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Have a great day! 15 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,791 Do you think that they know that we do that on purpose? 16 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,403 You do that on purpose. And if you weren't my best friend, 17 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,840 I would've fired you by now. - Oh, please, you love it, 18 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,625 Billy. Er, Beckham... Becca! 19 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:03,150 - Very funny. - OK, I'm gonna be late. 20 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,978 I wish you were coming with me. - Me too. This place isn't 21 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,676 gonna run itself. You can tell me all about it after. 22 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,113 Ooh, here comes the nerves. 23 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,682 - You'll be great. Good luck! - Thank you! 24 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:16,598 ♪ I'll meet you at midnight I can't miss that smile ♪ 25 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:20,993 ♪ The warmth of the streetlight I know you'll stay a while ♪ 26 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:23,257 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 27 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:26,086 ♪ I feel it all 28 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:29,959 ♪ My heart beats faster I feel it all ♪ 29 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,483 ♪ When we're together 30 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,877 ♪ And when it's dark outside 31 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,923 ♪ There's a light with you I'll always wanna feel ♪ 32 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:41,666 ♪ I feel it all I feel it all ♪ 33 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:44,147 Cassie, hi. 34 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,149 Piper, hi! I'm so glad that you're here. 35 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,369 What kind of publicist would I be if I wasn't 36 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,806 at my client's very first book signing? 37 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,851 Are you excited? - Yeah... 38 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:55,376 Excited, nervous, tempted to run and hide. 39 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:58,901 Don't be silly. Your book is amazing! Read it twice already. 40 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,729 Not even my mom has read it twice. 41 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,688 It's so relatable. You put into writing 42 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,734 everything my girlfriends and I secretly talk about. 43 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:08,128 Well, it is based on my real break-up. 44 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:11,479 I know! It's like you got your heart broken just for us. 45 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,263 And all the things you did to move on. 46 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:16,179 I mean, who goes skydiving to get over a heartbreak? 47 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,703 Just doing my part. 48 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:22,794 It's going to be really great to have a familiar face here today. 49 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,449 Let's get inside. This "familiar face" is freezing. 50 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,625 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:32,500 - So are you ready? - Uh, define ready. 52 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:35,851 Just relax and be yourself. This will be fun. 53 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,722 OK, but you're sure that I won't have to read 54 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,768 or answer questions? Because I really hate speaking in public. 55 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,510 Which is why you'll only be signing copies of your book 56 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:44,468 until Elliot turns up. - Elliot? 57 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,775 Somersby. 58 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,994 Of the {\an8}Dread Monarch Saga. 59 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,040 Oh, right, the dragon guy. 60 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,085 The best-selling dragon guy. 61 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,000 I used the fact that he's one of our authors 62 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,089 to get you displayed next to him. 63 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,701 I think the dragon ate part of my display. 64 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,051 Well, if you're not happy with it, we can move it. 65 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:04,532 Oh no! Are you kidding me? My book is on display 66 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,577 in a real bookstore. I think this is fantastic! 67 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,579 Well, it's just the beginning. 68 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:11,495 Come on, let's get you set up. 69 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:23,551 - Hi! Ms. Winslett? - Hi! 70 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:26,380 I really loved your book. 71 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:32,690 - Thank you. - Thank you. 72 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:36,564 - Mom, hi! You came! - Oh, I wouldn't miss it. 73 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,610 - You're not missing much. - This takes me back 74 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:41,525 to my very first book signing. 75 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,745 I'm pretty sure you never had a crowd this small. 76 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:47,618 It was a different time. People read more books then. 77 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,794 It's madness out there. 78 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,666 Mom, this is my publicist Piper. 79 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:53,711 Hold up. 80 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,888 Your mother is Jeannine Jordan?! 81 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,674 But your name is-- - My maiden name is Jordan. 82 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,547 I have read 83 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:06,115 all your novels! Um, sorry. 84 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:09,336 May I get a picture? - Only if you don't mind 85 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,642 taking a picture of me with my very talented daughter. 86 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:15,646 Of course. 87 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,909 - Oh! - This will look great 88 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:20,260 on my website. 89 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,696 That would be great press for Cassie. 90 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,393 You never told me your mother 91 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,657 was an award-winning author. When people hear about this-- 92 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:29,312 I don't really want to throw that around. 93 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,836 My daughter wants to launch her career all on her own. 94 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,361 Which I fully support. 95 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,319 Don't worry, honey. I'll just show the picture 96 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,104 to my friends at hot yoga. - Make sure they buy the book. 97 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:43,848 That must be Elliot. Shall we head over 98 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,937 Oh, what, and leave all my fans? 99 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:48,418 Come on. 100 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,685 Who's Elliot? 101 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,297 - The Dragon writer. - Welcome, everyone. 102 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,563 We all love his amazing 103 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,216 {\an8}Dread Monarch Saga, 104 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:07,481 so it is both a pleasure and an honour 105 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:11,093 to welcome the one, the only Elliot Somersby. 106 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,269 Thank you. 107 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,532 Wow! Is it always like this? 108 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:18,056 Pretty much. I'll introduce you later. 109 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,363 Thanks very much and thank you for buying 110 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,365 my little dragon saga. 111 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,020 Ha! Hmmm... 112 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,414 Is that for me? - Yeah. 113 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:31,026 Oh, thanks, but I'm OK with my bottle of water. 114 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:33,071 Wow, he's really laying 115 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,378 the "aw shucks" routine on pretty thick, don't you think? 116 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,467 Don't know if he can write, but he can certainly work 117 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:40,383 a crowd. - Today, I would like to read 118 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,429 a passage from my second chronicling 119 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,997 of my {\an8}Dread Monarch Saga, 120 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,042 {\an8}Dragon's Lair. 121 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,699 "The wounded dragon flew through the air 122 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:54,441 "for what might be one last time. 123 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,399 "Klar-Al stroked its brow, 124 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,967 "clung to its neck, and whispered, 125 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:01,578 You are my Eternal Warrior." 126 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:04,189 - "Klar-Al"? - Princess of the Nine Kingdoms 127 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,322 and heir to the Crystal Scepter. 128 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,368 - The what? - You haven't read them?! 129 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,457 - Shh! - Sorry. 130 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,372 "'And so I shall forever be.' 131 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,678 "the winged creature replied with a great sigh, 132 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,159 "its valiant spirit ascending through the veil 133 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,553 "from which there is no return, 134 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,468 "not even for a dragon 135 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,644 as noble as he." 136 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:27,735 Thank you all so much. 137 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:30,259 You know, Mom, it's really 138 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,740 sweet of Piper to introduce us, but we should just go. 139 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,656 This line's gonna take forever. - The writing isn't bad. 140 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,919 It's a book about dragons, how hard can it be to write? 141 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,011 We should probably leave. 142 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,579 Elliot's just gonna take a short break. 143 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:48,277 - We really should go. - Don't be silly. 144 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,279 I thought I recognized you! 145 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,063 You recognized me? 146 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:55,371 - Elliot, this is-- - I am such a huge fan. 147 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,504 I don't know if you remember me. I was 148 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,897 in your Freshman Lit class in Princeton. 149 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:03,161 Between your novels and your classes, you single-handedly 150 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:06,077 inspired me to change my major from business to 151 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:09,211 creative writing. - I'm really sorry about that. 152 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:12,344 I can't believe {\an8}the Jeannine Jordan is at one my events. 153 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,608 Well, no, actually, I'm here for my daughter, 154 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:17,567 but I am glad I got to see your reading. 155 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,962 - I'm the daughter. Hi. - Hi. I'm the dragon writer. 156 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,268 - You heard me? - It's OK. 157 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,140 You know, writing dragons is easy; 158 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,794 it's the elves that give me the most trouble. 159 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,665 Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Somersby. 160 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,233 Please call me Elliot. All my critics do. 161 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,235 I shouldn't have said anything. 162 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,280 You know, I know nothing about dragons, 163 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,457 and I'm sure writing about them is very challenging. 164 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,633 It's OK. I appreciate your honesty. 165 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,678 And thank you so much 166 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,333 for bringing your mom. Can I sign a copy for both of you? 167 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:48,032 Oh, uh, she's actually here for my book signing. 168 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:50,252 Elliot Somersby, this is Cassie Winslett. 169 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,647 She's one of MacDonner Press' new authors. 170 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:57,433 Oh! Uh... Wow, so embarrassed. 171 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,610 Cassie, it's nice to meet you. 172 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,917 Welcome to the MacDonner Press family. 173 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,486 I mean, I could sign a copy of my book for you if you want. 174 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,619 - I deserve that. - Uh, sorry to interrupt, 175 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,969 but this crowd is a little restless. 176 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:15,886 Great. Um, such a pleasure to see you again. 177 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,889 - Well, thank you. - Cassie, I'm gonna read this. 178 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,978 - You don't have to. - No, I want to. 179 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,372 It was nice meeting you, new writer Cassie. 180 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,898 Isn't he great? He's a major talent. 181 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:31,511 Sorry, I have to take this. 182 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:35,297 How about I treat you to a celebratory latte? 183 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,429 Mm-hmm. 184 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,831 OK, all I have heard about 185 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,877 is this Elliot guy and his book signing. 186 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,488 I want to hear about my brilliant best friend's. 187 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,578 Tell me, how did it go? - It didn't really "go." 188 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:58,233 - Couldn't have been that bad. - Let's just say I've signed 189 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,105 more coffee cups here in an hour than books there. 190 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,064 OK, I think you're being modest. Is she, Jeannine? 191 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,198 He even won her over. She's the toughest critic I know. 192 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,157 Do you remember my first grade book report? 193 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,898 - Oh, I remember. - She made me 194 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,769 do four revisions, and it was a 30-page book-- 195 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,859 - 30-page book on butterflies! - And to cheer you up, 196 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,122 I made you a vanilla bean ice cream float-- 197 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:20,647 - With the cookie crumbles? - I think that was the start 198 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:23,345 of my career. - Writing is rewriting. 199 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:28,002 My Princeton students pay a lot for that advice. 200 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:31,745 What? You think I can't read and hear you at the same time? 201 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,530 And to answer your question, Cassie had a small 202 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,837 but supportive crowd. - And by that, she means 203 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,491 her and my publicist, Piper. - You haven't 204 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:43,191 done any publicity, you refuse to throw my name around. 205 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,062 Because I don't want everyone to know me 206 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,587 as "PEN/Faulkner Award-winning Jeannine Jordan's daughter." 207 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,458 I want to make my own name for myself. 208 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:52,287 And I respect that, but if no one knows that you've 209 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,203 written a book, you're not gonna be known as anything. 210 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,684 Now, take Elliot here... 211 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,599 "Elliot." They're on a first-name basis. 212 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,602 His performance made me interested in reading a story 213 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,996 about a talking dragon. And I'm enjoying it. 214 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,781 So why should that matter to me? 215 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,913 Because I would never have picked up a fantasy book 216 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,915 and now I can't put it down. 217 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,526 Sweetheart, you could have the same effect on people. 218 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,659 Uh, it's Piper, I need to take this. 219 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,619 Just excuse me. Piper, hey. 220 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,186 Is there really a talking dragon? 221 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,711 Well, technically, it's telepathic. 222 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,061 - Gotcha. - OK, I'll see you then. 223 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:30,107 Um... 224 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:34,155 So my book editor to meet me; what do you think that means? 225 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,418 Well, if it's lunch, that's a good thing. 226 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,507 What if it's at their office? 227 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,513 - Who wants more lattes? - With cookie crumbles? 228 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,646 - Yeah. Coming up. - OK. 229 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,800 Hi, I'm Cassandra Winslett. 230 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,802 I have a 10 o'clock appointment with Gwendolyn. 231 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,109 Go right in, they're expecting you. 232 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,111 "They"? 233 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,593 Cassie! Thank you for coming in. 234 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,031 You know Piper and Julian... - We didn't officially meet, 235 00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,468 but nice to see you again. - Oh, here he is, 236 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,600 Elliot. - Hello again. 237 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,646 - Hi. - Did you finish my book yet? 238 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,387 I have encyclopaedias that are smaller. 239 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,694 Did you finish mine? - I did, actually, yeah. 240 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,696 - You're kidding? - No. It's alright, 241 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,394 you could make it up to me by reading mine on the book tour. 242 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,396 What book tour? 243 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,746 Piper and Julian told me how well you two 244 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,140 hit it off at the reading. - You had great chemistry. 245 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,795 - We barely spoke. - I felt it, too. 246 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,101 We recently had success pairing new writers 247 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,016 with our established authors. 248 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,975 And as you may have noticed, 249 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,325 Elliot tends to draw a crowd wherever he goes. 250 00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:01,242 Sure, but my book is a romantic comedy memoir 251 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,287 about getting over a breakup, and Elliot writes... 252 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,769 nerd novels. I'm sorry. 253 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,598 Uh, successful nerd novels. 254 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,165 Still, I don't see the connection. 255 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,255 Here's the thing, Cassie. You need the exposure, 256 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,213 especially with females 18 to 35. 257 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,302 That's a large, loyal market 258 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:21,001 that still buys books, then blogs and tweets about them. 259 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,959 And they happen to love 260 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,135 Elliot's novels. - Oh, I saw. 261 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,398 Practically passed out when he put on his glasses. 262 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,749 You know, I'm sorry, but do you even need those glasses 263 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,663 or are they the fake kind? - I'll never tell. 264 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,491 So much chemistry. 265 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,624 - It's palpable. - This is why we want 266 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,453 you two on tour together. - Wow, 267 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,411 me on a book tour. 268 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,587 OK, well, how long is the tour? 269 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:46,287 It's a week trial run. Just a few Northeastern college towns. 270 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,985 And what does a trial run mean? 271 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:52,206 Here's the thing: your book just came out, 272 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,991 and our early projections show sluggish sales, 273 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,254 which is making it hard to get reviewers to read it. 274 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,691 But these things take time, right? 275 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,563 Slow roll-outs are a thing of the past. 276 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,696 Name recognition sells. So the hope is that by teaming 277 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,699 you with our star author, we'll see sales increase. 278 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:11,094 - And if not? - Then, unfortunately, 279 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,054 we'll have to re-evaluate our partnership. 280 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,752 - No pressure, right? - I'm sorry. 281 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,276 It's tough for new writers out there. 282 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,018 But we love your book and we see a lot of promise in you. 283 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,369 What did you want me to do on tour? I mean, 284 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,589 aside from winning Elliot's fan base. 285 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,765 Similar to the signings yesterday, 286 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,160 but with readings. - Readings? 287 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,640 I just... I really hate public speaking, 288 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,557 so what if I just sign the books and let Elliot do the talking? 289 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,473 Well, there's also interviews and Q and A's... 290 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,649 Maybe we could come up with something 291 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,608 that doesn't end with me breaking out in hives 292 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,566 or freezing on stage. 293 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,569 It's just not very good for sales. 294 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,876 Well, I was told that your mother was at the reading. 295 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,966 She's a big draw. Maybe you'd be more comfortable 296 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,751 doing interviews with her? The press would eat it up. 297 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,582 This has been a great meeting. 298 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,368 Just really, you've given me a lot 299 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:10,327 to think about. Thank you. 300 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,245 Wow. Wow, I wasn't expecting that reaction. 301 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,552 - Cassie! - Yeah. 302 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,380 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to run out like that. 303 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,904 I'm very appreciative of everything 304 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:25,255 that you're trying to do for me. - I can imagine how overwhelming 305 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,257 this all seems, but we have to do something big 306 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,172 to get people to read your wonderful book. 307 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,870 Otherwise-- 308 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,784 I'm just another wannabe writer in a coffee shop. 309 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:54,284 - This should warm you up. - Thanks, Becca. 310 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,330 What's going on with you? 311 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,593 Nothing, why? 312 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:01,596 You just hung the sign upside-down. 313 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,338 - I'm so sorry. - And I heard you call 314 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,383 a customer by his correct name earlier. 315 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,342 I couldn't think of a funny name. 316 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,474 For Joe? That's 317 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,128 a softball name. Everything rhymes with it. 318 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,479 You know, I just... I have a lot of my mind. 319 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,828 The book? 320 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,788 - Yeah. - Yeah. 321 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,138 Ahem! 322 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,967 - What are you doing here? - Cassie! Please excuse 323 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,491 my rude barista. How can we help you? 324 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,885 I actually came to talk to the rude barista. 325 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,975 - This is the dragon writer. - Oh! 326 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,630 You didn't say he was cute. - Maybe I don't think he's cute. 327 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,763 Order anything you want. It's on us. 328 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,422 I like her. Can she do that? 329 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,338 That's my roommate, Becca. She owns the place, so yeah. 330 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,340 Look, I just wanted to come by 331 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,299 and apologize for what happened today at MacDonner Press. 332 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,041 - I did feel a little ambushed. - Yeah, 333 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,999 I could tell. I'm sorry, 334 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,870 I thought they would have given you a heads-up about the tour. 335 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,568 I appreciate the apology, 336 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,918 but you didn't have to come all the way down here to deliver it. 337 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:07,488 Well, I also have an ulterior motive. 338 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,055 I want you on this tour. 339 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:12,188 Oh, you want me to be your opening act? 340 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,799 Opening act, it's... You're funny. 341 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,410 Listen, I'm actually on the clock, 342 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542 so if you could just make it fast, whatever you have to say. 343 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:21,023 - As a barista? - Not all of us 344 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,157 were bestsellers by age 27, so some of us have to work. 345 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,116 - Aw, you googled me. - And you're stalking me. 346 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,814 How did you find me, by the way? 347 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,817 Is tracking one of your dragon powers? 348 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:36,778 Yeah. That and I asked Piper. Look, I think you that you have 349 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,736 a fresh approach to storytelling. 350 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,608 That's why I requested you to be on the tour. 351 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:44,307 Listen, the tour is an incredible opportunity-- 352 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:47,571 - But? - Nobody wants to hear from me. 353 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,052 The moment anyone finds out who my mom is, 354 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,054 I cease to exist as a person and much less a writer. 355 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,143 And I mean, come on, admit it, 356 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,058 that's why you wanted to tour with me, right? 357 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,017 To get closer to your literary hero? 358 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:02,195 OK, I admit that the thought might have crossed my mind, 359 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,588 but that's before I read your book and realized 360 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068 what a witty, original writer 361 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,027 you are, not just a barista 362 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,941 who is Jeannine Jordan's daughter. 363 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,944 Well, maybe I am a witty, original barista, too. 364 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,338 I imagine you're a lot more than that. 365 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,777 Listen, this is 366 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,736 where I'm gonna be tonight at 7. 367 00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,436 We're going over the details on the tour. 368 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,959 I hope I see you there. 369 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,151 - I don't think she's coming. - She'll be here. 370 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,763 Give her 5 minutes. 371 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,637 See? What did I tell you? 372 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,726 Listen, I am so sorry that I'm late. 373 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,772 I would actually blame the train, but it's my fault. 374 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,122 I almost let my nerves get the best of me. 375 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,212 - All my pleading worked then? - It's slow season 376 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,475 at the coffee shop, so the timing just worked out. 377 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,043 Coffee shops have slow seasons? 378 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,393 Can't tell you how excited we are for this awesome book tour! 379 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,004 - It's going to be epic. - It's going to be epic. 380 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:16,660 - Don't forget "awesome." - It's just a quick tour. Here, 381 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,402 Albany, Boston and Buffalo. - They love you in Buffalo. 382 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,361 - Me? - No, Elliot. 383 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,232 - Right. - Cassie, if you need anything, 384 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,104 I'll be your point person. So you give me a call, 385 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,498 it doesn't matter the time. - We reserved a rental car. 386 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,544 We're driving? I thought you were a best-selling author. 387 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,807 I have a dog, ands she prefers to drive. 388 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,201 - Your dog knows how to drive? - She's a very clever dog. 389 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,507 - Then why can't she fly? - If you would prefer 390 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,162 to fly, we can make arrangements or get you a driver. 391 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,469 I don't want to make anything overly complicated. 392 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,341 Great! Then you can ride with me. I'd enjoy the company. 393 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,170 - What about your dog? - Lousy conversationalist. 394 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,782 I love it! This is great PR. Plus you will have a chance 395 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,871 to get to know one another and trade 396 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:57,962 writing tips or whatever. - OK, I have one condition. 397 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,530 I already told them that your mom's not coming along 398 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,837 as a wingman. - Make that two conditions. 399 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,319 What he just said and I control the driving music. 400 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:10,410 OK, but I get to pick the road snacks. 401 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,848 Well, Mr. Somersby, looks like we have ourselves a deal. 402 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,720 When do we start? - Monday. 403 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,114 Monday as in two days from now Monday? 404 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,943 We're hoping to get ahead of any potential snowstorm. 405 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,424 It'll go fast. Before you know it, you'll both be back 406 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,209 and working on your next books! - Elliot, people are already 407 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,603 asking about that third book. 408 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:33,346 Oh yeah, the third book. It's the big finale. 409 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,131 Oh! And, Elliot, I also have 410 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,787 you down for... Blue fine-points for signing, 411 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,963 breath mints, 412 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,314 room temperature water, extra blankets for your room, 413 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577 concierge service. Anything else? 414 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,971 No, that's fine. Thank you. 415 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,668 What about you, Cassie? What do you need? 416 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,757 M and M's. No red ones. 417 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,151 "M and M's, no red ones." 418 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,501 I think that she's kidding. 419 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,461 - I don't understand. - Cassie thinks 420 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,202 that I'm a diva. - I didn't say that. 421 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:06,205 - But you thought it. - But I didn't say it. 422 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,555 I can already tell this tour is gonna be a success. 423 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,471 I'm tweeting out the dates now. - It is going to be-- 424 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,037 - Awesome. - Epic. 425 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,794 Do you think that I'm overpacking? 426 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,144 Not at all. 427 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,277 I've never been on a book tour, I don't really know 428 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,106 what I need. - You definitely need this. 429 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:39,847 It'll look way better on you than on me. 430 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,328 Maybe Elliot will like it. - I'm not interested 431 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,504 in what Elliot likes. - Mm-hmm. 432 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,332 He wasn't wearing a wedding ring. 433 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,899 - I don't care. - It would be interesting. 434 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,901 You going on tour to promote your breakup book 435 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,860 and then falling in love. 436 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,688 It could be your sequel! 437 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,256 I will take your sweater, but not your sequel. 438 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,044 OK. 439 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,264 Yeah, I think this is a two-person job. 440 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,963 I just... I can't... - Here, just... 441 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,967 - OK. - Yes! 442 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,577 Alright. 443 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,101 Three. - OK. Oh, my God! Oh no! 444 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,929 We're good. 445 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,323 - OK. - Great. 446 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,326 I packed it up. - Yeah, you did. 447 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,894 OK, OK. Hey, Mom! 448 00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,549 Right on time. - This reminds me 449 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:33,553 of the first time I sent you off for summer camp. 450 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,511 Oh, uh, smile! 451 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:36,730 Oh, wait. 452 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,343 Very funny, but we're gonna take another one. 453 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,258 I want a real picture. 454 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,869 This is a big deal. 455 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,742 OK, Mom, it's not prom. 456 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:51,701 No, this is better. 457 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,138 You are never gonna forget your first tour. 458 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:57,359 - Or my only tour. - Oh, Cassie, stop talking 459 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,753 like that. This is the first day of the rest 460 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,191 of your long, fabulous career. I want you to savour 461 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,845 every moment. 462 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,847 Mom, you didn't have to get me anything. 463 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,544 Your father gave that 464 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,677 to me on my first tour. 465 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,592 You should have it. 466 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:16,117 "Always write from the heart." 467 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,032 He'd be so proud of you. 468 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,948 Thanks, Mom. I love it. Come here. 469 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,780 OK, come here. 470 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:32,263 Sorry, am I interrupting? 471 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:35,310 Oh, uh, no. We're, uh... We're just saying goodbye. 472 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,052 I can wait in the car, if you want to take a minute. 473 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,750 - No, it's OK. - Alright. Let me get your bag. 474 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,884 Bags. Wow, you pack enough? 475 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,973 - I can pack more if you want. - No, no, 476 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:49,193 this'll be my... my workout for the tour. Ugh! 477 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,719 Well, I will miss you both. 478 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,765 Take lots of pictures. I'll put them on your fan site. 479 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:58,855 - I don't have a fan site. - You do now. 480 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,989 OK. 481 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,078 Bye! - Bye! 482 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,776 Have fun! Elliot, 483 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,388 don't drive too fast. 484 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,489 Oh, OK, so I need to get this out in the open. 485 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,752 Alright, I'm listening. 486 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,667 I know you're the big draw 487 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,451 and I'm the tag-along new writer, 488 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,149 but we're equals and despite my barista experience, 489 00:23:32,193 --> 00:23:34,282 I am not here to fetch your coffee or get you baked goods. 490 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:38,068 Never crossed my mind to have you fetch anything for me. 491 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:43,247 OK. Well then, drive on. Oh, I made a road trip playlist. 492 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,295 Aw! Is this your entourage? 493 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,602 - Yeah. That's Bungee. - Bungee? 494 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:53,388 Like jumping? - She was a bouncy puppy. 495 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,347 You are way less scary than bungee jumping. 496 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:59,046 So, is she the secret to your success? 497 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:01,309 You guessed it. She's the brains behind this operation. 498 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:03,267 Well, I hope that you get comfy, Bungee, 499 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:06,357 because it is going to be a long ride. 500 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,664 Actually, the first leg is pretty short. 501 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:10,623 You read the itinerary, right? 502 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,190 Oh, Piper sent that to me this morning, 503 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,149 but I didn't have a chance with all the packing. 504 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:17,107 I hope you packed a life jacket, 505 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:18,979 because they are throwing you in the deep end. 506 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,981 What do you mean? 507 00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,026 I don't want to go 508 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:25,115 in the deep end. I want to get out of the pool. 509 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,814 How can you be so calm? - You get used to it. 510 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,599 Piper! 511 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,384 - How are my favourite authors? - I think I'm gonna be sick! 512 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,517 You should do it now before you get on TV. 513 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,693 - You're not helping. - Just take a deep breath. 514 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:41,088 That's it. 515 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:43,612 And another one. - Now, when you get out there, 516 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:46,136 don't look in cameras. Just look at Samantha. 517 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,225 - Samantha? - The host. 518 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,445 She's gonna ask you about your book. Like what inspired it? 519 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,578 What's your routine? Easy stuff. 520 00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:54,580 Pretend like you're talking to one of your friends. 521 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:58,322 - One of my friends. Got it. - OK. 522 00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,368 You're ready for us? 523 00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:04,067 - OK. - Be good, Bungee. 524 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,939 How does he make everything look so easy? 525 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,071 That's Elliot. 526 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:10,639 I'll be just off camera. Don't forget to smile. 527 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:13,120 But not too smiley. 528 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:15,383 Smile but not too smiley. That makes perfect sense. 529 00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:19,300 Are you live tweeting the interview? 530 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:22,521 What? No, I'm just making some arrangements for Bungee. 531 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,134 You're gonna be OK. You just have to breathe. 532 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:29,789 Why does everyone keep reminding me to breathe? 533 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,878 Has anyone ever forgotten to breathe? Is that a thing? 534 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,097 - It's OK. - I'm gonna be right here 535 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,752 if you need me, OK? I got your back. 536 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:39,102 Elliot Somersby. It's been a while. 537 00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:40,756 Samatha Wallace, hi. How are you? 538 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,151 And you must be Cassandra Winslett. The interns cannot 539 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:47,720 stop talking about your book. - Oh. Well, good things, I hope. 540 00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:49,504 We all have a breakup story, am I right? 541 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,767 Elliot knows the drill. We're gonna start with a segment 542 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:54,117 on his book, and then we'll move on to you, Cassandra. 543 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,989 Sound good? - Mm-hmm. 544 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:59,601 Oh, you can call me Cassie. - Cassie it is. 545 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:04,388 I'm just trying to be myself. 546 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,390 OK. Here we go. 547 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:11,221 Welcome back. With me now is Elliot Somersby, 548 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,484 author of the best-selling {\an8} Dread Monarch Saga, 549 00:26:13,528 --> 00:26:16,966 and an exciting new writer, Cassie Winslett. 550 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:19,621 Let's start with you, Elliot. First of all, congratulations! 551 00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:22,189 Your second book is doing even better than the first. 552 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,844 How does that feel? - Can't lie, Samantha, 553 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,933 it feels pretty great. - And I know your fans 554 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:28,978 are eagerly awaiting the third book 555 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,199 in the trilogy. Any idea when we'll be able to see that? 556 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,288 Um, let's just say I'm working 557 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,333 very hard at giving it the ending that it deserves. 558 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:39,206 As for when you're gonna see it, 559 00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,643 well, I can't give away all my secrets now, can I? 560 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,820 And, Cassie, I assume 561 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,692 that there are no dragons in your book. 562 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,695 No dragons. 563 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:52,175 Although it is an adventure book, if you consider 564 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,874 everything that I did to get over my breakup an adventure. 565 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,616 I thought that the chapter where you go stand-up paddle 566 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,227 boarding is hilarious. Would you say 567 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:03,665 that {\an8}My Heartbreak Year is your Eat, Pray, Love? 568 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,885 Well, I did a lot of eating. 569 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:09,453 Um, though the "journey" 570 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,499 was local and definitely on a budget. 571 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,240 - So it's accessible? - Yeah. 572 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,938 - Pardon me? - Yes. 573 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:21,509 And, um... We've all had our heart broken. 574 00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:24,904 I know I've done my fair share of wallowing, 575 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,689 but I realized it's not about holding on 576 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,692 to the past, but your future and learning to love yourself 577 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,695 as you move forward. Sorry, I'm kind of rambling. 578 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:36,524 I'm a little nervous. - It's fine. The question 579 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:39,048 that we all want to know is: what does your mother 580 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:43,052 think about all of this? - My mother? 581 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,185 For those in the audience that don't know, 582 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:47,361 Cassie's mother is author Jeannine Jordan. 583 00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,319 And this is your first book, she must have had 584 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:53,106 tons of advice, right? - Um... Well... 585 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,937 ...we're very supportive of one another. 586 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,330 Great! 587 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,463 Well, it looks like we're 588 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,813 out of time. I'd love to thank my guests Elliot Somersby 589 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:07,250 and Cassandra Winslett for being here today. 590 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,078 Stay tuned. When we come back, 591 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:12,647 we are gonna learn how to grow tomatoes in the snow. 592 00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:19,262 Alright! Great job, guys! 593 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:22,178 I hope you have a great rest of your book tour. 594 00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:25,573 - Thank you. - Thank you. 595 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:28,619 I completely bombed that, Elliot. I'm sorry. 596 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:31,405 You know, if you wanna back out of touring with me, 597 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,190 I completely understand. - Hey, hey. It wasn't that bad. 598 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,976 Are you OK? 599 00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:39,108 Yeah. 600 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,154 I just... It's a lot. 601 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,202 Yah. Um... 602 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:48,291 I'm gonna head back to the Green Room 603 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,685 to make sure Bungee hasn't eaten any pillows or anything. 604 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,688 I heard there's a gift basket with our name on it, 605 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,517 so, you know, I could stress eat some candy right about now. 606 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,433 OK. 607 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,400 So, what did we get? 608 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,576 Oh, uh, a couple of mugs 609 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,057 and candy... 610 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:17,625 and copies of our own books. 611 00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,670 Ha! 612 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,803 Well, at least, we could sign each other's, 613 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,588 sell 'em online. 614 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,635 You know, I know we have 615 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,637 to do these interviews, but I don't have to like them. 616 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,206 Why? You got this. 617 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:35,599 Just... You know, growing up, 618 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,777 I was always sheltered from my mom's writer life. 619 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,779 And then when I was 10, my dad died 620 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:43,172 and the shield wasn't there anymore. 621 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:46,349 Oh. Sorry, that must've been hard. 622 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,874 It was. Especially on her. 623 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:51,572 I mean, suddenly, she's single 624 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:55,402 and juggling everything and... 625 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,534 You know, she is so impressive, 626 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,754 and I would happily talk about her all day long, 627 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,975 it's just it's everybody else. They want to pick us apart. 628 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:06,195 Is that maybe where the stage fright came from? 629 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:08,545 I guess so. 630 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,939 The fear of not living up to what came before? 631 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,854 I get it. 632 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:17,859 You know, growing up, 633 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,383 it didn't matter what I wrote, my teachers always compared 634 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:22,603 my work to my mom's. I mean, I was a kid! 635 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,866 Yet you still became a writer. 636 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,999 It's hereditary, I guess. 637 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:30,567 It's just I really want my book 638 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:33,048 to be my own voice, you know? I don't... 639 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:37,052 I don't want to be seen as the "kid of someone famous." 640 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:40,099 It's very important to me that I make my own way. 641 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:43,232 I mean, otherwise, what's the point if nobody's interested? 642 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,539 You make them interested. 643 00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:47,497 You're the writer, you tell the story. 644 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,196 Oh, is that some of your wizard wisdom? 645 00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,329 First of all, there's no wizards in my book. 646 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,288 You haven't read my book yet, have you? 647 00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:58,291 - What snacks did you bring? - Wow, 648 00:30:58,334 --> 00:31:00,989 nice pivot, great pivot. I'm gonna let this one go this time. 649 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:03,905 Come on, it's all beef jerky and potato chips! 650 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:06,125 There's some turkey jerky in there too. 651 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:08,301 Yeah, OK, wow. You have not been 652 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,216 on a road trip with a woman in a while, 653 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:12,609 have you? - Bungee would eat it. 654 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:15,003 Bungee would eat this grocery bag! 655 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,918 OK, we need to make a food stop. 656 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,747 OK, alright. You know what? 657 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,749 I know the perfect place. 658 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,541 Normally, we don't allow pets, 659 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,283 but it's slow and your dog is adorable. 660 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:37,765 Thank you. It's so cold outside, I really appreciate it. 661 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,376 And I'm also a fan. 662 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,859 Wow, where did you find this place? 663 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,861 On a list of places where all your fans work? 664 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,950 Actually, believe it or not, 665 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,519 I ate here three times a day for two days straight. 666 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,216 What? How did you do that? 667 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,001 I was on my first tour. 668 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,090 I was younger. I was trying to save money. 669 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,222 - Mm-hmm. - But you gotta admit, though, 670 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:03,095 the food is pretty good. - You're right, delicious, but-- 671 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:04,923 It's better than beef jerky. 672 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:08,883 But not dog treats. Right, Bungee? Hm, you want one? 673 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,234 Yeah, good girl. Yeah. - You two are cute together. 674 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:14,976 Yeah, well, we've been through a lot. 675 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,544 She was a congratulations for my first book. 676 00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:19,546 Oh. From your publisher? 677 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:23,202 No. From, uh... 678 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:26,466 from my ex-wife, Allison. 679 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:27,946 You know, sometimes I think 680 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,078 Bungee likes her more than she likes me. 681 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,211 Oh, why is she with you? 682 00:32:32,254 --> 00:32:34,561 I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry. 683 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:36,824 No. Road trips are fueled on gasoline and stories. 684 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:39,435 Well, I did spill my guts to you earlier. 685 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:44,353 Allison just recently moved to Buffalo. 686 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:47,617 She hasn't seen the dog for a few months. 687 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,532 Actually, since we've been divorced. 688 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:53,014 So I just... I thought it'd be nice if they saw each other. 689 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,799 Well, it's very amicable of you. 690 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,715 You know, I got the idea from you. 691 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:01,196 - What? - Yeah. 692 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,199 Your book, that chapter when you first see your ex? 693 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:07,028 Oh! When I do my first and only flash mob. 694 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,988 Yeah. That was really funny, by the way. 695 00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:13,730 And I guess I just... 696 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,732 I was thinking that maybe I could reconnect 697 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,473 and remain on good terms with her. 698 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,475 I just wrote it. 699 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:21,303 I didn't think anyone would be influenced by it. 700 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:24,176 Well, I was. So, thank you. 701 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,178 Sure. 702 00:33:28,789 --> 00:33:30,878 May I get you anything else? 703 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:32,923 Uh... no. 704 00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,969 We should hit the road if we want to get to Boston. 705 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,015 Be safe out there. They're saying a winter storm 706 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:40,627 is definitely gonna hit. - Should we be worried? 707 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,890 No. No. If there's anything to worry about, 708 00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:45,197 Julian and Piper will let us know. 709 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:03,606 Snow angels! 710 00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:07,001 I... I can't remember the last time I did that. 711 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,003 You want to make one, don't you? 712 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,223 Oh yeah, but it's not very professional. 713 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,792 - Oof! - Hahaha! 714 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,491 What are you waiting for? Come join me. 715 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,498 - Hi! - Hello! 716 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,413 - Busted! - Hi! 717 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:29,937 Mr. Somersby, I am so excited 718 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:32,026 to have you stay in my home. 719 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,984 Thank you. Thanks for having us. 720 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:36,204 - That's nice. - This is Cassie Winslett. 721 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:39,686 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you. 722 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:41,601 We don't normally do that. 723 00:34:41,644 --> 00:34:43,907 Oh, I've been tempted to do that myself. 724 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:46,301 Mr. Somersby-- 725 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:47,868 Please. Call me Elliot. 726 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,740 Oh, Elliot, would you come and sign 727 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,656 the guest registry, please? Otherwise, the gals 728 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,050 in the book club will never believe you stayed here. 729 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,139 - I'd be happy to, of course. - That's good. 730 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,141 I'll send my husband to get your bags. 731 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:02,404 Great, OK. I'm just gonna go grab Bungee. 732 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:05,103 You come on with me. 733 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,803 And this is your room. 734 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:13,067 - It's cozy. - And if you'll follow me, 735 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,504 Mr. Somersby, I have just the room for you. 736 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,812 It's right this way. 737 00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:28,387 - Hey, neighbour! - Hey. 738 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:31,129 I didn't take you for being a bed and breakfast kind of guy. 739 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,174 I just figured these places are a bit more dog friendly 740 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,959 than hotels. - Hey, is, uh... 741 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,874 is your room the size of a closet, too? 742 00:35:37,918 --> 00:35:40,964 Maybe like a walk-in closet. 743 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:46,013 You wanna check it out? - Ha! 744 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:52,324 Wow! This is amazing! 745 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,804 I think my room would fit in here four times. 746 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:58,243 - The B and B owner was a fan. - Yeah, clearly. 747 00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:00,158 Even Bungee's dog bed 748 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,942 is bigger than mine. - Yeah. 749 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,425 Tell you what, why don't we flip for the room. 750 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:09,210 Oh, come on, you're kidding. Only a crazy person would 751 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,821 risk giving this up. - Call it. 752 00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:14,302 I'm serious, call it. - Heads. 753 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,263 Heads! 754 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:22,745 Wow, must be your lucky day. 755 00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:26,445 Hey, thank you. 756 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:28,490 - For what? - The coin toss. 757 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:33,582 I saw that it was tails. - Was it? 758 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,106 Must have missed that. 759 00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,371 Come on. Enjoy the room. 760 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:54,821 - Hey... - Becca, hey. Are you busy? 761 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:58,085 No. I was hoping you'd call. How's it going with the writer? 762 00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:00,174 It's not at all what I expected. 763 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,263 He's so down to earth. 764 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,265 And we're actually staying at a bed and breakfast. 765 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:06,049 Were there no hotels available? 766 00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:08,965 That's the thing. No ego. We're staying here for his dog. 767 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:11,925 A bed and breakfast for his dog? 768 00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:15,015 How bad is it? You can tell me. 769 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:17,147 I mean, it's not trendy or anything, 770 00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:19,454 but it's traditional. 771 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:22,240 OK. You have to send me pictures. 772 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,285 OK. 773 00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:26,679 Oh, I gotta go. Have fun. 774 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,942 Perfect! 775 00:37:56,796 --> 00:38:00,495 Elliot, are you in there? 776 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,889 Uh, yeah. 777 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,328 Hey. - Hey. 778 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,288 Listen, are you hungry? The B and B host brought up 779 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,202 a lot of food that I'm pretty sure was meant for you. 780 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,640 Um... 781 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:16,859 yeah. Sure. 782 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:18,731 Stay. 783 00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,648 Stay. 784 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,435 - She's a really big fan. - Wow! 785 00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:30,308 Ha! Ha! I think we better enjoy this 786 00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:32,962 before she finds out I didn't start book 3 yet. 787 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:35,748 You haven't? But you seemed so confident about it 788 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,228 in the interviews. Wait, does Gwendolyn know? 789 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:40,666 Uh... actually, 790 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:42,972 you're the first person I've ever told. 791 00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:45,279 Oh. It's gotta be weird, 792 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,586 knowing it's your last book. 793 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:51,285 Can I be honest with you? 794 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,158 Like a writer to writer thing? 795 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,378 I think that I'm avoiding writing 796 00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:01,251 because once I finish, who am I? 797 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:03,428 You're the guy who wrote a huge book series. 798 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,560 Yeah, sure, 799 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:09,477 but what if I can't write anything like that again? 800 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:11,871 I don't want to be a one-hit wonder. 801 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,481 Technically, it would be three hits. 802 00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:16,528 - You know what I mean. - Yeah. 803 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,660 I don't want to be 804 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:21,533 known as just the "dragon" writer. 805 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:24,753 Come on, you don't really see yourself that way, do you? 806 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:28,191 I didn't see myself... 807 00:39:28,235 --> 00:39:30,324 I didn't see myself being divorced, 808 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,195 and that happened a year ago. 809 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,415 So between that 810 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:37,897 and the series coming to an end, it's just... 811 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,639 It's a lot of change. 812 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:43,076 Yeah. 813 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,122 Well, what a pair we make, huh? 814 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:49,387 You've got writer's block and my entire future is on the line. 815 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,434 - At least we won't go hungry. - Yeah. 816 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,741 That's for sure. 817 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:49,751 Cassie? Cassie, are you awake? 818 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,798 Uh, yeah. 819 00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:55,888 I'll be right there. 820 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,803 Coming! 821 00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,763 Come on, Bungee! 822 00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,852 Bungee! Bungee! Bungee! 823 00:41:03,896 --> 00:41:07,290 Hi! Hey, good morning, Bungee. 824 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,944 And Elliot. - Morning. 825 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,859 I was just about to take Bungee for a walk. 826 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:12,382 I was gonna get a coffee. Do you want one? 827 00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,515 - Yeah, sure. Thank you. - Alright. 828 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,778 Now, let's go for a walk. Come on. 829 00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,433 Wow, she loves you. 830 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,740 Yeah. Hey, you know, why don't I 831 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:23,655 take her for a walk, and you could go get the coffees. 832 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:25,395 Ah, no. I couldn't ask that of you. 833 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,615 Ah, yeah, hey. She and I are pals now. 834 00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:30,575 Seriously. Besides, I could use a blast of cold air 835 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,751 in the face to help wake me up. I was 836 00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:35,405 up late last night... working. 837 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:38,583 Wow! Well, I wish I could say the same. 838 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:41,411 Uh, OK, sure. 839 00:41:41,455 --> 00:41:44,545 Oh, just a quick word of warning: squirrels. 840 00:41:44,589 --> 00:41:48,244 Beware of them. - OK. Watch out for squirrels. 841 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:50,159 OK. OK, come on. 842 00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:00,822 Oh! No, to the right! 843 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:03,390 To the right! Ooh! 844 00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:14,880 - She saw a squirrel? - Yeah, she saw a squirrel. 845 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:17,012 Sorry. 846 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:20,886 Bungee! Oh, I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. 847 00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:24,846 All over you. Uh, you've got a little... 848 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:34,029 Oh! 849 00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:38,120 I have to, uh... 850 00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:40,079 I gotta take this. - Yeah, yeah, 851 00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,472 of course. - Hi, Ally, 852 00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:44,518 Yeah, yeah. 853 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,694 No, Bungee is... She's good. 854 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:49,305 Yeah, she's getting plenty of exercise. 855 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:53,396 OK. Alright, bye. 856 00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:59,620 Uh... We just got our first review. 857 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,362 - How much do they love you? - Oh, this is not me. 858 00:43:02,405 --> 00:43:04,582 This is you. - Mine? 859 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:08,107 Yeah. It looks like this book tour is... it's paying off. 860 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:11,110 Oh! Well, I mean, 861 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:13,373 I know reviews are subjective and everything, 862 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:16,637 so I don't really care, but... what does it say? 863 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:19,727 Do they like it? Please tell me they like it. 864 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:22,425 It's from the {\an8}Times Book Review, 865 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,384 and yeah, they love it. 866 00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:26,429 I quote, 867 00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,867 "Cassandra Winslett's honest account 868 00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:31,086 of moving on had me in tears of laughter." 869 00:43:31,130 --> 00:43:33,045 It also says, "New writer Winslett 870 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:35,569 is the voice for women under 35!" 871 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,658 I'm so relieved! 872 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:41,575 You deserve it. You do. 873 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,838 Looks like somebody else has read your review. 874 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:46,449 Yeah. Becca is asking me 875 00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:49,322 if she can post my review. 876 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,977 Piper is so excited that she's flying up for the readings. 877 00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:56,764 And they're both requesting more pictures for the fan site. 878 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:58,723 Really? Well, I can help with that. 879 00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:00,202 Yeah. 880 00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:02,074 A photo of you reading your first 881 00:44:02,117 --> 00:44:03,641 congratulatory texts. 882 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,078 Hahaha! 883 00:44:06,121 --> 00:44:07,949 Oh, hey, it's my mom. 884 00:44:07,993 --> 00:44:10,648 Oh, yeah, we'll... we're gonna give you some privacy. 885 00:44:10,691 --> 00:44:12,867 - OK. - OK. Congratulations. 886 00:44:12,911 --> 00:44:15,261 - Thanks. - Come on. 887 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,306 Hey, Mom! Did you read the review? 888 00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:20,309 I did. I knew they were going to love you. 889 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:22,311 Oh, I can't believe it. 890 00:44:24,226 --> 00:44:26,620 It's time that you start to see that, too. 891 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,448 Thanks, Mom. 892 00:44:28,491 --> 00:44:31,799 Now, go out there and own that tour. 893 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,508 "...as the wounded dragon flew through the air 894 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:49,208 for what might be the last time." 895 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,601 Thank you. 896 00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:52,994 Thanks. 897 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,651 OK, I warmed them up for you. - You can just stay up there. 898 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,045 Oh, you got this. Come on, go! Go, go, go! 899 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,136 - Good job. - Hi! 900 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,529 This is my first time 901 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:09,402 reading in front of a crowd. 902 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:12,361 I'm not as skilled as Mr. Dragon here. 903 00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:17,715 I, um... I wrote this book after having my heart broken. 904 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,894 "After the breakup, I got tired of seeing my puffy eyes 905 00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:25,766 "and messy hair in the mirror, so I decided to stop feeling 906 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:28,813 "sorry for myself and start living. First, 907 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:31,119 "I made a list of all the things I'd always wanted to do. 908 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:34,949 And then second, I decided to take a year and do them all." 909 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:42,391 Thank you. Thank you so much. 910 00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:53,359 Thank you. 911 00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:57,189 I think my reading actually put people to sleep. 912 00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:59,017 I think I put myself to sleep. 913 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,323 Listen, if you can learn French, 914 00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:03,369 run a marathon and do all those other things 915 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:05,588 you wrote about, you can definitely conquer this. 916 00:46:05,632 --> 00:46:08,026 I really believe that. - If you say so. 917 00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:10,811 Besides, they don't look asleep 918 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:13,466 to me. 919 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:19,646 Hi. 920 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:21,300 Oh. 921 00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:25,217 Thanks. 922 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:36,228 Alright, so because 923 00:46:36,271 --> 00:46:38,404 public speaking in pretty much unavoidable, 924 00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,754 I think that we should work on your stage fright. 925 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,017 Is it unavoidable? I mean, 926 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,106 I won't tell if you want to do all the talking. 927 00:46:45,150 --> 00:46:48,240 Two words: book deal. 928 00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:52,244 OK, fine. You're right. It's just I need to practice. 929 00:46:52,287 --> 00:46:53,811 Why not right now? 930 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:57,945 Ladies and gentlemen, the Bard of Breakups, 931 00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:01,079 Cassie Winslett! Oh, my God! Hey! 932 00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:05,648 Alright, so you're on the stage. You go up to the mic. 933 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,694 What's the first thing that you say? 934 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:12,090 Hello? Howdy? 935 00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:15,136 "Howdy"? Seriously? 936 00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:17,138 I don't know. It is way different 937 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,010 doing it in front of a group of strangers 938 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,968 than it is with you and Bungee and the open road. 939 00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:23,492 The audience is there for you. They're on your side. 940 00:47:25,103 --> 00:47:26,669 Try this. Close your eyes. 941 00:47:26,713 --> 00:47:29,368 {\an8} - Brace yourself, Albany, 942 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:31,674 {\an8}the next week looks to be a snowy one 943 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:34,721 {\an8}as a winter storm blows down from the north. 944 00:47:34,764 --> 00:47:37,419 {\an8}Now, let's return to our music.- OK, now I am worried. 945 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:39,987 Oh, I think we're gonna get ahead of it. 946 00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:42,337 Forget about the weather for a minute. 947 00:47:42,381 --> 00:47:46,037 OK, close your eyes. Alright, you're on stage. 948 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,908 Now, picture speaking 949 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:51,172 to all of your favourite people. 950 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:03,663 Elliot's never agreed to tour with anyone before. 951 00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:05,970 - He hasn't? - Nope. 952 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,494 As outgoing as he is on stage, he's actually really private. 953 00:48:08,537 --> 00:48:11,105 He's all about his writing and his dog. 954 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,064 Julian and I even took bets on when he'd request 955 00:48:13,107 --> 00:48:15,893 to start driving alone. - Thank you. 956 00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,112 Before I start, I just want to take a moment 957 00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,419 and introduce a good friend of mine, 958 00:48:20,462 --> 00:48:22,290 Cassie Winslett. 959 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:24,902 Cassie just released a fantastic new memoir. 960 00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:26,947 I think 961 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,167 you should hear from her before you hear 962 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:30,733 from me. 963 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,648 What do you say? Would you like her to read 964 00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:34,912 a passage from her book, {\an8} My Heartbreak Year? 965 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,957 Come on. 966 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,656 Cassie Winslett, everyone! 967 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:43,137 Just go on like we practiced. 968 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,096 - Mm-hmm. - Close your eyes. 969 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:47,576 Picture all your favourite people. 970 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:58,979 "It wasn't that he was the love of my life. 971 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:02,026 "He wasn't even one of those great loves that you read about 972 00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:04,376 "or see in the movies. 973 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,334 "It was that he loved me 974 00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:08,293 "at a moment when I thought I needed it. 975 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:14,342 "But it was after he broke up with me 976 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:17,302 "on my birthday... 977 00:49:19,130 --> 00:49:21,349 "...that I realized it wasn't his love 978 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:24,004 that I needed, but my own." 979 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,444 That was great. 980 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:41,021 You know, full confession: that wasn't so bad. 981 00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:42,980 I'm gonna be your opening act pretty soon. 982 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:46,418 I highly doubt that. Nothing prepared me for reading 983 00:49:46,461 --> 00:49:48,637 my own words in front of a roomful of strangers 984 00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:50,639 and having them "get" it. What a rush! 985 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,904 Becca said that my social media following 986 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:56,732 is starting to grow since the review, 987 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:59,300 and some people are even posting pictures from the reading! 988 00:49:59,344 --> 00:50:02,651 - Hashtag "Way to go." - I know I'm being obnoxious. 989 00:50:02,695 --> 00:50:05,785 It's just... it's so unreal. - No, you're not. 990 00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:08,135 we should go celebrate. - We have to be in Buffalo 991 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:10,355 by the end of the night. - We can make a detour. 992 00:50:10,398 --> 00:50:13,140 - What about the storm? - What storm? 993 00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:16,796 Come on, what do you say? 994 00:50:16,839 --> 00:50:18,885 OK. 995 00:50:18,928 --> 00:50:24,021 Alright. Oh, maybe... don't tell Piper. 996 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:32,377 Bye, Piper. - We'll see you in Buffalo! 997 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:47,000 So I noticed that there was no winter activities 998 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,089 in your many breakup adventures, 999 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:51,091 so today we're going snowshoeing. 1000 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:53,528 Oh! That's awesome, I've never done that before. Is it hard? 1001 00:50:53,572 --> 00:50:56,488 No, it's easy. We even got a doggie daycare for Bungee. 1002 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:58,229 Nice! 1003 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:04,496 - So, what do you think? - Yeah, it's fun. 1004 00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,628 Hey, you wanna race? - I don't know how far 1005 00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:09,022 we're gonna get. - It's OK. Ready? Go! 1006 00:51:11,024 --> 00:51:12,199 Whoa! 1007 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:16,595 Thanks. 1008 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:20,903 Yeah. 1009 00:51:23,906 --> 00:51:26,083 - Ready? - Yeah. 1010 00:51:29,434 --> 00:51:32,785 Hey, Becca. 1011 00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:35,266 Did you get the photos I sent? We just went snowshoeing. 1012 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:38,138 Yes. Are all book tours like this? 1013 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:41,359 If they are, I never wanna come home. 1014 00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:44,188 Oh, here comes Elliot. I gotta go. Tell everyone I said hi. 1015 00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:46,103 OK. Bye. 1016 00:51:48,496 --> 00:51:50,542 Oh! 1017 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:53,153 Wow, only 17 texts from Piper wondering 1018 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:55,634 where we are. - Yeah. Well, 6 from Julian. 1019 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:58,463 He says that the snowstorm is definitely heading our way. 1020 00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:00,378 OK, come on. 1021 00:52:00,421 --> 00:52:02,031 Come on, Bungee. 1022 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:09,735 Looks like we didn't get ahead of the storm. 1023 00:52:09,778 --> 00:52:12,912 Should I text Piper, tell her we'll be there tomorrow? 1024 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:18,222 Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 1025 00:52:18,265 --> 00:52:19,658 OK. 1026 00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:30,625 Hey! We're in luck, 1027 00:52:30,669 --> 00:52:32,627 we got the last cabin. It's a two-bedroom, two-bath. 1028 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,195 They're getting it ready now. - I would sleep in a tub 1029 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,284 if it got us out of this storm. 1030 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,894 OK. 1031 00:52:38,938 --> 00:52:41,810 Alright. Come on, Bungee. Let's get the bags. 1032 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,648 You know, I gotta say, between the fire and the gift basket, 1033 00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:56,738 being snowed in is not that bad. 1034 00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,001 Yeah, well, the owner's daughter is apparently a fan. 1035 00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,440 Really? I should send her a thank you. 1036 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:05,269 Of mine. 1037 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:07,445 That's great! 1038 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:10,448 Really, way to go. - Thanks. Yeah. 1039 00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:12,754 You know, I actually make a killer hot chocolate. 1040 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:14,756 Oh yeah? Is that one 1041 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,628 of your many skills you learned on your breakup adventures? 1042 00:53:16,671 --> 00:53:20,501 It is actually. I ended up taking a chocolate-making class 1043 00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:22,416 and a cheese-making class, but not at the same time. 1044 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:25,114 Haha! Well, I don't know if you know this, 1045 00:53:25,158 --> 00:53:27,334 but I make a pretty mean cup of hot chocolate myself. 1046 00:53:27,378 --> 00:53:30,598 Are you suggesting a cocoa cook-off? 1047 00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:33,166 I might be. What do you say? 1048 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:36,038 Challenge accepted. 1049 00:53:36,082 --> 00:53:37,649 You're going down. - I don't think so. 1050 00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:45,265 - {\an8}Is yours ready? - Alright. 1051 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,050 No peeking, 'cause this is a secret recipe. 1052 00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,053 OK. Hey, eyes on your own pot. 1053 00:53:53,969 --> 00:53:57,059 So, have you been thinking about a second book yet? 1054 00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,105 Well, I have a notebook full of ideas, 1055 00:53:59,148 --> 00:54:01,020 but I'm not sure I like any of them. 1056 00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:03,283 There's got to be one idea in there that you like. 1057 00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:04,763 Well, they're all fiction and-- 1058 00:54:04,806 --> 00:54:05,720 Your mom writes fiction. 1059 00:54:07,896 --> 00:54:10,247 You know, 1060 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:12,205 you can't run away from who you are. 1061 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,426 I'm just not sure I'm up for all the comparison. 1062 00:54:15,469 --> 00:54:19,517 Something tells me that you can handle almost anything. 1063 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,607 Well, I think that my hot chocolate is ready. 1064 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:24,609 Yeah. Mine too. 1065 00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:26,524 Prepare to be wowed. 1066 00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:34,619 You know, we're always gonna be compared to someone. 1067 00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:37,578 I'm competing against myself every time I write a new book. 1068 00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,798 Yeah. How's that going, by the way? 1069 00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:43,062 It isn't. 1070 00:54:43,105 --> 00:54:46,326 It will. I believe in you. 1071 00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:48,807 You know, I think I'm gonna wait for the book tour to end 1072 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:50,852 before I decide my next move. 1073 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,811 I think it's important 1074 00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:54,639 to remember that you're creating your own name here. 1075 00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:57,598 In the future, there's gonna be a whole new generation 1076 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,731 of readers who know Jeannine Jordan only 1077 00:54:59,774 --> 00:55:02,342 as Cassie Winslett's mom. 1078 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,431 Ever thought about becoming a motivational speaker? 1079 00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:06,346 - Well... - Haha! 1080 00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:09,175 Alright, why don't we switch and drink? 1081 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,872 - Sure. - Alright. 1082 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,745 Oh, wait, wait. Hold on. 1083 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:22,362 Mmm! Is that peppermint? 1084 00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:24,321 Very good. 1085 00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:30,501 Spicy! - Oh yeah. I put cinnamon in it 1086 00:55:30,544 --> 00:55:33,155 and then just a dash of cayenne. 1087 00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,809 You know, I actually think I like yours better. 1088 00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,942 I think I prefer yours. 1089 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:39,814 Alright, should we call it a draw? 1090 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:42,687 Well, there are no losers when it comes to hot chocolate. 1091 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:45,472 Cheers. 1092 00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:55,613 Hey, buddy. 1093 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,192 Shh... Shh... 1094 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:14,675 Shh... 1095 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:02,636 Yeah, we got held up by the storm, but we should 1096 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,204 be there this afternoon. You'll have plenty of time 1097 00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:09,034 to see her. Yes, Ally, I'll call you when we get there. 1098 00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:11,776 OK, bye. 1099 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:13,517 Hey! - Hey. 1100 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,780 Morning, sleepyhead. 1101 00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,912 I fell asleep on you, didn't I? 1102 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:19,914 Yeah. Just when I was telling you a pivotal 1103 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:22,482 plot point in my new book. - Are you serious? 1104 00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:25,093 No. No, I... 1105 00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:28,488 I wish. - Thank you for this by the way. 1106 00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:31,491 Yeah, well, that wasn't me. That was the dog. 1107 00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:33,972 Oh. Well, that was very kind of you, Bungee. 1108 00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:39,281 You just looked so cozy, I didn't want to wake you. 1109 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,461 The roads are all clear, 1110 00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:46,506 so we should be good to get back to civilization now. 1111 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:50,292 Oh. Well, I kind of like it here. 1112 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:53,208 It won't take me long to get ready. 1113 00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,952 I like it here, too. 1114 00:58:00,128 --> 00:58:02,609 Come on, Bungee. 1115 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,702 Come on, Bungee! 1116 00:58:17,711 --> 00:58:20,453 I bet it's Piper asking for our ETA. 1117 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,238 And it's Piper asking 1118 00:58:23,282 --> 00:58:25,414 for an ETA. 1119 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,547 Hey, Piper, what's up? We were just talking about you. 1120 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:29,854 Are you close? We've got a full day ahead. 1121 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:32,596 Unless Elliot suddenly decides to drive like a grandmother, 1122 00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:35,294 we should be there in about 30 minutes. 1123 00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:41,561 No more detours. - We'll come straight there, 1124 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,781 I promise. 1125 00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:49,874 What? Do I have something on my face? 1126 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:52,529 - You've been reading my book. - How do you know that? 1127 00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:58,273 So, what do you think? 1128 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:00,319 I've been waiting very impatiently for your thoughts. 1129 00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,016 Really? Mine? 1130 00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:03,583 Of course. I respect your opinion. 1131 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,411 Well, I haven't finished it yet. 1132 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:07,935 Alright, well, what do you think so far? 1133 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,764 It's... 1134 00:59:10,808 --> 00:59:13,767 inventive and artistic. 1135 00:59:13,811 --> 00:59:16,291 And what really surprises me is how realistic 1136 00:59:16,335 --> 00:59:17,597 the characters are. 1137 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:19,773 Like the queen, um... 1138 00:59:19,817 --> 00:59:22,080 - Klar-Al. - Klar-Al. 1139 00:59:22,123 --> 00:59:24,865 Even she's faced with really hard decisions, like leaving 1140 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,128 the dragon's lair, you understand why she has to go. 1141 00:59:27,172 --> 00:59:28,869 You do? 1142 00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:31,219 Yeah, of course. I would do the same thing. 1143 00:59:31,263 --> 00:59:33,308 I mean, she can never reach the height of her powers 1144 00:59:33,352 --> 00:59:35,615 in the dragon's world. - Yeah, I never really thought 1145 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:39,227 of it that way. - She's inspired by her ex. 1146 00:59:39,271 --> 00:59:41,142 Yeah, and I'm the dragon she left behind. 1147 00:59:41,186 --> 00:59:44,319 I don't see you as a dragon. - Well, you haven't seen me 1148 00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:47,322 when I'm hungry. - Haha! Stop. 1149 00:59:47,366 --> 00:59:50,021 You know, I don't know 1150 00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:52,676 what you have planned next, but I would have 1151 00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:55,113 all of the main characters travel back on their own, 1152 00:59:55,156 --> 00:59:57,158 instead of forcing them back together. 1153 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:59,030 It could make for a more dynamic ending. 1154 00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:01,902 It's not a bad idea. 1155 01:00:14,523 --> 01:00:17,396 - Oh, we're so glad you're here. - We were getting worried. 1156 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,224 Welcome, Mr. Somersby. 1157 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,400 I'll be taking care of your dog during your stay. 1158 01:00:21,443 --> 01:00:23,663 I've been given a complete run-down on her feeding 1159 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:26,666 and her exercise program. There is a dog bed 1160 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:29,626 and blankets waiting in the room. She's in good hands. 1161 01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,497 Great. Thank you so much. 1162 01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:32,672 Now I understand your list. 1163 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:34,674 Extra blankets, water; 1164 01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:36,981 Bungee is the diva, not you. 1165 01:00:37,024 --> 01:00:39,810 - You figured it out. - OK, Bungee, let's go. 1166 01:00:39,853 --> 01:00:42,247 We have an appointment at the doggie day spa. Come on! 1167 01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:44,553 - Hmm, I want a spa appointment. - I don't think 1168 01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:47,513 there's gonna be time for that. - There's been some changes 1169 01:00:47,556 --> 01:00:50,603 to the itinerary. - In addition to the signing, 1170 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,605 we've also added a radio interview. And then there's 1171 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,781 the Q and A at the university tonight. We have to make up 1172 01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:58,089 for lost time. - Also congratulations, Elliot. 1173 01:00:58,132 --> 01:01:00,395 - For what? - You've been awarded 1174 01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:04,704 the American Publishers' Author of the Year Award. 1175 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:06,924 The reception is in New York in two weeks. 1176 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:09,317 - Elliot, that's huge! - OK, 1177 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:11,145 go freshen up. We'll meet back here in 45 minutes. 1178 01:01:11,189 --> 01:01:13,365 - They'll get your bags. - OK. 1179 01:01:19,806 --> 01:01:22,853 Alright, you guys, I ask all my guests 1180 01:01:22,896 --> 01:01:24,811 to join me in the Book Chat Speed Round. 1181 01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,813 Now, the rules are very, very simple. 1182 01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,815 Answer as many questions as you can 1183 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,861 in under one minute. Are you ready? 1184 01:01:30,904 --> 01:01:33,777 - Sure. - OK, we're setting the timer. 1185 01:01:33,820 --> 01:01:36,344 And... where do you like to write? 1186 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:38,433 My best friend's coffee shop, Brewed by Becca 1187 01:01:38,477 --> 01:01:40,087 in Princeton, New Jersey! - Elliot? 1188 01:01:40,131 --> 01:01:42,568 Usually my laptop. 1189 01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:45,353 - Oh, come on! - That's not a real answer. 1190 01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:47,965 OK, favourite book that you've read most recently? 1191 01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:50,315 {\an8}My Hearbreak Year 1192 01:01:50,358 --> 01:01:53,100 by Cassie Winslett. - Is that another joke answer? 1193 01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:54,928 No. I've read it multiple times. 1194 01:01:54,972 --> 01:01:58,105 - You have? - OK. Off that answer, 1195 01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,759 what do you like most about each other's writing? 1196 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,979 Uh, his imagination. 1197 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:04,851 She makes me want to be a better writer. 1198 01:02:07,549 --> 01:02:10,378 And that's our speed round. I honestly don't know 1199 01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:12,641 if we could've topped that last answer anyway. 1200 01:02:12,685 --> 01:02:15,035 I'd like to give a huge thank you 1201 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:17,342 to Cassie Winslett and Elliot Somersby. 1202 01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:19,257 Thank you guys so much for coming on. 1203 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:22,826 - Thanks for having us. - And we're off. 1204 01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:26,438 Thanks. That was a blast. 1205 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:28,483 I'm sorry, I just gotta return this call. 1206 01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:29,963 Yeah. 1207 01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:35,534 That was really incredible what you said, 1208 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,579 but you have your own book to promote, 1209 01:02:37,623 --> 01:02:39,581 you don't have to pretend to be into mine. 1210 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,627 I didn't. I meant every word of it. 1211 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:44,282 - Really? - Yeah. 1212 01:02:44,325 --> 01:02:46,153 But I do have 1213 01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:49,940 to go. I'm late. I gotta drop Bungee off to Allison. 1214 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,724 But I'll see you at the Q and A? - Mm-hmm. 1215 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,858 Great! 1216 01:02:54,901 --> 01:02:57,077 I can't wait to send these pictures to your roommate. 1217 01:02:57,121 --> 01:03:00,211 - You and Becca are friends?! - Oh yeah, we text all the time. 1218 01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:02,387 She reached out about your website, and now 1219 01:03:02,430 --> 01:03:04,563 we're constantly trading photos. The three of us should have 1220 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:06,565 a girl's night when we get back. - Yeah, sure. 1221 01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,567 Where did Elliot go? 1222 01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:12,223 Oh! He went to go see his ex. She wants to see the dog. 1223 01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:14,007 Huh. 1224 01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:16,314 What does "huh" mean? 1225 01:03:16,357 --> 01:03:18,490 I'm just really impressed that they get along. 1226 01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:22,015 I mean, he was crushed when she left. I think he blames himself. 1227 01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:25,105 Oh. How did it end? 1228 01:03:25,149 --> 01:03:28,021 He spent more time working on his book 1229 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:30,067 than his relationship, and one succeeded and one failed. 1230 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,330 I guess it's just how it goes. 1231 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:34,419 Let's get a coffee. 1232 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:42,470 Alright, we have time for a few more questions. 1233 01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:45,473 You in the second row. - This question is for Cassie. 1234 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,824 Which adventure was your favourite and which was 1235 01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:49,913 the hardest to do? - Which adventure was 1236 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:52,350 my favourite? 1237 01:03:54,265 --> 01:03:56,876 I'm gonna answer your second question first. 1238 01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,358 The hardest was going out to dinner by myself. 1239 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:02,316 I don't mean just sitting at a bar 1240 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,492 scrolling through your phone trying to look busy, alone. 1241 01:04:04,536 --> 01:04:07,539 You all know what I'm talking about. 1242 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:10,368 I challenged myself to go out to dinner, 1243 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:12,892 to sit at a table with no book, and no phone, 1244 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:15,025 and just enjoy being there. 1245 01:04:15,068 --> 01:04:17,462 Which was surprisingly difficult. 1246 01:04:17,505 --> 01:04:20,552 But it also became my favourite adventure. 1247 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:24,034 I appreciated the food more, I made friends with strangers, 1248 01:04:24,077 --> 01:04:26,906 and, most importantly, 1249 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:30,518 I felt good about myself. I challenge you all to try it. 1250 01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,133 Well, I have one more question. 1251 01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,048 Elliot, 1252 01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:40,093 it's my understanding that after the signing tonight, 1253 01:04:40,137 --> 01:04:41,921 this is the end of the book tour-- 1254 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:44,968 Yeah. Yeah. It went by fast. 1255 01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:47,753 Yeah, it did. 1256 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:50,582 - What do you plan to do after? - Write. 1257 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:54,629 I mean, you're all waiting for the third book, right? 1258 01:04:59,112 --> 01:05:01,158 Anything you want to tell us about your final book? 1259 01:05:03,116 --> 01:05:06,511 As someone who just finished reading his second book, 1260 01:05:06,554 --> 01:05:08,948 I'm not even thinking about a third. 1261 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:11,168 I'm gonna read the first and second book over again. 1262 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,431 Who's with me? 1263 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:19,741 Cassie Winslett and Elliot Somersby! 1264 01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:23,963 Thank you for the save. 1265 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,791 I owed you one. 1266 01:05:28,359 --> 01:05:31,579 That was a long day. Well done, everyone. 1267 01:05:31,623 --> 01:05:34,278 - Who wants to celebrate? - Actually, I was... 1268 01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:36,367 I was gonna show Cassie around the city. 1269 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:39,457 That's OK, we can go together. 1270 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,068 Julian, we should go. We have a lot of work to do still. 1271 01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:44,418 - We do? - Yeah. 1272 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,899 Sure. We have tons of work. Have fun, you two. 1273 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,858 Let go. Let me know where you are. 1274 01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:51,991 - Julian! - OK. You can pin it 1275 01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:53,950 on the phone. There's a setting for pinning. 1276 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:06,223 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 1277 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:09,095 but I don't want this book tour to end. 1278 01:06:10,749 --> 01:06:12,490 Neither do I. 1279 01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:19,540 - I've been thinking-- - Yeah, so have I. 1280 01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:21,934 - You go first. - No. You, please. 1281 01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:26,765 I think I'm gonna stick around here for a little while. 1282 01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:28,767 I want to give Allison 1283 01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:30,987 and Bungee just some more time together. 1284 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:33,337 Yeah, I totally understand. 1285 01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:36,514 That's very... responsible. 1286 01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:43,738 Allison asked me to drop Bungee off tomorrow morning. 1287 01:06:43,782 --> 01:06:46,654 So, I... I won't see you tomorrow. 1288 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:53,748 This is... this is our last night together. 1289 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:55,185 Oh. 1290 01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:01,191 I'm sorry, what was it that you wanted to say to me? 1291 01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:04,455 Uh, I was just... gonna say... 1292 01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:07,849 ...that I'm starving, 1293 01:07:07,893 --> 01:07:09,982 and we should have a farewell meal. 1294 01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:13,855 Yeah. I'd love that. 1295 01:07:13,899 --> 01:07:18,295 Yeah, I would love that, too. 1296 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,558 - Hey, Cassie. - Yeah? 1297 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,302 Thank you 1298 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:27,434 for making this the best tour that I've ever had. 1299 01:07:31,699 --> 01:07:33,832 Let's go eat. 1300 01:07:52,677 --> 01:07:56,159 Hello? 1301 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:59,684 Becca? Is anyone here? 1302 01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:04,732 What?! 1303 01:08:04,776 --> 01:08:06,691 Oh, welcome home, sweetheart! 1304 01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:09,215 - What is all this? - It's your Welcome Home Party! 1305 01:08:09,259 --> 01:08:11,391 I can't believe you did all this. 1306 01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:13,524 - It was your mom's idea. - You were so nervous about 1307 01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:16,527 the tour, and then you went out and you won over everyone. 1308 01:08:16,570 --> 01:08:18,529 I am so happy for you. - Thanks, Mom. 1309 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:20,574 Your social media's on fire. You have 1310 01:08:20,618 --> 01:08:23,534 to check out your website. - Oh. 1311 01:08:23,577 --> 01:08:25,623 So, some are the ones you sent me 1312 01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,191 and others, your fans tagged. 1313 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:31,237 And the rest came from Piper. - Oh, that one, 1314 01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:34,153 that's my favourite. 1315 01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:36,982 I don't even recognize myself. 1316 01:08:37,025 --> 01:08:39,637 Well, that's because you don't see what we see. 1317 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,770 OK, I'm gonna get us something to drink. 1318 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:47,819 This one is my favourite. 1319 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:56,262 That was from the last night of the tour. 1320 01:08:56,306 --> 01:08:58,395 You fell in love, didn't you? 1321 01:08:58,438 --> 01:09:02,050 - I didn't mean to. - We never do. 1322 01:09:02,094 --> 01:09:04,183 Do you want to talk about it? - No. 1323 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:06,707 No, there's nothing to talk about. He's uh... 1324 01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:08,753 He's in Buffalo. It's where his ex is. 1325 01:09:08,796 --> 01:09:10,755 That's ironic. 1326 01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:13,192 Maybe he should read your book for pointers on how to move on. 1327 01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:15,368 He did. A few times. 1328 01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:17,936 You know, it's fine. Hahaha! I'm being silly. 1329 01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:20,330 We were just two writers on a tour, so... 1330 01:09:20,373 --> 01:09:24,334 Hey, there's no tears at your own party. 1331 01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:27,075 Yep. You're right. Haha! 1332 01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:28,425 Come on, time to celebrate. 1333 01:09:28,468 --> 01:09:30,166 Yes. 1334 01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:32,864 Um, thank you all so much for being here. 1335 01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:37,390 I'm so lucky to have such a great group of friends. 1336 01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:40,045 - Awww! - Mom, thank you. 1337 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:42,308 You know, your... 1338 01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:45,616 your notes on all of my book reports were overkill... 1339 01:09:45,659 --> 01:09:48,358 ...but you made me who I am, 1340 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,708 so thank you. 1341 01:09:50,751 --> 01:09:52,753 Cheers to you. 1342 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:56,366 Cheers! 1343 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,459 Did I ever tell you that I became 1344 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,461 a writer to avoid going into medicine? 1345 01:10:04,504 --> 01:10:06,202 You were gonna be a doctor? 1346 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:08,247 Your grandfather had this dream 1347 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,075 that I was gonna join his medical practice. 1348 01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:12,251 I didn't know that. 1349 01:10:12,295 --> 01:10:14,949 Yeah, he was so beloved and so respected, 1350 01:10:14,993 --> 01:10:17,430 and I thought I could never live up 1351 01:10:17,474 --> 01:10:20,912 to any of his accomplishments. So, I told him 1352 01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:22,914 that I was studying medicine, 1353 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:24,829 but secretly I was writing. 1354 01:10:24,872 --> 01:10:27,788 - I bet grandpa was so upset. - Oh, he was. 1355 01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:31,966 Not that I was deceiving him, but because I didn't try. 1356 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:35,013 I thought I could never be as good as he was, 1357 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:36,710 so I just avoided medicine altogether. 1358 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:39,365 What are you telling me, Mom? 1359 01:10:39,409 --> 01:10:41,628 I know it can't be easy for you being compared to me, 1360 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,500 but instead of running away 1361 01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:47,286 from your dream, you're still going for it, 1362 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:50,942 and you've handled it with such grace. 1363 01:10:50,985 --> 01:10:52,944 Honey, I was never that brave. 1364 01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:55,642 Oh, Mom, you're the bravest person that I know. 1365 01:10:55,686 --> 01:10:58,950 Keep writing. It's what you're meant to do. 1366 01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:04,303 I love you. - I love you, too. 1367 01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:15,358 - Hey, roomie. - Hey. 1368 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:21,755 Wait. Weren't you in that same spot when I left? 1369 01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:24,497 Mm-hmm. I hit a groove and I can't stop. 1370 01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:26,717 - What are you working on? - A new book. 1371 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,719 It's a novel. - Really? 1372 01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:30,677 Mm-hmm. 1373 01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:32,984 I still haven't figured out the ending yet. 1374 01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:34,942 - It's not about dragons, is it? - No way. 1375 01:11:34,986 --> 01:11:38,337 OK, good. Speaking of-- 1376 01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:40,557 No, I haven't heard from him, and I'd be surprised 1377 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,428 if I ever do. 1378 01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:44,996 That's not what I was gonna say. 1379 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:47,433 I got an alert about this new Elliot interview. 1380 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:53,265 I'm sorry. You get alerts about Elliot? 1381 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,485 I set up alerts about the two of you 1382 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:57,443 when you were going on tour, and I just haven't changed 1383 01:11:57,487 --> 01:11:59,706 my settings yet. - Yeah, OK. Mm-hmm, sure. Great. 1384 01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:01,969 Alright. - OK, watch. 1385 01:12:02,013 --> 01:12:04,189 {\an8}Am I bringing a date to the Awards? 1386 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:08,933 {\an8}Let's just say that I'm working on it. 1387 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,676 He's working on it! That's code 1388 01:12:12,719 --> 01:12:15,679 for he doesn't have a date. - Or it's just proof 1389 01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:17,724 that instead of moving on, 1390 01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,248 he is working things out with his ex. 1391 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:22,425 OK, this might be our first friend fight, 1392 01:12:22,468 --> 01:12:24,992 'cause I disagree. 1393 01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:28,518 OK. 1394 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:44,360 - Hey, look who's here! - Piper? 1395 01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:46,362 - This place is so cute! - I can't believe 1396 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:48,276 we finally get to meet in person. 1397 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,322 I know! We talked so much during the tour, 1398 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,280 feels like I've known you forever. 1399 01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:54,282 - That pic you sent-- - -The one of them laughing? 1400 01:12:54,326 --> 01:12:56,894 - It got so many "likes." - Nice! 1401 01:12:56,937 --> 01:12:58,939 I don't mean to interrupt girl-bonding time, 1402 01:12:58,983 --> 01:13:01,420 which I'm loving by the way, but what are you doing 1403 01:13:01,464 --> 01:13:04,554 in Princetown? I mean, I know our winter mocha latte is good, 1404 01:13:04,597 --> 01:13:06,512 but I don't know if it's leave-the-city good. 1405 01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:09,559 Oh, no, they are that good, actually. 1406 01:13:09,602 --> 01:13:11,865 Your presence has been requested 1407 01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:13,650 at the American Publishers Awards tomorrow night. 1408 01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:16,304 The one Elliot's receiving? 1409 01:13:16,348 --> 01:13:18,959 MacDonner Press has a table, and it's my job 1410 01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:20,874 to make sure you look the part of hot new writer. 1411 01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:22,746 Oh, what does that look like? 1412 01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:25,139 It has less coffee stains. 1413 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,535 Wow, I haven't seen him since Buffalo. 1414 01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:31,972 I feel like I imagined the entire trip. 1415 01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:34,584 You didn't imagine anything. 1416 01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:37,543 He's gonna be excited to see you. 1417 01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:41,242 Trust me. 1418 01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:54,430 How's the man of the hour? 1419 01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,475 Fine. 1420 01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:58,869 It's a little... it's a little fancy. 1421 01:13:58,912 --> 01:14:01,045 - Yeah. - Usually, my fans are dressed 1422 01:14:01,088 --> 01:14:03,874 in costume. - Do you have your speech? 1423 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,442 - Yeah. - Great. 1424 01:14:14,928 --> 01:14:17,627 - Uh, excuse me. - Yes. 1425 01:14:25,069 --> 01:14:29,465 Hi. 1426 01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:34,948 I'm gonna go find our table. 1427 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:40,519 You look incredible. 1428 01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:43,522 You're not so bad yourself. 1429 01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:46,917 Good evening, all. Will everyone 1430 01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,660 please take their seats. - I think that's our cue. 1431 01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:53,880 Me? 1432 01:14:53,924 --> 01:14:56,535 Of course. Who else? 1433 01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,064 Cassie, it's wonderful to see you. 1434 01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:06,066 I'm very happy to be here. 1435 01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:08,068 We have a lot to celebrate: 1436 01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:10,636 a successful book tour, your rising sales, 1437 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:14,814 and... MacDonner Press extending your publishing deal. 1438 01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:17,600 - Really? Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 1439 01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:20,211 Um, I'm so sorry. I just... I got really excited. 1440 01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:23,040 That's great news. - Ladies and gentlemen, 1441 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:25,521 thank you and welcome 1442 01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:28,262 to this evening's Awards' presentation. 1443 01:15:28,306 --> 01:15:31,918 I am thrilled to present this year's 1444 01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:36,488 American Publishers Author of the Year, Elliot Somersby. 1445 01:15:46,019 --> 01:15:47,978 Thank you. Thanks very much. 1446 01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:50,328 Thank you. Wow! 1447 01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,810 Wow! What an honour, thank you. 1448 01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:56,377 Thank you so much. 1449 01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,249 I'd like to thank the American Publishers 1450 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,557 for this incredible award. 1451 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,689 As some of you might know, 1452 01:16:03,733 --> 01:16:06,518 I just recently wrapped a book tour. 1453 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,042 While on the road, I realized that 1454 01:16:09,086 --> 01:16:13,133 even though writing is a solitary craft, 1455 01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:15,179 I couldn't have done it alone. 1456 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:20,227 I, uh... I'd like to thank Gwendolyn MacDonner 1457 01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:22,186 and the entire team at MacDonner Press. 1458 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,978 And I'd like to thank Allison 1459 01:16:32,022 --> 01:16:34,981 for always encouraging me to keep writing, 1460 01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:38,332 even when I was just a wannabe writer. 1461 01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:40,857 When I was working on my first book, 1462 01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:42,772 she, uh... she just... 1463 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,252 She was always there for me. 1464 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:47,994 I... I am so sorry. I don't feel very well, 1465 01:16:48,038 --> 01:16:50,214 I think I should go. 1466 01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:58,614 Um... 1467 01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:02,618 Sorry. If you'll just bear with me for a second, 1468 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,489 I have so many people I'd like to thank. 1469 01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:15,674 Finally, I would like to thank my fans 1470 01:17:15,718 --> 01:17:17,676 who I wouldn't be here without. 1471 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,592 So, thank you, everyone. 1472 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:23,464 This award truly is an honour. Thank you. 1473 01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:25,728 Thank you. 1474 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:30,994 Hey. 1475 01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:33,518 Where's Cassie? - She didn't feel well. 1476 01:17:33,561 --> 01:17:35,433 - Uh, take this. - Yeah. 1477 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:38,436 Hi. Thank you. 1478 01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:41,657 Thank you so much. - Congratulations! 1479 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:55,192 {\an8}Are you sure you heard him correctly? 1480 01:17:55,235 --> 01:17:59,979 Yes. He made a point of thanking his ex. 1481 01:18:02,025 --> 01:18:04,070 Are they back together? 1482 01:18:04,114 --> 01:18:06,464 I don't know. He's just... He's not over her. 1483 01:18:08,553 --> 01:18:10,773 You know, I actually convinced myself 1484 01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:15,212 that he felt the same way. And I got all dressed up, and... 1485 01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:19,912 I just... I felt so foolish I had to leave. 1486 01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:23,089 If it makes you feel any better, you looked beautiful. 1487 01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:28,616 Yeah. 1488 01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:31,184 Some heartbreak expert I turned out to be, huh? 1489 01:18:39,236 --> 01:18:42,195 OK, let's go or we'll be late! 1490 01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:44,284 Is that Elliot again? 1491 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,460 - Mm-hmm. - He's been calling non-stop 1492 01:18:46,504 --> 01:18:48,593 for three days; are you ever gonna answer? 1493 01:18:48,636 --> 01:18:50,421 Until I know what to say, that phone is staying 1494 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:53,206 in my pocket. Let's go. - Fair enough. 1495 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,820 ♪ There's this feeling we're all ♪ 1496 01:18:57,863 --> 01:18:59,996 ♪ So much more than we see 1497 01:19:00,039 --> 01:19:02,128 ♪ They can box us up in walls ♪ 1498 01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,087 ♪ But that don't change anything ♪ 1499 01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:08,047 ♪ There's a sun on the rise painting all the sky blue ♪ 1500 01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:10,789 ♪ Where morning meets night - For your website. 1501 01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:12,835 Yah! - OK. 1502 01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:15,228 - Nice! - Alright. 1503 01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:18,754 Let's go get ready. 1504 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,799 Thank you 1505 01:19:20,843 --> 01:19:22,888 all so much for coming to what I consider 1506 01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:25,325 to be my do-over signing. 1507 01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:28,764 This bookstore means a lot to me. I basically grew up here. 1508 01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:31,549 I bought my very first book here with my allowance money. 1509 01:19:31,592 --> 01:19:35,466 And I also kicked off 1510 01:19:35,509 --> 01:19:37,860 my first book tour here, though I didn't know it at the time. 1511 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:40,166 I'd also like to announce 1512 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,125 that I'm officially coming out with a second book. 1513 01:19:44,605 --> 01:19:46,999 Thanks to all of your support, 1514 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:49,132 I am actually writing a novel, 1515 01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,134 and I believe that a sneak peek 1516 01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:53,876 of my very first chapter is on my website. 1517 01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:56,400 Just saying that this novel has been 1518 01:19:56,443 --> 01:19:58,489 a labour of love is an understatement. 1519 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:02,536 Oh, and it looks like we have a question. 1520 01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:05,975 - Take it. - OK. A question in the back? 1521 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:08,194 Yeah, uh, I know 1522 01:20:08,238 --> 01:20:10,066 that this book is fiction, but the pages 1523 01:20:10,109 --> 01:20:12,372 on your website, they seem kind of real. 1524 01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:15,593 I was wondering what the influence was. 1525 01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:18,378 Uh, well, sir, 1526 01:20:18,422 --> 01:20:20,598 the book is inspired 1527 01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:23,166 by a... a road trip I took 1528 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:25,864 on my very first book tour. - And, uh, 1529 01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:28,388 who is the influence for your dashing leading man? 1530 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:31,130 I don't believe that I used the term "dashing" 1531 01:20:31,174 --> 01:20:33,698 to describe him. - I mean, that was just implied. 1532 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:35,656 Well, he was based 1533 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,745 on the writer I went on tour with, loosely. 1534 01:20:37,789 --> 01:20:39,704 Elliot Somersby, maybe you've heard of him? 1535 01:20:39,747 --> 01:20:43,273 I have actually. He's a very, very talented writer. 1536 01:20:44,927 --> 01:20:47,712 So have you... have you thought of an ending yet? 1537 01:20:47,755 --> 01:20:50,671 - I'm still working on that. - Well, maybe your dashing 1538 01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:53,065 leading man could help you out. - You know, I actually think 1539 01:20:53,109 --> 01:20:55,328 that he has been too busy in his own personal life to help. 1540 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:57,069 So if anyone else has questions... 1541 01:20:57,113 --> 01:20:59,550 - Yeah, I have another one. - Wait, what are you doing? 1542 01:20:59,593 --> 01:21:01,987 It's fun. I've never been on this side before. 1543 01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:04,903 I mean, no, what are you doing here? What about Allison? 1544 01:21:04,947 --> 01:21:07,558 Allison? 1545 01:21:07,601 --> 01:21:11,083 We're not together. - But your speech. 1546 01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:12,693 Is that why you left? 1547 01:21:12,737 --> 01:21:15,218 Why don't we take five, 1548 01:21:15,261 --> 01:21:17,220 and those of you who'd like to line up for the book signing, 1549 01:21:17,263 --> 01:21:21,311 Cassie will be with you shortly. 1550 01:21:22,660 --> 01:21:25,315 Allison and I, we're just trying to be friends. 1551 01:21:25,358 --> 01:21:27,186 That's it. 1552 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:29,319 You were the one that I wanted there that night. 1553 01:21:29,362 --> 01:21:31,321 You did? But-- 1554 01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:33,714 I invited you. 1555 01:21:33,758 --> 01:21:35,934 I-I just wanted it to be a surprise. 1556 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:38,154 It just seemed like you had a lot 1557 01:21:38,197 --> 01:21:40,939 that you needed to work through. - Yeah, well, I did. 1558 01:21:40,983 --> 01:21:43,507 And I needed to do it alone. 1559 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:45,509 I needed to get over myself. 1560 01:21:45,552 --> 01:21:48,512 I needed to write. 1561 01:21:48,555 --> 01:21:50,514 I needed to stop living in the past, 1562 01:21:50,557 --> 01:21:52,342 move forward. 1563 01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:55,780 I was able to do that because of you. 1564 01:21:55,823 --> 01:21:58,000 Because of your book. 1565 01:21:58,043 --> 01:22:00,524 And if you'd stayed for my entire speech... 1566 01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:05,746 ...this is what you would have heard: "Every story 1567 01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,271 "has a hero. 1568 01:22:08,314 --> 01:22:09,968 "A character who enchants us 1569 01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:12,623 "and challenges us, 1570 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,321 "who inspires us to be better people, 1571 01:22:15,365 --> 01:22:17,367 "who makes us see the world 1572 01:22:17,410 --> 01:22:20,848 "in a whole new light. 1573 01:22:20,892 --> 01:22:23,590 "And I wouldn't be up here tonight 1574 01:22:23,634 --> 01:22:26,071 "if it wasn't for the hero in my life, 1575 01:22:26,115 --> 01:22:28,117 Cassie Winslett."” 1576 01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:32,251 You see, Cassie, I... 1577 01:22:32,295 --> 01:22:34,384 I didn't just fall in love with your writing... 1578 01:22:36,299 --> 01:22:38,257 ...I fell in love with you. 1579 01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:43,654 I love you, Cassie Winslett, 1580 01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:46,874 and I... I hope that you love me back. 1581 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:50,835 I have loved you since the very first book signing. 1582 01:22:50,878 --> 01:22:53,011 Well, then I guess this is 1583 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:55,144 a great place to do this. 1584 01:23:05,241 --> 01:23:08,853 I just have one more surprise. 1585 01:23:08,896 --> 01:23:11,638 Awww! 1586 01:23:11,682 --> 01:23:13,510 - Bungee! Hahaha! - Bungee, come here! 1587 01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:15,642 Come here. She didn't want to miss this. 1588 01:23:15,686 --> 01:23:18,994 This next joint book tour is going to be huge! 1589 01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:21,039 We're going to need to double the appearances. 1590 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,868 - I like that idea. - You like that idea? 1591 01:23:23,911 --> 01:23:25,217 Mm-hmm. 1592 01:23:48,414 --> 01:23:50,808 ♪ There's this feeling we're all ♪ 1593 01:23:50,851 --> 01:23:53,245 ♪ So much more than we see 1594 01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:55,508 ♪ They can box us up in walls ♪ 1595 01:23:55,552 --> 01:23:57,728 ♪ But that don't change anything There's a sun on the rise ♪ 114654

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