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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,774 --> 00:00:20,774 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,025 Tsk. 3 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,791 Shh. 4 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:45,855 I need your help. 5 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,632 But in order to help me, I need you to be sneaky. 6 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,486 - Are you two little fools sneaky? - Yes. 7 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,470 - How sneaky? - Very sneaky. 8 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,597 Okay, then. 9 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,786 I need you to go out back and blow up these fireworks. 10 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,830 - You can do that for your t�o Julio? - Yeah. 11 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:02,997 You know how to use a lighter? 12 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:03,998 - Yeah. - You do? 13 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,458 - Yeah. - Okay, here. 14 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,802 Alright, get the hell outta here. 15 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,662 !Ninos! 16 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,938 - Hey, perro. What was that sound? - That shit woke me up. 17 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:27,963 Oh, shit, uh... 18 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,483 I don't know. You should probably go check it out. 19 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,508 I gotta bounce. 20 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,403 Why? Where you going? What's the rush? 21 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,012 - Luis, just move! - No, hold up. 22 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,786 Julio! Did you give my fucking kids fireworks? 23 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,547 Motherfucker! 24 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,091 - Fuck you. - Get your ass back here! 25 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,801 Julio! 26 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,306 Tres leches. 27 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,974 Julio. 28 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,727 Julio. 29 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,582 Wah, wah. 30 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,011 It's funny. Nobody did anything for my birthday last week. 31 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,830 Hey, what's Julio's problem? 32 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,541 I would have killed to have celebrated my birthday while I was locked up. 33 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,251 He's not happy with where he's at in life 34 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,502 because he doesn't know what he wants, 35 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,212 and so he, like, hates himself for it. 36 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,964 So instead of celebrating his birthday, 37 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,174 he literally thinks he deserves to suffer. 38 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,342 Okay. 39 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,510 I'm gonna make sure he suffers 40 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,262 by celebrating the shit out of his birthday. 41 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:23,972 Good luck finding him. 42 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,557 Every birthday he disappears all day. 43 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,559 I bet he even called in sick to work. 44 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,811 - Pinche huev�n. - Hey, hey. 45 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,235 Maybe he's out doing something fun. 46 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,725 Good morning, Mr. Lopez. 47 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,437 I, uh, I'm reviewing your paperwork here, 48 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:15,231 and I noticed a little mistake. 49 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,840 It says here that it's your birthday. 50 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,736 Oh, uh, it's not a mistake. 51 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,053 Today is my birthday. 52 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,867 Oh. Well, in that case, we should reschedule. 53 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,619 You shouldn't have to be here on your birthday. 54 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,521 - Oh, no, that's okay. - Thanks for offering, though. 55 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,416 - You sure? - Yeah. 56 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,567 I specifically scheduled this for today. 57 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,779 - You wanna be here? - I wanna be here. 58 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,823 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 59 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:48,389 Mr. Lopez, then I guess, uh, open wide. 60 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,498 Yeah. 61 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,944 Oh, okay. I just... I can't do this. 62 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,821 I'm sorry. I cannot do this. 63 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,072 But it's your job. 64 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,407 What are you, into BDSM or something? 65 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:07,784 - No. - You like getting punished? 66 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,369 - No. - Naughty birthday boy. 67 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,497 I went to dental school and they warned me about people like you. 68 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,290 Hey, you wanna get weird with a doctor? 69 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,650 You go see a podiatrist. Okay? 70 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,194 Don't you ever come back here again, pervert. 71 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,429 And I'm still charging you for today. 72 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,720 Pervert. 73 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:28,996 Fuck... 74 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,561 Hey, Minister Payne, what's up? 75 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,020 Fabian got arrested. 76 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,105 For what? 77 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,858 Public nudity at a Jewish temple. 78 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,693 He was screaming to be converted. 79 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,487 - What? - Julio, are you listening to me? 80 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,947 Fabian is tweaking again. 81 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,533 I need you to come down here and run things 82 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,201 while I work on finding him a good lawyer. 83 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,579 But I specifically took today off. 84 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:53,687 Julio! 85 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,738 Tsk. 86 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,537 Goddamn it. 87 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,543 Oh, hey, Julio. 88 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:20,839 I hope you're having a very nice and special day. 89 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,593 Oh, um... for no particular reason. 90 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,513 Thanks. You too. 91 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:36,188 Oh, yeah, I'm making this cake extra special for this motherfucker. 92 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,083 That fool told me his birthday was on Christmas. 93 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,668 That's why I didn't buy him anything. 94 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,463 Which is fucked up, 'cause he always go hard for our birthday. 95 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,132 Last year, that motherfucker got me some fancy-ass soap. 96 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,843 Somehow he knew the exact kinda soap that I wanted. 97 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:49,969 Shea butter. 98 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,888 He thinks we're a charity case. 99 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,097 Martyr-ass bitch. 100 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,474 Make a wish, bitch. 101 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,476 'Cause your birthday's getting celebrated. 102 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,978 Damn, that cake looks bomb! 103 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,295 Hey, check this shit out. 104 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,177 Julio? Let's get his ass. 105 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,810 Stop right there! 106 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,579 Luis told me everything. 107 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,914 You fuckin' lied to me. 108 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,791 We just wanna celebrate your birthday. 109 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,358 You made me do this. 110 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,652 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 111 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,822 - Come on, get him! - Go! Go! 112 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:28,591 What happened? 113 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,118 He fucking bit me, bit right through the fabric. 114 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:32,911 Let's get his ass! 115 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,421 Where do you think you're going, man? 116 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,381 Get out, homey. 117 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,080 What the fuck is wrong with them? 118 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,271 Time to eat your cake, birthday bitch! 119 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,036 Hold this. 120 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,752 This isn't over, motherfucker. 121 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,453 - Maggie? - Shouldn't leave your window unlocked. 122 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,955 There's a lot of perverts and sick fucks out there. 123 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,624 You didn't text me back. 124 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,399 About that earthquake that didn't happen? 125 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,194 You're so pathetic. 126 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,112 Now move over, loser. 127 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,078 What are you doing here? 128 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,039 - We broke up again. - I know. 129 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,060 But it's your birthday. I had to come by and give you your gift. 130 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,711 - I don't want anything. - Bullshit. 131 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,630 So you think you know me, huh? 132 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,590 I'm the only one who knows you. 133 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,010 And I know exactly what you want. 134 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,096 Oh, yeah? What is that? 135 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,951 You wanna lie here and stare at the ceiling 136 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,975 and think about how much you fucking hate yourself. 137 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,542 Because you're 31 and you still live at your mom's house 138 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,252 because you chose a career path 139 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,587 that doesn't lead to financial independence. 140 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,755 Oh, yeah? Fuck. 141 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,966 And also because you broke up with me, 142 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,302 because you're scared of commitment. 143 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,805 So you're all alone. 144 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,266 Oh, shit, this is good. 145 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,624 But guess what, sucio? 146 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,812 I'm here now, and I'm gonna let you have your cake and eat it too. 147 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,397 Oh, fuck, yeah. 148 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,232 So we're just gonna lie here 149 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:53,486 and be fucking miserable all night long! 150 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,596 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, yeah! 151 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,225 Whoa. 152 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,394 You feel that earthquake? 153 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,736 Hey, Julio, it's me. 154 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,030 Fuckin' leave me alone. 155 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,550 I'm sorry that I told everybody it was your birthday. 156 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,468 I know you don't like to make a big deal out of it, 157 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,786 but, you know, you've done a lot to help me out. 158 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,307 I know you had good intentions. 159 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,892 It's all good. 160 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,602 Hey, listen, I really think 161 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,936 you should come out tonight. 162 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,587 I promise we'll do it up right, primo. 163 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,857 I'd rather kick it by myself. 164 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,317 Come on, dawg. 165 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,610 We don't even gotta go out anywhere. 166 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,445 Just come out and have a pisto with me. 167 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,429 You didn't hear me? I said no! 168 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,450 Alright, then, you fuckin' pussy. 169 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,475 Have it your way. 170 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,007 What the fuck? 171 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,074 What the fuck? 172 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,451 - Get him, homeys, get him! - No! No! 173 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,620 - Watch out, that fool bites. - Get the fuck off me! 174 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,830 His teeth are fucked up, but they're strong! 175 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,164 No! No! 176 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,773 Respect my birthday wishes! 177 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,261 Leave me the fuck alone! No! 178 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,578 No! No! 179 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,603 Surprise! 180 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,796 You're at a bowling alley, bitch. 181 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,067 You ready for the best fuckin' birthday of your life, primo? 182 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,651 Come on, tell the homey your shoe size. 183 00:11:58,844 --> 00:11:59,845 Three. 184 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,930 Don't be stupid. 185 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,985 Come on, Luis. 186 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,740 Yeah, homey! 187 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,136 - Get in here. - No, you can do it. You can do it. 188 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,286 Julio! 189 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,333 Come on. 190 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,253 Wah! 191 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,049 Oh! Oh, shit. 192 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,779 Feliz cumpleanos, buddy. 193 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,199 Chili cheese fry. 194 00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,743 - I'm good. No, thanks. - Your loss. 195 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,579 Hey. 196 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,225 I get that you hate your birthday, 197 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:13,377 but you should be happy there are people who wanna celebrate you. 198 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,313 You've made a difference in their lives. 199 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,065 They're better people because of you. 200 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,359 Oh, damn, oh, I'm pregnant. 201 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,759 Ay, Mira, look, it's a baby Julio. 202 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,554 Bitch. 203 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,599 You're totally right. 204 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,662 I need to change my attitude. How about this? 205 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,665 I'll stop being a little bitch if you bowl a round with me. 206 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,417 Loser has to lead group hug tomorrow. 207 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,503 Oh, game on, bitch. 208 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,005 - I'll go get us another round. - No, no, no. 209 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,758 - It's your birthday. Drinks are on me. - Uh! I insist. 210 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,158 I fuckin' bit you. 211 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,495 Fair enough. You did break the skin. 212 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,458 What can I say, I'm blessed, I'm blessed. 213 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:00,465 Can I get my shoes back? 214 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:01,985 Twenty dollars. 215 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,319 What? 216 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,737 Birthday boy who hates his birthday, 217 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,447 trying to skip out on his own party? 218 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,639 I've seen it a million times. 219 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,100 Give me $20, I'll give you your shoes back. 220 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,644 Goddamn it. 221 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,772 Happy birthday. 222 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,294 Maggie? 223 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,462 - Oh, shit. - Let me guess. 224 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,322 Luis invited you to this stupid thing, huh? 225 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,282 What stupid thing? 226 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,869 Who the fuck is this? 227 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:33,373 Th... This... This is my date. 228 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,876 Hey, what's up, man? Cool shoes. 229 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:41,340 This guy is my friend Julio Lopez. 230 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,801 Hey, cool name, bro. I'm Julio Tambien. 231 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,095 Oh, great. Another Julio? 232 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,532 What's your last name? 233 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,184 I just told you, bro. It's Tambien. 234 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,770 What kinda stupid-ass last name is that? 235 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,563 I dunno. 236 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,545 How was I supposed to know you'd be here? 237 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,797 You usually just stay at home and stare at the ceiling on your birthday. 238 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,050 You don't know me as well as you think you do. 239 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,801 I'm actually having a fuckin' blast right now. 240 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,262 You were just trying to escape your own party. 241 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,848 - I don't wanna argue on my birthday. - It's a special day. 242 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,976 - Aw. - Also, how'd you meet that fool? 243 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,729 - I met him at a work event for my firm. - He's a lawyer. 244 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,232 A lawyer? Pfft. What a douche. 245 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,900 An international human rights lawyer. 246 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,676 Oh, what a great guy. 247 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,487 - Fuck off. - Ugh. 248 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,697 Isn't there like a law against dating one of your coworkers? 249 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,034 It's funny how you work at a law firm and I know more about the law than you. 250 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,452 Oh, my God, just shut up, okay? 251 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,895 Look, I am happy to go somewhere else. 252 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,791 - I fucking hate bowling. - No. Just stay. 253 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:42,085 We're all adults here. I'm 31 now. 254 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,195 Mature enough to handle this complicated situation with ease. 255 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,133 Okay. If that's what you really want. 256 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,119 - Yeah. - Hey, babe. Let's go bowl. 257 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,431 Hey. Nice meeting you, Julio Lopez. 258 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,249 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 259 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,173 Game on, Tambien. 260 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,389 - Thank you. - Let's fuckin' do this. 261 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,309 Oh. Oh. 262 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,789 Hey, my boy. 263 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,749 Maggie's there with some other fool. 264 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:22,774 I know. 265 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,425 Well, how does that make you feel? 266 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,114 It's my birthday. I feel fucking great. 267 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,427 That's right, my boy! 268 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,869 Welcome to the party! 269 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,292 Nice job there, gutter boy. 270 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,380 Damn. 271 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,748 Just nice and easy. 272 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,065 Okay. 273 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,859 Hey, it's your turn, fool, come on. 274 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,664 Whoa! 275 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,775 Final frame. Two pins to win. 276 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,509 You got this, Lopez. 277 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,262 Fuck you, Tambien. 278 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,192 Fuck. 279 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,571 Damn, Manuela's not doing too good, huh? 280 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,000 Maybe you should throw in the towel 'cause Payne already crushed you. 281 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,411 Can't let that fool win. 282 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,997 Guess I gotta use the other Manuela. 283 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,586 Right. But what I was saying was is you already lost, you know, so... 284 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,951 Whoo! 285 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,207 Yeah! 286 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,789 Woo-hoo-hoo! 287 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,519 Did you just stick your dirty motherfuckin' face 288 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,395 into my beautiful motherfuckin' cake? 289 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:32,398 You're supposed to let other people push your head into the cake. 290 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,442 Maybe it's better you don't celebrate your birthday. 291 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,146 I don't think you know how to do it right. 292 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,845 Go wash your face off. 293 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,057 You ruined your birthday for us. 294 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,789 Why the fuck are you acting like such a tool? 295 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,749 Hey, this is for men only. 296 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,459 Hey, you're a fucking idiot. 297 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,920 You're just mad I beat your boyfriend's ass at bowling. 298 00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,421 Guess I'm still Julio number one. 299 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,215 You can't beat someone you're not playing. 300 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,466 That's not how shit works. 301 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,130 You could have at least texted me back. 302 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:04,556 Why? Did you want to hang out with me? 303 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:09,352 No. It's just friends should text friends back on their birthdays. 304 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,586 Just admit it. 305 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,212 You miss me. 306 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:13,964 I didn't say that. 307 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:20,012 Stop being such a little bitch and admit what you want. 308 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,598 I don't want shit from you. 309 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,808 I know what you want. 310 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:30,230 You wanna kiss me right here in this dirty-ass bathroom. 311 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,149 Admit it, slut. 312 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,943 Okay. I miss you. There. 313 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,029 And? 314 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,781 And I wanna kiss you in this dirty-ass bathroom. 315 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,038 Congrats, birthday boy. 316 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,165 You finally said what you want. 317 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,292 You're growing up. 318 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,212 Sapo verde, bitch! 319 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,693 Do not eat the chili cheese fries. 320 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,404 Tell everyone. 321 00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:26,404 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 22603

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