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* Hm, mi, mi, mi, mi
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Red leather, yellow leather.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather --
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(laughs)
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Can you not mock
my vocal warm-ups?
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You know my voice cracks
when I go high.
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And you like to say
"Day-um" a lot.
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Huh.
No one ever parks there.
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Have we a new wheelchair user
at Lafayette High?
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What?
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"Red...P-A -- parking pass."
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T-E-M...
"Temporary disabled"?
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Dude, relax.
I'm blue parking tag for life.
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You can be civil.
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CLAIRE: Why me?
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Why do I have to be
in a stupid wheelchair
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for three whole weeks?
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What did I do
to deserve this?
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I'm a freak.
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Great.
People are already staring.
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What?
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Never seen someone
in a wheelchair before?
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Mm-hmm. Tourists.
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. DiMeo,
thank you for coming in.
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We have a problem.
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Kiddo, what happened?
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I'm being persecuted
for a righteous act
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of civil disobedience.
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Eh, she flipped out
and broke a trophy.
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And it was
the sportsmanship award.
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Isn't that ironic?
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The trophy culture at
this school is a disgrace.
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It promotes mediocrity.
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Look at them, Mom.
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"Participation."
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"Most improved."
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"Most improved
participation"?
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Well, that's the one
you break.
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All right, we're debating
which trophy to break next,
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obviously, Dylan will replace
this one.
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Are there any other consequences
we should discuss?
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Well, we've explored
our disciplinary options --
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suspension, detention --
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but we decided on
a more positive --
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Do not pull out a trophy.
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(camera shutter clicks)
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Why are you taking a picture
of your nipple?
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I noticed something
in the shower.
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Doesn't it look off
to you?
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(exhales) No, Ray.
It's gorgeous.
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Is that what you want
to hear?
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(cellphone chimes)
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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Oh, no,
it's for my sangria.
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If you want fruit, there's
jelly beans in the cupboard.
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Oh, right,
your party's tonight.
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It's not a party.
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It is a gathering of
special-needs mothers.
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That usually gets broken up
by the cops.
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Mom, Dad,
I just got a text.
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Really?
Well, good for you.
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No, it gets better.
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Justin Chang and his friends
want to come over
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to watch the MMA
fight tonight.
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This is the guys' night
I need.
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After Jillian broke my heart,
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I decided to take a year off
from women --
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a vow of celibacy.
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But, darling,
what will the women do?
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Not my problem.
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I'm focused on myself
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and deepening
my male friendships.
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You can have you guys' night,
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but heads up -- your mother's
special-needs mom group
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is coming over, too.
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No. Negative.
Reschedule.
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Those ladies are nuts!
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You're gonna
embarrass me.
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We will not.
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But if you get embarrassed
by six strong mums
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who party
as hard as they love,
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well, you need to check
your privilege.
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Is that right?
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I think so.
Right.
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(scoffs)
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You seriously expect me
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to take a test
on World War II?
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War? Marching?
Hello.
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JJ! There you are.
Thank God.
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Um, Claire here is, uh --
she's, uh --
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she's a spirited student
who was recently injured.
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I'm -- I'm sorry.
What happened exactly?
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I was training
for nationals.
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I was on the balance beam.
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I under-rotated
my dismount
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and snapped both
of my ankles.
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Tell it again.
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I'm sorry, but how does
that affect us?
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Um, Claire has had a little bit
of difficulty adjusting,
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and so I was hoping
that JJ
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could show her how you
navigate the school.
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-"I'll do it."
-Yes! Thank you.
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Thank you so much, sweet JJ,
thank you.
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No backsies!
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Okay.
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"My...Lafayette High."
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"Ramp."
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"Elevator."
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"Poster that says they like
people in wheelchairs."
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"That concludes...
our tour."
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That's all you get?
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There's my supermodel.
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If anybody asks,
you didn't get it from me.
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He also gets this, but that
ain't the wheelchair.
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That's just charm.
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That looks amazing.
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Oh, I can't.
I'm in training.
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(scoffs)
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You're right.
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Screw it.
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I haven't had sugar
in 10 years.
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Mmm. This tastes so much better
than gymnastics.
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Mm.
"That's why...I quit."
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(laughs)
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I've been a real pain.
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I can't believe you're being
so nice to me.
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And to think, I mean,
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we wouldn't have even met
if it weren't for the --
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(gasps)
They have cookies?! Oh.
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Mnh-mnh-mnh.
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Someone is coming around
on the red tag, huh?
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"Oh, just because she's in
a wheelchair?"
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Oh, come on, man.
You know that's not how I think.
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You, on the other hand,
won't rest
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till you get me with the one
black lady in your neighborhood.
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"Ms. Jamison is a Libra."
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I know our signs are
compatible -- not the point.
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You like this girl?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, that's all
I needed to know.
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Switching from aide to wingman
in three, two...
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Welcome back, Claire.
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Uh, my man and I
were just talking.
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Uh, what's on tap for you
physical therapy-wise?
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We haven't talked
about it.
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My parents are going
through a divorce,
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so I'm not sure anyone
can take me.
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Huh. That's a more depressing
answer than I was prepared for.
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Well,
we've got a great one.
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Maybe join us tomorrow?
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Great. Let's.
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Oh, my God,
you got her to smile.
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You are a miracle worker, JJ.
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Hey!
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Just like the poster.
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What? Oh!
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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So, guys, while we wait
for the fight to start,
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would anyone like to talk about
some conversation starters?
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(clears throat)
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"Have you ever spoken in front
of a large group of people?
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How did it go?"
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You guys see Lucy Mullins'
student council speech?
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-She's so hot.
-She's so hot.
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I'm gonna vote for her,
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and I don't even agree
with any of her policies.
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(laughter)
Lucy Mullins?
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More like loose melons,
am I right?
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(laughter)
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Nice wordplay, dude.
Smart stuff.
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Lucy's cute,
but I've had hotter.
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Jeremy Goldstein's
bar mitzvah -- his cousin.
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-Ooh.
-She's hot,
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but I kissed her friend,
who's even hotter.
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How about you, Ray?
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Hottest girl
you ever hooked up with?
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You know, I'm not really
a kiss-and-tell kind of guy.
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Let's hear more
about this bar mitzvah.
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Did Jeremy speak in front
of a large group?
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How did it go?
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This is really fun.
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But are we gonna talk at all
about the issues
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facing special-needs parents?
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Of course we are,
and here's an issue.
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My glass is empty.
Ha-ha!
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What's going on back there?
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Oh, Ray's got
some friends over.
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You let him hang out
with the door closed?
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I'd never let
my Jason do that.
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I caught him and his friends
smoking pot the other day.
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I found Briana with a boy
in her room.
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She said they were just naked
dry humping,
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but I don't know.
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Jason's therapist says that
special-needs siblings
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tend to act out
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because they need to feel
they're being heard.
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Hey, listen.
I'm not gonna let you
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blame yourself,
and here's why.
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You're perfect.
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You're perfect.
You're perfect.
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You're perfect.
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That's a plant.
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(laughter)
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Gonna sit down.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
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That fight was crazy!
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Now, that's
mixed martial artistry.
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So, what do you guys
want to do now?
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Now? As in you want the night
to continue?
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Yeah.
This is great.
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You know,
I get the acting out thing,
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but I'm not worried about Ray.
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You know,
he can close his door.
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Is he a teenager?
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Honey, wake up and sniff
the Adderall.
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But Ray really does
tell me everything.
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Poor love.
Took a vow of celibacy.
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(giggles)
As if that changes anything.
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And tonight is a guys' night
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to "deepen his male
friendships."
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Aww!
(laughter)
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The little...
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(laughter)
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Dude, is that
why we're here?
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(laughter)
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You said you wouldn't
embarrass me!
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I'm sorry, darling.
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And I know "Mommy had a bit
too much sangria"
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isn't the explanation
you're looking for.
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It was going so well!
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Now I have to go salvage
my rep with Justin Chang.
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And everyone knows
that Justin Chang
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does not give
second chances!
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I'll just give him
some beer.
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Do we have anything
in the fridge?
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I'm not giving you beer.
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You are a very unhelpful
level of drunk!
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Hey, Ray.
How's that, uh, vow of celibacy?
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(laughter)
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You think my mom knows what
this dirty dog gets up to?
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What do you mean?
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She doesn't know this,
but I have one girlfriend...
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....that I know of.
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I guess we should just take
your word for it.
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Or we could check for pictures
of her on your phone.
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I don't take
pictures of her.
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I'd much rather live
in the moment
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than observe it
through a lens.
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Wait.
Is that what I think it is?
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What?
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No way.
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She sent you a nipple pic?
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Oh. Yep.
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That's from my girlfriend.
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She sent me a sext.
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And that's the sext.
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Ray, you're awesome.
258
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,744
I am.
259
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,211
And that is hers.
260
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,481
It looks healthy, right?
261
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,885
Look at all
these trophies.
262
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,286
"Best breather."
263
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,388
And this one just says,
"You read a book!"
264
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,123
I'm not in a teasing mood,
Jimmy.
265
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:52,826
Hey, buddy.
We were waiting.
266
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,862
I just have
a quick question.
267
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,130
Oh, just -- just have
a quick question.
268
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,199
Is it "Will these people stand
idly by while I cut?"
269
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,400
'Cause the answer is no!
270
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,469
What urgent trophy matter
has the two of us
271
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,637
standing back here
like a couple of --
272
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,105
What an honor!
273
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,307
The most important man in the
world in our local trophy shop.
274
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,575
He's shorter
than I thought.
275
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,778
Are you done?
276
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,145
I'm sorry.
277
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,847
I can't let someone dump on me
and not do anything about it.
278
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,182
(laughs)
279
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,284
Honey, that's my job
description.
280
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,986
You know what?
Forget school.
281
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,954
You're coming with me.
I'll show you how it's done.
282
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,724
Happy to have you
with us today, Claire.
283
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,092
Two for the price of one.
284
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,727
That's fun.
285
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,295
All right, why don't you
describe for me
286
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,596
your typical exercise regimen?
287
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,932
Well, I'm usually in the gym
for two hours
288
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,201
before school
and another three after.
289
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,736
I have 6% body fat,
290
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,504
and I still have a shot
at Tokyo in 2020.
291
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,139
Okay.
292
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,808
Squeeze this a few times.
293
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,175
(grunts)
294
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,744
Yeah.
Get it, get some.
295
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,412
Yeah, you're the boss.
296
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:49,016
(groans loudly)
297
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,318
93, 94...
298
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,886
And...center.
299
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,688
What do you mean?
Like -- Like this?
300
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,690
Oh, I was talking to myself.
301
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,826
That's it.
We've got you.
302
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,360
(grunts)
303
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,262
That's it. Yep.
304
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,164
Nobody likes a show-off.
305
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,168
Come on, the doctor said you
were cleared for weight bearing.
306
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,236
I'm not ready.
307
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,672
"I did it.
You can do it."
308
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,209
I can't, I can't.
309
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,610
"Come on, Rock."
310
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,683
Dude, not loving
this new square.
311
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,085
(as Burgess Meredith)
Come on, Rock!
312
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,453
You can do it, Rock!
313
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,355
Stop telling him
to call me The Rock.
314
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,690
Not The Rock -- Rock.
From "Rocky"?
315
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:31,759
I've never seen that.
316
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,293
You've never seen "Rocky"?!
317
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,394
And up.
318
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,364
(grunts)
319
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,432
I did it.
320
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,434
I did it. This is great!
Thank you, JJ.
321
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,671
Thank you, uh, guy --
guy who yells at Rock.
322
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,440
Rocky. Rocky.
Sit back down.
323
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,476
This went well, right?
324
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,012
Hey, this chick
is digging you.
325
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,383
"You don't understand.
326
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,286
I know how girls see me.
327
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,255
Like a friend
or a teddy bear."
328
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,492
JJ, you really think that?
329
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,627
"Let it go.
330
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,497
It's...E-A -- easier."
331
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,202
CLAIRE: Hey.
332
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,905
So, my mom just texted me.
333
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,973
She's going on
a Tinder date tonight.
334
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,442
She's really getting back out
there with a vengeance.
335
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,712
But, anyway, I have the house
to myself tonight
336
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,015
if you want to come over
and study for midterms?
337
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,616
Yes, that's a yes.
338
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,018
Uh, hold on.
339
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,554
Yes.
340
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,823
Cool.
341
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,490
So, I'll --
I'll see you later.
342
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,361
Yeah.
343
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,166
**
344
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,553
And it gets better.
She has a twin sister.
345
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,021
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
346
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,958
DR. MILLER: Young man.
Young man!
347
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,826
In my office now.
348
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,328
And bring your phone.
349
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,297
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
350
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,899
(applause)
351
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:22,035
(chanting "Ray! Ray!")
352
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,803
(cheering)
353
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,538
Stop it.
354
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,045
Sorry I'm late.
What's the occasion?
355
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,580
Did you win
an essay contest, Ray?
356
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,782
Or find a mistake
in a standardized test?
357
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,051
I'm afraid not.
Ray's been distributing this.
358
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,687
It's a sexual photo
of a girl's nipple.
359
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,589
-Sexual?
-Sexual.
360
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,125
-Sexual?
-Sexual.
-Sexual?
361
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,627
Can you please both stop
saying "sexual"?
362
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,431
Is that true?
Now, this is the first time
something so, well...
363
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,901
(inhales) hot has happened
at this school.
364
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,203
The Lafayette community
is awaiting my response.
365
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,437
You will be made
an example of.
366
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,040
Now, do either of you
have any questions?
367
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,408
But --
368
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,212
Oh, God,
she's not yelling at me.
369
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,147
It's more serious
than I thought.
370
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,349
WOMAN: Attention,
ladies and gentlemen.
371
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,717
See all those angry
people there?
372
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,620
They just arrived from Hawaii
without any of their luggage.
373
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,390
(sighs)
Watch and learn.
374
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,526
Hello.
How can I help you?
375
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,595
If you've lost my bag,
I have no belts.
376
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,964
I'm terribly sorry.
377
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,865
Can I offer you $10 off
your next flight?
378
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,568
Okay, if I'm not strumming
that ukulele by tomorrow,
379
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,970
I will eat your family.
380
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,738
I'm gonna put the word
"priority" in your file.
381
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,475
(speaks Swedish)
382
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,510
(speaks Swedish)
383
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,447
(feedback squeaks)
384
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,349
(amplified)
Attention, everyone. Shut up.
385
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,350
You're all terrible people
386
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,085
with the saddest tan lines
I've ever seen
387
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,586
coming off
any Hawaiian flight.
388
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,422
What do you use?
90 SPF? Weak.
389
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:53,393
(chuckles) Sorry about her.
She's in training.
390
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,894
How can you
just take that?
391
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,997
Those people are treating you
the way I treat Ray,
392
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,298
and that is disgusting.
393
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,967
Where is all this
anger coming from?
394
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,102
I'm sick of this family
constantly being messed with.
395
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,405
And I guess I'm a freak,
but I'm sorry.
396
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,140
I just can't
hold it all in.
397
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,208
I'm not like you.
398
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,678
I can't do that either.
(sighs)
399
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,347
After I finish this, I got
something I want to show you.
400
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:20,020
Ooh-whoo! Yes.
401
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,955
You, my dude, look ready.
402
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,159
"It's not a date."
403
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,694
Okay, yeah.
Whatever you say.
404
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,736
"What if...it is?"
405
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,807
(chuckles)
Just be yourself.
406
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,175
People love that guy.
407
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,044
(chuckles)
408
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,245
You need anything?
409
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,849
The chain?
410
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,920
I was 30 before
I could pull this off.
411
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,056
There.
412
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,992
"Day-um!"
413
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,428
See? This is why I do
the vocal exercises.
414
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,529
Let's go.
415
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,697
Oh, hey, guys.
Come on in.
416
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,633
Oh, I love
the gold chain, JJ.
417
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,035
It's so '80s.
418
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,044
Well, what are you
waiting for?
419
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,279
Get in there.
420
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,548
(smooching)
421
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,553
Well, hello, everyone.
422
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,557
(smooches) Love you.
423
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,727
I don't even know you!
424
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,596
All this talk of celibacy
and male friendship,
425
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,099
meanwhile I'm harboring the
Nipple King of Lafayette High.
426
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,733
I don't deserve that title.
427
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,071
How could I have been so blind?
My drunk mums were right.
428
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,472
You don't get
enough attention.
429
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,207
-You don't understand.
-Well, then help me understand.
430
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,276
I want to tell you,
but if I do,
431
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,610
you have to promise
432
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,712
that you will not speak
of this to anyone.
433
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,248
Oh, my God, what?
Is it a baby?
434
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,949
I won't love it, Ray.
I'm sorry.
435
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,019
All right, not a word.
I promise.
436
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,561
(sighs)
This is the picture.
437
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,198
Wait a minute.
438
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,200
Other one.
439
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,901
You twit.
440
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,636
What possessed you to send
that thing around?
441
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,239
Hey, you humiliated me
in front my friends.
442
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,540
He stepped up.
443
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,808
You're innocent.
444
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,443
Let's go tell the principal
and just clear this up.
445
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,711
No way!
446
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,246
If this gets out,
I'll be a laughingstock.
447
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,514
I can't handle it.
448
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,848
I do not have the strength
of character.
449
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,817
You raised me.
That is on you.
450
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,119
But you're not getting
in trouble for this.
451
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,253
I can't let that happen.
452
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,155
It's my call.
It stays between...
453
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,290
...the three of us.
454
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,093
I trusted you.
You promised.
455
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,861
Hm? What's that?
456
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,430
Yes, oh.
457
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,597
Oh, he says he's with me.
458
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,965
And he wants to tell
the principal.
459
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,938
If looking at the stars is
supposed to calm me down,
460
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,440
it ain't working, old man.
461
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,242
That one's looking
at me funny.
462
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,809
Just wait for it.
463
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:03,150
Aaaaah!
464
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,417
Ha!
465
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,889
Sometimes I need to blow off
some steam.
466
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,559
This is how I let it go.
Try it.
467
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,893
Aaaah --
468
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,596
-Wait for a plane.
-That makes more sense.
469
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:23,303
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaaah!
470
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,471
(gasps)
471
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,905
I like it.
472
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,407
So you get angry.
473
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,844
Don't ever let it make you feel
weird or different.
474
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,413
You're certainly no different
than me.
475
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,647
(smooches)
476
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,618
I think I got it all out.
477
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,489
That constellation
looks like a trophy.
478
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,792
Aaaaah!
479
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,594
I don't understand it.
480
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,497
All the signs were there.
I am never wrong about women.
481
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,832
Except for my two ex-wives.
482
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,734
Am I always wrong
about women?
483
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,938
Wait. Are -- Are you just gonna
go without saying goodbye?
484
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,875
"Like she'll...N-O -- notice."
485
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,545
Hey, JJ.
Thanks for coming tonight.
486
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,615
You know, I kind of
hate you right now.
487
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,683
I am still sore
from earlier.
488
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,352
(chuckles)
489
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,920
That's the first workout
I've done since my accident.
490
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,189
I guess I'm not
in JJ shape.
491
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,594
Well, um, good night.
492
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,266
"Wait." Uh...
493
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:31,404
"I want to show you 'Rocky.'"
494
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,774
I'd love to see "Rocky"
with you.
495
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:39,045
See ya.
496
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,548
That's the chain.
497
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,582
Shh!
498
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,786
Darling,
you know I'm right.
499
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,456
You can't get in trouble
for this nonsense.
500
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,958
Huge mistake.
I can't watch you do it.
501
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,460
It should be my choice.
502
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,462
You're right --
I did tell you everything.
503
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,763
I trusted you.
504
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,998
I liked that.
505
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,733
I can't do that anymore.
506
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,402
(door opens)
507
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,771
Why don't you two
come on in?
508
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,974
Hold on.
509
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,842
One last time.
510
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,416
Dr. Miller, before you pass
judgment on my son,
511
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,519
there is something you need
to know about this picture.
512
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,120
Do you want to tell her?
513
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,531
This poor, poor girl...
514
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,966
Ray is a sexually deviant
young man.
515
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,234
You mean it?
516
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,536
Yes, I do.
517
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,707
He's ready to accept
his punishment.
518
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,411
Ray, you will be suspended
for a week,
519
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,546
and I'll compose a letter
to every Lafayette family
520
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,648
detailing the consequences,
521
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,551
so they know that this
will not be tolerated.
522
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,286
That is great!
523
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,987
Thank you, Dr. Miller.
Thank you, Mom.
524
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,356
You guys rock!
525
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,491
This really did go well,
didn't it?
526
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,060
Oh, hello, love.
Your next DiMeo's here.
527
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,730
Hi, Doctor. I replaced
the trophy that I broke.
528
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,098
I've learned my lesson.
-Thank you.
529
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,836
Why are we looking
at Ray's nipple?
530
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,971
(sighs)
531
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,541
Ray?
This is you?
532
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,008
Why didn't you say so?
533
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,378
Oh, that letter will be
so much more fun to write!
534
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:24,817
Aaaaaaaah!
535
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:28,020
That's it, buddy.
Let it out.
536
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,989
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