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You think you're gonna have kids?
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No, because I have no idea
what I would name them.
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I've met too many people.
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I have a negative association
with every single name.
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- What about...
- Donovan?
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Ooh. Forgot about Donovan.
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Donovan's a good name.
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Bet my life would have been a lot better
if my name was Donovan.
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Yeah, I like Donovan.
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Huh. Maybe I'll reverse the vasectomy.
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Do you keep doing that back and forth
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over and over again or does a hole
become permanent at some point again?
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You can do anything you want.
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Hey, Rocio.
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I need you to take this crap
to Memo's place.
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Damn, nice to see you too.
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?C�mo est�s?
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And try to do it by tonight.
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I don't wanna talk
to that piece of shit right now.
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Damn, I don't wanna see
that fool either.
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- Shut up, Julio.
- You're not the one divorcing him.
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Just do me this favor
so you can pat yourself on the back
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and feel good about it later.
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Cool, thanks.
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- Fuckin' key his truck.
- I gotta go to work.
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I don't want that shit in my house.
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- Shut up.
- Hi, Luis. Bye, Luis.
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Check it out.
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We don't have to wipe our ass
with sandpaper anymore.
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I got the one
with the cute-ass little bears on it.
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Dawg, put that shit away. Put it away!
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Dawg, it's like prison here.
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And her toilet paper is shredding my culo.
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Don't worry about it, playboy.
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Soon your asshole
will become leather just like mine.
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Dawg, I'm bleeding!
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Shh.
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Man, what the fuck?
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Hey! What the hell are you doing?
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Fuck off, man.
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I'm just trying to do my job.
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- That's our recycling.
- My mom turns that shit in for money.
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What you need the fucking money for?
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We're poor. We need those cans.
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You're not poor. You're broke.
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There's a difference.
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I'm fuckin' poor.
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- What are you even talking about?
- Put that bag down.
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Can I ask your young ass a question?
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You ever been late on your utility bills?
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Yeah, all the time.
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Well, I've never been late
on my utility bills. You know why?
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Because I don't have
a motherfuckin' house to live in
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'cause I'm poor.
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I wish I was broke enough
to even have a bill.
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Must be nice.
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But whatever, man.
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You keep 'em.
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Broke asshole.
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Yo. Come back.
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Just take them.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, you need them more.
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Oh.
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Damn, man.
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Thank you.
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You a good guy.
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You a good guy.
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You a good guy.
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You a good guy.
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Ah, dale, mamacita, yeah.
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Hey!
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S�, s�, t�a,
gracias for all the staplers.
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No, no, no, no.
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Hola, mamacita.
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Sorry to bother you,
but my recycling was stolen last night.
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I'm checking with all the neighbors
to see if theirs did too.
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- Please hold.
- Julio!
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Motherfucker! They got us too.
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Motherfucker! Imma kill
whoever stole my recycling.
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You don't fuck with my money.
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Yeah, kill the motherfucker!
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Damn, Darius. Don't you think
that's a little too far?
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Don't fuck with my money then.
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Listen, you see something,
you let me know.
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Adios, mamacita.
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Hey, broke guy.
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What the fuck do you want?
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You got any more cans?
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My neighbor Darius says
if he catches you,
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he's gonna smoke your ass.
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- Man, fuck Darius.
- I ain't thinking about no damn Darius.
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That old stingy motherfucker.
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Hey.
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W... Well, I-I...
I may need a lookout, though,
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so, uh, are you down for helping me out?
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No, I ain't trying
to get merked out here.
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Oh, come on, Julio.
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I was thinking we could be like
Batman and Robin Hood.
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You know, steal from the broke
and give to the poor.
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Me.
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Look, I'm really sorry.
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I can't help you steal from my neighbors.
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Okay. I thought you had my back.
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Seeing as how you such a... good guy.
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Such a good guy.
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Such a good guy.
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Such a good guy.
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I'll get my shoes.
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Oh!
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Uh, you think you could give me a ride
to the recycling center?
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Okay, but this is the last time
I'm doing you a solid.
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Oh, thank you, Senor Julio.
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Before you, I never knew a friendship
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between a poor individual such as myself
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and a broke motherfucker like you
could even be possible.
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See, that's the thing about me.
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I feel like I've always
just had the ability
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to be friends with anyone.
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I don't know,
I guess I'm a good guy like that.
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Hey, you are. You are.
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Hey, real quick, uh,
can I take a shit in your house?
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Wait. What the fuck?
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Where the fuck is my car?
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Ay!
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Que es eso?
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What the hell is going on out there?
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Luis. What the fuck?
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You motherfuckers.
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Yo, Darius. Uh, it was all Julio.
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Here's your can thief. Shoot him.
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You gonna pay me for these cans.
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Hey, chingados.
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Looks bomb.
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Ay, Mam�.
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Uh...
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Esperanza!
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!Mam�!
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That's disgusting.
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What's up, Julio? Great to see you.
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Here's your shit.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, you wanna hang out
and throw back some chelas?
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No, I don't wanna hang out with you.
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You fucked over my sister,
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and now you have me
running errands for you?
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You probably hate me, huh?
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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But not as much as your sister.
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Jesus Christ, Memo.
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Stop fuckin' crying and be a man.
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I fucked up everything with your sister,
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and now
I'm fucking up everything with you.
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Please, Memo, don't make this awkward.
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But I'm so lonely.
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You're all I got left.
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You're all I got left.
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You're all I got left.
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You're all I got left.
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Ay!
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Oh.
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Hey, fool.
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Remember when you got
fucked up at Ana's quince?
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What kinda pomade you use?
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Layrite or Suavecito?
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Hey, fool,
a magician never reveals his secrets.
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Hey, man, thank you
for hanging out with me, Julio.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Even though you're not my bro anymore,
you still my bro.
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You wanna hit the pookie with me?
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Dawg! That's why my sister
left your ass!
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I know.
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It's the only way
I could deal with this shit.
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Skante saved my life, dawg.
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Stop crying!
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I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot.
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I just didn't wanna smoke alone.
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I thought you'd be down
because you're such a good guy.
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Such a good guy.
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Such a good guy.
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You're such a good guy.
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Goddamn it.
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Dawg, I can light my own shit.
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Okay.
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Stop crying, fool,
we're about to party.
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Mm-hmm.
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