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Arthur,
what are you doing?
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What does it look like
I'm doing, Einstein?
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It looks like you're unloading
dirty dishes, Einstein.
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They're clean, Einstein.
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No. They're dirty.
I just loaded them,
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and I went to the store
to get a box of detergent,
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Einstein.
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Well, why didn't you leave
a note saying that, Einstein?
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Stop calling me
Einstein!
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Stop callingme
Einstein!
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No big deal. Okay?
We'll just...
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reload the dishwasher
and wash 'em.
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Okay. Now, which-- which of
these did you already put away?
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Let's see. I definitely remember
putting away a blue bowl
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with big white and yellow
sunflowers on it.
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Okay. We don't own
anything close to that.
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We might have a problem.
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All right. Then we
have no other choice.
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We're just gonna have to
wash everything we own.
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-This never happened.
-Right-o.
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SINGER: *My eyesare gettin' weary*
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*My back is gettin' tight*
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*I'm sitting herein traffic*
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*On the QueensboroBridge tonight*
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*But I don't care*
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*'Cause all I want to do*
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*Is cash my check anddrive right home to you*
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*'Cause baby,all my life*
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*I will bedriving home to you*
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CARRIE: Really?
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Oh, God, it must be so
annoying when they do that.
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Hey.
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All right. So we're off
for tonight, I guess.
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Deacon and Kelly
canceling?
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Yeah.
They can't get a sitter.
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All right. No biggie.
You know what? We'll just
do our own thing tonight.
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Hey, you wanna go
to the batting cages?
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-Batting cages? Batting cages?
-Uh-huh.
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We'll do
the batting cages.
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Oh, that sounds
like a fun idea.
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What sounds like a fun idea,
batting cages?
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All right. So we'll
just come by at 7:00.
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Why are we coming by
at 7:00, Carrie?
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Carrie. Carrie. Carrie.
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Carrie.
Carrie-Carrie-Carrie.
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Carrie. Carrie.
Carrie-Car-Carrie.
Carrie, why--Carrie--
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Could you hang on a second?
Would you shut up?
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Just let me know
what's happening.
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They invited us over
for game night.
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There's no game
on tonight.
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Board games, okay? All right.
So, we'll see you at 7:00.
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Should we pick up some deli?
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Board games?
Board games?
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No. No.
Batting cages!
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Okay. All right. All right.
We'll see you then.
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Okay. Bye-bye. My God,
are you annoying.
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Well, why did you agree to that?
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What, she thought it'd be
fun to have game night.
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What was I gonna say?
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You say, "No, Kelly, you're
wrong. It won't be fun."
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All right. Could you stop making
a production out of this?
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Now, look, Richie
and Donna are coming, too.
We'll sit. We'll drink.
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We'll play board games.
Big deal.
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[SIGHS]
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Game night.
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More like gay night.
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Okay. And on that
incredibly clever note,
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could you
go take a shower?
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Well, Douglas,
sounds like
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you got yourself roped
into one deadly evening.
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Game night. Brutal.
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You see?
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Just go get ready.
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Unfortunate timing,
too.
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I just fell
into 2 tickets
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to the Knicks/Lakers
game tonight.
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Really?
How did you get those?
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They were a gift from my friend
Willy over at Swifty's
dry cleaners.
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Apparently,
his regular client,
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a certain
Mr. Latrell Sprewell,
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had a nasty cranberry juice
stain on his felt hat
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which Willy
was able to remove.
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Willy happens
to owe me a favor.
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Long story short--
section 4, row "A."
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I'm sorry
you couldn't make it.
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Carrie, Knicks/Lakers.
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All right. Fine. Go.
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Thank you. I love you.
I'm in, baby.
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This is awkward.
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Truth be told, I don't
know anyone named Willy.
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I only made up the
story to taunt you,
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and it obviously
backfired on me.
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My apologies.
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That was a rough one.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ice cream.
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Cone?
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Ice cream.
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Chocolate, vanilla,
scoop, dessert.
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Da-da-da-da!
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Ice... cream.
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Flavors, um, sundae,
Tom Carvel, cookie-puss.
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Come on!
I need more here!
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Icecreeeeam.
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I mean another word,
Doug.
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Time's up!
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[LAUGH]
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What the hell was it?
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It was truck.
Ice cream truck.
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You know, Good Humor
with the bell?
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It was a good clue.
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Doug, you drive a truck
for a living.
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How about, "What I drive
for a living?"
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That would've been
another way to go, yes.
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All right. What's the score?
What's the score?
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Okay. It's 18 for you guys
and 19 for us.
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Uh, 25 wins, so next
round's for the money.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are we?
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Let's just say
you're well in third.
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Yeah. Well, that's okay.
This is where we make our move.
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-That's right, sweetie.
-All right.
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You ready there, Rich?
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Flip it.
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Clock's tickin'.
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How about a clue,
Rich?
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Say something.
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Time!
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It was turtle.
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So why didn't you
give me a clue?
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I thought of a good one, but it
had the word turtle in it.
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All right.
Good strategy.
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Well, folks, this could
be it. For the win.
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-Okay, bring it.
-You ready?
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Yeah. Go.
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A famous ruin in Italy.
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-Tower of Pisa.
-No.
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Nassau...
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-The Colosseum!
-Yeah.
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-Peppermint...
-Peppermint,Peppermint Twist!
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-Peppermint Schnapps!
-DEACON: Yes.
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The Colorado...
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-River!
-No.
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-Colorado...
-Time!
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-Was it Rockies?
-Yeah, but...
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man, I thought we had more
time than that.
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Yeah. It goes fast,
doesn't it?
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Okay. Honey, come on.
Our turn! Our turn!
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Hey, it turned out to be
a fun night after all, huh?
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Yes. Fun night.
Yep. Yeah.
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Especially 'cause it looked
like we were gonna lose,
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and then, boom!
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Turned itself right
around, out of nowhere.
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Yeah.
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By the way, I promised Kelly a
rematch at our house on Friday.
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-Is that cool?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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You know what I really love
about being married to you?
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Not having to pay for sex?
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's good, too.
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No, uh,
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what I meant was that we're
always there for each other.
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You know, to talk...
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to admit stuff.
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Why? You, uh, you have
something you want to admit?
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Me?
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Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes.
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As a matter of fact,
yes, I do.
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Well, what is it?
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Uh, well, tonight,
at Deacon and Kelly's--
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Yeah?
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I...
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I stole a bar of soap.
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You stole soap? Why?
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Well, it wasn't just
a regular bar of soap.
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It was one of those
nice decorative ones,
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looked like a seashell.
Had to have it.
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So, where is it?
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Um, it's, uh, it's gone.
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I washed my hands with it
and now it's gone.
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So you didn't
actually steal it.
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You just used it.
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Well, either way,
I was very, very wrong.
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I wouldn't worry
too much about it.
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Phew. Feels good to
get that off my chest.
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Man, what a relief.
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Once again, I'm good
with the man upstairs!
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Ahem. How about you?
Got anything?
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No.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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DOUG: So, when
we're driving home,
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I gave her every possible
chance to come clean,
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and nothin'! You know?
Like it never happened.
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She just sat there like ice.
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I don't know.
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You think I'm making
too much of this?
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What do you think?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe I'd have
more of an opinion
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if I'd been invited to
this little game night.
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Don't look at me, all right?
Kelly put the whole thing
together.
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I had nothing to do with it.
And believe me,
you're lucky you missed it.
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Oh, yeah. I feel lucky.
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I got to stay home,
eat Cheetos,
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and watch theE-True Hollywood
story of Leif Garrett.
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Will you listen to me?
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It was a couples thing. Okay?
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You and a Furby don't count.
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Now, will you just
give me your opinion?
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Fine. I--I think
you're overreacting.
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So, she cheated at a board game.
That's not so terrible.
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See? You just
don't get it, do you?
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I've been with her
for 6 years.
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I thought I knew her.
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I thought I knew
everything about her.
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Now I feel like
I hardly know her at all.
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I mean, if we went on
theNewlywed game,
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we'd--we'd come in last.
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Actually first,
'cause she'd probably cheat.
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This is just so weird.
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I don't know what
the hell's going on here.
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Wait a minute. I know
what the problem is.
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What?
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I made a comment
to Kelly last week,
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and I think she
took it racially.
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That's why she
didn't invite me!
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It was delicious
fried chicken.
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I shouldn't
say anything?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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-You're late.
-Yeah.
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I just, uh, stopped off
and had a beer with Spence.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
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We were just talking,
just chit-chattin'.
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Do you know
he's got a third nipple?
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Wow.
That's a weird one.
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Yeah. Threw me, too.
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Listen,
I'm, uh, kind of beat.
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So I'm just
gonna grab a beer
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and hang out in
the living room till dinner.
You all right with that?
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Sure.
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You can also pee
if you want.
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You don't have to ask.
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Ha. I might
take you up on that.
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Man, my pockets
are just stuffed.
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So I'm gonna leave
everything here for now.
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If that's all right,
you know?
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What have we got in here?
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Gosh, I got some keys...
248
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well, what else?
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Ooh, Jolly Rancher gum.
Look at that.
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You ever chew this stuff?
I know why he's jolly.
251
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,370
And all
this bundle of cash.
252
00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:04,990
Gosh, I don't even know
how much is there, you know?
253
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,330
Who's got time
to count nowadays?
254
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,460
Uh-huh.
255
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:13,290
Anyhoo, all right, uh, so I'm
gonna go crash on the couch now.
256
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,710
You do what you gotta do,
and you and I,
257
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,340
we'll--we'll regroup later,
okay?
258
00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,670
You got it, butch.
259
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,590
[LAUGHS] Okay.
260
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,720
Hey!
261
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,680
What's up?
262
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,680
Forgot my beer.
263
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,230
Nothing like a little alcohol
to pull you under, huh?
264
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,940
I got a beer.
265
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,870
Oh, my God!
266
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,540
What are you doing?
267
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,880
I think the question is,
what are you doing?
268
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,590
I'm trying to cook dinner.
269
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,720
Oh, really? What are we having,
cash foo yung?
270
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,260
I was just moving your crap.
What the hell is going on?
271
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,770
Why are you watching me?
272
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,060
Because...
273
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,560
I saw you cheat
at game night.
274
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,480
What? What are you
talking about?
275
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,900
That's crazy.
276
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,280
Carrie, I saw you do it.
I saw you flip over the timer
277
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,740
when Deacon and Kelly
were about to win.
278
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,530
What? Would you--
would you stop it?
279
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,950
It fell,
and I put it back,
280
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:27,700
maybe the wrong way.
281
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,580
Yeah. Fell. Okay.
Then how do you explain
282
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,080
you picking up the card, looking
at it, and putting it back, huh?
283
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,670
I--I did not. Excuse me,
284
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,540
you gave me a good clue,
so I got the answer.
285
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,500
Oh, please. Okay?
The word was "Snorkel,"
286
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,550
and my clue was
"That curvy thing."
287
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,930
You see,
I got the image.
288
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:45,760
We had a good thing
going there.
289
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,600
Carrie!
290
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,760
All right. Fine. So,
I turned over the timer
291
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,520
and looked at the
stupid card. Big deal.
292
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,190
You don't think
it's a big deal?
293
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:56,350
You know what? Let me
tell you something,
I think it is a big deal
294
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,650
because I've been walking around
here for the last 2 days,
295
00:12:57,690 --> 00:13:00,690
worried that my wife
is some sneaky,
296
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:03,860
shifty, little sicko.
297
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,780
Oh, so that's why you decided
to lay your trap for me
298
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,830
with your enticing
$12 in singles, huh?
299
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,790
Where--where are
the video cameras, huh?
300
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,000
Ooh, are you wired?
301
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,500
All right. All right.
Now, stop it. Okay?
302
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,920
Listen to me!
303
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,590
All right. That was stupid.
I admit it, but...
304
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,460
I--I--I was
worried about you.
305
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,800
You were
worried about me?
306
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,470
Maybe you should worry
about yourself, buddy boy.
307
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,920
What do you mean?
308
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,510
Excuse me? When we
go to the Sizzler,
309
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:29,680
you don't steal
from the salad bar?
310
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,680
Uh, any shrimp that falls
on the ice is up for grabs.
311
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:37,810
And besides, the Sizzlers
are not our friends.
312
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,520
Look, Doug,
did anybody get hurt?
313
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,020
No.
We all had a good time,
314
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,110
and we'll all have a good
time again this Friday,
315
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,700
so just drop it. Okay?
316
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,450
Having another
game night on Friday?
317
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,530
Yeah.
318
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,910
Damn.
319
00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,580
What?
320
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,870
Well, I was feeling badly
about...
321
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:59,000
my cruel practical joke
the other night regarding
the Knicks.
322
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,460
So as a gesture of good will,
I went down to the Garden,
323
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,630
and I purchased 2 tickets
for Friday night's game.
324
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,010
Really?
325
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,680
That was very nice of you,
Arthur.
326
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,720
Mind you,
they're not great seats,
327
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,560
but they're the best I could
do on such short notice.
328
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,850
Unfortunately, I didn't know
you had another game
night scheduled.
329
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,650
You know what?
I don't feel very much like
going to game night on Friday,
330
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,690
so count me in,
my little friend.
331
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,780
Once again,
this is awkward.
332
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,660
Game night. Let's
get things rollin'.
333
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,870
How about some Oppo-Zoppo? "The
game where opposites attract."
334
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,290
What else you got?
335
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:43,550
Well, we got Naught-T,
where the letter "T" is taboo,
336
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:47,550
or Baby Talk,
which is actually too
annoying to even consider.
337
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,430
Uh, Oppo-Zoppo sounds fun.
338
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,680
All right. Well, let's just
oppo some zoppo.
339
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,100
You know what? Who says we have
to play board games at all?
340
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:58,560
Hey, you guys wanna light bags
of dog crap and leave 'em
on people's porches?
341
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,940
What are you talking about?
We had fun last time.
342
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,480
Yeah. Besides, you can't
just win and walk away.
343
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,570
We got--we got business
to take care of.
344
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:10,070
[ALL BOASTING]
345
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,450
Guys! Guys. Guys.
Guys. Guys. Guys.
346
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,910
I, um, I have--
347
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:19,000
I have a confession
to make.
348
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,790
Um, last week, when we
were playing, I...
349
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,040
I think I...
350
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,090
may have cheated.
351
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:30,050
Actually, I did cheat.
352
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,510
I did.
353
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,720
You cheated?
How did you cheat?
354
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,970
Well, I flipped over the
timer. I looked at a card.
355
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,060
I told you one of your
right answers was wrong.
356
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,610
I just got caught up.
It was really stupid.
357
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:46,190
I'm very sorry.
358
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,490
-It's okay.
-Carrie, don't even worry about.
359
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,280
-It's a game.
-It's not a big deal.
360
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,490
Yeah. It's no big deal.
You know?
361
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:55,910
So you guys are not mad?
362
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,950
-No.
-No.
363
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,790
Come on. How could we
be mad? You're Carrie.
364
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,960
-KELLY: It's really fine, hon.
-RICHIE: Let's Oppo-Zoppo!
365
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,840
DEACON: Let's do this!
366
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,630
Box.
367
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,170
Box...
368
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,970
-Spring.
-Oppo-Zoppo.
369
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,090
-Fall.
-Yeah!
370
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,550
-Yay!
-Whoo!
371
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:17,060
-You found your game, Rich.
-I was beginning to
think you didn't have one.
372
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,850
Well, any game that gets Donna
jumping up and down
is the game for me.
373
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:21,980
Oh, stop.
374
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,060
Hey, hey, you guys are 2
points away from winning.
375
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,100
-Get out of here.
-Let me see that.
376
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,150
KELLY: You've got 48.
They got 40.
377
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,770
We only have 36.
378
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,030
-DEACON: We better get on it.
-KELLY: Yeah, baby.
379
00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,660
[ALL SAYING GOOD-BYES]
380
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,830
-We had a great time.
-Not a problem.
381
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,240
Great. Good-bye.
382
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,330
You guys are 2 & 0, but next
time you're going down.
383
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,910
Yeah, you know where
we live.
384
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,710
It's just a game. Who cares
who wins, right? Bye-bye.
385
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:46,960
What the hell
is wrong with you?
386
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,050
I don't know!
387
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,840
You're unbelievable!
388
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,220
Peeking at cards, moving
our thing extra spaces,
389
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:56,850
you know, once I started to look
for it, it was quite a show.
390
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,680
And what was that whole
confession thing about, huh?
391
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,060
Was that just
to throw 'em off track?
392
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,180
No. I meant that!
393
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,190
You know,
when I said it.
394
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,810
And then you still cheated.
395
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:06,900
Well, I wouldn't have had to
396
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,110
if you had given me
one decent clue.
397
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,230
Oh, now I understand.
398
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,900
So, it's my poor
Oppo-Zoppo skills
399
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,190
that have forced you
to become
400
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,110
a pathological liar.
Got it!
401
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,950
I am not a liar.
I'm a cheater.
402
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,240
My bad.
403
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,000
What do you
want from me, huh?
404
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040
I agree with you.
405
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,040
I know this is wrong.
406
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,210
It's just that when we're
in the heat of the game,
407
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,590
something comes over me.
408
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,250
I can't stand the thought
of losing,
409
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,880
so I just--I snap.
410
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,050
You know, it's just stupid.
411
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:41,100
At least I understand why you
always beat me at Scrabble.
412
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,640
Huh? Oh, actually,
that's all you.
413
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:46,270
You were right.
414
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:50,150
I am just a sneaky
little shifty...
415
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,780
what did you call me--
a dingo?
416
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,940
No. A sicko.
417
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,320
Sicko. You're not.
You're not. All right.
418
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,910
Look, you're not a dishonest
person, Carrie.
419
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,160
You just have this one
420
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,370
very weird problem.
421
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,710
Well, let's just hope
it's just one thing.
422
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:07,870
Just in case,
watch your back.
423
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,670
I will.
424
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,170
All right. I have a headache.
I'm gonna go upstairs to bed.
425
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,090
Okay. I'll be up
in a little bit.
426
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,680
Okay.
427
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,970
Hey, you think I should call
everybody and confess again?
428
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:26,060
No. No, please. Let's not
go back to that well.
429
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,150
What's going on?
430
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,730
It's Carrie.
431
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,320
The weirdest thing.
432
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,820
Every time we get together with
our friends to play board games,
433
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,240
she--she cheats.
434
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,450
She cheats?
My little girl?
435
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,700
That's impossible.
436
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,120
Arthur,
I've seen her do it.
437
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,870
No. No.
438
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,040
She may put some cotton in
her bra from time to time,
439
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,670
but she does not
cheat at board games.
440
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,130
She admitted it.
441
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,040
-Really?
-Yeah.
442
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,130
Huh.
443
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,340
That's so unlike her.
444
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:56,970
When she was a little girl,
445
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,300
we used to play games
all the time.
446
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,840
And she
was never like this?
447
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,680
Oh, no. No.
448
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,970
Goodness no.
449
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,060
She was always so sweet,
so considerate.
450
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,060
Oh, the fun we used to have.
451
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,730
[SIGHS]
452
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,360
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
453
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,240
You sure you wanna
go there, darling?
454
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,240
I think so, Daddy.
455
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,700
All right, then.
456
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,290
You lose. Sorry!
457
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,500
Ha ha!
458
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:35,000
Loser! Winner!
459
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,420
[ARTHUR LAUGHS]
460
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,880
Too bad, chump.
461
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,380
Maybe next time!
462
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,430
I'm number one!
I'm number one!
463
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:46,180
I'm number one!
I'm number one!
464
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,810
Yeah!!
465
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,940
Oh, the fun we had.
466
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,110
Good memories.
467
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:02,110
Well, sorry I couldn't shed
more light on this, Douglas.
468
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:10,250
Honey, I think I know
what's going on! Honey!
469
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,420
Ahem.
470
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,760
You sure you want
to move there, darling?
471
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,350
I think so.
472
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,350
I'm sorry, dear.
You seem to have lost,
473
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,980
but that's
perfectly all right.
474
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,360
Yes, it is. Because I'm still
a good and valuable person.
475
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,360
Indeed you are.
That being said--
476
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,360
winner! Loser!
477
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,210
Okay.
Let's try it again.
478
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,420
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