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[jake] answer the phone.

[rose] you are about as much
Fun as bingo night at a
Retirement home, almost.

I have fun.
I have lots of fun.

[jake] will the two of you
Shut up?

[mal and rose] mind
Your own business.

[jake] answer the phone!

[rose] just admit you are
Scared. This is how behave
When you are scared.

[mal] scared of what? Travelling
To mexico? I have work to do!

[rose] what are you talking
About? It's a vacation!

[rose] it's okay to have fun
Once in a while!

[mal] you're just like
Your mother.

[jake] hoh-hoh, you're on your
Own now, skipper.

[rose] what is it you are
Getting at, malachy doyle?

[mal] if you don't want to
Get married, that's fine.

Just out with it.
It's making me crazy.

[rose] not get married?
What are you talking about,
Not getting married?

[mal] you tell me.
[jake] you two, stay here!

[rose] I am trying to plan a
Vacation and suddenly I don't
Want to get married?

[mal] yes or no. Do ya or not?
[rose] honestly?

[mal] jake?

[rose] is he in there?

*oh, yeah*
*oh, yeah*

*oh, yeah*
*oh, yeah*

*oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah*

*oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah*

*oh, yeah*

[mal] oh no, I'm absolutely game
For anything. Whatever you want,

I'm barely hungry,
So you choose.

[rose] how about blue on water?

[mal] oh! Sure.

[jake] you're a cheapskate.

[mal] the duke serves lunch too.

[jake] and a romantic...

[rose] honey, the duke is right
Below our office.

[mal] that's good...
Take less time.

[rose] right.

[jake] oh nice, this is fun,
I have to be honest with ya.

[rose] I am not in the mood
For fish and chips...

And fricken chicken wings again.

[mal] what's wrong with
Chicken wings?

[rose] nothing, forget it.
I'll um, I'll call you later.

[mal] hello? Rose?

[mal] what?

[jake] man, you gotta take a
Course or something on how to
Tend to your woman.

[mal] you teach and I'll pass.

I'm trying to have this marriage
Last the rest of my life...

Not 4 hours.
Mind your own business.

Next driveway on the left.

[jake] ah, this is quite
The spread. What do you think
A wedding like this costs?

100 - 150 grand?

[mal] anything less,
What would the neighbours think?

Thank god rose and I are past
All of this foolishness.

[joyce] one lantern for each
Table, think romance, dear.

[mal] joyce clowe? Malachy
Doyle... Spoke on the phone.

[jake] hi, I'm jake.

[joyce] thank god you're here.

Sweethearts, over here. The last
Few days have been a nightmare.

The original venue was
Cancelled. Someone fired
The caterer

And tricia's vera wang
Was shipped to bermuda.

[jake] her vera wang?

So you think someone was doing
All of this on purpose?

[joyce] he's trying
To stop the wedding and
I won't stand for it.

Chad king, patricia's ex-fiance.

[mal] ex-fiance?

[jake] she's been engaged
Before?

[joyce] this is my daughter
Tricia and her husband-to-be...

Matthew.
[matthew] hi.

[mal] hi.
[tricia] hi.

[joyce] patricia broke off
The engagement 6 months ago.

[tricia] it was a terrible
Thing to have to do.

[joyce] it's not your fault.
It took until 3 days before
The wedding to figure that out.

[jake] whoa, you dumped this
Guy 3 days before you were
Suppose to marry him?

[mal] you can see how he might
Be holding a grudge.

[tricia] really,
I did not mean to hurt him.

[matthew] hey,
His loss, my gain.

Can you believe
This one said yes?

Look at her. I'm the
Luckiest guy in the world.

[tricia] stop it.

[jake] what makes you think
That uh...

[joyce] chad.

[jake] chad is behind
All of this?

[joyce] he sent me a letter
Every day after we broke it off.

[matthew] yeah, begging to get
Back with her. No go, though,

Luckily.

[tricia] he was awfully upset.

[joyce] I understand dear,
We all feel for him but

This wedding is going ahead,
Come hell or high water.

[mal] uh, certainly got
A beautiful spot for it.

Nice house.

[joyce] thank you. I'd invite
You in, but we're getting
The carpets cleaned.

[carlie] joyce, tricia, they're
Taking away the chairs, now.

Just thought you should know.

[joyce] ah, m-m-matthew.

[matthew] I told those guys.

[joyce] excuse me. The chairs
Off the truck please.

[carlie] I've been a
Bridesmaid 8 times, you are
The most high maintenance.

[tricia] no. Carlie is the best
Bridesmaid in the world.

[jake] hey, how ya doin'?

[tricia] she's really
Toughing it out.

But you will find your man,
I know it.

Well, I really... Thank you...
Hope you can help me,

Because this is supposed to be
The happiest day of my life.

[jake] yeah, sure.
We're on it, no worries.

[tricia] thank you.

Come.

[mal] hey, that girl is getting
Married in the morning.

Keep your mojo in check.

[jake] what?
I didn't do anything.

[mal] yet.

[jake] okay, so tricia was
Engaged to chad, here.

And she dumped him for matthew.

Now, someone is trying to
Sabotage the wedding.

[rose] look what chad wrote
To her: "Tricia I love you more

Than life itself, I can't live
Without you."

[mal] "I have to see ya or I'll
Stab myself in the heart and

Jump in the sea." eeh...

[rose] so romantic.

[mal] yeah, in a pathetic,
Crazed kinda way.

[rose] hun, he may be crazy but
He's showing he cares about her

At least.

[des] people are attracted to
Crazy... And geeks too, lots of

Girls and you wouldn't think
They'd go for a geek but they

Do. Geeks are the new trend.

Not-not-not crazy geeks, geek...

Geek.

[jake] yeah, you keep
Telling yourself that. And

There's carlie... Bridesmaid.

Now, is it just me or does she
Seem a tad bit resentful to you?

[rose] bridesmaid's dresses are
Usually pretty butt-ugly. 2 in

One year? I wouldn't blame her
For taking revenge.

[mal] a bit extreme wouldn't you
Say?

[jake] yeah, it's not exactly a
Motivation to ruin an entire

Wedding. But there was, you're
Right, definitely something up

With her.

[rose] fine, whatever.

[des] uh.

[jake and des] I have to
Take this.

[mal] you okay?

[rose] yeah.

[mal] you sure you're okay?

[rose] mmm-hmmm.

[mal] you seem a little off.

[rose] nope. I'm fine.
But if you keep asking me
And I won't be.

[mal] huh?

[jake] no, no. Just, uh, working
A case. Where are you at?

[allison] I haven't seen ya
In a couple of days and

I have a court date that just
Got cancelled. How about a bite?

[jake] depends though, what
Kinda bite you're talking about.

[des] oh, that's so strange, I
Was just thinking about you. Uh,

Nothing dirty. I was
Just... Thinking.

[tinny] shut up,
I need your help.

[des] good, yeah, I can help
In any way. People often say
How helpful I can be.

[tinny] meet me at chantel's,
And bring the van. I need to
Move the product.

[des] no, no, no, no, no, no,
No. No, mal will never, and

I'm not really comfortable with
Grand theft drug moving.

Oh, my god, should I have
Said that on the phone?

[tinny] just do it, des.

[des] hello? Tinny. Tinny.

Tinny!

[jake] mmm-hmm. Well, yeah,
I look forward to that

And thank you for calling me.

[mal] I hate this crap.
So decadent.

[rose] that's a bit extreme
Don't ya think?

[mal] I just don't see
The point!

[rose] the point is you get on
A plane and you fly away

And the world doesn't end
While you are gone.

[mal] we're in
The middle of a case.

[rose] you're just scared
No one will miss you.

[mal] knock it off,
I'm not scared.

[rose] malachy I'm joking, okay?

You could stand to relax once
In a while.

[jake] uh, you two, uh, you're
All right there?

[mal] yeah, we're fine.

[jake] right,
Des why don't you come with me?

All right. Anyone know
Where we could find chad?

[rose] he runs a boat tour
In the harbour.
[des] uh...

I actually have a thing.

[rose] o'brien's cruises.

[jake] okay, good. Dad she's
Right, learn the chill.

Oh these are your keys, sorry.

[rose] thank you so much, jake.

[mal] you learn to chill.

[chad] tour the narrows!
Cheapest trip out of st. John's!

Cheapest trip out of the harbour
Folks, there ya are.

[jake] chaddy. Dude. How you
Doing man? Jake man, jake doyle.

I met you the last time I was in
Town. I was at your stag.

[chad] right, right. Yeah, yeah.

[jake] so, how's it going? How's
Married life? You were with

Trina, right?

[chad] yeah, tricia. Yeah, no
We're, uh...

[jake] perfect for each other?

That's what you kept saying that
Night, you know? Over and over

And over.

[chad] yeah, no. She's marrying
Someone else. You know, some

Nerd. Plays videos games for a
Living.

[jake] wow, video games. That
Sucks.

[chad] yeah, can you believe it?

First me, then she says yes to
Some crazy... Rich guy, and now,

Super geek.

[jake] tricia's been engaged
Twice since you've been with

Her?

[chad] yeah, she left me for
Some guy, edward mykos. Yeah,

Tricia's a flake. Commitment
Issues, you know. She'll get

Hers. Everyone does.

[jake] yeah, right. Edward
Mykos. I'll see ya around.

[chad] yeah, yeah. Tour the
Narrows. Most romantic trip out

Of out st. John's.

[des] excellent undercover work,
Man. Excellent. I was watching

You, right, and I completely,
Completely forgot that you

Didn't actually know the guy.

[jake] looks like tricia's been
Collecting fiances. And we gotta

Track down this guy, his name is
Edward mykos.

[des] hey isn't that uh, isn't
That the jealous bridesmaid,

Carlie?

[jake] yeah, it is.

[des] should we follow her
To see where she's going?

[jake] no, let's track
Down mykos, first. Uh,
We'll check on this, later.

[tinny] hey, how's it going?
Where are you?

[des] uh, I can't talk. No, vay,
Evendez.

[tinny] des, I need you to get
Here before dylan does.

You get here in 30 minutes or
Less and you'll be my hero

Forever.

[des] yeah, yeah!

[mal] I have a business to run,
Rose! I can't leave right now.

We're overloaded as it is.

[rose] a break. Seriously,
Running around with jake, all

This work, you need one. I'm
Just sayin' it wouldn't kill ya

To take a vacation once in a
While.

[mal] in a couple of months,
Drop it.

[rose] drop it? You need to slow
Down.

[mal] oh, so now it's about me?

I'm fine, thanks very much.

[rose] really? Okay, ha--
[allison] hi.

[jake] hey.

[mal] hello.

[allison] I, uh--
[jake] court.

[allison] I...

[allison and jake] have to go to
Court.

[allison] it was nice seeing
You. Thanks for lunch.

[jake] hey, my pleasure. Thank
You very much for coming by on

Such short notice and for...

[allison] bye!

[jake] I'll call ya.

[allison] okay.

Legal real estate positions.

[mal] is our office a university
Frat house?

[rose] you know what?
You are right, mal. Why
Would we leave all of this.

[jake] no, we were in a meeting,
It was, whatever. Why don't you,

You know? The case. What about
That guy I told you to find, uh,

Edward mykos. What do ya got on
Him?

[rose] yeah, edward mykos runs a
Software company in town. Top

Secret development.

[jake] it's a bit weird though,
Isn't it? Neither joyce nor

Patricia told us anything about
This guy?

[mal] clients eh? They want to
Pick and choose which skeletons

We pull out of their closets.

[jake] right on. You got an
Address for him?
[rose] right there.

[jake] I'll go find out what
Kind of secret enterprise
He's up to...

Like sabotaging
A wedding, maybe.

[mal] next time, hold your
Private meetings somewhere else.

[rose] or yeah, or put a coat
Hanger on the doorknob,
Frat boy.

[edward] from hong kong.
So, he's going to need
Some kind of gift.

Those people like you know,
Whatever. I don't know.

[jake] edward mykos.
How you doing?
I, uh, I'm your three thirty.

[edward] really?
My three thirty is a graphics
Designer from hong kong.

[jake] oh, okay. Well I'm your
Four o'clock, then.

[edward] get security. So, who
Are you, really? Corporate spy?

Reporter? Fashion insider?

[jake] no. Actually, I'm a
Private detective. I was hired

By joyce clowe. She's trying to
Find out who's trying to

Sabotage tricia's wedding.
Now, you two, you have
A bit of a past.

[edward] oh, it would be
Horrible for someone to ruin
Tricia's big day.

[jake] being ditched at the
Altar leaves quite a sting, wa?

Is it affecting your
Self-esteem? Because I'm tellin'

Ya, it's nothing a night at the
Sundance won't cure.

[edward] my self-esteem is just
Fine, thank you. More than I can

Say for tricia's newest fiance,
Matthew.

[jake] so you know matthew?

[edward] I fired him... Two
Months ago. They're a good pair,

Those two. Thick as thieves.

[jake] really? So what is it you
Do here, exactly?

[edward] we design and
Distribute the latest in
Online entertainment.

[jake] video games. Exciting.

[edward] look, I could care less
About tricia, her mother

Or the deadbeat matthew.
So, this is goodbye.

[jake] well, thank you
For your time. Bye.

[jake] just, you know, take
Her out for dinner or something.

You know,
Stop being so contrary.

It's a fight you can't win,
Trust me.

[mal] I love that all of
A sudden you're
Some marriage expert.

[jake] edward. That was edward.

I just saw him like,
Two minutes ago on water street.

What the hell's he doing
Here in such a hurry?

[joyce] I don't want to pay for
Caviar that's gone bad.

Excuse me.

[jake] you want to tell us
Why we just saw edward
Barrelling out of here?

[joyce] edward? Edward who?

[jake] edward who? You know your
Daughter's other fiance.

What does that make three
In the last six months.

[mal] is there a reason you
Didn't mention edward?

[joyce] I'm sorry. I should have
Mentioned him. It's just that

Edward mykos is
An embarrassing mistake that
We'd like to forget.

I don't think he's doing this.

[jake] and why is that?

[joyce] cancelled wedding cakes
And such, that's not his style.

He's much more ruthless
Than that.

[matthew] package arrived
For trish. Do you know
If she got it or?

[jake] uh,

[joyce] oh, my god!

[jake] you okay?
[tricia] yeah.

[joyce] you're sure you're okay?
[tricia] yes...

[jake] shouldn't we uh,
You know, go inside?

[tricia] no, I'm fine.
I'm okay. I'm--

[matthew] what were you even
Doing in there?

[tricia] I got the veil and
I just wanted to try it on and

The fire just came
Out of nowhere.

[mal] the fire department says
The blaze in the tent was
Caused by an accelerant.

[tricia] and edward mykos
Was here?

[joyce] now let's not get
Spooked by all of that. You just

Pull yourself together and focus
On tomorrow.

[jake] okay, call me old
Fashioned but a bride catching

On fire seems like a bit of a
Bad omen. No?

[joyce] we're not cancelling.

Not after all this hard work
And preparation.

[tricia] mom, no. I have no
Intention of backing down.

I was not raised that way.
I'm getting married
Tomorrow, as planned.

[joyce] then let's just
Find out who did it and
Stop this nonsense.

[jake] carlie. We need to ask
You a couple of questions.

[carlie] uh, sure.
[jake] you know,

Due to the recent events,
I think this one's kind
Of pertinent.

What's your relationship with
Chad? And why were you going
To see him at this work?

[carlie] I told him to back off.

He's a stalker. He's a freak.

Tricia doesn't need
That right now, you know.
The girls are here I gotta go.

[jake] looks like
The stagette is starting.
Maybe they need a stripper?

[mal] things are getting a
Little heated around here.

Someone should stick around and
Keep an eye on these girls.

[jake] yeah, I know a guy
Who likes to watch.

[des] tinny. Anybody?

[tinny] where have you been?

[des] aah! Tinny. Be careful,
One false move and I could have

Taken you out.

[tinny] shhh. Help me get these
Bags out before dylan finds out.

[des] hello.

[jake] des, why are you
Whispering?

[des] uh, uh... I have
Laryngitis, it runs in my

Family. Two of my uncles died of
It during the war.

[jake] well just, you know,
Gargle or whatever and get over

Here. I need you to babysit some
Bridesmaids.

[des] excellent, I'll be right
There. Oww what are you hitting

Me for?

[tinny] you said you'd help me!

[des] but I have work and I
Will, but just look at what

You're doing here tinny. This
Noseworthy guy is a creep... And

You're not a creep so just walk
Away from this and go.

[tinny] I owe him a thousand
Dollars.

[des] what?

[tinny] shhh!

[dylan] tinny?

[tinny] get the bags, go, go.

Get out. Go. Take them, get out.

Go. Pull me up. Ahh! Dylan let
Go. Des, pull!

[dylan] give me the bags!

[tinny] des.

[des] oh my god, I just hit a
Drug dealer.

[tinny] forget him. Let's go!

[edward] yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got all that. You don't have
To repeat yourself.

Yes, I've read the contracts.
What do you take me for?

I have to go,
I'll call you right back.

[jake] whattaya at, eddie?

You're a brave man leaving the
Top down. See, the gulls they're
The size of dogs in this town.

[edward] what do you want?

[jake] I saw you leaving
Tricia's, just before the tent
Caught on fire.

[edward] really? Couldn't have
Happened to a nicer couple.
Is the wedding off?

[jake] no, actually.

Disappointed?

[edward] someone's wasting
A lot of energy.

Tricia will just bail out before
The wedding. She always does.

[jake] well, maybe you're
Just making sure. For good
Measure, I mean.

[edward] I got better things to
Do with my time than ruin that's
Brat's new wedding plans.

[jake] well, uh.
You enjoy your drive, today.

[edward] it's me. I did what you
Suggested but it didn't work.

[recorded voice/edward] look,
The offer was throw right back
In my face.

[recorded voice/carlie]
Well, try again. Do you
Know what'll happen?

The day after the
Wedding, the onslaught begins.

[jake] that's the only
Interesting stuff. The rest is

Him ordering a squash court and
Butchering the words of some

Classic rock tune. What's that,
Dad? Why yes, it is interesting

That carlie, the bridesmaid, is
Calling edward mykos. Rose?

You're right, the onslaught
Begins? What the hell does that

Mean? It's a very odd turn of
Phrase. So this is what it's

Come to? Huh? Two of you giving
Each other the silent treatment.

That's very mature guys. So
Obviously, edward mykos wants

The wedding stopped. But it
Doesn't mean he's behind all of

This. And now we've got carlie,
The hot bridesmaid, calling all

The exes.

[mal] women like to stir up
Trouble.

[rose] oh, as if men are any
Different.

[jake] oh, okay.

[rose] chad has a restraining
Order against him from a

Previous relationship.

[jake] before tricia?

[mal] why are you looking at me
Like that?

[rose] like what?

[jake] ahh... Joyce is
Awfully eager to have
This wedding happen tomorrow.

So you know what? I'm going to
Go talk to her to find out why.

[mal] I'm coming.
[rose] I'm comin' too.

[jake] oh, this will be fun.

[joyce] sweetheart. Sweetheart.

Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
How am I supposed to think
Through all of this?

You, take that limo and
Get these girls out of here.

[des] oh no, no, no, no.
We're not here--

[tinny] yeah. Sure we'll
Drive them. That's great.

[joyce] girls, let's go.
Time to go.

[des] the weed? What are you
Doing? What are you doing? What,
You can't put that in there.

[tinny] what? We can't
Drive around in dylan's car.
He'll be looking for me.

[des] it's a stretch limo full
Of drunken bridesmaids.

Hot... Yes. Low profile... No.

[tinny] well, would you look at
It and think it's full of 20
Grand worth of pot?

[tinny] come on, rubber boots,
It's a tradition.

[joyce] can you get them
Out of here, please?

[des] we're still kinda
Talking this through, here.

[mal] that is not what I say.
[tinny] des.

[mal] no it's not.
[rose] you're taking
It back now?

[des] everyone in the limo.
Everyone in the limo!
Everyone in the limo.

In the limo, in the limo.
Doors and windows closed.
In the limo,

In the limo, in the limo.

[carlie] I'm not feeling
So good. It's not a good time
To move. I'll catch up later.

[jake] guys, please!

[rose] well, you tell me!

[jake] was that just my
Assistant, des, driving that?

[joyce] well, I had to get that
Stagette out of here. Luckily,

The limo showed up. I think one
Of the girls organized it.

No driver, keys in the ignition.

It's one good thing
To have happened.

Sit down back there.
Now, I'm serious. No moving
While the limo is in motion.

[tinny] des.

[des] what? It's jake.

[des] it's jake!

[tinny] gun it, courtney.

[jake] answer the phone!

[rose] you are about as
Much fun as bingo night
At a retirement home, almost!

[jake] answer the phone!

[rose] so full of pride.
That's what it is.
You're full of pride!

Honest to god, you drive me
Nuts! Just admit you're scared.

This is how you behave
When you are scared!

[mal] scared of what? Travelling
To mexico? I have work to do!!

[des] he says I should pull
Over. I should pull over.
[tinny] are you nuts?

[rose] it's a vacation,
People have them! It's okay
To have fun once in a while.

[mal] you're just
Like your mother!

[jake] hoh-hoh... You're on your
Own now, skipper.

[mal] if you don't want to get
Married, that's fine. Just out
With it. It's making me crazy!

[rose] not get married?
What are you talking about,
Not getting married?

[mal] you tell me.

[jake] you two stay here!

[rose] I am trying to plan
A vacation and suddenly
I don't want to get married?

[tricia] what are you
Doing here?

[des] please don't hurt me.
Please don't kill me.

[tricia] you are so--

[jake] there's a bomb in the
Car! Go, go, get everyone out!

Tinny!

[tinny] hi.

[jake] what the hell? Come on!

[mal] yes or no! Do ya or not?

[rose] honestly?

[jake] come on!

[mal] jake?

[rose] is he in there?

[rose] is everybody okay?
[mal] what is going on here?

[jake] looks like someone is
Trying to kill the bride.

[tricia] oh my god.
How did this happen?

[jake] do you think edward or
Chad would be extreme enough to,

You know, plant a bomb
In your car?

[tricia] I have no idea.
I just, I can't deal
With this right now.

[mal] you'll be fine.
We'll keep you safe and
Find out who's behind this.

[jake] let's get you
A cup of tea.

The cops are doing
An analysis on the bomb.

We should know more tonight.
Is joyce on her way?

[mal] I told her to sit tight.

We should get the girl back
Home, keep an eye on her.
She said carlie would take her.

[jake] and where is carlie,
Anyway? She wasn't in the limo.

Is that customary that the maid
Of honour, you know, accompany

The bride to the stagette party?

[mal] some best friend, huh?

[jake] yeah, just uh, give me a
Sec.

[rose] mal, hey. Nothing like
Firebombs killin' your whole

Family to put things in
Perspective, huh?

[mal] yeah. I'm sorry. I was a
Jerk.

[rose] no, no-- yeah, you were,
Actually.

[mal] so, you sure you
Wanna... You know, do the deed?

Marry me and that.

[rose] yes, of course, malachy.

I never doubted that for a
Second. Have you?

[mal] no. I'd do it right
Now, but the client might
Be a little ticked.

[rose] I think that all of this
Juvenile anticipation on my
Part has made me a bit nuts.

I mean, I've been looking at
Wedding magazines
Like a 20 year old bride.

[mal] let's do it simple. Cheap.

For just you and me. Look
Honey, I want nothing more than
For you to marry me forever.

That's all that counts, right?

[rose] yeah, sounds about right.

Cheap, really?

[mal] yeah.

[jake] how ya doin'?

[tinny] good. That's the
Last time I go on a
Joyride with des, though.

[jake] knock it off. Come clean
With me. What are you into here?

All right tinny,
I can't help you
If you're going to be stupid.

So why don't you think
About how you're explain to me

The huge smell of marijuana that
Came from the burning limo that

You just happened to be in. You
Know what, don't say anything.

Just think about how you're
Going to explain it to me.

And think about
How I'm going to keep you out of
Jail with all this.

Honestly, tinny,
I expected better from you.

[des] tinny, we need-- we need
To make it right with dylan. Ok.

We don't want him any madder.
We did... Hit him in the head
With a bat,

Steal 20 thousand in
Drugs and rip off his car.

[tinny] we can't make it right
Des. I owe him a grand

And my nest egg just burned.
I'm screwed.

[jake] hello, matthew.

[mal] bride almost blows up with
Her full wedding party...

You'd think the groom would pop
By for a "How you doin'"? Far
Cry from what trish is used to.

[jake] oh, it's a dandy little
Apartment.

[mal] maybe you should move in
Here.

[jake] what the hell is all of
This?

Hello.

[allison] did you solve your
Case, yet?

[jake] uh, yeah, well I'm
Working on it. How you doin'?

[allison] take another stab at
That lunch meeting? Are you

Around later?

[jake] yeah, we're going to be
Working late. But, um...

[allison] uh, don't worry.
I'm a night owl, too.

Do you have a strange feeling
Are clicking into place, here?

Or is that just me?

[jake] no, I mean no,
I mean yes, I mean no,
I mean it's not just yes...

I... What I'm trying
To say is, um... Yeah.

Wait up for me,
I want to-- I want to see you.

[allison] good.

[mal] what do you got?
[jake] I've got a feeling

Our groom is not as squeaky
Clean as he's lettin' on.

[mal] hey, there he is.

[christian] dad.

[christian] I gotta do
Something. Dad set it up. Plus,

You know, booze was never my
Problem.

[jake] cops aren't chasing ya
And you're off the crack

So... You gotta do something I
Suppose, right.

[christian] don't worry, I got
Plans.

[jake] plans?

[christian] let me get
A few things together

And then trust me, I'll be
Coming to you, first.

[jake] terrific.
I look forward to it.

[christian] hey jake, listen,
Uh. Thank you. You know,

For being my brother... And for
Being there when I needed it.

[jake] whatever.

[rose] all right, this file you
Nabbed from matthew's apartment
Contains the early work

For a video game.
It's kinda like a blueprint
For a game engine

Which is what makes a videogame
Work on the inside.

[jake] so, how much is all this
Stuff worth?

[rose] are you ready for it?

40 million dollars.

[mal] what? For little men
Playing jump and run?

[rose] yeah.
[jake] so,

It turns out matthew
Is a video game designer... Not
A player like he was letting on.

[rose] and check this out. The
Back of this design there's like
A handwritten contract.

[jake] why don't you
Have walter look into that.
[rose] yeah.

[mal] what does a videogame
Engine have to do with
Cancelling a wedding?

[rose] I don't know.

[jake] what is going on
With my niece? Why was
She in that limo with you?

And why did the whole place
Smell like pot after it blew up?

Tell me everything des,
Or I swear to god

I will hang you upside down from
Junction's deck until you cry.

[des] on man, tinny's gonna kill
Me. But you would kill me much

More painfully. Hey, can I uh,
Get an advance on my salary?

[jake] are you out of your mind?

[des] a tiny thousand. You can
Give it to me in coins, I'll

Roll it myself.

[jake] why does tinny need a
Thousand bucks?

[des] hockey memorabilia?

[jake] practice full confession
Des, because I'm going to get

This information out of you even
If I have to water board you

Myself. Do you understand?

Rose-- uh-huh, yeah. He's
Actually right here. It's

Tricia.

[jake] yeah.

[tricia] I just got another
Letter from chad. It's him. He's

Sabotaging the wedding.

[jake] a letter from chad? What
Did it say?

[tricia] it says he's going to
Kill himself at our "Usual

Spot". He's pathetic, okay, so
He'd totally do it. I can't live

With that.

[jake] okay, tricia. Do not go
See him. All right, he--

See if you can find out where
Chad and her usual spot is. Dad

We gotta go.

[rose] okay.

[jake] hey des,
I'll see ya later.

[jake] this looks
Like tricia's car.

[mal] tricia!

[jake] tricia! Her purse,
Her id.

[mal] it's from chad.
Looks like she's been kidnapped.

[leslie] we're going to hold
Onto the letter. See what
Forensics makes of it.

[jake] okay great. I took a few
Snaps of it with my phone,

I hope that's all right.

[leslie] look,
Whatever helps find her. And
We've got an a.P.B. Out on chad.

[jake] whatever you find,
If you could let me know
I'd really appreciate it.

[leslie] you're worried about
This one.

[jake] chad might have a bit of
A violent past and tricia is

Terrible when it comes to
Choosing her men, so...

[leslie] and the wedding is
Tomorrow? Poor thing.

[jake] yeah.

[leslie] by the way, limo bomb,
It's a simple incendiary device.

Two small pressurized gas
Canisters strapped to
The exhaust.

Forensics said it should have
Been more bang than bomb.

Wouldn't have done much
More than take the tailpipe off

If the limo hadn't busted a gas
Line going 150 on those roads.

[jake] really? What?
Can't I keep them?

[leslie] just one.

[mal] what did ya find?

[jake] well, you know those
Lanterns that joyce had?

[mal] the gas canisters?

[jake] yeah, that's what blew up
The limo.

[mal] say hello to her for me.

[jake] I will. Hello.

[rose] guess who showed up
Looking for us?

[chad] still loves me. I knows
It. I knows it.

[rose] drink this. Please.

[chad] ugh...

[chad] I'm sorry.

[jake] okay well, you keep him
There. We'll be right over.

[jake] read it.

[chad] my throat's dry.

Dearest tricia, you're still
Gettin' married tomorrow.
I've tried to stop the wedding,

But now I'm gonna kill myself
At our usual spot.
I didn't write that.

[jake] then who did?
[chad] look, I don't know.

I admit that I had a hard time
Gettin' over her, but that
Penmanship is terrible.

[jake] all right, next question.

Carlie, why did she go visit you
At the harbour, today?

[chad] you weren't at my stag
Were ya?

[jake] no, I wasn't. Have some
Coffee. Think.

[chad] carlie, carlie, carlie
Was trying to convince me
To talk to tricia

Before it was too late.
I told her to piss off...
She told me to piss off.

Really, I'm done with women,
Period. You don't have a beer,
Do ya?

[jake] maybe I'll call the cops
And have you arrested.
That'll sober ya up.

[des] weird,
I didn't hear ya knock.

[dylan] you almost took
My head off with that bat.
I want my product back.

[des] your product?
Well, uh, I believe the ladies
Feel it's their product.

[dylan] where's tinny? Let's ask
Her about our little deal.

[des] tinny's no longer
Involved. You deal with me, now.

[dylan] seriously? Hmm, well I
Want my car back and I want that
Stash. This is really boring me.

[des] well,
Finally we agree on something.
Let the negotiations begin.

[dylan] is there something wrong
With you?

[des] you know, your car... It's
Got lots of character. A
Right-hand drive, very unusual.

It's got a nice grip. You can
Really feel the power at your

Fingertips. If you want to see
The rest of your car again, in

One piece, it's gonna cost you.

[dylan] it's gonna cost me?

What, are you kidding me?

[des] let's say... A thousand
Dollars. Uh, a finder's fee. Or,

I can keep sending it to you one
Part at a time.

[dylan] grand theft auto.
I could just call the cops on
You, man.

[des] it's true, ya, ya, you
Could. But considering you have

No insurance and
The car's not registered.

Also, the cops might be
Wonderin' how you got it.

Nothing illegal, I hope.

[dylan] I don't have a thousand
Dollars.

[des] then we venture to the
Barter system. The car and my

Silence for tinny's debt.

[dylan] fine. I was done with
Her, anyway.

[des] and... You never bother
Us again.

[dylan] whatever, dude.

[des] it's on the corner
Of bond and victoria;
Keys are under the mat.

Oh, and you'll be needing
These too. Uh, sorry,

I wasn't sure how far this would
Go. They'll snap right back on.

[jake] hey matthew.
[matthew] yeah?

What are you doing here?

[mal] that's what
I'd like to know.

[jake] whatcha doin', buddy?

[matthew] me? Nothing, you know,
Just workin' out.

[mal] to sopranos sax music?

[matthew] yeah, it pumps me up.

[jake] really?
[matthew] yeah.

[jake] your bride, patricia,
She disappeared.

[matthew] tricia's disappeared?
[jake] yeah, that's right.

You wouldn't happen to know
Anything about that would ya?

[matthew] you're yelling.

[jake] I wasn't talkin' to you.

[mal] hi.

[carlie] hi.

[jake] hey, where's the bride?

Where's tricia?

[jake] so, it's an affair?
[matthew] no, no.

This never happened before.
I don't even know how
It happened now.

[carlie] it's just sex.
It's no big deal.

[jake] really,
How do you think your best
Friend would feel about that?

Tricia's supposed to
Marry this guy in a few hours.

[mal] I have to say, you don't
Seem to worried about her.

[matthew] hey, where did you
Get that? That's intellectual
Property. It's my video game.

[rose] yeah. Walter says this is
A crude contract between

Edward mykos' company and the
Designer, matthew, here.

[matthew] mykos totally
Ripped me off.

[rose] okay, matthew signed
Over his rights to edward

For the game engine for
10 percent of the profits.

[jake] so, would that contract
Hold up in court?

[matthew] no, he just wrote it
Up at my place when I first
Showed him the engine.

The guy's a crook. He's a liar!

[rose] you'd have to have
A small fortune to fight him
On this.

But matthew would win the
Rights back in the end.

[jake] and the 40
Million dollars.

But you don't got the cash to
Fight mykos in court, do ya?

[mal] but joyce and tricia do.

[matthew] look,
It was joyce's idea.

[jake] joyce's?
[matthew] yeah,

I showed her the contract
At tricia and edward's
Engagement party.

[mal] bye bye edward...
Hello matthew.

[rose] well, no wonder edward's
Trying to stop the wedding.

Joyce can fight the legal
Battles and her and tricia
Will get half

Because of tricia's
Marriage to matthew.

[mal] but they're loaded
All ready.

Do you really think tricia would
Marry for a few measly million?

[matthew] woah-woah. If you
Think tricia's playing me for
The money, you're wrong.

She's really into me. What? You
Think she's just after the cash?

[jake] I don't know carlie,
What do you think?

[carlie] how should I know?

[jake] you're her best friend,
Aren't ya?

Rose, could you do me a
Favour? Can you look into uh,
Joyce's mansion

And see who's name
It's really under?

[carlie] get out of my purse!

[jake] oh don't worry,
I'm not looking for lipstick.

I just needs to
Borrow your phone.

Sorry. Shh. Hi, ya, uh, sorry.

It's not carlie, I know.

Actually, it's jake doyle. Just
Wanted to let you know that

The wedding is still on.
Would you mind meeting me there?
Thanks.

[jake] I invited mykos.
He should be here any minute.

[mal] why?

[jake] I don't know. Could be
Fun to have the whole gang here,
Wouldn't it?

[joyce] stop, stop.

Have you found her?

[jake] you haven't heard
From her, huh?

[joyce] the police called to say
That chad was in custody.

[jake] right. Hey, buddy!

[joyce] what the hell is he
Doing here?

[jake] oh, mykos? I invited him.

[edward] not so much invited as
Threatened. You have no proof
I sabotaged this wedding.

[joyce] oh, so it's you is it?

Well, you just try and stop it,
And if you've come here to make

Another offer, the answer is no.

You will have your day in court.

[jake] and you'll have your
Money, right joyce?

How long have you been living
On appearances?

[joyce] what are you
Talking about?

[mal] you promised matthew here
You'd fund his legal battle.

[jake] but...
You were hoping edward would
Keep upping his offer.

Truth is, you're flat broke.

[joyce] what? You're insane.

[jake] I looked into your little
Pile of bricks. It's a rental.

And why is it you never want to
Invite us in? Even when I had
To go to the bathroom?

'cause the carpets are getting
Cleaned, right?

[joyce] what are you doing?
Come back here.

Do I have to call the police?
You are now officially fired!

[jake] it's okay, I never
Thought you were going to be
Able to pay me anyways.

Wow...

Now, I am no interior designer,
But I have a feeling that
When you have a house

You're supposed to have a few
Sticks of furniture in it, huh?

[matthew] you said you were
Rich. You said you were having
The house painted.

[edward] ha-ha-ha, priceless!

Fantastic!

[joyce] I did it for tricia.
She needs to live the way
She was brought up.

[edward] you're a gold digger,
Joyce, plain and simple.

You auctioned off your daughter
To the highest bidder.

[joyce] where is tricia?
I will never forgive myself
If any harm comes to her.

The person who sabotaged the
Wedding must have taken her.

[jake] that is kinda true. And
Uh, well, they're here. Hello.

[tricia] I'm so sorry mom.
It's just... I couldn't go
Through with it.

[jake] sorry for the phone call
There, tricia. I figured you'd,

You know, only answer it
If it was your best friend
Who was calling.

[mal] you didn't mean to
Set yourself on fire, or
Really blow up the limo, did ya?

[tricia] no. I guess I'm not
That good at sabotage.

[jake] but hey, it's the thought
That counts.

[tricia] I just couldn't let you
Down. I... I just thought you'd

Call it off, or maybe matthew
Would.

[joyce] tricia.

[tricia] I just need to live my
Own life and I'm really sorry I

Couldn't tell you that.

[jake] carlie you're some
Friend, huh? First you try to

Get chad to sabotage the wedding
And then you get eddie here to

Up his offer. You even went so
Far as to sleep with matthew.

[carlie] I'm a good maid of
Honour, what can I say? Plus,

Matthew's pretty cute.

[matthew] well, you are
Super hot. She is...
Pretty attractive.

[mal] hmmm...

Uh, hello. Hi, uh listen,
I'm really am sorry. How
About we do breakfast? Yeah?

[mal] jake, come home soon,
Will ya?

[jake] what?

[mal] please. It's important.

[jake] okay, I'll meet you in a
Second. All right well, goodbye.

[jake] hey. Listen,
I appreciate you meeting me and

I'm sorry last night kinda
Turned into today
So, thank you for meeting me.

[allison] you're here now.

[jake] um... I'm really sorry
I, I, uh. How'd you like to
Go see my dad at his house?

[allison] sure, whatever. What
Is this a trick for me to meet
Your parents with my clothes on?

[jake] no, he's just-- I dunno.

He's acting really weird
And he won't stop calling
And texting me.

So, I'd really appreciate it.
We can go on from there.

[allison] yeah, no problem.
The adventure continues, right?

[jake] hello. Dad.
What's the big--

[christian] brother.
Good to see ya.

[allison] hi.

[jake] what is this? Some kind
Of classy intervention?

[mal] show time, son.

[rose] and you brought a date.

I'm rose, nice to almost meet ya
In the office the other day.

[allison] yeah, I-- we-- I'm
Allison.

[rose] hi.

[mal] attention everyone. Rose
And I would like to announce

That our engagement is over.

[jake] really?

[rose] that's right...
Because we're going to get
Married right now.

[mal] exactly.

[jake] um, this is my family.

[rose] let's do this.

[mal] jake, christian, the best
Man stands over here.

[christian] she's hot.
Nice work.

[jake] you just...
Watch yourself.

[rose] so, wanna get hitched?

[mal] yeah.

[rose] cool. Great. All right.
Here we go, cheers.

[everyone] cheers.