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Well, it's kinda hard for me to say.
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But since I got out,
there's this place I've been going to.
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There's a minister there, Dr. Payne.
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He's all about this shit called,
um, personal accountability.
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And part of that is facing up to people
that you've hurt in the past,
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making amends and shit.
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So I came here today to,
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to tell you that, uh,
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that I deeply regret
shooting you in the ass.
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You know, it was funny to me at the time,
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but now I realize that
even though it was super funny,
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it was also wrong.
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So I just wanna say to you...
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that I'm sorry...
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You didn't shoot me in my ass.
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It was the devil that shot me in my ass.
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All that crazy shit
we did back in the day,
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the devil made us do it.
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Nah, homey, I'm pretty sure it was me.
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'Cause I actually remember
I was gonna shoot you in the leg,
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but then at the last second I thought,
"Ah, fuck it.
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It'll be funnier
if I shoot him in the ass."
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And who do you think told you
the ass would be funnier?
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The devil, bro.
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That dude's got a sick sense of humor.
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I was just like you.
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Weighed down by
all the evil shit that I did.
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But once I realized
that it was the devil's fault,
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poof,
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all that guilt washed away.
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So I appreciate you coming here today.
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But you don't owe me an apology.
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The devil did us both dirty.
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Hey, dawg, you sure
about this devil shit?
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The devil is all around us, my dude.
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And he's making you do shit.
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Spread the gospel.
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Ah.
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This bed is so tiny.
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A grown-ass man should not be sleeping
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in the same place
where he got his first boner.
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Nope. I got my first boner at church.
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I had a crush on La Virgen de Guadalupe.
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All covered up.
What's under those robes, Lupe?
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Fuckin' nasty, dude.
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We should get our own place.
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With a big-ass bed.
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And a giant toilet
for your huge-ass dumper.
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Heh... heh.
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Julio, I don't even know
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the last time I saw your hair messy.
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What are you trying to hide?
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- Let it go.
- No, no, I'll show you right now.
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- Hey.
- ANA and MAGGIE: Oh.
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Oh!
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Damn, okay. Ninja Warrior over here.
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I've seen his hair messy
plenty of times.
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Miren. I got pics.
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It sticks straight up.
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Oh, that reminds me,
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Aiden, there's something you want to
ask your t�o Julio and t�a Maggie.
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Will you be
my nino and Nina for my first communion?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh.
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Of course, mijo.
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Ye-yeah, mijo, we'd love it.
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Good luck getting rid of me now, Julio.
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Hey.
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Jesus! You fuckin' creeper.
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Hey, do you really think
it's a good idea
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to have Maggie as the godmother?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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Well, I think Ana's feelings are hurt
because you didn't ask her.
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You know, she's family. Maggie's not.
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Uh, not interested. God isn't real.
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When you die you go into the ground.
End of story.
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See?
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Well, the other thing is me and Maggie
just got back together again.
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You know our history.
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Who knows how long
we're gonna be together this time?
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And then Aiden could lose his Nina.
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Poor little guy.
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- Shut up, Julio.
- No one gives a shit about godparents.
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Do you remember who your padrinos are?
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Socorro and Vicente. Great people.
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I'm actually gonna go see them later.
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Oh, that's weird because they're dead
and those aren't their names.
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Okay, so what are their names?
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I'll go visit their graves
and pay my respects.
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I don't even believe
in any of this Catholic shit anyways.
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I'm just trying to get this over with.
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- Wait, you don't believe?
- Ew, no.
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Just doing it for my mom and abuelita.
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- Wait. Do you believe?
- Of course not.
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Why do you care if Maggie's madrina?
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- Okay. Fine, then. Yeah. Great choice.
- I know.
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I love it.
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Maggie's the madrina.
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You dumb-ass.
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Oh, jeez. Jeez! Oh, jeez!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no.
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Aiden.
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So I guess you're pretty excited to have
your t�a Maggie as your godmother, huh?
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Yeah.
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The thing is,
I don't think you should be.
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Your t�a Maggie, she's bad.
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She's mean to your t�o Julio.
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What does she do to you?
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She calls me nasty names.
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Like Pepperoni Tits.
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- That's funny.
- Well, that's not all she does.
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She also hits me.
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She does?
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Yeah, she hits me really hard,
and it hurts a lot.
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And if you let her be your godmother,
she might start hitting you too.
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Also, she worships the devil.
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Does she drink your blood?
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I've lost so much blood, mijo.
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Is that why you look so old?
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Yes.
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Don't cry, t�o.
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- I'm not crying.
- Oh.
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Kinda looked like
you were going to cry for a second.
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- No, I wasn't.
- Oh.
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Okay, kids, it's time to go.
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Okay, just tell your mom
you don't want your t�a Maggie
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to be your madrina, okay?
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- Okay.
- I'll protect you. Give me a hug.
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Get outta here. Go, go.
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We are all animals, my lady.
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Most are too afraid to see it.
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Hey.
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How are the amends going?
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I know that shit can be hard.
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No, I'm not doing that shit anymore.
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Turns out the devil made me
do all that stuff,
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so it wasn't even my fault.
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What are you talking about,
the devil made you do it?
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Julio, you fucking pendejo!
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Did you tell Aiden that Maggie hits you
and worships the devil?
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- What?
- It was a joke.
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That fuckin' snitch
wasn't supposed to tell.
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And also, I was just giving you an out.
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You know, just in case
you don't wanna be Aiden's godmother.
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I didn't ask for an out.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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- You know what, Julio?
- You're fired as padrino.
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Good. It's what you get.
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Hey, Luis, you wanna be Aiden's nino?
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Oh, wow. It's a lot of responsibility.
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You know, protecting him
from the devil and all.
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Just wonder
if I'm up for the task at hand.
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- Just fuckin' say yes, goddamn it.
- Alright. Yes, I'll do it.
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Sabes que? I could get him
a pinata for the after-party.
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People don't buy pinatas
for a First Communion, dumb-ass.
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You clearly don't know
what you're talking about.
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You just got fired, bitch.
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Why the fuck
would you tell Aiden I hit you?
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It was a joke!
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- Hey, I like your necklace.
- Oh, thank you.
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Um, you look good too. Is this a new tie?
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Nah, I jacked it from Julio.
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It looks like I'd be
the manager of Circuit City.
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Okay.
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Ay, see you in there.
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Damn.
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So you're a padrino now?
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Don't seem right to me.
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Oh, shit, Johnny?
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It's been a long-ass time.
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The last time I saw you, you were skinny.
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What happened, homey,
you got a set of twins in there or what?
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Hey, fuck you, perro!
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You got something you wanna say to me?
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Like what?
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Like a fuckin' apology
for doing me dirty back in the day.
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Oh! Hey, you know what?
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I recently found out
it wasn't me that did you dirty.
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It was the devil.
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I'm mad he did you dirty too.
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That's some bullshit.
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You're still a fuckin' asshole.
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With a godfather like you,
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I'm worried about
little dude Aiden over there.
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Cabr�n.
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?Sabes que?
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I'm gonna be the best godfather
that little fool's ever had.
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Aiden, where the fuck you going?
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I-I gotta do my first confession.
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Alright, then, I got you, mijo.
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I'm your fuckin' nino.
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Let's go.
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Uh, hi, father,
this is my first confession.
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Nothing to be nervous about, my son.
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Just speak your sins.
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Alleged sins, homey.
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The sacrament of penance
is one that must be taken privately.
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- It's cool, father, alright?
- I'm the nino.
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Go ahead, mijo.
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I make fart noises
with my armpit during school
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when the teacher isn't looking.
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I accused my brother Michael of farting
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when it was actually me who farted.
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And I farted on his face
while he was sleeping.
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Well, my son,
farting itself is not a sin,
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but doing so with malice is.
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Nah, nah, nah, hold up, dawg.
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The devil made him do those farts.
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God gave us free will so that we may
choose between right and wrong.
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Damn, father!
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You're just gonna let
the devil off the hook like that?
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And furthermore,
you're gonna victim blame a little boy
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who was tricked by a demon?
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The devil made him
throw those pedos. Satan as!
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Let's forget about the devil right now.
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Wish I could.
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Tell me more about your sins, my son.
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I also collect gum
from underneath the tables
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and I put them in my brother's sandwiches.
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Hey, homey, don't tell
this fool anything else.
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Alright? We're done here.
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You know what, Mr. Priest?
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You got a lot to learn about the devil.
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Here, read this pamphlet I just got.
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Right here.
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- Wait. You're gonna break it.
- What are you trying to do?
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It doesn't fit.
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Nah, nah, it'll get through there.
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You could give it to me outside.
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- Get it, get it, father.
- It won't fit.
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Alright, well, just come around
and get it when we leave.
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- Come on, let's go, mijo.
- No, you can't leave that here.
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So you're saying
I'm possessed by the devil?
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Yes.
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But I'm your nino, okay?
I'm here to protect you from the devil.
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And I'm not gonna let some ruco
who's never been laid
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try to make you feel guilty
about something the devil made you do.
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So whenever I do
something bad it's not my fault,
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the devil made me do it?
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You got it.
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Damn, you know what?
You're super smart, mijo.
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Just like me.
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You know, they even made me
repeat the third grade
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so I could help teach the other kids.
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Because that's how smart I was.
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You sure you wanna
sit next to your abuser?
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Come on! Are you really still mad at me?
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- It's been a week already.
- Shh.
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Amen.
250
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,531
Maggie, I said I was sorry.
251
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,273
What do you want me to do,
some Hail Marys or something?
252
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,474
Why do you even care about
being godmother so much?
253
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,267
You don't even believe
in this Catholic stuff.
254
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,417
So? Neither do you.
255
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,754
Both of you shut up!
256
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,345
Fine. I'm sorry, Mags, you're fired.
257
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,950
Ana, you're the godmother now.
258
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,725
I don't wanna be the godmother.
259
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,579
You know I don't believe in this stuff.
260
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,457
- Well, today you do.
- So shut up and believe in God.
261
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,667
Do it for Mom.
262
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,709
Shh.
263
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,337
Hey. Congratulations.
264
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,989
...palabra de Dios.
265
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,874
Amen.
266
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,001
Ay!
267
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,879
The devil made me do it.
268
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,779
Congratulations, mijo.
269
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,448
You made the devil cry like a bitch
when you ate la hostia.
270
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,724
That's what's up.
271
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,518
Aiden!
272
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,353
What is this?
273
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,999
- It's not my fault!
- The devil made me do it.
274
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,542
He makes me do crazy things.
275
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:19,568
Like fart and steal.
276
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,629
No, no, no. He's right.
277
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,381
You know, the devil probably got pissed
278
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,758
'cause God's winning Aiden over,
so that red fool, you know...
279
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,510
Shut the hell up about the devil.
280
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,470
You've been talking
about that crap all week
281
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,055
and now you've put it
in my son's head too?
282
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,432
You're fired as padrino.
283
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,832
Oh, what?
284
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,836
No!
285
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,823
Son... can I get one of those?
286
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,682
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
287
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,397
Hey, father, can I ask you
for some fatherly advice?
288
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,941
Yes, my son.
289
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,461
Oh, you know,
I think I'm just confused 'cause,
290
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,129
you know, I missed
a lot of church growing up
291
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,673
'cause I was out there fuckin' around.
292
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,717
Your boy put it down on these streets.
293
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,981
But recently somebody told me that it was
the devil that made me do all that shit.
294
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:12,764
But then you were in there
295
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,934
saying how God gives us the power
to make our own choices.
296
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,018
So now I'm thinking that, like...
297
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,188
All you need to do
is confess your sins to God
298
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,898
and you shall be forgiven.
299
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,566
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
300
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,361
You're telling me all I gotta do is
confess to God and everything's cool?
301
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,179
Confession to God
is the path to redemption.
302
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,951
Yeah, this Catholic shit is dope!
303
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,619
No wonder why people
give you all their money.
304
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,603
Hey, hey, hey. ?Sabes que, padre?
305
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,856
Can we do a confession like right now?
306
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,837
In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
307
00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:45,779
- Oh, shit.
- You're forgiven.
308
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,470
Hey. Gracias, padre.
309
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,495
Gracias.
310
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,914
Wait. Can I get a light?
311
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,458
Can I get a light?
312
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,138
- Hola.
- Hola.
313
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:13,557
I'm Julio's boss.
314
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,910
Soy, uh...
315
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,477
Soy el jefe de Julio.
316
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,831
- Ah! El jefe de Julio.
- Julio's boss.
317
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,356
S�, s�, s�.
318
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,074
S�.
319
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,638
Hey, Maggie, I talked to Rocio
320
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,223
and she says you're back
on madrina status
321
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,309
as long as I don't talk to her
for the rest of the day.
322
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,602
I don't care.
323
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:42,866
You threw me under the bus
in front of your whole family.
324
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,149
Okay, look, sorry for blowing up
your shit in front of my mom.
325
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,359
It's just you're always hanging around
with my fuckin' family.
326
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,529
That shit stresses me out.
We just got back together.
327
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:55,116
Dude, maybe I wouldn't
hang with your family so much
328
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,660
if you didn't still live at home
like a fucking scrub.
329
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,997
Until you cut the fucking umbilical cord
and move out of your mom's house,
330
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,773
that's just how it's gonna be.
331
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,902
- Alright, fuck it.
- Let's move in together.
332
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,782
No mames. Fuck off.
333
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,726
Why are you mad?
334
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,186
I'm mad because you're full of shit.
335
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,604
You always say whatever
you have to say in the moment
336
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,708
to get out of trouble,
and then you never back it up.
337
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,234
Hey, I'm serious this time.
338
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,985
I wanna move in with you,
339
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,904
but we're not moving into your place.
340
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,239
We're starting new.
341
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:38,934
Let's get our own place
with a big-ass bed and a huge-ass toilet.
342
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,705
You better not be
fucking with me this time.
343
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,814
Swear to God.
344
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,385
I can't believe
you told Aiden I hit you.
345
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,594
You do hit me.
346
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,054
And how many times have I told you
347
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,038
to keep your little whore mouth
shut about it?
348
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,916
No. Fuck that.
349
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,359
She's a virgin.
She needs to watch and learn.
350
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,528
C�llate, cochino.
351
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,033
Hey, Johnny.
352
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,473
I wanted to tell you
that shit that I did to you,
353
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,832
it actually was my fault.
354
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,102
But you know what, my boy?
355
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,420
Luckily, I confessed to God,
and that fool forgave me.
356
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,274
So now you and I are all good.
Come on, let's take a shot.
357
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,384
Dawg! You can't even say you're sorry.
358
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,804
You're pathetic.
359
00:18:58,722 --> 00:18:59,866
Hey, hey, hey. You know what?
360
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,701
You're kinda being
a dick right now, Johnny.
361
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,852
You need to take this shot with me
and chill out.
362
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,813
Luis!
363
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,233
Fuck you, dawg!
364
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,642
Hey, Luis.
365
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,247
Rocio made me godfather.
366
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,981
I'm a nino now.
367
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,859
- Which one is Aiden again?
- Good for you.
368
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,777
Everyone here thinks I'm an asshole.
369
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,405
It's like, man, get over that shit.
370
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,218
So the amends aren't going well?
371
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,678
No, they're not.
372
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,429
You know, this one fool told me that
373
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,289
the devil made me do
all the shit that I did.
374
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,684
Turns out the devil ain't real.
375
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,168
Oh, no, the devil is real.
376
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,712
He's just up here.
377
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,591
And God is somewhere right over here.
378
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,820
All that stuff is in your head.
379
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,614
I mean, it can feel like there's
a battle between good and evil,
380
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,740
but really, it's just you.
381
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:23,807
It's just your mind.
382
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,103
You make choices,
you often live to regret those choices.
383
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,039
That's why you gotta say you're sorry.
384
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,667
And that's not gonna undo what you did.
385
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,086
But honestly, you're gonna
hate yourself a lot less.
386
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:38,030
So, you got that going for ya.
387
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:45,078
Sooner or later, you gotta
face that devil inside yourself.
388
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,543
That motherfucker.
389
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,353
Oh, my God. Oh, God!
390
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,083
- Oh, my God!
- Right there.
391
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,526
- Oh, fuck!
- Give it to me.
392
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,172
Oh, God!
393
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,996
Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
394
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,345
Oh, fuck!
395
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:27,538
Oh, shit.
396
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,708
Hey.
397
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,627
Everybody, listen up.
398
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,381
I just want to apologize, alright?
399
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,009
I'm sorry for everything
I did to you in the past.
400
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:42,678
Rocio,
401
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,323
I'm sorry that I messed up
your son's primero communion
402
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,107
by telling him
he was possessed by the devil.
403
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:49,744
And I'm sorry that I tagged
a dick on your car in high school.
404
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,287
- I fucking knew it!
- Shh. Shh.
405
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,498
They called me dick girl
for a whole year.
406
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:54,565
I know.
407
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,985
I was also one of the fools
that called you that.
408
00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,194
My primo Johnny,
409
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,947
sorry that I slept with your wife.
410
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:04,384
What up, Myra?
411
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:05,492
That wasn't right, primo.
412
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,929
Even if it was only because
you weren't putting it down.
413
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,974
Luis, stay on track, buddy.
414
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,878
- Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
- Nah, this feels good.
415
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,372
Right, minister, thank you.
416
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,170
To my t�o Eugenio,
417
00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:18,672
I'm sorry for robbing you
418
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,608
and for making fun of you
419
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,752
because you were so scared
that you pissed your pants.
420
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:24,428
That shit was hilarious.
421
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,305
But perdon, t�o.
422
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,515
And, Ana,
423
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,035
I'm sorry I made your home girl Loretta cry
424
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,829
because she had a big forehead
and I called her Forhedda,
425
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,998
and all the homeys was like, Damn,
my boy has to go," and I say, "Yeah."
426
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,702
But looking back on it, that wasn't right.
427
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,194
I'm sorry to my homie Spider.
428
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,589
Sorry that I borrowed money from you.
429
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:45,049
And then paid you back
with money that I stole from you.
430
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,634
That wasn't right, big dawg.
431
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,578
But my advice is, you know,
keep your feria in a safe.
432
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,265
To my cousin Miguel,
433
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:55,584
I'm sorry that whenever we played,
I always socked you in your face.
434
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,253
But you gotta practice
your self-defense, my boy.
435
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,690
And my t�a Sofia,
436
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:03,634
perd�n por robarle
el catal�tico a tu carro.
437
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,488
And to my cousin Ricky,
438
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,656
I'm sorry that one time
the police pulled us over
439
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,908
and I had that gun on me.
440
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,784
And, you know, I just said it was yours.
441
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,245
Because I remember you saying
you loved that movie Blood In, Blood Out.
442
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,247
So I said, fuck it,
let that fool experience
443
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:17,999
prison if he loves that movie so much.
444
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,441
Lo siento, primo.
445
00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:26,441
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