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[SPORTS PLAYING ON TV]
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Oh! Whoa, that
could've been ugly.
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Arthur, get up.
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I need the couch.
Go down to bed.
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[DOUG GROANING]
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All right.
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[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Miss Conrad.
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Yes, I'm pulling
the listings right now.
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And listen, I want to thank you
for this opportunity.
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I won't let you--what?
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Am I using
the T.R.D. reports?
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Of course.
I have them right here.
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I--I'm all about
the T.R.D.'s.
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Okay. All right,
no problem. Bye-bye.
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Oh, my God. I hope
I left them in the bathroom.
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All right, gentlemen.
Let's play some cards.
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Danny, you get the beer.
Spence, here.
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-Order up some Chinese.
-Yeah.
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-Deac--
-Tunes, I'm right on it.
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Oh, hey.
Instead of Tung Sing,
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let's try Szechuan Village.
It's supposed to be amazing.
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As long as they can
make my dish.
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-Beef with broccoli.
-With?
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No broccoli.
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[LIGHT POP MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Hey. Big jar of honey
tipped over in your fridge.
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What the hell
just happened here?
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What? We're
playing poker.
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And could you watch the language
in front of my company?
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No. No, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
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-[MUSIC SHUTS OFF]
-What are you doing?
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Doug, I need this room
to work, okay?
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We have a big client
flying in from L.A.
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I have to pull all the listings
of our condos, co-ops, lofts,
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then I have to project what the
amortized mortgage would be--
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Okay, if you're trying
to bore us into leaving,
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mission accomplished.
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Doug, please, come on.
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Where are we
supposed to go?
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What's wrong
with the garage?
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Again, there's a raccoon
living in it.
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My place is no good.
The kids are still up.
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Yeah,
we're out, too.
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Spence's mom has a date
over again.
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Lowell Isn't a date.
He's her piano teacher.
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We don't have a piano.
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Hello?
He brings his organ,
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and she practices
on that.
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Come on, honey, please.
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I really want to do
a good job.
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This is a great opportunity
for me.
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Okay, fine. You know what,
guys? No cards. Let's--
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You know what? Let's just
go to Szechuan Village.
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All right?
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Oh, and F.Y.I...
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When you're ambitious,
I couldn't want you less.
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Okay?
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All right, so,
what do you want to do?
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Hit me.
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Damn it!
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Can we be done now?
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Oh, God, when did you
become such a complainer?
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Uh, whenever I'm forced
to be furniture.
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You know what? Deal 'em
up. Come on.
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Nah, I don't want
to play anymore.
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I'm gettin' too good a view
of backstage Spence.
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Is that a thong?
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What?! No.
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What are you, crazy?
Heh.
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So, we gettin' a table
anytime soon?
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Well, good news is,
there's a Chinese family
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that just finished eating.
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Bad news is,
they started playing
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some kind of game
with tiles.
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Oh, God, I hope
it's not shogi.
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That could
take hours.
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All right, look, why don't
we just grab some take-out
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and go play
in the garage?
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As long as we don't mess
with the raccoon babies,
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the mother is not
going to attack us.
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Okay, I know for a fact
that's not true.
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Besides, I want to play
in my own living room.
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Well, that's not gonna happen.
Carrie's thrown us out
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the last 5 times
we've tried.
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You know, if we had any guts,
we'd rent out that place
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and make it our
permanent poker room.
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Heh. Plus, how fast would
the Chinese food come?
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Yeah, that'd be
off the hook.
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Offthe hook...
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or very much
onthe hook?
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The location is good--
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close to shopping.
Schools are excellent.
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The blinds are new.
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My mother-in-law put them up
just before she passed away.
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Dropped dead.
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Dropped dead right
where you are standing.
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Her heart?
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No, uh, the ceiling fan
came down on her.
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It's in there
pretty good now, though.
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[WOMAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN]
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[MUTTERS IN MANDARIN]
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I had better get back
down to my restaurant.
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Anything else?
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Uh, how much
is the rent again?
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$800 a month,
including utilities.
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No pets.
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Cat gets loose in
a Chinese restaurant, and...
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well, that's hard
to live down.
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[WOMAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN]
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[MANAGER SHOUTS BACK]
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Well, what do you
guys think?
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I'm not sure
Kelly's gonna go for it.
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She can't not go for what
she doesn't not know about.
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What?
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You don't tell her!
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Oh, what, you're not
gonna tell Carrie?
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Hell to the no.
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Broads ain't hearin'
about this,
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and broads definitely
ain't invited.
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You know what?
I'm in.
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Yeah, me, too.
Spence?
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The, uh,
"No broads" policy--
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like, say I meet
a hot chick at a bar,
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I want to
bring her up here.
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I mean, would that
be okay, or no?
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Let's cross that
imaginary bridge
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when we come to it.
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All right. We gotta hustle.
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Carrie's gonna be home
any minute.
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You wanna bring
this George Foreman Grill?
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Mmm. Naw.
At the new place,
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let's leave animal fat
where it belongs--
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in the food.
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-Hey!
-Hey, honey!
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Hi, Deacon, why do you
have folding chairs
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tied to the roof
of your car?
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Oh, uh...It-it's for
my kid.
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He likes musical chairs.
He's--
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He's trying out
for the team at school.
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That's a good dad
right there.
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Anyway, remember I told you
about that client from L.A.
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I was gonna be showing
properties to?
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No.
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Well, I did, and I am.
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Anyway, guess who it is.
Big star.
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-Tom Hanks.
-No.
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The guy who played
Mr. Drummond.
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-No!
-I'm out.
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All right.
Kirstie Alley.
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Oh! Gimme a call
when it's Mr. D.
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Hey, whoa, whoa!
What is all this stuff?
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Uh--no, this is just stuff
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that I-I'm going
to sell on eBay.
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Hold that thought.
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Honey, you're selling
your PlayStation? You love it.
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Exactly. That's why I'm
getting rid of all this crap,
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so I can, you know spend
more time with you.
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To do what?
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I got nothin'
right now.
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Hey, hey, slow down
there, big boy.
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-What?
-Here. Sell this for me.
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-A potato chip.
-Not just a potato chip.
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A potato chip that looks
just like Richard Nixon.
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Okay. No one's
gonna buy that, Arthur.
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Are you crazy?
It's a known fact
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that Nixon is the Rolls Royce
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of presidential-shaped
potato chips!
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It doesn't even look
like him! It looks...
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more like my uncle Stu.
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Ha. Your uncle Stu
wishes! Here.
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Hi. Are you Carrie?
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Yes. Hi!
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I'm Kirstie Alley.
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I'm sorry. I didn't
catch the name.
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Ah! Kidding!
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Hello, welcome!
Come in!
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I have some great condos
for you to look at.
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Oh, exciting.
Yeah.
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To tell you the truth,
I'm relieved that I'm gonna
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be talking about something
other than my weight loss.
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You know, it's like, "Kirstie,
you look so beautiful.
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You lost so much weight!
Oh, you look so hot."
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You know, at a certain point
it's like enough
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is enough, right?
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Actually, I haven't
reached that point.
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Oh, if I hadn't told you,
Kirstie, you look fabulous!
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Well, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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You're welcome!
Hey, Jenny Craig for president--
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-am I right?
-You're right.
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So why don't
we get started?
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-Let's!
-Okay.
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Ms. Heffernan, what do you want,
bagels and donuts?
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Uh...thank you.
You can put them--
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right back where
they came from!
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We don't want that
poison in here!
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Sorry about that,
Kirstie.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no.
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Please. Please,
you enjoy, Carrie.
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I am perfectly able to sit
here and watch other people eat.
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Okay. Ha ha. All right.
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[WHISPERS]
Out. Out.
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[SIGHS]
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Is that good?
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Mm-hmm.
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Is that a little
pecan on top?
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Oh, actually,
I don't really know.
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Just give a little
taste.
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Okay.
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Pecan?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think so.
I don't really know.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I should have told you.
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I have this little
trick--
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I watch other
people eat,
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and then I enjoy
the food through them.
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Oh! Oh, I get it.
Okay, great, great.
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In fact, you see that little
sprinkled donut over there?
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Uh-huh.
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Could you eat that?
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Actually, I don't
love sprinkles--
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-But could you eat it?
-Absolutely. I can. Absolutely.
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Not a problem.
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[**]
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[INHALER SPRAYS]
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Ahh...
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this is livin'.
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Oh ho! There it is!
Still the champ!
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That doesn't count.
It's on the line!
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Hey, look, nobody likes
losing at baloney darts,
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but show a little class,
would ya?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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CARRIE: Hey, it's me.
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It's Carrie.
Keep it down.
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Listen, where are you?
I tried calling you at home.
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I'm at Szechuan Village.
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[MUFFLED] Again? Man,
you love that place.
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Was that--I couldn't understand
a word you're saying.
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CARRIE: Well, I'm eating stufffor Kirstie Alley.
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Wow. I'm in the wrong
business.
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What is inside that?
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Is it caramel
or butterscotch?
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00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,070
Honey, I'm gonna be home
a little late.
251
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:02,780
Ah, boo.
252
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,620
All right, well,
don't work too hard.
253
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:06,830
CARRIE: Okay. Bye-bye.
254
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,330
Okay, now,
just hypothetically,
255
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,830
how many White Castles
could you eat?
256
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:17,760
[CHEERFUL SIXTIES-TYPE
MUSIC PLAYING]
257
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:53,120
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN]
258
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,240
[**]
259
00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:28,620
CARRIE: Dad, how many times
have I told you,
260
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,290
stay outta my makeup bag?
261
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,620
I took one lipstick!
Call a cop!
262
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,290
What were you doing
with it anyway?
263
00:12:34,330 --> 00:12:36,540
If you must know, I was
circling parts of my body
264
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,500
for a doctor's
appointment.
265
00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:41,300
CARRIE: Okay. That's it.
That's it!
266
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,510
I'm putting you
in a home!
267
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,600
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
268
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,150
It's open.
269
00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,030
Hey, man, welcome!
270
00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:04,200
Hey, I was ordering
some food downstairs
271
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,200
and Mr. Soo said
you were still up here.
272
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,910
Didn't
we give this place up?
273
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:12,620
I didn't. I kept it
for a little getaway.
274
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,710
Oh, um...
275
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,880
I'm gonna need you
to take the shoes off.
276
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,880
I just had the carpets
cleaned.
277
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,210
You serious?
278
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,880
Does it not smell
mountain fresh in here?
279
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,890
Seriously, dock those giant
boats by the door, would ya?
280
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,640
Come on! Sit down, man.
281
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,720
Here ya go! Let's visit.
282
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,970
Tell me everything!
283
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,310
I like what you've
done with the place.
284
00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,810
It's a big
difference.
285
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,650
You know, it's funny.
286
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,650
Now that it's just mine,
I don't know, I...
287
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,030
I want more.
288
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,910
Where are my manners?
289
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,370
Would you like
something to drink?
290
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,790
Uh...just water.
291
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:57,000
Sure. We got some
specialty sodas here.
292
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,790
I got Moxie,
Fanta Orange, Ting.
293
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,210
That's the official soda
of Jamaica, mon.
294
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,220
Water's good.
295
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,720
You're the guest.
296
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,260
Here we go.
297
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,650
So, uh...
298
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,860
you still with Carrie,
or...
299
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:34,700
Yes, I'm with Carrie.
You're a character.
300
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,250
So where does she think
you are when you're here?
301
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,790
Actually, with you.
302
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,710
I've got my Deacon
in the background impersonation
303
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,290
pretty down pat.
304
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,090
[LOWERS VOICE]
Slow your roll, playah.
305
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,470
That's not bad.
306
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:50,840
I guess I gotta work
on my background Doug.
307
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,350
You just crumple
a bag of Doritos.
308
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,060
That's all you gotta do.
309
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,900
Oh. Sorry.
310
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,280
[MOUTHS WORDS]
311
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,320
So how are you able to swing
the rent all by yourself?
312
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,240
No, I don't pay rent
anymore.
313
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,080
Mr. Soo and I,
we worked something out.
314
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,330
Hey, table 6 needs
more duck sauce.
315
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,130
I'm on it, sir.
316
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,720
Kirstie, that condo
was perfect for you.
317
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,760
I'm never buying
a condo from some idiot
318
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,180
who says I was great
in Cagney & Lacey.
319
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,140
I don't even want
a condominium anymore.
320
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,270
I just wanna kill
myself!
321
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:42,270
No! No, no, no, no.
Come on. Come on.
322
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,060
All right.
How--how 'bout this?
323
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,150
I go on an eating binge
for you, okay?
324
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,860
I'll eat food until
it comes outta my eyes!
325
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,150
What are you
in the mood for?
326
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,910
I guess I could watch you
eat some Chinese.
327
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,950
I know just the place.
328
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,050
Anyway, it's a great building
right on the park.
329
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,390
What do you think?
330
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:20,020
Hmm. Could you smoke
a cigarette for me?
331
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,520
Love to. But I...
I don't have any, so...
332
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,850
I do. Right there
in my purse.
333
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,850
Okey-doke.
334
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,230
Only been in there
a year.
335
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,900
Oh! Great.
336
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,070
Anyway, back to the condo.
337
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,240
I think that if you like it,
338
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,990
we really need to jump
on the building.
339
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,090
Come on, man!
340
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,030
Hey!
341
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:24,410
[**]
342
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,500
Yes, miss?
343
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,550
Yeah, I called
for a delivery.
344
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,340
I'm just
a little confused.
345
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:35,840
Is it your policy to just
dump the food in the street
346
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,640
and then drive off?
347
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,890
I ask in back.
348
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:43,020
[CARRIE SCOFFS]
349
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,640
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
350
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,390
Doug!
351
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,650
Carrie!
352
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,560
Oh, my God! Come on in!
353
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,230
I've been meaning to
invite you over forever!
354
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,240
What the hell
is goin' on he--
355
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,040
Oh, I'm...gonna need
you to lose the shoes.
356
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,250
Doug, what the hell
are you doing here?
357
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,500
What is this place?
358
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,040
-Didn't I tell you about this?
-No.
359
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,090
Ah. It's just a little
hang out, you know.
360
00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:56,970
I come here to unwind...
like once in a blue moon.
361
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,590
-Ahem.
-You're getting mail here.
362
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:03,220
And you have a turtle
and throw pillows
363
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,180
that say
"Home sweet home."
364
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,690
That was
a house-warming gift.
365
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,440
You had
a house-warming party?!
366
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,070
Just the neighbors. You wouldn't
have known anyone.
367
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,570
Doug, what else
don't I know about?
368
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,400
I mean, you have
another wife?
369
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,490
Is there a Doug, Jr.
at soccer practice?
370
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:23,120
-You're overreacting!
-I'm overreacting?
371
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,950
I just found out my
husband has another life!
372
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,710
-[TELEPHONE RINGS]
-Another life. That's crazy!
373
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,710
Hello?
374
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,630
Wo men kuh boo kuk eewan dien zai shuwo...
375
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,970
[CONTINUES SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
376
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,350
Zai jian.
377
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,100
Hey, how 'bout a Moxie soda,
bottle of Moxie?
378
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,520
I--I--I can't
believe this.
379
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,480
Would you--sit down,
would you, please?
380
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,360
Oh, yeah. Here
you use a coaster.
381
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,110
Just listen to me,
all right?
382
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,070
This whole thing started
as a place for me
383
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,370
and the guys to hang out.
384
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,240
But...they bailed out
and I just...
385
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,450
I stayed with it.
386
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:11,040
-Why? To get away from me?
-Not you.
387
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,630
Not just you.
388
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:18,130
Look, I admit, maybe I took
things a little too far.
389
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,340
But, I don't know,
have you ever just...
390
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,380
wanted to escape
from someone?
391
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,270
Hey, hey, hey.
392
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:37,230
-Have you seen Carrie?
-No.
393
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,700
This is nice.
394
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:47,160
Yeah. Glad you
decided to stay.
395
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,210
Hey, you wanna throw
some baloney?
396
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,210
I don't exactly know
what that means, but no.
397
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,930
Doug, turtle soup
for table 7.
398
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,930
Okay. I'm on it, sir.
399
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,650
Oh, my God. I-is this--
400
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,940
I told you...no pets.
401
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:28,910
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