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(festive music playing)
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wow.
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I know.
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It's perfect,
isn't it?
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Other than the two feet of it
on the ceiling.
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No more sad, fake tree.
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A real one,
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to cherish
and, after a month,
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drag to the sidewalk
and dump,
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where it will
mock us for weeks
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while we shout, "Who was
supposed to pick this up?
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Is there a number
we can call?"
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D-Does Rockefeller Center
know it's missing?
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This beautiful tree
is a symbol
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of what our Christmas
will be like this year --
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big, big, big,
and sappy!
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"Why?"
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Because,
for the first time ever,
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I am full
of Christmas spirit.
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I believe in the goodness
of my fellow man.
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I mean, it's been
a fantastic year.
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You kids are
in a great new school.
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Kenneth is making
our lives better.
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Did you just
compliment Kenneth?
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Did I?
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I guess that's goodbye
to Ol' Bessie.
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Eh.
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Stick her in the bathroom,
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we'll have toilet brushes
forever.
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We're a "toilet brush"
family now?
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Well, you know
the best thing?
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I have been squirreling
a little away,
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so don't hold back
on your Christmas lists.
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No practical gifts.
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No sweet, homemade,
"It's the thought that counts."
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This year, it is
the presen that count!
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How big
are we talking?
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New sneakers?
Bigger.
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-"Cool headphones?"
-Bigger.
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We each get
our own computer?
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I mean...no, man.
No.
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Can we please stop
for gas?
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No time, Ray. My day is
scheduled to the millisecond.
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Drop you off,
make snacks
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for Dylan's
track-team-parent meeting,
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get the groceries,
pick up Dylan,
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take her to orthodontist,
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get presents,
track-team meeting.
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I mean,
I'd hope to pee,
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but it's gonna have to wait
till tomorrow.
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The gauge is now below "E"!
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Oh, trust the van, Ray.
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Remember
our Hanukkah miracle?
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We thought it was gonna
run out of gas after one mile,
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and what happened?
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It ran out
after eight.
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**
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Hey!
Hey, where you going, bud?
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Not college.
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I just had a meeting
with my guidance counselor.
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She said I'm not sufficiently
well-rounded enough
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for today's
top universities.
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But you've got
really good grades.
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That's not enough, Kenneth!
Wake up!
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I need extracurriculars!
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Is there a "taking a tone
with the wrong guy" club
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you can join?
(chuckles)
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You should be
freaking out, too, JJ.
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You're not
in any extracurriculars.
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"Wheelchair essay.
Hello, Harvard."
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Is that the plan?
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Nice.
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This is very helpful.
Thanks.
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Come on, kiddo.
It's not that big a deal.
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You got a couple years.
Just pick an activity.
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I need more than that.
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I need
to distinguish myself.
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I need to join something
and be amazing at it.
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"Don't worry.
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I'll remember you
when I sell my tech company."
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
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Come on!
(laughs)
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He looks like Bill Gates
a little bit.
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("Jingle Bells" plays)
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In the van, apples!
No time!
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In the van, materialism!
No time!
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In the van, braces!
No time!
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GROUP (flatly):
* Joy to the world
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* The Lord has come
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* Let Earth receive her king
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* Let every
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(singing trails off)
Leave us alone.
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We're not
bothering anyone.
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No, I'm not here
to cause trouble.
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I'd like to speak with
the president of the choir.
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Well,
there is no president.
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There is now.
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TAD: Thank you all
for being here.
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Before we move on,
a couple thank you's.
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For chairing our bake sale,
Amy, thank you.
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For serving
as parking coordinator,
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Tom, thank you.
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For making our Family Fun Run
such a success,
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Carly, thank you.
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Next item --
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approving the minutes
from our last meeting.
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We started
by acknowledging the success
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of the car-wash fundraiser.
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For this,
Natalie was thanked.
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(thud)
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Well done, Natalie.
Cheers, yeah?
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Mm, that's me.
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(insects chirping)
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And finally,
we need someone
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to record times
at tomorrow's Reindeer Run.
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Any takers?
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Ahh!
Maya, thank you.
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Making a note
so I don't forget.
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(whispering) What am I
pretending to write down?
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(whispering)
Reindeer Run.
Reindeer Run.
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And that concludes
our meeting.
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So soon?
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Always leave them
wanting more, Tad.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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My van.
It's gone.
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What?
Someone stole my van!
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Are you sure you didn't
park somewhere else?
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Of course not!
It was stolen!
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This is a very safe
neighborhood, Mrs. DiMeo.
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It seems pretty unlikely.
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Last week,
I lost my car at the mall.
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I was sure
it was on P4,
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but I found it
an hour later.
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You'll never guess
where I found it. P3.
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What, you think there's
a downstairs, do you?
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It's a bloody street,
love.
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My van has been stolen --
my child's wheelchair van.
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I bet she parked it
somewhere else.
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Than--
Do not say "thank you"!
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(flatly)
* Mah, may, mee, moe, moo
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Oh, sorry.
Did I not mention?
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* Guess who got a solo
in the Winter Festival *
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* Me, me, me, me, me
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You joined choir?
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"For your résumé?"
At first.
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But a funny thing happened
on the way to Stanford.
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Turns out, I rock
at choral singing.
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When you think about it,
it's meant to be.
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Do, re, mi?
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Get it -- re, mi.
(ray, me)
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Yeah, he is.
A big one.
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It's not just the van.
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They stole Christmas,
Jimmy.
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(door closes)
All the gifts.
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The video games,
the classic comic books...
(sighs)
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...the fancy
heated toilet seat.
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You -- You got me that?
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I did,
and it's gone.
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Okay, hey.
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All right, we need
to be strong for the kids.
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But...did it have, like,
the -- the -- the water jets?
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Yeah, like the fountains
at the Bellagio.
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"I was thinking..."
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Hey, kids.
Uh, we have some bad news.
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Yeah, I was
in the track meeting,
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and, uh, when I came outside,
the van was stolen.
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What?
Our van?
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But -- Oh, no.
How's JJ gonna get around?
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Don't worry.
We filed a report.
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They'll either replace it
or insurance will cover it.
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In the meantime,
we'll make it work.
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Someone took
a kid's wheelchair van?
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At Christmas?
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(scoffs) The world
is a terrible place.
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No, the world is good.
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One bad act
doesn't change that.
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I mean, maybe whoever took it
needed it more than us.
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Huh?
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"I need it kind of a lot."
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DYLAN:
Mom's right, guys.
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I mean, I believe in her
and her Christmas spirit.
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This is going to be
the best Christmas ever,
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with the love
and the tree.
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RAY: "And the presents --
tons and tons of presents."
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Yeah, you're right.
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They didn't take
that stuff too, did they?
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I, uh...
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No.
No one did.
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I made you a promise,
and I am gonna deliver.
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Nothing has changed.
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This is gonna be
the best Christmas ever.
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Starting now.
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* God rest ye merry,
gentlemen *
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* Let nothing you dismay
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* Remember Christ,
our Savior *
What is your plan?
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* Was born
on Christmas day *
Why is he singing?
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* Oh, tidings of com--
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Ray.
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Please stop.
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Mom, Dad said
you're coming to my race?
Yes!
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This is the best gift
you could give me.
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You're gonna see me run.
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Want a little sneak peek?
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Sure, I'd love a --
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Very impressive!
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Okay, JJ's power chair
only fits in the van,
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so you take the kids
to school,
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throw this chair
in the back of your car.
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You gonna be okay in this?
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JJ is first-class.
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This is economy-plus
at best.
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"I hate the push chair."
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Fine, I'll I'll get
the power chair to school.
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I can't believe
someone stole that van.
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People are the worst.
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Bup!
No, no, no.
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Christmas spirit.
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Smell the tree,
listen to the dweeb.
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* Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...
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I have to take
all the kids?
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* ...o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria
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All right,
let's go, y'all.
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MAYA: Bye.
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah.
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We are gonna get
this Christmas season
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back on track.
(door closes)
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I'm gonna call the insurance
about the van,
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find a way to get
the power chair to JJ,
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and meet you at the mall.
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All right.
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Now...uh.
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(chuckling) How do you
even work this thing?
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I see you playing in that
all the time.
Okay, bye.
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(whirring)
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(indistinct conversations)
Oh, yeah.
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What's going on here?
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Did ever guy in school
join choir?
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Yeah, man.
The teacher's so hot.
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I mean, I guess she has
a certain mature appeal.
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I'm not gonna say
I had no thoughts.
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Not Mrs. Wofford.
She retired.
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The new teacher.
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Hello, everyone!
Welcome to choir!
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Ms. Bloom.
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What a thrill to have
so many people here
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for the pure joy
of music.
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Now, who's ready to get
into a little "treble"?
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(laughter)
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It's funny, right?
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This is ridiculous.
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00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,646
What kind of perverts
would join choir
256
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,381
just to ogle over
some woman?
257
00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,518
KENNETH: "Hello, there.
258
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:41,555
I'm here to join choir."
259
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,423
You've got
to be kidding me.
260
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,226
**
261
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,094
(beep-boop)
Come on, battery.
262
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,495
Christmas miracle.
263
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,897
(beep-boop)
264
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,532
Did that last block
in eight minutes.
265
00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,533
Better.
266
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,035
Phew!
Whew!
267
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,871
Punch it.
268
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,474
(bus tires screech, hiss)
269
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,116
It's a miracle.
Move.
270
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,851
Hey, can you lower the lift,
please?
271
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,620
Sorry, sir.
Full up.
272
00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,688
You're gonna turn me away?
I'm a guy and a wheelchair.
273
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,689
You're not
in a wheelchair.
274
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,690
You heard me wrong.
275
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,358
I said
"a guy and a wheelchair" fast
276
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,526
so it would sound
more sympathetic.
277
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,061
Come on, let me on.
Sorry.
278
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:21,929
(sighs)
Or somebody get off.
279
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,797
I got to get my kid
his wheelchair.
280
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,766
Nobody. Okay.
281
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,534
Merry Christmas.
Enjoy Hell.
282
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,302
(door hinges squeak)
Okay.
283
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,639
This card's been declined,
as well.
284
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,240
Declined.
Declined.
285
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,742
Library card.
Declined.
286
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:35,909
Try the library card
again.
287
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,244
I'm sorry.
288
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,946
Okay, I'm going to appeal
to your Christmas spirit.
289
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,580
I already bought
all these things
290
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:41,982
for my kids yesterday.
291
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,284
They were stolen.
Please help me.
292
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,586
This could be one of those
viral holiday stories --
293
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,756
Christmas is saved,
all because of the big heart
294
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,724
pounding inside
the chest of...
295
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,959
"Trainee."
296
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,560
This is some test
for my training, isn't it?
297
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,628
No.
298
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:57,164
No, I will not give away
free merchandise.
299
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,032
Merry Christmas.
300
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,469
(beep-boop)
301
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,738
(beep-boop)
302
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,139
(beep-boop)
303
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,140
(beep-boop,
wheelchair powers down)
304
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,176
(lever rattling)
305
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,779
And it's dead.
306
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:17,150
* And a partridge
in a pear tree *
307
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,151
Better.
308
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,453
Definitely heard fewer
fart sounds that time.
309
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,523
But, remember,
the goal is no fart sounds.
310
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,292
These meatheads.
311
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,761
They should be out on the field,
not in choir.
312
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:31,665
KENNETH: "Don't put
us meatheads in a box."
313
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,701
Can't you go stare at a girl
somewhere else?
314
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,069
This is so dumb.
You can't even sing.
315
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,506
Oh, was -- is that crazy?
316
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:43,010
"I've got a better voice
than you."
317
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,612
What does that even mean?
318
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,514
No, no, no, no, no.
319
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,649
Don't drag me in the middle
of some brother thing.
320
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,985
These pipes are for healing,
not for hurting.
321
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,854
MS. BLOOM:
Now, as I'm sure you've heard,
322
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,825
this year's winter concert
will feature a solo performance.
323
00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,460
So, which one of you songbirds
is going to audition?
324
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,162
(scattered clamoring)
325
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,464
Oh, no, um, I'm sorry.
326
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,466
I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
327
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:10,137
Ms. Wofford already gave me
the solo, so...
328
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,404
Do I look like Ms. Wofford?
329
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,707
(indistinct exclamations)
330
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,176
Okay!
Let's get started.
331
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,677
Please.
332
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,312
(flatly)
* Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi
333
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,480
Russell, is it?
334
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,750
(chuckles)
335
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,650
Asher.
336
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,252
(loudly)
* Mi, mi
Next!
337
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,754
JJ.
338
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,888
Let's hear
what you've got.
339
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:37,164
* O holy night
340
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,534
* The stars
are brightly shining *
341
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,703
JJ...
342
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,539
That was breathtaking.
343
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,075
Now take it
from the bridge.
344
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,712
* Fall on your knees
345
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,614
A little more vibrato.
346
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,549
* Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
347
00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:02,389
* Hear the angel
voice-e-es *
348
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:07,127
TOGETHER:
* O night divine
349
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,896
Can I point something out?
350
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,198
I have heard
the voice of an angel.
351
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,767
And his name is JJ.
352
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,536
You just
earned yourself a solo!
353
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,972
(cheers and applause)
354
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,509
"Looks like I can sing."
355
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,947
(elevator dings)
356
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,884
Oh. That's not the face
of someone who saved Christmas.
357
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,285
Let's just go
to Dylan's race.
358
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,821
(sighs)
Where's the car?
359
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,088
Uh-oh.
360
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,223
Do you remember
where you parked?
361
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,258
Yes.
Somewhere.
362
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,593
Great.
That eliminates nowhere.
363
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,495
Well, I know
it's on P3.
364
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,997
Which aisle?
365
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,899
The one with the Prius.
(whistles)
366
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,902
Okay, um, Dylan's race
is in a half an hour.
367
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,104
Let's split up.
Okay.
368
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,474
**
369
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,613
Excuse me.
Hi.
370
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,648
Are you leaving?
371
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,950
Could we please have
your space?
372
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,451
You know,
I actually can't find my car.
373
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,853
Could you give me
a lift 'round so I --
374
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:06,954
(window whirs)
375
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,522
I'm trying to believe
in humanity here!
376
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,424
(gasps)
Did you find it?
377
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,626
No, but the insurance company
called about the van.
378
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,262
Did they find that?
What, is it in here,
379
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,297
along with every other car
in the world?
380
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,032
They are prepared
to send us a check.
381
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,935
They have valued the van
at $250.
382
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,769
No!
383
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,770
That's what I said,
384
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,704
but even more
high-pitched.
385
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,672
It was embarrassing.
386
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,274
I can't deal with this now,
Jimmy!
387
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,608
We've got
to find the car!
388
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,979
Are you sure it was on P3?
Maybe I should check P4.
389
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,613
Who do you think I am,
hmm?
390
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,615
That dingbat
from the track-team meeting?
391
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,118
It is not on P4!
392
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,819
So, technically,
you were right.
393
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,154
It wasn't on P4.
394
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,223
Please don't
be kind to me right now.
395
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,491
Darling.
396
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,559
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
397
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,295
I did everything
I could.
398
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,830
Did I miss much?
399
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,099
Oh.
400
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,704
I failed at everything.
(sighs)
401
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:05,578
I have literally no idea
where we parked.
402
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:15,322
* It's the most wonderful time
of the year *
403
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,724
**
404
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,858
We need to talk!
405
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,227
I'm sick of this, JJ!
406
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,594
Give me back my solo.
407
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,232
Say something!
408
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,867
"Concert tomorrow.
Saving my voice."
409
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,171
(sighs)
Come on, man!
410
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,341
You know
choir is my thing.
411
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,544
"Never tell me
what I can't do."
412
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,512
(scoffs) You don't
even care about the solo.
413
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,414
You just want
to take it away from me.
414
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,016
You're a bully.
415
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,585
But I can never fight back,
because you're JJ!
416
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:49,089
Well, congratulations.
You win.
417
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,357
Take the solo.
418
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,626
Take the whole stupid choir,
because I quit.
419
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,301
I don't even get
a dramatic exit!
420
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,938
(Branches rustle,
ornaments clink)
421
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,941
Why couldn't you
just be there?
(gasps)
422
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,442
Oh, darling.
423
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,277
(box thuds)
424
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,744
I'm sorry.
425
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,646
I take
full responsibility.
426
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,814
I have no excuse.
427
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,782
What happened?
428
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,417
It was everybody
else's fault!
429
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,319
I was trying to replace
the presents.
430
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,955
They were in the van
when it was taken.
431
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:22,889
What?
432
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,391
Nobody helped
when it was stolen,
433
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,892
nobody helped when I was
trying to replace them,
434
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,927
and nobody helped when I was
looking for the car
435
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,563
on the identical, bloody
P3, 4, 5,
436
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,299
and --
for some reason -- L2.
437
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,500
Why?!
438
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,402
Why didn't you just tell us
about the presents?
439
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,803
'Cause it's miserable!
440
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,506
I don't want you thinking
the world is a miserable place,
441
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,974
especially at Christmas.
442
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,076
Sounds like
it kind of is.
443
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:43,977
Oh.
444
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,646
I know. It's a bit harsh,
isn't it?
445
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,148
(sighs)
446
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,782
It's okay.
447
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,019
Can I help you hang up
the rest of the ornaments?
448
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,254
(sniffles)
They're all in there.
449
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,089
(voice breaking)
Isn't it pretty?
450
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,792
(Piano playing,
tap-shoes clicking)
451
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,828
(applause)
452
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,964
Christmas --
what a crock.
453
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,799
Yeah, kids,
forget what I said
454
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,635
about goodwill
towards my fellow man.
455
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,003
It's rubbish.
456
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:12,372
There's the DiMeos, and
there's the rest of the world.
457
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,973
Why is that man
staring at us?
458
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,875
That's Tad.
DiMeo.
459
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,377
He just said our name.
460
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,946
And now
the real show begins.
461
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,281
I heard you.
462
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,382
What are you
talking about?
463
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,051
Actually, come with me.
464
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,552
You're about to find out.
465
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,289
Attention, everyone.
466
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,158
I have
a special announcement.
467
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,492
As many of you have heard,
468
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,627
one of our own families,
the DiMeos,
469
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,496
recently had
their van stolen,
470
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,565
right from
the school parking lot.
471
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,799
In the spirit
of the holidays,
472
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,000
we wanted to do
a little something
473
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,669
to help them
through this tough time.
474
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,071
What?
475
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,639
TAD: So we started up
a collection
476
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,908
so you can buy
a new van.
477
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:53,246
(applause)
478
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,751
MAYA:
Oh, such beautiful people!
479
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,253
(applause continues)
480
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,989
Our family is so lucky
to be part
481
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,225
of such an incredibly generous
community.
482
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,227
Dylan, I was wrong.
483
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,595
People aren't awful.
484
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,030
Well, I mean,
not -- not -- not all of you.
485
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,165
I mean,
I never doubted you.
486
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:15,702
And now we'd like to say
a few thank you's.
487
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,404
To the Miller family,
thank you.
488
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,405
(applause)
489
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,107
To the Chang family,
thank you.
490
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,609
MAYA: Thank them, Tad!
Thank them all!
491
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,843
We'll stay here
all night.
492
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,346
To the Goldstein family,
thank you.
493
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,681
Oh, you really are gonna
read them all, aren't you?
494
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,049
(sighs)
495
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,084
To the Nakamuras,
thank you.
496
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,254
"You got a little lump
in your throat?"
497
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,923
A bunch of strangers just
did that for your family.
498
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,291
I know it's
a tough act to follow,
499
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,459
but I think
you can do it.
500
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,098
(cheers and applause)
501
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:49,769
And now, everyone
please give a special welcome
502
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,640
to our soloist, JJ DiMeo!
503
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,509
(cheers and applause)
504
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,754
I know it's about the kid, but
you could widen the spotlight.
505
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,656
(creak)
It's just silly
after a point.
506
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,124
(microphone stand slides)
507
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,725
("Joy to the World"
plays on piano)
508
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,161
(clears throat)
509
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,731
"Stop.
Stop the music.
510
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,336
There's someone else
who deserves this solo.
511
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,371
Ray?"
512
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,142
(applause)
MAN: Whoo!
513
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,915
Wait, don't go.
514
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,517
It's better as a duet.
515
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,292
* Joy to the world
516
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,361
* The Lord is come
517
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:52,565
* Let Earth receive
her king *
518
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:59,606
* Let ev'ry heart
prepare Him room *
519
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,608
(wavering)
* And Hea--
520
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,709
* Hea-Heav...
521
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,712
(choir humming)
522
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,113
(whispering)
Dude, what?
523
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,015
You nervous?
524
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,817
Well, just -- just picture
everyone naked.
525
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,986
Oh, this about her?
526
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,455
Put her clothes back on!
527
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,690
Sweater!
Sweater!
528
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:21,060
Oh, man, she looks good
in that sweater.
529
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,296
MAN: Sing something!
530
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,666
* And Heaven,
and Heaven *
531
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,836
* And nature sing
* And -- and
532
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,805
**
533
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,307
(ramp whirs)
534
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,242
(clank)
535
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,578
This van
is the coolest thing ever.
536
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,513
Seriously,
if a stranger pulled up
537
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,649
and told me to get in it,
I would do it.
538
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,651
He wouldn't even have
to offer me candy.
539
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,219
(door closes)
Sometimes
the best things come
540
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,887
from the worst things
to happen to us.
541
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,855
Yes.
542
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,291
Thank you,
whoever stole our old van.
543
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,899
**
544
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,933
(rustling)
545
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,281
I know I set
the parking brake.
546
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,584
Someone must have broken in
and undone it.
547
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,453
Very sad.
At Christmas.
548
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,923
"Do we have to retu--"
549
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,693
We have to return
the new van.
550
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,595
MAYA: A least we have
our gifts now.
551
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:32,732
Some gifts are so big that
they can't even fit in the van.
552
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,034
* Deck the halls
with boughs of holly *
553
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,003
* Fa-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la *
554
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,074
MS. BLOOM: Welcome
to dance-team tryouts.
555
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,110
I'll demonstrate,
and you can come up and try.
556
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,019
Okay. Ray, you want to come up
and give it a try?
557
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:58,925
In the spirit of Christmas,
JJ, why don't you take it?
558
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,499
I've got this.
559
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,734
Come on up.
560
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,536
5, 6, 7, 8, ah!
561
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,873
**
562
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,517
RAY:
Stick to singing, JJ.
563
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,453
(both laugh)
564
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,489
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