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I'm proud of both my ladies,
but they're driving me up the wall.

They're always shushing
me, telling me I'm too loud.

Look at him!

What's he doing?

What are you doing?

No!

Oh my god, you're so loud.

I'm just trying to get this work done.

So is she.

I can't hear you.

My wife, Spencer, is
currently doing the presentation

of her life, while our
adopted daughter, Sage,

is at the top of her class.

Oh, what?

What is he thinking?

Maybe her biological parents
were geniuses or something.

Maybe I should reach out to
them so they can adopt me.

Tired of having to feel like I can't
enjoy myself in my own house.

Dave! Dave, are you watching the game?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's he doing?

Have you seen him?

Oh my god.

No.

He's being ridiculous.

Are you going to be at the pub?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll come out.

This is an important final.

Oh my god.

What?

No.

Did she tell you that?

Could you be any more annoying?

Yeah, tell him I said hi.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm on my way.

Well not now.

No, no, no.

I want to keep watching.

Yeah.

He clearly thinks that
we have nothing to do.

No, he keeps doing this.

I know.

Alright.

It's just, it's so distracting.

I wish he would just be quiet.

It's very dramatic.

I can't believe it.

That's what he said to me.

I know he said he can't focus at all.

I know, he's like in the way.

No, I keep telling him that all the time.

Okay.

It's good fun.

I'm just going to keep.

Yeah.

Alright.

I'll see you later, mate.

Yep.

Alright, stay tuned.

Keep watching.

I'll be watching.

You be watching.

I'm not even sure.

We'll be watching together.

Could you help me at all?

I'm not entirely like understanding
what this is supposed to be.

That's a good one.

Alright.

Love ya.

Yeah, I love you too.

Okay, so there's three parts.

The abs here, here, and here.

I love that.

So this is working the
upper of your abs here.

Okay, ready to step out.

Pass it, pass it.

Ow.

Oh no.

I'm going to do fire hydrant.

Can you please be quiet?

This is an important
final I have to study for.

She's telling me not to watch the game.

I want to watch the game.

Because she has an
important final to do tomorrow.

Ah, la, la, la, la, la, la.

I've got an important final.

This isn't the important final.

It's happening now, live.

It's live.

No, it's not a final.

I think you're confused.

Why can't you just go in
another room or something?

I know.

You're so distracting.

Three, two, one.

Boom, boom, boom.

Now that, now that.

Pop, pop, pop, pop.

The tapping, really?

So this muscle, I think I'm having trouble.

What is that?

This part's hurting.

I think this one right here.

So the hamstrings here.

Oh, OK.

Yeah.

And then this is the glute.

Maximus, which is the
biggest part of your booty.

And then the performance is right here.

And the glute.

Yes, yes.

Oh my god.

It's like I can't even talk.

It's so distracting right now.

No.

Oh my god.

OK, I'm going to make my teachers
so mad at me when I feel this.

You're not going to feel me.

You're going to be fine.

Don't worry.

OK, so this is the hamstring.

This is temporary.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom.

This is really tiring.

Sports, where do you want to go?

Okay.

I remember this.

So, like, have you like...

Like what exercises?

Yeah, like what exercises
would like that be?

Like how would you like grow that?

Like activate?

With weights, you could
do a variety of exercises.

Deadlifts.

Have you ever done deadlifts?

I used to, like once in physical ed,

he made us do it.

So I can teach you how to do it.

Okay.

I know.

Squats, obviously.

Okay.

And the blue bridges are my favorite,

personal favorite with the barbender.

I'm sure there's a little too advanced,

but bridges are good for you.

Okay, I'll keep going.

I think I'm gonna have to note that.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

We all want a strong butt.

What?

Because that is the nature of our bodies.

You're moving me now.

Oh, we're moving.

We're moving, we're grooving.

Oh my God.

This is so like history.

Moving and grooving.

And I'll never get this done.

I like to move it, move it.

I'm like 40% of my grade.

I like to move it.

Shoot it.

No.

Why did he pass?

What?

Is he having fun up there?

Why did he pass?

I don't know.

He's being obnoxious.

Oops.

I just think.

I just think we're all focusing right now,

but it's just so hard for
me to wrap my head around

all of it.

Yeah.

It's so many little like intricate things

that they expect me to know.

I just need to study.

You're gonna be great if I can study.

Yeah.

If he's not jumping up and down

and screaming like a mad man.

Jesus.

Woo.

Wow.

What is happening right now?

Up, up, up, up, up, up.

Here we go.

Whoa!

Yes!

Three, two, one.

Whoa!

What's happening?

Yeah.

Three, two, replay.

No.

Oh my god, this is obnoxious.

Oh, what's she doing?

No!

SmartPak, we have a deal.
Can you just be quiet, please?

Oh, it's a big, big deal.

We're gonna...

This could be it.

Oh, it's you.

Oh, dear God.

That was it. That was it.

Oh, oh, here we go, here we go.

No.

Ah, ah, yes, that's it.

Three, two, ah, what
every time he's doing that.

What?

No.

That!

Here again!

Shh!

You nearly had it.

I swear.

Whisper.

Shh!

Whisper, be quiet!

You nod, but...

Have you always been this obnoxious?

This is crazy.

Woo-hoo!

When do you think this
project's due that you're doing?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

How far into it are you then?

Uh, um, I haven't gotten
anything done, literally.

I know.

I'm probably not even a third
of the way through my studying.

This is ridiculous.

And my final's at the end of the week.

Well, at least you have a
little bit more time than me.

I know.

Oh, my god.

This is ridiculous.

But you'll be OK.

You always pull it through, honey.

Thank you.

Yeah.

It's so reassuring.

Ugh.

That's it!

Left!

He's supposed to be going left!

Why is he going?

This is so crazy.

Coach.

Need a second coach.

Need a better coach.

What's he doing?

You think with all this talking he
could just be an announcer for them?

Yeah, he sounds like a sports announcer.

God.

What?

Yes, he sounds like a sports announcer.

You can tell how he is.

He just needs to go
over to his friend's

house when he has to
watch these stupid games.

Or when he calls his
friends, like, and be

rude in front of us when
we're trying to study.

I know.

Oh my God.

What?

You're still on the same thing.

I know.

I keep getting so distracted
I can't even read this.

It's just constant.

Okay, so we're back on the hamstrings.

Yeah, I'm really just...

Any pause.

I've really been stuck.

So I actually moved over to the calf.

The calf.

But, you know, I just...

I can't figure anything out.

So, um...

We're doing work here.

We've been so busy working.

Oh, there you go.

Ah, look, you watching?

You watching?

No, I'm trying to study.

I know this is due at the end of the week.

I'm not going to finish.

Thank you.

Really?

I'm ranting.

No.

Sound like a caveman.

God.

So this right here.

I'm so sorry.

What is that?

Give me.

Oh, those are the obliques.

So right here, they're working
on this part of your abs here.

So it's like the sides of your abs.

So it's like right here.

Pop, pop, pop, pop.

Pop.

Okay.

That's amazing.

Oh, you're so talented, honey.

Oh, thank you. I've been trying
all day to get all this finished.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

So.

Is it quiet?

Yes.

So sorry.

This is.

This way.

This is your room.

You should lift this up.

Yes.

So distracting.

You look so pretty.

Go!

Go!

No.

I'm sweating so bad.

This is so much.

I can't believe it.

I think you're in too many clothes though.

I know, it's so hard.

Way too many clothes.

This tie.

I think we can do this tie.

I'm sorry.

If you're thinking of snap
off, you have to like...

It's so hard, it chokes.

It chokes you?

I know, I know, because it's too tight.

Right?

How did she get the one from this place?

We might have to dig it right now.

I don't know.

I know.

It's going to be a mess.

I'll see how we get it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mission impossible.

Da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da.

This will never work out,
but these are your pecs.

Where is this?

The interior and the biceps, which
will never probably ever work out.

No skin.

Like, on my abs.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's a little bit tricky.

Hold on, let's go up here.

I'm not going to fall on you.

Whoa!

You're a little bit on my abs.

Goal!

Yeah!

Woo!

We don't want it, no.

I've got to tell Dave.

He's watching.

Something that we definitely
would not work out for women.

Can't move.

Oh my gosh.

No, this leg should be more than that.

Is this?

The trap should be more than that.

Yes.

Okay.

Then the left.

The tibialis dorsi, which
is literally what it's called.

And the rectus femini.

Which is what I need.

Well, yeah.

Kind of.

Kind of, but that's really, really
good for your back, though.

It's the most effective.

It literally helps with everything.

Like, if you want to grow
muscles, you can put it in your core.

It's a building block, literally.

Okay.

I'm going to have to write this down.

What did I say?

It's the rowing.

The rowing is really the
best thing for the back.

Yes!

For the back.

The middle back.

Have you ever done this?

No.

I haven't.

I'm still trying to learn all of this.

This is a different one.

Yes.

That's what you're working
with your whole body there.

The table squat.

Have you done this before?

I have, yes.

What is this?

Okay, that's the deadlift
I was telling you about.

Oh, okay.

That's the hamstring, right?

Yeah.

And the back?

Yes.

See, that's why I told you it's the
best thing ever to do, the deadlift.

It works all those muscles at once.

Okay.

I'll have to keep that in mind.

Yes.

Let me see this outfit again.

I know they make me
wear it, it's so stupid.

No, it looks really good.

Thank you.

Yes.

Okay, so...

That's the calves that you
were asking about earlier.

Which one is that?

It's like a...

That's not a good one.

No, but that's also a good one to do.

That's on the split machine.

I think it's back here.

Yeah.

Feet are very important
because I really

realize I'm taking care
of my feet every day.

There's so many muscles, there's so many...

Veins and...

Okay, so...

Hold on.

And so here, you've got
the stretch you can work out.

So this is a very important stretch.

This is a yoga stretch,
have you done this one?

You know, I have.

Yeah, we have to do that.

Learn how to stretch
all of your hips and stuff.

Okay, so this is the figure eight stretch.

Oh, is that what it's called?

That is what it's called, yeah.

Have you ever done this one?

You know, I just recently
did that actually, too.

All of these are very annoying, but...

I think this is my favorite.

Yeah?

Yes.

Oh, it helps so much.

It really soothes the pain in my hips.

And your low back.

Yeah.

The performance is where a
lot of people get injuries there.

Where is that?

So it's on...

A lot of people have like,
cheating pain like this now.

From the performance.

You know what?

Sorry, honey.

I'm just gonna go make
myself a cup of coffee.

Did you see it?

Yes!

Hey, what are you doing?

I don't have time for
small talk right now. I'm

trying to study for this
final. Leave me alone.

Oh, I thought we would
just hang out. Just chillin'.

God, I'm just-please
just leave me alone right

now. This is important.
This is 40% of my grade.

I think you should have a break
sometime. Not be so serious all the time.

Oh, will you please change the
channel? This movie is so boring.

You don't like it?

I hate it.

I've already seen it. You can change it.

I don't like it.

Thanks.

Hey, why my son? Yeah?

No, just chilling at home.

Yeah, I'm still home right now.

No, not really.

I didn't hear anything.

You didn't tell me that.

Shh.

Really?

No.

They're funny. That's what they always say.

Yeah.

Oh, such a...

Oh, my gosh.

No.

Not till next time.

Yeah.

Maybe, I don't know,
maybe not until next week.

Place the dumbbell on a flat bench
and lower your upper body onto the bench.

I don't understand.

Pick up the dumbbell,
placing the palms of your

hands underneath the
top part of the weight.

Lift the dumbbell onto your chest and
slightly lower your body on the bench.

Shhh! Shhh!

Shush, Dave, it's very important.

Upper back is on and
supported by the bench.

Always make sure the dumbbell is secure.

This exercise should be
done with extreme caution.

Spotter assist.

Have a spotter assist you with
your exercise if you are new.

Oh, yeah.

Your back glutes.

You said that.

Yeah, you told me. You told me already.

Raise the dumbbell above your
chest and get into the starting position.

Slightly bend over the dumbbell.

Not to lower the dumbbell, lower your head.

Shhh!

I'm sorry, shush.

Could you not be so loud?
I'm trying to watch a movie.

Thank you.

Everybody, I'm on the phone.

I'm trying to study. Nobody
cares about your phone call.

Hello? That's what I said, yeah.

I'm on the phone.

That's what I'm telling you.

Carefully return to the starting position.

Do you only have to be on
the phone while I'm studying?

Hang on. She's complaining that
I'm talking, but you just keep studying.

Keep studying.

Yeah, she's very
serious. She's learning too.

She's learning all this training stuff.

And now you're having
to turn this up even louder.

Oh, shush.

Keep the barbell on your chest.

Then press upwards until
your arms are fully extended.

Sorry, mate. What are you saying?

Return to a start position and repeat.

Avoid bouncing the weight off your chest.

Now tell me.

Positioning your hands too
far over or hyperextending

your arms at the top
range of the movement.

What?

Don't tell me about that.

No.

Stand between two high
cable machine uprights.

Your feet should be shoulder width apart.

No, she's not talking to
me. She's reading a book.

Yeah, she's all serious.

You just don't care, do you?

Start with your arms
at the side of your body.

And elbows pointing to the wall behind you.

And your palms facing forward.

You should feel a
slight stretch in the chest.

Yeah, every time.

Yeah, always.

Holding a double upper hand,
straddle an incline bench facing forward.

Straddle the bench.

Stop!

Sorry, no, I was talking to her.

Yeah, no, she's...

She's right here reading.

Lean forward and carefully
place the dumbbells on the bench.

Oh, dumbbells on the bench.

You listening, mate?

This is how to do bench press.

Oh my god.

What's for dinner?

No, she's just doing the theory stuff.

She's learning the...

I'm going to make my amazing spaghetti.

There's a theory in this
and then it's a practice game.

Yeah, I just don't like it when
it has the meat and the sauce.

Can you do it without that?

You mean like vegetarian
without any flavor?

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's just a new diet that
I've been picking up at work.

It clears out your face and stuff.

You don't have as much acne.

You're killing me.

You're making me do that again.

Okay, I'll make it for you, honey.

Only for you.

It's not that big of a deal.

Fine.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, everything.

It's not just workout.

No, no, no, no.

They do a sport as well.

Don't you, honey?

What sport do you do?

Is it volleyball or something?

What?

I'm trying to study right now.

Oh, yeah.

She's serious about the studying.

Yeah.

No, they play...

Who are you even talking to anyways?

Why is this so important?

It's Dave.

You know Dave.

You and Dave?

Dave.

That's my mate Dave.

Dodgy Dave.

He's a little dodgy.

Yeah.

That's what I call you.

That's what we call you.

Y'all are so annoying.

We need a wine.

No.

Oh, my God.

Inhale while lowering
the torso and exhale while

resting the torso back
to the starting position.

This exercise should be performed...

Yeah, we're doing positions now.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

You're so loud.

I was helping you.

Helping you in your positions.

This is a very advanced exercise.

Execute with caution and care.

Oh, really? No, just like, no, a beer
and a packet of crisps. That's it, innit?

Oh my god.

Yeah, get the beers in.

Can you talk on the phone later?

Yeah, whatever you want.
Pints. No, it's got to be pints, innit?

Here.

That's, no.

It can't be that way.

You'll be right, you'll be right, Tipper.

He's just quiet.

They're telling me to be quiet.

What are you studying now, honey?

This thing.

What are you still studying?

I can see it. You're doing a good job.

You've got to encourage him, ain't you?

Yeah.

Thank god.

I need the encouragement to do...

I can't retain any of
this with all this talking.

Oh, what?

Oh my god, I should just go study
somewhere else. I'm going to go to my room.

Yeah, she's going to go.

Well, we're watching a movie. She
was studying and we're just watching this.

No, when it's over.

We're not watching a movie.

Alright, I'm watching a movie.

Yeah.

I don't know, there's some
scary thing chasing the other guy.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

Yeah, I'm just... I don't
know. Can you like re-read

over this and let me
know if that sounds good?

Because...

That would make sense to the subject.

Uh, somewhat. Wait, where's your pen?

No pen.

You're going to have to remember this then.

Oh my goodness.

Hold on, let me find it.

No, it's not this one.

It's not that one.

No, it's this one.

I got this.

Okay, there.

It's...

Honey!

Right when we're...

I made toast and I dropped it.

Ay-ay-ay.

Can you make me more
toast? Make me more toast.

You're so annoying.

I like the toast.

We need to study, why are you...

I had two crumbs of toast.

How are you still annoying us?

Okay.

We just woke up and just started...

What are you doing?

Handing us...

I'm trying to finish this essay I had
for my final. This is the last part of it.

You know what she's doing.
We've talked about this.

You're always... That's
what you're always

doing. That's why I
ask. What are you doing?

I'm just...

So this night, or today...

Dave got a new tent.

We're gonna go camping.

You and Dave always hang out.

It's amazing. It's a massive tent.

You could all fit.

Do you wanna go camping?

I have to finish my essay for the finals.

Yeah, but you have to sleep.

You could sleep in the tent
and then study in the tent.

We don't want to do
that. We've told you this.

You don't listen.

Barbecue, beers.

He never listens to me.

Drink the beers, have the barbecue.

Be all romantic.

Fire light.

That sounds really not romantic at all.

Don't be a fire. We'll make fire.

I have to do this or else I'm gonna fail.

And then what was all that worth?

You know, I have to finish this
essay. We can't go camping.

And it's gonna be all your
fault if she does fail this.

Which I'm not willing to fail.

I'm trying to help.

No, you're not. It's all your fault.

You're trying to take our time.

You're trying to make
us go camping with Dave.

It's good for you.

You're out in nature.

Can't we go after I'm done?

Yeah.

We can go twice.

Couldn't we?

No.

You know that's enough.

We could go twice.

Anyways.

So you're gonna pass with flying colors.

You know, I'm almost done with it too.

I just have like three more
paragraphs and I'm done.

And then I get to type
it up on the computer.

Yes.

Good girl. You remember the typing.

Look at you.

I know.

They require that you
turn them in now via word.

You can't write them anymore.

Good. I accept it.

Things have changed since I was younger.

I know.

It's so much less convenient than digital.

Like write it out and give it in.

But you know, whatever.

You have to do what you have to do.

I don't know.

I bet you always have to type it then.

What are you most concerned about?

I think I'm definitely just like caught.

I'm trying to make it
into this third paragraph.

I just can't figure out like how to
transition the two to get what they want.

I don't know how to incorporate it at all.

I think I might just have to read up
on it a little bit more and figure it out.

I feel like...

Let me see this.

Thank you.

I grabbed this.

Is there any cheeseburgers in the freezer?

We can do the barbecue.

In the freezer.

Okay. Yes, there it is.

Okay.

Let's see.

So this is what you're
having a problem with, right?

Well, yeah.

I just have to explain how to like...

You know, the muscles and the
nerve and what I can do to like...

What you can do to work it out.

I just can't seem to be able
to put that down on paper.

You definitely need to stretch
this before you do anything.

So you think I should probably
write about that and then work it in?

Yes, absolutely.

Okay.

I should always...

You said the abs too, right?

Yeah, that's absolutely this.

I mean, yeah, the squat was
something that I guess people like a lot.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

A lot of you are amazing for your abs.

If you ever really want to...

Hot dogs.

You do hot dogs and burgers.

No, anyways.

Oh my God.

Maybe we should just go
to like class or something.

And that will give me more to write about.

Is there any like Patti's
classes coming up?

Yes, you know that I teach them sometimes.

So I would love to give you a lesson.

That would be great.

I think that would really help
me develop a little bit more.

I mean, I only have a few days,
but I'm sure we can find time to like...

Honey, would you do the
onions if we did the hot dogs?

Can you cook them?

Because then we can take the onions.

I can take the onions.

Already cooked.

Oh my God.

I should have Dave cut the onions for you.

No, because you'll cry.

He doesn't like onions.

I don't think you can eat onions.

This...

Okay, this is actually really, really good.

It's really, really hot.

Oh my God, I've never seen that before.

You've never seen that?

No, what is that?

Oh, it works out.

It's for your abs.

I do that sometimes, but I
definitely don't do it on air.

I just do it on the floor.

Is that on the floor?

Is that like a dip?

Oh, yeah, it's a dip.

It's a dip, yeah.

Oh my God, wow.

Sorry.

No wonder why we were
having such a hard time.

But you're so pretty,
you're going to do amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Smith machine, have you
seen the smith machine?

It's at the gym.

I've never used it for legs.

For squatting.

You've never benched on it?

No.

I mean, no, but I don't know if
you've ever used it for, like, a squat.

No, I've never used it.

I've never used it.

I have.

Not really.

No, but I've never used it for a squat.

I've never used it for a squat.

I have.

I've never used it for a squat.

Um, I've never used it for
like, I've never used it for legs.

You know, squatting.

You've never, you've never benched on it?

No.

I mean, no. I don't
really, I don't bench either.

I don't want to get too muscular.

Okay.

As much.

Meet somebody else,
I'm sure. It's good to know.

No, but this is like, yeah, this is not
gonna get you too muscular for sure.

Okay.

He doesn't look too great.

He has a gap.

Looks good.

Looks like a candle.

It's a candle.

He really does.

Let me see.

I don't know.

It's reminding you of Dave.

Dave's a fowl.

He needs to work out. He
needs to read your book, Dave.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let me see.

So, but, or you put your butt
down on it. You can sit down on it.

And then go up. So you take a pause.

Oh, wow. Doesn't that make it harder too?

Yeah, exactly.

It's rid of all that, what I don't
even know what it's called.

Energy.

Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot.

Um.

What is this? I'm itching
about all these muscles now.

Oh, wow.

Aren't you lucky?

It's good because it's the end of the
book and it really just explains it more.

You should have.

Okay, so this is the Dr. Magnus.

Um.

You guys.

Can't you talk about
this while we're camping?

What's the difference?

We could be by the fire.

We don't want to kill.

It's dirty outside.

Yeah, it's cool.

We'll have the bugs and like, you know,
just like sticks and leaves and bacteria.

That's what the work's made of.

I don't want to be all in it.

The step ups are amazing too for your ass.

Do you want to grow your hair?

Do you want to grow?

I'm so bad.

You've done them?

I've done them, yeah.

Can't really see.

Okay, step up.

So I don't fall.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, I forgot about that.

I don't, yeah.

I'm literally just like
interested in that now.

I'm just like, I'm
just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm
just like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, yeah.

That's like a new thing that I want to do.

I forgot about that completely.

I'm really excited.

You know, after the
finals, they're throwing

that Halloween party
and I'm, you know, I'm

pretty excited.

I don't know what I'm
going to dress up as yet.

Do you have anything that you're
going to dress up for as Halloween?

Let me think about that.

Who are my favorite characters?

I don't know.

What's in my mind right now?

Are you going to do multiple?

Not, not the B word, but you know.

Oh yeah.

I think I'm going to do like a witch.

A witch?

What kind of witch?

I don't know.

Maybe like, probably
like a sexy witch, honestly.

Obviously, there's no other way to do that.

Right?

I mean, you could be
like a sexy, ugly witch.

An ugly witch?

No.

An ugly witch, no.

You could do something funny.

We did astronaut, penguin.

Oh my God.

A clown.

A scary clown.

Scary clown for Halloween.

Oh, I could be a scary clown.

You might.

No.

A scary clown?

Yeah.

I'm thinking about it right now.

Maybe like a princess.

That's a good one.

Okay, that's cute.

What kind of princess?

What kind of princess?

Yeah.

I've never thought about that before.

There's different types of princesses.

Right.

I'm thinking about an
old medieval princess.

Like with the big puffy dresses.

Okay, I can take that.

I don't know.

There's not a lot of makeup
that can go in a hat, though.

I'm trying to think, yeah.

My favorite movie.

I could be the girl that
was dancing in that movie.

That would be cool.

I'm sure you've not seen that movie.

Probably not.

No.

I don't watch movies that much.

I'm so busy.

You're reading all the time.

Yeah.

You should rather read the book.

She'll be reading it instead
of watching the movie.

Really?

Yeah, you should watch the movie.

It's always better to read it.

I think there's more character
development in the books.

The movie is better than the book.

I know, I've always heard that, but
I'm so ADD, it's hard for me to sit still.

And read it all?

Yeah.

I could get that.

I don't know.

It's so good.

You have to be really interested
in it or else it just doesn't...

You just can't.

I've tried.

I couldn't do some fantasy books.

I just can't read into them.

I have to watch them.

The movies to me are just way more
interesting because there's just too much.

It's too long.

I don't know.

So the werewolf stuff
doesn't do it for you, huh?

No.

No.

Twilight?

No.

I don't...

What's your favorite?

You know, when it first started
coming out, I tried to get into it.

I was like, I'm going to read it.

I was like, I'm going to read it.

I was interested in it for a while.

But I think I kind of
grew out of it, really.

I do kind of miss that phase though,
when everybody was wearing vampire teeth.

Oh, were they?

Do you not remember that?

When everybody was wearing vampire teeth?

I think we were in a
different place at that time.

That's the easiest outfit.

You just put the teeth on.

It's going to...

Yeah, I could do that.

No, don't do easy.

Everyone does easy.

Everyone does easy.

I don't know.

It's the only thing I do that I don't know.

Lately.

Do something difficult.

Difficult?

No one will do that.

I think this would be...

I like the scary clown idea still.

The what?

Oh, the scary clown.

Okay, sorry.

I don't know.

I think it'll be fun.

I might have to be a little bit more
appealing if it's at a party, though.

Just a little bit.

More appealing and less ugly.

Yeah, I feel that.

Have to compete.

Compete for the good looks.

I don't know.

Is there anything fun
that's coming up with you?

Are you just like finished?

I'm going to travel soon.

Where are you going?

Where am I going?

New York.

New York?

Like, city?

Ooh, I've never been there.

No?

I should take you sometime.

That would be fun.

What are you going for this time?

Like, what are you doing?

Like, is it like Statue of Liberty or...?

Yeah, that's it.

I'm just going to go sightsee and I
have some friends that live there.

I thought I'd mention
this before to you, though.

Yeah, but I just have a
fucking terrible memory.

I know you do.

Goodness.

Sightseeing would be fun.

I've always wanted
to go see some of the

stuff that they have
there, like Times Square.

I want to go during New Year's.

That would be fun.

Right?

Don't they like drop the ball?

Yes, they do, but it's like crazy
expensive to go there at that time.

And it's not the best time to go.

Is it not?

No, but there's so many people.

It's like really congested.

That's what I've heard,
but I've never been, so...

But...

It's weird that you drop a ball.

In England, we have big
benders that clap, the clock.

It's going, dong, dong.

That's cool, but isn't
it always doing that?

Well, yeah, every hour.

Yeah, so...

But why is dropping
a ball got to do with it?

At least it's a clock, it's
saying what time it is.

He knew what I was saying.

Family vacation soon, right?

Camping.

No.

No, I don't want to be out in the dirt.

That's so gross.

What if like a bug crawls in the tent?

You can zip it up,
that's what the tent's for.

What if a bear, a coyote?

Yeah, a bear could just
like rip right through it.

That's no fun.

I think we should go somewhere like...

Maybe like Nashville
and explore all the music.

You don't like Nashville?

I've been there.

The Grand Ole Opry is
where I stayed, it's great.

Where did I...

I think that Europe, but
you're from there, so...

Yeah, Europe would be fun.

I don't know, maybe after this though.

We'll figure it out.

Just so much.

Is this physical therapy stuff?

Is it really?

It's just... I don't understand it still.

Physical therapy?

Yeah, I think I know a good
concept of like, you know,

lower body, but like this
upper body stretching is just...

There's... Oh! That's a...
That's a nobody's really picture.

This one. That one is.

And so is... So is this one.

This one?

I could totally help you with that one.

I... I don't know.

Hmm. I wonder if I
can find it in this book.

Reference exactly what's going on there.

It didn't say very much.

This doesn't give me very much
information really to go off of.

Yeah, it's just pictures.

I don't know.

Hmm. Let me see.

I just...

How's studying going, honey?

You know, it's pretty
good. I think I have the

concept for the final
part of my... my essay.

It's just...

I'm... I'm still working on exactly
how I can word it, you know?

Uh-huh.

Which part is the hardest for you, honey?

I think the transitioning between the
diet and muscle development right now is...

I don't know how exactly I
want to really like word it.

Uh-huh.

This isn't like a demonstration, is it?

It's just an essay?

Well, this is just part of it.

I have to... you have to do
like a demonstration part.

You have to do a written
part, which is this essay, and

then you have to do a multiple
choice, just question answer.

So I think really the essay is
what's catching me because

you have to use, you
know, creativity to write it.

The rest really is just very...
it explains itself, you know?

Like yes, no, A, B, C,
or whatever it may have.

Well, I'm going to help you with
it again. We're going to nail it.

So you're going to do amazing and
you're going to get an A+. For sure.

I sure hope so.

I think if I get an A+, on this,
it'll really bring my GPA up.

Um...

And then once my GPA is up, I might
be able to transfer to a better school.

You've kept your GPA
up, I would hope, right?

You've kept your GPA up.

I have, but I'd rather it
go up a few points. I think,

you know, getting it over
that .5 would be good for me.

I don't know.

Well, I feel like that
sounds really good, so

I don't know why
you're worried about that.

So how are your classmates, honey?

You know what? They're just...
they're so annoying. I can't stand them.

There's a few girls in my class and we
just cannot get along for whatever reason.

I've tried everything
and they just, you

know, side-eye me and
ignore me. It's so mean.

What do they look like?

Well, the one girl in my class, she's
a brunette. I think she's really pretty.

Um, I think her dad
actually is a professor

there at the school,
so she has quite an in.

I think that's what has gotten her so far
and she's kind of an airhead, but whatever.

Aww. What about the boys in your school?

You know, I have a crush on this one boy.
He plays lacrosse and I... I don't know.

I went to a few of his
games and I think he... he

doesn't... I don't really
think he's noticed me,

but I'm gonna approach
him after all of this,

once all the finals are
over, my nerves are down.

And... I don't know. I'm so... I'm so
nervous just thinking about it, but...

He's cute. Is he the one that you talked
about taking the prom that you mentioned?

Oh, I know.

Okay.

Uh, I think that that sounded nice for you.

Okay, so, sitting up in
a chair, what is this one?

I'm gonna make sure I have this
still. This is... this is the warm up here.

This is the one?

What?

Okay, can you flip that over?

Uh-huh.

Oh, this is the rotator cuff.

Nice.

So this is like your warm up and you
can do this with weights too, but... see?

This is to warm up your rotator
cuff muscle here. It's right here.

Oh. Okay.

So, here, let me
write... well, let me write

that down over here so
I know to incorporate it.

Let me see.

I've got to go meet Dave
soon, down at the pub.

Here we go. Here we go with Dave.

You know, you talk
on the phone all the

time, you think you
would just live together.

That's a good idea, innit?

Hey!

Probably.

Could Dave move in?

No.

What if he had his tent?

He could stay in the garden.

His tent?

You can stay in the tent with him, though.

Yeah, exactly.

Let me see.

Is it happening?

Oh, we're here again, so...

Okay, so this is down
dog. This is all forced.

And... what is this one?

Okay, I hate it when they talk about this,
because it doesn't make any fucking...

Like, we're not 75 degree angles, are we?

Like, what?

Wait, does it?

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm so confused.

We are, so you're sure?

Oh my god, yeah. I don't...

What is 75 degree angles?

How did you know that?

Take a good guess.

Ooh, this is so good
for your shoulders here.

This is open for your shoulders.

Okay.

Whoa.

Alright, let me see.

Oh, this is good row right here, too.

I like rows.

I feel like rows really
help with apple pies.

There's a lot of rows.

Is there?

Is that when you're,
like, bent over in a bunch?

Or...

You're actually sitting on the
reformer when that happens.

Really?

Yeah, you're sitting and
you're pulling with both straps.

Yeah, you sit up like really tall.

Your legs are straight.

I didn't know that.

Okay.

Didn't you see that in here?

Where?

The row?

The row.

Or no, that was a different type.

No, we did see the row.

Okay.

That's a better... Hold on.

Oh, this one's good, too, by Isolation.

It's just, it was for me.

I love things.

It's bringing you back.

I know, it's the little memories.

I think that's where it was at, right?

So this is...

This is kind of a...

Your mouth has to stick to people.

I know, it's crazy.

It's crazy.

How do you focus on that?

I don't.

That's...

That's what this office is for.

Legitimately, it's probably what's
made me a thesaurus in a long time.

The what?

Pilates.

Made you what?

Thesaurus.

Yeah, because it's all core.

That's why.

Yeah, no, I'm so serious.

My core has been in so much pain.

Yeah, there's a lot of like...

There's tons of ab movements.

You have to use your own body.

I've been doing the ones
where you're on the wall, too.

I don't like those as much.

Hi.

Don't they have the classes
where they have like the...

Am I going crazy?

Like the bars and like you're on the little
thing and you can like use it to like...

Wait, that might be
something totally different.

The bars, where you...

Don't they use bars to
like elevate your legs?

No, I think that...

Is that something else?

No, that's not something else.

Wait, so this one I used
to give a lot of people.

Like it's called the skull crusher.

It's kind of cool.

I've done that with a dumbbell before.

Yeah?

Yeah, so for muscle
body, I think that one...

It helps isolate.

Good job.

So you're learning so much.

I know.

I can't thank you enough for your help.

Of course.

I know so much about all of you guys.

What is that?

Flatness.

There you go.

Oh my god.

It's a hard one, see?

It's like a fun language.

It's a different language for sure.

That's for sure.

Okay, what is that?

Arctus Dominus.

Good job.

What is that?

Toro.

It's a minor.

What is this?

Obliques.

The obliques are...

I feel like the Arctus muscle too.

To get and to show.

Yeah.

I'm so jealous.

I think...

Do you have any ideas?

I feel like we should
make it all this newer.

That would be fun.

Get like a hotel

and then a square.

You really want to go to the square, huh?

I just think it's pretty central.

I don't know.

I'll have to start an Amazon wish list.

Amazon wishlist? Yeah.
What's gonna be on that wishlist?

I feel like that's where I would like find
all the stuff that I would wear on vacation.

I don't know, I'm living in Mexico. I
don't feel like I have anything to wear.

You've got bikinis and
then cover-ups. That's like it.

I don't want any cover-ups. I need
to own some. I need to get some.

Well if you pass your test, then I will
take you to Mexico. How about that?

I think that's a great sounding plan.
Yes. Just gives me more reason.

It makes me more excited. Yeah?

To pass it? To know
that you're going to pass it.

Yeah.

Too bad I have to wait
like a whole week after

I take it to finally
get my grades there.

That sucks. I wish it was Insta.

So Mexico, is it fun?
Yes. What do you think?

I want to send it to him. He
wants to know what's happening.

You know that hat? The horrible hat? No.

Sombrero. Yeah, no
hat. No, we're not doing it.

That's so silly. Yeah.

You've got to get a good tan
though. We're going to go there.

I know. I'm so hasty.
I'm scared of the sun.

I've always wanted to do
spray tan too, so I might do that.

You've never done spray tan?
That's right. Oh my goodness.

I've been there before. Golden Brown?

Golden Brown before I
go there. You know, I'm

basically the only person
there that's glowing.

I do have a pretty good tan, though.
I do have a pretty good tan, I know.

Yeah, you do. I'm laying out in the sun.

It's the best type. It's always
even. Naked in the sun.

I like have the bikini on. I found
a place that I can lay out topless.

That's always nice. Yeah, it's amazing.
So, where else do you want to go, babe?

I don't know. It could be
like a road trip, maybe.

And then we could like hit all
of like the major cities down.

And that would be fun. Like see
some of their landmarks. I don't know.

What would it be like?
Maybe like the Grand Canyon?

The Grand Canyon. Isn't that
like on the way there? It might not.

It might be completely out of the
way. I think the geography is pretty bad.

I think it's pretty bad too, yeah.
Because you go down over,

and then you can drop down out of Arizona.

Or you can go straight
through the bottom of California.

Or you can go down through Texas.
But if you go down through Texas,

there's a big beach over
there. Oh, you know this. Yeah.

Okay. So that would be cool. I
think that would be the best one

because then you'd get all the
fun trips all the way over through.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Do you like going in planes? I forget.

No. I hate planes. I think the
ear popping always gets me.

It always gives me a headache.
And then if there's babies on the plane

and your ears are
popping, there's don't cry.

Remember the story that I told
you about that? Yeah. It's not fun. No.

No. Ugh. I literally like
have to yell at somebody.

Oh my God.

Well, let's talk about how
you're going to ace this test,

and then we're going to do an amazing job.

You're going to meet amazing person.

It's funny. It's funny?

I know I'm going to at least get a
B, but I'm really hoping to get an A.

A plus. A plus? A plus only.

A plus. You're going to
definitely get an A plus.

You're the smartest in the class.

It's a bold hope. I guess we'll find out.

I think the maneuvers
are going to be fun, though.

The what? The maneuvers.
The part of the test.

So what was the guy's name that
you wanted to take you to prom with?

His name's Logan. The one
that you have to yell at me?

Yeah. I know. I got you the last one.

J names always get me.

Did you get the two? The J names.

So I finally changed my game.
We're going to go for Logan.

L should be safe for
bet, right? Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, that should be good for you.

But wait, so not Logan,
but who's that one guy?

I feel like you dated too
many guys. Too many? Sorry.

You're going to ace this test, honey.

I know you are. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

I'm not home. You're not home.

I can't. I can't.

Oh! Dave's here!

Dave!

Oh god!

Oh hey! Good to see you man!

What?