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[POPCORN POPPING]
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Now?
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Not yet.
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Doug, it's gonna burn.
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Will you trust me?
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This is our last bag,
you know.
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I want popcorn
with this movie.
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Calm down.
This is what I do.
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No. It's gotta be ready.
It's gotta be ready.
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Easy, easy, easy!
OK.
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OK. Go, go, go,
go, go, go!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah!
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[POP]
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Enjoy.
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[WOMAN SPEAKING ON TV]
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Hey, what happened
to the Nebraska game?
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It's over.
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What's this?
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Some kind of show
on how to eat right
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and stay healthy
as you age.
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So change it.
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SPENCE: Hey, Doug?
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Yeah.
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There's half a bag
of M&Ms under the seat.
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How old are they?
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I just got 'em
the other day.
They're fine.
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Wait a minute.
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Are they plain
or peanut?
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SPENCE: Let me look.
Peanut.
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Hey, they taste
weird.
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Hey. Hey, Rich.
Hey.
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Hey, Spence.
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Hey, Deacon.
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Listen, can't stay.
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Just wanted to return
your casserole dish.
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Oh, and you were right,
by the way.
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That cold lasagna
made a good breakfast.
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What's this from?
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Huh? Oh, me and Kelly
had dinner over here
last night.
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Oh, yeah?
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All right, well,
you know what, Deac?
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Thanks
for bringing it by.
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You take it easy now,
all right?
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All right. Later on.
Oh, by the way,
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we can't do a movie
on Thursday night
after all.
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We gotta go see
Kelly's mom, you know?
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No problem.
You know what,
I'll see you on Monday.
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Monday, not a fun day,
OK?
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Quit pushing me, man.
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Yeah, whatever. Good.
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You had Deac and his wife
over for dinner last night?
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No, no, no.
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I mean, they were here,
and there was food,
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and we all ate it.
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If that's having them
over for dinner, then...
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Whatever.
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Come on.
What's the deal?
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I've asked you,
like, 67 times
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if you and Carrie want to do
something with me and Marie,
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and you're always
too busy.
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Really? Are we?
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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So, you wanna
do something?
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Absolutely.
Yes, you know?
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Hey, let's check
with the wives
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and we'll,
at some point,
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we'll look towards
penciling in a date
on the books, huh?
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What about Thursday?
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Hmm. Can't say.
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Don't have my book
with me.
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You're free.
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You had Deac
for Thursday.
He just canceled.
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Just open
your little book,
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cross out Deacon,
write "Richie."
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You can even keep
the "E."
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OK, yeah, yeah.
Thursday's good.
All right.
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All right.
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Hey!
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Hi.
Carrie, I need to talk--
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Not now. Gotta pee,
gotta pee, gotta pee.
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Smell me.
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I'm sorry.
I heard "smell me."
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That's right.
Come on, now.
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I don't have all day.
Smell me.
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Do I smell
like a meadow after
a fresh morning rain?
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I'm not gettin' that.
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Those bastards!
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Big Gulps
and traffic jams
do not mix.
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So what's up?
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Nothing. I just wanted
to let you know
that, uh, well,
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Deacon and Kelly,
they can't make it Thursday.
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Oh, really?
That's too bad.
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But, you know, not to worry,
'cause I saved the night.
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Got another couple
to fill in.
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So I'll see you Thursday,
all right?
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Who's coming over?
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Richie and Marie.
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No!
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Carrie, it's only
a couple of hours.
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So is childbirth,
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but I don't wanna
do that on Thursday,
either.
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What can I do?
Richie asks me,
like, every week.
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I can't keep
putting the guy off.
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His feelings
are getting hurt.
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Honey, Richie's fine.
I've got no problem
with him.
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It's that Marie
I'd like to smack.
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She's not that bad.
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Doug,
she's stupid, loud,
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and doesn't give a crap
about anybody
but herself.
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She gives a crap.
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Please. The only reason
why you guys don't see
how obnoxious she is,
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is because you all think
she's so hot.
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She's hot?
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Hmm. I never
thought of her...
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I don't know. Hot.
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I'll watch for that.
I, uh...
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Shut up.
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Come on, Carrie.
One dinner.
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Look, if you do it,
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I'll let you
have sex with me.
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Huh, huh?
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You can dress me up
like a big baby.
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OK, but I'm not
changing you.
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So, Thursday?
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Dinner at 7:00.
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They get 2 hours,
and I'm timing it.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah. Just put away
the groceries, Butch.
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We're in luck,
Douglas.
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Are we?
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They sell this
lousy deodorant,
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and they think
no one will read
the fine print.
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But I do.
And you know why?
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'Cause you got
nothing else to do?
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No. Because
I'm nobody's sap.
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Here. Read this.
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No cap, huh?
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OK, thanks.
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"If not completely satisfied,
return the unused portion,
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"and we'll send you
a full refund
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and a free stick
of your old deodorant." Okay.
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You're in
the delivery business.
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Get that out for me
tomorrow, first thing.
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Oh...
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and tell them
my old brand is
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MacGregor's
extra strength.
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MacGregor's?
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They'll know. Unh!
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And you know,
I always thought
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those psychic phone lines
were for idiots,
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but the woman told me
I was attractive,
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intelligent, and had
wonderful people skills.
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And this is somebody
who never met me.
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Ooh. That is spooky.
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Hey, Carrie,
that chicken a la...
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whatever was terrific.
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Thank you, Richie.
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Oh, yeah.
Looked delicious.
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I've just made
a moral decision
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not to eat anything
with a face.
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Sorry.
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[MARIE'S VOICE]
That's OK.
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I'll eat anything
that doesn't have
a driver's license.
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Hey, Marie, you know,
Carrie just started working
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for this big-time
law firm in Manhattan.
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How's that goin', Carrie?
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Personally, I would
never consider
getting a job.
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I think it's
more important
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for me to be there
for this one,
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to take care of him,
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make him
a good home.
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But that's just me.
I'm not judging you.
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Great. Now I can sleep.
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Hey, kids, let me
supersize those drinks
for you.
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No, no, no.
I can get it.
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I'll get it.
I got it.
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What the hell is
taking her so long?
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Carrie, come on.
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Come on what?
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Could you please try
to be nice to Marie?
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I am trying.
If I weren't trying,
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she would have
a fork sticking
out of her neck.
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Wow.
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I'm sorry, hon.
I really just cannot
stand that girl.
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Look, I know she's obnoxious,
but she's not all bad.
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I mean, she's obviously
very devoted to Richie.
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Yeah, right.
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She is.
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She's not. Trust me.
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What do you mean?
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Nothing. Forget it.
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Tell me.
If you have something--
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Just forget it.
You don't wanna know.
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I do!
No, you don't.
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Carrie, if you have
something to say, say it.
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She cheats on Richie.
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What...
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like in...poker?
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No, like in...sex.
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So, this is
goin' great, huh?
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It's going fine, Richie.
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Ah, Moose, I don't know
why we waited so long
to do this.
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Hey, next weekend,
Atlantic City,
the 4 of us.
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Ohhhh!
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Ohhhh.
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OK, well,
this was great.
Yeah.
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Yeah, it was
a lot of fun.
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We have to do it again
real soon.
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We'll call ya.
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Real soon, soon.
Yeah, definitely.
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All right,
take care now.
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She really
cheats on him?
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Hey!
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Atlantic City, right?
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Yeah! No stoppin' me.
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All right.
All right, man, OK.
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You're kiddin' me?
She ch--
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Ohh! Gotta stop
doin' that.
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Forgot my keys.
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Oh, OK. Forgot the keys.
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All right.
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All right.
Bye.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,980
So how do you know?
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A friend of mine works
with one of the guys
she sleeps with.
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One of them?
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Oh, God.
Things are getting worse.
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I'm sorry, but
it's absolutely true.
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I can't believe this.
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I mean,
from watching her tonight,
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you'd never know
she was fooling around.
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Hon, she's not gonna do it
in our living room.
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She's crafty.
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So why did you just
spring this on me tonight?
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Why didn't you tell me
when you first found out?
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Because I didn't think
you wanted to know.
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I don't wanna know!
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Why'd you have
to tell me at all?
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Wait a minute.
Are you mad at me
for telling you
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or not telling you?
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Yes. Both.
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Well, then I apologize.
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I was wrong to tell you,
wrong not to tell you,
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and I'm probably wrong
for saying I'm wrong.
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Well, it's too late
for apologies.
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I already know it.
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Can't un-know it.
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I need some kind of cake.
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Douglas, I'm starting
to get worried about
this deodorant business.
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I haven't gotten my new
stick of MacGregor
in the mail.
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You sent my old one
back, right?
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00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,390
Uh-huh.
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00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:28,350
Well, then they're
obviously trying
some monkey business.
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Better give me
the tracking number.
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00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,310
The what?
259
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:34,400
You know,
for the package
so I can follow up.
260
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,940
Oh, it's, uh...
261
00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:40,950
2, 4, 6, 8...
262
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:42,740
10.
263
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,950
Got it.
264
00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:48,240
Thank you.
265
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,080
And, Douglas,
don't lose any sleep
about this.
266
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,250
I'm on the case.
267
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:55,290
What's going on, Dad?
268
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,800
It's a whole crazy thing
Doug and I are
wrapped up in.
269
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,130
He'll get you
up to speed.
270
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,760
This whole Richie thing
is killing me.
271
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,220
Oh, I know, honey.
272
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,060
It's rough on you guys
273
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,140
to actually know
real things
about each other.
274
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,770
It is. What do you think
I should do?
275
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,190
Should I tell him?
276
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,150
Well, he is your friend,
277
00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:20,070
and his wife is making
a jerk out of him.
278
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,780
I know I should tell him.
It's just so personal.
279
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:24,780
Up until now,
our relationship
has been so simple.
280
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,450
We watch the games,
we drink beers,
we eat chips,
281
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:30,370
we never share
a deep feeling
or thought.
282
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,670
I don't wanna lose that.
283
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,630
I know, sweetie.
284
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,670
She's really
fooling around on him?
285
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,630
Can you believe it?
286
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,720
Hell, I believe it.
287
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,510
I mean, come on,
let's face it.
288
00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:51,680
Marie's the type that
needs a lot of attention
and validation...
289
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,520
and sex.
290
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,190
Maybe that's why
I nix with women.
291
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,860
Being the other man,
292
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,310
the mysterious stranger
293
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,820
who slips in for
a few stolen moments
294
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,950
of illicit pleasure, then
vanishes into the night.
295
00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:09,200
No, I see you more as
the guy in the hedges
with binoculars.
296
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,410
OK, words hurt.
297
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:14,080
Look, whatever we do, Richie's
gonna be here any minute,
298
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,580
so we gotta figure out
what we're gonna tell him.
299
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,840
Ixnay. Here he comes.
300
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,710
Hey, ladies,
what's happenin'?
301
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,430
What, you don't say hello?
302
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,930
Hey, Richie!
Richie, Richie!
303
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:32,140
Richie, what's up?
Hey, Richie!
304
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,350
What's with you guys?
305
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,890
We're just, you know,
foolin' around.
306
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,810
Foolin' around!
307
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:41,940
So, uh, Moose,
what's your answer
on Atlantic City?
308
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,190
Was Carrie able
to get out of jury duty?
309
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,530
Don't know.
That judge won't
call us back.
310
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,370
Gotta make this happen,
Moose.
311
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,790
You know Marie,
she's friendly with
all the pit bosses.
312
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,500
She gets comped
everywhere.
313
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,210
Anyway, you know
what I was thinking?
314
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,710
I mean, the 4 of us,
we hang out so much,
315
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,550
but we never really talk,
you know, about real stuff.
316
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,170
You wanna talk
about real stuff?
317
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,090
Sure. I'll give it a shot.
318
00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,140
DOUG: OK.
319
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,760
Let's do it.
320
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,140
Here's something.
321
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,060
You ever think
about relatives
who have died
322
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,690
and wonder
what they look like
right now?
323
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,150
OK, not that real,
all right?
324
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:23,190
I was thinking more like,
I don't know...
325
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,070
uh, let's see...
326
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,900
like marriage,
you know?
327
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,240
Oh. Good one.
328
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,120
Yeah. A lot of good stuff
in marriage, huh?
329
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,120
A lot of bad stuff, too,
though. Yeah.
330
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,830
Hey, how about
that bad stuff, huh?
331
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,040
Um...
332
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,710
Pantyhose
on the shower rod?
333
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,880
I hate that! Hate it!
334
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,510
Or how about when she uses
your razor on her legs?
335
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,180
My mom does that.
Ughhh...
336
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,180
What about this
toilet seat business?
337
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,560
Up, down,
what do they want, right?
338
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,980
Yeah. It's crazy!
It's crazy, you know?
339
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,480
Hey, how about when they
have sex with, like,
another guy, huh?
340
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,610
Oh, man!
341
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,450
That's rough.
342
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,780
What are you sayin',
Moose?
343
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,200
Are you saying that
Carrie's cheated on you?
344
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,210
Yes, I am.
345
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,670
Oh, man. I'm so sorry.
346
00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:26,000
I never would've thought
that Carrie would do that.
347
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:30,930
I was upset, too,
until I found out
how common it is.
348
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,390
It's so...common.
349
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,390
You think?
Yeah, I mean...
350
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,890
Deac's wife,
she cheated on him.
351
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,520
RICHIE:
Really?
352
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,770
Well, I gotta tell ya,
353
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,360
your wife kinda does
send out that vibe.
354
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,860
All right, hey, hey!
Easy, easy, easy now!
355
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,530
The point is,
356
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:53,200
we can't let it
make us crazy, you know, you...
357
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,160
You gotta just
brush it all off,
358
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,830
pick yourself up,
dust yourself off,
359
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,620
get back on your horse.
360
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:01,870
Jeez, I gotta say,
you guys handled this
a lot better than I would.
361
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,040
If it were me,
362
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,130
I'd probably drive my car
into a tree
363
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,880
'cause I'd feel like
my life was over.
364
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:21,270
That's 2, 4, 6, 8...
365
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:23,940
10.
366
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,110
Well, check it again.
367
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:28,900
I'm dealing
with morons here.
368
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:33,150
Look, if my son-in-law says
he sent it to you people,
369
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,030
then he sent it!
370
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,450
Yeah, I'll hold.
371
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:39,580
Arthur, forget this.
372
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,540
Here. Let me
give you 5 bucks
373
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,500
for some new deodorant.
374
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,750
Let them win? Never!
375
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,290
Hey.
376
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,460
Hey, honey.
377
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,510
How'd it go?
Did you talk to Richie?
378
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:54,050
Yep. Listen,
if it ever comes up,
379
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:57,800
you had an affair
with Milt Housner from
the recycling center.
380
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,430
What?
381
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,140
I was trying to ease
into telling Richie,
382
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:06,310
saying that,
you know, a lot of wives
cheat on their husbands,
383
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,860
including...you.
384
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,900
Oh.
385
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,610
But Milt Housner?
386
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:14,990
The guy with
the weird lump
on his forehead?
387
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,870
Why couldn't you say
it was Kenny
from Walbaum's?
388
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,620
The box boy.
Uh-huh.
389
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,950
The one who delivers here
every week.
Uh-huh.
390
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,790
First of all, he's never
delivering here again.
391
00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,340
And second of all,
I already told Richie
it was Milt Housner.
392
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,210
I can't switch names now.
393
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,760
Well, could you
add Kenny?
394
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,010
All right, stop!
395
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,680
So what happened?
396
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,100
Did you finally
tell Richie?
397
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,640
I couldn't, I couldn't.
398
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,640
He was just sitting there,
looking at me
with those sad eyes.
399
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,980
I just, I can't do
that kind of thing,
Carrie.
400
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,360
It's not in me.
401
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,520
I know.
402
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,320
You're just
a big softie.
403
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,940
But at least
you tried.
404
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,320
Thanks for understanding.
405
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,240
By the way,
start packing.
406
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,240
We're going to Atlantic City
with them.
407
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,410
No.
408
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:02,990
Carrie, the only way
to get out of it
409
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,330
was to tell him about Marie,
and I couldn't do that, OK?
410
00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:05,500
So we have to go.
411
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,000
I don't have to go.
412
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,790
I have fake jury duty.
413
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:12,590
Come on. It's only
for the weekend.
414
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,720
Huh? I know who's gonna be
at the Taj Mahal.
415
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,840
A certain
Mr. Don Rickles, huh?
416
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,970
Hey, Irish guy,
where's your whiskey?
417
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,680
I grant you,
the man is a genius,
418
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,810
but I'm still
not going.
419
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,980
Honey, whether you
tell him or not,
420
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,110
that's up to you.
421
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,310
But if we
go away with them
422
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,020
like 2 happy,
peppy couples,
423
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,320
then we're only
helping her
deceive Richie,
424
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,240
and that's
just not right.
425
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,070
I know.
426
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,530
You know what I'm gonna do?
427
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,540
I'm gonna stop being
a wimp about this.
428
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,080
I'm gonna take him
to lunch tomorrow,
429
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,870
get a few beers in him,
and I'll tell him the truth.
430
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:48,870
There you go.
431
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,920
Yeah. Feels good.
432
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,140
Moose, you've been staring
at me for 45 minutes.
What is it?
433
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,810
I am not going
to Atlantic City.
434
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,610
Moose...
435
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,740
what the hell is this?
436
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:29,460
Doug, if you say
the words "Atlantic"
or "City" again,
437
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,580
I will hurt you.
438
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,250
Carrie,
I've tried to tell him.
439
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,340
I just can't find
the right moment.
440
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,210
Well, keep trying.
441
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,260
All right, baby,
we need an 8.
442
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,260
We need an 8.
Come on, give me an 8.
443
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,630
Big 8! Big 8!
Here we go.
444
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680
By the way, your wife's
cheating on you.
445
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,350
Yeah!
Yeah, all right!
446
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,930
Yeah!
447
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,140
What?
448
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,360
So, you, uh...
you all moved into
your brother's place?
449
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,940
Yeah. Yeah, 2 days ago.
450
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,280
Listen, Moose,
451
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,240
thanks again
for telling me.
452
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,820
I'm sorry
I threw up on you.
453
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,950
Well, it was bad news.
454
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,750
That 75-cent shrimp cocktail
didn't help, either.
455
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,710
So you and Marie,
456
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,460
have you started
that counseling yet?
457
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,460
Yeah.
458
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,960
The guy's great, too.
459
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,800
We went together
the first time,
460
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,130
but Marie feels that
since the problems
are mostly her fault,
461
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,800
she wants to see the guy
alone for a while.
462
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:29,100
All righty.
463
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,490
My plane gets in at 2:00,
464
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,660
and we'll settle
this deodorant thing
face-to-face like men!
465
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,660
What's your last name
again, Phil?
466
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,540
All right.
467
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:53,040
I'll see you in 5 hours,
Mr. Latio.
468
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,550
Be back in a day or 2.
469
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,300
Arthur...
470
00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,140
Yeah?
471
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,800
Go get 'em.
472
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:16,060
[**]
473
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,330
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