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What do you got there?
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Mini Number-O's.
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Frosted numbers.
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Oh, I'll give them a try.
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Oh, 3-D glasses.
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Guess this is my lucky day.
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Can I see them?
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You can see them fine
from right there.
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Okay, you know what, fine, fine.
Enjoy them.
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Look, Arthur, it's no big deaI,
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but I did buy the cereaI,
so technically... those are mine.
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Possession is nine-tenths of the law,
buddy boy.
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You know what, you keep those,
and I'll keep the box
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with the 3-D jungle scene
on the back, okay?
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- Let me see that.
- Nine-tenths of the law.
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Look at that, it's even fun to look at
with plain eyes.
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Look at the little jungle cat.
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Maybe we can work something out.
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Oh, suddenly we're negotiating.
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Don't think so.
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I'm warning you, I'll rip them in half!
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Go ahead, big shot.
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Oh, that's it. You'll never see
this jungle picture again.
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No more jungle picture, okay?
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You manic. There you go, huh?
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You want some cereaI, hon?
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All right, Mr. and Mrs. Heffernan.
I'm gonna try to wrap this up quickly.
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Probably have better things to do
with your evening
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than talk about insurance.
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I don't know,
just that pesky World Series.
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Well, actually,
all I need now is your decision
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on the building code
upgrade coverage.
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You think you want that or not?
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Well, do you think we need it?
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Well, personally, I think
the argument for it is fairly specious.
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- Specious?
- I don't know.
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So yea or nay?
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Well, that depends
how specious the argument really is.
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Well, I'd say in your case,
it's extremely specious.
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I guess we just have to decide
if we're into the whole specious thing.
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You know what?
I'm just gonna think about it.
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I'm just gonna think about it
right over here.
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Keep on talking.
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So insurance...
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It's quite a game.
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How'd a crazy guy like yourself
get involved with that?
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Well, you know, I just needed
something where I could be out,
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you know, meeting people.
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You know, there's one thing
my old grandma used to say-
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Alrighty. Yeah, that's nice. All right.
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So, hon, yea or nay?
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Well, since the argument for it has
the ring of truth, but is actually false,
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I say we take a pass.
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I agree. All right, let's play ball.
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What are we watching?
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Indian River lumberjack competition.
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This looks to be
the pole-bucking finals.
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See, he's gotta climb up
that 20-foot pole
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and cut a slice off the end
with his chain saw.
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It's judged on speed
and... chain-saw technique.
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You do realise we have a limited time
on this earth, don't you?
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What's the matter?
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Just what happened tonight.
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I mean, it didn't bother you at all that
we didn't know what "specious" meant?
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A little at first,
but I made my peace with it.
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See, now that slice is uneven.
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That's gonna cost him.
That's points off right there.
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I got news for you, hon,
we're getting dumber as a couple.
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No, we're fine.
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- No, we're not fine.
- Hey.
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Doug, we're turning into idiots.
All we do is watch TV all the time.
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You know, there are couples
that actually sit in bed and read.
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Who do you know
who sits in bed and reads?
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Mike and CaroI Brady.
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You see, that's all I could
come up with because I'm an idiot.
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You are not, all right?
Stop that. Don't talk like that.
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I love you.
Now, come here, give me a hug.
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- Yeah, right. Nice try, Doug.
- Come on, give me the remote.
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- No TV.
- Yes TV.
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Doug, come on. You know,
it wouldn't kill us to read more.
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Yes, kill us.
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All right, Doug, stop.
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Now, just pretend I'm a commerciaI
and listen to me for one minute.
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- What?
- Okay.
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This girlfriend of mine,
her and her husband,
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they take all these classes
together at night.
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You know, different things, just
to keep their minds going, you know?
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Losers.
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They're not losers.
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Now, come on,
we should do something like that.
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- Yeah, okay. Give me the remote.
- Come on.
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- I do things you wanna do.
- Oh, yeah, like what?
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Like sex.
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Oh, like you don't enjoy
the gravy train. Come on.
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I will. Come on,
just take one class with me.
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One class, one night a week.
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If we get too smart, we'll stop.
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- All right, all right.
- Okay.
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- Give me the remote.
- There you go.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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Oh, great, look at that.
Lost a finger. I missed it. Thank you.
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Heffernan is handling
lannucci's backhand volleys,
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indeed, is answering them in kind.
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Oh, brilliant passing shot by Heffernan
to win the day.
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Score now stands 6 to 4.
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Hey, Moose,
we playing poker Thursday night?
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I can't.
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Carrie signed us up
for some night class.
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"The Victorian NoveI."
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All right.
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- What's up with that?
- I don't know.
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She started yapping
during the lumberjack competition.
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I said yes to get the remote back.
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Hey, you're in for a reaI treat.
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Such wonderfuI novels.
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Wuthering Heights,
Tess of the d'Urbervilles?
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Oh, they're all written
with such panache.
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See, that's why you get
a lot of wedgies.
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You know,
maybe I'll take this class with you.
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You know, these extension courses
are a really good place to meet women.
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Spence, you couldn't pick up
any women
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in that wine-tasting class
and they were all drunk.
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Yeah, but books
are more my milieu.
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Okay, one more word in French out
of you I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
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- Touch�.
- That's it.
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I'll tell you,
this was a banner idea you kids had,
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taking classes at night.
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- You decided what you're gonna take?
- I'm not sure.
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Either Salsa Dancing
or How to Become a Notary Public.
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- What do you think?
- Well, that depends
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if you wanna dance
or watch people sign things.
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Both interest me.
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Hey, would you watch the road
now and again?
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- Would you relax?
- I'm sorry.
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It's just that kid,
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I think he's gotta go home
and change now.
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You know what?
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I think I'm gonna take
the notary class.
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God knows, the world doesn't need
another salsa dancer.
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- Spence, come on.
- Coming.
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Bye, Mom.
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I don't know how late.
We might go out after.
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I don't need to wear my hood.
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As soon as we get around a corner,
this thing's coming right off.
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And so,
by the beginning of the century,
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you've got Napoleon
overrunning Europe,
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the promise of democracy gone,
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the industriaI revolution
turning everyone's lives upside down,
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and from this upheavaI emerged
some of the greatest writers in history.
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Does this look like Batman?
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In one short period of history,
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you've got Charles Dickens,
Thomas Hardy,
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the Bront� sisters, Jane Austen.
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All the way through Henry James
and Oscar Wilde.
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Now, these writers,
each in their own way,
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reflected the mores
and conventions of their times,
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and in many cases I think we'll find
they challenged these mores as well.
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Quit it!
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Oh, he was touching me.
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Anyway, we're gonna get rolling
with a noveI
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by one of the most
truly interesting writers of the era:
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Charlotte Bront�.
The book, Jane Eyre.
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I'm also handing out a list
of ten discussion questions
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about Jane Eyre.
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I want you to read the book,
look them over,
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we will discuss them
when we meet again.
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I'll tell you this much,
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becoming a notary public
is not for the timid, no, sir.
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Very competitive.
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Lot of backstabbing.
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Hey, pull over. I gotta use the john.
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Why didn't you go
when we dropped Spence off?
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I didn't have to go then.
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Excuse me
for not having a prostate!
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All right, Dad, there's a Dairy Queen.
Go knock yourself out.
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Okay. After I pee,
anyone want a soft serve?
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No, thanks.
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Okey-dokey.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry about the class.
I was just fooling around, I'm sorry.
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No, forget about it.
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It's not even your fault. It's my fault.
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It is?
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I just kind of had this stupid fantasy
that we'd take the class,
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and we'd both enjoy it,
and then we'd read more books.
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And eventually
we'd spend our evenings
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sitting in front of a roaring fireplace,
drinking cognac.
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Exchanging witty repartee.
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Who was I kidding?
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We can't even do
the word jumble in the Daily News.
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All right, you know what?
I'm gonna read the book.
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No, Doug, don't, because I wasn't
trying to guilt you into doing this.
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I know, okay? I want to.
I want us both to read it,
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and talk about it
in front of a roaring fire.
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I'm sure your father
will start one at some point.
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You really wanna continue
with the class?
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Yes.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Honey?
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Nothing.
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Okay, baby,
got my reading supplies.
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My lap pillow,
my pro-reader bookmark,
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and my itty-bitty book light,
for after lights out.
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And?
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Oh, God.
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Book.
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There you go, bubby.
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Okay.
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Me and the missus,
getting jiggy with our books.
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Here we go, "Chapter one. "
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"There was no possibility
of taking a walk that day.
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We had been wandering, indeed,
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in the leafless shrubbery
an hour in the morning,
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but since dinner, the cold winter wind
had brought with it clouds so sombre,
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and a rain so penetrating,
that further outdoor exercise
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was now out of the question. "
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Oh, my God.
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All right, don't panic.
You can do this.
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"I never liked long walks,
especially on chilly afternoons. "
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Chilli.
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I like chilli.
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How do women
wear a bra all the time?
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It's not that bad
once you get going, right?
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Yeah, it's- Yeah.
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Oh, look at him.
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He's really trying.
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Such a sweetie.
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What's growing out of his ear?
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That was not there six months ago.
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Jimmy crack corn, I hate this book
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Jimmy crack corn, I hate this book
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Jimmy crack corn, I hate this book
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Let's pretend I read page one
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Sign this.
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"I agree to deliver 15 tons of graveI
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to MacKenzie NavaI Base
in Bethesda, Maryland. "
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It's a sample contract for my class.
I need to practice notarising.
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Good, because I don't think
I have that much graveI.
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Do I mock your profession?
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Now, come on,
you sign it while I watch,
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then I'll stamp it,
and I'll enter it into my ledger.
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You got it.
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Wait. I'm not ready to watch yet.
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I need a second to get loose.
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Okay.
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Sign it.
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Okay.
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Back up two inches.
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Alrighty. Here we go.
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- Okay?
- Oh, my God!
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I looked away!
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I didn't see you sign it.
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I signed it, Dad. Take my word for it.
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If I could take your word,
we wouldn't need notaries, would we?
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Who was I fooling?
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I'm not fit to be a notary.
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It's a young man's game.
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- Hey.
- Hey, honey, how's the book coming?
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Good. Page 418.
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Wow, you're ahead of me.
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Oh, come on.
Don't be hard on yourself.
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It's not a race.
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I'm just gonna go finish up, work on
my discussion questions, okay?
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- All right, I'll see you upstairs.
- Okay.
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I am so screwed.
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That whole book business again?
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Yeah, the class is tomorrow.
I'm on page two.
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I can't even say I have a firm grasp
of page one.
268
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Why don't you just tell Carrie
you didn't read the book?
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What's she gonna do,
hold you back a year?
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She'll hate me, that's what.
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Hey, fellows. Game still on?
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Yeah, it's the third quarter.
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It's a big couch.
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Excuse me.
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So, Spence,
you finish the book yet?
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Oh, yeah. Well, it was my third time,
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but I still got a little teary at the end.
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So, hey, maybe...
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Maybe you and I could compare
notes on the discussion questions.
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- You finish them yet?
- Oh, yeah.
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I got 14 pages
of grade-A observations right here.
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All right, let me have a look.
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Wait, you did read the book, right?
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You lie so bad.
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I didn't read it.
Let me see them anyway.
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- Come on, man.
- I'm not showing you my answers.
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I'm leaving.
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I don't think so.
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This is mature.
Right back in junior high.
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What are you gonna do, hold me
down and steaI my homework?
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AII I want is the answers.
How I get them is up to you.
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Different time, different place, Doug.
293
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You can't intimidate
this guy anymore.
294
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:30,285
What-? This shouldn't be happening.
We're in our 30s.
295
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Look, it's nothing personaI.
I don't even enjoy this anymore.
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Help, Richie.
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Moose.
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Get his lunch money.
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Okay.
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On to the next discussion question.
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Yes, the symbolism of the old
chestnut tree shattered by lightning.
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Any thoughts?
303
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Restroom key
is hanging on the wall.
304
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No. I'd like to take
a shot at the question.
305
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Sure. What the hell?
306
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:01,397
Well, it seemed to me
that the shattered chestnut tree
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symbolised that the love
between Jane and Rochester
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was about to become
cruelly shattered.
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And, although
this wasn't part of the question,
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I also feeI the red moon
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and the raging wind
were ominous precursors as well.
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That is shockingly coherent.
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Thank you.
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Well, that brings us
to our next question, which is:
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Why did Bront�
choose to tell the story
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from Jane's point of view,
rather than Rochester's?
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- Yes?
- I think it gave her a chance to be
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a little autobiographicaI,
to put her own experiences in it.
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- That's interesting.
- Yeah, interesting,
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though a bit simplistic.
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In point of fact,
Bront� led a very clustered life.
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- Cloistered.
- Cloistered life.
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And the sensuaI character
of Jane Eyre
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was probably something
of a liberation for her.
325
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Doug, I've got to say,
I'm very impressed.
326
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Have you studied
Victorian literature before?
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No, no, no, not really, just...
328
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I guess it's my milieu.
329
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- Doug.
- Yeah?
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I think I agree with you,
with what you said in class.
331
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- About?
- About Jane leaving Thornfield.
332
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I really think it is
her symbolic loss of virginity.
333
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Just one delivery man's opinion.
334
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Let me ask you a question.
335
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What do you think
about Jane's parakeet?
336
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What do you think that represented?
337
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,460
- The parakeet?
- Yeah.
338
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Well, it certainly gave her
someone to talk to.
339
00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:41,581
And beyond that, I think the bird,
340
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what with its droppings,
341
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symbolised how crappy life can be.
342
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,996
There's no parakeet, is there?
343
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:57,029
Doug, I know you beat up Spence
for his homework.
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He told you?
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Oh, he is so dead.
346
00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:05,328
No, he did not tell me,
his mother called.
347
00:20:08,371 --> 00:20:09,650
I was so close.
348
00:20:09,912 --> 00:20:11,191
Please, you were not so close.
349
00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,651
It was so obvious in class
that you were faking.
350
00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:16,783
I mean, I'm just surprised
you didn't wear a monocle and a cape.
351
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- I'm sorry.
- Doug, I don't understand this.
352
00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:25,407
You sat next to me, night after night,
turning pages, nodding,
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highlighting with your
little stupid yellow marker.
354
00:20:28,699 --> 00:20:30,321
What the hell were you doing?
355
00:20:30,615 --> 00:20:32,605
Mostly planning my meals.
356
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:37,527
And I also came up with an idea
for a new board game.
357
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:41,272
Car, I tried. I really did try.
It was just too much.
358
00:20:41,529 --> 00:20:43,898
Doug, it's a book.
359
00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,400
You can read, can't you?
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00:20:46,653 --> 00:20:47,814
Not when people are making me.
361
00:20:48,027 --> 00:20:50,693
That's why I did lousy in schooI.
All the pressure from the nuns.
362
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,348
"Read this, read that,
show your work. "
363
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:55,972
I mean, at least
I pretended to read for you.
364
00:20:57,525 --> 00:20:58,851
That's true.
365
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:02,265
I mean, I stared
at a book for two weeks,
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because I love you.
367
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,391
Not many husbands would do that.
368
00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:10,226
You're right.
Only the disturbed ones would.
369
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,560
But you're right,
maybe this class thing
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00:21:13,771 --> 00:21:16,258
is just not for us right now.
371
00:21:16,478 --> 00:21:18,101
I mean, maybe
I overreached a little bit.
372
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,590
Maybe we should start smaller.
373
00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:22,056
Yeah, like, maybe we should do
the word jumble together.
374
00:21:22,393 --> 00:21:24,679
And not turn it upside down
for the answers.
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00:21:24,893 --> 00:21:27,676
- No matter what.
- Yeah.
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00:21:28,058 --> 00:21:29,681
All right, come on.
Come cuddle with mama.
377
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:31,265
Okay.
378
00:21:36,056 --> 00:21:39,137
Hey, you wanna hear
about my new board game?
379
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:43,299
It's called Shominy,
and it's for ages 6 and up.
380
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,711
That's all I got so far.
381
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,005
Here we go.
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00:21:55,218 --> 00:21:58,748
This is great, huh?
Me and the jiggy getting missus-
383
00:22:06,507 --> 00:22:08,082
- But you kept on going too.
- I know.
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00:22:08,298 --> 00:22:10,833
- That is so funny.
- Why, did I screw up?
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