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* My eyesare gettin' weary *
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* My back is gettin' tight *
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* I'm sittin' herein traffic *
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* On the Queensboro Bridgetonight *
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* But I don't care,'cause all I want to do *
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* Is cash my check and driveright home to you *
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* 'Cause, baby,all my life *
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* I will be drivin' hometo you *
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Hey, you know what
they ought to bring back?
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Old-fashioned nurses.
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You know, the ones
with really big breasts
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and low-cut uniforms.
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My father is about
to have heart surgery.
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And don't you think
he'd like to wake up
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with a nice big pair
of bosoms in his face?
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[SIGHS]
Come here. Look,
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it's not even
real heart surgery.
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It's angioplasty.
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Come on, let's read
the pamphlet
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Dr. Davis gave you.
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No. It's stupid.
It's not.
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It's about a little
cartoon character
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named Angie O'Plasty.
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That worked out well,
didn't it?
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Yeah, 'cause you
meet a lot of people
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named "O'Plasty."
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Come on.
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She's a little heart
with a bow in her hair.
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She's adorable.
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If I were
a little boy heart,
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I'd take a run at her.
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Just read.
Okay. All right.
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"Come along for a tour
of the heart
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"with your special guide,
Angie O'Plasty.
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First stop: The groin."
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Whoa.
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Wasn't expecting that.
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OK, let's see.
Bad-da-da-da-da...
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Look, it's simple.
They send a balloon
into his heart vessel
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and blow it up.
It's fun.
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It's like a birthday party.
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Maybe they can make it
into a poodle.
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[VOCALIZES]
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He's gonna be Okay, right?
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Yes, he's gonna be fine.
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Look, he's gonna be
better than fine.
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He's gonna be great.
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Could you float me a buck?
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What?
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I'm kind of hungry.
That's a Chipwich machine.
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I think you know
where this is going.
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I used all my singles
for parking.
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Come on. All I got
is a $100 bill.
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All right,
you know what?
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You work on your little
problem over there,
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and I'm gonna
go ask the doctor
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a few more questions
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I won't understand
the answers to.
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MAN [OVER P.A.]:
Blue Team to ICU,please. Blue Team, ICU.
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Hey. I know you.
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Heh. You deliver
for IPS, right?
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Yeah.
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You don't recognize me,
do you?
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Here,
maybe this will help you.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Still not
gettin' it.
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I'm looking through
a peephole, guy.
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Oh. Oh, Okay.
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Come on, you deliver
to me all the time.
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225 Jewel Avenue.
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Oh, wait a second.
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I can see the name
on the package.
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F. Moynihan.
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You got it.
Oh, man. Hey!
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Hey. Ha ha.
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Can I tell you something?
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You're great.
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I--I am?
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Well, I mean,
when you deliver,
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you're a pleasure
to deal with.
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I mean, you enjoy your job,
and it shows.
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Wow. Well, thanks...
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"F."
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So, what
are you in for?
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Oh, I got a little
tummy trouble.
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Just in
for a little checkup.
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Oh,
sorry to hear that.
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Hey, speaking
of tummies,
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I'm trying
to get a Chipwich.
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Any chance you got
change of a 100?
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You know something?
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This is on me. Heh.
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Really?
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You betcha.
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Oh, wow, man.
Thanks.
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I really
appreciate that.
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And you know what?
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If you ever
need anything,
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here is my card.
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Wow. Jeez, you guys
get your own cards, huh?
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Yeah, we're not
really sure why.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe for situations
just like this.
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Ha ha ha.
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Well, for
all the deliveries
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you've brought to me,
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allow me
to deliver this to you.
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Hey,
where do I sign?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Delightful.
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BOTH: Hey!
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Daddy,
you look great.
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Hey, who's up for a
little angioplasty?
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Hey, got a taker
right here.
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I think you've
dislodged my I.V.
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Be a love
and try to find it
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before I expire.
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Dad, come on.
You're gonna be fine.
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So, you okay?
You need anything?
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Actually,
could you stop home
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and pick up
my sleep mask?
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Sure. Where is it?
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I'm not sure.
I haven't used it
in a while,
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since you've
got me sleeping
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in a windowless
basement.
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We'll find it.
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Also--and
this is important--
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when I'm under,
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please see to it
they don't circumcise me.
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They're not gonna
circumcise you.
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Excuse me,
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what is the name
of this hospital?
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[SIGHS]
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Forest Hills Jewish.
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Enough said.
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Excuse me, kids,
I just need
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to do some prep work
on your dad.
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Here we go.
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Ooh.
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Dad, listen to me.
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I know you're a little scared,
but you're gonna be fine.
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You're gonna live
a very long time--
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with us, in our home.
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Apparently,
it's what God intended.
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Okay?
Okay.
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All right. Mwah.
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All right, we'll
see you later, okay?
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CARRIE:His sleep maskisn't here.
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Can't we just give him
some duct tape?
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Honey, could you
look up there?
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I got to tell ya, Car,
I'm still a little rattled
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by what I found
in that cigar box.
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All right, come on.
Shake it off.
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Look up there.
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All right.
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Okay, I'm touching
something moist,
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and hand
coming down now.
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Ooh, look, there's
a box right there.
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Bring that box down.
Right there.
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Oh, God, the whole box
is moist, too.
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What's this?
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What is it?
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Look at this.
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This is a scrapbook
of all my old stuff.
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Look at that--
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my finger paintings,
my report cards.
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I can't believe
he kept all this stuff.
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Okay, now I really
want him to live.
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This crap is not
coming off my finger.
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Oh, look,
my first-grade picture.
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Look at my pigtails.
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Woof.
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Looks like
you had a bad case
of mononucle-ugly.
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Ha ha. I just made that up
this second, I swear.
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I can't believe it.
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I almost want to cry.
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Wait a second.
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What is this?
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DOUG: What?
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It's
an acceptance letter
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from Florida State.
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I didn't know
you got into Florida State.
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Neither did I.
I never saw this
before.
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What do you mean?
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I mean I never
saw this letter before.
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I applied.
I really wanted to go.
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I never heard back.
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I just assumed
they rejected me
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like every other college...
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and that beauty school.
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He must've
hid this from me.
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Why would
he do that?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Look at this.
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It's a pros and cons list
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about whether
I should go or not.
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"Pro: Better life for her.
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Con: Worse life for me."
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Well, that's good.
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That's some
great parenting
right there.
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"Pro: Sunshine.
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Con: Burt Reynolds
dinner theater."
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This is crazy.
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Actually, my parents
sawEvitathere
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and loved it.
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If I would've gone
to this school,
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I could've
gotten a degree.
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I could've
gotten out of Queens.
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My whole life would
have been different.
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Well, your life
turned out Okay,
didn't it?
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Huh? Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I am gonna kill him.
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I am gonna go down
to that hospital
right now,
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and I'm gonna kill him.
Would you take it easy?
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Okay, look, you have
every right to be mad,
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but he's going in
for heart surgery, Okay?
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So, you can't do anything
about it now.
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But I'm--
Shh.
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Kill.
Shh.
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More importantly,
we got to think
about other things.
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Like what the hell
is on my finger?!
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Hey, we're back.
How you doin'?
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I'm pretty sure
they drugged me.
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You're going in for surgery,
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they're supposed to drug you.
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You are one dumb bunny.
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Here you go, brought you
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your sleep mask
and some clean pajamas.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah, hello?
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, sure.
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You know what,
they need me down in Admitting.
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It must be about billing
or something.
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I'll go.
What?
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No, I can take care of it.
No, honey--
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Don't leave me alone with him.
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I might hurt him.
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Come on.
I'm serious.
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I could pull a rubber glove
over his head.
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You see, I already have a plan.
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Okay, all right,
you're gonna be fine.
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No!
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What,
no magazines?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You didn't ask for magazines.
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I didn't realize
I had to ask
for the obvious.
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Sorry.
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Are you
Mr. Heffernan?
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Uh, yeah.
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Please, please,
have a seat.
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Okay.
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My name is Dr. Berger.
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Mm-hmm.
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How are ya?
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I'm afraid that
Mr. Moynihan's condition
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is quite
a bit more serious
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than we first thought.
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Mr. Moynihan?
F. Moynihan?
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Yes, yes.
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You see,
he has a volvulus,
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which in layman's terms
is a twisted colon.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
264
00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,360
Now, I'm afraid we're
gonna have to perform
265
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,530
emergency surgery on him
immediately.
Mmm.
266
00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:42,290
And why are you telling
me this exactly?
267
00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:45,250
Well, you are Mr. Moynihan's
emergency contact.
268
00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:48,210
Now, we haven't
broken the news
to him yet.
269
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,130
We--Well,
we feel it's best
270
00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,710
for a loved one
to be present.
271
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,420
No, the thing is, uh--
MR. MOYNIHAN: Hey!
272
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,630
* Did you happen to see *
273
00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:59,640
* The best IPS guyin the world? *
274
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,300
[GROANS IN PAIN]
275
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,480
Mr. Spooner,
276
00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,610
we're about ready
for your procedure.
277
00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:14,650
They'll be in
in a few minutes
278
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:15,780
to wheel you down.
279
00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,490
Okay. Thank you.
280
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,280
Darling, can you say
a few words with me?
281
00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:24,540
Hmm?
282
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,290
I'm about
to have heart surgery.
283
00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:27,410
I figure it can't hurt
284
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,830
to talk to the man
upstairs.
285
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:31,290
Oh. Okay.
286
00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,630
Just so you understand,
287
00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:36,170
"man upstairs"
is a euphemism for God.
288
00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:37,420
I know.
I just didn't want you
289
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,380
running upstairs
290
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,550
looking for
some other man.
291
00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:42,180
Thank you.
292
00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,390
[SIGHS]
293
00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:45,100
Dear God,
294
00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:46,850
please help me
get through
295
00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:49,060
my heart procedure,
296
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:53,230
and please make sure
they don't circumcise me.
297
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,690
Special emphasis
on the latter.
298
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,360
Amen.
299
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,660
Amen.
300
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,700
[SIGHS]
301
00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,620
Uh, Dad,
since you're praying,
302
00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,660
now may be a good time
to confess anything
303
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,200
that may be
bothering you.
304
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,170
Anything you think
you've done wrong?
305
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,830
No.
306
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,250
No?
307
00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,210
'Cause I was thinking,
oh, I don't know, um,
308
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:19,130
anything that you did
in World War II
309
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:23,260
or, say, when I was
a senior in high school?
310
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,470
Oh.
311
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,560
Oh!
312
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,100
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
313
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:31,520
That boy you liked,
Dennis Paretto?
314
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,270
He called you once,
315
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:36,150
and I never
told you about it.
316
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,740
What?
317
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,280
He burped
into the phone.
318
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,660
He claimed
it was an accident.
319
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,370
I didn't buy it.
320
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,160
Dennis Paretto?
321
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,410
The guy I was in love with
for like three years?
322
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,880
He called
and you didn't tell me?
323
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,250
I'm terribly sorry.
324
00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,380
Thank you for making me
325
00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,340
clear my conscience, sweetheart.
326
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:03,760
I feel much better now.
327
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,680
Glad I could help.
328
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,600
Okay, now here's
what I don't like.
329
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,520
You see
the way the colon
330
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,150
sort of twists
around itself?
331
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,770
Not really.
332
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,440
But you see it there, Doug?
333
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,530
Not really, no.
334
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,240
Well, the good news is,
335
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,860
I think we caught it
early enough.
336
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,160
Anyway,
I'll give you two
a few minutes alone.
337
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,540
Twisted colon.
That--
338
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,800
That doesn't
sound so bad.
339
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,630
"Hey, Twisty!"
340
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,300
So you put me down
as your emergency
contact, huh?
341
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:48,390
Yeah, I got your number
off the card you gave me.
342
00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:49,810
I didn't think
they'd have to use it.
343
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,600
Oh! Whoa!
344
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,940
Wow, that is twisted.
345
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,820
Um...
346
00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:03,900
I, uh,
347
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,700
I really gotta get
going, 'cause, my, uh,
348
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,570
father-in-law has
got a thing of his own.
349
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,330
Okay. Bye, Doug.
350
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,410
God bless you.
351
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,870
Uh, is there anyone
352
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,670
you want me
to call for you?
353
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,500
No. You're
my emergency contact.
354
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:22,300
There is nobody else.
Pretty pathetic, huh?
355
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,590
No, no. I mean,
356
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,260
I'll tell you
who has a rough time
357
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,590
getting emergency
contacts.
358
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:29,350
Amish people.
No phones, huh?
359
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,520
Amish people have phones.
360
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,680
I don't think
they do.
361
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,350
Well, even if
they don't have phones,
362
00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,690
let me tell you
what they do have.
363
00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:39,690
They have family
and friends that love 'em.
364
00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,440
Hey, not necessarily.
I bet you there are
365
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,860
some very nasty
Amish people out there.
366
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,860
Doug, I appreciate
what you're trying
to do for me here,
367
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,740
but I think we both know
that Amish people
368
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:50,450
are pretty great.
369
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,620
Well, so are you.
370
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:55,830
[SCOFFS]
371
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:57,750
Hey, Doug?
372
00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:00,750
Can we go hold
the preemies?
373
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,010
I'm--I'm sorry?
374
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,380
The premature babies
down in the nursery.
375
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,340
The human contact
helps them grow and--
376
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,300
Well, I think connecting
with life in that way
377
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,850
might make me feel
a whole lot better.
378
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,720
Plus, they smell
really good.
379
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,730
I--I--I can't,
'cause I have a thing
380
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:19,020
I gotta run to.
My father-in-law, so--
381
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,940
H-hey, y-you enjoyed
the Chipwich
382
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:23,020
that I got you,
right?
383
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,700
Uh, yeah.
Oh, good, good.
384
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,370
You know what? Let me
pay you back for that.
385
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,530
Oh, no, come on.
No, I owe you a dollar.
386
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,370
No, you do not
owe me anything.
387
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:35,750
There you go.
We are all square,
388
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,580
so now nobody owes
anybody anything, okay?
389
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,500
And this is
so not a big deal.
390
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,750
Nice picture,
though, huh?
391
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:44,380
I should have got
that guy for my wedding.
392
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,920
Okay, take care now.
Hey, Twisty!
393
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,970
Dennis Paretto.
394
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,470
How could my father
not have told me
395
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,310
that Dennis Paretto
called?
396
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:01,310
I don't know.
397
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,860
I really liked him.
398
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,730
He was--
He was really nice,
very good-looking,
399
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,240
and you know
what he does now?
400
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,950
He owns a chain
of very successful
dry cleaning stores.
401
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:10,990
All right,
you know what, Carrie?
402
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,070
This is really
starting to hurt.
403
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,450
This is not
about you, Okay?
404
00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,740
Well, it's
annoying, Carrie.
405
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,910
Now you're running
off to Florida,
406
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,000
you're married
to a guy named Dennis.
407
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,790
I'm just not sure
where I fit in.
408
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,080
Oh, you fit in.
You fit in just fine.
409
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,210
Oh, look--
410
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,920
He's got me
furious at him
411
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,920
at the very moment
I should be feeling
412
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,050
love and kindness!
413
00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,380
All right, I just
gotta get back
to a loving place.
414
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:35,350
I just gotta picture him
lying there...
415
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,270
weak and helpless,
416
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:40,890
going through
the most traumatic
experience of his life.
417
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,980
I got nothin'.
I'm dead inside.
418
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,190
You know
what might help?
419
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:48,190
A Chipwich.
420
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,860
I don't want
a Chipwich.
421
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,360
You want a Chipwich.
422
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,410
And more importantly,
I want a Chipwich.
423
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,410
Uh-oh.
424
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:57,790
What?
425
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,250
Oh, no. I think
I accidentally gave
426
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,040
my hundred to F. Moynihan
when I was paying him back.
427
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,330
Who?
428
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,750
The guy who bought me
a Chipwich before.
429
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,250
Crap!
430
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:09,010
Wait a second.
His surgery was
scheduled for 3:00.
431
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,010
He should be out soon.
432
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,470
God, the waiting
is unbearable!
433
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,270
Mrs. Heffernan?
434
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:23,100
Yes. Hi. So?
Your dad did great.
435
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,150
In fact, there
was less blockage
than we thought.
436
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:27,070
Okay.
He's resting now,
437
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,900
so you can go
see him if you like.
438
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,900
Okay, thanks again.
That's good.
439
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,570
All right.
Come on, honey.
440
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,200
You know what?
I'll be right there.
441
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,410
Okay.
442
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,910
Uh, Dr. Berger?
443
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,870
Oh. Well,
hello, Doug.
444
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,960
How's he doing?
445
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,580
The operation
went well.
446
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,250
Oh, thank God.
447
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,840
Thank God.
448
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,170
Can I see him?
449
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,130
Yes. Now,
you should know
450
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:55,800
that we did find
a perforation
of the bowel,
451
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,930
which we've
taken care of,
452
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:57,970
but, of course,
there's always
453
00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,930
a chance
of infection.
454
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,100
Now, do you have
any questions?
455
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,350
Uh-huh.
456
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,940
Are his pants
with him?
457
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,610
Hi.
458
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,070
Hi. These just
came for him...
459
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,910
"From the boys down
at the senior center."
460
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,870
Okay. Thank you.
461
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,070
You see?
462
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,490
You see what
I'm doing here?
463
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,120
I threw out
your flowers.
464
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,660
I shouldn't do that.
465
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,000
Those came for you.
466
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,410
But you know what?
467
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,000
That acceptance letter
from Florida State
468
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,920
came for me.
469
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,920
Dennis Paretto
called for me.
470
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,170
So it actually
felt really good
471
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,590
to throw out
your flowers.
472
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,130
It felt...
473
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,260
really good.
474
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,010
What else you got
going on here?
475
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,520
Let's see. Ooh...
476
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,890
rice pudding.
477
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,560
Oh, you love
rice pudding.
478
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,110
Yeah.
479
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,940
Mmm...
480
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,900
Delicious. You don't know
what you're missing.
481
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,950
Mmm. Yeah, baby.
482
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,660
Okay, this is putrid.
483
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,410
Do you see what you
got me doing here?
484
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,160
I am throwing out
your flowers
485
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,670
and eating old people food
just so you can't have it.
486
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,000
That's how much I hate you.
That's how much.
487
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,340
[SUSTAINED BEEP]
488
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,340
Oh, my God.
489
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,380
Daddy?
490
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,550
It's Okay, sweetheart.
491
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,930
That happens sometimes
when we first plug it in.
492
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:02,600
[MONITOR BEEPING NORMALLY]
493
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,520
Thank you.
494
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,690
[SIGHS]
495
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,360
And, uh, all the balloons.
496
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,360
[LIGHTLY SNORING]
497
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,400
[CHANGE CLATTERING]
498
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:18,090
Doug?
499
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:22,380
Are you robbing me?
500
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,430
No. No, I was just, uh,
501
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,800
feeling your pants.
502
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,560
What are these, denim?
503
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,480
Yes, they are.
504
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,520
So, can we hold
the preemies now?
505
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,480
Sure, buddy,
we can--
506
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,230
We can go hold
the preemies.
507
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,360
Great.
508
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,570
First help me
go to the bathroom?
509
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,160
Carrie?
510
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,540
Hey.
511
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,120
You're fine.
512
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,790
Everything went great.
513
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,750
Wonderful.
514
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,630
Is all this for me?
515
00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,800
Yep.
516
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,340
All for you.
517
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,550
Wow.
518
00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:05,050
Actually, I'm just
happy you're here.
519
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,350
I was a little afraid
of waking up alone.
520
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,060
Well, you're not alone.
521
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,730
Thank you, darling.
522
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,520
[SIGHS]
523
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:22,650
That's the view
I'm looking for.
524
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,210
* Pressed in organdy *
525
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,080
* Clothes in crinoline *
526
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,880
* Of smoky burgundy *
527
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,630
* Softer than the rain *
528
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,060
* I wanderedempty streets down *
529
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,220
* Past the shop displays *
530
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,600
* I heard cathedral bells *
531
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,610
* Tripping downthe alleyways *
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* Oh, I love you, girl *
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