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(Robert)
Last time on "All Of Us.."
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‐ So you're not my dad?
‐ I'm your dad.
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‐ I'm just not your father.
‐ See.
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He's your dad,
he's just not your father.
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I mean, why're we all
hung up on titles?
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‐ Our family is a lie.
‐ Oh, Robert. Come on.
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Don't say that.
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Mama's still your mama.
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[whispers]
Mama's still his mama, right?
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I'm about to
meet my real father.
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What's that gonna be like?
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Yes, may I help you..
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Oh, my God. It's you.
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I didn't find out
your mom was pregnant
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until after we broke up.
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I was moving to Jersey,
and she was getting married.
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Didn't you want to meet me?
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She and I thought that it was
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gonna be less complicated if
I just stayed out of your life.
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Hey, man. Your pop seem cool.
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Yo, he's mad cool.
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T‐the weird thing is
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he's almost just like me.
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Hi, baby.
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[instrumental music]
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Wow!
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Man, I did not see that comin'.
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‐ Dirk..
‐ Right on the mouth.
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‐ Did you see that?
‐ Yeah.
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I'm still seein' it because
you're still talkin' about it.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Does it make me gay
'cause I couldn't turn away?
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It must make you deaf,
because, Dirk
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I told you, I do not want
to talk about it, man.
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‐ Alright. Alright.
‐ Come on.
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Which one do you think
is the chick?
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♪ Hey ♪
♪ And even though ♪
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♪ We're stressed sometimes ♪
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♪ It's all of us now ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Here we go ♪♪♪
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♪ Oh oh oh ♪♪♪
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Ooh! I'm up. Ooh!
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Oh, hey.
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‐ Hey, you made it back.
‐ Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm a little tired,
so, I'm gonna‐‐
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‐ Did you find him?
‐ Who?
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‐ Luther.
‐ Oh! No.
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It was the wrong dude.
Can you believe it?
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Oh, shoot, I'm sorry.
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That must have been
disappointing.
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Getting there to
find some other man.
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[scoffs]
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You have no idea.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry too.
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I know you were
looking forward to it.
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Yeah, but you know what,
it was a long drive
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and I'm really tired, so,
I'm gonna go lay it down. Okay?
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‐ Hey, son.
‐ Homo..
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What?
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‐ Homo‐genized.
‐ Oh.
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‐ Mom, what does that mean?
‐ It's homogenized.
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And it means
if you don't drink it
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all your teeth
are gonna fall out.
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You know, at some point
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we're gonna have to
talk about your father.
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[sighs]
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‐ Earl.
‐ What about him?
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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving,
don't you think
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this would be a good time
to patch things up?
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I know that Neesee won't mind
setting a extra place
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at the table.
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No. I don't mind.
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Mom, do not give me that look.
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Come on, ma..
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Put it away!
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Alright.
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But I'm not wearing
a bow tie, okay?
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Thank you, baby.
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Oh, Neesee.. Now..
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Look, I could do margarine
but no butter.
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‐ Okay.
‐ And I'm also doin' low acids.
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‐ So, keep that in mind.
‐ Alright.
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And if you're making that
cranberry jelly..
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Honey, make the kind
that's got the low sugar
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'cause I don't want it
messin' with my levels.
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‐ Is there anything else?
‐ No.
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‐ Ah..
‐ Mm‐mm.
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Oh, the pie filling needs
some more cinnamon.
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Shoot!
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Mm‐mm, there ain't nothing
wrong with my pie.
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I run a restaurant
with this pie.
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I know when I'm gonna need..
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[instrumental music]
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[door opening]
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Damn, Neesee.
That's a lot of food there.
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Somebody got a tapeworm?
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Well, I'm not the one
who invited the whole family.
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Not to mention both your parents
have their own dietary requests.
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[door opening]
Yo.
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‐ 'Yo. What's up, dog?'
‐ Wad up?
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‐ 'Hey, what's happenin'?'
‐ What's up, Neesee?
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‐ 'How you doin'?'
‐ What's goin' on?
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Uh, Courtney, you must've
forgotten your glasses.
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‐ I don't wear glasses.
‐ Oh, well..
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Then there must be
some other reason
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why you didn't speak.
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She's mad she has to spend
the holidays with me.
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She was supposed
to be with her mom
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but Beverly got stuck in Turkey
for Thanksgiving.
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[both laughing]
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Yo, dawg, that's like being
stuck in Greece for Fish Rock.
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[both laughing]
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Hey, I'm funny, damn it.
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You got to at least smile
at my jokes
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if you're gonna eat here.
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Good,
now you're getting festive.
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Cool, Neesee,
I hope you remember
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to get the "I can't believe
it's not cheese"
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you know,
I'm lactose intolerant and all.
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How can we forget
after fondue night?
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Hey, Robert..
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...we need to talk.
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Oh. Um..
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I'm helping Neesee
put groceries away.
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Carmen can help with that.
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You don't mind, do you, sweetie?
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Oh, I'd love to, daddy.
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Oh, Neesee, Neesee, Neesee.
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I'd love to help,
but first I need to
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show you my new peace.
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‐ What?
‐ Peace!
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[laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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Look, um, before we sit down
at Thanksgiving dinner
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I just want to make sure
things are going to be civil
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because if I need to make
reservations some place else
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I better get on it.
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Right. Well, um..
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We have lots of food here,
and‐and‐and, you know
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we can't eat it all ourselves..
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Don't want to waste it.
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[chuckles]
Well, you know,
wasting food is a sin.
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Yeah and don't want
to go to hell.
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Hell no.
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Oh!
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Who was that, son?
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Luther Brody.
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Oh, well..
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Hi, Robert.
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Look, uh, I‐I didn't come here
to cause any trouble
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I just wanted to talk to you.
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I mean, you left so abruptly
last night.
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Last night? Well, you told mama
that you never met him.
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Okay, I lied.
I guess it runs in the family.
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You should see the outfit
that I picked up for Bobby.
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Oh, he is gonna be so cute.
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Ooh, oh‐oh‐oh.
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Ooh.
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Hi, Marvella.
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Luther..
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But I thought Robert..
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He lied.
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Look, Robert,
I was gonna tell you the truth
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but I just, I didn't know
how you would respond.
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What?
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You think this is about
the gay thing? Huh?
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I work in television, I have
lots of gay friends, okay?
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Super gay.
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Tiara gay.
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Judy Garland gay.
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How many gay fathers
do you have?
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Hopefully, just one.
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He's gay?
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Yes, Earl, he's gay.
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Are you sure?
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Are you sure?
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You could ask my boyfriend.
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Hm.
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Look, would the two of mind if
I spoke to Robert for a minute?
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Come on, Earl. Let's go.
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He doesn't look gay to me.
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Why did you even come here?
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The same reason
you came to Vegas.
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Look, now that
it's all out in the open
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why can't we just start here?
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Because it's too much. Okay?
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Why don't we just
forget about this?
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Look, I've never had
the privilege to give you advice
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as a father,
but don't do what I did.
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Don't run.
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‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Hi, I'm Bobby.
‐ Hi, I'm..
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‐ Um..
‐ Son..
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Remember I told you
about my real father?
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‐ Well, this is him.
‐ So, I have an extra grandpa?
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‐ Cool.
‐ Hm.
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Can you sit next to me
at Thanksgiving dinner?
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I want to go over
my Christmas list.
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[chuckles]
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Okay.
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Hey, look, you‐you‐you don't
have to invite me. It's cool.
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It's cool.
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Oh, is there anything
that you can't eat?
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Oh, I can't have salt,
onions, or garlic.
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Alright, I'll let the chef know.
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[sighs]
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[Neesee screams]
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She's cool.
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I'm sorry, Luther, I know I was
supposed to wait in the car
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but I have to use the rest room.
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Hi, Robbie.
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Hi, Rosie.
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♪ Something about you
makes me smile ♪♪♪
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Oh!
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See that. He laid that dude out.
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I used to love puttin'
a hit on a guy like that.
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You played football?
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I meant at the clubs.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, I played football
in high school.
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I was a wide receiver.
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Get outta here. I play corner.
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I was a drum major.
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Did you play ball, Earl?
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Uh, as a boy.
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I played cricket.
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Yeah, yeah,
but my daddy could kill a man
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with his shoe laces.
Show 'em, daddy.
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Ah, oh, no, no.
Now, don't, no.
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That won't be necessary.
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I could do it though.
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[Neesee laughing]
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Alright,
it's time to carve the turkey.
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‐ Ah!
‐ 'Oh, alright.'
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Ooh, you need to let
Luther do it.
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The way the man carves,
he can feed a hundred men
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with one turkey.
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He's biblical with the knife.
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Well, I..
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...don't know what that means,
but I want to see it.
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‐ Uh, you don't mind, do you?
‐ No, of course not.
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[laughs]
I've been carving the turkey
for this family for so long.
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What? Thirty‐five years?
I could use a break.
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Well, in that case,
this way to the kitchen.
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‐ Hey!
‐ Alright.
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‐ Let's do it.
‐ 'After you.'
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I've been carving
the turkey all these years
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and then suddenly
I'm not good enough?
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Yeah, but daddy, you could kill
a man with your shoe laces!
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Lucky for them
you wear your buckle ups.
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Really.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ We got each other ♪
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♪ We got each other ♪♪♪
255
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,806
Everyone, look at this.
256
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,274
I need to recruit him
for my restaurant.
257
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,909
Ooh, Luther, that looks like
258
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,111
that was sculpted
by Michelangelo himself.
259
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,713
What did I tell you?
260
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,949
He left a little bit of skin
on every piece.
261
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,151
Okay, okay, okay, you have
got to show me how to do that.
262
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,786
[Luther laughing]
263
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,088
‐ Not all that.
‐ It is not all that, daddy.
264
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,090
Okay? All that skin
is unhealthy.
265
00:10:57,123 --> 00:11:00,727
It could kill you.
He is tryin' to kill us.
266
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,928
Hey, maybe next Thanksgiving
I can show you
267
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:02,963
how to carve a turkey.
268
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,330
Oh, that's okay.
269
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,833
Next year, maybe
I'll be with my mom.
270
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,004
I'm gonna watch
the rest of the game.
271
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,843
So, Robert, uh,
you being a TV star
272
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,311
you must hang
with a lot of celebrities.
273
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,180
Yeah, all the time.
Let me tell you.
274
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,382
One time, I was in New York,
right?
275
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,118
So I ran into Justin Timberlake,
he's a singer.
276
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,453
Boy, I know
who Justin Timberlake is.
277
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,022
He brought "Sexy Back."
278
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,394
Anyway, Justin wanted me to
check out his new limo, right?
279
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,262
But it wasn't
just any kind of limo.
280
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,065
It was a glass‐bottom
stretch phantom.
281
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,201
‐ Whoo!
‐ That sounds crazy.
282
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:45,205
No, crazy is when
we drove over a dead squirrel
283
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,874
and had to stare at it
until the light changed.
284
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,343
The silly things
285
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,112
these entertainers do
with their money.
286
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,748
I mean, when they could be
helping so many people, huh?
287
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,349
I hear Justin does a lot
for charity.
288
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,351
‐ Yeah, he does.
‐ Yeah, look at what he is.
289
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,153
He's an entertainer, I‐I mean
290
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,924
what kind of a profession is
that for an intelligent man, hm?
291
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,926
I'm an entertainer,
what are you tryin' to say?
292
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,293
I meant no harm.
293
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,495
Too late, daddy, too late.
294
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:13,033
Robert, let it burn,
let it burn, please.
295
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068
Just that you could have been
a lawyer, you know
296
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,038
or a senator,
you had so much potential.
297
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,439
But look what he's done with it.
298
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,307
Hey, anybody ever wondered
299
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,110
what the difference between
stuffing and dressing is?
300
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,947
Yeah? No? Anybody?
301
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,816
I have my own show.
302
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,885
One of the biggest markets
in the country
303
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,954
and I'm not living up
to my potential?
304
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,356
I don't think he meant it
the way you're taking it.
305
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,259
I don't need a translator.
306
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,527
Hey, look, just take it easy.
307
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,295
You tell me what to do
one more time
308
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,864
we're gonna have a problem!
309
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,833
Ooh! My daddy's
about to fight your daddy.
310
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,538
‐ Carmen, honey?
‐ Yeah, mama?
311
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:54,307
Hush, before I fight you.
312
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,312
Come on, fellas,
now let's not do this.
313
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,181
I'm never gonna live up
to your standards, am I?
314
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,949
Okay, I guess
we're gonna do this.
315
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,350
You know, just once, just once.
316
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,485
No, see, you call me, son
317
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,821
but you don't act like my dad.
318
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,791
You've never been proud
of anything that I've ever done.
319
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,962
A father's love
is supposed to be unconditional.
320
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,164
Hey, dad, I can burp my name!
321
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,134
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
322
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,304
That's nice, son.
323
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,941
I'll be outside.
324
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,147
‐ Bobby!
‐ Uh, uh, uh, not at the table.
325
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,516
[instrumental music]
326
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,422
[hip hop song]
327
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,128
Are you okay?
328
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,429
Why wouldn't I be?
329
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,897
I've always
been a disappointment
330
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,566
to the man that raised me.
331
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,500
I'm fine.
332
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,469
Hey, pass the ball.
333
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,577
I know how you feel.
334
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,078
No, you don't.
335
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,582
That man has been ridin' me
336
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,017
my entire life, okay?
337
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,554
And I'm tired of trying
to live up to his expectations.
338
00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,622
Hey, trust me,
I know how you feel.
339
00:14:15,656 --> 00:14:17,991
I'm a gay black man.
340
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,460
I don't live up
to most people's expectation.
341
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,998
[instrumental music]
342
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,400
‐ Hey, what are you doin'?
‐ Textin' my friend.
343
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,302
Why don't you try and socialize
with the people that are here?
344
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,271
Because that's no fun.
345
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,139
And besides,
I barely know these people.
346
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,642
So put the phone down
and get know 'em.
347
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,978
‐ You might like it.
‐ I doubt it.
348
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,249
Hey, I'm talkin' to you,
stop textin'.
349
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,285
Oh, you won't make me
take my belt off in here, huh?
350
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,688
I will take this belt off.
351
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,290
All that'll happen is
your pants will fall down.
352
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,126
I can't talk to her.
353
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,363
‐ Courtney.
‐ Yes, Ms. James?
354
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,432
I know it's hard
to be away from your mother
355
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,267
during the holidays.
356
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,504
I wish my mother
was in town too.
357
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,239
But I think you're being unfair
to your father.
358
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,308
‐ But..
‐ But nothing.
359
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,210
This is your first Thanksgiving
with your father
360
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,012
and you acting like a brat.
361
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,581
You have a lot
to be thankful for.
362
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:17,417
Namely, that he's still paying
your cell phone bill.
363
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,622
Now come help me beat the lumps
out of the gravy.
364
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,557
‐ And then what?
‐ Don't worry about it.
365
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,058
I'll text you.
366
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,061
[instrumental music]
367
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,396
It's nice to have somebody
to shoot around with.
368
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,633
Because Neesee won't let me
do this with Bobby.
369
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,067
When he dribbles the ball
370
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,002
it hits him in the mouth
and he cries.
371
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,470
‐ He's only eight.
‐ So what?
372
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,373
Yo, pass the ball.
373
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,743
‐ Ouch.
‐ Oh!
374
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,146
Ah, yeah, um,
Dirk's not that good either.
375
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,114
Well, I'm gonna wash up.
376
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,451
Hey, you wanna talk
about what happened earlier?
377
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,554
Oh, no. I'm good.
378
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:54,721
‐ Good.
‐ Yeah.
379
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,089
I've got my own problems
to talk about.
380
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,591
‐ What's that?
‐ Courtney.
381
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,992
She's drivin' me crazy, man.
382
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:00,326
I don't know what
I'm gonna do with her.
383
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,729
Dirk, you're bein' too easy
on her, man.
384
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,531
You got to lay down the law.
385
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:07,067
Just like my pops used to say..
386
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,335
Earl used to say, okay?
387
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,437
I'm your father,
I'm not your friend.
388
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,108
And if you like me all the time,
then I'm doing something wrong.
389
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,476
Yeah, well, judging by the way
you stole him at the house
390
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:19,379
your pop should be
father of the year.
391
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,281
It's not same thing, Dirk.
392
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,783
Hey, I wasn't gonna say nothin'.
393
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,785
But you lookin' at this
all wrong.
394
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,287
Earl came and he raised you
like you were his own.
395
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,022
Kept a roof over your head
396
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,757
kicked your butt
when you did somethin' wrong.
397
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,726
Just because he holds you
to a different standard
398
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,361
doesn't mean
he doesn't love you.
399
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,531
And just because I'm leaving you
ahead by yourself
400
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,366
doesn't mean I don't love you
either. I'm just hungry.
401
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,372
[instrumental music]
402
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,642
And the boy is too sensitive.
403
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,310
Well, I guess that's my fault.
404
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,179
You breastfed him
until he was two and a half.
405
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,415
I told you, that was unnatural.
406
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,384
The people at the sizzler
told you, that's unnatural.
407
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,155
Earl, I wish
we were still married
408
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,289
so that I could tell you I wish
409
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,258
we weren't still married.
410
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,363
[sighs]
411
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,732
[door closes]
412
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,399
I'll be out of your way
in a minute.
413
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,668
Just getting some water.
414
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,070
Tap water. None of that
fancy bottled stuff.
415
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,706
Were you hard on me
all these years
416
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,675
because you knew
you weren't my dad?
417
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,613
Hmm, no.
418
00:17:26,647 --> 00:17:29,683
I was hard on you
because I am your dad
419
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,252
and I expected
the very best from you
420
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,754
because you amazed me
421
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:36,590
from the day you were born.
422
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,191
‐ Really?
‐ Of course.
423
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,860
You were my little boy.
424
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,862
I know I handle
some things poorly
425
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,764
and I wish I could change that.
426
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:47,601
But I wouldn't change the fact
that I got to have you as a son.
427
00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:52,839
Wait.
428
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,579
Dad..
429
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,816
...I need to apologize to you.
430
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,488
It takes a great man to step up
and raise another man's child.
431
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,671
Come on, let's go get some of
that bird that I didn't carve.
432
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:26,607
Don't you ever
let that happen again.
433
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,342
You hear me, I don't care
if Jesus himself comes down.
434
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,545
I don't care if you got
a chef's hat on him.
435
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,515
[hip hop song]
436
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:39,252
Ah, ah, ah, ooh.
437
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,754
Carmen, we haven't prayed yet.
438
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,190
Oh, you know what?
You're right, my bad. Allow me.
439
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,160
Lord, please help me
from hurtin' this woman
440
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,630
who should know better
than to put her hands on me.
441
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:52,265
Carmen.
442
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,702
I got it, y'all, I got it.
I got it.
443
00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:59,840
Lord, thank you for another
healthy and prosperous year.
444
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,576
But most importantly,
bringing all of us together
445
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,779
on this Thanksgiving day.
446
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,815
And God, thank you
for good friends
447
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:11,184
'and family'
448
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,921
and for blessing me with
not just one father, but two.
449
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,858
Hey, how about a shout‐out
to the mama
450
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,527
that gave birth
to your ten‐pound behind?
451
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,530
Hey, and a shout‐out to the mama
452
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,832
that gave birth
to my ten‐pound behind.
453
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,271
‐ Here's to family.
‐ Hey, to family.
454
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,206
Whether they're here tonight
or not.
455
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,741
And bless the cook
no matter how she look.
456
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:36,543
[Carmen screams]
457
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,379
And bless our guest,
who is a hot mess.
458
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,415
Less talking, more eating.
459
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,852
[instrumental music]
460
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,729
You know, next year
I'm takin' Bobby to my family's.
461
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,631
Because the James' are crazy.
462
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,502
Okay, look, Neesee,
I wanna thank you for cookin'.
463
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,669
It couldn't have been easy
464
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,805
with everybody's
special dietary needs.
465
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,308
Hmm, shoot, I didn't honor
any of those requests.
466
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,879
‐ I want to enjoy my holiday.
‐ Are you sure?
467
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:14,748
You would never know that this
pie was made
468
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,382
without butter and sugar
and you say
469
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,284
it's low‐calorie too. Ooh!
470
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,288
Mm‐hmm, girl. Eat up. Eat.
471
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,424
Now that's what
I'm talkin' about.
472
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,628
[instrumental music]
473
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:33,667
[instrumental music]
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