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[Kristen] Welcome to my villa,
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the Sanctuary of Love,
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where my best bestie Terry and I
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binge every minute of every
single reality dating show.
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The only place where even
the loveless can feel L-O-V-E.
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Ex on the Mind.
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Shelter of Passion.
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I'd Have Your Baby.
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The list of the Lord's
perfect shows goes on.
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We've watched three different
reality dating shows
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in one single day.
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We do everything together.
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It's not weird when
you're besties.
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Sixty episodes in 24 hours--
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it's easy when you're watching
your favorite couples,
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like my breathtaking
Sienna and AJ.
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[AJ] If it's meant to be...
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it's meant to be.
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[Kristen] Whose true
loyalty and love
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for each other is unmatched.
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[applause]
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I'm surrounded by
the love of you,
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my 2.4 million followers.
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[Kristen] Or my sassy
and spicy Quincy and Zion,
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who's like no other couple
you've ever watched.
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Quincy and Zion break up
and get back together
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more times than LL Cool J
licks his lips in five minutes.
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"...Quincy and Zion."
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#UnbreakableBond.
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"Together forever!"
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[Hugh] What I said
in those confessionals,
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that's not true.
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Producers...
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[Kristen] Of course,
our absolute fave,
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Hugh and Lexy.
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You've never seen a cuter pair
than Hugh and Lexy.
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[Hugh] How about I buy this
expansion pack for us?
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You can come over,
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figure out these new rules.
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And I might even give you a
free brick on our first game.
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[chuckles]
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We cannot still be talking about
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the one and only time
you beat me.
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[Kristen] It's like they'd
take a bullet for one another.
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I swear!
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The good Lord
created both of them
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just so they could be together
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and give little ol' me
some hope for myself.
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Little miracles proving
that love is real
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and will last forever and ever.
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They have to last forever,
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'cause I couldn't live
in a world if it didn't.
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Please say yes.
Please say yes.
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Please freakin' say yes!
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Say yes.
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I need you to say yes right now!
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Right now!
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Yes! [laughs]
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[screams in joy]
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-[laughing]
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
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[Kristen] Every single
one of us has a soulmate.
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It doesn't matter who you are.
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I was lucky enough to find mine.
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But tragically, he was
snatched away from me.
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I was devastated to lose my
one and only chance at love,
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but I would never let
that happen again.
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Never.
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Ever.
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Bitch, where's my bubbly?
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[Reporter]
This just in.
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Reality show stars
Sienna S. and AJ,
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as well as Quincy and Zion,
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have broken up for
real this time.
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America's favorite couple...
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What did--What did we do
to deserve this?
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Mm-mm, mm-mm!
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...AJ has had a roaming
eye for quite some time.
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Lexy and Hugh, yeah,
they have to still be together.
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-Oh my goodness.
-They, they have to!
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Come on, come on...
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[phone chimes]
Lexi's last post.
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Hugh only liked it.
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No, no playful sarcasm?
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No witty...No witty quip?
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Even on Hugh's down days,
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he always answers with
triple heart eyes.
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Does he not always answer with
at least triple heart eyes!?
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Yes, even on his down days.
Triple heart eyes.
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-All right, hold on.
-What?
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-Hugh's last post.
-[whimpers]
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-Two days ago.
-Uh-huh...
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-Lexi did not even like it!
-[gasp-whimpers]
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[phone chimes]
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Or his post before that!
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[thunderclap]
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[Kristen screams bloody murder]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[seagulls squawking]
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[screams]
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Oh, really!?
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Ah, yes, yes, good afternoon.
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It's time to attack the day.
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Now girl, you know
these breakups
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have literally torn me
to shreds as well,
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but you have been
in here hibernating
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an entire week,
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so I think you've
mourned long enough.
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I will never stop mourning
the loss of true love!
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I know, I know.
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I won't live in a world where
the perfect, beautiful,
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romantic love on TV
doesn't even exist!
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Shush your mouth! Rubbish!
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-Of course it exists.
-[sighs]
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You have a pillow that says
"Love is love", hello?
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Think about it, Ter.
Think about these people.
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They're loveable and
beautiful and charming.
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If love can't work for them,
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how's it supposed
to work for us?
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Especially me.
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[Kristen] Especially you!
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[sighs]
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Is love even real
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if these three perfect
relationships can't work?
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Well...
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maybe they still can.
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[dark, mysterious music]
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[Kristen laughs]
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[Terry chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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[knocking on door]
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[tense music]
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What do you want?
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Pizza delivery.
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Do I look like
I eat pizza, assface?
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Oh, my lashes!
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[peeing]
[birds chirping]
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[AJ] Dude, I'm peeing!
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[pulsating club music]
[lively chatter]
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Can you at least
come out and talk--
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[tense music]
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[horn honks]
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[screams]
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Do, dah, do, dah
Do, dah, do, dah ♪
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♪ Dah, dah
Dah, dah ♪
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[nightmarish music]
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Hello! Hello!
[knocks frantically]
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Hello, is anyone here!?
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Hello!
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Hello, is anyone here?
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Someone help!
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Lexy!
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Lexy! Is that you?
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Hugh?
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Hugh, what's happening?
Where the hell are we?
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[Hugh] No clue.
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I just remember
walking to my car,
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and I was clocked in the head.
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[groans]
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[Sienna] Oh my god!
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Oh my fricking god!
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They've stolen our phones!
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[creepy music]
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[Quincy]
What the hell?
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[chime]
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[Farrah] Hello. I'm Farrah,
your personal digital assistant.
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Welcome to the retreat.
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The purpose of this retreat
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is to help you restart your
beautiful love stories.
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As part of your
social development,
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I will first
need you to announce
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your love for your partner.
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Welcome to your second chance.
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[sighs]
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Lexy?
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I've never stopped loving you.
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[beeping, whirring]
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Oh! It's opening!
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It's opening!
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[creepy music]
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I still love you too.
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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Sienna...I...
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[gasps]
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[AJ] ...can see myself...
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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[AJ] ...maybe being able to...
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fall in, in love with you.
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Okay.
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Um, yeah, absolutely,
I love you, AJ.
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So much.
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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I actually mean I'm
falling in love with you!
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[beeping, whirring]
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All right!
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[Farrah] Zion and Quincy,
you're the last ones.
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Say you love each other.
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Girl, I can never mean it.
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[Farrah] You can stay
in these rooms forever.
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[exasperated sigh]
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You're the love of my life.
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[unconvincingly] He's
the love of my life...
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[beeping, whirring]
[door opens]
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AJ and Sienna, from
Shelter of Passion?
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What the--
You guys from Ex on the Mind ?
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What the hell is going on here?
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[Quincy] Help! Please!
Someone help!
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Hey, look!
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[AJ] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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This is just like that
old damn TV show, Room Raiders .
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I think we've all
just been kidnapped
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on the newest reality show.
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This is all just part
of a game.
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[Quincy] Yeah, some game!
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[grunts]
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Great, we're trapped.
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Like a true crime/reality
dating crossover thing?
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Sounds trendy!
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And high budget.
You think it's a streamer?
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[whispers] Maybe...
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Eww, are you kidding me?
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[Sienna] I am not getting
voted off this show.
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What the hell is this place?
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[AJ] I don't know.
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And who's coming up
with these job titles?
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Apparently these
kidnappers also think
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my sexual history is
more important than my PhD...
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in medicine.
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Is that better or worse than
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filling the old-ass
uncle/dad slot?
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Lexy, you...
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You know I meant what I said
back in those pods, right?
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You didn't just say you loved me
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to get one step
closer to escaping?
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No.
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[frantic whispering
in background]
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Well, escaping should be
our main focus.
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[giggles]
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Excuse me? Excuse me?
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So, like, obviously I watched
all of Lexy and Hugh,
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but I'm wondering,
like, who are you?
245
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Just figuring we should get
to know each other and all.
246
00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,850
-I'm Zion, and this is...
-Quincy.
247
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,320
[Zion] There is one season
248
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,030
out of all of these cute
little dating reality programs
249
00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,930
that feature queer people.
250
00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:09,430
Of course that's the
one season everyone skips.
251
00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:12,830
I promise that the first thing
I do when I get out of here
252
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,740
is watch your gay season.
253
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,100
Queer season.
254
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,240
I'm nonbinary.
He's bi/pan, so...
255
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,940
Totally. I mean,
who doesn't identify
256
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,410
as those things these days?
257
00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,410
[laughs]
258
00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,950
And canceled!
259
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,910
Don't any of you care about
finding a way out of here?
260
00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:30,680
[Terry] And now introducing
your beloved host,
261
00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,550
your one and only...
262
00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:36,920
please welcome Kristen!
263
00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,890
Oh!
264
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,330
[reality show
suspense music]
265
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,600
[gasps]
266
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,560
Is this real?
Is this real?
267
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,300
Oh, oh my god.
268
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,400
Yes, queen!
269
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,500
Oh... Hello!
270
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,710
Oh oh, even blonder in person.
271
00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,880
[gasps] AJ!
272
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,310
So good to see you.
273
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,780
[gasps] Hugh!
274
00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,450
[fake British accent]
Look how fit you are!
275
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,950
Oh, too!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
276
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:06,090
What any lucky girl would do
to snog the hell out of ya.
277
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,790
Mm!
278
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:13,230
[intense, sinister music]
279
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,030
Okay, that's right.
Let's take a tour of the villa.
280
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,470
Yes.
281
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,930
[music continues]
282
00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:22,070
[Kristen] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
283
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,210
Music on!
284
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,280
Help! Someone, help!
Anyone!
285
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,350
[Kristen] There's no need
to leave the villa, lovelies!
286
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,880
[sunny, upbeat music]
[grunts, sighs]
287
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,580
-[Quincy] Damn it!
-[Hugh] Locked up tight, Lex.
288
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,020
All right, this not good.
289
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,120
I know, right?
It's wonderful.
290
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,720
We have an infinity pool,
day beds,
291
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,560
and a whole outdoor gym for
your very, very important reps.
292
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,430
[laughs giddily]
293
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,240
[screams]
294
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,970
[Kristen laughs]
295
00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,570
-Quincy!
-[Quincy sighs]
296
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,440
We're never getting out of here.
297
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,640
I'm gonna kill this bitch.
298
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,380
[laughs giddily]
299
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,350
[zapping]
300
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,720
[grunts]
301
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,220
Easy there, Ted Bear!
Not by the memorabilia!
302
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:15,820
My favorite of all time,
my pride and joy
303
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,890
from Hugh and Lexy's season...
304
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,760
Is that our bow and arrow?
305
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,260
-My favorite episode ever.
-[Hugh gasps]
306
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,800
Uh, uh, there we
go, there we go.
307
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,000
You all right?
308
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,800
You best not try
that kind of shit again.
309
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,070
-[comforting laugh]
-Okay?
310
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,010
It's okay, boo boo.
311
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,580
See, Terry here has
a big, black, sexy
312
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,240
gun, hm?
313
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,450
[gasps]
314
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,750
Do you...
315
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,750
I don't think I've
ever seen a real gun
316
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,850
on a reality dating show before,
317
00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:46,420
and I think it's pretty legit.
Am I right?
318
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,920
Okay, now that
you've met Ter Bear here,
319
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,390
the cutest guy with a gun
320
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:54,730
and my best bestie in
the whole wide world--
321
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,600
You stop it.
You are the best bestie.
322
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,670
-No, you are!
-No, you are.
323
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,670
-You are.
-No, you are.
324
00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,770
-You are.
-You are.
325
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,170
-No, no, no...
-Yuh, yuh, yuh...
326
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,300
-[Kristen] No, you are!
-[Terry] You are.
327
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,300
-[Kristen] You are!
-[Terry] You are!
328
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,910
-[Kristen] You!
-[Terry] You!
329
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,540
[clears throat]
330
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,210
Okay, look.
331
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,310
I know all this
drugging, and kidnapping,
332
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,910
and locking you in a room thing
333
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:15,350
can appear a tad
bit melodramatic.
334
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,050
I understand that.
335
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,960
But can we be real for a minute?
336
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,360
We're all reality TV
show people here, right?
337
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,760
So we can tolerate some
manufactured melodrama.
338
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,800
You're a triple
crime psycho bitch!
339
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,430
[cocks gun]
340
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:32,300
We understand that, you know,
you could be a little bit upset.
341
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,500
But!
342
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,040
We tried to invite you
all here the easy way.
343
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,610
We sent packages to
all your publicists.
344
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,770
We DM'd you on all your socials.
345
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,510
Oooh, but we knew
we had to act fast
346
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,480
so none of you would get into
any other relationships.
347
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,050
What do you want from us?
Why did you kidnap us?
348
00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:50,720
Why are we in this house?
349
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,550
This is not a house.
This is a villa.
350
00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,220
It's a villa.
351
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,690
Is it money?
Is that why you drugged us?
352
00:14:56,690 --> 00:15:00,660
Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon.
353
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,000
Now, we know that you were
354
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,370
the sweet and loveable
virgin of your season,
355
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,030
but loosen up that ass
just a bit, huh?
356
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,340
I mean, it's a little too tight.
357
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,340
-Isn't it too tight?
-[Terry] A little tight.
358
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,940
-Astroglide you think?
-Upstairs.
359
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,240
Yeah, uh-huh.
See, that's your problem.
360
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,780
You can be too untrusting.
361
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,550
Preach!
362
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,610
We all have issues.
363
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:24,290
Believe it or not, I was a
ugly, brace-faced 15-year-old
364
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,290
who chickened out of
kissing Andy Whitworth
365
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,960
at the tenth grade hoedown.
366
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,660
[whispers] I should
have taken that kiss...
367
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:35,360
[creepy music]
368
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,400
[Kristen blabbers
and baby talks]
369
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,000
I should've...
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
370
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,670
[gasps] Oh.
371
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:47,240
But we can get through
all of this together.
372
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,780
And your love showed us
that we too...can be loved.
373
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,710
Yes.
374
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,750
-But then?
-Oh, tell 'em.
375
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,220
-Snap!
-Ah!
376
00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,420
All your beautiful love stories,
they were perfect--
377
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,490
they crumbled, and
with it, our hope.
378
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,730
And all because of
some meaningless
379
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,460
little character flaws.
380
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,730
Trust.
381
00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,600
Honesty.
382
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,870
-Lust.
-Uh-huh!
383
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,370
-Jealousy.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh.
384
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,870
Resentment.
385
00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:23,540
-Oh, and secrets.
-Me?
386
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,450
But that's okay.
That's why we're here--
387
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,180
to make our broken
hearts whole again!
388
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,950
Thanks to us, we'll
repair your relationships
389
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,220
and rekindle your
beautiful love stories...
390
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,220
[darker] ...no matter what.
391
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,160
We want to prove the
love that we see on TV
392
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,960
is real and possible!
393
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,130
That's why you all are here.
394
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,330
[Kristen] Paradise attire.
395
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,260
I forgot your paradise attire.
396
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,700
Let me go get the
paradise attire!
397
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,000
[indistinct mumbling]
398
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,370
Can I just say?
399
00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:56,840
Sorry, for the whole tasing
thing, you know?
400
00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,810
Umm, I feel super,
super lucky
401
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,580
to be in your presence.
Like, you, you have no idea.
402
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,440
I'm like, oh my god,
they're here!
403
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,650
So, look, so I was
engaged, right?
404
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,250
Um, Devin, love of my life,
she passed away recently.
405
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:16,260
A bit tragic, but you inspired
our passion for fitness.
406
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:20,430
And you completely inspired her
to take her whole mind
407
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,300
and, and, and body to a whole
'nother level that I find--
408
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,600
-Shirts off!
-[Terry] Mm-hmm.
409
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,170
[Kristen] Bikinis on!
410
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:30,870
Lexy, your favorite shade
of seafoam green, of course.
411
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:33,440
And Sienna, polka dots,
412
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,810
like the walls
in your childhood room.
413
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,950
And fellas, this is your outfit.
414
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,880
[percussive tropical music]
415
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,280
[Kristen] Bottom line, people,
416
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,620
is that we just have to get
back to the basics, okay?
417
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,820
Simple, unadulterated
human contact!
418
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,430
Express yourselves!
Explore each other intimately!
419
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,760
Remember that body you
first fell in love with?
420
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,130
Oooh, ha!
421
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,770
Communicate that love--
through the paint!
422
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,900
I'm just still not
totally getting
423
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,570
the premise of this show.
424
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:09,580
Like, there's guns,
but there's also paint?
425
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,210
For once, I hope these
editors can not just...
426
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,150
make me, like, the dumbass dude.
427
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,950
Would you touch him
428
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,950
like seven other women are
competing for his attention!?
429
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,250
The whole world saw you
430
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,360
swoop up on Becky P.
and Elizabeth.
431
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,930
Now show us that Sienna fervor.
432
00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,030
All right.
433
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,600
Yes, yes.
434
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,930
That fierce...
435
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,770
Sienna ferrrvor.
436
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,300
[growls]
437
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,540
Do you see the cameras, or--
438
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,470
[whispers] Yeah,
they're right up there.
439
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,310
[giggles]
440
00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,380
Hey, this might be fun.
441
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,810
Lex...
442
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,080
I gotta be honest with you.
443
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,110
This whole innocent
virgin thing,
444
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,980
it gets tired after
three episodes.
445
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,350
Show your man--
Win him back,
446
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:55,220
by showing the sexiness
that you got, come on!
447
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,020
[seagulls squawking]
448
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,190
Lexy...we all know
that you have sexiness
449
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,700
all down inside you.
450
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,400
So bring that shit up!
451
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,900
Okay?
452
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,040
[Kristen] Passion, people!
Show me some passion!
453
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,900
Are you two not about passion?
454
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,410
Come on...
455
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,540
Look, you don't
have to do anything.
456
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,580
I'ma do everything
I can to protect you.
457
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,480
I can protect myself, you know.
458
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,780
You're the strongest
woman I know.
459
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,180
Matter of fact, you need to be
the one protecting me.
460
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,250
Just because I
broke up with you...
461
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,520
doesn't mean I won't
always care about you.
462
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,890
You're supposed to be exploring
yourself through the paint!
463
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,490
Through the paint...
464
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,730
Ahh!
465
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,300
Zion finger-painted my penis
on my back, didn't they?
466
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,330
[Kristen] You people
are ridiculous!
467
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,640
[Zion] Puh-leese.
468
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,370
[Kristen] Please show us
the same respect
469
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:48,110
you would show a nerdy woman
labeled a relationship expert.
470
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,680
I'm sorry, people!
471
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,010
Am I not resonating
with you all?
472
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,480
I mean, do I have to explain
473
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,750
every freakin'
detail of courtship?
474
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,320
[screams]
475
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,990
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
476
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,220
I didn't mean to yell.
I'm sorry.
477
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,560
[Terry] Breathe,
breathe, breathe.
478
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,460
Come on, breathe it in!
Come on, suck that air.
479
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,360
Suck it!
480
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,860
Suck the air...
There it is.
481
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,000
-Aaaahhh!
-Mm-hmm.
482
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,170
Good job.
483
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,440
Screaming is just
a temporary Band-Aid
484
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,310
on a deeper emotional reaction.
485
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,610
Screaming does
nothing but get you
486
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,380
forcefully kicked out of prom
487
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,180
in front of the only man
you've ever loved.
488
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,050
Okay, so...
489
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,620
it could just be me,
490
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,420
but I'm maybe starting to think
491
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:38,360
that this is not a
reality dating show.
492
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,860
Then I definitely
need my phone back.
493
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,290
Like, right now.
494
00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,200
[Terry] Okay, listen up!
495
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,660
We understand.
496
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,100
It's day one.
497
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,940
You haven't had a chance to
fall back in love again yet.
498
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,400
-But you will soon.
-Mm-hmm.
499
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,410
You just need to loosen up
and get more comfortable!
500
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:55,470
And we have just the idea.
501
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,540
We're gonnna have a shindig!
502
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,180
It will send shockwaves
throughout the villa!
503
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,510
Come on, Terry! Terry!
504
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,680
[Terry] Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Shindig!
505
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:06,390
♪ Take a look in the sky ♪
506
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,060
♪ Sunlight shining in my eye ♪
507
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,660
♪ Oh yeah, what's up ♪
508
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,360
♪ Just livin' life good
'cause the feelin' is right ♪
509
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,860
♪ We're trying to go ♪
510
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,860
♪ I got a place in mind
if you're down to roll ♪
511
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,270
♪ Uh-huh
It's right down the road ♪
512
00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,770
♪ Now take a step inside, it
make you feel like gold, ha ♪
513
00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,300
♪ Nice of me ♪
514
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,840
♪ Jump right in, come
and ride with me ♪
515
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,870
♪ You heard that right,
baby, life is sweet ♪
516
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,610
♪ You feelin' good vibes
seven days a week ♪
517
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:32,340
♪ Oh, thinking that
bad weather poolside ♪
518
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,510
♪ And you know I'm
down for a good time ♪
519
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,920
♪ You ain't gotta think twice ♪
520
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,480
♪ Yeah, ready to
start with your life ♪
521
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,820
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
522
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:44,190
Yeah! Go ahead, girl.
Yeah, work it!
523
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,830
Work it like a
mid-episode montage!
524
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,890
Oooh, hoo-hoo!
525
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,560
Oooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
526
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,630
Ooh, ooh, uh, uh.
527
00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,600
Cham--Cham--
Champagne, Champagne.
528
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,470
Champagne.
I need some Champagne.
529
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,740
♪ Wait 'til the sun goes down ♪
530
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,040
♪ On this day, it make me say ♪
531
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,140
Mmm...
532
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,480
[music ends abruptly]
533
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,680
I'm sorry.
534
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,120
Do you not have a dance
party every single episode
535
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,280
of every single day
536
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,820
for the entire freakin' summer!?
537
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,890
What, what--
538
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:18,760
Listen, I think I can speak
for all of us when I say,
539
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,530
we just need some
time with our phones.
540
00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,530
So why don't we just
go back in the house--
541
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,470
It's a villa, Sienna!
I told you that!
542
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,600
It's a villa!
I have an ocean!
543
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:33,640
Totally.
My point, Kristen, my girl,
544
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,440
is that I am pretty good
at social media stalking,
545
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,680
and if you give me my
phone back in the villa,
546
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,650
I can track down that guy
you said you had a crush on.
547
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:46,620
What was his name again?
Andy Whitworth?
548
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,420
Maybe that's where
we put our efforts,
549
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:51,160
because frankly, I don't
see any of the six of us
550
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,460
getting back together.
551
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,860
[intensifying, sinister music]
552
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,060
[screams]
553
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,030
[Sienna screams]
554
00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:57,100
[gasping]
555
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,430
-Jesus Christ!
-What the hell!?
556
00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,200
[retching, vomiting]
557
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,300
Oh my god...
558
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,770
[retching, coughing]
559
00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,240
Oh my god!
560
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,210
Anyone see my diamond earring?
561
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,110
Okay, Sienna, relax.
Let's just stop the bleeding.
562
00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:11,440
No, no, my earring, my earring.
563
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,150
Can we get a first aid kit?
564
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:16,620
This is what I get
as a romantic dance party!?
565
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:19,220
At some point, someone's
going to start showing me
566
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,920
that love is real!
567
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,720
-Terry!
-Uh...
568
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,690
[Sienna] Can I--Can I
have my earring, please?
569
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,190
-Guys, my earring!
-We need help!
570
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,860
[Sienna hyperventilates]
571
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,400
So I'm thinking about
this whole no ear thing.
572
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,040
Maybe it could be my new brand.
573
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,540
Like, sympathy factor alone
574
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,540
will easily get me, like,
another million.
575
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:44,010
[gasps] Maybe I'll even
get my own show.
576
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,210
What do you think?
577
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,710
If we don't get up out
this house,
578
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,480
you're not gonna have no dating
show on no network ever.
579
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,950
[indignant scoff]
580
00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:53,250
It's obvious we up
against some top-flight,
581
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,550
high-tech security system--
582
00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:56,520
There's gotta be a
security mainframe.
583
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,520
AJ, can you please just leave
584
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,430
the scheming for
the smart people?
585
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,960
Like, if this was
Are You the One?
586
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,830
Hugh would be the dude
with the math charts
587
00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:05,300
and you'd be the stubborn idiot
588
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,500
choosing the wrong match
each week.
589
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,070
Okay, I can do math charts.
590
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,100
Just because our show
tried to depict me as the--
591
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,470
Come on, y'all, for real!
Do y'all ever stop bickering?
592
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,740
We need a plan to
get to the mainframe,
593
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,410
and then we can dismantle
the security system.
594
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:19,410
Stop!
595
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,810
-What's up?
-What?
596
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:24,620
Uh...nothing better
than being able to watch
597
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,790
couples be intimate
in the bedroom.
598
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:30,290
Wish we had more of that
on our season, Hugh.
599
00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,490
[tense music]
600
00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:34,030
We could all take
inspiration from that.
601
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,430
Okay...
602
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,700
[Lexy] Forget escape.
603
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:43,370
The real goal should be
falling back in love.
604
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:46,070
Are you out of your mind ?
605
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,410
We are dealing with
some crazy-ass bitch who--
606
00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:50,310
Shut up, AJ!
607
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:51,780
You don't get to
tell me what to do
608
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,450
just because you're the old guy.
609
00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:56,520
I'm 33. That's not old.
610
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,620
I'm just trying to get
you to stop talking shit.
611
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,050
About who? Kristen?
612
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,790
The crazy-ass bitch is--
613
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:04,390
Be quiet!
614
00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:06,430
Okay?
615
00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:08,460
We love Kristen.
616
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,530
[AJ] Oh...
617
00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,500
Got it.
618
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,630
If we have an elimination,
619
00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:15,600
I'm still voting
you off first thing.
620
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,100
Yeah, me too.
621
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,870
[Kristen] Not the
horniest group, are they?
622
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:25,340
[chuckles nervously]
Hmm...
623
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,580
My dear, you, you know
624
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,410
that I think that
you're the best, right?
625
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:34,350
Um...most loveable person ever.
Right?
626
00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:36,760
Right, um...
[coughs]
627
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,090
I don't know how to say this.
628
00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:39,960
I don't know, I thought
we were gonna try to
629
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,060
[clears throat]
630
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,530
I don't know...
631
00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:45,630
not cut any
contestants' ears off.
632
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:49,970
-'Scuse me?
-Yeah. Yeah, see, see,
633
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:51,500
I know that you've
worked really hard
634
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,570
on putting this thing together
635
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:53,970
and coming up with
all these games.
636
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,810
And super, super frustrating,
637
00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:57,840
like, they're not falling back
in love again yet, you know?
638
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,080
Oh, okay.
'Cause for a second there,
639
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,250
it sounded like you
didn't care about love,
640
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,580
like you didn't care
about the fate of romance.
641
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:06,620
Like all you cared about
was some
642
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,420
pointless, ugly ear?
643
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,890
No. No.
You know what it is?
644
00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:13,860
It's just that when
we talked, you know,
645
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,960
when we agreed to
bring 'em here, um,
646
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,730
you know, we talked and I,
I was like--
647
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:21,530
I don't remember
where you said hey, Terrance,
648
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,640
do you...
649
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,470
I don't know, you
wanna be an accessory?
650
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:28,010
Hm? You wanna go to jail?
[laughs]
651
00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:29,740
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all.
652
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,910
As a matter of fact,
I remember you promising me
653
00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,910
that we were gonna do
no permanent damage--
654
00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:36,550
You do not tell me what
I have and have not promised!
655
00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:39,450
You know that's one of
my triggers, Terrance!
656
00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:40,950
[chokes] Okay, look--
657
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,960
Meah!
658
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,460
Anything that's happened
to them should be motivation.
659
00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,090
[sighs]
660
00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:53,400
[sinister music]
661
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,300
Fine.
662
00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,800
Now...
663
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,540
if I'm not mistaken,
664
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:02,310
someone promised me
a French tip pedicure.
665
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:05,310
Tonight.
666
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,510
Okay, my bad.
667
00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:08,750
Of course.
668
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,620
I'm thinkin' red tips,
just for funsies!
669
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,230
[sighs]
670
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,960
You okay?
671
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,030
She's only gonna
get more violent.
672
00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,670
She's watching us
from everywhere.
673
00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,370
What are we gonna do?
674
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:39,700
Listen here.
675
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,040
You remember that last
game of Baton we played?
676
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,910
The one when I finally beat you?
677
00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:45,880
You cannot be bringing
that up again right now.
678
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,350
I'm not just talking about that.
679
00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,650
I have more to say.
I promise.
680
00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:55,320
Even though I was
the glorious winner,
681
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,220
the real truth is...
682
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:02,560
you played one of the best
games I've ever seen, ever.
683
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,330
You didn't give up.
684
00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:06,900
That's my point.
685
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,830
I've never seen
anyone in my life...
686
00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,700
without a single brick...
687
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:16,640
put up such a fight.
Like, damn.
688
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,140
That's sexy, like...
689
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:21,850
That makes you the most
determined person I know.
690
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,350
You're gonna find your
strategy sooner or later.
691
00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:29,120
And this time you're gonna win.
692
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,820
Unlike last time.
693
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,030
Against me...
694
00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:35,160
when I won.
695
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,700
[both laugh]
696
00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:43,570
I have an idea.
697
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,040
I have to go to the bathroom.
698
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,940
[mischievous music]
699
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:53,950
I have a stomach ache.
700
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:56,150
Make sure to courtesy flush!
701
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:04,890
[music turns tense]
702
00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,690
Interesting.
703
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:16,700
[music intensifies]
704
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,410
[determined music]
705
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:37,420
[grunts]
706
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,430
[grunting]
707
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,780
[sighs]
708
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:02,710
[music continues]
709
00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,390
[grunts]
710
00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:22,930
[creepy music]
711
00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:55,030
[dildo rattles]
712
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:08,710
Carfentanil.
713
00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,820
[door shuts]
714
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:17,020
[determined music]
715
00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,030
[Terry] That was by far
the best season, by far.
716
00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,460
[Kristen] It's
definitely top five.
717
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,960
[Terry] Of course it was.
718
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,270
I'll never forget the
first time they showed up.
719
00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:29,370
They didn't know each other.
Mm, mm!
720
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,570
[Kristen] And who could forget
their first makeout sesh
721
00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:33,200
at the bonfire?
722
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,240
They were practically ripping
each other's clothes off.
723
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,810
I've never seen
so much sexiness.
724
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,510
Nothing can top AJ and Sienna.
725
00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:41,950
Remember when AJ threw
himself out the car
726
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,380
and jumped over the fence?
727
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,120
[Terry] Ran right
past the producers,
728
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,150
and in one fell swoop, hopped
on the back of Sienna's horse!
729
00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:50,720
If love was real four years ago,
it still can be today.
730
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,490
That's all I'ma say.
731
00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:56,090
That's a long time
to be taking a dump.
732
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,500
Shit. Shit.
733
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:07,470
[frantic music]
734
00:32:07,470 --> 00:32:09,470
[pants]
735
00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,720
[grunting]
736
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,560
[fabric tearing]
737
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:27,860
[beeping]
738
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:29,330
Where is she?
739
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,900
I think you're out of wet wipes.
740
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,100
Watchin' you.
741
00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:45,140
[delightful, romantic
orchestral music]
742
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,620
[seagulls squawking]
743
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:56,620
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.
744
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,820
[Hugh] What is that?
745
00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:59,760
It causes instant
seizures and then death.
746
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,490
It's used primarily to
tranquilize oversized animals.
747
00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:05,460
Or reality dating show
couples freshly kidnapped.
748
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,130
Well, the good news is,
I have something--
749
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:09,600
I found the security
mainframe to the smarthome.
750
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,100
Look at you,
751
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,270
climbing through the air vents
like an action hero.
752
00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:15,710
I think you're
starting to enjoy this.
753
00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:17,680
It's like a real life game.
754
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,180
You might actually win.
755
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:22,250
[seagulls squawking]
756
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,810
[chime]
757
00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:26,550
[Farrah] Today, you are going to
separate into three challenges
758
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,720
specifically designed
for each couple.
759
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,090
I suggest you take these
challenges very seriously.
760
00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:34,360
You don't wanna
piss off Kristen.
761
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,130
You know, when you get to know
her, she's really a sweetheart,
762
00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:39,600
not to mention a great friend.
763
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,470
You might want to invite
her to some of your--
764
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:42,900
[Farrah voice & Kristen]
-- reunion parties sometime.
765
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,770
[Hugh] Oh my god, it's her.
766
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,600
[Farrah voice & Kristen]
Gotta go!
767
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,110
[footsteps]
768
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,240
-[grunts]
-What?
769
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,540
[grunts]
770
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:57,480
[sinister music]
771
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,550
[seagulls squawking]
772
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:30,350
[yelps]
773
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:36,590
[music continues]
774
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,390
What the hell?
Hey, hey, hey!
775
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,030
[grunts]
776
00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:47,400
[whispers] AJ...
777
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,330
-Where we at?
-I don't know.
778
00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:50,740
[groans]
779
00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:56,610
[seagulls squawking]
780
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,580
[music continues]
781
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,750
[Zion] Oh my god.
782
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,980
Is that the asshole
you kissed in the club?
783
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:07,520
[muffled whimpering]
784
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,190
Hey, Mac.
785
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,290
[Farrah] What would
a beach resort be
786
00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:12,690
without one of your past lovers
787
00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:16,160
coming back to test your
relationship midseason?
788
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,000
If the other shows think
it's helpful, so do we.
789
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,630
So your next challenge is
to eliminate the interloper
790
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:25,440
and prove that no one
can get between you.
791
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,290
[chime]
792
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,630
[Farrah] Your next challenge
is in the Tiki Shack of Secrets,
793
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,000
to finally come clean
and forgive each other.
794
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,470
[both panting]
795
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,000
[chime]
796
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,170
[Farrah] Your next challenge
is a classic trust exercise--
797
00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:45,110
a Truth Booth of sorts--
798
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:48,980
to decide if Hugh is
loyal once and for all.
799
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,210
Your challenges...
800
00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:53,280
begin...now.
801
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,980
[loud zap]
Whoa!
802
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,350
[whooshing]
803
00:35:57,350 --> 00:36:00,390
-Oh, shoot.
-Whoa. Whoa!
804
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:02,560
What's going on?
What?
805
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,630
-That's not so bad.
-[Lexy coughs]
806
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,630
It smells like almonds.
807
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:09,800
Almonds?
It's actually hydrogen cyanide.
808
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,830
And at this rate, we'll be
dead in less than two minutes.
809
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,030
-[Lexy coughs]
-What!?
810
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:16,370
[sinister music]
811
00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:19,240
[Hugh]
[grunts, coughs]
812
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,180
Hey, Kristen.
813
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:26,480
Are you sure all
this is a good idea?
814
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,650
Hey, what if instead,
we send them on dinner dates?
815
00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:30,920
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
816
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,460
some nice, uh, nice clothes
and mood lighting and...
817
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,120
fake food they'll never eat?
818
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,660
Name one show on TV that doesn't
819
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,200
trauma bond their
contestants into love!
820
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,300
-Hm.
-[Kristen] Hm?
821
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,530
Have you seen every
episode of Ex on the Mind ?
822
00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:47,340
Okay. Hm.
823
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,840
Well, then at least no
permanent damage, right?
824
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,370
Mm-hmm.
825
00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:53,140
Refill, will ya, babe?
826
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,340
Of course.
827
00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:55,410
-Help!
- [laughs giddily]
828
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:59,110
[pants]
829
00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:00,250
What do we do?
830
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,720
[Sienna] I don't know, but...
831
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,120
that thing is pointed
right at my chest,
832
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,260
and I cannot get a bruise, boo.
833
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,360
Do you have any idea
how much these cost?
834
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,930
[grunts, struggles]
Aah!
835
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,460
AJ, you get us out!
836
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,100
You're the one hooked up
to the lie detector test!
837
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,930
I, I have no clue
why I am hooked up
838
00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:19,700
to a lie detector test.
839
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:20,900
I don't tell lies!
840
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,840
[beeping]
841
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,070
[whirring]
842
00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:26,780
[beeping becomes faster]
843
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,010
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
844
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,150
[chime]
845
00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,580
[Farrah] Sienna
can't forgive you
846
00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,020
if you don't tell the truth.
847
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,080
[moans]
848
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,250
[beeping]
No.
849
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,620
[beeping becomes faster]
850
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,550
[pants]
851
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,490
Ow!
852
00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:42,620
[groans]
853
00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:46,730
[coughing]
854
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,670
-Now what?
-It's a puzzle.
855
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,800
An escape room.
856
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,740
[coughing]
857
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:58,010
Babe, babe, get on
the platform, go!
858
00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,870
[beeping]
[Lexy] Okay, okay!
859
00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:01,380
[Hugh] Go, go, go, go!
860
00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,480
[Lexy] No...
861
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,210
This crazy bitch wants us
to saw through this rope
862
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,950
and watch Mac
plunge to his death?
863
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,420
No, not happening.
864
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,690
I didn't know you cared
so much about the douchebag
865
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,020
who vampires your neck
every time we break up.
866
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,890
[muffled speech]
867
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:17,090
I'm not killing him.
868
00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,430
[loud zap]
869
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:24,530
[zapping]
[grunting]
870
00:38:24,530 --> 00:38:26,500
It's, it's, it's like
a prisoner's dilemma.
871
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,000
One of us has to
stay on the platform
872
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,640
for the door to stay open.
873
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,870
So only one of us can
run out and survive?
874
00:38:32,970 --> 00:38:34,510
[grunts]
875
00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:35,780
[coughs]
876
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,750
[Farrah] If you will not
saw Mac to his death,
877
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,050
we will have no choice
but to shock you.
878
00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:41,180
That bitch!
879
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:46,350
[zapping]
[grunting]
880
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,630
I couldn't care less.
I'll kill Mac!
881
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,500
No, no, no!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
882
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,630
Mac is a good person.
883
00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,070
He's a good relationship
trespasser.
884
00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:04,940
[zapping]
[grunting]
885
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,910
[pants]
886
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,410
You bastard!
887
00:39:10,410 --> 00:39:11,910
Tell the truth!
888
00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:13,180
About what?
889
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,880
Did you cheat on me?
890
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,150
[pants]
891
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:21,320
It's more complicated
than that, okay?
892
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,790
We weren't getting
along...for a while,
893
00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:26,360
and, and...
894
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,600
we were allowing each
other to see other people.
895
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,300
What!?
896
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,370
[beeping]
897
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,440
[grunts, coughs]
898
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,310
[Farrah] Sienna,
do you forgive AJ?
899
00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,510
I never gave you
permission to see anyone.
900
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,010
No, I don't forgive him.
901
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,110
[beeping]
902
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,480
[Sienna] No!
903
00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:48,220
Oh my...God!
904
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,450
[deep inhale]
905
00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:53,050
No ear and completely
deformed boobs.
906
00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:55,590
-Tell the truth!
-Okay, okay, okay!
907
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,460
Okay, so, so maybe
it wasn't an agreement.
908
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,230
But I thought it was okay!
909
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,160
[beeping]
910
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,700
No!
911
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,100
[screams]
912
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,240
[Hugh & Lexy coughing]
913
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:12,870
[tense music]
914
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,480
[Lexy] All right, all right,
we can figure this out.
915
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,610
One of us doesn't have to
die for the other to escape.
916
00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:21,180
[coughing] I have an idea.
917
00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,280
-[Lexy] Okay.
-[Hugh] Come on.
918
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,990
[Lexy] Okay.
919
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,090
-[Hugh] Jump off!
-[Lexy] Okay.
920
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,320
[Hugh] Now go!
921
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,590
Wait wait wait, no, wait.
What about you?
922
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:30,760
I, I'ma figure it out, okay?
You go!
923
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,290
[Lexy] Why should I go?
You should go!
924
00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:34,360
I'm not gonna leave without you.
925
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,270
I'm trying to save your life.
926
00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,400
Lexy, go! [coughs]
927
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,970
[beeping]
928
00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:42,400
[screams]
929
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,570
Okay, stop!
930
00:40:43,570 --> 00:40:45,740
Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop!
931
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:48,280
[pants]
932
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,780
I cheated.
933
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,180
Okay?
934
00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:53,350
There, I said it!
935
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,780
I cheated on you.
936
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:58,450
[Farrah] Sienna,
do you forgive him?
937
00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,960
Yes, yes...
938
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,920
Come on, come on...
939
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,860
Yeah, fine.
940
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,930
I forgive him.
941
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,360
[Farrah] But wouldn't
you like to know
942
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,160
who he cheated on you with?
943
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,470
[intensifying music]
944
00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:18,140
Yeah. Yeah, actually.
945
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,140
I would.
946
00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:20,310
[loud zap]
947
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,680
[zapping]
[grunting]
948
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,980
[panting]
949
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,250
[Quincy] Saw the rope now!
950
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,720
[muffled screaming]
951
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,290
[Zion] I can't do it.
I'm not going to kill anyone.
952
00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:37,090
Saw!
953
00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:38,490
I'm not killing anyone.
954
00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:40,330
[Quincy] Why are you
choosing him over us?
955
00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,530
No!
956
00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,900
There will never be
an "us"!
957
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,930
No, damn it!
958
00:41:44,930 --> 00:41:46,130
I have to do every
damn thing myself!
959
00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:48,340
-What do I get to have!?
-Kristen, what are you--
960
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:53,470
[sinister music]
961
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,680
[Terry & Farrah voice]
Okay, come on, people.
962
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,780
Hurry up, finish your
challenges, okay?
963
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,210
Come on, come on,
show your love!
964
00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,310
Show your love,
show your love.
965
00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,780
Awww, damn!
966
00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:02,280
Who did you have sex with, AJ?
967
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,920
I promise you, you
don't wanna...know.
968
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,690
Tell me!
969
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:10,390
[tense, intensifying music]
970
00:42:10,390 --> 00:42:12,030
Your mom!
971
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:16,200
I banged your mom
during the hometown visit.
972
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,730
I'm sorry!
973
00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:21,800
But have you seen that ass?
974
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,470
My god...
975
00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:25,940
She's a smokeshow!
976
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,680
[beeping, powering down]
977
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,450
[beeps twice]
978
00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,010
[grunts]
979
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:36,950
[pants]
980
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,120
Ahh!
981
00:42:42,990 --> 00:42:44,130
You asshole!
982
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,330
Oh!
983
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,730
[groans]
984
00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:52,600
[groans]
985
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,700
[Hugh & Lexy coughing]
986
00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,670
[Hugh] What are you doing?
987
00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,940
[Lexy] I'm not
leaving without you.
988
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:04,650
[coughs]
989
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:08,450
-I love you.
-[coughs] I love you too.
990
00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:09,420
[beeping]
991
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,420
[whooshing]
992
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,260
[chime]
993
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,820
[Farrah]
Nice work, both of you.
994
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,590
You've figured out that loyalty
and love for each other
995
00:43:18,590 --> 00:43:21,200
will prevail in any situation.
996
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,830
[beeping, door opens]
997
00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:25,400
I can't choose you.
998
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,570
Some people just,
they're not--
999
00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,600
they're not meant
to be together.
1000
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,940
And we will never be together!
1001
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,210
What the hell!?
1002
00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,740
F-boy, f-bye.
1003
00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:38,980
Girl, I don't, uh...
1004
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,980
I don't think you can kill
the queer people first anymore.
1005
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:42,550
Just die.
1006
00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:44,520
I, I, wait, please.
1007
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,550
I, I...
1008
00:43:49,490 --> 00:43:51,960
[weakly] You got any aspirin?
1009
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960
[death rattle]
1010
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,960
Oh honey, I didn't
mean to scare you.
1011
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,130
[creaking]
[muffled whimpers]
1012
00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,570
I meant to kill you!
1013
00:44:01,570 --> 00:44:05,140
[frantic muffled whimpers]
1014
00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,020
Our first elimination.
1015
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,590
You know what?
1016
00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,650
I think I want some
pineapple juice.
1017
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:20,860
I'm gonna get me
some pineapple juice.
1018
00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,190
-You want some pineapple juice?
-What?
1019
00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:24,630
Kristen, this, this
wasn't supposed to be
1020
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:26,660
a part of the eliminations.
1021
00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:28,500
[Kristen] Excuse me?
1022
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,800
Kristen, I loved them!
1023
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,100
Come on.
1024
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,370
Quincy? Zion?
1025
00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:35,700
What's wrong with you, okay?
1026
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:39,540
I, I'm not gonna be a
part of this anymore.
1027
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:41,110
I'm done.
1028
00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:43,210
[Kristen] Terry!
1029
00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:46,650
If Chris Harrison can be
replaced, so can you!
1030
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:49,620
But first, I have a question.
1031
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:54,690
[seagulls squawking]
[sinister music]
1032
00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:56,760
When you were a scrawny preteen
1033
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,060
being bullied for your
butt-ugly pimple face
1034
00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,660
that made even your own mother
and your uncle Larry vomit--
1035
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:04,030
you remember your uncle Larry!
1036
00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:05,730
[retches] He'd look at you--
[retches]
1037
00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,100
I said, "Don't do
that, Uncle Larry!"
1038
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,670
[retches]
1039
00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:10,670
"Your face! Your face!"
1040
00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:13,810
Who was by your side?
1041
00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:14,880
Me.
1042
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,040
Only me.
1043
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,610
You remember when you
were a scared metrosexual
1044
00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:24,490
in the Marines--oorah, huh?
1045
00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:28,520
Being bullied by all
those manly men...
1046
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,590
because you decided
to stay up all night
1047
00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:33,130
binging Are You the One?
1048
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,460
Who did you call?
Who you gonna call?
1049
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:38,170
Not Ghostbusters.
You called me!
1050
00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:42,640
I have always been the
only person by your side.
1051
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,900
Devin was there before too.
1052
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,410
We're not talkin' about Devin!
1053
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:48,310
For the first time in my life,
we're talking about me.
1054
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:50,850
I have always been the
only one by your side,
1055
00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:53,550
and the least I deserve
is for you to be by mine
1056
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,850
while I fight for love.
1057
00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,650
I am doing what I have to do
1058
00:45:57,650 --> 00:46:00,350
to get at least one of
these couples reunited.
1059
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:02,090
I already lost one couple.
1060
00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:04,230
Terry, this is what
we decided to do.
1061
00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:07,360
This is what we promised!
We are fighting for love.
1062
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,560
Don't you want that?
1063
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,870
[tense music]
1064
00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,600
Yes.
1065
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,340
[affectionate chuckling]
1066
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,670
I know you do.
1067
00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:22,780
You love love
like I love love, don't you?
1068
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,380
You know what would
make you feel better?
1069
00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:27,180
Pineapple juice!
Mm-hmm.
1070
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:28,880
In a golden season
finale chalice.
1071
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,680
-Come on, let's go.
-Okay.
1072
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,750
Let's go, here we go.
Come on!
1073
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:41,630
[sinister music]
1074
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:53,340
Damn, what
the hell happened to y'all?
1075
00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:55,380
AJ had sex with my mother.
1076
00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,110
[Hugh laughs]
1077
00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:00,410
Well, technically it
wasn't traditional sex.
1078
00:47:00,410 --> 00:47:03,380
It was primarily backdoor.
1079
00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:06,850
I'm just keeping it one-hundo.
1080
00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:10,120
Well, I'm just happy
everyone is okay.
1081
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,960
So did you two have the
pleasure of confirming
1082
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,260
all the reasons why
you broke up too?
1083
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:17,900
Not really, actually.
1084
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:20,830
Where are those two
super trashy toxic peeps
1085
00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:23,940
who clearly never had any
chance of winning anything?
1086
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:26,870
Terry, what's going on?
1087
00:47:26,870 --> 00:47:28,580
I know torturing us
and hurting us
1088
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,480
could not have been
part of your plan.
1089
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,080
Look...
1090
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,580
I know you went through a lot
of pain after losing Devin,
1091
00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,950
and it resulted it in this
codependency with Kristen,
1092
00:47:36,950 --> 00:47:38,290
but you don't have to torture--
1093
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,720
I'm not torturing you!
1094
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,560
Look, this, this was just
supposed to be some,
1095
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,560
some, some harmless games.
1096
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,860
[tense music]
1097
00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,930
Today marks a very,
very sad day for me.
1098
00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:54,940
A year ago today,
my fiancée, Devin, passed.
1099
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,270
[gasps for air]
1100
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,770
[Terry] Came completely
out of the blue.
1101
00:47:57,770 --> 00:47:59,270
Okay?
1102
00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:00,740
And...
1103
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,540
Kristen and I, we...
1104
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:05,880
just need to
believe that love...
1105
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,580
love is possible again.
1106
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,980
[Kristen] Exactly right, Terry.
1107
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,450
We need something to celebrate.
1108
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:18,390
Only the best rosé in our
season finale gold chalice.
1109
00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:22,130
Terry, please do us
the honors by serving us.
1110
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:29,370
Now that you have successfully
completed your Truth Booth
1111
00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:32,170
and Shack of Secrets...
1112
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:35,410
you are now one step closer...
1113
00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:38,210
[grunts]
1114
00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:41,650
...to being your
perfect matches.
1115
00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:43,850
And I have--hold on--
1116
00:48:43,850 --> 00:48:46,020
a little speech in here.
1117
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,590
"If you feel you have your
perfect matches, then lock in--"
1118
00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:49,860
Oh!
1119
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,490
[horror music]
1120
00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:52,960
-Oh shit!
-Oh my gosh!
1121
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,900
[frantic chatter]
1122
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:55,860
He's bleeding!
1123
00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,360
That's real!
1124
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,900
Is that Zion!?
1125
00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:01,240
[Zion screams]
1126
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,900
Dude, this is so embarassing.
1127
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,240
[Zion moans]
1128
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,810
Terry...
1129
00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:09,880
Oh my god,
will he just die?
1130
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,180
[doorbell rings]
1131
00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:12,380
What!?
1132
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,150
[whimpers]
1133
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:17,580
Harold!
1134
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,650
Oh, that dinosaur has worse
timing than a commercial break.
1135
00:49:20,650 --> 00:49:22,660
Lock all of them in the room.
1136
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,660
I've gotta take care of Harold!
1137
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,930
Take it easy, take it easy.
1138
00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:27,390
[Kristen] Help me, come on!
1139
00:49:27,390 --> 00:49:28,800
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1140
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,200
-Terry--
-Please.
1141
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,430
What are you doing?
Come on!
1142
00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:33,000
Please, I'm sorry.
1143
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,270
-Eww.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
1144
00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:35,840
just please...
1145
00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:38,770
Oh, great!
1146
00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:41,080
So what the hell are
we supposed to do now?
1147
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,410
Lexy got something
that might work,
1148
00:49:42,410 --> 00:49:43,780
but we need to hurry.
1149
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,880
Get up!
1150
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,210
What?
1151
00:49:47,210 --> 00:49:48,580
[grunts]
1152
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,750
[Kristen] Listen here,
prehistoric penis!
1153
00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:53,490
I am trying to save the future
1154
00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,790
of the world's last
two greatest couples.
1155
00:49:55,790 --> 00:49:56,890
What do you want!?
1156
00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,260
Our date!
I'm here to pick you up.
1157
00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,960
Remember?
I said I'd come tonight.
1158
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,900
Listen, Harold, your
forgetfulness is in overdrive.
1159
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:04,060
There is no date.
1160
00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:06,400
There never was one,
never will be.
1161
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,500
Don't you wanna take
a chance on love?
1162
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,840
I did.
1163
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,070
But there's only one
man in the world for me.
1164
00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:15,240
And I've come to accept
that without him,
1165
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,510
I can now share the love
of my favorite TV stars.
1166
00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:22,580
But you, Harold,
you're not Andy, nor a TV star.
1167
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,490
Well, actually, back in 1965,
1168
00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,220
I applied to be on
The Dating Game .
1169
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,360
You see, back then
we didn't have no reality TV,
1170
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,860
just game shows on
the regular networks.
1171
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:33,260
I could've been a TV star.
1172
00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:35,200
A TV star?
1173
00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:40,240
[Lexy] The room is literally
just down the hall.
1174
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,010
-Follow me.
-All right, AJ, you up.
1175
00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:46,080
No, no, I don't really
know how to say this,
1176
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,590
but, um, yeah, I'm gonna
have a little bit of trouble
1177
00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:51,550
climbing up there because...
1178
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:53,790
because, well, earlier...
1179
00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:55,220
my, uh...
1180
00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,130
-both my nuts...
-[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt]
1181
00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:59,900
...they sort of, uh...
1182
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,400
-They exploded.
-[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt]
1183
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,500
[tense music]
1184
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,900
[grunting]
1185
00:51:09,070 --> 00:51:10,270
I can help you.
Come on.
1186
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:11,610
[AJ] Are you serious?
-I got you, yes.
1187
00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:12,710
[AJ] Thank you.
1188
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:13,880
Come in here.
Give me a hug.
1189
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,710
Oh...[laughs]
Yeah, you're welcome.
1190
00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:20,620
[tense music]
1191
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,720
Hey, to the left.
1192
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,720
All right, uh, we got the vent.
1193
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,160
-We gotta go to the vent.
-Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1194
00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:31,690
No, no, no.
Whew, whew, whew.
1195
00:51:31,690 --> 00:51:35,430
[pants]
1196
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:37,500
[sobs quietly]
1197
00:51:39,670 --> 00:51:43,440
[pants]
1198
00:51:44,610 --> 00:51:47,480
Harold, I don't know what
part of no you don't understand,
1199
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,510
so let me be very clear.
1200
00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:53,350
I am never, ever,
ever going anywhere,
1201
00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:57,950
not a zilch, crackin'
nowhere with you, player!
1202
00:51:57,950 --> 00:51:59,960
Pops! Whatever!
1203
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,560
Even if my very
life depended on it.
1204
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,960
Oh, all right.
1205
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,630
I can take a hint.
1206
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:11,930
Let's just order in then, hm?
1207
00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:13,370
Goodbye.
1208
00:52:13,370 --> 00:52:15,910
[upbeat music]
1209
00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:17,170
I'm not sure how
much time we have,
1210
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,710
so I just say unplug
the whole thing.
1211
00:52:18,710 --> 00:52:21,840
No, no, no, no, that can only
make things worse for us.
1212
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,080
A hard shutdown could cause
1213
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,150
severe hard drive corruption
issues.
1214
00:52:25,150 --> 00:52:27,980
Might even lock the whole
security system in place.
1215
00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:30,290
I learned that first year
studying this stuff.
1216
00:52:30,290 --> 00:52:32,860
-Studying what stuff?
-Software engineering.
1217
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:35,120
[Others] You're a
software engineer?
1218
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,030
Uh, yeah, I tried to
tell you guys earlier,
1219
00:52:37,030 --> 00:52:38,430
but you just kept saying
1220
00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:41,060
let the smart people
make the math charts.
1221
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,700
I thought you were a
professional surfing enthusiast.
1222
00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,140
No, the producers just said
it'd be better for the edit
1223
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,840
if I fit the, quote,
"California bro character."
1224
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,840
Okay, I'm gathering
the IP address
1225
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,180
and signature information
1226
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,280
to auto run a list of
factory set passwords.
1227
00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:58,480
It's gonna take a minute.
1228
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,620
Well, hurry up.
We've got five minutes, tops.
1229
00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:02,320
Well, you do that.
1230
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,990
Lex, we gotta go find a weapon.
Let's go.
1231
00:53:04,990 --> 00:53:10,560
♪ Wait and see,
they cut you down ♪
1232
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,030
[Kristen grunts]
1233
00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:15,030
[upbeat music]
1234
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:18,400
♪ Didn't fall in the groove ♪
1235
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,340
♪ It sinks,
but it doesn't move ♪
1236
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,740
♪ I hope to god
that I'm wrong ♪
1237
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:31,650
♪ Maybe I am the fool ♪
1238
00:53:31,650 --> 00:53:35,420
♪ I give you all I have,
but I don't have much ♪
1239
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,090
[buzzer]
1240
00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:41,590
♪ But it's true
Baby, it's all for you ♪
1241
00:53:41,590 --> 00:53:44,090
He's gotta have another
gun in here somewhere.
1242
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,260
There's gotta be something.
1243
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,160
♪ But it's true ♪
1244
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,470
♪ Baby, I would die for you ♪
1245
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,270
[upbeat music]
1246
00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:08,650
♪ I've been broken
and sewed again ♪
1247
00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:13,020
♪ I've sunk to the bottom
and floated in space... ♪
1248
00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:17,030
[music slows, distorts]
1249
00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:20,260
-Hugh!
-What?
1250
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,030
You come look at this.
1251
00:54:22,030 --> 00:54:25,930
[suspenseful music]
1252
00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,440
[Harold] Kristen!
1253
00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,340
Let me in!
1254
00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:33,540
I'll kill that old man.
1255
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:35,980
Coming, Harold!
1256
00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,750
Get on my nerves!
1257
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,950
What--
1258
00:54:39,950 --> 00:54:43,150
...the hell are you doing, Ter?
1259
00:54:44,390 --> 00:54:45,790
Damn it!
1260
00:54:45,790 --> 00:54:48,520
[suspenseful music]
1261
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,890
[beep]
1262
00:54:49,890 --> 00:54:51,030
Could you be any slower?
1263
00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:52,190
Sixty more seconds.
1264
00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,000
I'm almost through the system.
1265
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,060
[beep]
1266
00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:59,130
[creepy music]
1267
00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,170
Okay.
1268
00:55:01,870 --> 00:55:03,610
[Lexy] She's been stalking us.
1269
00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:06,780
That ain't all she done.
1270
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:10,080
[horror music]
1271
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,710
Oh, this is crazy.
1272
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,550
[Lexy] How long has
she been planning this?
1273
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,350
Hurry up, Terry!
1274
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:21,120
Harold's still
at the front door!
1275
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:24,330
Damn it, Terry, hurry up!
1276
00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:26,160
I heard you the first time!
1277
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,230
Look.
1278
00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,240
Look, look, look, look, look.
1279
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,240
[beep]
1280
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,010
Okay, here we go.
1281
00:55:37,010 --> 00:55:38,370
This is officially one of
1282
00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:40,110
the most important
moments of my life.
1283
00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:41,440
Wish me luck.
1284
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:48,680
Hey!
All right, all the way.
1285
00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:50,490
Nice!
1286
00:55:50,490 --> 00:55:52,820
Ever since the first day
I saw you in pre-algebra,
1287
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,220
I've loved you.
1288
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,860
I mean, I know I wasn't
attractive enough for you
1289
00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,390
in high school, but...
1290
00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:59,030
for the past 15 years,
1291
00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,400
I've loved you.
1292
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,700
I mean, I've reconfigured
my whole life for you.
1293
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:06,000
I started a multimillion-dollar
flower sealant business
1294
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,040
just for you.
1295
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,600
I've made myself
perfect for you.
1296
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,370
I got a nose job and I
replaced two missing teeth,
1297
00:56:11,370 --> 00:56:13,280
and I'm getting eye surgery
next month.
1298
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,450
So, Andy Whitworth...
1299
00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:19,720
can we spend the rest
of our lives together?
1300
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,750
Huh?
1301
00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:23,450
Hey, wait, you're
the one who stabbed
1302
00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:26,860
Lisa Miller in the eye at prom.
1303
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,990
Okay, Arty that's,
that's enough.
1304
00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:31,860
That's you. [laughs]
1305
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:34,660
Okay, all right.
1306
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:38,330
[melancholy music]
1307
00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:40,740
Hey, it's not that you
weren't...
1308
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:42,670
attractive enough for me
in high school.
1309
00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:44,770
You thought I was attractive?
[gasps] Oh my god!
1310
00:56:44,770 --> 00:56:47,740
Clearly I wasn't straightforward
enough back then, but...
1311
00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:49,550
we hardly said two words
to each other.
1312
00:56:49,550 --> 00:56:52,050
-I was a little shy, yeah.
-You seemed interesting.
1313
00:56:52,050 --> 00:56:53,250
[Friend] No way!
[friends laughing]
1314
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,820
[Kristen] Oh, you
think I'm interesting!
1315
00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:57,290
[Andy] No, Kristen, you don't
have to change anything
1316
00:56:57,290 --> 00:56:58,650
about yourself.
1317
00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:01,390
About your look or your career.
1318
00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,460
It's not about any
of those things.
1319
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,330
It's just about you.
1320
00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:08,430
I'm not into you.
1321
00:57:08,430 --> 00:57:11,200
I could never be into you.
1322
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,370
And I know you think
some big gesture of love
1323
00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:15,540
could somehow win
me over, but...
1324
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:18,940
it can't now, and it can't ever.
1325
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:20,640
Ouch!
1326
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,110
It's just the fake romantic shit
1327
00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:25,050
you see on those
reality dating shows.
1328
00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:26,320
It's not real life.
1329
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,480
[crying] No.
1330
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,420
[Friend]
Say goodbye, buddy!
1331
00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:35,120
[dramatic music]
1332
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,730
[crying]
1333
00:57:39,230 --> 00:57:40,530
You see how this is
starting to make sense?
1334
00:57:40,530 --> 00:57:42,970
Mm-hmm.
Her villain origin story.
1335
00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,270
Look!
1336
00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:53,240
Andy Whitworth, age 33.
1337
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:57,250
Schoolteacher dies.
1338
00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:59,410
Unexplained sudden seizure.
1339
00:57:59,410 --> 00:58:04,890
[suspenseful music]
1340
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,920
Holy shit, my phone!
1341
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,290
[phone chimes]
1342
00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:13,300
And I've got
2300 notifications.
1343
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,630
-Okay, call 911.
-I will, I will.
1344
00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:16,870
I just need to super
quickly respond
1345
00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:18,300
to these follow requests,
okay, super quick.
1346
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,870
Sienna, call someone!
1347
00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,340
Or at least post that
we're in trouble.
1348
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,740
I'm doing it!
1349
00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:24,140
[sighs]
1350
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,880
[beeping]
1351
00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,950
Will you go online
and like my post?
1352
00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:35,750
[beeping]
1353
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:39,450
Okay, we're in!
1354
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,030
Not now, we gotta go.
1355
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,930
Kristen!
1356
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,970
[beeping, door opens]
1357
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,870
[grunting]
1358
00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:58,740
[suspenseful music]
1359
00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:00,410
I'm sorry, Z.
1360
00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:02,210
What the hell are
you doing up there?
1361
00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,380
This is not the time for
1362
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:05,410
a reality show
confessional, Terry!
1363
00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:06,650
[watch beeping]
1364
00:59:06,650 --> 00:59:08,050
What!?
1365
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,590
I have to go reactivate
the alarm system.
1366
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:18,990
[creepy music]
1367
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,880
Holy mother of god...
1368
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:36,980
[groans]
1369
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:38,780
No means no, Harold!
1370
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,390
How did the security
system get dismantled?
1371
00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:45,090
Terry!
1372
00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:47,820
[grunts]
[corpse splashes]
1373
00:59:50,530 --> 00:59:55,570
[suspenseful music]
1374
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,080
[Hugh] And now we're here.
1375
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:10,250
It's just all so hard, you know?
1376
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,860
I know I have to
propose tomorrow.
1377
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:17,190
But the truth is, I don't
know which girl to choose.
1378
01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:20,230
Lexy, you know that's fake.
1379
01:00:20,230 --> 01:00:22,800
This is all...
1380
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,900
They made me say
this for good TV.
1381
01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:27,640
How do I know they also didn't
convince you to choose me?
1382
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,710
We also made for good TV.
1383
01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:32,510
[Hugh] [sighs]
Here goes...somethin'.
1384
01:00:32,510 --> 01:00:35,550
Forget it.
Doesn't matter.
1385
01:00:35,550 --> 01:00:36,680
I was dumb to think these shows
1386
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,080
could ever foster
real relationships.
1387
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,360
No, no, no!
This couldn't be, man!
1388
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,220
I unlocked the entire
frickin' house!
1389
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:50,590
[suspenseful music]
1390
01:00:50,590 --> 01:00:53,130
Unless someone
reactivated the system.
1391
01:00:53,130 --> 01:00:54,870
Let's check the front, come on.
1392
01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:57,940
[grunts]
1393
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,970
Aaah!
1394
01:01:00,470 --> 01:01:02,140
Aaah!
1395
01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:03,370
Oh my god!
1396
01:01:03,370 --> 01:01:04,680
You're worse than
a reality show villain
1397
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,040
they won't eliminate.
1398
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,180
Just when I thought
1399
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,450
we were all
falling back in love again...
1400
01:01:09,450 --> 01:01:12,050
[Sienna] I don't think
you get it, asshole.
1401
01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:15,990
AJ and I are never,
ever getting back together!
1402
01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:17,190
-No.
-Yeah.
1403
01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:18,690
-No.
-Yeah, that's right!
1404
01:01:18,690 --> 01:01:21,030
The only reason I ever
signed up for the dumb show
1405
01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:22,490
was for the followers.
1406
01:01:22,490 --> 01:01:24,900
AJ and I were never in love.
1407
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,860
I just wanted to
be an influencer.
1408
01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:27,870
[screeches]
1409
01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:29,670
[grunts]
1410
01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:33,340
You...are...lying!
1411
01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:37,980
You...were...in...love!!!
1412
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,910
[growls]
1413
01:01:40,910 --> 01:01:42,410
[Kristen screams]
1414
01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:44,750
[grunts]
1415
01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:46,820
[fires two shots]
1416
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:50,050
[pants]
1417
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:54,290
Finally!
Shoot him, you idiot!
1418
01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:56,830
No! No, no!
No--
1419
01:01:56,830 --> 01:01:58,100
No more violence, okay?
1420
01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:00,700
I, I, I'm not taking part
in any more violence.
1421
01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,370
Look, AJ and Sienna,
they never loved each other.
1422
01:02:03,370 --> 01:02:05,370
Ask AJ yourself.
He'll tell you.
1423
01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:09,210
AJ, why is it that you were
with Sienna the whole season?
1424
01:02:09,210 --> 01:02:10,440
Uh, honestly?
1425
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,610
S-S-So I wouldn't
get eliminated.
1426
01:02:12,610 --> 01:02:14,910
Like, like, wouldn't you
pretend to date a girl
1427
01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:17,380
so you could stay in paradise
for the rest of the summer?
1428
01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:18,750
It's just a situationship!
1429
01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:19,620
[cocks gun]
Hey, hey--
1430
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,250
[gunshot]
Whoa!
1431
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:22,420
[pants]
1432
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,490
Oh my god!
1433
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,820
I just got shot!
1434
01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:28,360
This, this is what it
feels like to get shot!
1435
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,860
[pants]
1436
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:30,930
Cool.
1437
01:02:30,930 --> 01:02:32,160
[retches]
1438
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,260
Not my carpet!
1439
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,600
I feel so much better...
1440
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,100
You are off the rails!
You are worse than
1441
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,640
an eliminated
chick in a black SUV!
1442
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,270
I'm not!
Shoot him again, okay?
1443
01:02:43,270 --> 01:02:45,510
Everybody knows a gunshot
to the shoulder does nothing!
1444
01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:47,440
-No.
-Yes.
1445
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,580
-No.
-Yes!
1446
01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,850
[stammers]
1447
01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,650
What if you wanna do
a reunion special?
1448
01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:53,720
Oh, I didn't think about that.
1449
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,320
[cocks gun, fires]
1450
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,250
Oh my god!
1451
01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:01,330
Do I have to do every
damn thing around here!?
1452
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,960
Those was real
gunshots this time.
1453
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,160
-They were.
-We gotta go.
1454
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,630
[Kristen] This is the
second time in 30 minutes
1455
01:03:08,630 --> 01:03:10,730
you have messed up.
You are making more mistakes
1456
01:03:10,730 --> 01:03:13,500
than a man on Euro Island .
Mm-hmm!
1457
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,670
Kristen?
1458
01:03:15,670 --> 01:03:17,310
I can't be a part of this, okay?
1459
01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:18,780
I can't be a part of this!
1460
01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:22,310
What happened to love,
romanticism, and, and passion?
1461
01:03:22,310 --> 01:03:25,820
We find Lexy and Hugh,
or we're going to prison.
1462
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:29,150
You do know there's no
endless streaming in prison.
1463
01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:32,790
Do you wanna miss the next
Vanessa and Nick show?
1464
01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:35,460
[suspenseful music]
1465
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:37,530
No.
1466
01:03:37,530 --> 01:03:39,600
Well, then.
Help me cover the evidence,
1467
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,470
because if I go down,
you go down.
1468
01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:46,600
Hmph!
I need to clean up my face.
1469
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,640
[music continues]
1470
01:03:58,450 --> 01:03:59,650
Hurry, Hugh, close it!
1471
01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:01,020
I'm trying!
1472
01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:07,160
[music continues]
1473
01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:16,330
[clank]
1474
01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:19,300
Shhiit.
1475
01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:24,980
Hey, hey, what are you two...
1476
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:26,740
-[Kristen] Don't interrupt them.
-[Terry] ...doing?
1477
01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,580
-Mm!
-Woo!
1478
01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:33,380
[sexy music]
1479
01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:34,990
Oh, this not the Boom Boom Room?
1480
01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,720
We thought we locked the door.
We didn't lock the door?
1481
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,520
There's no Boom Boom Room
in the villa.
1482
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,760
Not in the villa.
1483
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,090
He, he meant the Fantasy Suites.
1484
01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:44,330
Yeah, yeah, we thought this
was the Fantasy Suites.
1485
01:04:44,330 --> 01:04:47,970
This is...way fancier
and more elaborate
1486
01:04:47,970 --> 01:04:50,730
than a cheap Boom Boom Room.
1487
01:04:52,670 --> 01:04:53,970
Thanks to all your
generous efforts,
1488
01:04:53,970 --> 01:04:56,710
Hugh and I were just
feeling really, um...
1489
01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:57,640
-really...
-[Hugh] Horny.
1490
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,110
-Yup, horny.
-Hot.
1491
01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:00,780
Hey, look, we, we
just wanted to hook up
1492
01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:03,010
before the matchmaking ceremony.
1493
01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:09,450
Hey, hey, hey!
1494
01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:11,160
[cocks gun]
1495
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,230
What is that, sweet Lex?
1496
01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:16,690
Oh, oh, this?
1497
01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,200
It's for us, for--
1498
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,670
for, for Hugh and I.
For the, uh...
1499
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,570
-For the sex.
-The sex.
1500
01:05:23,570 --> 01:05:25,800
Look, we way more kinkier
than they made us out to be.
1501
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,240
-Mm-hmm.
-You know, BDSM?
1502
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,210
That's not suitable
for television.
1503
01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:30,810
BDSM?
1504
01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:32,510
With a virgin?
1505
01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:33,910
Mm-hmm.
1506
01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:36,010
Well, you know what
Nick and Vanessa always say.
1507
01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:38,180
It's always helpful if
you try a new partner.
1508
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:45,720
-Ahh...
-[nervous laughter]
1509
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,420
[Kristen cackles]
1510
01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:50,760
-[Hugh & Lexy whimper]
-[Kristen laughs giddily]
1511
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,140
[harp music]
1512
01:06:02,210 --> 01:06:04,510
-Kristen.
-You can't join, Terry.
1513
01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:05,840
Excuse me,
sorry to interrupt.
1514
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,280
Uh, uh, uh, listen.
You, um, you wanna see this.
1515
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,480
What!?
1516
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,890
[Terry] She tagged our location.
1517
01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:18,360
This girl is so
annoying in person!
1518
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,960
Exactly. In any minute,
we'll have all of
1519
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,730
her 2.4 million followers
here unannounced.
1520
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,130
Oh, Chrissakes!
You know what?
1521
01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,900
Put them in the basement
and I'll go bury the bodies.
1522
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,900
No, no!
Why don't you leave us here?
1523
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,900
Yeah, we swear,
we won't go nowhere!
1524
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,000
No, the basement
is better, okay?
1525
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,970
It'll just be for a few weeks.
1526
01:06:35,970 --> 01:06:37,880
A couple of months
tops, all right?
1527
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,580
This has to blow over.
It'll fly by
1528
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:43,050
quicker than your virginity.
Hah!
1529
01:06:43,050 --> 01:06:45,380
-We'll never survive that!
-Yeah, I don't wanna die--
1530
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:47,450
Enough, enough, enough!
1531
01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:51,890
Look, I'm not gonna
hurt you, all right?
1532
01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:55,160
I'm also not going to prison
without any streaming
1533
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,460
I hear they're finally, finally
1534
01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:59,200
doing another season
of Are You the One?
1535
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,000
Oof!
1536
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,800
I'm not gonna miss it.
1537
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,670
Move out, let's go.
1538
01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:07,540
[cocks gun]
Move out!
1539
01:07:09,740 --> 01:07:11,340
I knew you weren't
no damn virgin.
1540
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:18,590
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
1541
01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:20,630
-Listen, Terry...
-Move.
1542
01:07:20,630 --> 01:07:21,830
We know you're a good person.
1543
01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,460
And we know a lot
of what's going on--
1544
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,660
Shut up, shut up.
1545
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:25,660
--goes against what
you believe in.
1546
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,070
No, you don't know me.
Let's go.
1547
01:07:27,070 --> 01:07:28,730
[Lexy] We know you
well enough to know
1548
01:07:28,730 --> 01:07:30,040
you have a large
capacity to love,
1549
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,600
and that there's
been only person
1550
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,810
to truly recognize that.
1551
01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:36,180
You found your soulmate
in Devin, Terry.
1552
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:38,310
You know how many people search
their entire lives for that
1553
01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:39,750
and never find it?
1554
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,850
You found it.
1555
01:07:41,850 --> 01:07:46,090
Look, we know her death
has been difficult,
1556
01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:48,020
-but think about what--
-Just shut up, please!
1557
01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,220
-Shut up!
-[Lexy] Okay.
1558
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:53,830
I do not have the
mental bandwidth
1559
01:07:53,830 --> 01:07:55,530
to deal with this today.
Let's go.
1560
01:07:57,830 --> 01:08:00,470
Devin died a year
ago today, thank you.
1561
01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:04,440
[Devin gasping for air]
1562
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,340
[Hugh] So you can honor
Devin and her memory--
1563
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:08,640
Hey!
1564
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,280
Enough of the Devin talk.
1565
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,680
I'm already having
a hard enough time
1566
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,450
getting the image of her seizing
to death out of my brain.
1567
01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:22,190
[tense music]
1568
01:08:22,190 --> 01:08:23,660
-Car-fent-anil.
-Yeah.
1569
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,720
-What does that mean?
-It causes instant seizures
1570
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:27,730
and then death.
1571
01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:30,030
-It was the pills, Terry.
-What?
1572
01:08:30,030 --> 01:08:31,600
Devin must've taken
them before the seizure.
1573
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,170
She didn't take any pills, okay?
1574
01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:34,870
She, she didn't have
anything besides a rosé.
1575
01:08:34,870 --> 01:08:37,100
I said I'm not talking about it.
1576
01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:40,940
[music intensifies]
1577
01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,910
We need something to celebrate.
1578
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:45,310
Only the best rosé
1579
01:08:45,310 --> 01:08:48,950
in our season
finale gold chalice.
1580
01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:51,720
It was Kristen's rosé.
1581
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,450
Kristen poured Devin that
final glass of rosé, didn't she?
1582
01:08:56,590 --> 01:08:58,220
Look.
1583
01:09:00,390 --> 01:09:03,530
I found these pills prescribed
on the day of her death.
1584
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:06,730
They were crushed into Devin's
gold season finale chalice,
1585
01:09:06,730 --> 01:09:09,470
thus causing a
seizure and death.
1586
01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:11,040
Check the date they
were prescribed
1587
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,270
and who they're prescribed to.
1588
01:09:13,270 --> 01:09:19,240
[tense, but melancholy music]
1589
01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:28,820
Devin was murdered by--
1590
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,760
[Kristen] Oh, look at us!
1591
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,160
We're pretending
that we're solving
1592
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,090
an itty-bitty
true crime show?
1593
01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:39,900
[music turns sinister]
1594
01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:46,170
It's...It's not true, right?
1595
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,840
[scoffs] Really? Really, Terry?
1596
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,980
I loved Devin just
as much as you did.
1597
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:53,950
How did Andy Whitworth die?
1598
01:09:53,950 --> 01:09:55,250
Think about it--sudden seiz--
1599
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:58,180
Don't you dare mention
Andy Whitworth's name!
1600
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:02,320
[Terry] Kristen,
did you do this?
1601
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,620
Tell the truth, Kristen!
Tell the truth.
1602
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:04,690
Did you--Did you--
1603
01:10:04,690 --> 01:10:05,860
[Kristen]
What are you gonna do?
1604
01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:09,190
Lock me up in the
Shack of Secrets, huh?
1605
01:10:09,190 --> 01:10:12,900
You poisoned the
love of my life?
1606
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:14,700
She was not the
love of your life.
1607
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,600
You know nothing about love.
1608
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,370
That relationship was
all based on your...
1609
01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:22,880
dumb fitness passion and sex!
A lot of sex.
1610
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,180
You know you was--
[makes sex noises]
1611
01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,280
A lot of sex!
It was not about true love,
1612
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,150
not about dedication,
not about friendship--
1613
01:10:29,150 --> 01:10:31,350
nothing that you
and I have, Terry!
1614
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,550
The only thing that
that perfectly fit,
1615
01:10:33,550 --> 01:10:37,890
sexy, size three woman did
was steal you away from me!
1616
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:39,460
She was my soulmate!
1617
01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:42,130
Kristen...
1618
01:10:42,130 --> 01:10:43,560
And you were jealous of that.
1619
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:47,000
Yeah, you're right.
But the bitch is dead now.
1620
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,600
You monster!
1621
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,000
[gunshots]
1622
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,640
-[yelping]
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean--
1623
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,110
Whoa, you shot me!
1624
01:10:54,110 --> 01:10:55,140
I didn't mean it.
1625
01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:57,740
Oh...Oh my god.
1626
01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:58,980
I...
1627
01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:00,810
Grandma gonna roll
over in her grave!
1628
01:11:00,810 --> 01:11:02,310
Say hi to Uncle Larry.
1629
01:11:02,310 --> 01:11:05,920
[panting]
1630
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,120
Wait a minute...
1631
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,220
Wait a minute...
This was...
1632
01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:12,990
This whole thing was
never about the show.
1633
01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,330
No!
1634
01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:17,400
This wasn't even
about contestants or, or me,
1635
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,000
or even love.
1636
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,630
Kris, this was about you!
1637
01:11:21,630 --> 01:11:23,440
I'm sorry!
1638
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,940
Oh, sweetie...
1639
01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:29,980
Oh, you poor empty bitch.
1640
01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:33,050
Yes...you're never
gonna find love.
1641
01:11:33,050 --> 01:11:34,180
Stop it!
1642
01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,880
You know why?
1643
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,880
Love comes from the inside.
1644
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,250
And you're empty.
1645
01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,460
And you're incapable of it.
1646
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:45,960
You don't know what
I'm capable of, Terry.
1647
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,530
You suck, you--
1648
01:11:48,530 --> 01:11:49,830
[gunshots]
1649
01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,230
[chuckles]
1650
01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:54,200
[tries to speak, wheezes]
1651
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:59,270
Oh, oh, oh, look at
what you made me do!
1652
01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:02,770
You made me shoot
my best friend!
1653
01:12:02,770 --> 01:12:06,410
Do you know how hard
it is to find a friend?
1654
01:12:06,410 --> 01:12:09,380
[laughs]
1655
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:14,090
But now...I have two
new best friends, don't I?
1656
01:12:14,090 --> 01:12:16,290
Yeah. Yes, I do.
1657
01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,060
Security--
Security code.
1658
01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:21,390
One four three--
One four three--
1659
01:12:21,390 --> 01:12:23,330
One four--
[gunshots]
1660
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,000
Come on!
1661
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,700
Off to the basement you go!
Mm-hmm.
1662
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,670
[fake British accent]
Mind your heads!
1663
01:12:35,290 --> 01:12:36,660
[Kristen] We have the only villa
1664
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:38,900
that have stairs that
lead up to the basement.
1665
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,500
Get on up there, you two!
1666
01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:44,300
See what I was trying
to do with the place.
1667
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,540
I mean, it's like shabby chic
1668
01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:49,470
meets the back alleys
of West Hollywood.
1669
01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:52,180
So make yourselves at home.
1670
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:55,240
Um, if you need anything,
just give me a holler.
1671
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,510
[laughs] Silly me.
1672
01:12:58,510 --> 01:13:03,550
This whole place is soundproof,
so I can't hear you!
1673
01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,050
But I'll visit.
1674
01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:09,860
Wait. Kristen.
1675
01:13:09,860 --> 01:13:11,590
We forgot to say thank you.
1676
01:13:11,590 --> 01:13:13,400
'Scuse me?
1677
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,470
We know how much hard
work you put into this.
1678
01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:18,000
And we know how much you
actually care about us.
1679
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,540
And it's working.
1680
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,300
Really?
1681
01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:23,840
[Hugh] Yeah. It really is.
1682
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,410
And since the day I met Lex,
1683
01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:27,880
I knew we would be together
for the rest of our lives.
1684
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,150
Oh my god...
1685
01:13:30,150 --> 01:13:32,250
Until that last game
of Pioneer of Baton.
1686
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,820
[Kristen] What happened?
1687
01:13:33,820 --> 01:13:35,050
Lexy, you remember what happened
1688
01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:37,190
in that last game of
Pioneer of Baton, right?
1689
01:13:37,190 --> 01:13:39,060
Mm-hmm.
1690
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,090
[Hugh] Lexy lost that game.
1691
01:13:40,090 --> 01:13:41,290
What!?
1692
01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:46,000
She didn't get a
single brick...all game.
1693
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,730
[Kristen] I'm not surprised.
1694
01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:52,100
And then she showed
me her fierce spirit.
1695
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:54,400
-And I never loved her more.
-Oh, my god...
1696
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,470
But that's until
I met you, Kristen.
1697
01:13:56,470 --> 01:13:57,640
What?
1698
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,440
[Hugh] You know, you
showed me how to love.
1699
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:02,810
-I showed you!?
-You did.
1700
01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:04,310
-I did!?
-[Hugh] Yes.
1701
01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:06,680
-[Kristen] Just little ol' me?
-Bring it in.
1702
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,320
Finally did something right!
Oh my gosh!
1703
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,290
-[Hugh] Bring it in!
-[Kristen laughs]
1704
01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:13,720
-Bring it in.
-I did right finally--
1705
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,260
[Lexy grunts]
1706
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:17,090
[loud thud]
1707
01:14:17,090 --> 01:14:21,530
-Yes! Yes!
-Yes, yes.
1708
01:14:21,530 --> 01:14:24,130
Good god, that's so satisfying!
1709
01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:26,870
-Uh, uh, uh, uh--
-[Both] Uh!
1710
01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:32,780
[suspenseful music]
1711
01:14:36,410 --> 01:14:37,810
Let's check upstairs!
1712
01:14:37,810 --> 01:14:45,590
♪ Dah, dah ♪
1713
01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:46,760
[grunts]
1714
01:14:48,390 --> 01:14:51,760
[Kristen blabbers]
1715
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,000
[cocks gun]
1716
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,900
It's obvious you two are
here for the wrong reason.
1717
01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:56,330
How about Chinese food, then?
1718
01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:58,170
I know this great
little place down--
1719
01:14:58,170 --> 01:15:02,570
[grunting]
1720
01:15:02,570 --> 01:15:04,210
[screams]
1721
01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:07,880
[suspenseful music]
1722
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,710
[types]
1723
01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:11,750
[beep]
1724
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,050
Thanks, Terry.
1725
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:13,950
[chime]
1726
01:15:13,950 --> 01:15:15,180
Got it!
1727
01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,160
[beeping]
1728
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,290
[suspenseful music]
1729
01:15:24,990 --> 01:15:26,200
-No!
-No!
1730
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,700
Let me try!
1731
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,670
[Kristen] You two
are so adorable.
1732
01:15:30,670 --> 01:15:32,800
[timer beeping]
1733
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,200
But I think it's time
for the final elimination.
1734
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,340
[beeping, whirring,
door unlocks]
1735
01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:38,870
[cocks gun, fires]
1736
01:15:38,870 --> 01:15:40,410
[Hugh groans]
1737
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,110
-Hugh!
-Hugh!
1738
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:45,110
-[moans]
-Are you okay?
1739
01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:47,950
How romantic is that!
1740
01:15:47,950 --> 01:15:50,950
You are such a gentleman
taking that bullet for Lexy
1741
01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:52,420
the way you did!
1742
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:57,460
See, you, you're the winner
that America deserves!
1743
01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,800
But your girlfriend,
on the other hand--
1744
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,300
[intensifying music]
1745
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:05,300
[gun clicks]
1746
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,000
[Hugh] Lexy, get the
hell out of here!
1747
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,640
Get the hell out of here.
1748
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,870
[grunting]
1749
01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:15,310
[suspenseful music]
1750
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,720
-[screams]
-[Kristen] Bitch!
1751
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:26,160
Oh, you...you one sassy virgin.
1752
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,060
You know, they really should've
showed more of your feisty side
1753
01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:32,830
during your season.
That would've been some good TV.
1754
01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:36,530
Oh, girl.
Lexy, why you do this to me?
1755
01:16:36,530 --> 01:16:38,600
I've always only
been nice to you.
1756
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:43,240
I always thought
that you and Hugh
1757
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,510
were always good together.
1758
01:16:45,510 --> 01:16:47,480
I gave you guys hope.
1759
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,450
And I thought that you
and him could convince me
1760
01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:54,980
that love was
possible for anybody!
1761
01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,120
I mean, it didn't matter.
1762
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,690
The sexless.
1763
01:16:58,690 --> 01:17:00,060
The elderly.
1764
01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:02,160
The out-of-shape people like me!
1765
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,490
What?
1766
01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:06,530
You know, Andy said that
true love is not real,
1767
01:17:06,530 --> 01:17:09,430
that true love is
only manufactured...
1768
01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:11,930
by TV producers.
1769
01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:15,740
[darker] As they say before
every commercial break...
1770
01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:19,210
in the most dramatic,
shocking episode ever...
1771
01:17:19,210 --> 01:17:21,040
[metallic whoosh]
Oh!
1772
01:17:23,650 --> 01:17:25,480
[high-pitched voice]
I have a headache!
1773
01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,720
[moans]
[thud]
1774
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,920
[pants]
1775
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,990
Nicely played.
1776
01:17:32,990 --> 01:17:36,960
[panting]
1777
01:17:37,890 --> 01:17:43,030
[tender music]
1778
01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:47,500
You okay?
1779
01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,940
How about this new expansion?
1780
01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:54,210
You can come over...
1781
01:17:54,210 --> 01:17:56,150
Learn these new rules with me.
1782
01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:59,950
And...I'll give you two
free bricks on our first game.
1783
01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:01,450
[chuckles]
1784
01:18:01,450 --> 01:18:02,990
Dinner too?
1785
01:18:02,990 --> 01:18:06,460
Preferably, uh, Matteo's?
1786
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:08,490
You want me to
throw in a trip for two,
1787
01:18:08,490 --> 01:18:10,590
island on paradise too?
1788
01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:12,900
Is that what you need
to make the deal?
1789
01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,600
I think I could use a
break from any sorta...
1790
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,930
-paradise island for a while.
-[chuckles]
1791
01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:20,570
I forgot.
1792
01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:25,510
[sirens wailing]
1793
01:18:25,510 --> 01:18:28,380
I could settle for two
extra brick spaces, though.
1794
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:31,210
[chuckles] You better.
1795
01:18:31,210 --> 01:18:32,980
[Lexy chuckles]
1796
01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:38,950
[upbeat music]
1797
01:18:39,890 --> 01:18:42,220
♪ I'd like to tell ya,
tell ya ♪
1798
01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:44,690
♪ Do what you wanna do ♪
1799
01:18:44,690 --> 01:18:47,000
♪ Talkin' at a table ♪
1800
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,100
♪ A table for two ♪
1801
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,370
♪ If you can't quite
find the words ♪
1802
01:18:51,370 --> 01:18:54,540
♪ We'll find
another way to tell ♪
1803
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:57,570
♪ Show each other
something we've kept to ♪
1804
01:18:57,570 --> 01:18:59,040
[horror music sting]
1805
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,580
♪ If you want, if
you want me to ♪
1806
01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:04,980
[Kristen] Terry, what
can we watch next?
1807
01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:05,980
Oh, he's dead.
1808
01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:23,380
♪ I think I found my ♪
1809
01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:26,020
♪ I think I found my person ♪
1810
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:28,690
♪ Think I found my ♪
1811
01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:30,660
♪ I think I found my person ♪♪
1812
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:36,160
[MTV theme]
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