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Hey.
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"We need to talk."
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Come in.
So, what's going on, man?
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What brings you here?
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Right.
In fairness,
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I do that a lot less
than when we started.
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Let's get you up there.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Panting ]
Whew!
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How much do you weigh?
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No more chicken fingers.
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[ Grunts ]
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What?
Yes! I had garlic.
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You don't like it?
Don't kiss me.
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All right.
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Now the easy part.
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[ Yells ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Drill whirring ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Don't worry, JJ.
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It's not as hard
as it looks.
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[ Grunts ]
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Get back up there!
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Move another day!
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All right.
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Finally.
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Ah, come on, man!
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No!
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[ Panting ]
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Oh!
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Okay, buddy.
What do you need to say?
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"I want to live here."
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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I can't see
why that would be a problem.
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[ Sighs ]
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"My mom went from
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'You can do anything'
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to 'Who's going
to take JJ?' --
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Deciding my..."
F --
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"future
without me there."
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"Are we going to talk about
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that picture of you
with a mohawk?"
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We are not.
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I don't know, man.
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Running away...
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JJ, you know I love you.
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You know I'm looking out
for you --
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always.
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But I got to --
Damn!
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What wheelchair-hating monster
designed this place?
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JJ, I can't let you do it.
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I got to take you back.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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Ow!
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See?
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We were so scared
of this conversation.
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It's really
not that unpleasant.
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We're going to die.
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And you're going to die.
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JJ will die,
but until then,
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the not-dead one of you
will be there,
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or, after that,
your children.
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Who will also die.
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Okay.
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Fun. Good.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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All right.
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Dad, can I ask you
one other thing
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about all this JJ stuff?
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Uh, oh, oh...
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Oh, hey!
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You know
what I just remembered?
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Haven't you guys
been bugging me for a while
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to go out for steak?
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Yes,
with my own baked potato.
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None of that
"family potato" noise.
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Call that fancy steakhouse
in town.
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Tell them we're coming.
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But, Dad,
we just ate dinner.
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[ Growls ]
No -- Okay.
Go to the car.
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Go to the car.
Daddy's gonna feed you.
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Daddy's gonna feed you.
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JJ was here? He heard us?
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He did. It was a real
saloon door to the face.
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What?
20 years in this country,
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and I still don't understand
your colorful expressions.
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Poor JJ. How is he?
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I'm bringing him home,
but he's upset,
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so just hear him out.
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Don't do anything weird
or cute.
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Don't DiMeo this up.
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Darling, I'm so sorry.
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Anything we said,
we said with love and respect.
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But still, it was wrong.
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We shouldn't have had
any talk about your future
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without you there --
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period.
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So we shall pay.
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**
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The Carolina reaper
pepper --
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hottest pepper
known to man --
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2.2 million Scoville units.
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The jalapeño, by comparison,
has only 2,500.
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We have hurt you,
and now it is our turn to hurt.
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One, two...
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You DiMeo'd it.
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Ah, thank God.
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For a second there,
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I actually thought
we were gonna --
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[ Screams ]
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It's in my eyes!
End this!
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Get a gun
and shoot me in the face!
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[ Screams ]
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We just wanted to show you
how sorry we all feel.
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"You" S-H-- "should."
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"Mom, you said" --
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Oh, he's yelling at me.
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Someone else read it --
can't yell at myself.
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On it.
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"Mom said I couldn't live
on my own,
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and, Dad,
you didn't think to" --
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He's yelling at me.
Dylan!
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Ray, hurry.
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I'm gonna yell for JJ,
but you're next.
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Ray: Is there an ETA
on that gun?
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"You think I'm a"
B-U-- "burden."
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"A" H-O-- "Hot potato
to pass around."
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See?
I told you he was mad.
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"I'm mad at you, too."
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Me?!
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"You brought me home."
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Because your problems can't
be solved by running away.
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You were running away? That's
why you were at Kenneth's?
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Uh-huh.
Oh, and you just
brought him back
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like he was some bull that
went over the neighbor's fence?
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You don't think JJ
has a right to run away?
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What is this?
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He has the same rights
as anybody else.
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If he were any other teen,
he'd be halfway to Provo by now.
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Provo?
Runaway capital
of the world.
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You wanted to run away?
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Do you still
want to run away?
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Then the fact
that you use a wheelchair
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should not stop you
from getting what you want.
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Let's get you packed, JJ.
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I'm running you away --
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from me.
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Can you drop me off
at the hospital first?
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Wow.
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Mom and JJ
are still going at it.
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Did you notice
anything odd
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about the whole
"fancy steakhouse" thing?
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Yeah.
You ordered the chicken.
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What is wrong with you?
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No.
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The whole thing
was a diversion.
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Dad got all weird
when Mom left
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and I asked about JJ.
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It's like emotional talks
short-circuit his brain.
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You're right.
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Imagine all the stuff
we could get from him
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if we use this
against him.
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You don't think
he's too savvy for that?
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The man's e-mail password
is the number four,
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and that's only because
we had to reset it for him
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three times.
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Right -- pants, socks, shirt,
got all of that.
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What else do we need?
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"To get a" G-R-- "grip."
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Now, where are we going,
and why are you running away?
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Is it adventure
or are you sending a message?
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"To see
what I can do alone."
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Well, you will be alone...
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with me.
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"You can't do
everything for me."
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Why? Why can't I?
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Nobody tells me what I can
and can't do for my son,
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even my son.
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"Fine, but we go
wherever I want."
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Yeah, well,
you don't scare me.
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"I'll need my"
S-L-- "sleeping bag,
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my passport" --
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Yeah, that's the spirit.
Done.
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"And money."
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You stole 40 bucks
from your mum --
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broke her heart.
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**
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Hey, guys.
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Everything okay?
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Sounds like Mom and JJ
are talking
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about some
pretty heavy stuff.
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Yeah, I have
a bunch of...
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feelings and whatnot
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I-I want to say.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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Or...
Liking this.
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...there is a new video game
we wanted to get.
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Take my card.
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If anyone asks, the password
is the number five.
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Can we drink soda
and sleep on the roof?
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Sure.
Can I swear?
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Which words.
[Bleep], [bleep],
and [bleep].
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Yes.
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What about [bleep]?
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Quietly.
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Good talk.
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Yeah.
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All right, time to say goodbye
to our little runaway.
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Listen, JJ, maybe I shouldn't
have rushed you home.
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I'm sorry.
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"Hey, Mom, Kenneth
used to be a" --
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No.
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[ Whispering ]
Stop it.
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"Kenneth used to be a flamboyant
college basketball star."
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Kenneth used to be a flamboyant
college basketball star?
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It's no big deal.
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Are you kidding?
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It's a huge [bleep] deal!
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Are we good with this?
We are.
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There's another winner
in this house?
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Not now.
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Yeah! Winners! Yeah.
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Full force.
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I usually have to cut it in half
for these guys.
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Punks.
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Maya: Still no idea
where you want to go, eh?
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Oh, well. If you see something,
ring me up here.
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Ah.
Ah, darling, darling --
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No, no.
No, this was a bad idea --
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bad idea.
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Casino?
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What? Ow!
You're gambling
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with both our lives already,
darling.
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Okay, okay.
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You were a winner.
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The basketball thing?
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[ Sighs ]
It was no big deal.
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You were one
of the highest-rated forwards
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in the country.
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They called you
The Grim Leaper.
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You had a mohawk.
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Huh.
That was a fun photo shoot.
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Dario really let me play.
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No, no, no --
Don't go.
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Finally, another person
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who has the spirit
of a champion.
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I've been living
in Jabroni city over here.
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It's good to meet you...
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friend.
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Dylan, it's true.
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I was a champion.
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A Grim Leaper.
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I had fame, fans,
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a fondness for Fatboy Slim's
"Rockafeller Skank,"
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and you know what?
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I regret every second of it.
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Why?
Because of
what it made me --
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so full of myself.
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I took gifts
from the boosters --
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a car, cash,
Fatboy Slim CDs.
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I got busted for it,
got dropped from the team,
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had to sell the Corvette...
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I crashed.
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Hard.
And that's how
you became this?
266
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,384
Girl, you were hugging me
six seconds ago.
267
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,922
[ Game music plays ]
268
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,423
This is the best!
269
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,859
Dad hasn't said no
to a single thing yet.
270
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,462
What's next?
I've got a flamboyant
college athlete to fix.
271
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,632
Think you can keep the
gravy train going for a while?
272
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,933
Choo-choo, baby.
273
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:29,202
Call me biscuits
'cause I want that gravy.
274
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,370
No.
275
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,473
**
276
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,208
I'm not gonna stop you.
You're the runaway.
277
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,577
Excuse me -- no one under 18
on the casino floor.
278
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:38,646
18?
279
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,780
He's my husband.
280
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,782
Yeah, he's 36.
I mean, would they let a child
281
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,417
be the third most successful
dentist in St. Paul?
282
00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,119
Rude.
283
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,088
"Why are we married?"
284
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,489
Because we love each other.
285
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,562
Hey, Dad.
286
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,933
I feel like our conversation
about JJ got interrupted,
287
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,769
and now he's run away,
288
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,237
and I'm ready for our talk --
289
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,439
our -- our heavy talk.
290
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,808
How would you like
a lollipop?
291
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,809
Not interested.
292
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,411
Maybe there's something
you do want.
293
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,413
There is.
294
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,948
I want a robe.
295
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,185
What?
296
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,687
That's right.
297
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,521
And you better deliver,
or else,
298
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,756
I don't know
what to tell you, pal.
299
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,759
It is gonna get
real heavy.
300
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,096
So that's what you --
you want? A robe?
301
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,597
Like a lady
in a lotion commercial?
302
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,433
No, like a boy in repose.
303
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,003
Do you want to be
a boy in repose?
304
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,537
What kind of robe?
Like a kimono?
305
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,872
[ Sighs ]
Just forget I asked.
306
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,173
What did he do?
307
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,341
He asked me for a robe.
308
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,810
Oh, come on, Ray!
309
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,111
We're using him
for good stuff.
310
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,946
What kind of kid
wants to wear a robe?
311
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,647
And what kind of robe?
He won't say.
312
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,017
Well, is it like
a silky Hugh Hefner robe,
313
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,852
or like a fluffy
grandma robe?
314
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:56,323
It is a gray, ankle-length,
Turkish terry-cloth boys' robe
315
00:10:56,356 --> 00:11:00,828
with side-flaps
for superior breathability.
316
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,930
Gah!
317
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,234
Stay.
318
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,536
[ Scoffs ]
319
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,805
[ Gasps ] 21!
320
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,906
"18."
321
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,808
Yeah, well, I can't do math.
I'm far too excited.
322
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:18,045
Dealer busts.
You are on a role, mister.
323
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,749
Are you tired, darling?
324
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,250
Have you had enough?
325
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,384
Should we go home?
326
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,053
"So you give up?"
327
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,088
I do not.
You just seemed tired.
328
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,258
S-U-D -- "Suddenly I have
a lot more energy."
329
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,692
All right, fine.
330
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,427
Where to next, then?
331
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,769
"L'Erotica"?
I think not'ica.
332
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,772
You want to go here
with your mother?
333
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,041
L-U-C--
"Luckily, she's not here."
334
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,913
Yo, Dylan!
335
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,448
You texted something
about an accident
336
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,584
and asthma and a mean dog?
337
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,719
Yeah, I wasn't sure
what would get you here.
338
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,954
But now that you are --
339
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,091
I don't believe what you said
about being happier now.
340
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,093
I think you miss
being the Grim Leaper,
341
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,897
and I'm gonna dunk on your face
till I bring him out.
342
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,965
[ Grunts ]
343
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,372
Good.
344
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,041
Yes!
345
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,910
Come on! Rub it in!
346
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,244
Give me some trash talk.
347
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,612
Here, here --
I'll help you.
348
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,080
I'm gonna murder
your family,
349
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,549
then eat them
'cause you're bad at sports.
350
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,252
We done?
What is wrong with you?
351
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,421
Look, where's the fire?
352
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,256
Where's this Kenneth?
353
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,724
That guy's gone.
354
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,927
This guy's much happier.
355
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,729
I don't miss my old life
at all.
356
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,965
Then why is there a Corvette key
hanging around your neck?
357
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,667
What?
358
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:51,738
Okay.
Maybe I do miss that.
359
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,940
A lot.
360
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,641
Do you know
where it is now?
[ Scoffs ]
361
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,244
I sold it
like 20 years ago.
362
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,645
But when I drove past it
this morning,
363
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,247
it was
in front of the owner's house.
364
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,681
Let's go.
365
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,450
Okay. Let's do it.
366
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:09,256
It's just me and my man
going to a naked-lady place.
367
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,091
Ahh. No, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
368
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,259
I can't -- I can't do it.
I can't do it.
369
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,426
You win. You win.
370
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,462
Please, just come home
with me.
371
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:20,467
"Like everything,
it's always 'with you.'"
372
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,768
I mean, that's ridiculous.
373
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,103
You can do plenty
on your own.
374
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,137
"Oh, really?
375
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,773
Name one other person like me
who does."
376
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,108
Oh, please.
377
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,610
I can think of someone right off
the top of my head.
378
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,779
"Look me in the eye
and tell me
379
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,481
it's not Wheels from" --
Yeah, no.
380
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,849
It's Wheels
from Burger King Kids' Club.
381
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,685
Okay, fine.
Thank you, detective.
382
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,786
"You want to help me"?
383
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,555
Yes, yes.
384
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,158
"Understand...
385
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,828
you can't do
everything for me."
386
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,164
I do understand, JJ.
387
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,234
"If you did,
you'd leave me alone.
388
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,337
Can you?"
389
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,006
[ Voice breaking ]
I can.
390
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,510
Good luck finding a wife
who's as good a mom as I am.
391
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:12,152
**
392
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,554
I manipulated you, Dad.
393
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,856
It was wrong.
394
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,860
So, would you wear anything
under the robe?
395
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,229
Forget the robe.
396
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,830
I-I used you.
397
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,934
For something so small,
398
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,268
so weird.
Why?
399
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,038
I mean, we're always
on top of each other here.
400
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,505
I share a room.
401
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,075
The towels
are not large or clean.
402
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,178
A robe would allow
a modest young man like me
403
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,180
a modicum of privacy.
404
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,381
Okay.
405
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,515
I get that.
406
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,551
It's a nice, small problem.
407
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,786
I may want to run away
from the big ones sometimes,
408
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,455
but that makes it
all the more satisfying
409
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,424
when I can solve one
of the little ones.
410
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,725
Is the robe
getting traction?
411
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,027
Ooh, stop talking
before I decide
412
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,728
this is
one of the bigger problems.
413
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,468
Pretty girl.
414
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,870
Wheelchair badass.
415
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,472
A wheelchair badass!
416
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,539
Ooh!
417
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,308
JJ, I found future you.
418
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,777
I found you.
419
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,981
Oh, my God,
future JJ drives.
420
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,048
No, come back!
421
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,349
No, no!
No, hey!
422
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,554
[ Engine starts ]
423
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,623
[ Tires screech ]
424
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,398
So this is it?
425
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,333
[ Sighs ]
What happened to her?
426
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,901
It's really dirty.
427
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,669
I know. But...
428
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,671
you should've seen us
back in the day --
429
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,174
cruising,
blasting tunes,
430
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,144
eating burgers
with no regards for calories.
431
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,312
I bet the key still works.
432
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,614
I bet you're right.
433
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,649
[ Car door closes ]
434
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,018
Maya: [ Chuckles ]
435
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,353
Future JJ drives like me.
436
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,456
**
437
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,496
Lee: Let's take a money bath,
right?
438
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,632
Yeah.
Yea--
439
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,500
What?
What the hell?
440
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,336
I told the other one
at the casino.
441
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,504
I won that money
fair and square.
442
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,674
I am not some Rain Man guy,
okay?
443
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,708
Stay away, lady!
444
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:16,776
I will use this!
445
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,977
No, no need for that.
446
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,279
Hello.
447
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,647
I mean, look at you.
448
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,948
You got everything.
449
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,883
You got a cool car,
a girlfriend,
450
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,785
a cute little gun thingy.
451
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,554
Did she just
call my gun cute?
452
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,955
It's not a gun.
It's a Taser.
453
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,557
Well, she doesn't
need to know that.
454
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,025
Please, yo-you got to
come with me.
455
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,160
You have to meet my son.
456
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,027
He's got C.P.
457
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,629
Oh, not
a special-needs mom.
458
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,498
It's really late
for one of you guys.
459
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,666
No, no, but you got to
come with me.
460
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,035
Please.
I mean you no harm.
461
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,136
My name's Maya,
by the way.
462
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,304
Hi, I'm -- whoa!
463
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,638
Oh, God!
Oh, no!
464
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,174
I am so sorry!
465
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,142
My hand spasmed.
466
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,877
[ Groaning ] It's okay.
467
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,012
My JJ gets those, too.
468
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,183
[ Engine starts ]
469
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,218
* Right about now
470
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,552
* The funk soul brother
471
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,321
* Check it out now
472
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,722
* The funk soul brother
473
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,990
* Right about now
474
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,759
Whoo!
Let's do this!
475
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,994
[ Tires screech ]
476
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,196
This is very wrong.
477
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,763
The only reason
why we're doing this
478
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,765
is because
it's even more wrong
479
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,702
to let Sarah J go this long
without a bath.
480
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,903
Oh, I'm sorry.
481
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,339
Dylan, meet Sarah J.
482
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,375
Sarah J, meet a girl
who can't play D.
483
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,512
Are you trash-talking
about our game?
484
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,780
Ah, something about
being in this car.
485
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,015
Also...
486
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,718
is it a game
if you never scored?
487
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,186
Nice.
488
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,622
See, this is a Kenneth
I can get behind.
489
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,890
Hey, this is a Kenneth
Kenneth can get behind.
490
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,693
As much as I like
my life now,
491
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,597
it's good to Grim Leap
a little.
492
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,732
Did you have a chant?
493
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,534
A motto or something?
494
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,868
A war cry?
495
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,937
In fact, we did.
496
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,072
Go team!
497
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,607
Good.
498
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,309
It's really good.
499
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,310
[ Exhales softly ]
500
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,978
[ Exhales softly ]
501
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,780
This is nice.
502
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,949
And those guys thought
it was weird.
503
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,752
Mm, didn't say
it wasn't weird.
504
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,121
You know, Ray,
sometimes I do have trouble
505
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,990
talking about the big stuff,
but maybe from now on,
506
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,058
if you want to,
507
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,761
we can put on our robes
and get real.
508
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,229
We can call it
"Robe Talk."
509
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,131
Or it doesn't have a name.
510
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,233
Thanks, Dad.
511
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,802
Pretty sure this goes
without saying, but...
512
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,004
further down the line,
513
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,007
whatever JJ wants or needs,
514
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,276
I'm on it.
515
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,444
It does not go
without saying.
516
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,914
Appreciate you saying it.
517
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,916
You do have something
under it, right?
518
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,986
**
519
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,326
JJ.
Oh, there you are.
520
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,861
I'm sorry I left you,
sweetheart.
521
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,765
"I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings."
522
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,966
It's okay.
523
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,001
We're here for a reason.
524
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,269
This is Lee.
525
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,171
I found him getting
into his fancy car
526
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,706
with his lovely girlfriend.
527
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,873
This is JJ.
528
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,642
Hey.
[ Imitates explosion ]
529
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,544
I thought he might
be able to help you.
530
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:08,014
It's the least I could do
after I put 50,000 volts
531
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,015
through your mom.
532
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,183
Not all bad.
533
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,851
Recharged my phone.
Great.
534
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,152
Well, I'll let you two talk.
535
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,687
I'll just be over there.
536
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,988
Give us a second.
537
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,725
So, man,
what do you want to know?
538
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,661
Get as many girls on your lap
as possible.
539
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,663
I love your laser...
540
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,733
**
541
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,509
Take my number.
542
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,677
And you know what?
543
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,813
I'm actually really glad
your mom got us together.
544
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,316
She's, uh, a good lady.
545
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,485
Mine was, uh,
546
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,487
every bit as, um...
547
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,155
[ Clicks tongue ]
548
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,358
"Let's call it"
549
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,160
P-A-S -- "passionate."
550
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,161
[ Both laugh ]
551
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,498
You know, mine did
everything for me,
552
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,766
and I let her,
553
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:04,537
but it kind of kept me
from doing things for myself.
554
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,173
I guess what
I'm trying to say is --
555
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,243
you're gonna have to
make some space for yourself
556
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,913
if you ever want to
live your life.
557
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,482
You know?
558
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,185
Thank you.
559
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,520
I'm sorry I shot you.
560
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,754
Ah.
561
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,490
See you later, JJ.
562
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,095
You happy?
563
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,265
So, can I give you
what you need, or what?
564
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,806
You think you got
what it takes?
565
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,040
[ Raspy voice ] Oh, you woke
the dragon, little girl.
566
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,141
Now he's hungry.
567
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,310
You're going down.
568
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,778
First one to reach
for the milk...
569
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,213
Both: Loses.
570
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,415
Ready.
571
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,549
Set.
572
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,618
Go!
573
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:00,059
[ Coughs ]
574
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,060
[ Coughs ]
575
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,261
[ Strained ]
You finished yours?
576
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,431
'Cause I could go
for another one.
577
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,966
[ Hiccups ] The trash-talking
is making it worse.
578
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,000
Mommy!
579
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,002
Going Zen.
Gonna meditate through it.
580
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,638
Hummmm...
581
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,072
...mmmaaaagh!
582
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,807
Oh [bleep]
583
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,343
Agh! Agh!
584
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,244
There's nothing happening!
585
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,646
Yeah!
[ Sobbing ]
586
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,647
Yeah!
587
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,983
Drink the milk!
588
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,019
Some of us
are trying to luxuriate.
589
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,694
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