All language subtitles for Speechless (2017) - S01E13 - S-I--SICK D-A--DAY_track3_[eng]

Right. We're running a bit late
this morning, darling.

Who's ready for a game
of "This or This"?

This or this?

This or this?

This or this?

Jeans, red shirt,
blue sneakers.

Dylan, what outfit
did I say he'd choose?

Dylan: Jeans,
red shirt, blue sneakers.

Noice!

Okay, kids.
Breakfast is served.

Delicious nutrition bars.

"Specially formulated for the
needs of a pre-menstrual woman"?

Eat it.
Don't read it.

I couldn't write my book report
because of my arm.

That's not the arm
you use to write with.

Can't sneak anything
past you, Mom.

"Tale of Two Cities."
You loved it.

Hey, that's mine.

Far too brilliant
to use only once, darling.

"I forgot
my food-drive donation."

Oh! Hold on.

Was my lunch.
All yours.

Anything you need, Ray?

Nothing,
and this actually isn't bad.

I'm feeling good about my body
and not at all moody.

I'm on fire today.

Gonna be on time
for carpooling duty.

I'm making every
green light.

[ Horn honks ]
That one
was actually red.

Well, before it was red,
it was green, Ray.

Attitude is everything.

Keep it moving. Come on.

Keep it moving, please.
Keep it moving.

All the way up to
the orange cones.
All right, come on.

I thought people
hated this job.

I mean, volunteer hours
to boss around strangers.

I don't know how this day
could get any better.

I was gonna
offer you this,

but doesn't seem
like you need it.

Oh, now I get
to be loud?

[ Feedback ]
I love my life!

Yeah, don't need it.

-- Captions by VITAC --

All right, darling.
Go on, hit the target.

And...

Ka-pow!
[ Both laugh ]

Well, Mr. Bruce Lee,
what have you done with my son?

Great stretching, Mom.
You make him so limber.

Weirdest sucking up ever.

All right, Ray,
no need to be snippy

just because your science
project isn't coming together.

This is how
it's supposed to look.

You don't even know
what they --

Phobos and Deimos --
Moons of Mars.

Jimmy: I got him, honey.

Mom,
insulted but impressed.

You are in the zone.
[ Door opens ]

Yeah, you know what?
Nothing can stop me today.

[ Sneezes ]

Sickness! No!

We got a sneezer.
This is not a drill!

What the hell's
going on?

You sneezed into your hands
like a barbarian.

Am I not supposed to?

[ Sneezes ]
Jimmy: Kenneth!

Oh, are you trying
to kill us?!

You just told me
not to sneeze into my hands.

Sneeze into your elbow.

I mean, not the elbow --
that's the outside --

but the inside elbow, the --
where the crease-thing is.

The -- Oh, my God.
What's it called?

Thanks, Kenneth,
the woman was on a roll,

and now she can't even remember
the name for a chelidon.

A sniffle can really take out
a family like ours.

JJ takes a little bit longer
to recover.

We like to be cautious.

Please take your leave.
What?

Come back when you have been
symptom-free for 24 hours.

Maya, are you serious?

Ugh! Oh!

I know
that was a bit harsh.

If he survives,
he'll understand.

So, someone's gonna need
to read JJ's board today.

Any takers?
Ray: I'll do it.

Great chance for me
to check out the classes

I'll be taking next year.

I'll do it.

"Dylan.

I like her reason better."

**

Geez, upperclassmen
sure do like

to give each other
back massages.

Are they that sore?

Hey, sweetie,
if you got a sprain up there,

that guy's doing
a lot more harm than good.

Let me give you the number
to my sports medicine guy.

He's the best.

Yeah?

Hey, I should probably
sharpen my pencil

in case anyone tries
to give me a back rub.

I'll be right back.

Hey, get in line, los--
Sorry.

**

Go ahead.

Wait. Are you new?

No.

I'm here with JJ.

As a sibling!
I'm single.

[ Chuckles ]
Hi, single. I'm Chase.

Oh, my God.
You are insanely funny.

I got to go. Bye.

[ Sighs ]

"You seem weird."

What? No.
Nothing's changed.

Forever.

Right, does everyone got
their backpacks, their lunches?

[ Sneezes ]

Uh-oh. Germ alert.

Uh-oh. Nerd alert.

I'm fine.

[ Maya groaning ]

Who moved
this bloody chair so high?

[ Breathes heavily,
groans ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Horn honks ]

Oh, relax! I'm just waiting
for the light to change.

[ Shivering ]
Ohh, I'm so cold.

I just -- I got to go back
and get my parka.

Up the stairs.

Oh, so nice and warm
inside this dead bear.

Oh!

M-Mom?

Oh! I'm here!

I'm the only one left.

You have to take over.
You will be the "me" today.

Look.
I made you a list.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Kenneth:
Mrs. DiMeo, great news.

I'm fit as a fiddle,

and I'll be back at work
tomorrow.

You did this to me!
[ Coughs ]

This will not be forgiven
soon.

[ Beeps ]

You sure you trust me
with all this?

I have all the faith
in the world in you, Jimmy.

There's no one I trust more
to take over for me.

Carpool line duty,

brownies for Dylan's
bake sale.

Remind Dad about bills?

Yeah, I asked Ray first.
He said no.

That's fair. Yeah.

Can you watch the bumps?

I'm trying to design my project
perfectly to scale.

Dad, can you
turn on the radio?

Dylan, stop.
Let the man concentrate.

He's out of his depth.

It's going to be okay.
How hard can this be?

"I'm hungry."

And the food Mom gets you

is usually pretty nutritious,
right?

**

* When you walk the streets,
you will have no cares *

* If you walk the lines
and not the squares *

This is better.
Dad's better.

* Watch the donut,
not the hole *

Pull forward
to the orange cone.

[ Horns honking ]

No, no, no, no.
Parents, phones down!

Children,
look at your parents.

They're not always going
to be there.

Think about that.

I didn't know
it could be like this.

This is the most Zen drop-off
I've ever seen.

What's your secret?

I don't really care
if anyone's late.

You tell your wife

to take all the time
she needs to recover.

Oh, I'm not
gonna do that.

[ Horn honks ]
We love you, Jimmy.

Oh, love you, too,
mom whose name I know.

Mrs. DiMeo?

Maya: I'm in here.

May I come in?

Well, you can, but --

Oh! Sick room.

You've broken the seal
and released the pestilence.

Yeah,
this science feels sound.

[ Muzak plays ]
Listen, Maya,
I feel just awful

about bringing the sick
into your house.

Any DiMeo that comes down
with it, I'll take care of them.

Now, what are you doing?

Oh,
just kids' appointments,

preparing JJ's I.E.P.,
waiting for...

for...

I have no idea.

Am I just listening to music?
'Cause it's terrible.

[ Chuckles ]
You should relax.

[ Music stops ]
I can't waste a day.

Wow.
I just realized who you are.

Is it Maya?
I think it's Maya.

My aunt.

She worked her butt off
in her little beauty parlor.

I loved hanging out there,
helping her out.

Picked up
a thing or two.

Here.
Let me see your hand.

Wow, did you realize
that you have the nails

of a dockworker
who works nights at a quarry?

Hey! Well,
w-welcome to motherhood.

What do you propose
I do about it, you oafish --

Ahh.

Keep doing that.

Ahh.

Still got it.

[ Laughs, snorting ]

You are so right, Chase.
I c-- It's so funny.

Got to go, guys. Bye.

Hey.

"Stop F-L-- flirting"?

With Chase?

What? No, JJ.
We're just friends.

Get your mind
out of the gutter.

Not everything's about "S."

[ Sighs ]

[ School bell rings ]

**

Hey.

"Did you tie-dye
your face?"

[ Scoffs ] A lady never reveals
her secrets.

"You're fired"?

What? Why?

"You're E-M-B--
embarrassing me"?

No, you can't do that.

Who's gonna be your voice
in Chase class --

I mean,
all your classes?

"Eyelash."

What?

So, Tanya shows up
and, of course,

she's wearing some
brand-new outfit.
Mm-hmm.

And Connie --

Connie who sent
the original text?

Yeah. That Connie.
Mm.

She says, "Well, I'm glad
at least somebody

decided to dress up
for this."

She did not!

So, what do you think?

Wow, that is the first time I've
wanted to show you all five,

not just the middle one.

Oh, nice.

Unh-unh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

Sit back down.
We are just getting started.

Now, when you look
in a People magazine,

whose hair do you just...
want?

Oh, Kenneth, I feel so guilty
spending my sick day doing this.

And Beyoncé.

Oh, well, you are guilty,

and I sentence you
to a fantastic haircut.

Those are
my meat scissors.

You're gonna want
to give them a wash.

Yeah.

"Those don't look
like moons."

I'm sorry. I didn't know
you were a scientist.

Oh, and,
for your information,

these are perfect
re-creations.

I mean,
they're getting there.

Ray,
I just wanted to say,

"Thank you for
not being embarrassed

with my recent
blossoming into womanhood."

My gut says
you're using me as a pawn,

but my heart doesn't care.

Okay, your mom's still
sick as a dog,

so she sent me
to the well room.

Anybody want to give up
a bed for their dad?

Didn't think so.

Oh, what are we
talking about?

How JJ can't deal
with my blossoming womanhood.

Pass.

So, what did Mom say

when you told her
how great you did today?

No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not telling Mom
about that.

Your mom takes
a great deal of pride

in what she does
for this family

and how hard it is --
I mean, for her.

And we're gonna let her
have that.

Vow of silence.
Capiche?

He's so cocky,
he's embracing his Italian-ness.

Good night, guys.

[ Sneezes ]
Who sneezed?

It's over, Ray.

No, not the sick room.

I'm -- I'm one of you.

I'm a "well."

One sneeze I'll give you.
Ah--

But it sounds like you got
another one coming on.

Ah--

[ Sneezes ]

Into your chelidon, Ray.

Why does your hair
look so fabulous?

**

Good morning, family.
I am returned to health.

I had the most restorative
night's sleep,

thanks, no doubt,
to my dopamine receptors

detecting the eternal bond
between mother and baby.

Thanks for filling in for me.
How'd it go?

Bad!
Bad, bad, bad.

Was it hard?

I don't know
how you do it.

And now I'm gonna go
to my job,

which is going to feel
like a spa day

next to the hell
that you call a Tuesday.
Oh.

Thank you
for your service.

Mm. You're very welcome,
darling.

[ Door opens, closes ]

He really struggled,
didn't he?

Yeah, he did.

I mean, I give him
a 6...out of 14,000.

Oh, you poor darlings.

Daddy had a hard time,
did he?

He's lying.
What is this?

Hey, guys.
Welcome home, darling.

Oh, it must be such a relief
to get to go to work

and not have to deal with
all that awful "Mum duty."

Oh! Such a relief.

Yeah.

Does a vow of silence
mean nothing to you?

It wasn't me.

-Relax. I know who it was.
-Huh.

Yeah, that's really convincing,
blabbermouth.

Don't blame blabbermouth.
This is on you.

You're on a roll.

Kids, can you
give us a minute?

Your mom and I need
to have a talk.

"You mean a fight."

No, of course
I don't mean a fight.

See? That's what it looks like
when you lie.

Just silly.

Okay. Why would you say
that day was hard?

You work hard.
You take pride in what you do.

You deserve
to feel important.

Ah, "feel important,"
the illusion of importance.

So now
you're patronizing me.
[ Sighs ]

Well, guess what --
I patronized you first!
How?

I took it easy on you.

That day you crushed,
I took all the hard stuff out.

You crushed a baby day.

I don't believe you.
I crushed a big-boy day.

You know that little list
I gave you?

Say hello
to the real deal.

P.T., O.T.,
S.N.T. from S.S.I.?

Okay, some of these sound
made up.

S.N.T.?
Special Needs Trust.

I don't have time
to fact-check all this.

Your turn --
Jimmy's list, any time.

Oh, I have letters
of my own, lady.

How about my J-O-B?

Yeah, you work.

Yeah. I am, uh, uh,
the breadwinner.

Also, I bring home
the bacon.

Both mean "job."
Already covered.

Oh! Oh!
Remember that possum?

Who chased
the possum away?

T.P.C. -- The Possum Chaser.
Kids, come back.

Help me out.
I contribute here, right?

Blabbermouth,
seriously!

Come on!

How do I provide value
to the family?

You chased away
that possum.

I do more than that.

I must.
I'm tired all the time.

Question, how do I
help around --

He insisted on this.

Hey,
I said I'd help you.

I thought it would be
with your weird moons.

You wanted the nails.

How do I contribute
to this family?

You mentioned something
about shooing a possum?

What help?
The moons are finished.

I've got no list.

Oh, darling,
I didn't mean it.

You do a lot.

So proud, so cocky.

"Father of the Year"
crushes a day

that barely fits
on a Post-it Note.

This day,
it started out so great.

[ Sneezes ]

You guys keep thinking about

things I do
for this family, okay?

Thank you.

[ Chuckling ]
Oh, yeah! Soup's on!

Let me ask you
a question.
Yeah.

When you look at me,
do you see dead weight?

O-Or do you see...nothing,

just like a mist
without form or substance?

You turn into a little poet
when you're sick.

[ Door slams ]
Ray: Leave me alone, Mom!

That seems like something
I should check on. Hmm?

Go! Just go away!

Mrs. DiMeo,
uh...what's going on?

Ray is having some kind
of a panic attack,

and I'm just trying
to calm him down.

Ray, calm down!

Calm down right now!

I will not calm down!

So, your project stinks.
How bad could it be?

You want to see it?
You want to see it?!

Here!

By the way, that thing
is worth 30% of my grade!

God! You're gonna be living
in our basement forever,

and we don't even
have one!

[ Banging on door ]
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

[ Children singing
indistinctly on TV ]

[ Clicking ]

[ Sighs ]
Is the TV not working?

Oh, that's right!

Since you don't have
the maturity

to accept a relationship between
a man and blossoming woman,

I reset
the parental controls

for people of your...
emotional maturity.

* The wheels on the bus
go round and round *

**

Get away!
Leave me alone!

Dude, they're all going at
each other --

Dylan and JJ,
Ray and Maya.

[ Indistinct shouting ]
Can we put up something
stronger than this plastic?

I can't go out there
and deal with them,

so this is what
I'm gonna need you to do.

First,
take some ice cream

and put it in a no-fat
frozen yogurt container.

What?
Just do it.

Mmm!
I don't even miss the fat.

[ Chuckles ]

Now, make up any dumb,
physical activity

that it would be hard to do,
uh, say, 300 of.

...113, 114, 115...

Now, don't ask me why,
but play some light jazz.

Not good jazz.
Light jazz.

[ Light jazz plays ]

See, this is why
I dig you, man.

And bring Ray to me.

Well,
he locked himself in.

Just tell him
I said something.

Said what?

[ Coughing ] Anything
factually inaccurate.

I'm sorry --
the sky is blue

because it's reflecting
the color of the ocean?

Uh, uh, yeah.

Beca-- Because of
Newton's third law.

What?!

Anyway, now that I've
got you here,

what's going on
with your project, buddy?

[ Scoffs ] Like an idiot,
I thought I could model

Phobos and Deimos
perfectly.

Scientists haven't even
completely mapped them yet.

I-I'm not a science guy,

but maybe
you could do a moon

where you don't have
to m-make up all the stuff?

What? Like Earth's moon?
It's boring.

It's actual name
is "Moon."

No, it's a classic.

[ Sniffles ]
Give the people what they want.

Don't give 'em B-sides,
give them "Born to Run."

Good lord.
Who fixed Ray?

[ Chuckles ] Jimmy did.

He also calmed down JJ,
wore out Dylan,

and you...didn't need fixing
'cause you're great.

Darling,
that's what you do.

You calm the madness.

Huh.

I suppose
that's something.

Something?

You're the moon,
and I'm the sun.

Everything revolves around me,
and I make things grow.

But you're the light
in the darkest hour.

**

And, really, the moon

technically is
the center of the universe.

Oh, my gosh! Dad, it's like
you're trying to be wrong.

Everybody, get in here!

JJ! Dylan!

[ Groans ]

All right, people.
We got a moon to build.

And not the stupid Mars moons,
the American one.

Using what?

Ooh!

Now, that's a moon!

But it's due
tomorrow morning.

There's no way
we can make this in time.

We'll work as a team.

Yeah. No,
your dad's right.

We'll pull an all-nighter
and finish with time to spare.

Who's in?

-Yeah, I'm down.
-Sure.

Look what you did, love.

Smooth sailing now.

Breach!
Dylan, JJ, hold your breath!

Everybody else,
blow the germs back in!

[ Ray and Maya blowing ]
Yeah, that's
some solid science.

Done.

And we have to be
in school in 5 minutes.

You said it wouldn't take
all night.

Ah, that's another thing I do.
I am never honest with you.

All right, we've got our moon.
I'm not sick anymore.

Let's go!

What was he doing
that he fell asleep that way?

Steady. It's slipping.

[ Tricycle bell dings ]

All right, it's not a race,
Mitchell.

**

See?

**

Ray DiMeo?

Is his sister that girl
who's obsessed with you?

Wait. Is she a girl?
For real?

Well, I couldn't tell
under that clown makeup.

[ Both chuckle ]

We did it.

He did it.

Yeah, we're just proud.

The program says
Phobos and Deimos.

This is such
a disappointment.

Disappointment!

[ Sighs ]

Okay, you were right.

I shouldn't have bothered
with Chase.

'Cause it turns out,
he's a jerk.

You knew.

Wait.

You didn't fire me because
you were embarrassed of me.

You were protecting me.

"I don't have

some basic
big-brother moves.

I can't beat anyone up
for you.

I can't drive you places,

but I'll protect you
my own way."

Your way's perfect.

Wait.

Does that mean Ray
has to beat people up for me?

Sadly for you, even if this
Chase thing isn't happening,

this blossoming is
all too real.

'Sup, bangs?

**