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[DOG SCRATCHING ON DOOR]
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Stanley, use the dog door.
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God, you're stupid.
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All right,
I'm gonna show you
one more time, okay?
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[SIGHS]
Look, you just go right through.
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Okay, right through here.
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Right through.
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Go! Zing!
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Nothin' at all, huh?
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All right, watch me.
Watch me and learn.
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Ooh! It's nice out here.
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I want to go out!
I want to go out!
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I want to go out!
All right, hold your horses!
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Let me grab my coat.
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Oh, God, I am so late!
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Where's the milk?
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Not to worry.
It's all in here.
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All of it?
I wanted cereal.
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You should know
from now on,
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I'm starting
each day
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with a health
smoothie.
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I've decided
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I want to live
a long, long time.
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You just decided. We--
We don't get a vote?
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Very funny, Doug.
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You know, I don't
really need all
this milk.
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Help yourself.
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Oh, all right. Thanks.
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You should know
I've already added
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the bean curd
and the Dulcolax.
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All righty. Maybe
I'll have something else.
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Suit yourself.
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Ooh. Toaster strudel.
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'Cause I've decided
I want to die happy.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a second.
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Carrie! Telephone!
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CARRIE:
I'm in the bathroom.
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Could you take
a message?
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Yeah, I got
to take a message.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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It's someone
named Jack Brennan.
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He wants to know
if you can come
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to his apartment tonight.
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Should I be hearing this?
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CARRIE:
I'll take it up here.
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All right.
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She'll be right there.
A-a-and there she is.
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Doug, wait.
You can't leave yet.
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Sorry, but last night's
sex is just going
to have to hold you.
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Yeah, right.
Anyway, listen.
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That was one
of the partners
in my firm,
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and he's having
a little dinner
party tonight
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for this new client,
and we're invited!
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Us? Why?
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Because the client
loves me!
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He's this big
Japanese mucky-muck,
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and for the last
couple of weeks,
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I've been showing
him around and
stuff, you know.
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I'm not
just a secretary.
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I also
schlep people.
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Here's the address.
I'll meet you
in the lobby
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at 8:00, OK?
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Carrie, I can't.
Why not?
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Hello, it's Thursday.
Double shift day.
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Doug, you know
I'm trying
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to make paralegal
at this firm.
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This is
a great chance
for me to, you know,
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suck up.
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I want you to suck up.
I just can't be there.
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Well, you could
if you really
wanted to.
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That's not true!
I mean, I wouldn't
be done working
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until 8:00.
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Doug, 2 Thursdays
ago, you had
a double shift,
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but you wanted
to see that ladies'
kickboxing thing,
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remember?
Somehow you made it
home by 7:30
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with a keg of beer
and a 3-foot sub.
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Yeah, that day
everything went
just right.
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Come on, Carrie,
even if I could
make it in time,
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you know I'm not good
at those things.
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I'd spill something,
and some lady would say,
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"Oh, who invited
that man?"
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OK, Shemp,
you made your point.
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You don't
have to go.
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Come on, why do you
even need me there?
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I guess I don't
needyou there.
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I just would've
liked it.
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Ohh...
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It's still frozen.
What happened?
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Hmm?
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I don't know.
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Hey, me and Donelli
are going to go eat.
You want to come?
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No, I'm skipping lunch.
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Ha ha!
That's a good one.
Come on.
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I'm skipping lunch.
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Why,
what's going on?
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Ah, it's this stupid
dinner party.
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Carrie really
wanted me to go
to it tonight,
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so if I really hump it,
I can get there in time
and surprise her.
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OK.
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Well, where
you guys eating?
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Oh, that
Philly cheese steak place
on Northern Boulevard.
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The cheese steak place?
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Man, why don't you
just stab me?
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Did I say
the cheese steak place?
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No, no, I meant
the luncheonette on 24th
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with the rats
and the dirty counters.
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I like their fries.
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So, you coming?
No. Just go, go, go!
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Just grab me a little
somethin'-somethin'
for the road.
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[SIGHS]
Let's see here.
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Seventy-five cents.
Just enough.
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[WHIRRING]
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Come on, baby.
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Jump it.
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Come on, come on,
up, up for Daddy.
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Come on.
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All right, fine,
you want to play that game?
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Well, let's get it on!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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You sure you don't wanna come?
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Just go!
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Oh! Didn't expect that!
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Hello!
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ARTHUR: Who's there?
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It's me, Spence.
Is Doug here?
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No, he's out.
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OK. Bye.
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Wait!
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What?
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Come down here
and play with me.
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I'm tired of playing
with myself.
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Pardon me?
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So, how's
that job of yours
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taking tolls
on the bridge?
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I don't take tolls
on the bridge.
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I sell tokens
on the subway.
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Ohh,
a thousand pardons.
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You know, it's
a pretty interesting job.
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It's a great place
to observe people.
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Yeah. Well,
now you can observe
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your bishop
disappearing.
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You know, the other day,
it was raining,
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and everybody
was fumbling around
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with their briefcases
and umbrellas,
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trying to get
their tokens
into the slot.
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It struck me
kind of funny.
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Yeah. "Little man
in glass booth
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has last laugh."
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Anyway,
it occurred to me
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that whoever
invents a backpack
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that can also hold
an umbrella...
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it would be
pretty handy.
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You know,
you might be on
to something there.
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What do you mean?
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Your backpack.
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With
the proper handling,
an item like that
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could make us
a pretty penny.
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What are you saying,
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that we can actually
make them ourselves?
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Why not?
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Back in the fifties,
I was in and out
of marketing
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almost 8 months.
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DOUG:
Jawanda, it's Heffernan.
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I, uh, just finished
my route.
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I'll drop the truck
back later tonight.
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[HONK HONK]
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Here's your suit,
my man.
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Thanks for picking
it up. Only way I
can make the party.
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Well, have a good time,
all right?
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Hey, hey,
you got anything
to eat on you?
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I literally have
not eaten all day.
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Sorry.
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Any more gum?
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I'm chewing my last piece.
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How long
you been chewing it?
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Does that matter?
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All right,
all right.
Just go. Go!
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At phase 3,
we show the design
to the money guys,
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get the start-up
capital, and bam!
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We're in production.
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Yeah, but, uh, maybe
we should make 'em
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someplace like Pakistan
or Mexico, you know,
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for the cheap labor.
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Hey!
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The Unipak
will be made
on American soil
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by American workers
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making decent
American
union wages!
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All right,
all right, relax.
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We start out small,
sell 'em in the subway.
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Then we branch out
to the specialty stores.
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Then
we go worldwide!
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Yeah! I just read
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that that China market
is opening up.
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Sure.
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What are there,
2 billion
Chinese people?
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If we sell each one
a Unipak,
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that's
how many Unipaks?
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2 billion.
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Whoa!
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Whoa! I'm right here.
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H-hi, Mr. Brennan.
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Hello, Carrie.
Hi.
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I was just
a little thrown
by the--the--
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Oh, yes. It's
a private elevator.
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Oh, well. That's nice work
if you can get it.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Listen, I just want
to thank you so much
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for inviting me.
I'm just so thrilled
to be part of this...
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thing.
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Carrie!
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[JAPANESE ACCENT]
I'm so glad you
could make it.
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Oh, thank you.
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It's so good to see you
again, Mr. Fujita.
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So, I understand Carrie
has been showing you around
our little town.
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Oh, yes. Yesterday
she took me to eat
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at a very delicious
rib joint.
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Right.
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Then a peep show.
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That was his idea. Heh.
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Didn't expense it.
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So, Carrie,
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where is
your husband?
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Oh, he, um...
He couldn't make it.
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Hi, I'm Doug Heffernan.
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I'm here for the party
in Mr. Brennan's
apartment.
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Take this elevator
up to the penthouse.
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Uh, listen,
I just came from work.
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Is there some room
where I could change in?
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Nope.
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Well, where
do you change?
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Changing room
in the back.
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I can't use it?
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Nope.
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Carrie
got us tickets
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to a wonderful show
last night.
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What was it, uh...
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Bring in the...
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'Da Noise,Bring in 'Da Funk.
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Yes, yes, yes.
Very lively.
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[DING]
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Hey, hon.
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[DING]
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Hi. Hi.
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Sorry about that.
I was sort of
banking on a hallway.
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I usually don't strip
at parties unless
I get paid first.
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OK, honey.
Thank you.
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Good to meet you,
Doug. Jack Brennan.
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Hey, how are you?
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And this
is Mr. Fujita.
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Nice to meet you.
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Very nice
to meet you, Doug.
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So...sumo wrestler?
259
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:40,950
No, just fat.
260
00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:42,110
[DING]
261
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,870
Oh, Ed, Julie!
Glad you could make it!
262
00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,660
Excuse us
a moment.
263
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,250
What was that stunt
about? I thought
you weren't coming!
264
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,750
I wasn't,
but then I felt bad,
265
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,000
and I wanted to
come surprise you.
266
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,550
You did! I was
expecting pants!
267
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,090
Would you give me
a break?
268
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:04,090
I busted my butt
to get here
to support you.
269
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:07,260
I'm sorry.
You're right.
270
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,770
I'm glad you're here.
271
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:10,520
Thanks.
Now, when's dinner?
272
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,440
There's no dinner.
273
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,690
You said this
was a dinner party.
274
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,730
Yeah, but then Brennan
told me at the office
275
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:16,730
that it was just drinks.
276
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,860
Why didn't you
tell me?
277
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,400
I didn't know
you were coming.
278
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,030
I--I haven't eaten
all day.
279
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,360
All right, all right.
280
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,610
Now, just listen.
We'll get you taken care of.
281
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,370
There's some hors d'oeuvres
over there. Come on.
282
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:29,450
Maybe there's
something greasy
on a stick.
283
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,420
What is this stuff?
284
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:35,630
Well, you got some
pickled carrots...
285
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,040
radishes.
286
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,710
Can I fix you
a plate of this, uh,
287
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:39,960
shredded
brown stuff?
288
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,510
Oh, God.
289
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,470
This stuff
can't be for people.
290
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:46,180
They must have
some kind of bird.
291
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,050
Hey, let's go find it
and put it on a stick.
292
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,350
All right, before
you start eating pets,
293
00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,230
let's just peek
in the kitchen.
294
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,890
I'm sure they're making
some hot hors d'oeuvres.
295
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:54,980
Yeah, they must be.
They can't expect
296
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,650
to serve people
just this crap.
297
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,400
Hey, how are ya?
298
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,940
Okay, all right, come on.
299
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,690
Let's take a peek,
but be casual.
300
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,450
OK.
OK.
301
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,620
[SMACKING LIPS]
302
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,250
I think I'm gonna cry.
303
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,420
SPENCE: Oh, man,
I love this country.
304
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,420
Yeah. Where else
could a couple
of schmoes
305
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,680
with nothing
but a dream
306
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,390
end up
with a multimillion
dollar company?
307
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,100
Oh, it's going
to be sweet.
308
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,470
I think I'll buy
a house at the beach.
309
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,980
One that's big enough
for me and my mom
310
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:38,060
to have our own rooms.
311
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,190
I'm thinking boat.
312
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:40,270
S.S. Unipak
313
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,780
out of
Newport News.
314
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,990
Whoo, that's living!
315
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,700
We got no problems at all!
316
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:47,780
None at all.
317
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,410
At least, not until
the patent expires.
318
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,580
Oh, right.
The patent.
319
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,410
Then the market will
probably get flooded
320
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,460
with cheap
knock-offs.
321
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,460
We got to develop
some new products.
322
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,540
You're the head
of R&D.
323
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,420
What do you got?
324
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:03,300
Nothing.
Nothing?!
325
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,590
What the hell
do you do all day?!
326
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,010
You know, I think
the foundation we've set up
327
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,390
for the Nakamura Corporation
328
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:16,100
is going to be
just marvelous.
329
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,060
Community grants,
scholarships.
330
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,270
And it's not
a bad tax shelter
either.
331
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,070
BRENNAN: Yes, but I know
that's not why you did it.
332
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,950
FUJITA: Of course not.
With all the success
we've had,
333
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,360
it's
our responsibility
334
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,530
to give
something back,
335
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:31,160
and we're proud
to do it.
336
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,490
BRENNAN:
Well, needless to say,
337
00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,370
everyone at Jacobs,
Hirschbell & Palmer...
338
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,710
What are
you doing?
339
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,250
I think I found
some kind of cracker.
340
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,880
That's a button
from the couch!
341
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:48,590
Would you just
settle down?
342
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,090
[RATTLING]
343
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,930
Hey, uh, what
you got there?
344
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:54,430
Mints.
Would you like one?
345
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:55,220
Oh.
346
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,810
Thanks. Heh.
347
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,530
Thank you.
348
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,780
Will you...
349
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,120
stop it?!
350
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,580
I'm starving.
Can we go?
351
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:18,250
Not until
after the Kabuki.
352
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,920
Excuse me.
353
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,250
You know where
the rest room is?
354
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,840
It's right
over there.
355
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,260
[MOUTHING]
356
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,900
It's like
a Twilight Zone!
357
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,410
Doug, what
are you doing now?
358
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,070
Looking for
something to eat.
359
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,490
This is
my boss' apartment.
360
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,080
You can't just rifle
through his kitchen!
361
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,250
Carrie, if I
don't eat something
in the next minute,
362
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,790
I will die!
363
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,130
All right, all right.
Let's just get you fed
364
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,420
and out of here quickly!
365
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,670
I'm not having
any luck, are you?
366
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:10,720
Nothing.
367
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,130
These rich people
don't like to nosh.
368
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,890
Chewable vitamin Cs!
369
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,430
God, they're not
chewable! They're
not chewable!
370
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:21,140
Doug, don't spit
in their sink!
371
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,770
They're obviously
clean freaks!
372
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,730
Stop it! Stop it!
373
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,480
Stop!
374
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,360
Oh.
375
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,740
Eggs. Score.
376
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,570
No. No. No.
377
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,450
No. No.
378
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:36,950
I'm just making
an omelet.
379
00:16:36,990 --> 00:16:37,950
No!
380
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,540
Just a plain one.
381
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:43,290
Doug, they're going
to start to wonder
where we are!
382
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,170
If you work
with me on this,
383
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,340
it'll go faster.
384
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,920
I need a frying pan
and a whisk.
385
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,970
Oh, here
you both are.
386
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,680
Yes. Yes.
387
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,640
We were so impressed
by your bathroom
388
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,430
that we thought
the kitchen must be
really something.
389
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,810
It is lovely.
390
00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,980
I love how you
didn't spoil it
with a lot of...
391
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,150
messy food.
392
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,270
Well, we spend
most of our time
393
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,650
at our house
on the island,
394
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,820
so there's usually
not a morsel
to eat here.
395
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,740
Really?
396
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,030
Listen, Mr. Fujita
really likes you two.
397
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,910
Come on back out
and chat him up
a little more.
398
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:18,990
Come on.
Sure.
399
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,370
Sure.
400
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,370
Come on, hon.
401
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,710
Come, now!
402
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:38,350
Good God,
that is disgusting!
403
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,180
More than you think.
404
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:42,060
They weren't fresh.
405
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,520
SPENCE:
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?!
406
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,190
When the knockoffs
hit the market,
407
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,690
we're going to be
hemorrhaging red ink!
408
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,570
It's not my fault.
It's those lazy
American workers
409
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,690
sucking us dry
with their fat paychecks
410
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,530
and their bloated benefits!
411
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,410
You had to give them dental.
412
00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,950
I didn't know
what I was signing!
413
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,710
Look...
414
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,210
maybe the thing
to do is...
415
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,460
bring in
somebody fresh.
416
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,090
What do you mean?
417
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:16,050
Just somebody to
run the day-to-day
operation, you know.
418
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,550
Make the company
lean and mean.
419
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,720
You trying to
squeeze me out?
No!
420
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,140
I knew it
from the beginning!
421
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,100
You were just waiting
to put the boot
in my ass!
422
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,470
You're crazy,
old man, crazy!
423
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,690
You ungrateful punk!
I made you!
424
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,940
I'm sorry.
425
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:34,070
I'm just trying to figure
a way out of this thing.
426
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,860
Well...
427
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,400
there may be...
428
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,950
one way out.
429
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:40,950
What?
430
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,280
We torch the factory
431
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,250
for the insurance
money.
432
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,870
What if somebody
gets hurt or...
433
00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,120
killed?
434
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,920
Then God help us all.
435
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:57,840
[TRADITIONAL JAPANESE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS WITHIN]
436
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,400
Ohh...
437
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,450
What is it?
438
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,450
I feel nauseous.
439
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,280
No, you don't.
440
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,240
Carrie,
all I've had all day
441
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,250
is a pickled carrot,
442
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,540
a box of Tic Tacs,
2 raw eggs, and...
443
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:32,580
some plant food.
444
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,130
Just take deep breaths.
You'll be fine.
445
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,480
I'm going
to throw up.
446
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,320
Doug,
if you throw up,
447
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,650
I will leave you!
448
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,860
Sorry, but it's
out of my hands.
449
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,200
Hey...
450
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,080
[RATTLING DOORKNOB]
451
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,570
Hey, thanks again
for coming tonight.
452
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,530
So, how's your
stomach feeling?
453
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,070
Scared. And a little hurt.
454
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,280
Poor baby.
455
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,530
As soon
as we get home,
456
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,790
I will make you
something
to settle it.
457
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,870
You mean,
maybe like, uh...
458
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,960
a couple
of pieces of toast?
459
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,080
OK.
460
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,590
And maybe
some cheese and salami
in between them.
461
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,880
[**]
462
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,560
[SLURPS]
463
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,110
[SLURPS]
464
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,360
[SLURPS]
465
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,070
[CRUNCHING]
466
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,280
[SLURPS]
467
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,200
[SLURPS]
468
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,490
[CHOMPING]
469
00:21:29,530 --> 00:21:33,160
[SLURPS]
[CHOMPING]
470
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,920
[SLURPS]
471
00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:41,670
[NOSE TRUMPETS]
472
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,010
[TRUMPETS]
473
00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,640
[LOUD GULPING]
474
00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,940
[LOUD EXHALE]
475
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,070
[SLURPS]
476
00:22:03,110 --> 00:22:04,650
[GUTTURAL BELCH]
477
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,620
[**]
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