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Your suffering's over now.
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[ Television playing
in background ]
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Mine's just about to begin.
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Say something!
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It's happening! The
most heralded of DiMeo
holiday traditions.
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Ha ha!
[ Television turns off ]
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Macy's parade?
Football?
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No, Mom trying to get out
of doing Thanksgiving.
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Okay, don't let her win,
but she works hard.
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Let's give her
some false hope.
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First --
the fun alternative.
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Hey, guys!
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Crazy idea for Thanksgiving --
Disneyland.
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Right? Right?
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Give thanks for short lines
on "Pirates."
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Aww,
but my class just went.
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What? Well, that's it.
No more school for you.
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[ Quietly ]
Now the moral high ground.
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Are we sure that we want to
celebrate this holiday at all?
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Because the historical
implications are --
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I'd posit the roots
of the tradition go back
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to the harvest festivals
of the Babylonian celebrations
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of the Great Mother.
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Oh, would you posit that?
Would you?
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Vaguely worded
emotional instability.
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[ Voice breaking ]
You guys, I'm just --
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I'm going through some stuff
right now.
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Chinese buffet.
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What if we went
to the Chinese buffet?
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Fun.
JJ, what do you think?
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"It is my favorite holiday.
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You know, I am going to college
next year.
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Will I have a tradition
to come home for?"
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You suck.
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"You know,
the Italians have a saying,
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'A tavola, non s'invecchia.'
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At the table --"
I said I'd bloody do it,
Kenneth! Shut it!
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**
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I just don't get the premise
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of the holiday.
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What happened between the
pilgrims and the Indians was t--
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It's over, Mom.
Take the "L."
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Mom, Dad, I'm ready.
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Cool.
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For what, you might ask?
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To get back with Taylor.
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I've been waiting for a sign
that I'd matured enough,
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and this morning,
I awoke with a chest hair.
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What do you think,
little buddy?
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He winked.
It's on.
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I don't know, guys.
We dropped him a couple times.
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Maybe that's it.
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Dylan: Hey, Mom.
Uncle Billy just pulled up.
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[ Horn honking ]
It looks so nice in there.
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Would you mind
if I joined you?
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And...none of that.
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[ Oven door creaks ]
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Every year,
I look for the worst in Billy...
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[ Doorbell rings ]
...and I find it.
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This year,
I'm looking for the good.
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I mean, we --
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we used to have fun
when we were young.
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We can have fun again.
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You're not
getting divorced.
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Stop being dramatic
and go answer the door.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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[ Doorbell ringing rapidly ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Ringing continues ]
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Hey!
[ Laughs ]
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Billy,
good to see you.
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-Yeah.
-You look great.
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Don't I?
Yeah, the chick I'm dating
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just got me
to go vegan.
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I mean, you guys can eat meat
if you have to, I guess,
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but can you have Crabby Spice
whip me up
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something cruelty-free?
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So, you're seeing someone!
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Is it the lawyer
you told me about?
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Yeah, kinda.
It's her daughter.
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You know, like, [high-pitched]
"You should meet my kid.
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She's great."
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[ Normal voice ] Well,
I'll tell you what --
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Granny wasn't lying.
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Mm.
[ Laughs ]
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You get it.
I'm young!
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I shouldn't be dating
someone old enough
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to take heart medicine.
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Oh, that reminds me. I-I gotta
take my heart medicine.
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Hey, hon!
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I found that thing I said
was gonna be fun!
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It's not!
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Hey! Happy Thanksgiving,
DiMeos!
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Who's this --
JJ's new guy?
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What happened to the
good-looking one from last year?
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Nice to meet you.
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**
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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JJ!
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Medicine time!
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Oh, come on!
You don't have to do that.
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You're a guest today.
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Nah, Jimmy.
I got this.
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Hey.
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Hey, what's the new guy
doing with my heart pills?
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**
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-Okay, grab JJ's bag.
-Got it.
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You bring the pills.
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Got 'em.
Come on. Hurry up.
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I'm sorry.
I-I wasn't paying attention.
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Not making it better, new guy.
Let's go. Go.
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You're gonna be fine,
but we'll need to keep him
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overnight for observation.
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We're gonna get him
a room.
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Okay, thank you.
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"Another JJ hospital visit
ruins everything."
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What has a hospital visit
ever ruined?
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"Vacations,
graduations,
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Dad's perfect
bowling game."
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Oh, come on.
He rolled one strike.
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The alley was playing
all of Tom Petty's
"Full Moon Fever."
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I was not going to miss.
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Dude, you're killing me.
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Nothing's ruined.
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What's more, I'm gonna
figure out a way
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of making this
the best Thanksgiving ever.
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Who's with me?
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Really all depends
on the plan.
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Well, I don't have it yet,
but just imagine it's great.
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Huh.
Sounds pretty good.
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-Yeah, not bad.
-That should work.
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There you go.
How hard was that?
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Hey. They're gonna keep him
for observation, but he's fine.
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Jimmy, I-I can't believe
this happened.
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I-If there's anything --
anything I can do --
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Yeah, you can
make out somewhere
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that isn't blocking
the dang game.
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Hey, Billy.
Comfortable?
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God, no.
I hate hospitals.
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Aww, see, lucky for us,
we have a kid with disabilities
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since we love hospitals.
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Hey. The kid's
gonna be okay, right?
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-Well --
-Oh!
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That's not roughing
the passer!
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Come on!
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Hey, you want to help?
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Deal with him.
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I can't handle
the "Billy Show" today.
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Uh...Oh-ho.
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Mm...
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Mm...
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Rrrrr....
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How many more sounds
you got in you?
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[ Clicking tongue ]
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Rrrr...
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The "Rrrrs" have it!
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You're taking care
of my brother.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Okay,
and what have we got here?
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That could be
an okay tablecloth.
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The funnel sort of looks like
a cornucopia.
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How's the glove turkey
coming?
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Do you really think
that looks like a turkey?
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I think it looks like
a son trying his best.
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[ Wheels rattling ]
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Oh, wait! Stop, stop!
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What is that?
Where is that going?
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I'm really not
supposed to say.
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You must be new here.
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This is Mom.
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You're about
to tell her everything.
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Great news.
I've saved Thanksgiving.
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I thought I knew
every corner of this hospital,
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but I've just learned
of this magical place
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where anything
is possible --
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the celebrity suite!
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I've heard the stories.
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They're real?
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Picture this --
satin sheets,
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ocean views,
butler on call.
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I mean, I don't know
if it has that,
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but if it's good enough
for Guy Fieri,
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it is good enough
for you lot.
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"Sounds amazing.
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You got it?"
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I did!
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I just got to go
and tell the hospital.
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Oh, come on!
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It'll be easy. Who else
are they gonna give it to?
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What other
special-needs supermom
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could possibly be here?
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**
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[ Gasps ]
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Melanie Hertzal.
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**
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L-O-- "Logan."
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**
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Jimmy:
Some rando I'm staring at
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because having an enemy
seems fun.
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Well, so long, DiMeos.
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I've got to go
save Thanksgiving.
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Oh, don't tell me you're trying
to get the celebrity suite.
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Oh,
I already got it.
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I just have to go
tell the hospital.
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**
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[ Bell dings ]
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You brought that?
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You didn't? Rookie.
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Nurse Stewart: Coming.
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Oh, please be someone
who loves me.
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Be someone
who loves me.
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Mrs. DiMeo!
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Silly.
They all love me.
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-And Melanie!
-Hi.
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First-name basis?
Easy, much?
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Stewart, sweetie,
I have a little favor.
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Me first.
I want the VIP suite.
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Oh...
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[ Clicking tongue ]
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Uh-huh.
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This boy's good.
Yeah.
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**
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"Great. Now we have to listen
to your dumb zingers all day."
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What's going on?
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"Complications
from tonsillectomy."
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He can't talk.
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He has to listen
to ou dumb zingers all day.
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"Finally, something
to be thankful for."
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Dad, this is great.
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If Logan's here,
Taylor's got to be here.
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I can finally get her back.
It's meant to be!
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Mm, hang on.
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Riding a horse?
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I -- uh -- A rowboat?
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Oarsman?
Skiing.
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Yes.
-Uh...a monkey skiing!
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Kissy face?
Boyfriend.
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Taylor is...
Both: On a ski trip
with her boyfriend!
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Yes!
Nice.
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Oh, hey, uh --
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I'm sorry. Neither of you
is getting the room.
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There's a guy ahead of you.
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So, you're saying
that if we could
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somehow get rid
of this person...
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I'm not saving that.
Let her finish.
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...that one of us
would then get the room?
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Should we bump
this guy off?
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Well, he's here,
and he's sick already.
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I meant off the list,
but that works.
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Eh, you know what?
I usually work alone.
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Well, so do I,
but desperate times...
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Okay, we work together,
get Famous Anus out of the room,
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and then we flip for it.
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Just please don't kill the guy
on my shift.
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Get ready to witness
a Thanksgiving miracle.
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I'm gonna get you
that room.
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00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,904
Hey! I found out
who's in the suite.
259
00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:24,938
He's a big donor.
A hypochondriac.
260
00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,206
There's actually nothing wrong
with him.
261
00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,975
He just enjoys the attention
and the massage bed.
262
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,578
Massage chair.
If I meant "chair," I would've
said "chair" -- "bed."
263
00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:33,080
Well, I'll get to him.
I have this whole place wired.
264
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,015
The nurses love me,
the doctors fear me,
265
00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,516
and I buttered up
the weird morgue attendant
266
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,251
because I wanted toe tags
for my luggage.
267
00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,352
Well, I've got
all the heating and A/C guys,
268
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,520
and I'm tight
with the alarm tech
269
00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,089
'cause Logan's
a fire alarm-puller.
270
00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,323
Stop!
271
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,458
Security lets me play
with their guns,
272
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,459
and I've got
all the gossip
273
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,928
on the desk-jockeys,
and they hate...
274
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,763
Both:
Being called desk-jockeys.
275
00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,765
-Mm.
-Hey.
276
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,134
Ohh, hey,
thanks for tagging along.
277
00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,469
Shopping's a lot more fun
when you got a backboard.
278
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,805
Ah!
279
00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:58,772
Can't miss.
280
00:08:58,806 --> 00:08:59,973
What say
we wrap this up?
281
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,441
Hey, what's the rule
with vegan stuff?
282
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,211
Huh? It doesn't count
if you don't chew it?
283
00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,378
Right?
284
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,215
Oh!
285
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,783
[ Gulps ]
286
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,818
You want anything?
287
00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,519
I want to unsee you
doing that.
288
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,921
Hey, come on, man.
289
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,789
Meat's got me
in a good mood.
290
00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,224
Let Uncle Billy treat you.
291
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,425
Hey, hey!
292
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,928
[ Quietly ] I'm a dentist.
I can write you a script.
293
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,363
Oh! [ Whispering ] I have
a fun idea.
294
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,865
You're crazy.
295
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,334
What?
296
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,202
[ Inhales sharply ]
297
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,237
Ah!
298
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,705
Sounds like
you're in pain, huh?
299
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,706
Yeah.
300
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,574
Same.
301
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,110
Actually, not same,
because my pain is emotional,
302
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,511
and there's no medicine
for that.
303
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:41,314
What are you doing here?
You having a baby?
304
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,516
Honestly, I thought I would
with Taylor,
305
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,852
but she had other plans.
306
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,119
After all the work
I put in
307
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,655
to become a better man
for her.
308
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,590
Pfft! There's 10 pushups a day
I'd like to have back.
309
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,591
[ Exhales sharply ]
310
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,626
I'll leave you alone.
311
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,961
You seem like
you're ready to drop.
312
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,663
Oh, no. Stay.
313
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,231
I'm here alone,
and your story is helping.
314
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,567
Really?
Yeah, it's so boring.
It's calming me down.
315
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,836
Keep going.
316
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,538
So, Taylor and I dated
for 10 months -- 10 1/2.
317
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,541
We dated a little bit before
we became official-official.
318
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,877
Let's just say 10 1/2,
319
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,512
but if you put my hand
on a Bible, I might say 10.
320
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,414
Were you friends first?
321
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,382
Yes and no?
322
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,684
That's perfect.
323
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,386
Maya: Our mission --
324
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,554
get the hypochondriac
out of the hospital.
325
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,990
While I distract
Morgue Manny,
326
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,524
who's desperate
to please me...
327
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,593
Would you mind...?
Sliding you in a drawer
328
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,095
so you can feel like
a dead person?
329
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,396
Sure.
330
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,932
Melanie: I get what we need
from the closet.
331
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,101
We'll need a badge
to get upstairs.
332
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,469
Luckily, on Thanksgiving,
people are working doubles,
333
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,006
and somebody's going to be
taking a nap.
334
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,276
I don't see why I have to be
the one under the cart.
335
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,212
There's so many people
who know you.
336
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,815
I mean, you are just
so...beloved.
337
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,016
[ Crash ]
Ow!
338
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,719
Well,
that was unavoidable.
339
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,520
Nurse Michele's got
a weak stomach,
340
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,923
but she's from Buffalo
and has never met a wing
341
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,190
she didn't
have to weigh in on.
342
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,792
[ Mouth full ]
Yeah, these are no good.
343
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,560
Excuse me.
344
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,764
**
345
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,265
Shall we?
346
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,300
Borrowed this
from my buddy in HVAC.
347
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,503
Which leads us to
the most delicate step of all.
348
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,538
Go, go, go!
Get out!
349
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,273
[ Device beeping ]
The hospital is infested!
350
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,308
-With what?
-DiMeo-Hertzal Disease!
351
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,044
The readings
are off the chart!
352
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,713
[ Quietly ] Bloody hell.
This place is fantastic.
353
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,215
Aah! It's in my suit!
It's in my suit!
354
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,717
Aah!!
Get it off me!
355
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:24,752
Get it off!
356
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,554
Don't worry.
It preys on relaxed muscles.
357
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,789
As long
as you don't massage --
358
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,057
I've had six!
359
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,059
Have a very happy
Thanksgiving!
360
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,593
Ha ha!
361
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,928
Oh...
362
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,096
Sauce!
363
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,197
You had a wing.
364
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,598
What?
365
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:45,505
"There's an extra board
from a few years ago in my bag.
366
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,341
Too bad
I enjoy your misery."
367
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,644
**
368
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,380
[ Sighs ]
369
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,114
"Fine."
370
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,016
There you go.
371
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,285
[ As Borat ]
"I like."
372
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,153
[ Normal voice ] Cool!
The Borat board!
373
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,990
Not the Borat board.
So good.
374
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,257
Well, I should go
check on Kenneth.
375
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,725
No man
should have to endure
376
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,494
my brother Billy alone
for that long.
377
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,397
It's not
[as Borat] very nice!
378
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,499
We'd finally moved on,
Jimmy.
379
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,600
[ Chuckles ]
380
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:20,240
"Thank you
for giving me a voice."
381
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,912
"This board sucks.
382
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:28,181
Your dad's Borat sucks.
383
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,083
You suck."
384
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,720
I wrote her a song.
It was really good.
385
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,456
Kind of a, uh, "Paul Simon
meets Nickelback" vibe.
386
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,791
-Huh.
-They're ready for you.
387
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,293
Come with me.
-Oh, no. I-I need Ray.
388
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,628
-Sorry, only family.
-Please?
389
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,496
Ray, sing the song.
390
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,564
Uh...
391
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,699
* You're
the unforgettable pain *
392
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,702
* You're the sweetest kind
of rain *
393
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,172
-Really?
-* And my brain goes insane
394
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,206
All right, come on.
395
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,574
* When the Taylor train
396
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,476
* Rolls through
my mainframe *
397
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,611
[ Both laughing ]
398
00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,980
Feels funny.
399
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,514
I thought
this was just for teeth.
400
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,217
Oh, no. I'll let you in
on a little dentist secret.
401
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,618
[ Quietly ]
It works everywhere!
402
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,254
[ Laughs ]
Oh! Novocaine fight!
403
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:07,855
Ah!
404
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,024
[ Both laughing ]
405
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,926
Guys?
406
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,427
Are you...playing?
407
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,563
Yeah!
This guy is great.
408
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,598
I am digging
the "Billy Show."
409
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,069
You guys are in the middle of
a hospital playing with drugs?
410
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,771
I want in. Yeah!
411
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,939
No, no.
412
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:26,940
We're good.
413
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,175
You do your thing.
414
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,309
Kenneth, give the man
a thumbs up.
415
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,677
[ Laughs ]
416
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,711
I can't.
417
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,846
He can't do it!
418
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,014
[ Both laugh ]
419
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,149
Hey, I'm gonna go see
how far I can get.
420
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,184
I did my legs, too.
421
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:37,951
Oh.
422
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,054
[ Laughing ]
423
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,258
Aww, Jimmy,
what's wrong?
424
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,094
You're having fun.
You're getting Good Billy.
425
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,962
I never get Good Billy.
426
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,463
Jimmy, buddy.
427
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,202
Put my arm on you.
428
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,138
[ Sighs ]
Just enjoy.
429
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,041
Well, we did it.
Thanksgiving is saved.
430
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,945
I guess all that's left
is to flip for the room.
431
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,047
I don't have a coin.
Nor do I.
432
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,415
Hang on.
433
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,917
Call it in midair.
434
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,887
"Chiwetel" or "Theft of
this badge is a felony."
435
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:14,922
Wait.
436
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,024
What if we didn't flip
for it?
437
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,659
What if we just went up there
and ate dinner all together?
438
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,793
Oh, I don't know.
439
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,595
O-Our boys really
don't get along.
440
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,931
Wouldn't this be
an appropriate day
441
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,966
to just put all that aside
and break bread?
442
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,967
Yeah.
443
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,535
I'll talk to JJ.
444
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,437
Did we just
become friends?
445
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,804
[ Inhales deeply ]
446
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,839
God, I hope not.
447
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,942
[ Chuckles ]
448
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,177
Okay, Mary, one last push.
449
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,378
[ Grunting ]
450
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,313
And that's why
this world has nothing for me.
451
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,748
Love is dead.
452
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,816
I'm not being dramatic
when I say --
[ Baby crying ]
453
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:47,154
life...has no meaning.
[ Baby crying ]
454
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,223
Say hello.
455
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:54,327
**
456
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:58,031
Your name shall be Hope,
457
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,233
for that is
what you have given me.
458
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,669
And I will never
let you go.
459
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,506
[ Breathing shakily ]
460
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,675
I know
you don't like Logan,
461
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,210
but I'm always
fighting for you alone,
462
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,212
and we shared
this fight.
463
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,748
I really think that
we should share the reward.
464
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,051
"Don't trust these people.
465
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,920
I trusted Logan
for a second,
466
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,024
and he insulted
Dad's Borat."
467
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,392
But Dad's Borat
is fantastic.
468
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,194
"The room is empty.
469
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,064
Did she really just
take Logan to the bathroom
470
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,433
or are they taking it
right now?"
471
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,868
Whose idea
was this truce?
472
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,738
**
473
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,008
Melanie Hertzal's.
474
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,311
Melanie:
Open the door this instant!
475
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,512
[ Singsong voice ]
Who is it?
476
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,816
Oh.
477
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,652
Hi, Ray.
478
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,920
[ Softly ]
He just woke up.
479
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,989
I just wanted to come say hi
to my little fighter.
480
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,390
Well,
that's nice of you.
481
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,659
He looks hungry.
Shall I give him some doughnut?
482
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,162
Oh, I should nurse him
483
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,730
and give him
some skin-to-skin contact.
484
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,333
That's really important
for a newborn.
485
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,202
I just feel so grateful
for him.
486
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,538
And I want him to have the life
that I never got to have.
487
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,905
Aren't you like 12?
488
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,343
You'll be fine, Ray.
I promise.
489
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,479
If you'd like to hold him
before you go, that's okay.
490
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,520
Oh, I --
491
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,556
I think it's working.
492
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,424
[ Baby coos ]
493
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,261
-Out.
-Hey, no need to push.
494
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,263
[ Door locks ]
495
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,065
What happened?!
496
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,199
Do you have any idea
497
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,733
what I had to do
to get those Buffalo wings?!
498
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,735
You were gonna do the same
thing. I just did it first.
499
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,271
Oh, you're wrong, Maya.
500
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,207
I wasn't gonna screw you over,
but I am now.
501
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,043
H-How's that massage bed?
502
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,078
Not a bed!
503
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,679
It is a chair
that reclines fully!
504
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,182
It's r-r-r-r-really nice.
[ Chuckles ]
505
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,517
Jimmy, wait up.
506
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,851
Jimmy-y-y-y!
507
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,854
I am sorry
I didn't hate your brother.
508
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,124
And I hope
by phrasing it that way,
509
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,658
you realize you're the one
that's being weird.
510
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,060
It's not your fault.
511
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,629
I just haven't enjoyed Billy
in forever.
512
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,532
Why can't I get along with him
like I used to? I mean, you can.
513
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,301
Well, it's easy for me.
He doesn't know me.
514
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,136
You guys were close, huh?
515
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,137
What kind of stuff
would you do?
516
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,372
Oh, we'd bust on
the Bigelow twins,
517
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,507
torture the babysitter.
518
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,508
We were the worst.
519
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,110
Well, see,
that's the problem.
520
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,211
You're adults now.
521
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,679
You need to connect
over adult stuff.
522
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,714
Go deeper.
523
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,515
I can help.
524
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,849
[ Man speaking on P.A. ]
525
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,585
Oh. No, you don't have to.
I see what you're trying to --
526
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,087
Totally worth it.
527
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,123
[ Exhales ]
528
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,825
Are you supposed to be able
to see your breath in hospitals?
529
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,660
She's got the A/C guy
in her pocket.
530
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,661
[ Alarm blaring ]
531
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,296
Oh!
532
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,331
And the alarm guy!
533
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,533
Thanksgiving in the bathroom!
Come on.
534
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,001
Next year --
Chinese buffet.
535
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,804
[ Softly ]
Today, I'm gonna help you two
536
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,541
find a grownup connection.
537
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,508
[ Softly ] Okay.
538
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,443
Do we have to do it
539
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,612
with soft, weird voices
like this?
540
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:03,350
Billy, Kenneth's right. We've
never really talked about...
541
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,252
[sighs] well, talked.
542
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,086
[ Normal voice ] I'll start.
543
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,155
Um, I'm Kenneth,
544
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,423
and Kenneth
sometimes feels alone.
545
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,893
[ Normal voice ]
I'm Billy, and, um,
546
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,063
sometimes Kenneth tells
his problems to strangers.
547
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,666
[ Stifled laugh ]
Okay, that's not
how this is really --
548
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,901
I'm Jimmy,
and, uh, sometimes
549
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,936
Kenneth starts an exercise
that backfires on him.
550
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,272
[ Laughs ]
Wait, you, too?
551
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,274
I'm Kenneth...
No, no, you're Billy.
552
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,875
...and I bet you
I throw a football
553
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,177
worse than
the Bigelow twins.
554
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,311
Ha ha!
555
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,412
I think this is working!
556
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,846
Y-You're supposed
to go deep.
557
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,615
Oh, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay.
558
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,984
[ Deep voice ]
I bet you I throw a football
worse than the Bigelow twins.
559
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,319
That was totally it!
560
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,287
[ Both laugh ]
561
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,854
You guys
deserve each other.
562
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,190
[ Both laugh ]
563
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,757
[ Normal voice ]
Aww, come on!
564
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,926
Jimmy: Hey, buddy.
565
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,828
What's, uh, going on?
566
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,863
I helped
deliver a baby today,
567
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,734
held it in my arms,
fell in love,
568
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,969
and then the mother banished me
from his life forever.
569
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,839
Th-That happened today?
570
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,910
You got a big heart,
Ray.
571
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,313
No one's, like,
looking for you, right?
572
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,649
A huge heart.
573
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,051
And you let people in.
574
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,288
That's not the way
for all the DiMeo men.
575
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,657
The heartache's
gonna go away,
576
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,725
but...
577
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,627
don't lose that.
578
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,929
[ High-pitched ]
Ooh, I'm Jimmy,
579
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:27,500
and I have heart-to-hearts
with my son!
580
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,304
I had that coming.
581
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,739
[ Alarm blaring ]
Dinner's ready!
582
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,408
Should we go around
and say what we're thankful for?
583
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,444
[ Knock on door ]
Melanie: Cold enough?
584
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,378
I'm just warming up.
585
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,046
What more can you do?!
586
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,081
[ Switch clicks,
blaring continues ]
587
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,284
Okay, now what more?!
588
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,918
Maybe we should just
give up the room.
589
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:49,822
I wanted to save the day,
so I fought for it.
590
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,991
But I don't know that
she was gonna take the room.
591
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,427
Well, of course I was!
It's what we do.
592
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,828
Well,
maybe we shouldn't.
593
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,130
If families across America
594
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,100
can get on with people
they loathe for one day a year,
595
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,069
then, you know,
I think we can.
596
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,136
You're right.
597
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,739
[ Switch clicks,
blaring continues ]
598
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,741
It's gonna take me a while
to turn off the alarm.
599
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,176
Bugger.
600
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,011
[ Bing Crosby's "I've Got Plenty
To Be Thankful For" plays ]
601
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,413
[ As Borat ] My wife!
602
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:17,317
* I've got plenty
to be thankful for *
603
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,422
* I haven't got
a great big yacht *
604
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,458
* To sail from shore to shore
605
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:29,596
* Still, I've got plenty
to be thankful for *
606
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:32,465
[ Sizzling ]
607
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:40,139
**
608
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,041
* Oh, I've got plenty...
609
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,676
They need to be out
in five minutes.
610
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,212
James Van Der Beek
sprained his toe.
611
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,380
You tell 'em.
612
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,982
**
613
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:53,920
[ Babies crying ]
614
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,121
Jimmy:
Time to say goodbye.
615
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,690
It's the only way
you're gonna get closure.
616
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,492
Hi, my little guy.
617
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,961
Thank you so much
for showing me I can love again.
618
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,131
I'll never forget
your little fingers
619
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,499
and cute, little toes.
620
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,868
I can't!
621
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,703
You'll never understand
the connection I have
622
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,271
with this child.
623
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,306
Mary: Ray?
624
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:20,112
**
625
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,382
[ Baby crying ]
626
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,717
Have a nice life, kid.
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