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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:57,996 www.titlovi.com 2 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:01,998 I'm Kev. 3 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,167 Flora. 4 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,585 I'm gonna be riding you later. 5 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,128 No, you won't. 6 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:24,103 - Hi, how are you? - Flora. How are ya? 7 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,897 I'm good. 8 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,393 Good girl, Flora. 9 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,062 - Mornin'. - Oh, fuck. 10 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,817 Told ya. Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah? 11 00:03:11,443 --> 00:03:14,777 Yeah, all me life. Great club. 12 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:19,158 Listen, uh, will I whip us up something for breakfast? 13 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,036 A little fry maybe, you know? Where's the fridge? 14 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:25,039 Uh, there's nothing in it. Me son eats it all. 15 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:27,459 There's a son? 16 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,252 Yeah. 17 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,004 - Where is he? - Don't know. 18 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,674 Supposed to be in school. Could be anywhere. 19 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:39,469 I told you all about this last night, in the taxi? 20 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:40,930 You said you were cool with that? 21 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,849 Shut the door on the way out. 22 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,480 Have you committed any antisocial behavior 23 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:53,400 - in the last few months of your life? - No way, Guard. 24 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,110 Have you received any stolen goods to the best of your knowledge? 25 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,822 Absolutely not, Guard. 26 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,784 Have you stolen any goods? 27 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:04,079 Not that I got caught with. 28 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:07,789 - Ow! Fuck. - Answer him properly, you fucking idiot. 29 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,876 - How did you get the black eye? - Fighting. 30 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:13,376 Did you never think of joining the boxing club, Max? 31 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:17,300 No. They only wanted me to clean up, mop spit off the floor. 32 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,720 - I'm not doing that. - That's how Rocky started. 33 00:04:21,555 --> 00:04:23,807 They have a new cycling group in Mount Vernon. 34 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,723 Don't have a bike. 35 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:28,812 He sold it for a secondhand laptop so he could play video games. 36 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:31,521 - That's not all I do on it. - Oh? 37 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,274 Watch pornography on it too. 38 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,528 The Juvenile Liaison program is designed to keep young people 39 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,990 out of the court system, and so out of prison. 40 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,327 And we all know what they do to pretty young lads like you in prison. 41 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,540 They anally rape them, Max. 42 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,334 We'll leave it there, son. 43 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,836 But I'm warning you now, you're headed in that direction 44 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:57,130 with a string of offenses the length of me arm. 45 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,216 One more offense and you'll be behind bars. 46 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:01,593 Flora, find him something to do. 47 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:04,014 Something to keep those light fingers occupied, yeah? 48 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:17,108 Ooh. Yikes. Look at you, you big chocolate head. 49 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,028 Oh, yeah, sorry. She found some in the kitchen. 50 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,362 No worries. 51 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,949 - How was your workout? - Ugh, amazing. How am I doing? 52 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:27,286 - You look amazing. - Yay. 53 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,954 Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks. 54 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,456 Right. Here's your baby. 55 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,377 - Thanks so much, Aishling. - Oh. Oh. 56 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,170 See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday. 57 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,427 - Bye now! - Thanks again! 58 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,221 No, no, thanking you! 59 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:06,951 Come here. 60 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,413 - Yeah, all right. - You ready? 61 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,473 How much to fix this guitar up? 62 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,605 Let me see, uh... 63 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:42,069 Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings, two new machine heads. 64 00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:44,446 - Sixty euro? - Fuck off. 65 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,531 Eighteen euro. 66 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,867 Do it. 67 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:04,009 Hiya. 68 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,261 What's that? 69 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,430 It's a piano. 70 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,098 Whose is it? 71 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:14,184 Wait, now, how many kids do I have? 72 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:16,521 Well, let's see. One? 73 00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:18,480 It's yours. 74 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,565 Where'd you get it? 75 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,067 Who cares where it came from? It's a guitar. It makes music. 76 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,862 You used to be dead into music. 77 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,071 Happy birthday. 78 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,283 You fucking robbed it from one of the houses, didn't you? 79 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,617 No, I didn't rob it. Play it. 80 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:32,452 - Don't want to play. - Why not? 81 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:34,913 - Since when am I a guitarist? - Since now! 82 00:07:34,915 --> 00:07:37,709 - Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me. - How do you know? Maybe I did. 83 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,043 Well, did ya? 84 00:07:39,043 --> 00:07:41,045 No. But why does that matter? 85 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,465 Me whole life, you never get me anything. 86 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,925 Then you come home with this dusty piece of shit 87 00:07:45,925 --> 00:07:47,009 the day after me birthday, 88 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,302 and expect me to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran? 89 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,889 - It's a gift. Who cares? - I don't want it. 90 00:07:50,889 --> 00:07:53,848 - It's a crock of fucking shit. - You ungrateful prick. 91 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:56,269 And you're a daft slag who never gave anyone anything. 92 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,899 Don't talk to me like that, you little prick. 93 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,815 Cunt. 94 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:05,610 You came out of my cunt, you ungrateful little animal. 95 00:08:05,612 --> 00:08:08,488 One day I'm gonna surprise you and smash into your fucking face! 96 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:09,865 You'll be behind bars before that! 97 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,449 - Good. Away from you! - Go on! 98 00:08:11,451 --> 00:08:12,994 Go back to your da! 99 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:25,464 You forgot your fucking present. 100 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,961 Hey, Da. 101 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,212 Come here, little man. 102 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:09,551 I'm in the Lamborghini. 103 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,639 - Flora. - Ian. 104 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,018 Heard about the guitar episode. 105 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:21,145 So you had a little Harry Styles on your hands, was it? 106 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:24,606 Who knows what he could be? I mean, look at the genes. 107 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,860 It's not about the genes. It's about dreams. 108 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,822 I gave up my musical dreams for him. And you. You're welcome. 109 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:32,323 Here we go. 110 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:36,485 You do know we were on the same billing as Snow Patrol the night you and I met? 111 00:09:36,745 --> 00:09:38,621 Course I did. It's why I fucked ya. 112 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,707 To think where I could be now, if things hadda been different. 113 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:45,211 Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill. 114 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,086 Pick a prison. 115 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,173 Very funny. 116 00:09:48,715 --> 00:09:51,467 Go on, you'd better go. They'll clamp your fucking broomstick. 117 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,720 Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself. 118 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,725 Okay. 119 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,062 Could be you're not the only genius in this family. 120 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:06,649 Sorry, but you playing the guitar? That's just too funny. 121 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,360 - Why? - 'Cause it takes dedication, 122 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,904 years of practice, sweat, commitment. 123 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,618 It's not just an overnight transformation on some fucking reality TV show. 124 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,078 Took 20 years to build up them calluses. 125 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,707 Are you really gonna talk to me... about commitment? 126 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,003 Where is she? 127 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,255 At a nail bar, getting a manicure? 128 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,883 Or at the surgery, getting a Brazilian arse lift? 129 00:10:31,883 --> 00:10:33,008 She doesn't need one, love. 130 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,761 You're disgusting. 131 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,975 And don't just sit on the couch smoking weed and playing video games. 132 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,730 And her arse isn't that amazing! 133 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,190 Just FYI! 134 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,783 Oh, hey. 135 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,369 - Flora. - Juanita. 136 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,663 - Awkward. - Not for me. 137 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,582 I've been there. You're welcome to him. 138 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,711 Thanks. See ya. 139 00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:09,296 Hasta luego. 140 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,217 Fucking hell. 141 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,681 I can't go on like this. 142 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,515 Okay. Let's go. 143 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,311 - No. I mean, in life. - Oh. 144 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,770 This can't be my story. 145 00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:30,399 Living in a shoebox with a kid who hates me, 146 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,403 and his da who doesn't see me. 147 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,239 This can't be my narrative. 148 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,366 He rejected your prezzie. So what? 149 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:43,412 You didn't even buy it, in fairness, and you forgot his birthday. 150 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,871 But you are a great mother. 151 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:45,956 Am I? 152 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:51,796 I watch those news stories about kids gone missing and police hunts, 153 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,506 and I feel for those parents. 154 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:59,596 But sometimes, I wouldn't mind that so much. 155 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,099 I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, but sometimes, 156 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,562 I'd love to come home and he just wasn't there. 157 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,817 Okay, I take it back. 158 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,903 You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go. 159 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,322 See ya in Shifters later? 160 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,033 Have I ever said no to that question? 161 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,995 See, there's something to look forward to. 162 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:27,456 See ya, Flora. 163 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:55,985 That smoky voice... That is one, um, heck of a... a little vehicle you have there. 164 00:12:55,985 --> 00:13:01,573 You are sparkling like the diamond we always knew you were. 165 00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:04,826 Just watching you sell the emotion of the song 166 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,998 is one of the most impressive things I've seen since I've been judging. 167 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,082 Tremendous job. 168 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,128 Start your journey. 169 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,311 The fuck? 170 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:46,201 Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again. 171 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,662 If you are a beginner guitarist, there's a really high chance 172 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:51,289 that you are making one of these five mistakes. 173 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,042 Then I had, you know, a period of time 174 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,544 where I was just practicing that for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas. 175 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:59,215 There's only one way to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page. 176 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:00,131 Let me tell you. 177 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,635 This is how you might imagine a typical guitar progress curve. 178 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:05,386 Once you've put in your 10,000 hours, 179 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,514 you're officially a professional guitarist. 180 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,517 - Oh, no. - The three P's: 181 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:14,730 practice, practice, practice, practice. So, let's go with the four P's. 182 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,859 I'm gonna teach you music theory in ten minutes. 183 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,570 What up, YouTube? Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you 184 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,655 how to shred the gnar on guitar. 185 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,532 Hi again. Miss Allison here. 186 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,326 - Now it's your turn! - What are you wearing? 187 00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:34,625 Well, let me tell you, you are about to embark on a relationship 188 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,043 that will last you a lifetime. 189 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:39,798 One of joy and calm and peace. 190 00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,299 A guitar is a lot like a bicycle. 191 00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:46,427 You put a little bit into it, and you get a hell of a lot out. 192 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,139 But this is just by way of an introduction to lessons with me. 193 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:52,017 Let's all just sit here and... and think about that for a second. 194 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:56,690 About the potential that's already there in the room with you right now. 195 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:02,486 If you wanna learn to play, just hit that button there and sign up. 196 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:05,948 Bye. 197 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,162 Twenty fucking dollars? 198 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,966 Perfect. Perfect. 199 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,509 d Got magic Abra da Cabra d 200 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:28,929 d Got magic Abra da Cabra d 201 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,100 That's very nice, girls. Very nice. 202 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,059 d Serious charms I got serious fuckin' charms d 203 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,769 d Red hot girls buzz around in swarms d 204 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,772 d Round me neck Hangin' off me arms d 205 00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:42,692 d Serious guns, I got serious guns Blap, blap, blap... d 206 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,528 Come on. It's dinner time. 207 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,822 d Got wand, got whip Got honey, got grip d 208 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,365 d Got money, got wow! d 209 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,286 d Got shot, so what? No worry Got God on me payroll... d 210 00:15:51,286 --> 00:15:52,452 See ya, Samantha. 211 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:55,246 d Got girls appearing From the North Side d 212 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,290 It looks brilliant. 213 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,964 Whoo! Fuck! 214 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,508 This is crazy. Whoo! 215 00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:11,013 - Flying like eagles. And... Ah, shit! - Shit... 216 00:16:11,014 --> 00:16:12,514 Right, I'm going out. 217 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:16,019 To where? To that lot you were with today? 218 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,980 No, just off to Rhys's house, then over to the precinct for a bit. 219 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,610 You're not going to do some BASE jumping off some buildings or something? 220 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,443 No. We don't have a GoPro anyway. 221 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,322 'Cause the last thing I want is the Guards calling here, 222 00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,908 telling me you've fallen off a tower block or something. 223 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:33,286 And you're dead. And gone. 224 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,499 Be back at 9:00! 225 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,375 - For what? - Because I fucking say so. 226 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,128 I can't wait for the day I don't have to be here. 227 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,963 The only reason you're here is 'cause your da wants his days off 228 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,258 for his projects. 229 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,716 Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7, trust me. 230 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,511 If you don't want me here, why do I have to be back at 9:00? 231 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,556 Don't play mind games with me. Get out. 232 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,934 Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.? 233 00:16:57,936 --> 00:16:59,019 Yeah. 234 00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,437 How are you? 235 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,149 I'm all right. How are you? 236 00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:06,025 Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles. 237 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,779 I can smell the eucalyptus on the breeze, so, uh, can't complain. 238 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,365 Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too. 239 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,950 Is it evening there? 240 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,702 No, it's just permanently this grim. 241 00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,830 So, you wanna learn the guitar. 242 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,958 Is it easy? 243 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,002 Uh, depends what you wanna do with it. 244 00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,296 Do you want to, uh, just play for your own pleasure, 245 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,672 or you wanna play for other people, 246 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:30,174 you wanna write songs on it or learn your favorite songs? 247 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,176 What are you hoping to get out of this? 248 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:38,018 I look at women playing the guitar or the piano, and it's so sexy. 249 00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:42,563 Wow. I guess that is why a lot of people take up an instrument. 250 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,065 - Is that why you took it up? - Uh, no. 251 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,359 No, you look pretty good. Wouldn't say you need it. 252 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,197 - Okay. - So why'd you start then? 253 00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,282 Let's focus on you, all right? 254 00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,617 Good plan. 255 00:17:55,618 --> 00:17:59,203 Okay. So, let's sit it up there. 256 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,917 I'll teach you some root chords. Let's start with G. 257 00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:07,463 Ready? 258 00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,298 - Brilliant. - Okay. 259 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,679 So how many chords do you need to know before you can write a song? 260 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,097 Uh, it's... it's... it's not really, um... 261 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,142 about the number of chords. 262 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,769 It's more, you know, how you use them. 263 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,898 - Mmm. - Like, um... Here. 264 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,549 Okay. Same song. 265 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:53,634 Mm-hmm. 266 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:53,903 Jesus. 267 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,488 Yeah, so the first version, it uses all the same, 268 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,157 you know, paints and canvas and brushes. 269 00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:05,289 But the second version has got 20 years of life and heartache on display. 270 00:20:05,915 --> 00:20:08,835 You can see all the brushstrokes. 271 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,671 All that personality's in the same three chords. 272 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,423 And you can know a thousand chords 273 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,303 and never write something as beautiful as that. 274 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:20,721 Is that your problem? 275 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,598 I didn't know I had a problem. 276 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,267 You're teaching guitar online, love. 277 00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:30,606 - Right. You're Irish. - So do you know a thousand chords? 278 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,151 What I'm saying is, we all know the same number of words, 279 00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,111 but we don't all write a Shakespeare sonnet. 280 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,239 I'm confused. 281 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,742 Good. What are your goals? Besides being sexy. 282 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:44,621 Impress people. 283 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,454 - Who? - Men. 284 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,374 - Why? - Sex and company. 285 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,541 Yeah, but what else? 286 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,795 To make them like me. 287 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,445 - Why don't they like you already? - I don't know. 288 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,676 Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes. 289 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,766 Are you coming on to me? 290 00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:09,019 - Sorry? - So you're a songwriter too? 291 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,814 - How do you know that? - Google. 292 00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,566 Took about six seconds. 293 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,192 Where do you live in LA? 294 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,068 I live in Topanga Canyon. 295 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:21,198 Oh, I heard of that. I bet you drive a pickup and work with horses. 296 00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:23,284 I do not work with horses. 297 00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,367 What's your star sign? 298 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,787 - I don't know. - You don't know your own birthday? 299 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,622 Let's get back to the lesson, all right? 300 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,919 Let me ask you, do you consider yourself a big music person? 301 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,298 I mean, I was always very attracted to musicians. 302 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,509 I married one. He was on the same bill as Snow Patrol once. 303 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:46,057 No, I'm asking, what are you doing here, Flora, if music's not really your thing? 304 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,434 I liked the look of ya. 305 00:21:49,435 --> 00:21:51,185 Okay. 306 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:54,022 All the other teachers seemed like real posers and wankers, 307 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:55,607 you know, failed musicians. 308 00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:58,193 But you seemed sorta... 309 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,155 real. 310 00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:03,406 I am real. 311 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:07,119 You sorta calmed me down when I saw you for the first time. 312 00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:13,250 Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath. 313 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,962 Right. 314 00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,382 Can I ask you something? 315 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,345 - Sure. - You might find it a little bit weird. 316 00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:29,142 Could you play that same song again, but this time... 317 00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,938 with your shirt off? 318 00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:15,313 Dear Jeff, I'm sorry for messing around on our last lesson. 319 00:23:16,105 --> 00:23:18,316 Suffice to say that wine had been taken. 320 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:24,780 I do intend to learn the guitar and take it seriously. Why? I don't know. 321 00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:28,492 I was always the one in class making fun of the teacher. 322 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:33,664 Because someone had to. But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me. 323 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,334 Sorry I objectified ya. 324 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,044 I can send you a picture of my amazing tits 325 00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:43,299 to balance things out again, if you'd like? Flora. 326 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:53,018 Right, now... let's get that shite off your arse. 327 00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:57,730 Ready? 328 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:22,796 - What is that? - Shh. 329 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,630 - What are you doing though? It's annoying. - Shut up! 330 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:32,390 Fucking woman. 331 00:24:36,769 --> 00:24:38,063 Fuck. 332 00:24:39,772 --> 00:24:41,900 - Right, I'm going out. - Oh, good. 333 00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:43,692 I mean, where? 334 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,444 Just around. 335 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,740 You gonna be hanging out with that girl I've seen you with? 336 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,284 The one dressed up like a prostitute in your man's video? 337 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,993 Samantha? Don't know, she could be there. 338 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,079 What's she like? 339 00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:58,583 Don't know. Don't really care. Right, back at 9:00. 340 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,167 Or 10:00! 341 00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:04,923 If you like. 342 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,596 Hiya. 343 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:14,932 Can't believe you got back to me. 344 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:18,102 Well, you're a challenge. I like a challenge. Should we get started? 345 00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:19,354 Let's rock. 346 00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:22,605 All right. Flora, let's get to know you a bit better. 347 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,401 What is your all-time favorite song? 348 00:25:25,777 --> 00:25:26,778 Uh... 349 00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:30,906 I'm more into dance music. Uh... 350 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,578 Oh, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. 351 00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,789 Okay, we're gonna have a problem. 352 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:42,210 - Why? - That's not an acceptable song. 353 00:25:42,877 --> 00:25:44,002 It's catchy. 354 00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:45,128 So was cholera. 355 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,338 I don't know that one. 356 00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:49,299 If you're gonna be learning to play songs, 357 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,760 we're just gonna need to raise the bar a little bit. 358 00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:54,555 - What have you written then? - I'm a teacher. 359 00:25:54,556 --> 00:25:56,932 Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt. 360 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,434 - You do it. - Do what? 361 00:25:59,435 --> 00:26:04,022 Write a song that reaches millions of people's hearts and makes them weep. 362 00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:07,609 Making people cry is not an achievement. Bullies do it every day. 363 00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:09,319 Let's hear one of your songs then. 364 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,448 Lyrics need to be more than just "you're beautiful" 365 00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:15,116 or some series of platitudes for lonely women, 366 00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,577 trying to make 'em feel better about themselves. 367 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:20,123 That's not a love song. That's a self-help group. 368 00:26:21,124 --> 00:26:23,666 You don't know the first thing about women if you think that. 369 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:27,171 I know that grown-ups don't want to be told how pretty they are 370 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,131 like some creep trying to pick 'em up at a bar. 371 00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:31,717 Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song. 372 00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:34,177 No. It is never just a song. 373 00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:36,805 It is a three-and-a-half-minute pause in time 374 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:40,726 in which to do something wonderful, something touched by God. 375 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,645 Oh, no. Are you some sort of Christian evangelist dude? 376 00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:46,982 d I get along without you d 377 00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:51,320 d Very well d 378 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:55,741 d Of course, I do d 379 00:26:59,037 --> 00:27:02,790 d Except when soft rains fall d 380 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:08,296 d And drip from leaves, then I recall d 381 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,299 d The thrill of being sheltered d 382 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:18,721 d In your arms d 383 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:24,104 d Of course, I do d 384 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:32,945 d But I get along without you d 385 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:39,827 d Very well d 386 00:27:41,913 --> 00:27:45,458 - Jesus Christ. - Right? 387 00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,461 - That's unbelievable. - So simple, so direct. 388 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,255 Nothing about beauty. 389 00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:52,589 You are a genius. 390 00:27:52,590 --> 00:27:56,885 Uh... So you really like it? 391 00:27:56,886 --> 00:28:00,431 It's stunning. You've got to get that out there in the world. 392 00:28:00,432 --> 00:28:03,308 You think that would sell as much as, uh, "You're Beautiful"? 393 00:28:03,309 --> 00:28:06,438 Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still like the other song too. Is that allowed? 394 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,521 No, that's... Stockholm syndrome. 395 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:10,692 We're gonna "de-brainwash" you. By the time we're finished here, 396 00:28:10,692 --> 00:28:14,653 you're not gonna have time for these childish jingles and clich�s. 397 00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,365 - I'm exhausted. - Well, we're just getting started. 398 00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:19,284 You wanna learn the chords to that song so you can play it? 399 00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:21,035 - Yeah. - All right. Starts with C. 400 00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:27,290 So, your ring finger, here on the fifth string. 401 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:28,666 Right there at that dot. Yep. 402 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,461 You have lovely long fingers. Mine are quite stubby. 403 00:28:31,462 --> 00:28:34,173 Your fingers don't matter. Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers. 404 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,342 - Oh, wow. I love him. - Uh-huh. 405 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:40,637 So, the middle finger there, then your pointer's way up here. 406 00:28:40,638 --> 00:28:42,640 - Mmm. - Yep. Yep. 407 00:28:42,641 --> 00:28:47,229 - There. And there? - There you go. One up. Strum that. 408 00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,146 Yeah! Yeah. 409 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:52,067 Whoo! 410 00:28:52,651 --> 00:28:54,611 - Feels good, right? - Yeah, baby! 411 00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:58,490 Sorry. 412 00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:02,618 - What's that? - Oh, nothing. I love this. 413 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:04,202 You're a quick learner. 414 00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,038 - I knew I'd be good at this. - Mm-hmm. 415 00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:08,123 Let's move on. What else you got? 416 00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:12,671 Well, next would be G and then F, but let's stick for a second on C. 417 00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,296 Okay, let's. 418 00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:18,217 You are now the proud owner of C, right? 419 00:29:18,218 --> 00:29:20,470 And you didn't own that five minutes ago. 420 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,931 You're rich. You own something Elvis owned. 421 00:29:23,932 --> 00:29:27,017 - Mmm. I'd rather have his plane. - Plus, it didn't cost you anything. 422 00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,728 Well, $20 for this class, but I do know what you mean. Go on. 423 00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:33,190 You own something new, and nobody can take it away from you. 424 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,567 And this isn't just some must-have object. 425 00:29:35,568 --> 00:29:38,237 It's not a bag or a car or a phone. 426 00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:41,699 You ever seen an ad for a guitar? No, it sells itself. 427 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:46,077 This is a gift you can take to your grave, and you can use it whenever you want. 428 00:29:46,078 --> 00:29:47,913 And in the right context, 429 00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,625 it can speak directly to your heart in ways we don't even understand. 430 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,461 More than thoughts, more than words, more than ideas. 431 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,590 Just a chord, hanging there in the air. 432 00:30:00,969 --> 00:30:02,053 C. 433 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:19,988 d Woken up by the birds d 434 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:27,621 d She wonders what they think about d 435 00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,704 d If instead d 436 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:33,666 d She meets a man Who shows her magic tricks d 437 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,295 d All sorts of magic tricks d 438 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:40,590 d And he lets her live... d 439 00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:46,056 - Can anyone sign up? - For sure, yeah. That's the idea. 440 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,182 Just keeping the music local. 441 00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:49,892 What's the cash prize? 442 00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:53,230 Eighty percent of the door. There's usually about 50 punters. 443 00:30:53,813 --> 00:30:55,815 - How much a head? - Fiver. 444 00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,236 Jesus, that's pricey enough. Are they all that shit? 445 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:04,198 It's not about that. It's about keeping music alive in the neighborhood. 446 00:31:04,199 --> 00:31:05,281 That's all I'm about. 447 00:31:05,282 --> 00:31:06,867 So who decides who wins? 448 00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:11,248 I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter. 449 00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,209 I know who you are, Barry. 450 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:15,919 Oh, yeah? 451 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,673 Oh, Jesus. How are ya? 452 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,842 Don't tell me. Fiona. 453 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,469 - Flora. - Ah. 454 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,388 Knew you were in the F's. 455 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,432 Better go in. Good to see you again. 456 00:31:31,268 --> 00:31:32,269 In the daylight. 457 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,230 I bet she wins! 458 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,073 Singing... 459 00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:50,953 You look very young. 460 00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:52,954 I was very young. 461 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,169 How much do you think that cost to shoot that? 462 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:00,837 - No clue. - Two grand we got 463 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:01,964 from the record label for it. 464 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:05,049 We had a crane for every shot in this. Every shot. 465 00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:08,346 - Did you have a trailer? - No, but we had a fucking crane. 466 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:11,765 So, did you go to America for that? 467 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,474 - Looks like it, doesn't it? - Yeah. 468 00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:15,155 No, we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh. 469 00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,605 Why is there a cop in every shot? 470 00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:20,775 'Cause... it's America, you know. 471 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,045 - There's that same cop again. - Fucking pay attention, will you? 472 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:28,199 There's Ma. See ya, Da. 473 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,542 What's that? 474 00:32:40,211 --> 00:32:43,213 What's what? Oh, it's just me guitar. 475 00:32:43,214 --> 00:32:45,375 I have a lesson later. I thought I'd do it in the park. 476 00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:47,301 What's this all about, Flora? 477 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,763 - What's what about? - This whole fucking musical thing. 478 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,183 Anytime I tried to get ya to listen to new music, you just fucking tuned out. 479 00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:58,938 Yeah, my tutor says I have "genuine appreciation of melody." 480 00:32:58,939 --> 00:33:00,815 Now. 481 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:04,401 What do you listen to then? Apart from club music. 482 00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:05,862 Give me five bands. Go on. 483 00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:08,321 Well, I like his songs anyway. 484 00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:09,865 Oh, he's a songwriter too, is he? 485 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:12,701 Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually. 486 00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,287 What's his name? 487 00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:15,622 Jeff... 488 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,125 the guitar guy. 489 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,836 Sounds like some fucking clown who never made it, 490 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:24,631 teaching guitar lessons online. 491 00:33:25,798 --> 00:33:28,425 That's the ultimate graveyard for failed musicians. 492 00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,053 Are you a little bit jealous? 493 00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:34,473 No. Just concerned. 494 00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:37,226 - How's Juanita? - She's great. 495 00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:40,480 Mmm. You do know she's not Spanish, right? 496 00:33:41,272 --> 00:33:42,566 Her nana's people were from Spain. 497 00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:45,652 My people were from Norway. That doesn't make me a fucking Viking. 498 00:33:50,574 --> 00:33:52,200 Does she blow you like I did? 499 00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:54,994 What? Shut up. 500 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,955 I'm serious. Does she? 501 00:33:59,499 --> 00:34:00,500 You're nuts. 502 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,752 She doesn't blow you, does she? 503 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:08,300 - Yeah, she does. She... - She has. Yeah. 504 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:15,431 She doesn't. I knew it. Her mouth's too small. 505 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:20,061 Is she out? Will I come up for a few minutes? 506 00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:22,521 We'll send Max off for an ice cream. 507 00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,523 Don't be fucking mad. 508 00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,818 I bet she doesn't let you come all down her neck and tits the way I did. 509 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:33,617 Come on, Max! 510 00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:38,769 Are you getting rid of that guitar? 511 00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,458 This? No, why? 512 00:34:44,878 --> 00:34:48,213 - Wake up, will you! - Jesus. 513 00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:49,213 Fuck off! 514 00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:52,550 You stepped right in front of me. Will you watch where you're going? 515 00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:56,054 You watch where you're going or I'll wrap that fucking lock around your neck! 516 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:03,730 What are you doing with it then? 517 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,858 It was just sitting there. Why? Do you want it? You can have it. 518 00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:11,362 I don't. I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway. 519 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:13,239 What are you into then? 520 00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:15,574 Ambient. Electronic. 521 00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:18,661 I always loved dance music. 522 00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,496 Like what? 523 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,041 Container. Sophie is amazing. 524 00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,378 Orbital, back in the day. 525 00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,380 - Who the fuck are they? - Dance music. 526 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,967 What are you into then? 527 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,219 Marconi Union. Do you know them? 528 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,719 No. 529 00:35:36,554 --> 00:35:39,766 They're from Manchester, I think. Real trance music. 530 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,518 It sounds like a computer made it. It's deadly. 531 00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:45,855 I have some on me phone if you want to listen to them. 532 00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:46,855 What, now? 533 00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:48,536 - Whenever... - Right, you've got your key. 534 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:51,235 There's waffles in the fridge. I'm heading out. 535 00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:54,320 - Bye. - I'll be back in an hour and a half! 536 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,532 I don't care. 537 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,757 So, am I ready? 538 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:14,675 For what? 539 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,344 To write a female empowerment ballad and get me husband back. 540 00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:19,722 Why did he leave? 541 00:36:21,224 --> 00:36:22,099 Anger? 542 00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:23,516 Why is he angry? 543 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:27,646 No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed a cyclist today with his own lock. 544 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:28,981 What are you angry about? 545 00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:32,110 Dunno. I wake up angry. 546 00:36:33,277 --> 00:36:34,905 I'm angry at me son all the time. 547 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:38,197 I thought this guitar lark might make him think I'm cool. 548 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,826 Hold on. You have a son? 549 00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:44,623 I had him when I was very young. I was 17. Do you have kids? 550 00:36:45,498 --> 00:36:48,835 I do. I actually had them kinda young too, so they're huge now. 551 00:36:50,045 --> 00:36:51,295 But they do think I'm cool. 552 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,463 Play me your song again. 553 00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:56,467 Yeah, I wanted to bring that up. 554 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,094 So that wasn't my song. 555 00:36:59,929 --> 00:37:01,472 What? Whose is it? 556 00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:04,141 It was written by Hoagy Carmichael. 557 00:37:04,809 --> 00:37:07,519 Oh, love. Why'd you tell me it was your song? 558 00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:10,231 Well, I didn't. Uh, you presumed. 559 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,235 But then I let you. So, sorry. 560 00:37:14,235 --> 00:37:15,320 Why? 561 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:17,905 I guess I wanted to see how it felt. 562 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:18,947 To what? 563 00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:21,617 To have written a song like that, in someone else's eyes. 564 00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:25,789 Yeah, uh, stupid. I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson. 565 00:37:26,289 --> 00:37:27,748 Why? What normally happens? 566 00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:31,751 Oh, you wanna hear one of my songs? 567 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,630 - Yeah. - All right. 568 00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:54,693 d Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon d 569 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,447 d Breathe in Topanga for the day d 570 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:04,784 d And when we reach the ocean d 571 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:07,954 d And we can't go further west d 572 00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:12,835 d We'll keep on driving anyway d 573 00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:21,302 d She's never boring She's kind to me d 574 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:28,143 d And every morning she's a mystery d 575 00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,398 d Welcome to LA d 576 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:42,574 d Where everything and nothing changes Every single day d 577 00:38:45,076 --> 00:38:51,081 d The sunshine on the darkness melts The morning haze away d 578 00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:57,838 d And I won't let the bright lights Bring me down d 579 00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:05,054 d In this angels town Welcome to LA d 580 00:39:12,353 --> 00:39:15,190 It's lovely. You're really good at songs. 581 00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:17,983 But? 582 00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,695 Would I wanna hear it again? 583 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:24,155 Sorry. 584 00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,744 No, no. Don't be sorry. If everybody were as honest as you, 585 00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:31,539 I wouldn't have had to waste a decade and a half of my life. 586 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,750 We should, uh, get back to the lesson. 587 00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,168 Don't feel sorry for yourself. 588 00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:41,172 No, no. I'm not. I mean, it's... it's a humbling realization. 589 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:45,135 You know, you sit down and wanna play something for somebody, and they're ready. 590 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:46,721 You're, like, receptive. 591 00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:50,974 And you watch as their eyes glaze over. 592 00:39:50,976 --> 00:39:53,936 And, um, it's harder for them than it is for you. 593 00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:58,817 It's the smiling with the mouth but not the eyes. That's how you know. 594 00:39:59,317 --> 00:40:00,235 Know what? 595 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,153 That they're unchanged. 596 00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:08,867 Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five. 597 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,208 Come on. 598 00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:20,297 You know what, I'm, uh... I'm gonna give you some homework tonight. 599 00:40:20,297 --> 00:40:23,300 There's a song I want you to listen to. 600 00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:25,675 I'll send you a link. 601 00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:26,844 Give it a listen. 602 00:40:28,012 --> 00:40:29,014 Play. Come on. 603 00:40:51,869 --> 00:40:55,539 d Rows and floes of angel hair d 604 00:40:56,416 --> 00:41:00,420 d And ice cream castles in the air d 605 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:05,050 d And feather canyons everywhere d 606 00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:09,179 d I've looked at clouds that way d 607 00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:14,849 d But now they only block the sun d 608 00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:19,188 d They rain and snow on everyone d 609 00:41:19,731 --> 00:41:23,400 d So many things I would have done d 610 00:41:24,068 --> 00:41:27,655 d But clouds got in my way d 611 00:41:28,364 --> 00:41:33,117 d Oh, I've looked at clouds From both sides now d 612 00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:37,789 d From up and down, and still somehow d 613 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:43,170 d It's cloud illusions I recall d 614 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:47,175 d I really don't know clouds d 615 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,471 d At all d 616 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:03,940 d Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels d 617 00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:08,445 d The dizzy dancing way you feel d 618 00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:13,032 d As every fairy tale comes real d 619 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:16,954 d Oh, I've looked at love that way d 620 00:42:17,581 --> 00:42:22,418 d But now it's just another show d 621 00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:27,297 d You leave 'em laughing when you go d 622 00:42:27,298 --> 00:42:31,342 d And if you care, don't let them know d 623 00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:35,264 d No, don't give yourself away d 624 00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:40,478 d I've looked at love From both sides now d 625 00:42:40,978 --> 00:42:45,273 d From give and take, and still somehow d 626 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:49,820 d It's love's illusions I recall d 627 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:54,326 d Oh, I really don't know love d 628 00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:57,996 d At all d 629 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:06,045 d Oh, I've looked at life From both sides now d 630 00:43:06,045 --> 00:43:10,715 d From win and lose and still somehow d 631 00:43:10,717 --> 00:43:15,054 d It's life's illusions I recall d 632 00:43:15,054 --> 00:43:18,934 d Oh, I really don't know life d 633 00:43:22,311 --> 00:43:23,480 d At all d 634 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,500 Can I meet him? I mean, see him. 635 00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:45,918 - No. - Please. 636 00:43:45,918 --> 00:43:48,797 I'll just stand in the corner of the room. I'll be like a little mouse. 637 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:51,257 That'd be so wrong. 638 00:43:51,257 --> 00:43:53,552 Is he good-looking? Do you have a screen grab? 639 00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,096 - It's not about that. - So he's a pig then. 640 00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:59,056 He never says what you expect him to say. 641 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:04,061 And he's sensitive. You can see in his eyes he's been hurt. 642 00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:05,188 Ugh. 643 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:08,483 What are his songs like? 644 00:44:10,443 --> 00:44:12,360 Uh, not great. 645 00:44:12,362 --> 00:44:17,909 Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away. 646 00:44:18,994 --> 00:44:19,994 Basically. 647 00:44:29,378 --> 00:44:33,757 And we'll fuck behind the dunes. 648 00:44:37,887 --> 00:44:42,849 Fucking hell! Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here! 649 00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,268 Turn it down a second! 650 00:44:45,394 --> 00:44:47,646 Jesus, that's loud. 651 00:44:47,646 --> 00:44:49,356 Yeah, Keith lent them to me. 652 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,983 Really powerful. Have to give them back tomorrow. 653 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:53,318 The neighbors will be complaining. 654 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,530 They're junkies. They'll be asking to turn it up. 655 00:44:56,114 --> 00:44:56,947 Who's Keith? 656 00:44:56,947 --> 00:45:00,159 He's a mate. A rapper. He lent me these for the night. 657 00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:02,036 - For what? - So I could mix this track. 658 00:45:02,036 --> 00:45:03,121 Was that yours? 659 00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:09,376 You're joking me. How the fuck did you make that? It sounded epic. 660 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,461 GarageBand. It's simple. 661 00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:12,172 Explain. 662 00:45:12,838 --> 00:45:15,675 Um, you get all your sounds from here, like, instruments and all. 663 00:45:16,342 --> 00:45:18,760 - And you can get loops from here. - What are loops? 664 00:45:18,762 --> 00:45:21,137 Drum patterns and stuff. I mean, you can make your own. 665 00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:22,764 But you need a proper sequencer for that. 666 00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:25,851 And how do you control them? Like, how do you get that mad piano sound? 667 00:45:26,686 --> 00:45:29,103 Well, you open the "Keyboard typing," you know, 668 00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:30,313 use the laptop keys. 669 00:45:32,067 --> 00:45:33,235 No way. 670 00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:37,320 Sounds like a piano. 671 00:45:37,322 --> 00:45:39,657 Oh, shit. 672 00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:45,246 Not on me track. Turn it off. 673 00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:47,581 Jesus, it sounds very professional. 674 00:45:47,581 --> 00:45:51,670 It is. It's what loads of people start on. It's shit doing it like this though. 675 00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:55,090 You need a proper synth. Takes forever doing one note at a time. 676 00:45:56,215 --> 00:45:59,635 I've been at this for three hours today. I'm fucking starving. 677 00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:00,969 Play it again. 678 00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:02,637 Please just make me a cheese toastie. 679 00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,643 Please. 680 00:46:08,186 --> 00:46:09,186 After. 681 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:17,610 Do you have a lyric? 682 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,947 - Got these, but they're not finished yet. - Come on. 683 00:46:25,494 --> 00:46:27,413 d Come on, girl You know how much I want you d 684 00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:30,541 d Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib d 685 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:33,501 d Bring your friends Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz d 686 00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:35,880 d We'll hang out poolside Have a drink d 687 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,132 d Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink d 688 00:46:38,132 --> 00:46:40,300 d Come on, girl Let's get in trouble d 689 00:46:40,302 --> 00:46:42,385 d Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin d 690 00:46:45,014 --> 00:46:46,139 What's it called? 691 00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:48,934 "Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin. 692 00:46:49,728 --> 00:46:53,731 Nah. You need a better title. Let me try something here. 693 00:46:55,817 --> 00:46:58,277 d We got something real d 694 00:46:58,277 --> 00:47:01,947 d From the Joker with the Glasgow smile Ready to die for you, I go in style d 695 00:47:01,947 --> 00:47:06,784 d Dressed from head to toe in Italian In the bed, I'm like a stallion d 696 00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:10,581 d I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay d 697 00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:13,166 d Living the dream In a bed full of bitches d 698 00:47:13,168 --> 00:47:15,376 d The Midas touch, I got the riches d 699 00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:19,632 d And when they come and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches d 700 00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:23,628 It's fucking class, isn't it? 701 00:47:26,639 --> 00:47:27,974 Fucking hell, Son. 702 00:47:28,849 --> 00:47:30,849 Is this what you've been doing on those headphones? 703 00:47:31,894 --> 00:47:32,896 Don't move. 704 00:47:38,193 --> 00:47:40,235 Come over here and hear what your son made. 705 00:47:40,237 --> 00:47:42,947 d Come on, girl You know how much I want you d 706 00:47:42,947 --> 00:47:45,949 d Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib d 707 00:47:45,951 --> 00:47:49,119 d Bring your friends Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz d 708 00:47:49,119 --> 00:47:51,371 d We'll hang out poolside Have a drink d 709 00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,623 d Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink d 710 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,626 d Come on, girl Let's get in trouble d 711 00:47:55,626 --> 00:47:57,961 d Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin d 712 00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,505 d We got something real d 713 00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:02,340 d From the Joker with The Glasgow smile d 714 00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,969 - d Ready to die for ya, I go in style d - I love this. 715 00:48:05,512 --> 00:48:08,722 - That's me singing! - d In the bed, I'm like a stallion d 716 00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,018 d I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay d 717 00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,436 d Living the dream In a bed full of bitches d 718 00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:17,398 d The Midas touch, I got the riches d 719 00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:21,652 d And when they snip me and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches d 720 00:48:21,652 --> 00:48:24,572 - d Yeah d - d We got something real d 721 00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:28,659 d Come and get me, guys Come and get me, boys d 722 00:48:29,159 --> 00:48:30,079 d Come and kill me... d 723 00:48:31,329 --> 00:48:32,663 Can you fucking play or what? 724 00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:33,748 I'm not playing for you. 725 00:48:34,373 --> 00:48:38,251 Go on, give us a tune on that guitar. 726 00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:39,670 - Come on. - No. 727 00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:42,590 It's not that big of a fucking deal. Would you just play one song? 728 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,762 Okay. 729 00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:55,143 Ian. Why are you doing this to me? 730 00:48:55,144 --> 00:48:56,478 Come on, you'll be great. 731 00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:02,985 I can play you a song I wrote. 732 00:49:04,695 --> 00:49:06,280 - Okay, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 733 00:49:08,657 --> 00:49:10,702 Oh, my God. Okay. 734 00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:27,010 Yeah. 735 00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:35,726 d She goes by the name d 736 00:49:36,894 --> 00:49:40,106 d Sweet Juanita d 737 00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:47,987 d She hails from the town d 738 00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:50,659 d Of Dublin d 739 00:49:53,036 --> 00:49:57,456 d Her mother was from... d 740 00:49:57,456 --> 00:49:59,416 - Blanchardstown? - Yeah. Blanch... 741 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,835 d Blanchardstown d 742 00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:10,094 d Her father was from... d 743 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:11,846 Come on, Max! 744 00:50:18,228 --> 00:50:22,231 d Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita d 745 00:50:28,572 --> 00:50:31,740 They're fabulous. 746 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,251 Can I try that on? 747 00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:44,628 Yeah. 748 00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:47,632 Can we get it? 749 00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:53,054 What's it made of? 750 00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,891 Uh, it's full of feathers. Goose feathers. 751 00:50:56,891 --> 00:51:00,351 From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big. 752 00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:01,394 That's the look. 753 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,981 Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go! 754 00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,822 - Yeah. See that? - Oh, yeah? 755 00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:15,451 You're making progress. Your left hand's getting stronger. 756 00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:16,536 Thank you. 757 00:51:17,036 --> 00:51:18,704 I've been thinking about your song. 758 00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:20,873 Okay. 759 00:51:20,873 --> 00:51:22,206 I think it's salvageable. 760 00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:23,666 Good to know. 761 00:51:23,668 --> 00:51:26,461 The problem is that you have a great opening verse. 762 00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:28,380 But the chorus isn't a lot better. 763 00:51:29,673 --> 00:51:34,221 Now, in my research, I find that choruses used to be the big deal in a song. 764 00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,597 You know, what everyone was waiting for. 765 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:41,518 But, nowadays, it's not like, "Here comes the chorus, everyone." 766 00:51:41,518 --> 00:51:44,105 You know, 'cause unless you have a killer chorus, which you don't, 767 00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:45,563 it's an anticlimax. 768 00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:47,943 So, what you're saying is, my verse is too good? 769 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,945 Wow. You are a glass-half-full kind of guy. 770 00:51:50,945 --> 00:51:53,106 I guess that's one way of looking at it. 771 00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:55,740 You play the first verse and sing it, 772 00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:59,579 and then play it again, and I'll hum what I mean. Ready? 773 00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:01,956 - What, now? - Yeah. 774 00:52:02,706 --> 00:52:03,916 What about the lesson? 775 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:06,751 This is the lesson. Go. 776 00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:10,548 Okay. So, you want me to play... 777 00:52:11,632 --> 00:52:17,054 d Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon d 778 00:52:18,639 --> 00:52:21,559 d Breathe in Topanga for the day d 779 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:26,646 d And when we reach the ocean d 780 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,817 d And we can't go further west d 781 00:52:29,818 --> 00:52:34,155 d We'll keep on driving anyway d 782 00:52:41,121 --> 00:52:46,833 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la d 783 00:52:46,835 --> 00:52:48,251 Do you know what I mean? 784 00:52:48,253 --> 00:52:50,880 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la d 785 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,463 Up, up, up. 786 00:52:52,465 --> 00:52:53,592 d La, la d 787 00:52:54,550 --> 00:52:55,384 Um... 788 00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:57,760 No. It's, like... That's not it. Um... 789 00:52:57,762 --> 00:53:02,599 - d La, la d - d La, la, la, la d 790 00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:03,684 d La d 791 00:53:05,353 --> 00:53:06,394 Like, uh... 792 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,731 d La, la, la, la, la, la, la d 793 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:15,572 And have a better lyric? 794 00:53:16,155 --> 00:53:17,572 Okay. I'll get right on that. 795 00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,326 No, I have a... a better lyric. 796 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:20,992 Oh, you do? 797 00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:24,539 Yeah, I'll email them. You can take 'em or leave 'em. 798 00:53:25,831 --> 00:53:29,251 I'll, uh... I'll give 'em a shot. 799 00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:31,503 I'll try to fold them in. I can't promise it'll work. 800 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,882 Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%? 801 00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:39,887 You can get 100%. I stopped trying to make money with my music. 802 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:42,514 I tried that for years. It almost killed the thing I love. 803 00:53:44,266 --> 00:53:45,601 This is fun. 804 00:53:47,811 --> 00:53:49,063 Yeah. 805 00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:51,088 All right, Flora, see you next week. 806 00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:52,775 Okay. 807 00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:00,574 He's very cute. 808 00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:01,659 Right? 809 00:54:03,369 --> 00:54:06,329 - d Shiny new wheels d - You are absolute naturals. 810 00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,039 d Drop top roof so your man can run d 811 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,626 - d Gone like poof! when the Garda come d - That's it, girls. Keep it going. 812 00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:13,295 d Got wand, got whip, got honey Got grip, got money, got style d 813 00:54:13,963 --> 00:54:15,130 d Got caught, so what? No worry d 814 00:54:15,130 --> 00:54:16,800 - d Them Guards can't resist my smile d - Sell it. Sell it. 815 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,842 d Got girls appearing From the North Side d 816 00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:21,762 - That's brillo. - d Got girls appearing d 817 00:54:21,762 --> 00:54:23,472 d From the South Side d 818 00:54:23,472 --> 00:54:26,891 d Like that Girls in the back o' my ride d 819 00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:30,396 d Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai d 820 00:54:30,396 --> 00:54:33,148 Lovely. That's enough. 821 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,443 Right. Now, I say we... 822 00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:38,780 Hey, Samantha. 823 00:54:39,947 --> 00:54:41,574 How are you, Matt? 824 00:54:41,574 --> 00:54:43,742 Why don't you just ask her out, for waffles? 825 00:54:43,742 --> 00:54:44,827 No way. 826 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,914 - Hiya, Samantha? - Jesus Christ. 827 00:54:48,914 --> 00:54:50,206 Are you Cheryl's daughter? 828 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,876 Hiya, Flora. 829 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:53,668 Jesus, you've shot up. 830 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,253 Stop, I know. Taller than me mother now. 831 00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:57,463 - How's your ma? - Oh, she's grand. 832 00:54:57,465 --> 00:55:00,092 Talks about you all the time. The crack youse had. 833 00:55:00,092 --> 00:55:02,177 Don't talk to me! 834 00:55:03,096 --> 00:55:05,681 Do you wanna come up for a bit of dinner with me and Max? 835 00:55:05,681 --> 00:55:06,974 When you wrap? 836 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:08,434 Ah. No, you're grand. 837 00:55:08,434 --> 00:55:10,896 Come on. Come up for some garlic bread. 838 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,731 Nah. No, thanks. 839 00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,902 Right. Okay. See ya. 840 00:55:17,902 --> 00:55:18,987 See ya. 841 00:55:27,161 --> 00:55:28,579 What are you doing right now? 842 00:55:28,579 --> 00:55:29,954 You don't want to know. 843 00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:31,875 Tell me what you feel about her. 844 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,791 I can't stop thinking of her. 845 00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:36,670 Good. Obsession. You're obsessed. 846 00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:38,172 I suppose. 847 00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:40,592 I was obsessed with your da. 848 00:55:41,550 --> 00:55:42,842 I don't care. 849 00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:43,929 So go on. 850 00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:45,929 She's totally out of me league. 851 00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:47,139 No, she's not. 852 00:55:47,139 --> 00:55:49,226 Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith. 853 00:55:49,809 --> 00:55:51,811 She thinks that Keith can offer her something. 854 00:55:52,394 --> 00:55:56,065 He's all glamorous and dangerous with the 1,000-euro jackets. 855 00:55:56,065 --> 00:56:00,362 She needs to know that when she's done with her gangster, you'll be there. 856 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,322 - That's you. The red. - Hmm. 857 00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:06,115 If we had an external microphone, 858 00:56:06,117 --> 00:56:08,034 - the quality would be much better. - Yeah. 859 00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:10,536 - Do you want me to put reverb on? - Yeah, can you? 860 00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:11,623 Yeah. 861 00:56:26,554 --> 00:56:28,639 That's cool. Do it better and I'll loop it. 862 00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:44,864 Right. Write these down. 863 00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:48,701 - Go. - You ready? 864 00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:49,617 Yeah. 865 00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:51,454 And when you're done getting knocked down. 866 00:56:52,789 --> 00:56:54,708 And when you're done getting up again. 867 00:56:57,918 --> 00:57:01,797 And when you're down on the canvas, baby... 868 00:57:02,590 --> 00:57:04,257 - Ooh. - I'll... Come on. 869 00:57:04,259 --> 00:57:07,344 "And when you're down on the canvas... 870 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:08,429 - baby... - baby." 871 00:57:08,929 --> 00:57:11,974 I'll be the one that never counts your heart out. 872 00:57:11,974 --> 00:57:13,476 I'll be the one in your corner. 873 00:57:13,976 --> 00:57:15,644 Ooh, I like that boxing metaphor. 874 00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:25,403 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 875 00:57:25,405 --> 00:57:26,907 d I'll be the one d 876 00:57:31,536 --> 00:57:32,869 Now send that to her. 877 00:57:32,871 --> 00:57:34,163 What? 878 00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:37,373 Well, that's the idea. She has to hear your passion. 879 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:40,710 It'll knock her off her feet. Do you have her email? 880 00:57:40,711 --> 00:57:41,795 Are you serious? 881 00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:47,385 In fact, why stop there? 882 00:57:50,722 --> 00:57:52,442 Right, lads, youse have 20 minutes. 883 00:57:53,349 --> 00:57:56,228 d And when you're done With your boyfriend d 884 00:57:57,394 --> 00:58:00,565 d And when you're done With the Tallaght girls d 885 00:58:01,815 --> 00:58:04,735 d I'll be the one who's waiting d 886 00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:07,237 - Come on, sing it to her. - d And when you're done d 887 00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,114 - d With your baby sister d - Sing it to her! She's in the camera, 888 00:58:10,115 --> 00:58:13,452 - in the lens. Think about that. - d Banging the wall of your bedroom d 889 00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:15,829 - Look at her. - d And when you're done d 890 00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:17,831 - d With the street drugs d - Get angry. 891 00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:20,043 - You know what I mean? Think about Keith. - d And when you're done d 892 00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:21,126 d With the stolen cars d 893 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:22,795 That's it. Move your shoulders. 894 00:58:22,795 --> 00:58:24,088 d And when you've run d 895 00:58:24,088 --> 00:58:25,713 - d All your red lights d - That's it. 896 00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:28,342 - Move your face. Express yourself. - d I'll be the one d 897 00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:30,719 d Who would run through The night for you d 898 00:58:30,719 --> 00:58:33,722 - Get angry! Come on. Think about it. - d I'll be the ghost in your headlights d 899 00:58:33,722 --> 00:58:36,559 - I'll slap that phone out of your hand. - d And when you're done d 900 00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:38,351 - d With your college d - Okay. 901 00:58:38,353 --> 00:58:41,021 - Okay, I want you to think about her now. - d And when you're done d 902 00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:43,775 - d With the college boys d - I want you to think about her with Keith. 903 00:58:43,775 --> 00:58:47,612 d When you think you know What the world is, darlin' d 904 00:58:48,195 --> 00:58:51,949 - d I'll be the one getting educated d - How does that make you feel in here? 905 00:58:51,949 --> 00:58:54,869 d 'Cause I wanna know everything About you d 906 00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,250 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 907 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:04,336 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 908 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,715 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 909 00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:12,302 d And when you're done Getting knocked down d 910 00:59:12,304 --> 00:59:16,599 - That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy. - d And when you're done getting up again d 911 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:21,644 d And when you're down On the canvas, baby d 912 00:59:21,646 --> 00:59:24,273 d I'll be the one that never counts d 913 00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:26,393 - d Your heart out d - What about "Flora and her Son"? 914 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,027 - "Flora and her Son"? - Mm-hmm. 915 00:59:29,028 --> 00:59:30,653 What about "Max and his Ma"? 916 00:59:30,655 --> 00:59:34,159 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 917 00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:37,829 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 918 00:59:38,746 --> 00:59:46,545 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 919 00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:51,300 d I'll be the one I'll be the one d 920 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,800 d I'll be the one I'll... d 921 00:59:55,387 --> 00:59:56,639 Now send that to her. 922 00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,021 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! I need the room. I'm late for my lesson. 923 01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:06,168 I can't. I'm editing the video. 924 01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,317 What about my lesson, Max? 925 01:00:08,318 --> 01:00:10,277 I can't help you. 926 01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:32,840 I worked on that idea of yours. For my song. 927 01:00:32,842 --> 01:00:34,427 - You wanna hear it? - Yeah. 928 01:00:35,094 --> 01:00:36,929 - You got your lyrics handy? - Mm-hmm. 929 01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:55,574 d Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon d 930 01:00:56,824 --> 01:01:00,036 d Breathe in Topanga for the day d 931 01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,248 d And when we reach the ocean d 932 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,001 d And we can't go further west d 933 01:01:08,003 --> 01:01:12,673 d We'll keep on driving anyway d 934 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:14,759 Now you go ahead. 935 01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:20,974 d I'll take you down to Dollymount d 936 01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:25,853 d And we'll fuck behind the dunes d 937 01:01:28,023 --> 01:01:33,402 d I'll kiss your mouth All whiskey breath d 938 01:01:33,402 --> 01:01:38,364 d And then I'll leave Your heart in ruins d 939 01:01:38,365 --> 01:01:39,324 Sing with me. 940 01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:41,869 d Maybe we should meet In the middle d 941 01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:51,253 d Maybe we could find A little city no one knows d 942 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:57,802 d And if they just gave us A minute on our own d 943 01:01:58,552 --> 01:02:00,972 d Maybe we could call it home d 944 01:02:06,061 --> 01:02:11,733 d Forget the stars of Hollywood d 945 01:02:13,652 --> 01:02:16,737 d Or big old houses in Bel Air d 946 01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:24,827 d I can introduce you To the angels of my city d 947 01:02:24,829 --> 01:02:29,166 d But we'll find them anywhere d 948 01:02:31,545 --> 01:02:37,132 d I'll drag you around town by your ear d 949 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:41,846 d Still wringing from the rain d 950 01:02:43,722 --> 01:02:49,769 d I'll buy you chips and tea and beer d 951 01:02:49,771 --> 01:02:54,650 d And then I'll crush your heart again d 952 01:02:55,735 --> 01:02:58,153 d Maybe we should meet In the middle d 953 01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:07,329 d Maybe we could find A little city no one knows d 954 01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:13,628 d And if we just gave us A minute on our own d 955 01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:20,552 d A minute on our own d 956 01:03:21,302 --> 01:03:23,889 d Maybe we could call it home d 957 01:03:27,641 --> 01:03:32,856 d Maybe we could call it home d 958 01:03:38,235 --> 01:03:39,905 So now it just needs a killer bridge. 959 01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:42,072 What's a bridge? 960 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:47,871 A bridge is a change for eight bars after the second chorus. 961 01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,289 Okay. 962 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,751 - It sounds amazing. - It's better, right? 963 01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,711 Yeah. It actually works. 964 01:03:56,755 --> 01:03:58,505 I really struggled with that song. 965 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:03,719 It's very intimate, isn't it? Singing together like that. 966 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,724 It's a bit like, uh... 967 01:04:09,309 --> 01:04:10,851 we've just made love or something. 968 01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:14,021 - No, it's not like that. - In a way though. 969 01:04:15,106 --> 01:04:17,858 I do feel a little bit naked right now. 970 01:04:19,235 --> 01:04:21,070 I think music is all about romance. 971 01:04:21,987 --> 01:04:24,532 I mean, look at A Star is Born. 972 01:04:25,699 --> 01:04:27,911 Not if I don't have to. 973 01:04:28,411 --> 01:04:32,248 How come the way things are are never enough for you? 974 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:37,503 They never were. I was always pushing things. 975 01:04:37,503 --> 01:04:40,172 - Finding ways of getting outside meself. - Like how? 976 01:04:42,175 --> 01:04:43,009 Like... 977 01:04:45,177 --> 01:04:47,054 leaving school before everyone else. 978 01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:52,476 And then getting pregnant and not getting an abortion 979 01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:54,436 when everyone was telling me to. 980 01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:58,983 I thought getting pregnant might make me feel different. 981 01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:04,155 I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn. 982 01:05:06,490 --> 01:05:08,577 Then I was stoned during most of his childhood. 983 01:05:09,994 --> 01:05:12,454 I was drunk for the birth of both my kids. 984 01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:13,746 Like in a bar? 985 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:16,626 - Like in the delivery room. - Oh, wow. 986 01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:20,211 That's hard-core. Bet your wife loved that. 987 01:05:20,213 --> 01:05:24,173 Right? She's the one pushing a nine-pound human through her vagina, 988 01:05:24,175 --> 01:05:26,552 and I'm the one that's breaking. 989 01:05:30,514 --> 01:05:32,434 Never admitted that to anybody before. 990 01:05:34,184 --> 01:05:38,315 I was drunk the whole... whole first ten years of their lives. 991 01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,065 What got you clean? 992 01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,945 Well, having kids started it, and AA kept me off. 993 01:05:44,945 --> 01:05:48,282 And, uh, really just learning to put them first. 994 01:05:53,829 --> 01:05:56,833 - Is that the dawn behind you? - Christ, it is. 995 01:05:57,958 --> 01:06:00,586 - Is that the sunset behind you? - Uh-huh. 996 01:06:01,086 --> 01:06:02,422 We've been up all night. 997 01:06:03,965 --> 01:06:07,134 So, this is like, uh, pillow talk? 998 01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:09,137 No, no, you owe me for six hours. 999 01:06:10,304 --> 01:06:11,722 I do not. 1000 01:06:11,722 --> 01:06:13,349 No, I like talking to you. 1001 01:06:13,349 --> 01:06:16,769 I don't know why, 'cause nothing you say makes any sense. 1002 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,442 Is that all? 1003 01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:25,653 Nothing's ever enough for you, is it? 1004 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,864 Are you saying you don't find me a teeny bit attractive 1005 01:06:29,865 --> 01:06:32,201 - when I'm singing that song with you? - You're my student. 1006 01:06:32,202 --> 01:06:33,827 - So? - It's inappropriate. 1007 01:06:33,827 --> 01:06:36,748 Who's going to cancel you? You're already no one. 1008 01:06:40,793 --> 01:06:44,547 I don't think I could start something with somebody 1009 01:06:44,547 --> 01:06:46,340 halfway across the planet, through a screen. 1010 01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:49,385 My heart couldn't take it. 1011 01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:52,931 I'm not 19. 1012 01:06:53,806 --> 01:06:55,307 Life's lonely enough as it is. 1013 01:07:01,481 --> 01:07:02,481 I could get a plane. 1014 01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:06,777 So could I. 1015 01:07:07,653 --> 01:07:09,655 Well, then we'd miss each other. 1016 01:07:10,614 --> 01:07:11,782 You're not coming here. 1017 01:07:12,284 --> 01:07:14,577 It would be like walking into a live soap opera. 1018 01:07:16,121 --> 01:07:19,416 Plus, I wanna see LA. This isn't all about you. 1019 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,132 I could play our song for some friends in the business. 1020 01:07:28,132 --> 01:07:30,885 Ten percent. 1021 01:07:34,472 --> 01:07:36,056 I'd pick you up at the airport. 1022 01:07:38,143 --> 01:07:39,143 You'd better. 1023 01:07:39,978 --> 01:07:41,605 Oh, get yourself over here then. 1024 01:08:16,014 --> 01:08:19,975 So, what's so important it couldn't wait till we swap him over? 1025 01:08:20,476 --> 01:08:21,810 Sit down. Relax. 1026 01:08:29,109 --> 01:08:31,904 - Want a glass of wine? - Wine, Flora? 1027 01:08:31,904 --> 01:08:35,033 At ten o'clock in the morning? No. 1028 01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:43,164 Few gurgles during the day. 1029 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,539 How would you feel about looking after Max for a bit? 1030 01:08:49,046 --> 01:08:51,341 While I sorta found meself. 1031 01:08:52,173 --> 01:08:53,592 I didn't know you were lost. 1032 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:58,012 Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in, like, ten years. 1033 01:08:58,681 --> 01:09:00,807 Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway? 1034 01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:05,020 Yeah. Or LA, or... 1035 01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:09,024 What? Could you pick somewhere further away? 1036 01:09:09,024 --> 01:09:10,527 That's sort of the point. 1037 01:09:11,235 --> 01:09:13,069 Oh. Oh, I see. 1038 01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:17,533 This is about the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff. 1039 01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:20,703 I don't even know if he lives in LA. This is about me. 1040 01:09:21,621 --> 01:09:22,829 Look, it doesn't matter. 1041 01:09:23,747 --> 01:09:25,416 Can't be looking after Max. 1042 01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:27,626 You couldn't have picked a worse fucking time. 1043 01:09:27,627 --> 01:09:28,837 Why? 1044 01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:32,506 I'm starting up a wedding band with the lads outta Indigo Void. 1045 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:38,512 Imagine this now, all right, me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on. 1046 01:09:39,471 --> 01:09:45,101 A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe. Fucking savage. 1047 01:09:45,103 --> 01:09:47,271 The beach is down the road from his house. 1048 01:09:48,814 --> 01:09:50,106 And it's constantly sunny. 1049 01:09:50,984 --> 01:09:54,320 And he has a pool in his yard that he put in himself. 1050 01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:57,907 Imagine Ian doing that. He'd fucking drown. 1051 01:09:57,908 --> 01:10:00,909 Do you know it's been 12 years since I had a bathing suit on? 1052 01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:02,953 You lucky bitch. Can I come? 1053 01:10:02,953 --> 01:10:04,788 And if things don't work out, that's fine. 1054 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:06,498 I just come home, right? 1055 01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,752 But I get to say I did something brave. 1056 01:10:09,752 --> 01:10:13,840 For once in me life. Something about me. 1057 01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:17,344 Hasn't most of your life been a little bit about you? 1058 01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:20,011 - What are you talking about? - Uh, nothing. 1059 01:10:20,012 --> 01:10:23,265 I'm just saying, like, you've always followed your own thing. 1060 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,475 Are you for me or against me? 1061 01:10:25,476 --> 01:10:28,438 Look, I'm totally into you going to LA to fuck this guy. 1062 01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:31,858 Maybe get your song heard by a couple of friends of his. 1063 01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:34,069 Totally into that story. 1064 01:10:34,569 --> 01:10:37,863 But last time I checked, miners and frontline workers were brave. 1065 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:41,076 Speaking of brave... 1066 01:10:43,328 --> 01:10:45,037 would you look after Max for a bit? 1067 01:10:45,537 --> 01:10:46,538 Excuse me? 1068 01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,792 You've known him his whole life. He trusts you. 1069 01:10:51,086 --> 01:10:53,963 Plus, you have that spare room since your brother moved out. 1070 01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,716 - It's only for a month or so. - No, I can't. 1071 01:10:58,676 --> 01:11:00,761 - I wouldn't ask just anyone. - Yeah, you would. 1072 01:11:00,761 --> 01:11:02,055 What do you mean by that? 1073 01:11:03,931 --> 01:11:08,101 I have a job. I live with me mam. I have Shania. 1074 01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:09,603 Much and all as I love you, 1075 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,189 I can't be looking after your nutter son as well. 1076 01:11:11,189 --> 01:11:13,356 I've never asked you to do anything with Max. 1077 01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:15,650 Yeah, but I was there for if you needed me to. 1078 01:11:15,652 --> 01:11:18,947 That's not good enough. You never offered. 1079 01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:21,824 Everyone says they care. 1080 01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:25,493 Every bloke I've met is all, "Ah, you have a kid. 1081 01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:28,538 Deadly. Let's give it a go. I'll rise to the occasion." 1082 01:11:28,539 --> 01:11:30,082 And then they fucking disappear. 1083 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:34,043 And all me so-called mates are like, "Aw, you and Max are so cute." 1084 01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:36,005 But then they're off to Spain on their holidays, 1085 01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:37,882 and "they don't take kids at this resort." 1086 01:11:38,382 --> 01:11:40,175 Or ask them to fucking do something for you, 1087 01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:41,844 and they're nowhere to be found. 1088 01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:44,889 They never babysat. They never picked him up from school. 1089 01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:47,893 They never asked me what I might want or what my needs are. 1090 01:11:48,393 --> 01:11:51,020 Since I was 17, with a screaming child on me lap, 1091 01:11:51,020 --> 01:11:54,149 doing me head in, while youse were all living your fucking lives. 1092 01:11:55,149 --> 01:11:56,567 Now I want to live my life! 1093 01:11:56,568 --> 01:11:59,110 Should have thought about that 14 years ago, shouldn't you? 1094 01:11:59,112 --> 01:12:00,654 Do you think I wanted that child? 1095 01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:02,614 We were all fucking like rabbits. So I don't know. 1096 01:12:02,615 --> 01:12:04,240 Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't. 1097 01:12:04,242 --> 01:12:06,493 But you didn't get the boat to London, did you? 1098 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:10,122 That was your call. Now don't be asking other people to pick up the pieces. 1099 01:12:27,431 --> 01:12:28,474 Hey! Hey! 1100 01:12:28,475 --> 01:12:29,516 Stop him! 1101 01:12:44,823 --> 01:12:46,783 - Hello? - Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here. 1102 01:12:46,784 --> 01:12:48,868 We have Max again at the station. Can you come down? 1103 01:12:48,869 --> 01:12:50,579 Ah, for fuck's sake. 1104 01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:58,878 Right. 1105 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,591 So young Max here stole an expensive piece of studio equipment 1106 01:13:02,591 --> 01:13:05,469 from a shop on Wicklow Street, causing the shop owner to give chase. 1107 01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:08,180 - How expensive was it? - That's not the point. 1108 01:13:08,931 --> 01:13:10,932 He's way past the number of thefts and charges 1109 01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:14,019 where we can keep him out of court and very likely a correctional facility. 1110 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:16,021 - Are you joking me? - No. 1111 01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,483 Guard, there's gotta be some way to fix this. 1112 01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,652 - You're all he's got. - No, Flora, I'm done with him. 1113 01:13:21,653 --> 01:13:23,862 He's been robbing since he's been in short trousers. 1114 01:13:23,863 --> 01:13:24,947 He's a waste of space. 1115 01:13:24,948 --> 01:13:28,284 There's a time when you run out of road, and it's that time. 1116 01:13:28,993 --> 01:13:31,203 Like I said, I've tried everything. 1117 01:13:34,082 --> 01:13:35,416 And so have you, Flora. 1118 01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:36,501 Good luck, kid. 1119 01:13:38,795 --> 01:13:40,880 Lads, get that fella up from the cell there. 1120 01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,756 I want him in Interview Two, yeah? 1121 01:13:45,926 --> 01:13:48,429 A fucking 400-euro synthesizer? 1122 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,724 - I told you I needed the right gear. - For what? 1123 01:13:51,224 --> 01:13:53,726 To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish. 1124 01:13:54,476 --> 01:13:58,731 Who are you, fucking Drake? It's just a bleeding song on your laptop. 1125 01:13:59,858 --> 01:14:01,399 Did you not send her your video? 1126 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,238 Yeah, I did. She hated it. She thought it was real creepy. 1127 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:06,948 Well, fuck her then. 1128 01:14:07,740 --> 01:14:08,990 It's all your fault. 1129 01:14:08,992 --> 01:14:11,452 Getting me to stare into the camera all intense. 1130 01:14:11,453 --> 01:14:14,662 In me shorts, like a weirdo. She doesn't want to see that. 1131 01:14:14,663 --> 01:14:16,289 Oh, what does she want to see then? 1132 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:17,542 You wouldn't understand. 1133 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:20,420 I want to do it right. 1134 01:14:21,171 --> 01:14:24,923 Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads of attention when you're behind bars. 1135 01:14:24,925 --> 01:14:26,259 Women love criminals. 1136 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,305 Oh, for fuck's sake. What movie are you in? 1137 01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:33,640 One without you in it. I mean, what do you care? 1138 01:14:33,641 --> 01:14:35,309 You'll be in LA with your boyfriend. 1139 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,728 He's not my boyfriend. 1140 01:14:37,895 --> 01:14:39,395 Anyway, how do you know about that? 1141 01:14:39,396 --> 01:14:40,981 We live in a fucking shoebox. 1142 01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:42,899 I'll be grand with that. 1143 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,735 You know, just get out of me way, woman. 1144 01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:47,029 Gladly! 1145 01:14:52,034 --> 01:14:54,412 I've just come from his free legal aid lawyer. 1146 01:14:55,121 --> 01:14:57,581 They say he's defo gonna serve some time. 1147 01:14:57,582 --> 01:15:00,833 Little fucking bollocks. He's been given so many chances. 1148 01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:04,005 I know. Do you wanna let on we're still together? 1149 01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:08,385 When we stand up in court. Judges like that. 1150 01:15:09,802 --> 01:15:10,804 Yeah. 1151 01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:16,725 Flora, look... Those places get a bad rep, 1152 01:15:16,725 --> 01:15:19,770 but they're not what they used to be, you know. 1153 01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:22,231 They're more like a school now than a detention center. 1154 01:15:23,774 --> 01:15:28,445 They've got football pitches in them. Art shit. Wi-Fi. 1155 01:15:29,322 --> 01:15:32,408 They're very fucking progressive, you know. 1156 01:15:33,326 --> 01:15:34,828 It might be the best thing for him. 1157 01:15:35,328 --> 01:15:39,707 Just having to man up, you know, look out for himself. 1158 01:15:40,457 --> 01:15:43,252 Make friends. Negotiate. People skills. 1159 01:15:43,252 --> 01:15:46,088 He's just been sitting around on his hole doing nothing. 1160 01:15:46,715 --> 01:15:49,551 But this would give us the time we were talking about. 1161 01:15:50,635 --> 01:15:54,346 For your dreams and my various projects. 1162 01:15:55,599 --> 01:15:58,393 We've been doing nothing but parenting him for the last 14 years. 1163 01:15:59,310 --> 01:16:01,060 How's he gonna have any respect for us 1164 01:16:01,061 --> 01:16:02,981 if we're just waiting around on him all the time? 1165 01:16:03,689 --> 01:16:05,024 He needs to know who I am. 1166 01:16:06,984 --> 01:16:08,819 And he needs to know who you are, Flora. 1167 01:16:10,322 --> 01:16:11,989 I'll see you in court on Tuesday. 1168 01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:16,869 This way. 1169 01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:24,167 Can you see me? I don't think you fucking care. 1170 01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:25,543 Could you hurry up, please? 1171 01:16:25,545 --> 01:16:27,587 Thank you very fucking much for your time. 1172 01:16:27,588 --> 01:16:30,006 Treating us like criminals. Following us out. Do you mind? 1173 01:16:30,007 --> 01:16:32,167 I'll tell you something. She better not come in here... 1174 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,264 - Did you text him? - Yeah, twice. 1175 01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:38,599 I'll text him again. 1176 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,100 Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole. 1177 01:16:41,101 --> 01:16:42,685 This is the one thing you need to be at, 1178 01:16:42,686 --> 01:16:45,271 and you're sitting on your arse playing video games. 1179 01:16:45,273 --> 01:16:47,524 I've been texting you all morning, you fucking asshole. 1180 01:16:47,524 --> 01:16:48,609 Get over here. 1181 01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:53,405 This case is now adjourned. 1182 01:16:56,868 --> 01:16:59,578 Next case on the ballot is the state versus... 1183 01:16:59,578 --> 01:17:02,332 Can the defendant please step forward? 1184 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:39,286 Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey. 1185 01:17:42,622 --> 01:17:44,497 Any previous offenses? 1186 01:17:44,498 --> 01:17:45,958 Six. 1187 01:17:48,878 --> 01:17:52,298 Max is an excellent student when he applies himself. 1188 01:17:53,507 --> 01:17:55,509 There's been drug use with both his parents. 1189 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:59,637 His father is a musician, uh, but the band split up 1190 01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:01,556 and he's... he's struggled ever since. 1191 01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:06,311 His mother, uh... has been holding down various jobs as a... 1192 01:18:06,313 --> 01:18:09,356 a mother's helper. Commutes an hour a day. 1193 01:18:10,317 --> 01:18:12,734 He excels in... in music... 1194 01:18:12,735 --> 01:18:14,653 I presume you're the defendant's mother? 1195 01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:16,113 Yes, Judge. 1196 01:18:16,113 --> 01:18:18,573 Um, his father was supposed to be here as well, 1197 01:18:18,574 --> 01:18:20,326 but he couldn't get out of work. 1198 01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:21,784 He lives with you both? 1199 01:18:21,786 --> 01:18:24,496 Yes, we both live with him. Uh, at two houses. 1200 01:18:24,497 --> 01:18:27,375 - We both take care of him. - I asked where Max lived. 1201 01:18:28,292 --> 01:18:30,586 Yes, Judge, uh, he lives with both of us. 1202 01:18:30,587 --> 01:18:33,923 But at two houses, mine and me husband's. 1203 01:18:35,591 --> 01:18:38,636 It seems to me a couple of months in a strict supervision environment 1204 01:18:38,636 --> 01:18:41,931 might teach you to respect the efforts your parents have made. 1205 01:18:43,265 --> 01:18:47,060 I'm going to impose an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey, 1206 01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:51,190 in a juvenile correctional facility, and one year's probation. 1207 01:18:52,442 --> 01:18:53,943 I hope you learn your lesson in there, 1208 01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:56,363 and that I won't be seeing you again in my courtroom. 1209 01:18:57,822 --> 01:18:59,614 - I don't care. - Good man. 1210 01:18:59,615 --> 01:19:01,076 That's very harsh. 1211 01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:05,247 - Can I ask you a question? - Go ahead. 1212 01:19:05,747 --> 01:19:06,913 Are you a mother? 1213 01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,207 - Completely irrelevant. - Right. 1214 01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:12,420 But I believe if I weren't, I would have imposed a harsher sentence. 1215 01:19:12,921 --> 01:19:14,505 If the shop owner has his gear back, 1216 01:19:14,506 --> 01:19:16,466 - what's the point in sending him in there? - Madam... 1217 01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:18,551 I'll do whatever it takes to figure this out. 1218 01:19:18,551 --> 01:19:19,927 And what would that be? 1219 01:19:20,845 --> 01:19:23,765 I have 500 euros put away. I can give it to the shop owner. 1220 01:19:24,431 --> 01:19:27,309 And if he's satisfied with that, then he might drop the charges. 1221 01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,146 Otherwise, what's the point in sending him in there and breaking up me family? 1222 01:19:33,065 --> 01:19:34,400 Without him, I have nothing. 1223 01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,484 The owner isn't here. 1224 01:19:36,485 --> 01:19:38,863 And this is a legal matter, not a financial one. 1225 01:19:39,447 --> 01:19:42,408 Max has been on the liaison program for half his life. 1226 01:19:42,408 --> 01:19:46,037 I'd be making a mockery of it if I didn't impose a custodial sentence. 1227 01:19:46,537 --> 01:19:49,291 But in the light of your efforts, I'll reduce it. 1228 01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,793 Four weeks and a year's probation. 1229 01:20:00,844 --> 01:20:03,179 - You did brilliant. - No, I didn't. 1230 01:20:04,805 --> 01:20:07,641 - I'll be grand in there. - No, you won't. 1231 01:20:08,435 --> 01:20:09,851 I will now, Ma. 1232 01:20:15,734 --> 01:20:16,902 Thanks, Ma. 1233 01:20:20,029 --> 01:20:21,113 Okay, Son. 1234 01:20:23,908 --> 01:20:25,076 You're okay. 1235 01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:41,509 So, I'm not coming to visit you. 1236 01:20:42,676 --> 01:20:45,430 When he gets out I might come, but I'd have to bring him. 1237 01:20:47,097 --> 01:20:47,974 How annoying is he? 1238 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,141 Very annoying. 1239 01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:52,229 Yeah. 1240 01:20:53,395 --> 01:20:55,939 Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able to play you my song. 1241 01:20:55,940 --> 01:20:57,274 Which song? 1242 01:20:57,274 --> 01:20:58,609 The song I wrote about you. 1243 01:20:59,235 --> 01:21:01,488 - You wrote a song about me? - Yeah. 1244 01:21:02,572 --> 01:21:03,948 It's about, you know, 1245 01:21:03,948 --> 01:21:06,909 your soul and the time we've spent and who you are. 1246 01:21:07,743 --> 01:21:08,744 What's it called? 1247 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:12,332 "Crazy Irish Bitch." 1248 01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:17,378 I haven't written a new song in a long time. 1249 01:21:18,003 --> 01:21:20,631 I just didn't feel like I had much to write about in life, 1250 01:21:20,631 --> 01:21:24,176 but, uh, I did, I guess. So thanks. 1251 01:21:24,761 --> 01:21:25,761 You're welcome. 1252 01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:28,265 So I'm your muse? 1253 01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:29,890 Yeah. 1254 01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:33,143 Although nowadays you're supposed to be offended by that, right? 1255 01:21:33,144 --> 01:21:36,105 Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it. 1256 01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:38,774 I'll record it for you. 1257 01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,591 Hi, Judge. Do you have a second? 1258 01:22:04,091 --> 01:22:06,385 I'm the mad one from court the other week. 1259 01:22:06,386 --> 01:22:08,177 I know who you are. What is it? 1260 01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:11,307 Would you just make one small change to your sentence? 1261 01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:14,560 It's just a detail, but you could help make it happen. 1262 01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:15,478 What is it? 1263 01:22:16,104 --> 01:22:18,105 Would you let him bring his music stuff with him? 1264 01:22:18,606 --> 01:22:21,442 The info pack says there's no personal items, 1265 01:22:21,443 --> 01:22:23,778 but he has his headphones and a microphone. 1266 01:22:24,695 --> 01:22:27,573 I think it will be very good for him to continue with his music, 1267 01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:30,118 especially with all this time on his hands. 1268 01:22:30,618 --> 01:22:32,662 I don't see why I couldn't look into that. 1269 01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:44,631 - That's the one you want? - Yeah. 1270 01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:47,467 That's the one Keith has. It's class. 1271 01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:49,179 And that's a good microphone? 1272 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:52,890 Yeah, it's very good for GarageBand and that. 1273 01:22:53,432 --> 01:22:54,809 It's an all-round good mic. 1274 01:23:05,444 --> 01:23:06,445 Thanks very much. 1275 01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,033 Little prick. 1276 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:13,887 Here, Ma. Check this out It's just a rough vocal. 1277 01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:15,806 d Living in my life d 1278 01:24:17,641 --> 01:24:20,060 d Living in my hard life d 1279 01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,564 d Living in my life d 1280 01:24:36,619 --> 01:24:39,788 ready to take your order whenever you're ready. 1281 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,893 Sorry, you're telling me that the day you did the very thing 1282 01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,728 that you got locked up for 1283 01:25:02,645 --> 01:25:04,814 - was the best day of your life? - Yeah, hands down. 1284 01:25:05,314 --> 01:25:08,525 I felt like I was on fire meself. I felt alive that day. 1285 01:25:09,402 --> 01:25:12,779 Well, the best day of my life is the day I get out of this kip. 1286 01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:14,573 Yeah, but that's in the future. 1287 01:25:14,573 --> 01:25:15,951 I'm talking about up to now. 1288 01:25:16,533 --> 01:25:18,494 Well, I haven't had a good day, have I? 1289 01:25:21,038 --> 01:25:22,207 What about you, Max? 1290 01:25:22,707 --> 01:25:26,502 Best day of my life was the day I made a video with me ma. 1291 01:25:27,045 --> 01:25:28,671 You made a video with your mother? 1292 01:25:28,671 --> 01:25:30,547 - Yeah. - Well, can we see it? 1293 01:25:30,548 --> 01:25:32,048 No. 1294 01:25:32,050 --> 01:25:33,842 All right, but that's your day? 1295 01:25:34,886 --> 01:25:37,305 Yeah, that was a good day. 1296 01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:54,381 Okay, I'm gonna have to park this thing properly. 1297 01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:57,176 So I'll see youse inside, all right? Good luck. 1298 01:26:57,801 --> 01:26:59,761 - Get up with us. - No, no. 1299 01:26:59,762 --> 01:27:00,764 - I'll be at the bar. - Come on. 1300 01:27:00,764 --> 01:27:02,055 Come on. It'll be great. 1301 01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:04,725 Look, no offense, but I'm actually a professional bass player, 1302 01:27:04,725 --> 01:27:07,978 so I'm not gonna be playing some random amateur night. Thanks. 1303 01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,649 Hey, Da. You weren't at the court. You have to do this. 1304 01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:15,152 I don't even have me bass. 1305 01:27:15,153 --> 01:27:17,322 I packed it. It's in the back seat. 1306 01:27:17,822 --> 01:27:19,530 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1307 01:27:19,532 --> 01:27:21,824 You're not getting out of this one, Ian. 1308 01:27:21,826 --> 01:27:24,369 d Strawberry moon d 1309 01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:28,792 d Oh, you shine down You shine down on me d 1310 01:27:30,292 --> 01:27:34,046 d Another strawberry moon d 1311 01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:54,234 - Give it up for Heart. - Yeah! 1312 01:27:54,943 --> 01:27:58,069 Amazing, isn't she? Long career ahead of her. 1313 01:27:58,070 --> 01:28:01,948 Now, next up we have "Flora and Son." 1314 01:28:01,949 --> 01:28:03,951 Is that the name of the band? Yeah. 1315 01:28:03,952 --> 01:28:06,412 Flora and Son. 1316 01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:11,710 That's a lot of gear. Yeah, man, all right. 1317 01:28:16,715 --> 01:28:18,550 - Hey, Jeff. - Watch this. 1318 01:28:25,265 --> 01:28:28,100 - Are you not gonna be roasting in that? - Shut up, no. I'll be grand. 1319 01:28:30,311 --> 01:28:34,189 Hiya. Um, this is Jeff. 1320 01:28:34,189 --> 01:28:36,649 He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff. 1321 01:28:36,650 --> 01:28:39,778 Hello, Dublin. 1322 01:28:39,779 --> 01:28:41,488 Always wanted to say that. 1323 01:28:41,488 --> 01:28:44,326 And, um, this is Ian on bass. 1324 01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:47,744 And Max, me son, on keyboards. 1325 01:28:47,746 --> 01:28:52,417 Um, we wrote this song together. Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta. 1326 01:28:53,001 --> 01:28:57,255 Um, but, uh, we thought we'd, uh, try it live for you, if-if-if that's all right. 1327 01:28:58,256 --> 01:29:01,007 Okay. I've never done this before. 1328 01:29:01,009 --> 01:29:03,219 I've had diarrhea all week leading up to this. 1329 01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:04,552 Don't be nervous. 1330 01:29:04,554 --> 01:29:06,472 It's easy for you to say. This is a Dublin crowd. 1331 01:29:06,472 --> 01:29:08,849 They'll savage me if I fuck it up. 1332 01:29:08,850 --> 01:29:10,060 Okay, you ready? 1333 01:29:11,101 --> 01:29:13,186 One, two, three, four. 1334 01:29:27,911 --> 01:29:34,292 d I've been bruised and broken I've been torn in fucking two d 1335 01:29:35,585 --> 01:29:38,712 d I've been working and running d 1336 01:29:39,672 --> 01:29:42,216 d Then I have to run home to you d 1337 01:29:43,426 --> 01:29:47,137 d And I'm not living in your life d 1338 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,182 d And you're not living in mine d 1339 01:29:50,891 --> 01:29:54,311 d We've been getting it wrong forever d 1340 01:29:55,271 --> 01:29:57,939 d We'll get it right this time d 1341 01:29:57,940 --> 01:30:00,694 d And live in the high life d 1342 01:30:10,369 --> 01:30:13,372 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 1343 01:30:13,998 --> 01:30:17,668 d You're a thief You're a shit thief d 1344 01:30:18,377 --> 01:30:20,713 d You're always getting caught d 1345 01:30:21,672 --> 01:30:25,135 d I'm a bitch But I'm your bitch d 1346 01:30:26,011 --> 01:30:28,095 d And I'm all you've fucking got d 1347 01:30:29,555 --> 01:30:33,100 d And I'm not living in your life d 1348 01:30:33,726 --> 01:30:36,229 d And you're not living in mine d 1349 01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:40,567 d We all get what we've been given d 1350 01:30:41,192 --> 01:30:43,612 d But we're not gonna give up tryin' d 1351 01:30:44,279 --> 01:30:46,405 d To live in the high life d 1352 01:30:48,324 --> 01:30:51,202 d Living in our high life d 1353 01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,413 d We're up on the high life d 1354 01:30:56,123 --> 01:30:59,168 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1355 01:30:59,877 --> 01:31:01,921 d Living the high life d 1356 01:31:03,756 --> 01:31:06,467 d Living in our high life d 1357 01:31:07,385 --> 01:31:09,762 d We're up on the high life d 1358 01:31:11,389 --> 01:31:14,768 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1359 01:31:19,605 --> 01:31:23,068 d This song's a love song d 1360 01:31:23,859 --> 01:31:24,985 It's not an apology. 1361 01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:30,367 d But sometimes I hate you d 1362 01:31:31,326 --> 01:31:33,787 d Reminding me of me d 1363 01:31:35,412 --> 01:31:37,538 d Woman, guess we're cut From the same cloth d 1364 01:31:37,539 --> 01:31:39,667 d Fourteen years in the same block d 1365 01:31:39,667 --> 01:31:41,042 d Nine long months in your belly d 1366 01:31:41,043 --> 01:31:43,295 d Down to the Coombe And I still wasn't ready d 1367 01:31:43,296 --> 01:31:45,088 d Three days late I arrived at the party d 1368 01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:47,173 d Smile on me face You're welcome, me hearty d 1369 01:31:47,175 --> 01:31:48,926 d Back to the gaff in the Liberties d 1370 01:31:48,926 --> 01:31:50,802 d Christening party Up with the knees d 1371 01:31:50,804 --> 01:31:53,180 d Girl, we are cut from the same cloth d 1372 01:31:53,180 --> 01:31:55,140 d All you feel, I feel the same loss d 1373 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:58,270 d I see your eyes in the mirror Saint, angel, devil, sinner d 1374 01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:00,521 d Still laughin' at life With our fists up d 1375 01:32:00,521 --> 01:32:02,480 d Still getting our tea Down the chip shop d 1376 01:32:02,481 --> 01:32:04,692 d Still tough Tongues sharp as a flick-knife d 1377 01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:06,484 d Still here, still living the high life d 1378 01:32:06,485 --> 01:32:09,488 d And I'm not living in your life d 1379 01:32:09,488 --> 01:32:12,117 d And you're not living in mine d 1380 01:32:13,201 --> 01:32:16,829 d And this song's for all you mothers d 1381 01:32:17,581 --> 01:32:20,750 d We're all gonna be just fine d 1382 01:32:24,337 --> 01:32:26,463 d We're living the high life d 1383 01:32:28,007 --> 01:32:30,969 d Living in our high life d 1384 01:32:32,052 --> 01:32:34,139 d We're up on the high life d 1385 01:32:36,015 --> 01:32:39,768 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1386 01:32:39,769 --> 01:32:43,730 - d We're living the high life d - d Living the high life d 1387 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:47,609 - d Living in our high life d - d Living in our... d 1388 01:32:47,610 --> 01:32:51,404 - d We're up on the high life d - d We're up on the high life d 1389 01:32:51,405 --> 01:32:54,408 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1390 01:32:55,284 --> 01:32:57,286 d Living the high life d 1391 01:32:57,287 --> 01:32:59,162 Living the high life! Whoo! 1392 01:32:59,163 --> 01:33:01,498 d Living in our high life d 1393 01:33:02,708 --> 01:33:05,170 - d We're up on the high life d - Max! 1394 01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,922 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1395 01:33:08,923 --> 01:33:10,757 And it's a fine night to feel alive! 1396 01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:14,345 - d Living the high life d - Top of the world, Ma. 1397 01:33:14,345 --> 01:33:16,890 d Living in our high life d 1398 01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,185 d We're up on the high life d 1399 01:33:22,145 --> 01:33:25,231 d And it's a fine night to feel alive d 1400 01:33:26,065 --> 01:33:27,984 d Living the high life d 1401 01:33:29,944 --> 01:33:31,820 d Living the high life d 1402 01:33:33,448 --> 01:33:35,699 d We're up on the high life d 1403 01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:43,123 You're fucking shite. 1404 01:33:56,220 --> 01:34:00,724 Hey. So here's that song I was telling you about, 1405 01:34:00,725 --> 01:34:04,645 that I wanted to play for you when you got here. 1406 01:34:05,604 --> 01:34:07,524 Uh, but I guess I'll play it now. 1407 01:34:17,617 --> 01:34:20,161 d If I said purple d 1408 01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:23,331 d You'd say red d 1409 01:34:24,457 --> 01:34:30,421 d With your brown hair tumbling Like an unmade bed d 1410 01:34:31,381 --> 01:34:34,382 d Then we'd both die laughing d 1411 01:34:34,384 --> 01:34:38,054 d At something I said d 1412 01:34:39,805 --> 01:34:43,350 d Talking to you d 1413 01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:48,439 d I find my point d 1414 01:34:49,356 --> 01:34:51,734 d And you lose your shit d 1415 01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:55,779 d There's just so much broken d 1416 01:34:55,779 --> 01:34:59,033 d That the words can't fix d 1417 01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,619 d And the dawn is breaking d 1418 01:35:02,621 --> 01:35:05,957 d But I just can't quit d 1419 01:35:07,958 --> 01:35:11,046 d Talking to you d 1420 01:35:13,381 --> 01:35:15,882 d I've seen a Jesus d 1421 01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:20,471 d Roller skating down Sunset d 1422 01:35:20,971 --> 01:35:24,432 d Watched a ballet of sprinklers d 1423 01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:25,769 d In the rain d 1424 01:35:27,811 --> 01:35:31,356 d But I know I'd go crazy d 1425 01:35:31,358 --> 01:35:34,653 d If I couldn't get d 1426 01:35:36,195 --> 01:35:39,865 d To talk to you again d 1427 01:35:42,118 --> 01:35:44,371 d So if God takes me d 1428 01:35:45,872 --> 01:35:48,291 d And leaves you here d 1429 01:35:49,167 --> 01:35:52,711 d I want no black limousines d 1430 01:35:52,712 --> 01:35:55,297 d And no sad tears d 1431 01:35:56,507 --> 01:35:59,717 d 'Cause I'll still be hanging around d 1432 01:35:59,719 --> 01:36:02,389 d The atmosphere d 1433 01:36:04,599 --> 01:36:08,060 d Talking to you d 1434 01:36:10,145 --> 01:36:13,314 d And no words or music d 1435 01:36:13,315 --> 01:36:17,112 d Can come even near d 1436 01:36:18,529 --> 01:36:22,367 d To talking to you d 1437 01:36:25,367 --> 01:36:29,367 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 113997

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