
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,790
Oh.
361
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,322
Clark.
362
00:15:03,161 --> 00:15:04,593
Connor...
363
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,976
growing up as a gay kid,
364
00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:13,985
I just never thought this
moment would be possible.
365
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,140
But here we are.
366
00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:22,303
And though this is a celebration,
367
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,781
I can't help but think of all the people
368
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:30,686
who still have to be afraid
to just be who they are,
369
00:15:30,788 --> 00:15:32,455
to just love.
370
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:37,159
And so...
371
00:15:37,943 --> 00:15:41,931
I vow that my love
for you will be so big
372
00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:43,866
that it will give us the strength
373
00:15:43,968 --> 00:15:46,235
to never stop fighting for what's right.
374
00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:52,350
Also, I vow that every morning,
375
00:15:52,889 --> 00:15:56,545
when I get up, hours
and hours before you do,
376
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:59,995
and see your used ice
cream bowl in the sink,
377
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:01,851
not even soaking...
378
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:08,791
I will resent you.
379
00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:11,794
But I will rinse it and
put it in the dishwasher.
380
00:16:13,464 --> 00:16:15,364
We totally wrote that part separately.
381
00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:21,366
Um, so without further ado,
382
00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:24,273
by the power vested in me
by the course I took online,
383
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:27,109
which I finished in 26 minutes,
384
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:28,581
I now pronounce you
385
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:32,281
loving husbands and partners for life.
386
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,250
You may kiss.
387
00:16:37,321 --> 00:16:39,355
Ahh! Yes!
388
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:50,833
Hi!
389
00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:53,769
So happy for you guys!
390
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,637
Congratulations.
391
00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:56,272
That was an amazing surprise.
392
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:57,439
Thank you guys.
393
00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,448
And we just learned
394
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:01,687
that you guys have no honeymoon plans.
395
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,646
Yeah, no, we really
didn't plan anything,
396
00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:04,780
just the wedding.
397
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,749
Well, we have a gift
that might change that.
398
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,011
Oh, no, no. We don't want any gifts.
399
00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:09,385
Well, let's hear them out.
400
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,855
You're going to Catalina Island, on us.
401
00:17:12,924 --> 00:17:14,624
You guys, this is too much.
402
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:16,475
- I don't know what to say.
- I do!
403
00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:18,123
I've been wanting to
see those wild buffalo
404
00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:19,895
- my whole life.
- Oh, my God.
405
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:22,831
Truly, thank you.
406
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:26,235
Oh, Clarky, you're so
welcome, and so are you.
407
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,422
- Oh! Oh.
- Mwah!
408
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:29,460
Hey.
409
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:34,443
Oh, that was such a sweet idea.
410
00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,415
Yeah, well, you know,
411
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,020
you got to have a honeymoon, right?
412
00:17:37,026 --> 00:17:39,110
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, Tiffany and I...
413
00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:40,449
we put ours off, you know?
414
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:41,886
Then years passed,
415
00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:43,885
and by the time it finally came out
416
00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:44,957
that she never loved me
417
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,088
and no longer wanted to be with me,
418
00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:48,476
two weeks in a tent together
just seemed less appealing.
419
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:51,842
You always make me laugh.
420
00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:52,951
Yeah.
421
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,831
Yeah, Damona.
422
00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:59,668
I-I'm aware that what
I'm about to declare
423
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:01,971
could be relationship dynamite.
424
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,405
But as a man who says what he feels...
425
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:05,207
I love you.
426
00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:06,691
Ah.
427
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,145
Yeah, I've never been less irked
428
00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:12,481
to be beaten to the punch before.
429
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,617
- Oh, and I love you.
- Okay.
430
00:18:19,423 --> 00:18:21,123
I got to say,
431
00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:24,164
this was totally stressful...
432
00:18:24,362 --> 00:18:25,861
and absolutely perfect.
433
00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:27,162
Yep.
434
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,896
We really did it.
435
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,795
You're my husband.
436
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,334
And always will be.
437
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,844
You did an amazing job up there.
438
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:42,845
Thanks.
439
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,658
I meant every word,
440
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,064
especially the stuff about you.
441
00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:49,008
I was so touched by what you said.
442
00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:50,981
There's no way you could top that.
443
00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:52,955
Mm, I'm not so sure.
444
00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:55,858
Ken, please no popping and/or locking.
445
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,299
Just one pop and lock?
446
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,500
No.
447
00:19:15,338 --> 00:19:17,880
I can feel you doing it.
448
00:19:21,768 --> 00:19:22,823
Hey.
449
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,605
I'm so glad we got to see
Clark and Connor get married.
450
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:28,073
And we got to do something
together as family,
451
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,174
just like you wanted.
452
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,159
You're right.
453
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,394
It was the perfect night.
454
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,551
But it's not quite over.
455
00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:35,640
You know how you said
456
00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:37,679
I couldn't top what I did before?
457
00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:43,138
Let's renew our vows.
458
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,135
Isn't this awesome, Mom?
459
00:19:45,141 --> 00:19:46,340
It is.
460
00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:49,047
But who's gonna officiate?
461
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,152
Me.
462
00:19:52,598 --> 00:19:54,331
I just got ordained.
463
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:56,382
23 minutes.
464
00:19:58,361 --> 00:20:00,882
And it's catered, too.
465
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,970
- Thank God. I'm so hungry.
- Not yet.
466
00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:06,428
Ceremony first.
467
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,364
Start with music.
468
00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:10,177
Ladies and gentlemen...
469
00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,643
Train.
470
00:20:22,114 --> 00:20:24,415
Man, we got to get new management.
471
00:20:27,088 --> 00:20:28,716
♪ And marry me ♪
472
00:20:28,722 --> 00:20:31,189
♪ Marry me ♪
473
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,425
- ♪ Today and every ♪...
- ♪ Today and every day ♪
474
00:20:37,661 --> 00:20:40,896
♪ Marry me ♪
475
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,969
♪ If I ever get the nerve
to say hello in this café ♪
476
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,538
♪ Say you will ♪
477
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,740
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
478
00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:55,177
♪ Marry me ♪
479
00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:57,492
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
480
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:01,653
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