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(Sopranos theme playing)
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(Buzzer)
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Three weeks to let me visit?
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Be careful. These motherless fucks
listen to everything.
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A nephew's visiting his uncle,
who loves him.
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I got nothing to say.
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So many tragedies to those
close to you, huh?
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Don't be so smart. Things could
have gone the other way, nephew.
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Yeah, but they didn't.
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What's this shit I'm hearing
about your heart?
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This problem you and me had...
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Your mother had nothing
to do with it.
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- She's dead to me.
- She's a sick woman.
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Who are you kidding?
It kills you that people are talking.
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That an old woman
made an ass out of you.
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Not half so bad as certain rumors
floating around about you.
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How Tony soprano fluffs his mother's
pillow so she can get her sleep.
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- Who said that?
- Want to make this nonsense disappear?
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Make peace with her. No bad blood.
It'll be good for all of us.
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No fucking way.
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Tell bacala to come out of his hole.
I want to see him tomorrow.
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What for?
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Black men industrialized the north,
but we still fight forjobs.
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That's right!
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Over 25 joint-fitters on this site,
not a black man to be found.
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- Tell it, reverend! Why?
- I'll tell you why.
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Black joint-fitters have been
shut out of the unions.
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Yeah! That's right!
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Out of work while their
white joint-fitter...
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Fills his stomach.
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My father put his life on the line
for this country.
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Come on up here, papa.
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Somebody help my papa on up here.
This is my papa!
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Fought in world war ii,
against tyranny.
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Came home to establish
his own tabernacle.
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But when he came home... I said,
when he came home...
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He had to fight a different
kind of war all over again!
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Talk to them, papa! Talk
to the people, papa!
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Since then, we have spilled
our blood in Korea...
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Vietnam and Iraq.
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Every time, I say, "sweet Jesus,
let them do right when they get back."
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But somebody forgot to tell the man.
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- You know what I mean!
- Tell him, reverend!
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Oh, yes, I'm gonna tell him!
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I'm gonna tell him, no more cutting
us out of the dream!
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No more!
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- No more!
- No more!
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(Crowd) No more!
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You hear that, Mr. Massarone
brothers construction?
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No more!
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- Somebody tell me what we want!
- Jobs!
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- When do we want it?
- Now!
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- What do we want?
- Jobs!
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Hey, med!
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I'm gonna visit "she who
can't be named." Want to come?
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Grandma? You mean like now?
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I'd really like to, but I gotta study
my French. Stupid verbs.
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No biggie.
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Hey! I want to talk to you.
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What were you doing with that sign?
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- I wanted to talk to you about that.
- I'm selling ma's house, understand?
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Now put the sign back in the ground!
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End of discussion! Period!
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You're so left-brained.
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The house is still for sale.
The agent still has a listing.
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What was the sign doing in your car?
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- Don't try to deny it!
- I'm trying to save a little money.
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Do you remember Cathy fiola?
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She was in my class,
with the birthmark.
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- What about her?
- She's in real estate and charges...
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Three percent commission.
That's half, Tony.
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Thousands of dollars.
Maybe ma could use it.
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Yeah? Fuck her!
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Next time you disappear,
park that piece of shit on the street!
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This isn't a hotel!
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We're out of cran-apple.
Is plain apple okay?
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Oh, sure, doll. Oh, honey?
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Could you get me some
strawberry ice cream?
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They can't expect me to eat
this tapioca.
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I'll see what I can do.
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She cracks me up.
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Well, I can't believe it.
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It's my daughter from California!
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- Seattle, ma.
- Would you like some of my tapioca?
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- Good morning.
- Oh, you reek of cigarettes. Ugh!
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Look at you, all dressed, out of bed.
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Yeah, but you see my hand?
It's all black and blue...
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- Where they stuck in the needle.
- It's how you get better.
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You don't care.
You weren't here five minutes.
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I went to the city for a few days.
I'm pitching my self-help video.
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"Lady kerouac," or, "packing for
the highway to a woman's self-esteem."
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You could never stand it here.
You could never stand yourself.
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- And that's why you ran away.
- Let's not go there today, ma.
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You think it was easy for me?
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- You don't know how your father was!
- What do you mean?
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Nobody knows!
Nobody knows what I went through.
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What about daddy?
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One thing I could tell you.
It would kill him to see me now.
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Here's your ice cream.
Then we can take our walk.
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Leave me alone, please.
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Open the window and just
push me out.
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- I can't take this anymore.
- Mrs. Soprano, what's wrong?
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- What happened?
- She just started crying.
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You! I know why you're here!
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You don't fool me for a second!
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- You want to take my house!
- Ma!
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You don't know
what goes through my mind.
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- Well, that's for fucking sure!
- Someday, I hope you have children...
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And they treat you like this.
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- I gave my life to my children.
- This is bullshit.
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Talk to me.
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These activists, they're killing me.
They're picketing my place 24-7.
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Three days I'm down.
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- Who?
- A hard-on, reverend Herman James, Jr.
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"Not enough minorities
doing the joint-fitting."
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- That's under my uncle's jurisdiction.
- I know.
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But you could talk to him,
maybe send some guys down...
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And make it uncomfortable
for these people.
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- Like you did, with your unions.
- It's gonna cost you.
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You're already raping me
with those no-showjobs.
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You're not such a citizen
when you want a bid to go your way.
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Take it easy.
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I'll see what I can do.
In the meantime, call animal control.
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Watch you don't get followed
meeting me.
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You're late.
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Bobby baccalieri,
the last man standing.
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- I'm not saying nothing.
- Don't want to get in trouble.
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A lot of funerals in your corner
of the world, huh?
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Fucking our boost, what, you refinance
yourhouse?
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Look at me, not the floor.
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Talk to that bald cocksucker
who calls himself my father's brother.
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Tell him I'm gonna let him keep on
earning. Subsistence level.
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He'll be able to pay his lawyers.
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Let me say for him, thank you.
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You're gonna hear some high-end shit.
And a: I hope you understand it...
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And b: I hope you keep it
between this room and junior.
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If you don't, they're gonna find
pieces of you in different dumpsters.
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I inherited junior.
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You got no reason to talk to me
this way. I always liked you.
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Bullshit.
But we'll assume you do now.
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Tell my uncle he gets to keep 5%.
5% of his shy...
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The sports betting.
Same with the coke.
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The joint-fitters union,
it's all his, okay?
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Listen. This is very important.
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He also gets to keep his stripes.
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As far as the feds are concerned,
they've got the boss in jail.
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Hearing different creates confusion.
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Got it.
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As far as the rest of everything
that junior owned...
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It's now mine.
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I'll get this to him, Tony.
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That's it.
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"To the Victor belongs the spoils."
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Get out of here before I shove
your quotations book up your fat ass!
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Mr. Bompensiero, is your wife
here to drive you home?
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Skip.
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Skip?
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- How we feeling?
- Fucking great.
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He's gonna be out of it
for an hour or so.
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It went great. You'll feel the
difference in your back in a few days.
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Buzz me when he feels ready to leave.
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Yeah, we'll buzz you, honey.
Buzz. Buzz. Buzz...
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My back don't feel one iota different.
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It'll take a couple of days
for the steroids to kick in.
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I gotta get in my jacuzzi.
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Too much stress in your life, sal.
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- Tony doesn't know you're back yet?
- Jesus Christ, no.
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I didn't go see him yet.
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- You're all alike.
- We've seen guys drag their dicks.
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Take advantage of the government's
generosity, playing both ends.
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Will you give me a window over here?
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He's already suspicious.
I gotta be careful.
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Altieri ate the pill for you.
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Any suspicions went to the grave
with Jimmy altieri.
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- I've known Tony 30 years, now this?
- Spare me, okay?
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You been on our tit since '98.
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Chauffeur to and from the doctor
that we found for you.
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We let you back on the street.
We want results.
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He tried to suffocate his own mother.
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His own uncle wanted him whacked.
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You said he's been shitting on you
for years.
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- I know what I said.
- Plus he's been crying to a shrink.
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You don't owe him dick.
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Don't take a bullet for a yuppie
who thinks you're his errand boy.
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Your honor, this man should not be
released for medical reasons.
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Every time we get an elder
mafioso incarcerated...
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- We get the same bag of tricks.
- Your honor.
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I take offense at the characterization
of my client as a mafioso.
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Mr. Soprano has not been found
guilty of anything.
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- He's awaiting trial for allegations.
- Noted.
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With all due respect to the state's
medical facilities...
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In his condition,
Mr. Soprano has every right...
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To seek the best medical care
he can afford.
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Mr. Soprano has a benign illness.
A few clogged arteries, your honor.
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I'm leaning towards releasing
this man from lockup.
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Unless you can demonstrate
a serious flight risk.
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Mr. Soprano.
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If I approve this, you will
be under house arrest.
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You understand this concept?
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Not really.
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It means that you must remain
in your residence. You cannot leave.
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Except for doctor's appointments,
food shopping.
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Your honor, the government asks
for an electronic bracelet.
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Your honor, while we certainly agree
to house arrest...
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We are asking that Mr. Soprano...
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Not be further persecuted
for yet-to-be-proven allegations.
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He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
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He pays his taxes and he's a veteran
of the second world war.
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Mr. Soprano, do you have any problem
with wearing an electronic bracelet?
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It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
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Obviously you need
a history lesson, sir.
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I don't think that we, you and I...
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Should let our shared sorrow
or biases...
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Enter into this, judge.
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He's wearing a bracelet...
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To avoid any risk of flight.
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(Buzzer)
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- Who are you?
- Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.
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Jesus ain't got nothing
to do with it.
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What do you want?
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I'm looking for your son.
Is he around?
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- You a friend?
- Is he around?
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He'll be back here soon.
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Well, come on in.
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You were a good-looking guy
backthen.
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Still am. Still got the same teeth
as in that picture.
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Oh, yeah?
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Go ahead and laugh. That picture
was taken 57 years ago.
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So that makes you...
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- Old.
- Come on. How old are you?
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- 75.
- Add eight more and you got it.
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83. Get the fuck out of here!
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- What do you want with my son?
- Gotta discuss a little business.
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If you say so.
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So you're 28 years old
when world war ii starts.
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That's a little long in the tooth.
237
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:15,034
In '43 they was taking everyone,
no matter how old or ugly.
238
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,957
They even took a fat boy I knew.
He was already 34.
239
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,168
Wasn't no good to nobody,
except he could cook.
240
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,505
I swear he was more dangerous
with that...
241
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,799
Stove than he was with that rifle.
242
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,176
You ever watch the history channel?
243
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,054
- Television?
- No, the history channel.
244
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:39,058
I think you'd like it.
They even do a lot of that Bible shit.
245
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,520
Only shit in the Bible came out
of pharaoh's ass...
246
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,814
When Moses parted the red sea.
247
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,151
Parted the red sea, praise his name.
248
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:53,656
Never underestimate a man's
determination to be free.
249
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,875
I'll come back at another time.
250
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,726
Break it, you pay for it.
251
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:35,406
If I'd known you were getting out, I
wouldn't have talked to that calzone.
252
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,575
He gave me the message.
253
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,414
Well, don't fucking pout.
Be grateful I'm letting you earn.
254
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,126
What's on your mind?
255
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,713
How'd you swing this?
256
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:56,135
- Dr. Schreck, he's monty's kid.
- The bookie's son is a cardiologist?
257
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,515
- It's not bad.
- Feds can't bug your doctor's office.
258
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,226
Lets me use this place sometimes.
259
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,979
To conduct business.
260
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,690
You hear about massarone construction?
261
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:14,362
Bacala is taking care of it.
They know he speaks for me.
262
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,075
- It's gotta go 60-40, my way.
- Did you do what I asked?
263
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,787
- What did you ask me to do?
- You know, make peace.
264
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,416
Listen, that's enough with that shit.
That woman is dead to me.
265
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,667
You let it go!
266
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,797
Why? She's my brother's wife.
She doesn't realize half the time.
267
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,466
Let's put our cards on the table.
268
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:39,220
I heard the tapes the feds made
at green grove.
269
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,890
So she's crazy half the time.
Which half did you listen to?
270
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,353
The half that makes no sense, or
the half that played you like a child?
271
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:51,899
Nobody played me. She didn't know
she was setting you up to get popped.
272
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,320
That's right! Your uncle
isn't as dumb as you think!
273
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,906
You and that miserable fuck, altieri.
274
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,742
All of my capos
meeting behind my back!
275
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,745
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
276
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,540
I have my reasons.
277
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,877
I'll tell you one dog you left
barking, that fucking Freddie capuano.
278
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:16,132
That motherless, money grubbing
little son of a bitch that runs a...
279
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,509
The guy who owns green grove?
280
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,137
He's like an old lady, going around...
281
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,348
Telling soprano business
to anybody who'll listen!
282
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,518
He's the one saying you tried
to whack your mother.
283
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,648
Even implied that me and her...
That hairpiece motherfucker!
284
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,620
Did everybody take a vow of silence?
Got anything to report?
285
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,540
I gotta write a report
on DNA for biology.
286
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,709
Isn't that interesting?
287
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,795
I just saw, on inside edition...
288
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:59,008
How there will be no more
unknown soldiers because of DNA.
289
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:04,388
- They can identify all casualties.
- Pass me some more of that macaroni.
290
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,602
Tony, I know you don't like
to talk about her but...
291
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,521
That woman is impossible.
292
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,109
She's a complete narcissist.
I mean, "me, me, me."
293
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,822
Really, kudos. You are a Saint.
294
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,617
You're right, I don't want
to talk about it.
295
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,494
You talking about grandma?
296
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,333
She pushes those buttons.
She's a big baby, you know?
297
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,089
Excusez-moi.
298
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,134
Tony.
299
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:46,013
This is my house.
How many times I gotta say it?
300
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,682
Thank you, ll duce.
301
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,936
Got something to say,
"the little girl who might...
302
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,481
Want to use one of those cars
in the next 100 years"?
303
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,734
It's my fault, med.
304
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,946
I was insensitive to his feelings.
305
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,533
Thank you.
306
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:09,954
You see that?
See how easy that was?
307
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,832
So, Mr. Delegated power of attorney...
308
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,875
Have you given it any thought?
309
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:19,004
Can my girlfriend have the listing?
To the house?
310
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,799
As long as it gets sold...
311
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,260
I don't give a fuck who lists it.
312
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,099
- What did one prick say to the other?
- You see that?
313
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,060
You see what happens with you
cursing at the dinner table?
314
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,938
Thanks. It's hard to find people
over 25 to drive with.
315
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,483
Don't tell them you drove me
to buy pot. Which should be legal.
316
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:25,905
Only thing that works for my hands.
Med, wasn't that a stop sign?
317
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,325
I hate the way he talks to you.
It's so obnoxious.
318
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:33,078
He's insecure. He's afraid
to leave New Jersey...
319
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:36,790
- And threatened by freedom.
- It's too pathetic.
320
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,251
How about grandma in that center?
321
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,922
I'm dying to go see her, but
I've had so much homework...
322
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:47,301
Plus community service I have
to do to get into a good college.
323
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,553
I bring food to homeless shelters.
324
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,555
You know grandma pretty well?
325
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,265
I guess.
326
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,892
What is she into?
327
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:59,730
- I don't know. Negativity?
- But seriously.
328
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,734
There must be something.
Isn't there anything she likes doing?
329
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,529
My dad used to find her these
old records, these sisters.
330
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:14,036
Oh, the de Castro sisters, right.
331
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,747
The Andrew sisters would've
been too easy.
332
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:21,835
- He'd take her that Mario lasagne guy.
- I hated that shit.
333
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,263
(Chattering )
334
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,683
Your glasses will be ready
on Thursday.
335
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,977
( Female )
Oh, Thursday, that's good.
336
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,646
Did you see me on TV?
337
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:45,234
- You were on TV? What show?
- The evening news.
338
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,238
Oh, yeah, that. What about it?
339
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,241
Well, how'd I look? Be honest.
340
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:56,495
You looked, you know, like you.
You looked good.
341
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,040
I didn't like the way I looked.
342
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,547
Maybe I should get new frames,
what do you think?
343
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,382
What's wrong with them?
344
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:14,722
- How much did those frames cost?
- Insurance pays.
345
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:18,225
- I never see the bill.
- Nice country.
346
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:23,105
- I got cataracts.
- My father told me, "never get old."
347
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,857
I should've listened.
348
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,399
Yeah.
349
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:33,115
A chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.
350
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:37,953
Doctor says, "I see the problem."
Chinaman says, "what?"
351
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,040
Doctor says, "you have a cataract."
352
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,501
The chinaman says,
"no, I have a rincoln continental."
353
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,756
You don't get it?
354
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,592
I get it. He drives a Lincoln.
355
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,178
What?
356
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,923
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
357
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,758
Left, through the doors.
358
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,601
(Pavarotti singing)
359
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,413
You're awake.
360
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:08,168
What, what is that? That music.
361
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:11,797
Non ti scordar di me, Pavarotti.
362
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,549
Did you bring it?
363
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,761
I remember how much you liked
a good tenor.
364
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,390
Remember when we saw Mario lanza
on TV?
365
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,685
You and me and daddy on the sofa...
366
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,314
Watching ed Sullivan.
We never missed a Sunday.
367
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,941
Oh, my god.
368
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,026
My children!
369
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,529
Music has charms, ma.
370
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:37,156
Thank god, huh?
371
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:01,471
(Pop song playing)
372
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,693
I think it's time for you to
start considering salads.
373
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,737
What do you mean?
374
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,447
What do I mean?
375
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,825
I mean, get off my car before
you flip it over, you fat fuck.
376
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,412
Junior wants to know when.
377
00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,958
Tomorrow morning.
378
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,961
We're short a few guys,
so make sure you're there.
379
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,925
Consider it exercise.
380
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,059
Fat fuck?
381
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,272
Look in the mirror sometime,
you insensitive cocksucker.
382
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,611
Tony, we're sitting down!
383
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,030
Ma, DNA, it's invisible...
384
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,492
But guess how many nucleotides
per strand?
385
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,660
Just tell her.
386
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:50,289
- A hundred million.
- Wow, that's amazing.
387
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,791
She knows when we eat.
388
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,961
Don't be setting a plate for her
if she's not here.
389
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,132
Anthony, Jr., want to do the honors?
390
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,846
Bless us our lord,
and the gifts we are about to...
391
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,015
Hello! Oh.
392
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,644
Good. You guys started without me.
393
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,732
And bless us our lord, amen.
394
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:22,446
Janice, if you're gonna be late,
call. Or you're not gonna eat.
395
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,282
Don't send me to bed hungry, daddy.
396
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,954
Everybody, guess who passed
her driving test?
397
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:34,166
- She learned from the best!
- Hey, go, girl!
398
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,336
- Congratulations.
- I was nervous, parallel-parking...
399
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,629
The guy had a clipboard and stuff.
400
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,799
Oh, wow, fascist martinet.
401
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,680
Salsice, Janice?
Oh, I forgot, you don't eat pork...
402
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,558
In that way.
403
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,228
Oh, I get it.
404
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:58,732
There's nothing to get.
She's a vegetarian.
405
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,289
I miss the fireflies out west.
406
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,877
That's why I moved out here.
407
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,631
A little bit of nature.
408
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,472
Ever drive by Jimi Hendrix's house
in Seattle?
409
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:45,987
You know, Tony, I know it's not
your favorite subject, but...
410
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:49,282
We had some really great news
about ma today.
411
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,869
Her therapist says
she's making great strides...
412
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,415
- And soon they'll release her.
- How can she make strides...
413
00:31:56,623 --> 00:32:00,585
- When nothing's wrong with her?
- It's called face-saving therapy.
414
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,588
The patient believes
they're in therapy.
415
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,927
Medicare's not gonna pay for it
if it's not real, would they?
416
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,264
And the taxpayer foots the bill.
417
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:17,686
It's not much longer now.
But she's gonna need a place to stay.
418
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,563
She's out on the street.
419
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,192
- Tony, it is her house.
- Dead people don't have houses.
420
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,944
Daddy bought that house.
421
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,326
Tell you what...
422
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,413
Take her back to green grove.
423
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,707
What? The nursing home?
424
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,752
- "Retirement community."
- I don't have that kind of money!
425
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,091
Fuck you.
426
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,849
- What do we want?
- Jobs!
427
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,726
- When do we want them?
- Now!
428
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,730
Should've seen that blimp's face
when I told him he had to be here.
429
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,482
Bacala's always been lazy.
430
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,067
You can't get nobody good anymore.
431
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,570
They're either on drugs
and compromised...
432
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,739
Or young and don't listen.
433
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,240
Please.
434
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,659
It's all "me, me, me."
435
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,622
I hope you don't feel that way
about me. It's just this back.
436
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,540
You've done plenty.
437
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,168
You paid your dues.
438
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:32,260
- Tony soprano.
- Yeah.
439
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,472
- What the fuck?
- Hey, Tony!
440
00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,140
This is what I mean.
441
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:43,396
Am I supposed to be seen here?
Idiots!
442
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:47,025
- Shit!
- Now we look like jerk-offs.
443
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,693
- What do we want?
- Jobs!
444
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,403
- When do we want them?
- Now!
445
00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:52,113
- What do we want?
- Jobs!
446
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,823
- When do we want them?
- Now!
447
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:56,701
Get out of the way!
448
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,079
- When do we want them?
- Now!
449
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,207
We want to talk to the foreman.
450
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:06,002
- Talk to the foreskin?
- You a wise-ass motherfucker.
451
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:09,339
Keep your mother off the streets
and I won't fuck her.
452
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,715
(Yelling )
453
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,850
Come on! Come on!
454
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,020
Do not bow down, brothers and sisters!
455
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,525
Motherfucker, come on!
456
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,860
(Truck honking )
457
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,949
Do not bow down!
458
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,535
Hi, ma!
459
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,205
Oh, Nicholas antonelli.
460
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,542
"Dead at age 73,"
of heart failure.
461
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,502
Mmm...
462
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:51,381
Ma, you're gonna be getting
out of here soon.
463
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,174
Want to go home?
464
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:54,842
Home?
465
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,886
Back to the house.
466
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,055
My house?
467
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,640
Uh-huh.
468
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,102
No, I don't think so.
I'll go back to the other place.
469
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:08,690
The nursing home? No, that's for
people who don't have anybody.
470
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,986
It's not that bad. And they give
you fresh towels every day.
471
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,405
Barbara said you hated it.
472
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:19,451
- But it's too much trouble.
- No, ma, you can't go back there.
473
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,662
- Why not?
- Because.
474
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:27,042
Because it's dangerous there.
475
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,586
What are you talking about?
476
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:30,836
The owner...
477
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,672
Is missing.
478
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:37,260
Mr. Capuano.
They suspect foul play. Yeah.
479
00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:39,179
(Coughing)
480
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,104
Ma? Ma, you okay?
481
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:55,070
Nurse! It's my mother.
482
00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:00,325
What is it? What's the matter?
483
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:05,330
Are you okay, Mrs. Soprano?
Take a deep breath.
484
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,123
Breathe.
485
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:11,002
- Why do they make cookies that way?
- You scared me, ma.
486
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,297
Would you just stop it? Stop it.
487
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,760
Just give me a minute!
Go, go, stop hovering!
488
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,309
This may be a good time to talk
about this.
489
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,978
There's no emergency provision
on file.
490
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:32,482
I tried to talk about a dnr,
and she got very agitated.
491
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,235
- Dnr?
- Do not resuscitate.
492
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:39,197
It's to save the family anguish
and decisions at a difficult time...
493
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,742
- When there is no quality of life.
- Janice!
494
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,413
Where are my glasses?
I can't find the tissues!
495
00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,581
Janice?
496
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:52,752
I'm sorry, Tony, but the hospital
needs a decision on this.
497
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:56,840
- Auxiliary b, what the fuck?
- If you have power of attorney...
498
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,508
You have to act like one.
499
00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,219
Who gives a fuck, dnr, no dnr?
500
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,011
Okay, great.
501
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,516
What if she's in a coma and has to
live on tubes and machines...
502
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,685
Because you won't sign a dnr?
503
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:12,188
What? When she's a vegetable
she's not gonna care!
504
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:15,400
To deprive your mother
of a place to live.
505
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:19,487
To deprive me of my chance
to make peace with my mother.
506
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,282
You know what? Take her.
You can have her.
507
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:26,703
The two of you in that house deserve
each other. It's worth watching.
508
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,789
It'll be like
"whatever happened to baby Janice?"
509
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,624
I'll give you your dnr!
510
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,964
Mom, I can't find the keys.
511
00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,633
Keys to what? To the car?
512
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:44,679
You got a license to drive, not
carouse around on a school night.
513
00:37:44,888 --> 00:37:47,599
I was going to take Anthony
to visit grandma.
514
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,769
You said we could visit.
You can drive if you want.
515
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,354
Now you want to visit grandma?
516
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,106
Can we, mom?
517
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:01,571
No funny business.
You go to the hospital and back.
518
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:07,202
The level of trust in this family!
Check the mileage if you want. God!
519
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,542
Go ahead, I'll be back later.
520
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,128
- Where are you going?
- Hunter's upstairs.
521
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,463
That's not fair.
522
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,341
- I'm just gonna say hello.
- I'm telling.
523
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:25,553
And I was gonna let you drive
in the IBM parking lot this Sunday.
524
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,897
(Cheering on TV)
525
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,156
Look who's here!
526
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:49,452
Anthony, come over here!
Give your grandma a kiss.
527
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:50,744
Oh...
528
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:51,954
Ah...
529
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,208
I thought you were Janice.
530
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,504
She comes over every day
to play pinochle with me.
531
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:03,925
Daughters take better care
of their mothers, that's why.
532
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,135
She's home, I think.
533
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,975
You didn't ride over here on your
bicycle in the dark?
534
00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:13,893
No, Meadow drove me.
535
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,813
Meadow? Well, where is she?
536
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,440
- I don't know.
- She's another one.
537
00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:21,985
They don't care about you, Johnny.
538
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,613
No, they stick you away
and forget you ever existed.
539
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,031
I guess.
540
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,450
Oh, have a torrone.
541
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:33,872
- I don't like those Italian candies.
- Oh, go ahead. Take one.
542
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:41,921
He's not even washing his hands.
543
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:48,386
( Man on TV) You know, Louisiana food
isn't really spicy, it's well-seasoned.
544
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,471
Don't they season everything?
545
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,851
Absolutely. So, what we're gonna do
is, I got a little cayenne pepper.
546
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:57,103
Grandma, what's dnr?
547
00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:00,440
- Who?
- Dnr, it's initials. Like...
548
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,400
I did a report on DNA...
549
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,904
But dad and aunt Parvati
was talking about your dnr.
550
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:08,031
So is that, like, similar?
551
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:12,577
Aunt? You mean Janice? Janice?
552
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:16,039
- They were talking about me?
- About your dnr.
553
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:20,376
Cause that's what's confusing.
Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
554
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,379
She thinks I should have a dnr?
555
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,757
Or that dad should give it to you.
556
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,217
Because, what if you went into a coma?
557
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,430
But DNA doesn't prevent comas,
does it?
558
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,684
I don't know.
I gotta do this report by Monday.
559
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,693
Very good, Livia. That's perfect.
560
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,987
I know my alphabet.
561
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,532
Guess what, ma?
I got great news.
562
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,788
Tony's not gonna sell the house.
563
00:40:57,038 --> 00:41:00,083
When you're released,
we're gonna take you back home.
564
00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,628
- Really?
- Yeah.
565
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,880
I'm gonna live with you.
566
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,382
Why?
567
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:12,136
So you can "not resuscitate" me?
568
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:13,346
So I can what?
569
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,142
I've seen that movie
with Richard widmark.
570
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,979
- Movie, ma?
- Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
571
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,563
No, take this one.
572
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,441
She gets her ballet shoes...
573
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:29,112
She sells them and takes
the money to Newark...
574
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:32,115
And she buys amphetamines.
575
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,742
She was a child then.
576
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,371
I think you should live
with your daughter, Mrs. Soprano.
577
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,667
I think I'm gonna leave
all my money to you, honey.
578
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,962
What are you talking about, money?
579
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,009
I've gotta catch up on some charts.
580
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:55,096
Janice...
581
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,016
What did I tell you last week?
582
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:01,185
Where did I put my money?
583
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:06,357
You know this is very important.
I must have put it somewhere.
584
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,403
Come on, settimia.
585
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:17,076
You don't fool me.
I know what you're thinking about.
586
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,245
My name's Janice.
587
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,707
Janice, ma. You named me.
588
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,334
It's something else
you threw away of mine.
589
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,592
Are you sure...
590
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,762
I didn't say where
I put that money?
591
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,931
Let's not worry about that.
592
00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:41,476
Let's just get you better...
593
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:45,605
So you can go home
and I can take good care of you.
594
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,524
And if it's there...
595
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,193
We'll find it.
596
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,578
(Humming)
597
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,715
Your sister's cunt!
598
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,932
(Gospel singing)
599
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:28,564
- That was wonderful, reverend.
- You call us if you need anything.
600
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,066
Thank you.
601
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,193
Good night.
602
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,122
What's all this?
603
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,624
My father has passed away.
604
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,417
I was just talking to him.
605
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:52,130
He lived well.
God blessed him with longevity.
606
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,467
What are you gonna do?
We all will have our time.
607
00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:00,471
My father didn't know about
our business arrangement.
608
00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:04,433
- He wouldn't have approved.
- I got that feeling.
609
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,524
- And your parents?
- Pop's been gone for years.
610
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:12,984
Mom?
611
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:17,363
She's still around.
She's too miserable to die.
612
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,950
That generation's almost all gone.
613
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:26,205
When the last one goes, we become
the old folks at the family functions.
614
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:29,667
What are you saying?
We're still kids.
615
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,335
Don't you believe it, Tony.
616
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:35,923
When the last one dies, it signals
the start of the last stretch for us.
617
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:40,303
Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking
to go anytime soon, it's just...
618
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:45,308
Just feels funny now, being...
619
00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,602
An elder.
620
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,237
Your end of the demonstration bust-up.
621
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:04,869
Your guys went a little too far.
Rasheen almost lost an eye.
622
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:07,205
Yeah? How'd you do overall?
623
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,458
Massarone gave me five no-shows.
624
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:13,085
- Two and a half each.
- Three-two.
625
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:17,632
It should be 3-2, my way.
I gotta kick upstairs to uncle junior.
626
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,219
- Two and a half each.
- All your guys are in on this shit.
627
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,972
People find out I'm making money
on their blood, it's my ass.
628
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:28,726
- Hell, no. Three-two.
- I'll think about it.
629
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,607
What about the asbestos
removal project at the school?
630
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,984
Just waiting to see who gets the bid.
631
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:39,987
All right.
632
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,616
Hey, rev.
633
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:47,453
Sorry about your old man.
634
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,832
(Phone)
635
00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:56,712
Hello?
636
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,926
He did? Where is he now?
637
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:03,302
(Phone ringing)
638
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:08,723
Hello?
639
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:11,769
- Oh, you're home!
- How dare you call here.
640
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,313
I called now on purpose.
641
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:16,774
I know Johnny's at work.
642
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,068
"Anthony," your son, Anthony.
643
00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:20,861
He harbors resentment...
644
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:25,283
Against me, and to this day
I don't know what I did.
645
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,491
I'm hanging up.
646
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,536
I just want you to know...
647
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:32,415
What pennies I have
I leave to the children.
648
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:35,293
Your children and Barbara's children.
649
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:39,005
I raised three children of my own.
650
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,925
I did a pretty good...
Pretty good job on two.
651
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:47,722
- They are all unhappy.
- Sure, you listen to that Janice.
652
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,807
Be very careful.
653
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,143
She's a real snake in the grass.
654
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,103
She has no work ethic.
655
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,312
Why is that?
656
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,648
If anything happens to me...
657
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,610
Hello? Hello?
658
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:03,278
Oh.
659
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,700
(Knocking )
660
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,372
Where is he?
Did you call an ambulance?
661
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,459
- I don't need no fucking ambulance.
- (Bacala) See?
662
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,297
Yeah, sure. Look at you.
663
00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:24,967
- We're going to the emergency room.
- Fuck that. I'm all right.
664
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,386
Why not go down there and make sure?
665
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,310
Uncle jun?
666
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,319
Hey, you still here?
667
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,822
No fucking ambulance.
668
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,993
I'll drive you. Bacala will come.
669
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,913
- Yeah, sure.
- We'll all go.
670
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,290
Help me up.
671
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,417
Can you walk?
672
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,213
- I think he broke his hip.
- Aw, fuck you!
673
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,756
Hold on a minute.
674
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:08,511
I'll be okay.
Give me a minute to catch my breath.
675
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:15,893
All right.
676
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,231
What are you doing?
677
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,441
What do you want, a piggyback?
678
00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:24,484
Get the door.
679
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:26,570
Anthony!
680
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:29,824
Don't let me go to my grave
with this guilt.
681
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,868
Listen, you old prick.
You're not going anywhere.
682
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:36,163
Make things right with your mother.
Please.
683
00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:43,045
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