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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,299 1, 2, 3. 2 00:00:16,849 --> 00:00:18,809 Now, children, 3 00:00:18,851 --> 00:00:20,853 how do we live? 4 00:00:22,855 --> 00:00:24,649 Elgar? 5 00:00:57,848 --> 00:00:59,350 Thank you, Heywood. 6 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:24,792 It's just that I get the feeling 7 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,294 that we're all... 8 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:27,795 I mean, everybody... 9 00:01:27,878 --> 00:01:29,797 Black, white, yellow, 10 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,799 democrat, communist, Republicans, 11 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:34,260 old people, young people, whatever... 12 00:01:34,343 --> 00:01:37,305 Only the finest thing in my shop, girl. 13 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,307 Which one of y'all is next? 14 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:42,476 I may close this place with this child here. 15 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,897 We're all like a bunch of ants... see? 16 00:01:57,116 --> 00:02:01,579 See, the strongest drive we have as a true life-force 17 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,914 is to gain territory. 18 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,458 Gosh, you're gorgeous. 19 00:02:05,499 --> 00:02:07,293 Where do you live, baby? 20 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,756 ♪ It's a brand new day ♪ 21 00:02:11,839 --> 00:02:14,091 ♪ brand new way ♪♪ 22 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,322 I've never done anything... 23 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:39,325 I mean, anything quite like this before. 24 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,327 I've always wanted to do it 25 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,829 because everybody wants his own home, 26 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:47,375 and I've never had a place of my own. 27 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:50,252 ♪ Last night I had a dream that the world ♪ 28 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,755 ♪ was changing by leaps and bounds ♪ 29 00:02:52,838 --> 00:02:55,758 ♪ it started up in the bigger cities ♪ 30 00:02:55,841 --> 00:02:58,135 ♪ then it spread to the smaller towns ♪ 31 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:01,263 ♪ the people began to smile at people ♪ 32 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,766 ♪ They'd never even seen ♪ 33 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:06,268 ♪ and when Jeremiah woke me up ♪ 34 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,230 ♪ I was ready to live that dream ♪ 35 00:03:09,313 --> 00:03:11,107 ♪ it's a brand new day ♪ 36 00:03:11,148 --> 00:03:13,109 So like hart crane the poet, 37 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,276 who's also a cancerian... 38 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,778 See, I'm a cancerian... 39 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:17,279 And home is very important, 40 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,782 but we never seem to make it. 41 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:20,866 So, uh... 42 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,371 Money's never been the problem. 43 00:03:26,455 --> 00:03:29,291 ♪ Bow our heads together ♪ 44 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,794 ♪ and see where we go from there ♪ 45 00:03:31,877 --> 00:03:35,798 ♪ we've got to fight for what we believe in ♪ 46 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,299 ♪ fight until the end ♪ 47 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,802 ♪ it's a brand new day ♪ 48 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:42,388 ♪ it's a brand new way ♪ 49 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:43,806 ♪ brand new way ♪ 50 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:46,726 ♪ brand new day ♪ 51 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:48,853 ♪ brand new way ♪ 52 00:03:48,936 --> 00:03:51,397 So, shit, I bought this house. 53 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,399 Actually, it's a tenement house. 54 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,317 It's in this ghetto area. 55 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,740 ♪ Twenty million shadows storming at the gates ♪ 56 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:03,242 ♪ how can you be surprised? ♪ 57 00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:06,245 ♪ With the image of our fallen king ♪ 58 00:04:06,328 --> 00:04:08,038 ♪ reflected in our eyes ♪ 59 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,250 ♪ And though twenty million tongues are shouting now ♪ 60 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,753 ♪ it's only heard by a precious few ♪ 61 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:17,256 ♪ but the years of night will pass forever ♪ 62 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,258 ♪ when the sun comes shinin' through ♪ 63 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:21,761 ♪ on a brand new day ♪ 64 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,763 ♪ it's a brand new way ♪ 65 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:27,391 ♪ oh, it's a brand new day ♪ 66 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,770 I just want to get all the Goddamn tenants out 67 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,271 and rip it out. 68 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:35,107 It's an old house. Lots of molding. 69 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,943 ♪ It's a brand new way ♪ 70 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,780 ♪ a brand new day ♪ 71 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,282 ♪ brand new day ♪ 72 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:45,743 ♪ yeah, a brand new day ♪ 73 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,245 ♪ yeah, I wonder if you know ♪ 74 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:51,248 ♪ what I'm talkin' about ♪ 75 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,794 ♪ you better check yourself ♪ 76 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,754 ♪ get it together now... ♪♪ 77 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,757 I want to rip out all the floors 78 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,760 all the way up to the skylight, see, 79 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:06,263 and then recess the floors so you have balconies, 80 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:09,266 and then hang this big Goddamn modern, 81 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:12,269 spectacular, psychedelic, son-of-a-bitchin' light 82 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:15,105 from the ceiling. Is that beautiful? 83 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:16,607 Bon ton heights 84 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,777 will start a trend in urban renewal, Mr. Enders. 85 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:25,074 Restored landmarks will be the latest scream, I'm sure. 86 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:28,494 I hope your seeing Mr. Farcus' place going so well 87 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,789 will inspire you to feel rosy about your new place. 88 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,791 My, my. Shopping without stopping. 89 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,292 Oh, Mr. Farcus. Enid. 90 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,294 Street music. Isn't it marvelous? 91 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:38,796 This is Mr. Enders. 92 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,297 He's your new neighbor. 93 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:43,300 Uh, I'm Elgar Enders. I'm your new neighbor. 94 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:47,137 He just bought a house in the next block. 95 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,223 Your house is just great. 96 00:05:49,306 --> 00:05:51,308 It's just fantastic. 97 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:54,311 This neighborhood's going to be very chic. 98 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,730 Let's hope this influx of the beautiful people 99 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,733 is the beginning of an inclination, huh? 100 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:02,736 What the hell is that? What is that? 101 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,863 Eviction powder. 102 00:06:03,904 --> 00:06:07,491 Eviction powder? What's eviction powder? 103 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,326 Oh, it's nothing, Mr. Enders. 104 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,870 Just a little voodoo. 105 00:06:29,346 --> 00:06:30,764 Only $25, man! 106 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,266 You're lying! 107 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:33,767 You're lying, man! 108 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:35,769 I woke up one morning, man, 109 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,772 I thought I was in the wrong house. 110 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,359 He was causing trouble the night before. 111 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,779 Here comes the white tornado. 112 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,198 Hey, man! 113 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,742 What's goin' on? 114 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:52,202 You got two little pedals down there. 115 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,203 One's a brake. 116 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:55,748 That thing you got your hand on, 117 00:06:55,789 --> 00:06:57,374 that's a gear shift lever. 118 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,501 Oh! No good. 119 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,211 No good, my man. 120 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,213 Turn off the car, man. 121 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,549 Get out the car. 122 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,218 We're gonna have to watch out for this. 123 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:11,722 What is this we have here? 124 00:07:12,806 --> 00:07:13,806 Come closer. 125 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,023 I'm Elgar Enders, the new landlord. 126 00:07:21,106 --> 00:07:22,775 You the new landlord? 127 00:07:22,816 --> 00:07:25,402 He the new landlord, man. 128 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,820 The new landlord, man. 129 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,532 You don't shake my hand? 130 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,034 I just want to... 131 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:34,954 I'll put your flower in the house. 132 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:38,415 I'll take your flower in the house for you. 133 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:42,544 I'm gonna take your flower in the house for you. 134 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,546 Put it down right there. 135 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,173 Yeah, that's it. 136 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,721 Look at this tie! 137 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,398 D'Artagnan's gonna strike again! 138 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,376 Did you see that cat move out, man? 139 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,728 Hey, kids, here's your big chance. 140 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:25,230 To pick up that specially priced 141 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,232 10... that's right... 10-record set. 142 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,735 Of 200 current underground hits, 143 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:34,531 as played by the exciting, dynamic Clyde Davis band. 144 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,741 That's right. 145 00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:39,244 200 hits for just $1.75, 146 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,746 incredible as it sounds, 147 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:42,247 while this offer lasts. 148 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,750 Just send check or money order. 149 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:48,754 To "Davis hits, box 5152, battle creek, Michigan." 150 00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:50,839 Groovy! 151 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,268 Who are you? 152 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,771 Walter Gee Copee. My name's Walter Gee. 153 00:10:05,854 --> 00:10:07,356 You the new landlord? 154 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,358 Yeah. 155 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:10,734 Give me $2.00. 156 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,277 What? 157 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:18,742 I said you oughta give me $2.00. 158 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,244 What the hell for? 159 00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,287 If you let me hold $2.00, 160 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,289 I'll let you take me home. 161 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,959 If not, I'll call the pigs. 162 00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,710 You will, huh? 163 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,879 Gimme, sport! 164 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,968 Help! 165 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:38,387 All right! Shut up now! 166 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,767 Cigarette, pops? 167 00:10:50,899 --> 00:10:53,610 Does your mother know you smoke? 168 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,154 No. 169 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,828 Home, landlord. 170 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,019 Bye, landlord! 171 00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:01,762 Hold it right there, honky! 172 00:12:01,845 --> 00:12:02,763 Who's that? 173 00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:05,265 Now turn around and march your buns out 174 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,060 before I shoot 'em out from under you. 175 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,229 Why are you pointing that at me? 176 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:14,316 'Cause my horoscope told me that evil was coming today, 177 00:12:14,399 --> 00:12:16,276 and, Marge, here it is. 178 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,780 Get movin' or else you'll have no hips to lean on. 179 00:12:19,863 --> 00:12:21,823 I own this house. I'm the new landlord. 180 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,284 And I'm a wren tit. Move it! 181 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,786 If you're a landlord, 182 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:29,289 how come you ain't got no door keys? 183 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,291 I have door keys. 184 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,128 You know, you look like a rapist to me. 185 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:37,089 You got funny eyes. 186 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,298 That's ridiculous. 187 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,800 If you're figuring on 188 00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:42,427 carrying out a sexual attack on me, 189 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,805 you better learn the karate boogaloo 190 00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:48,725 'cause we gonna tangle ass right here in this hall. 191 00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,936 I am the new landlord, 192 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,938 and you're disregarding your lease 193 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:56,275 by practicing whatever you're practicing here with these readings. 194 00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:57,609 I'll have you thrown out. 195 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,737 If you want to shoot, go ahead and shoot. 196 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,948 That'll be running an illegal business, 197 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:04,741 nonpayment of rent, 198 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,410 and manslaughter. 199 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,581 Little thing like you, a landlord? 200 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:15,794 Yeah. Let's see how much back rent you owe, all right? 201 00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,298 Is that you right there? 202 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,217 Two months back rent you Owe me. 203 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,344 All here in this book. 204 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:30,309 You look like you could use some food. 205 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,768 Come on, landlord. 206 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,228 Let's eat. 207 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:41,320 Old Duboise upstairs, always up in my face, 208 00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:44,781 talking about being some college president. 209 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,199 College president? 210 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,952 Wouldn't sweep the hall if his life depended on it. 211 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,454 College president. 212 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,748 Sure. Some college across town. 213 00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:55,250 I never heard of no college 214 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,753 selling degrees for $50. 215 00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:00,505 Then there's the unearthly Cumbersons. 216 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,757 Unearthly? 217 00:14:01,798 --> 00:14:02,841 Yeah. 218 00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:05,802 They've been here about 25 years. 219 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,305 Ain't nobody seen them but twice. 220 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,973 How's that for being ominous? 221 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,767 Uh, that's, uh... 222 00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,268 That's impossible. 223 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,270 It would be if they were alive. 224 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,355 Alive? 225 00:14:16,396 --> 00:14:17,773 Oh, they is. 226 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:20,776 I hear 'em rollin' around downstairs. 227 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:23,779 Listen, you should've been here this morning 228 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,032 for the tenants association rent strike. 229 00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:28,492 What rent strike? 230 00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:30,660 Don't worry. It won't happen. 231 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,371 Wait. Are you sure? 232 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,831 How they gonna get a rent strike? 233 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,834 Ain't nobody paid rent long as I can remember. 234 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,294 Of course, um... 235 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,464 There could be a back rent strike. 236 00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,216 But you wouldn't get that, either. 237 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:46,676 That would go to Mr. Lipschultz. 238 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,678 That's the old landlord. 239 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,223 Nobody ever paid him any rent? 240 00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:52,224 Poor soul. 241 00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:54,226 Lord knows who'll get it 242 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:56,311 now that he's passed away. 243 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,565 He passed away? 244 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,733 Rat. 245 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,235 Big as a dog. 246 00:15:03,318 --> 00:15:05,737 Chased him in the broom closet. 247 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,740 Nobody ever go in the broom closet. 248 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:12,327 I think he was in there about three months. 249 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,248 How do you Ofays 250 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:19,709 find your way into owning these rat traps? 251 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,253 What do you do, 252 00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:23,255 give them as bar mitzvah presents? 253 00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:24,756 Gotta have more gun control. 254 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,258 You want some more eggs? 255 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:30,011 Marge, would you mind putting that gun away? 256 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,431 Don't worry. 257 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:35,767 You came my way so I could protect you, 258 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:39,896 though I know you'll only repay me with suffering. 259 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,273 Don't say that. 260 00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,357 Hey, Marge! 261 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,068 Marge, have you seen some white man 262 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,778 prowling around here... 263 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,490 You. 264 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,701 It was you. 265 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:54,119 It was me? 266 00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:55,871 Don't deny it, degenerate. 267 00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,415 You gave my little Walter gee money. 268 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,250 Now he's sick on cigarettes. 269 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,253 I found him sick down in the cellar chain-smoking, 270 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,256 so I know some child molester gave him money. 271 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,758 Why do you let him smoke? 272 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,261 You must know he could get cancer. 273 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,763 I'm busy frying hair all day. 274 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,266 I can't watch everything he does. 275 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,769 What? You're frying hair in this building? 276 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:22,731 I don't have a license for frying hair. 277 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,859 He ain't got no license for frying hair. 278 00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:28,528 Find your own neighborhood and do hair... queenie. 279 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,030 I'm not a hairdresser. 280 00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,448 You better believe it. 281 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,491 Fanny. 282 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,534 He's the new landlord. 283 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,785 That's right. 284 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,625 The new landlord. 285 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,168 The new landlord. 286 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,713 Oh, lord, ain't this a shame? 287 00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:49,716 Matter of fact, I'm glad we met. 288 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,218 Your name is, uh... 289 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,385 Mrs. Copee. 290 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,553 Right. 291 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,055 My husband's been ill. 292 00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:56,223 Mrs. Copee... 293 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,225 He has this nervous condition. 294 00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,726 He has headaches, too. 295 00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,729 The doctor said he should have his own room. 296 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,814 Four months' back rent. 297 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,358 Is that possible? 298 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:09,110 Oh, anything's possible, sugar. 299 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,072 Anyway, we took him to the wills eye hospital 300 00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,074 because he's got this twitch, 301 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,201 but it wasn't his eyes. 302 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,661 What was it? 303 00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,579 It was his nerves. 304 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,085 That's, uh... 305 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:27,754 That's understandable, Mrs. Copee. 306 00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:29,589 It is? 307 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,427 Look, why don't we go down to my place 308 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,013 so we can discuss this at length? 309 00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:40,850 If you wish. 310 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,270 Promise me you won't smoke anymore. 311 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,437 I promise. 312 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,231 What's that? 313 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:47,232 Uh, bye. 314 00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,733 I think, uh... 315 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,901 Walter gee! 316 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,612 Walter gee, you come back here. 317 00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,824 Hey, Duboise, what's happening? 318 00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,033 Hello, Fanny. 319 00:17:57,117 --> 00:18:00,036 Copee in trouble with the pigs again? 320 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,539 This ain't no pig this time, sugar. 321 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,541 This is the new landlord. 322 00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,543 Landlord... 323 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,044 Professor Duboise. 324 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,548 Professor Duboise, how do you do? 325 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,725 I swear, he thinks 326 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,728 the lord put white people on this earth 327 00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:26,271 as a punishment. 328 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,732 Of course, I don't hold 329 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,318 with no sacrilegious talk like that. 330 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,748 Why don't you put some air conditioning in here? 331 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,753 You have some complaints, Mrs. Copee? 332 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:51,254 You're serious? 333 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,506 Uh... yeah. 334 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,091 I sure do. 335 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,343 Sit. 336 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:01,723 I'll just, uh... 337 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,476 Now... 338 00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:09,230 Uh... what specific complaints 339 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,232 do you have, Mrs. Copee? 340 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:16,071 Well, we need a new plastering job, 341 00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:17,614 a new paint job. 342 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,658 The oven door's broke. 343 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,159 The roof leaks, 344 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:23,161 the toilet runs all day, 345 00:19:23,244 --> 00:19:26,623 and you awful cute to be a landlord. 346 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,252 You said the, uh... 347 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,797 The roof, uh... runs, 348 00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,799 and the toilet... Toilet leaks. 349 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,469 If you didn't sweat so much, 350 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,763 nobody'd take you for a landlord. 351 00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:44,265 You could pass for a human being. 352 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,478 That's not a very nice thing to say, Mrs. Copee, 353 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,272 because I intend to be a good landlord 354 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,900 as long as you're here. 355 00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:56,903 What you mean, as long as I'm here? 356 00:19:56,986 --> 00:20:00,115 Who's that you got there with you? 357 00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,783 Oh, it's the new landlord. 358 00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:04,244 That's my husband. 359 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,122 Now, uh... 360 00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:09,124 About the rent, Mrs. Copee, 361 00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:11,084 are you... 362 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,794 Landlord... 363 00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:14,796 These arrows have been dipped 364 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:18,049 in Fanny's barbecue sauce 365 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,801 so as to make death slow... 366 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,302 And more agonizing 367 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,596 to its unfortunate victim. 368 00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:26,349 Landlord, 369 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,810 you have until the count of three 370 00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,353 to vacate these premises. 371 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,397 1... 372 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,818 2... 373 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,027 3! 374 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,868 You son of a bitch. 375 00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:47,871 You make one more crack about my spareribs, 376 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,873 and I'll bust your head. 377 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,374 Oh, you shut up. 378 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,376 I thought I told you 379 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,629 about putting your drum in the living room. 380 00:20:58,214 --> 00:20:59,257 Oh, mother... 381 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,425 I'm sorry. 382 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,885 It's my only chance. 383 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:04,095 I got Italian class after this. 384 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,097 Then your father... Oh, God. 385 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,099 Keep talking. I hear you. 386 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,101 From the top. 1... 2... 387 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,603 About my house, mother. 388 00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:13,104 What house, dear? 389 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,273 I'm in love with this house. 390 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:16,441 1, 2... 391 00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:17,734 3,4,5,6... 392 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,235 Don't do that, dear. 393 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,362 You're throwing me off. 394 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,281 I'm just trying to help you. 395 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:24,866 I've invested in real estate. 396 00:21:24,949 --> 00:21:28,787 You have invested in real estate? 397 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,330 Oscar. 398 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:31,331 Oscar. 399 00:21:31,414 --> 00:21:32,332 Yes. Yes. 400 00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:33,625 Yes, Joyce. 401 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,585 Oscar. 402 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,295 Darling, listen, 403 00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:39,589 will you forgive me? 404 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,090 Oscar, I promise you, 405 00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:44,093 we'll dance our brains out tomorrow at 10:00. 406 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:45,261 Without interruption. 407 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,471 Practice pushing. 408 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,597 Pushing. 409 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,098 I will, ciao. 410 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,266 Ciao, darling. 411 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,771 Insufferable dance Goddess. 412 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,232 He thinks the sun rises and sets on rhythm. 413 00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,233 "Rhythm, rhythm." 414 00:21:58,274 --> 00:21:59,776 All right, dear. Quickly. 415 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,778 What are you talking about? 416 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,779 What investment? 417 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,281 Pour me some of that. 418 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:06,825 What is that, Brandy? 419 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:11,871 God. 420 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,875 What's the matter? 421 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:19,087 You looked like your father when he was little. 422 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,297 Aw, Joyce, for Christ's sake. 423 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,799 You're drunk and upset. 424 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,801 Why? 425 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,804 This house, this real estate, is very important to me. 426 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,807 It's the most important thing I've ever done. 427 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,142 I'm a cancerian... Home's very important. 428 00:22:33,184 --> 00:22:34,477 You're a Leo. 429 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,979 No, I'm a cancer. I. 430 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,397 When were you born? 431 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,815 The 15th of July. 432 00:22:38,898 --> 00:22:40,316 Son of a bitch. 433 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,527 When was I born? 434 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:44,028 Mother! 435 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,322 Foul-mouth. 436 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,827 Little foul-mouth. 437 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,328 Mother, don't do that. 438 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,830 You have 15 minutes. 439 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,832 Then it's my Italian class, 440 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,167 which I'm not giving up 441 00:22:58,209 --> 00:22:59,669 to argue with you about dates. 442 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,505 You see that, my darling pussycat? 443 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,507 What you did is bad. 444 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,343 There's an iron curtain in this house, mother. 445 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,179 Will you tell me what you're talking about? 446 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,640 I'm talking about doing what I want to do. 447 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,351 Do it... out there in the guest house. 448 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:18,605 I can't do it out in the guest house. 449 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,608 The way you look at me when I bare my guts, 450 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,110 you think I'm off my rocker. 451 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,779 I don't think any such modern thing. 452 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:29,282 Why don't you take up the banjo, 453 00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:30,783 write folk songs... 454 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,202 Something you can do in your room? 455 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:34,704 Get a bath. 456 00:23:34,787 --> 00:23:36,205 Get yourself together. 457 00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,707 And wash everywhere. 458 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,793 Oh, your sister's invited Peter Cootes for dinner. 459 00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:43,796 Your brother and his wife... What's her name? 460 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,715 They're coming in from Westport. 461 00:23:45,798 --> 00:23:46,883 Peter who? 462 00:23:46,966 --> 00:23:48,051 Peter Cootes. 463 00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:49,552 You know Peter Cootes. 464 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,220 The Peter Cootes. 465 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,388 Of course. 466 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:53,973 Don't get smart. 467 00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:57,560 Get dressed, huh? 468 00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:00,229 And comb your hair. 469 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,731 All right? 470 00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:03,399 Yeah. 471 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,572 Bird! 472 00:24:13,826 --> 00:24:16,245 I just want to say, Elgar, 473 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,247 that I'm proud of you. 474 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:21,250 I'm glad you're my brother and not somebody else's. 475 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,252 Well, it's a great house. 476 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,754 I think somebody's 477 00:24:24,837 --> 00:24:26,255 got to begin to integrate. 478 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,258 I can't. I don't have the stomach for it. 479 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:30,760 But to think... 480 00:24:30,843 --> 00:24:33,262 That I have a really forward-looking, 481 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,765 devil-may-care revolutionary for my brother 482 00:24:35,848 --> 00:24:38,768 makes me feel right in the swing of things. 483 00:24:38,851 --> 00:24:41,270 I just hope you don't get shot. 484 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,438 Susan, God. 485 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,899 Have your people planned any rallies 486 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,610 or marches or anything like that? 487 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:48,778 Bird! 488 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:54,575 Elgar, would you do me a fantastic favor? 489 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,577 Whatever you do, 490 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,580 don't talk about spades to poor Peter. 491 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,791 What do you mean? 492 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,293 With the napalm and all that, 493 00:25:04,335 --> 00:25:07,422 he's very sensitive about the new left. 494 00:25:07,463 --> 00:25:08,589 And, Elgar... 495 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,966 What? 496 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,301 I love him. 497 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,263 Bird! 498 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:19,392 Elgar! 499 00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:22,895 My God, what are you two burning up here? 500 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,397 What is that? 501 00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:28,818 Uh... my socks caught on fire. 502 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,820 Your socks caught on fire. 503 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,321 Well, put them out 504 00:25:32,363 --> 00:25:34,782 and get downstairs, the both of you. 505 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:36,325 Peter's getting bored. 506 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,162 Taste good? 507 00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:45,585 God, I'd love a little den somewhere. 508 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,723 Susan, dear, you cannot go on 509 00:25:58,806 --> 00:26:01,559 falling down the stairs like this. 510 00:26:01,642 --> 00:26:04,562 Tell me a proper way to fall down the stairs, 511 00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:06,064 I'll try to do it. 512 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,566 Susu, you really must get a checkup. 513 00:26:08,649 --> 00:26:11,569 This could be a case of lack of coordination. 514 00:26:11,652 --> 00:26:13,071 Maybe it's cerebral palsy. 515 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:15,573 Could be you're smoking too much. 516 00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:18,076 Young man, I'll not have you 517 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:21,079 talking against the tobacco industry in this house. 518 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,664 Have you bought into tobacco, Mr. Enders? 519 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,754 Mr. Cootes... 520 00:26:29,837 --> 00:26:31,255 In some circles, 521 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,758 you might say I am tobacco. 522 00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:36,761 That's really cool, Mr. Enders. 523 00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:39,514 Uh, we're napalm. 524 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,558 Is that all? 525 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,393 No. 526 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,728 We're, uh... 527 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,896 Insecticide 528 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,732 and deodorant and, uh... 529 00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:52,235 Mom. 530 00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:53,236 Mom. 531 00:26:53,277 --> 00:26:54,237 Susu. Dad. 532 00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:56,405 Susu. Dad. 533 00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:57,907 Sorry we're late, gang, 534 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,408 but the traffic... 535 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:00,910 Oh, God, the traffic... 536 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,412 Peter, I'd like you to meet my son. 537 00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:05,915 Susu talks of no one else. 538 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,917 That's all she talks about... 539 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,836 Elgar, Elgar, Elgar. 540 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:10,837 William Jr. 541 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,338 William Jr. 542 00:27:12,421 --> 00:27:13,339 Peter. 543 00:27:13,422 --> 00:27:15,341 No, no, no. That's Elgar. 544 00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:16,843 I'm William Jr. 545 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:19,762 This is William Jr. 546 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:27,770 Why don't we all go in to dinner. 547 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,272 William Jr.? 548 00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:31,232 Come along, Doris. 549 00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:05,308 Oh. Sorry, dad. 550 00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:06,893 Thank you, son. 551 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,146 To you. 552 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,606 Thank you, dad. 553 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,574 Dad. 554 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:25,786 I know I'm not supposed to say this, 555 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,789 but William Jr. has a surprise for you. 556 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:29,957 Surprise? 557 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,500 Surprise, dad. 558 00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:32,668 What surprise? 559 00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:34,670 William Jr. Has been promoted 560 00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:38,257 to head the New York office. 561 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,425 Yes, dad, 562 00:28:39,508 --> 00:28:41,719 I'm heading the New York office. 563 00:28:41,802 --> 00:28:43,221 Well, William Jr., 564 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,265 it's no more than I expected of you. 565 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,477 Elgar, 566 00:28:49,518 --> 00:28:50,978 did you hear that? 567 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,480 I'm not deaf, dad. 568 00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:54,273 Elgar, answer your father. 569 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,692 Did you hear? 570 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,194 Yeah, I heard him. 571 00:28:58,277 --> 00:29:00,196 What are you up to, Elgar? 572 00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:02,198 Elgar's bought some real estate, 573 00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:03,699 haven't you, Elgar? 574 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:04,992 Susan. 575 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,203 Where is this real estate, Elgar? 576 00:29:07,286 --> 00:29:10,289 The park slope area, William Jr. 577 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:11,707 It's 2 miles south 578 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,919 of the Dodd-Sears townhouse on Concord street. 579 00:29:15,002 --> 00:29:18,047 Susan, take the clip out of your hair. 580 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,715 2 miles south... 581 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:20,883 Park slope. 582 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,218 Park slope? 583 00:29:22,301 --> 00:29:23,386 Good God. 584 00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:27,223 Elgar, are you aware that, uh... 585 00:29:27,306 --> 00:29:29,558 That's a colored neighborhood? 586 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,269 Colored neighborhood. 587 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:34,230 I'm three doors from mom's chitlin 'n' rib joint. 588 00:29:34,313 --> 00:29:35,940 Oh, Elgar. 589 00:29:36,023 --> 00:29:37,441 We will not discuss 590 00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:39,944 the revolting aspects of your business venture, 591 00:29:40,027 --> 00:29:42,321 if you don't mind. 592 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,408 What's it all about, folks? 593 00:29:45,491 --> 00:29:47,952 Well, Peter, um... 594 00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:49,453 You might as well hear, 595 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,539 since you're likely to marry my sister, 596 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,541 if she hasn't told you already. 597 00:29:53,582 --> 00:29:55,042 Told me what? 598 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,211 Elgar, don't you dare. 599 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,922 We can't keep it secret all our lives. 600 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:01,924 You want to hear the truth. 601 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,759 It involves you and Susan. 602 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,636 What are you talking about? 603 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,639 Peter, actually, uh... 604 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,141 Our whole family... 605 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:14,103 Mom, Susu, dad, William Jr., 606 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,646 and grandfather here... 607 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,443 We are all... 608 00:30:20,484 --> 00:30:21,777 Octoroons. 609 00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:27,116 What an ugly thing to say. 610 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,117 I'm offended. 611 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:29,327 Octoroon? 612 00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:31,829 Heywood and Edith are our poor dark relations. 613 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:33,831 Elgar! 614 00:30:33,914 --> 00:30:36,208 Would you please explain your conduct 615 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,752 at this table tonight? 616 00:30:37,793 --> 00:30:39,253 Darling, come on, apologize. 617 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,839 He makes napalm and deodorant. 618 00:30:41,922 --> 00:30:42,923 And insecticide. 619 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:44,008 You lazy, 620 00:30:44,091 --> 00:30:45,468 no-good liberal. 621 00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:47,303 Shall I serve the fish... 622 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,429 What? 623 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,765 Oh. Yes, bring in the fish... please. 624 00:30:50,806 --> 00:30:53,476 Let me tell you something, Mr. Lincoln. 625 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:55,978 If you march into this house 626 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,855 with an armful of pickaninnies, 627 00:30:57,938 --> 00:31:00,274 the best you can expect from me 628 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,818 will be a swift kick in the ass! 629 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:07,281 Mr. Enders, you forgot to finish your soup. 630 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,784 Uh! I'm just too upset, Edith. 631 00:31:09,825 --> 00:31:11,285 Edith, bring in 632 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,288 some of that wonderful trout of yours, please. 633 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,290 I think that'll help everything. 634 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,500 Thank you. 635 00:31:19,001 --> 00:31:20,419 Lord, Mr. Elgar, 636 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,297 you sure love Edith's cold potato soup. 637 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,341 You want some more, sir? 638 00:31:41,857 --> 00:31:43,401 That's the last straw! 639 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:44,860 That's all right, folks. 640 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,863 There's plenty more soup in the kitchen 641 00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:49,573 if anybody wants any. 642 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:52,076 Elgar, get out of this room! 643 00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:53,327 Go! 644 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,707 Do you know what NAACP means? 645 00:31:58,749 --> 00:32:01,085 No, Elgar. What does it mean? 646 00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:04,755 It means, "niggers ain't always colored people." 647 00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,258 What does he mean by that? 648 00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:09,135 He called us niggers. 649 00:32:10,344 --> 00:32:12,054 Us? 650 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,737 Heywood. 651 00:32:28,779 --> 00:32:31,282 Knock it off. 652 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:41,792 Rita, I just want to talk to you. 653 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,294 No. No, I don't. 654 00:32:43,377 --> 00:32:44,795 I just want to... 655 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:46,422 Rita? I want to talk... 656 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,425 Sally, the thing that amazes me the most 657 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,927 is that my parents don't understand 658 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:54,430 that they are totally, totally antichristian. 659 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,931 Please, Elgar, I'm sorry. 660 00:32:55,973 --> 00:32:58,642 I don't have time to talk to you. 661 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,395 It's not like I come around with my problems... 662 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:04,732 I have to make festoons for the "worthy causes" ball. 663 00:33:04,773 --> 00:33:08,319 I just want to come in for a few minutes. 664 00:33:08,402 --> 00:33:11,489 Let me come in for a few minutes. 665 00:33:16,952 --> 00:33:18,120 Who's that? 666 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,663 He's, um... 667 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:25,211 He's helping me with the festoons. 668 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,471 Yeah, well, till I see you again, 669 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,306 have a merry Christmas 670 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,808 and happy new year, 671 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,268 happy Halloween, 672 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,687 and screw you, too. 673 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,734 Hey, you know that peace symbol thing 674 00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,237 you got hanging around your neck... 675 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,489 Shove it up your ass. 676 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,616 ♪ Let me love you, baby ♪ 677 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:59,495 ♪ I want to love you now ♪ 678 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,915 ♪ close your eyes and shut off the light ♪ 679 00:34:02,998 --> 00:34:06,085 ♪ let me show you how ♪ 680 00:34:06,168 --> 00:34:09,505 ♪ in a second you will understand ♪ 681 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,757 ♪ the way I feel ♪ 682 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,177 ♪ everything you've ever wanted ♪ 683 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:17,763 ♪ everything is real ♪ 684 00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:18,847 ♪ let me love ♪ 685 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:21,225 ♪ let me love you, baby ♪ 686 00:34:21,308 --> 00:34:23,852 ♪ let me love you now ♪ 687 00:34:23,894 --> 00:34:27,648 ♪ oh, let me love you, baby ♪ 688 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,651 ♪ let me show you how ♪ 689 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:34,321 ♪ I'll show you how ♪ 690 00:34:37,449 --> 00:34:41,203 ♪ whoa, let me love you ♪ 691 00:34:59,305 --> 00:35:01,056 Uh, hi. 692 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:02,224 Hi. 693 00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:03,726 Uh, I'm Elgar. 694 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,227 My name's Lanie. 695 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:07,479 Would you like to dance? 696 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:16,280 Fantastic! 697 00:35:16,363 --> 00:35:18,240 What's fantastic? 698 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,909 You, your being here, it's fantastic. 699 00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:22,411 Are you with V.I.S.T.A.? 700 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,913 Is this some sort of new program? 701 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,081 V.I.S.T.A. 702 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,207 Right. 703 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,002 Volunteers in service to America. 704 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,004 Volunteers, huh? 705 00:35:32,087 --> 00:35:34,089 You think I'm white, don't you? 706 00:35:38,969 --> 00:35:40,512 Oh, tha... 707 00:35:43,849 --> 00:35:45,225 That's... 708 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,727 That's... 709 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:49,647 Well, how was I supposed to know? 710 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,399 If it's that important, you should've asked. 711 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,570 No, it's not that important. 712 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,238 Well, O.K. O.K. 713 00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,782 Let's just keep dancing. 714 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,758 Well, my mother's Irish, 715 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,761 my, uh, father's black, 716 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,262 and they got divorced 717 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:25,474 when I was, uh... 16 years old. 718 00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:31,271 The courts said I should spend the winters with my father 719 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,774 when I was going to school. 720 00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,277 In the summer, I, uh, lived with my mother. 721 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,280 So in the summer I was white, 722 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:44,284 and... and in the winter... 723 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,745 I was black. 724 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,456 God, what did that do to you? 725 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,000 I got very wise. 726 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:57,214 So, why do you work there? 727 00:36:57,297 --> 00:36:58,716 What do you mean, 728 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,718 why do I work there? 729 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,886 It, uh... 730 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,556 It's a bar. 731 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:11,228 Well, I like it, and, uh... 732 00:37:11,311 --> 00:37:12,396 And what? 733 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:13,564 And? 734 00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:15,524 Come on, and what? 735 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,862 And nothing. 736 00:37:19,945 --> 00:37:22,865 So if I walk up to you 737 00:37:22,948 --> 00:37:24,366 and I say, 738 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,411 "I recognize you," 739 00:37:27,494 --> 00:37:29,747 then, uh... 740 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,540 Then what? 741 00:37:31,623 --> 00:37:32,750 We recognize... 742 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,251 Recognize something 743 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:36,587 that we've always known. 744 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,758 I guess that doesn't make too much sense, 745 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,009 does it? 746 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:45,220 How old are you? 747 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:46,388 29. 748 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,890 You're 29 years old, 749 00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:50,392 and you still live at home? 750 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:51,894 It's a big house. 751 00:37:51,935 --> 00:37:55,147 Oh, no house is that big. 752 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,451 Well, come on, let's go. 753 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,245 Where? 754 00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:11,914 To my place. 755 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,419 You sure it's all right? 756 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:18,921 It's all right, Elgar, 757 00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:22,424 but tomorrow you have to go home. 758 00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:26,762 Come on, Elgar, 759 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,348 I have a class at 1:00. 760 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,613 How old are you? 761 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:45,697 24. 762 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:46,865 24? 763 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,033 25. 764 00:38:48,116 --> 00:38:49,201 25. 765 00:38:49,284 --> 00:38:50,702 I'm 26 years old. 766 00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,705 I believed you when you said you were 24, 767 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:54,873 You did? 768 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,124 Yeah. 769 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:21,483 In here! 770 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:22,985 Landlord, in here. 771 00:39:23,068 --> 00:39:24,152 Come on. 772 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:25,654 Duboise, will you move. 773 00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:27,239 Come on, hurry up. 774 00:39:27,322 --> 00:39:30,826 There's water running all over my kitchen. 775 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,327 Oh, my goodness! 776 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:36,665 You're making more mess than we got. 777 00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:37,749 What are... 778 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,878 What in the hell are you doing? 779 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:54,766 Is that O.K.? 780 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:55,767 Fine. Thanks. 781 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:56,768 O.K.? 782 00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:57,853 O.K. 783 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,188 O.K.? 784 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:01,899 XY 00 785 00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:05,277 Mr. Cumberson! 786 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,238 I want to know if your bell works. 787 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,531 Come on. 788 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,533 I know he's in there. 789 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:13,035 Oh, yeah. I'll bet. 790 00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:16,038 Oh, come on, please. 791 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,790 If you don't want your bell fixed, fine. 792 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:19,791 All right? 793 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:21,376 All right, forget it. 794 00:40:33,847 --> 00:40:36,767 I should be getting the plans back 795 00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:38,769 from the building department soon. 796 00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:42,314 As soon as everybody can find a new place to live, 797 00:40:42,397 --> 00:40:45,734 I can start with most of the heavy work. 798 00:40:45,817 --> 00:40:46,902 Uh, Marge, 799 00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:50,656 how am I going to get everybody out of here? 800 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:53,241 I wouldn't sit on a hot stove 801 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,743 till it happens. 802 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,429 Hey, landlord! 803 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:15,931 Hey! How are you? 804 00:41:16,014 --> 00:41:18,433 I just thought I'd come by 805 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:20,978 and see your house. 806 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:22,479 Now, in here, 807 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:25,482 I'm going to rip all this out here, 808 00:41:25,565 --> 00:41:27,985 see, straight through to the skylight. 809 00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,988 In that area, I'll hang a big chandelier. 810 00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:32,531 Right. 811 00:41:32,614 --> 00:41:35,534 And here I'm going to put a patio. 812 00:41:35,617 --> 00:41:37,536 Don't step on this stuff. 813 00:41:37,619 --> 00:41:39,037 Lots of used brick 814 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,540 and maybe some tubs of flowers 815 00:41:41,623 --> 00:41:42,958 along the wall here. 816 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,042 And then... 817 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,760 Right here in this corner, 818 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,762 I thought it'd be wild 819 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,182 if we had some kind of fantastic sculpture. 820 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,059 That'd be very nice. 821 00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:03,353 Or maybe a birdbath. 822 00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:05,105 A birdbath. 823 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,273 Guess what? 824 00:42:06,314 --> 00:42:07,816 What? 825 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:10,986 They're having a rent party for me tonight. 826 00:42:11,069 --> 00:42:12,863 Can you come? 827 00:42:12,946 --> 00:42:15,157 I can't. I'll be dancing tonight. 828 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,701 Oh, God. I'm late for the dentist. 829 00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:19,202 I got to go. 830 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,580 Why are you going to the dentist? 831 00:42:21,663 --> 00:42:24,583 I got this wicked tooth back here. 832 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,586 I've only had one cavity in my whole life. 833 00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:34,468 They can use silver if you'd rather. 834 00:42:34,509 --> 00:42:36,970 Can I give you a ride? 835 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,015 His office is just a couple blocks from here. 836 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:44,519 This your car? 837 00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:46,730 Yeah. Yeah. 838 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:50,275 Can I call you tomorrow? 839 00:42:50,358 --> 00:42:51,401 O.K. 840 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:52,944 Bye-bye. 841 00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:54,112 Bye. 842 00:43:02,829 --> 00:43:04,247 Hey! What the hell 843 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,249 you doing on the toilet? 844 00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:07,333 Hey! 845 00:43:09,294 --> 00:43:10,754 Hojambo. 846 00:43:10,837 --> 00:43:12,756 Meaning "welcome," provided, of course, 847 00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:15,258 you have the necessary requisite... $2.00. 848 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,593 Professor. 849 00:43:16,676 --> 00:43:18,428 Thank you. 850 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:19,930 How you doing? 851 00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:22,265 Monsieur landlord. $5.00. 852 00:43:27,854 --> 00:43:29,523 $5.00 853 00:43:32,859 --> 00:43:34,277 You aren't real, professor. 854 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:36,279 Not qualifying as a spook 855 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:37,405 or hallucination, 856 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:39,157 I assure you, sir, 857 00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:42,828 I'm a bit more real than you are. 858 00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:07,269 Hold it, everybody! 859 00:44:07,310 --> 00:44:09,354 Hold it now! 860 00:44:09,437 --> 00:44:10,856 Here he is. 861 00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:12,274 Here he is, 862 00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:13,775 our guest of honor... 863 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:17,279 Our wonderful and new landlord. 864 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,655 Hi. 865 00:44:21,324 --> 00:44:23,118 He, uh, uh... 866 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,286 Now listen. 867 00:44:24,327 --> 00:44:25,787 You don't bother him, 868 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,455 and he won't bother you. 869 00:44:27,497 --> 00:44:29,457 I'll get you a drink. 870 00:45:24,554 --> 00:45:25,639 Do it! Do it! 871 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,932 Do it! Do it! 872 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:29,684 Do it! Do it! 873 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:31,311 Do it! Do it! 874 00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:33,230 Do it! Do it! 875 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:19,150 Form a circle! 876 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,606 Now, children, 877 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,275 how do we live? 878 00:47:03,069 --> 00:47:04,154 Elgar. 879 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:13,496 Black. 880 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,123 Black. 881 00:47:15,206 --> 00:47:16,207 Black. 882 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,459 Black. 883 00:47:17,542 --> 00:47:18,793 Black, baby. 884 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:20,003 Black. 885 00:47:20,086 --> 00:47:22,797 Baby, black is a whole new thing. 886 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:25,759 And you're going to have to reckon with it. 887 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,761 Is it a fad, though? 888 00:47:27,802 --> 00:47:29,262 See, that's the thing. 889 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:32,223 Man, that is not the thing. 890 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,975 It's like you got a mole. 891 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,727 You got a mole right here. 892 00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,270 And you'll do anything... 893 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,230 To get rid of this mole. 894 00:47:39,314 --> 00:47:41,649 Because everybody that doesn't have moles... 895 00:47:41,691 --> 00:47:43,651 Got you to believe it's real ugly. 896 00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:44,736 So you'd do anything. 897 00:47:44,819 --> 00:47:46,154 You'd hide your face. 898 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,155 Anything... 899 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,656 Walk in backwards... 900 00:47:48,698 --> 00:47:50,200 You'd do everything. 901 00:47:50,283 --> 00:47:51,368 Anything. 902 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:54,037 Then one day... 903 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,038 One day... 904 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:56,581 One day... 905 00:47:56,664 --> 00:47:57,749 Moles are in. 906 00:47:57,832 --> 00:48:00,710 Moles are in. 907 00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:03,338 People are getting out their eyebrow pencil... 908 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,860 Marking them on, and you've got one... 909 00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:06,007 Naturally... 910 00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,510 Right in the middle of your forehead. 911 00:48:08,593 --> 00:48:11,179 You'll know what pride is for the first time. 912 00:48:11,262 --> 00:48:13,056 For the first time. 913 00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:19,020 You whiteys screaming about miscegenation... 914 00:48:19,104 --> 00:48:21,022 And you done watered down 915 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:23,233 every race you ever hated. 916 00:49:08,778 --> 00:49:10,572 Have mercy, baby. 917 00:49:10,613 --> 00:49:12,240 Have mercy. 918 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,243 Have mercy, have mercy. 919 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,744 Have mercy! 920 00:49:16,786 --> 00:49:18,746 Have mercy, baby. 921 00:49:18,788 --> 00:49:20,748 Have mercy. 922 00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:22,459 Have mercy. 923 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,805 What's the matter? 924 00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:19,474 You sick? 925 00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:25,396 Ooh! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 926 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,480 Come on. 927 00:50:27,482 --> 00:50:29,692 I said come on. 928 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,753 You got any mouthwash? Ha ha. 929 00:50:48,836 --> 00:50:50,255 In the bathroom. 930 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,256 Back there. 931 00:50:51,339 --> 00:50:52,757 Right back there? 932 00:51:00,348 --> 00:51:01,266 Where's Copee? 933 00:51:01,349 --> 00:51:03,184 Aw, he's in jail. 934 00:51:05,853 --> 00:51:07,772 How come he's in jail? 935 00:51:08,856 --> 00:51:10,775 How come Copee's in jail? 936 00:51:10,858 --> 00:51:13,444 Oh, he had another demonstration today. 937 00:51:19,867 --> 00:51:22,787 Seems like they're putting everybody in jail nowadays. 938 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,585 I said it seems like 939 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,587 everybody's going to jail nowadays, 940 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,547 especially Copee. 941 00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,800 When did it happen? 942 00:51:35,883 --> 00:51:37,760 This morning. 943 00:51:41,514 --> 00:51:45,226 I don't know. It all just seems so strange to me. 944 00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:48,229 I look at Copee sometimes, and I wonder... 945 00:51:48,313 --> 00:51:51,232 How did we get ourselves into this? 946 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:55,486 Well, I was miss sepia, 1957. 947 00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:59,240 What's that? 948 00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:01,242 Well, that's like miss America 949 00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:03,745 or miss New York... 950 00:52:03,828 --> 00:52:06,247 Except in color. 951 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,417 There's my trophy over there. 952 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,753 What, this? 953 00:52:13,379 --> 00:52:15,256 Francine Marie Johnson, 954 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,759 miss sepia, 1957. 955 00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:21,929 My mother had it made into a lamp 956 00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:23,431 for me for Christmas. 957 00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:26,517 I liked it better when it was a cup. 958 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:32,774 But anyway, as I was saying, 959 00:52:32,857 --> 00:52:36,778 it sure has been hard on me since Copee turned black. 960 00:52:36,861 --> 00:52:38,279 Turned black? 961 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:42,784 Yeah. He was Sioux Indian for two years. 962 00:52:42,867 --> 00:52:44,827 And little Walter gee... 963 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:49,248 He gets so confused. 964 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:51,668 He doesn't know what to think. 965 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:57,256 You know, I thought... 966 00:52:57,340 --> 00:53:00,259 I thought about going to Chicago. 967 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,972 Maybe California. 968 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:11,312 Go into the movies or... Go on TV or something. 969 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:16,192 I'm sure tired of doing heads. 970 00:53:23,574 --> 00:53:26,911 Do you think I look good enough to be on TV? 971 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:30,832 I think you look fantastic. 972 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:35,294 Yeah, well, you wouldn't know it by Copee. 973 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,505 He thinks I should be blacker. 974 00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:40,633 That's ridiculous. 975 00:53:42,051 --> 00:53:44,470 Why is that ridiculous? 976 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,808 Because you're beautiful. 977 00:53:54,313 --> 00:53:56,357 It's just the red light. 978 00:54:07,201 --> 00:54:08,703 What's the matter? 979 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:11,247 Oh, wait a second. 980 00:54:11,330 --> 00:54:14,083 Oh, God. My head's killing me. 981 00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:22,258 You feel anything? 982 00:54:22,341 --> 00:54:25,219 Well, you haven't got a fever. 983 00:54:42,904 --> 00:54:44,822 What you got there? 984 00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:46,115 Excedrin. 985 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:53,915 You got a headache, too? 986 00:56:42,523 --> 00:56:46,277 ♪ Let him hold you ♪ 987 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,781 ♪ let him touch you ♪ 988 00:56:50,865 --> 00:56:57,330 ♪ soon you'll understand ♪ 989 00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:02,960 ♪ while he makes you ♪ 990 00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:07,006 ♪ into a woman ♪ 991 00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:10,217 ♪ he becomes ♪ 992 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:14,847 ♪ your man ♪ 993 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:36,243 ♪ The tenderness ♪ 994 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:40,748 ♪ you learn to love ♪ 995 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,918 ♪ as memories rush ♪ 996 00:57:44,001 --> 00:57:46,879 ♪ through your head ♪ 997 00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:51,425 ♪ you'll make her feel ♪ 998 00:57:51,467 --> 00:57:55,596 ♪ just like a woman ♪ 999 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,557 ♪ while you become ♪ 1000 00:57:58,599 --> 00:58:03,604 ♪ her man ♪♪ 1001 00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:04,814 Elgar. 1002 00:58:09,443 --> 00:58:11,904 Elgar... 1003 00:58:11,946 --> 00:58:14,240 This doesn't mean anything. 1004 00:58:22,456 --> 00:58:23,958 Because I love Copee. 1005 00:58:52,111 --> 00:58:53,195 Lanie! 1006 00:58:54,655 --> 00:58:56,532 Hi. Come on in. 1007 00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:48,417 I just don't understand 1008 00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:52,421 your sudden interest in those kind of people, dear. 1009 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:55,174 I mean, we're all liberals, but... 1010 00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:56,926 Open hybridization... 1011 00:59:57,009 --> 00:59:59,428 I'm their landlord till they get relocated. 1012 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:00,930 Well, I don't understand. 1013 01:00:01,013 --> 01:00:02,264 Red ball! 1014 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,226 I think there's something 1015 01:00:05,267 --> 01:00:06,936 that you should know, mother. 1016 01:00:07,019 --> 01:00:08,395 What's that, dear? 1017 01:00:08,437 --> 01:00:12,024 I think I love a girl who's a negro. 1018 01:00:15,528 --> 01:00:18,155 Elgar, let's go for a little drive. 1019 01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:20,658 I want to talk to you. 1020 01:00:20,741 --> 01:00:21,659 Uh, daddy... 1021 01:00:21,742 --> 01:00:23,035 Yes? 1022 01:00:23,077 --> 01:00:25,746 We're going for a drive. Something's come up. 1023 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,206 Elgar, 1024 01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:29,458 a lot of these people... Not all... 1025 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:32,461 There's good black people as well as good white people. 1026 01:00:32,545 --> 01:00:34,088 I've always taught you that. 1027 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:37,091 But some live to set traps for rich white women. 1028 01:00:37,174 --> 01:00:39,969 I'm not a rich white woman, mother. 1029 01:00:40,052 --> 01:00:41,470 I know that, dear. 1030 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:44,473 I didn't mean that. You know I didn't mean that. 1031 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:45,933 Didn't we all go together 1032 01:00:45,975 --> 01:00:48,102 to see Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? 1033 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,436 Yeah. 1034 01:00:49,478 --> 01:00:51,939 It's just, Elgar, you have to realize 1035 01:00:51,981 --> 01:00:53,941 all Negroes are not like that. 1036 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,943 You sound like a segregationist. 1037 01:00:55,985 --> 01:00:58,445 I think you have a castration complex. 1038 01:00:58,487 --> 01:01:01,448 You have a castration complex. I can't have one. 1039 01:01:01,490 --> 01:01:02,950 It isn't physically possible. 1040 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,953 A castration complex is one of the crosses 1041 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,955 a liberated female must bear! 1042 01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:10,166 You think I'm a liberator, dear? 1043 01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:12,168 Joyce, you are a liberated, 1044 01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:15,171 aggressive, butch American broad. 1045 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:19,633 Doesn't mean I don't love you. 1046 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:24,180 What does it mean, dear? 1047 01:01:24,263 --> 01:01:28,893 It means I'm going to do what I want with my damn life. 1048 01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:35,649 So... 1049 01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:38,819 You're going to marry a Negress. Ha ha. 1050 01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:45,910 You'll be happy to hear she's very light. 1051 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:48,495 Son, do me a favor. Make sure. 1052 01:01:48,579 --> 01:01:50,497 Oh, mother. I don't care. 1053 01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:51,916 Don't you understand? 1054 01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:54,919 Why don't you come down to my house 1055 01:01:55,002 --> 01:01:56,921 and help me plan what to do? 1056 01:01:57,004 --> 01:01:58,422 Me, your castrated mother? 1057 01:01:58,505 --> 01:02:00,925 What could I possibly do to help? 1058 01:02:01,008 --> 01:02:03,135 Just help me plan it. 1059 01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:06,138 You can pick out the drapes, uh, wallpaper, 1060 01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,640 stuff like that. 1061 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,939 You only have to ask, dear. 1062 01:02:15,022 --> 01:02:17,942 That's all you've ever had to do. 1063 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:22,446 And don't worry about that girl, dear. 1064 01:02:22,529 --> 01:02:24,448 If she's putting you on, 1065 01:02:24,531 --> 01:02:27,284 she's most likely only Jewish. 1066 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:39,380 Heywood, I shouldn't be long. 1067 01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:50,391 Let's go. Let's go. 1068 01:02:50,474 --> 01:02:52,351 Come on. Go on, go on! 1069 01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:03,570 If you're from the police, they got him already. 1070 01:03:04,989 --> 01:03:06,448 I beg your pardon? 1071 01:03:06,532 --> 01:03:08,200 I'm Mrs. Enders. 1072 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:13,038 The landlord's wife? 1073 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,457 Ha ha ha. Well, thank you very much. 1074 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:16,917 I'm his mother. 1075 01:03:21,213 --> 01:03:23,132 I didn't get your name. 1076 01:03:23,215 --> 01:03:24,425 Marge. 1077 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:26,427 Just call me Marge. 1078 01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:27,428 Marge. 1079 01:03:27,511 --> 01:03:29,430 What's your name, dear? 1080 01:03:29,513 --> 01:03:31,432 Same as my son's... Enders. 1081 01:03:34,518 --> 01:03:36,437 What's your first name? 1082 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,938 Joyce. 1083 01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:39,273 Nice. 1084 01:03:39,315 --> 01:03:40,607 What you got there, Joyce? 1085 01:03:42,234 --> 01:03:45,112 Oh, I was just browsing through house beautiful 1086 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:48,115 and I came across this material for drapes. 1087 01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:51,076 I thought I'd drop over and measure the windows 1088 01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:53,746 and have some made up for Elgar 1089 01:03:53,787 --> 01:03:55,748 for a housewarming gift, but... 1090 01:03:55,789 --> 01:03:58,417 Isn't that thoughtful? I sew. 1091 01:03:58,459 --> 01:03:59,668 You do? 1092 01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:02,671 Mm-hmm. I made all the designs 1093 01:04:02,755 --> 01:04:05,716 for Ruby Randall's fashion show at the rock of ages. 1094 01:04:05,799 --> 01:04:07,426 You did? 1095 01:04:07,468 --> 01:04:10,012 Mm-hmm. Sit down and drink your wine 1096 01:04:10,095 --> 01:04:11,722 before the ice cubes melt. 1097 01:04:11,805 --> 01:04:13,682 From the looks of this apartment, 1098 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:16,101 I would say the water comes in secondhand. 1099 01:04:26,987 --> 01:04:28,614 Good. Very good. 1100 01:04:28,655 --> 01:04:31,784 Try this. This'll tear your head off. 1101 01:04:31,825 --> 01:04:33,952 Why does it foam like that? 1102 01:04:33,994 --> 01:04:35,454 Is that carbonated? 1103 01:04:36,497 --> 01:04:37,956 It's just ruthless. 1104 01:04:37,998 --> 01:04:39,958 It's ruthless! 1105 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,836 Listen, would you like a little lunch? 1106 01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:45,381 I got some ham hocks, some Greens... 1107 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:48,759 I never eat lunch. It's my own diet. Never. 1108 01:04:48,842 --> 01:04:50,386 Honey... 1109 01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:53,389 You better sit down and have some lunch. 1110 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:56,266 How you white folks going to defend yourself 1111 01:04:56,350 --> 01:04:57,768 if you don't eat? 1112 01:05:01,522 --> 01:05:03,899 What is that? 1113 01:05:03,982 --> 01:05:05,526 Pot liquor. 1114 01:05:05,609 --> 01:05:07,403 Pot? Pot Li... 1115 01:05:07,486 --> 01:05:08,904 Pot. Pot liquor. 1116 01:05:08,987 --> 01:05:11,657 Uh, juice from the Greens. 1117 01:05:14,827 --> 01:05:17,121 Puts lead in your pencil. 1118 01:05:18,997 --> 01:05:20,916 Lead in my pencil? 1119 01:05:26,505 --> 01:05:28,715 Mmm! Oh, boy. 1120 01:05:31,009 --> 01:05:32,428 Joyce, 1121 01:05:32,511 --> 01:05:35,431 you could get at those hocks a little better 1122 01:05:35,514 --> 01:05:37,474 if you take your gloves off. 1123 01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:42,563 Oh, God. My gloves! 1124 01:05:42,604 --> 01:05:46,900 Ah... actually, I've taken up reimbodiment. 1125 01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:48,402 Reimbodiment? 1126 01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:49,611 What's that? 1127 01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:51,572 You'll never guess. 1128 01:05:52,614 --> 01:05:54,408 Don't count on it. 1129 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:56,910 Oh, yes! 1130 01:05:56,952 --> 01:05:59,329 I have something to tell you. 1131 01:06:00,956 --> 01:06:04,251 I did something very naughty this morning. 1132 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:06,253 You did? What did you do? 1133 01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:07,421 Guess. 1134 01:06:08,964 --> 01:06:10,924 You dirtied on the floor. 1135 01:06:12,092 --> 01:06:13,177 No! 1136 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:15,429 No! 1137 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,430 God! 1138 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,682 Well, now, give me two more guesses. 1139 01:06:18,765 --> 01:06:20,309 Hell no! 1140 01:06:20,392 --> 01:06:22,352 Hoo hoo! 1141 01:06:28,984 --> 01:06:30,444 Tell us. 1142 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:31,945 Oh, it's funny. 1143 01:06:31,987 --> 01:06:33,447 What? 1144 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,450 I forgot... What I did this morning. 1145 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,202 Isn't that funny? 1146 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,456 It's a wonder you remember where you are, honey. 1147 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,957 You on your second jug. 1148 01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:46,793 Let me pour you another little nip here. 1149 01:06:46,877 --> 01:06:48,295 It wasn't important anyway. 1150 01:06:48,378 --> 01:06:49,630 No. 1151 01:06:51,632 --> 01:06:53,383 So, uh... 1152 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,302 As I was saying. 1153 01:06:55,385 --> 01:06:58,138 You know... 1154 01:06:58,222 --> 01:07:01,391 I was very... popular 1155 01:07:01,475 --> 01:07:03,477 when I was young. 1156 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,400 And all the young men were so attractive. 1157 01:07:14,696 --> 01:07:16,323 Oh, God. 1158 01:07:17,991 --> 01:07:19,952 And my husband... 1159 01:07:21,453 --> 01:07:22,996 Tell us. 1160 01:07:25,999 --> 01:07:29,211 I can't remember which one I married. 1161 01:07:30,295 --> 01:07:32,839 Last night I... I, uh... 1162 01:07:35,592 --> 01:07:37,553 Elgar, what's bothering you? 1163 01:07:39,513 --> 01:07:40,806 Nothing. 1164 01:07:43,016 --> 01:07:44,851 What do you mean, nothing? 1165 01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:46,478 Ah, just, uh... 1166 01:07:47,604 --> 01:07:49,523 Elgar, say it. 1167 01:08:02,494 --> 01:08:03,912 Shit. 1168 01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:06,873 Now what is the matter? 1169 01:08:06,957 --> 01:08:10,502 I forgot my lucky number again. 1170 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:13,171 18. 1171 01:08:14,756 --> 01:08:15,716 18. 1172 01:08:15,757 --> 01:08:16,758 18. 1173 01:08:18,468 --> 01:08:21,847 And your note... Your note is e-flat. 1174 01:08:28,645 --> 01:08:30,314 More. More... 1175 01:08:30,397 --> 01:08:33,317 When do I hit this note? 1176 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:36,903 You hit it anytime you like. 1177 01:08:36,987 --> 01:08:39,072 It's yours. 1178 01:08:40,741 --> 01:08:44,494 ♪ Ooh ♪♪ ♪ ooh ♪♪ 1179 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:51,877 Listen, now, now, now, 1180 01:08:51,918 --> 01:08:54,379 don't you worry about it, baby. 1181 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:57,382 I'll make the drapes and... 1182 01:08:57,424 --> 01:09:00,385 I'll... Get the material. 1183 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:03,889 Won't charge nothing like the decorator. 1184 01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:06,892 I don't know how to thank you. Here. 1185 01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:08,393 That's all right. 1186 01:09:08,435 --> 01:09:10,395 Here, take this charger plate, honey. 1187 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:12,397 Get what you need. Just... I... 1188 01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:16,902 Take... a swatch of that material and get what you want. 1189 01:09:16,943 --> 01:09:20,280 I'm going home. God... Wherever that is. 1190 01:09:23,158 --> 01:09:26,912 Want me to wrap up a couple of these ham hocks for you? 1191 01:09:26,953 --> 01:09:28,914 Uh, no. I'll just, uh... 1192 01:09:28,955 --> 01:09:30,916 Put 'em in my bag. 1193 01:09:30,957 --> 01:09:32,417 Well, all right, honey. 1194 01:09:32,459 --> 01:09:34,920 Since you enjoyed them so much. 1195 01:09:34,961 --> 01:09:37,923 Here. Take three. I got plenty more. 1196 01:09:37,964 --> 01:09:39,424 Stay cool, Marge. 1197 01:09:39,466 --> 01:09:41,802 Mm-hmm. Can you make it down? 1198 01:09:41,885 --> 01:09:42,886 Stay cool. 1199 01:09:50,268 --> 01:09:53,355 Hey... wood! 1200 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,514 My mouth is so dry. 1201 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,975 Why is my mouth so dry? 1202 01:10:32,102 --> 01:10:33,019 Hi. 1203 01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:34,479 Hi. How are you? 1204 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:36,481 Hi. Got a lot of reservations? 1205 01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:38,483 Yeah. We're going to have a lot. 1206 01:10:38,525 --> 01:10:39,526 Good. 1207 01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:56,918 Anytime you leave perfume, lipstick, 1208 01:10:57,002 --> 01:10:58,420 anything like that around, man, 1209 01:10:58,503 --> 01:11:00,422 you know, like, nobody sees it. 1210 01:11:00,505 --> 01:11:03,842 I don't understand it. Chicks just go blind. 1211 01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:05,761 Try, um, miss thing. 1212 01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:08,013 She had a date last night. 1213 01:11:08,054 --> 01:11:10,348 Miss thing, you seen my perfume? 1214 01:11:10,390 --> 01:11:13,351 I think we ought to check her pocketbook. 1215 01:11:13,393 --> 01:11:16,438 No, I don't think you'd better check my pocketbook! 1216 01:11:16,521 --> 01:11:18,023 Give this pocketbook to me. 1217 01:11:18,064 --> 01:11:19,941 Oh, look at her. 1218 01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:22,861 Listen, you raggedy ass black bitch, 1219 01:11:22,903 --> 01:11:24,946 don't you mess with me. 1220 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:26,448 Listen, you high-yellow heifer, 1221 01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:29,951 you have to get a lot blacker and a lot badder 1222 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:32,537 to stand there and call me a black bitch. 1223 01:11:32,579 --> 01:11:34,289 Get something straightened out, honey. 1224 01:11:34,372 --> 01:11:37,459 'Cause you got one of them little blue-eyed wonders 1225 01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:39,795 don't mean a fucking thing to me. 1226 01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:42,839 ♪ You can't account for 40 hours ♪ 1227 01:11:42,923 --> 01:11:44,549 ♪ in a 24-hour day... ♪ 1228 01:12:13,286 --> 01:12:14,663 ♪ You be dirty ♪ 1229 01:12:14,746 --> 01:12:16,122 ♪ you're gonna be dirty ♪ 1230 01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,207 ♪ baby ♪ 1231 01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:18,166 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 1232 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:19,334 ♪ you be dirty ♪ 1233 01:12:19,417 --> 01:12:20,961 ♪ you're gonna be dirty ♪ 1234 01:12:21,044 --> 01:12:21,962 ♪ baby ♪ 1235 01:12:22,045 --> 01:12:23,380 ♪ whoa, yeah ♪ 1236 01:12:23,463 --> 01:12:24,464 ♪ you be dirty ♪ 1237 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:25,757 ♪ what kind of man are you? ♪ 1238 01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:26,800 ♪ Baby ♪ 1239 01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:28,426 ♪ do me, do me right ♪ 1240 01:12:28,468 --> 01:12:30,512 ♪ what kinda man are you ♪ 1241 01:12:30,595 --> 01:12:31,721 ♪ baby ♪ 1242 01:12:31,805 --> 01:12:33,640 ♪ to stay out all night long? ♪ 1243 01:12:33,723 --> 01:12:34,975 You're early. 1244 01:12:35,016 --> 01:12:36,017 Yeah. 1245 01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:41,648 What's the matter? 1246 01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:45,068 Nothing. 1247 01:12:45,151 --> 01:12:46,319 Nothing. 1248 01:12:48,989 --> 01:12:50,574 Nothing? 1249 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:57,914 What, uh... 1250 01:12:57,998 --> 01:13:00,000 I quit my job. 1251 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:09,467 You quit your job? 1252 01:13:12,345 --> 01:13:13,805 That's right. 1253 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:17,726 What are you going to do? 1254 01:13:17,809 --> 01:13:20,770 I don't know what I'm going to do, Elgar. 1255 01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:23,940 I just don't know, so leave me alone! 1256 01:13:26,026 --> 01:13:28,153 Hey, w-what happened? 1257 01:13:30,655 --> 01:13:32,115 Did something happen? 1258 01:13:36,036 --> 01:13:37,913 What's the matter? 1259 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,043 Going to tell me what's wrong? 1260 01:15:54,966 --> 01:15:56,342 So, my dear, 1261 01:15:56,426 --> 01:15:59,888 if we can raise 150,000 for Laura's thing next month, 1262 01:15:59,971 --> 01:16:03,892 we've got the cooperation of St. Andrews and that whole bunch. 1263 01:16:03,975 --> 01:16:06,895 Joyce, darling, Lily's being moved to mercy hospital. 1264 01:16:06,978 --> 01:16:08,396 It looks very bad. 1265 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,898 It's a matter of time. 1266 01:16:09,981 --> 01:16:11,900 Oh, poor Lily! 1267 01:16:11,983 --> 01:16:14,903 I don't see what that has to do with it. 1268 01:16:14,986 --> 01:16:16,905 She's not on the committee. 1269 01:16:16,988 --> 01:16:19,908 I know, but if Lily passes away, dear, 1270 01:16:19,991 --> 01:16:22,911 the funeral will be an absolute must. 1271 01:16:22,994 --> 01:16:24,913 Joyce, isn't that Elgar coming in? 1272 01:16:24,996 --> 01:16:26,498 Oh, thank God. 1273 01:16:26,539 --> 01:16:27,916 Elgar! 1274 01:16:27,999 --> 01:16:29,125 Elgar. 1275 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:32,921 Uh, Elgar! 1276 01:16:33,004 --> 01:16:34,714 What is this costume? 1277 01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:37,801 Did you come all the way here to embarrass me? 1278 01:16:37,884 --> 01:16:40,428 Who is that? Is that bunny Oliver? 1279 01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:42,430 No, mother, this is Lanie. 1280 01:16:42,514 --> 01:16:44,599 I told you about Lanie. 1281 01:16:44,682 --> 01:16:46,768 What did you tell me? 1282 01:16:46,851 --> 01:16:48,728 That I thought I was in love. 1283 01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:51,564 Come meet Mr. and Mrs. Dory and their daughter 1284 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:53,066 all the way from Virginia. 1285 01:16:53,149 --> 01:16:55,652 Excuse me, dear. So nice to meet you. 1286 01:16:55,735 --> 01:16:58,738 Mother, screw Mr. and Mrs. Dory and their daughter, 1287 01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:00,240 and screw Virginia! 1288 01:17:00,281 --> 01:17:02,075 Mother, your committee is waiving cocktails. 1289 01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:04,536 I think things are falling apart. 1290 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,248 Oh, my God! 1291 01:17:08,331 --> 01:17:10,708 Elgar, I'm so glad you came. 1292 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:12,752 Yeah, hi, Susu. How are you? 1293 01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:15,296 This is Lanie. This is my sister Susan. 1294 01:17:15,380 --> 01:17:16,381 Divine. Hello. 1295 01:17:16,422 --> 01:17:17,841 Elgar, Peter's here. 1296 01:17:17,924 --> 01:17:20,844 He's marvelous, and he's dying to see you. 1297 01:17:20,927 --> 01:17:22,846 Where the hell is he? 1298 01:17:22,929 --> 01:17:23,847 Elgar. 1299 01:17:23,930 --> 01:17:25,056 Hey, William Jr. 1300 01:17:25,098 --> 01:17:26,558 We're looking for Oscar. 1301 01:17:26,599 --> 01:17:28,059 Have you seen Oscar? 1302 01:17:28,101 --> 01:17:30,103 The one who carries the flag. 1303 01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:32,147 I don't know an Oscar. 1304 01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:34,107 Listen, I want you to meet... 1305 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,276 Doris, I want you to... 1306 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:37,485 Elgar. 1307 01:17:37,569 --> 01:17:40,280 Oh, yes. Scotch and soda on the rocks. 1308 01:17:40,363 --> 01:17:41,781 You want something? 1309 01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:43,491 Elgar, it's Peter! 1310 01:17:45,451 --> 01:17:46,870 Peter Bo jangles coon. 1311 01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:49,372 Oh. Do a little dance for us. 1312 01:17:49,455 --> 01:17:51,374 And you're Shirley temple, right? 1313 01:17:51,457 --> 01:17:54,043 Yeah, I'm Shirley temple. 1314 01:17:54,127 --> 01:17:56,254 Elgar, Peter and I are engaged. 1315 01:17:56,296 --> 01:17:57,881 Oh, congratulations. 1316 01:17:57,964 --> 01:17:59,716 Peter... 1317 01:17:59,799 --> 01:18:00,925 Susan. 1318 01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:04,304 Susan, stop that exhibition. 1319 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,392 We're going out for a smoke. 1320 01:18:09,475 --> 01:18:10,894 Enjoy yourselves. 1321 01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:12,896 Dad. Dad! 1322 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:13,979 Dad? 1323 01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:16,900 I want you to meet Lanie. 1324 01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:18,401 This is my father. 1325 01:18:18,484 --> 01:18:20,069 How do you do? 1326 01:18:20,153 --> 01:18:21,571 How do you do? 1327 01:18:21,654 --> 01:18:24,574 Isn't that a great costume he's got on? 1328 01:18:24,657 --> 01:18:26,576 Thank you. Uh, yours, too. 1329 01:18:26,659 --> 01:18:28,661 Well, before you get too drunk, 1330 01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:30,705 I want to talk to you. 1331 01:18:30,788 --> 01:18:32,290 If you'll excuse us, dear. 1332 01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:33,416 Certainly. 1333 01:18:33,499 --> 01:18:35,919 We'll find a place with less noise. 1334 01:18:36,002 --> 01:18:37,712 Dad, wait a second. 1335 01:18:37,795 --> 01:18:39,214 It's all right. 1336 01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:40,673 No, no, come on... 1337 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:50,850 I took a drive past that house of yours 1338 01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:52,852 in that dreadful slum, 1339 01:18:52,936 --> 01:18:55,355 and upon investigating your rent records... 1340 01:18:55,438 --> 01:18:58,358 If you can call them records... 1341 01:18:58,441 --> 01:19:00,860 I discovered that you, uh... 1342 01:19:00,944 --> 01:19:02,862 Get no rent from those hoodlums. 1343 01:19:02,946 --> 01:19:04,364 Yeah, dad. I, uh... 1344 01:19:04,447 --> 01:19:06,366 There's one sublet that goes under 1345 01:19:06,449 --> 01:19:08,368 the dubious title of the Cumbersons 1346 01:19:08,451 --> 01:19:11,371 who hasn't paid rent in over a year. 1347 01:19:11,454 --> 01:19:12,872 They're an elderly couple. 1348 01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:14,874 They have no funds, no relations... 1349 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,876 Son, I think you haven't got the guts 1350 01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,878 to ask them for the rent. 1351 01:19:18,962 --> 01:19:22,131 They're too old and sick to even come outside, dad. 1352 01:19:22,215 --> 01:19:23,633 Is that so? 1353 01:19:23,716 --> 01:19:24,717 Yeah. 1354 01:19:24,801 --> 01:19:27,220 Are you sure you're not just afraid? 1355 01:19:27,303 --> 01:19:29,222 I mean, in case you ask them 1356 01:19:29,305 --> 01:19:32,392 for some of that back rent, maybe two months' worth, 1357 01:19:32,475 --> 01:19:35,895 that they might not riot and burn that roach trap down? 1358 01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:38,398 All right, dad. 1359 01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:41,401 Let's see how heartless you can really be. 1360 01:19:41,484 --> 01:19:43,569 You're so tough, right? 1361 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:48,408 You listen to that old man's poor, pathetic voice 1362 01:19:48,491 --> 01:19:49,909 and demand money from him. 1363 01:19:49,993 --> 01:19:51,911 We're going to have a civilized conversation 1364 01:19:51,995 --> 01:19:55,331 about the issues of this disgusting business venture. 1365 01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:57,917 There's got to be law and order. 1366 01:19:58,001 --> 01:19:59,419 Now sit down. 1367 01:19:59,502 --> 01:20:01,921 No, I'm not going to sit down, general, uh... 1368 01:20:02,005 --> 01:20:03,923 W-Whatever the hell your name is 1369 01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:06,426 with your fruit salad and everything. 1370 01:20:06,509 --> 01:20:11,431 Marge? Will you try and get Mr. Cumberson to the phone, please? 1371 01:20:11,514 --> 01:20:12,598 I'm... 1372 01:20:14,017 --> 01:20:15,184 What? 1373 01:20:15,268 --> 01:20:16,686 Oh, no, no! 1374 01:20:16,769 --> 01:20:18,438 Are they dead? 1375 01:20:18,521 --> 01:20:20,940 Oh, holy shit. 1376 01:20:22,525 --> 01:20:23,943 Yeah. I'll be right over. 1377 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:25,737 Son of a... 1378 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:30,366 Hey, did the joint burn down? 1379 01:20:34,537 --> 01:20:36,164 Hey, man... 1380 01:20:37,915 --> 01:20:39,167 For your troubles. 1381 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:40,293 Marge? 1382 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:49,052 Hi, sugar. 1383 01:20:51,429 --> 01:20:54,432 What happened to, uh, the... 1384 01:20:54,474 --> 01:20:56,517 Well, I... I think the Cumbersons 1385 01:20:56,601 --> 01:20:59,520 got a new lease on life or something, 1386 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:01,022 and they're gone. They... 1387 01:21:01,105 --> 01:21:02,940 The radiators. Where are the radiators? 1388 01:21:02,982 --> 01:21:05,443 You didn't want those old radiators anyhow. 1389 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:08,571 A junkman can get you plenty of radiators. 1390 01:21:09,989 --> 01:21:12,450 Oh, beautiful. They took the stove! 1391 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:14,452 That... that... W-Why not? 1392 01:21:14,494 --> 01:21:15,995 Why not take the stove? 1393 01:21:19,999 --> 01:21:22,377 Place looks like a damn tomb. 1394 01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:27,465 I just came out the can... again. 1395 01:21:27,507 --> 01:21:30,426 I been fighting the man out here in the streets 1396 01:21:30,510 --> 01:21:31,487 since I was 7. 1397 01:21:31,511 --> 01:21:33,971 I came out the house and smelled paint. 1398 01:21:34,013 --> 01:21:35,473 He's fixing his place. 1399 01:21:35,515 --> 01:21:36,974 He's fixing his place. 1400 01:21:37,016 --> 01:21:38,976 In a place where there's poor people 1401 01:21:39,018 --> 01:21:40,978 sitting out here in the street. 1402 01:22:17,056 --> 01:22:18,724 Ta-da! 1403 01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:19,809 Hi. 1404 01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:21,436 Uh-uh! No, no, no! 1405 01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:22,937 Stay there. Stay there. 1406 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:25,356 I have got a surprise for you. 1407 01:22:25,398 --> 01:22:26,357 Listen, honey, 1408 01:22:26,399 --> 01:22:29,235 let me turn this down a smidgen. 1409 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:31,946 Yeah. Come on, what you got there? 1410 01:22:32,029 --> 01:22:33,948 How do you like that? 1411 01:22:34,031 --> 01:22:36,367 Oh, yeah! 1412 01:22:36,409 --> 01:22:37,660 That's wild. 1413 01:22:37,743 --> 01:22:39,287 Recognize anybody? 1414 01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:41,289 And I got something else. 1415 01:22:41,372 --> 01:22:43,458 It's little, but kind of special. 1416 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:44,876 I hope you like it. 1417 01:22:46,752 --> 01:22:49,672 Oh, gee, hon, I can't get over everything. 1418 01:22:49,755 --> 01:22:51,424 I really can't. 1419 01:22:51,466 --> 01:22:53,926 It's like I told you... 1420 01:22:53,968 --> 01:22:56,429 A little paint 1421 01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:59,015 and some curtains and... 1422 01:22:59,098 --> 01:23:00,433 Well... 1423 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,560 A few thousand dollars. 1424 01:23:04,729 --> 01:23:07,732 And you got yourself a real nice place. 1425 01:23:09,984 --> 01:23:13,988 Hey, you didn't even open up my gift. 1426 01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:25,833 It's an egg! 1427 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:27,460 That's right. 1428 01:23:44,519 --> 01:23:45,895 Uh... could you tell me 1429 01:23:45,978 --> 01:23:47,897 where I might find Mr. Enders? 1430 01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:50,483 The landlord lives in the basement, lady. 1431 01:23:52,026 --> 01:23:55,154 Hi, mother. How are you? Come on in. 1432 01:24:00,993 --> 01:24:06,415 Elgar, I want this entire poverty program that you're on dropped. 1433 01:24:06,499 --> 01:24:07,917 Uh, mother, you... 1434 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,920 No, no. I want you out of here within the week. 1435 01:24:11,003 --> 01:24:13,923 Mother, you will not walk into my house 1436 01:24:14,006 --> 01:24:15,424 and order me about. 1437 01:24:15,508 --> 01:24:17,927 And another thing... Tell that Marge upstairs 1438 01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:19,929 I want my charger plate back. 1439 01:24:20,012 --> 01:24:21,430 What charger plate? 1440 01:24:21,514 --> 01:24:22,932 Don't you charger plate me. 1441 01:24:23,015 --> 01:24:24,433 That's my drapery material! 1442 01:24:24,517 --> 01:24:26,435 She's outfitted the entire plantation. 1443 01:24:26,519 --> 01:24:28,437 Mother, don't call this a plantation. 1444 01:24:28,521 --> 01:24:29,498 You dumb cluck. 1445 01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:30,648 What? 1446 01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:32,650 You really aren't concerned, are you, 1447 01:24:32,692 --> 01:24:34,443 that you walked boldly 1448 01:24:34,527 --> 01:24:37,446 into the spinal meningitis summer festival ball 1449 01:24:37,530 --> 01:24:38,948 at which I begged you... 1450 01:24:39,031 --> 01:24:40,449 I begged you to come 1451 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:43,411 in a costume of a dead American hero! 1452 01:24:43,494 --> 01:24:45,705 Well, Susu came dressed as Shirley temple. 1453 01:24:45,746 --> 01:24:48,249 Susu did not come as Shirley temple. 1454 01:24:48,332 --> 01:24:49,750 She came as little Eva! 1455 01:24:49,834 --> 01:24:52,712 All right. I'm not going to argue with you. 1456 01:24:52,795 --> 01:24:55,256 I'm not going to argue with you. 1457 01:24:55,339 --> 01:24:57,717 Look at you. Look at you. 1458 01:24:59,969 --> 01:25:01,887 Why don't you cut your hair? 1459 01:25:01,971 --> 01:25:03,931 Elgar, you look like a floozy. 1460 01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:05,933 Mother, in about two seconds, 1461 01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:08,936 I'm going to really lose my temper, 1462 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:13,774 and I'm going to throw your ass out of here. 1463 01:25:13,858 --> 01:25:16,944 0.K., what's the matter with you now? 1464 01:25:17,028 --> 01:25:18,946 Nothing. Don't pay any attention. 1465 01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:22,241 Go right on with what you were saying. 1466 01:25:24,994 --> 01:25:28,414 Joyce, if your heart doesn't attack you in a few minutes, 1467 01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:29,915 I will. 1468 01:25:29,999 --> 01:25:32,418 Attack me? What... do you mean... 1469 01:25:32,501 --> 01:25:35,421 Do you mean sexually, you pervert? 1470 01:25:35,504 --> 01:25:37,048 I'm your mother! 1471 01:25:37,089 --> 01:25:40,051 0.K., lady, go on. Out! Get out! 1472 01:25:40,092 --> 01:25:42,553 What have they done to you? 1473 01:25:42,595 --> 01:25:44,555 What have they done to me? 1474 01:25:44,597 --> 01:25:47,767 I'll tell you what they've done to me, mother. 1475 01:25:47,808 --> 01:25:50,770 For one thing, as I'm sure you've already noticed, 1476 01:25:50,811 --> 01:25:52,772 I've run away from home! 1477 01:25:52,813 --> 01:25:56,776 I'm 29 years old, and I have run away from home. 1478 01:25:56,817 --> 01:26:00,196 Doesn't that strike you as being just a little sick? 1479 01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:01,197 You... you... 1480 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:05,785 Elgar Winthrop Julius Enders, 1481 01:26:05,868 --> 01:26:09,080 you no longer have a mother. 1482 01:26:21,801 --> 01:26:23,260 Thanks. 1483 01:26:30,976 --> 01:26:32,937 Do you think the lady 1484 01:26:32,978 --> 01:26:35,940 could excuse us for a minute, landlord? 1485 01:26:35,981 --> 01:26:38,442 What for? What do you want? 1486 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:40,069 Excedrin headache number one. 1487 01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:49,829 ♪ Lay your kinky, woolly head ♪ 1488 01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:52,957 ♪ on your mammy's breast ♪♪ 1489 01:27:20,526 --> 01:27:21,527 Copee? 1490 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:27,408 Copee, what are you doing? 1491 01:27:27,491 --> 01:27:29,869 Trying to fill out this application, 1492 01:27:29,910 --> 01:27:34,707 go downtown and get some money for the white landlord. 1493 01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:41,922 Copee, I got to talk to you. 1494 01:27:42,006 --> 01:27:43,007 What? 1495 01:27:46,844 --> 01:27:48,387 What's the matter? 1496 01:27:55,269 --> 01:27:56,771 What's the matter, baby? 1497 01:28:09,241 --> 01:28:10,826 Copee, I'm pregnant. 1498 01:28:19,543 --> 01:28:20,669 You're what? 1499 01:28:22,254 --> 01:28:23,756 I'm pregnant. 1500 01:28:34,433 --> 01:28:37,353 I told you don't come to me like that. 1501 01:28:37,436 --> 01:28:39,355 What is it we can do? 1502 01:28:39,438 --> 01:28:41,857 What is it can we do about it? 1503 01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:45,778 You going to have a baby in how many months? 1504 01:28:45,861 --> 01:28:47,279 How many months, baby? 1505 01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:51,367 How many months pregnant are you? 1506 01:28:52,743 --> 01:28:54,245 Copee, it ain't your baby. 1507 01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:06,215 What do you mean it's not my baby? 1508 01:29:06,298 --> 01:29:08,551 It just ain't your baby, honey. 1509 01:29:10,719 --> 01:29:13,138 You mean to tell me that somebody else 1510 01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:15,140 has been sleeping in my bed 1511 01:29:15,224 --> 01:29:16,725 while I'm gone? 1512 01:29:29,530 --> 01:29:31,115 I'll be Goddamned! 1513 01:29:34,159 --> 01:29:36,704 What do you want to do that for? 1514 01:29:41,667 --> 01:29:43,294 Who was it? 1515 01:29:44,545 --> 01:29:45,504 Fanny? 1516 01:29:45,546 --> 01:29:47,006 Oh, leave me alone! 1517 01:29:47,047 --> 01:29:49,008 I said who was it? 1518 01:29:49,049 --> 01:29:50,759 Answer me! 1519 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,100 Whose baby is it? 1520 01:29:58,183 --> 01:29:59,560 Whose baby is it? 1521 01:29:59,643 --> 01:30:01,270 Whose baby is it? 1522 01:30:07,985 --> 01:30:08,903 Copee! 1523 01:30:08,986 --> 01:30:09,986 Copee! 1524 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:11,906 Copee, don't! 1525 01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:13,240 You little bitch! 1526 01:30:13,324 --> 01:30:16,076 No! Mama! Mama! 1527 01:30:18,621 --> 01:30:19,955 Someone, help! 1528 01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:20,956 Help, somebody! 1529 01:30:21,040 --> 01:30:22,041 Fanny! 1530 01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:26,545 Copee! 1531 01:30:26,587 --> 01:30:27,588 Copee! 1532 01:30:31,133 --> 01:30:33,052 Copee! 1533 01:30:33,135 --> 01:30:34,053 Copee! 1534 01:30:34,136 --> 01:30:36,055 Copee, don't! 1535 01:30:36,096 --> 01:30:38,557 Copee, don't! 1536 01:30:49,068 --> 01:30:50,486 Let me in! 1537 01:30:50,569 --> 01:30:51,987 Somebody, let me in! 1538 01:30:52,071 --> 01:30:53,405 Come on! Let me in! 1539 01:30:53,447 --> 01:30:54,907 Let me in! 1540 01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:57,368 Come on! Open this door! 1541 01:30:57,409 --> 01:30:59,370 Open it! Come on! 1542 01:30:59,411 --> 01:31:02,247 Let me in! Let me in! 1543 01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:04,458 Let me in! 1544 01:31:04,541 --> 01:31:06,835 Mom! Dad! 1545 01:31:06,919 --> 01:31:08,128 Go back! 1546 01:31:08,212 --> 01:31:09,838 Go back, Walter gee! 1547 01:31:09,922 --> 01:31:12,549 Let me in! 1548 01:31:12,591 --> 01:31:14,176 Let me in! 1549 01:31:43,706 --> 01:31:45,082 Copee, please! 1550 01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:48,437 Copee? 1551 01:32:50,647 --> 01:32:51,648 Copee? 1552 01:32:56,695 --> 01:32:57,738 Copee. 1553 01:33:07,623 --> 01:33:08,707 Wait. 1554 01:33:09,917 --> 01:33:10,918 Why? 1555 01:33:12,002 --> 01:33:13,045 Why? 1556 01:33:14,588 --> 01:33:16,423 Why? 1557 01:33:17,674 --> 01:33:18,675 Hey! 1558 01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:23,055 Wait. 1559 01:33:43,534 --> 01:33:44,868 My mama. 1560 01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:49,790 My mama. 1561 01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:54,128 All... all but one... 1562 01:33:55,587 --> 01:33:58,090 Had blue eyes. 1563 01:33:58,132 --> 01:33:59,591 Yes, I know, Copee. 1564 01:33:59,633 --> 01:34:02,261 Uncle Harry had good hair. 1565 01:34:06,181 --> 01:34:10,602 Christ has never known the horror of nappy hair in America. 1566 01:34:10,686 --> 01:34:12,479 Yes, Copee, yes. 1567 01:34:15,315 --> 01:34:18,777 It isn't enough I have just been a Jew. 1568 01:34:18,819 --> 01:34:21,947 I have been a black Jew. 1569 01:34:27,995 --> 01:34:29,121 D-don't... 1570 01:34:30,956 --> 01:34:33,792 D-don't let them transplant my heart 1571 01:34:33,876 --> 01:34:35,294 till I'm dead. 1572 01:34:35,377 --> 01:34:37,296 No, Copee. No, I won't. 1573 01:34:37,379 --> 01:34:39,173 I won't let them, 1574 01:34:39,256 --> 01:34:41,592 I won't let them. 1575 01:34:45,512 --> 01:34:47,931 Hey, boy. 1576 01:35:43,028 --> 01:35:45,656 I have a new tenant for you. 1577 01:35:45,697 --> 01:35:47,866 That sounds great. 1578 01:35:47,950 --> 01:35:49,368 Thanks. 1579 01:35:49,451 --> 01:35:51,870 Bachelor number one, what's the crummiest thing. 1580 01:35:51,954 --> 01:35:53,872 You've ever done on a date? 1581 01:35:53,956 --> 01:35:56,250 I lost my girlfriend. I mean... 1582 01:35:56,333 --> 01:35:57,751 We went to Disneyland, 1583 01:35:57,834 --> 01:36:01,755 and we went on Mr. Toad's wild ride. 1584 01:36:01,838 --> 01:36:03,757 We were going bumpy bumpy bump. 1585 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:05,759 She bumped out of the car. 1586 01:36:05,842 --> 01:36:07,761 I picked her up, though. 1587 01:36:12,474 --> 01:36:14,476 Bachelor... 1588 01:36:14,559 --> 01:36:16,561 Bachelor number three... 1589 01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,905 I'm just going to stay right here. 1590 01:36:26,947 --> 01:36:28,907 That's what I should do... 1591 01:36:28,949 --> 01:36:30,492 To be with her... 1592 01:36:32,703 --> 01:36:35,497 Make sure everything, you know... 1593 01:36:35,580 --> 01:36:37,249 Everything will be O.K. 1594 01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:42,254 This is why you haven't called me? 1595 01:36:42,296 --> 01:36:43,964 Yeah. 1596 01:36:54,641 --> 01:36:57,477 You know... don't look at me like that, 0.K.? 1597 01:37:02,441 --> 01:37:03,650 Why? 1598 01:37:04,943 --> 01:37:06,111 Why what? 1599 01:37:08,071 --> 01:37:10,991 Why? Why have you done all of this? 1600 01:37:11,074 --> 01:37:13,660 Because I'm a bastard, all right? 1601 01:37:43,732 --> 01:37:45,317 I love you, Elgar. 1602 01:38:25,482 --> 01:38:28,360 Can I help you, sir? 1603 01:38:28,443 --> 01:38:30,362 I have lunch money for Walter gee Copee. 1604 01:38:30,445 --> 01:38:32,239 In the basement. 1605 01:38:47,879 --> 01:38:50,006 Moving forward. Lunch punch. 1606 01:38:50,048 --> 01:38:51,716 Shift! 1607 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:53,218 Heave! 1608 01:38:53,260 --> 01:38:54,594 Charge! 1609 01:38:54,678 --> 01:38:56,555 Stepping back. 1610 01:38:56,638 --> 01:38:58,056 Shift! 1611 01:38:58,098 --> 01:38:59,349 Heave! 1612 01:38:59,391 --> 01:39:00,725 Charge! 1613 01:39:02,352 --> 01:39:03,812 Shift! 1614 01:39:03,895 --> 01:39:05,105 Heave! 1615 01:39:08,233 --> 01:39:09,860 Shift! 1616 01:39:12,904 --> 01:39:14,656 Free! 1617 01:40:23,767 --> 01:40:29,064 Mr. Copee, your wife and new son are just fine. 1618 01:40:32,859 --> 01:40:35,111 Copee? 1619 01:40:38,156 --> 01:40:39,157 Copee? 1620 01:41:04,891 --> 01:41:07,394 I don't want to see it. 1621 01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:10,939 You don't have to see him. 1622 01:41:11,022 --> 01:41:13,024 I don't want to see it. 1623 01:41:18,822 --> 01:41:20,490 Elgar, I love Copee. 1624 01:41:22,909 --> 01:41:26,496 I can't take the baby home to him. 1625 01:41:29,124 --> 01:41:30,875 I won't do that to him. 1626 01:41:37,632 --> 01:41:39,467 It's not fair, Elgar. 1627 01:41:41,136 --> 01:41:44,556 I think you ought to get some rest, O.K.? 1628 01:41:44,598 --> 01:41:47,559 Then I'll be back. 1629 01:41:49,019 --> 01:41:51,730 Would you take the baby? 1630 01:42:04,993 --> 01:42:05,910 I can't. 1631 01:42:05,994 --> 01:42:09,289 What am I going to do with a baby? 1632 01:42:18,506 --> 01:42:20,425 Think it would be all right 1633 01:42:20,508 --> 01:42:22,552 if I put it up for adoption?? 1634 01:42:28,433 --> 01:42:29,934 I guess so. 1635 01:42:44,783 --> 01:42:45,784 Well... 1636 01:42:52,457 --> 01:42:54,668 That's what I'm going to do. 1637 01:43:05,387 --> 01:43:06,930 I want one thing, though. 1638 01:43:08,390 --> 01:43:10,058 What's that? 1639 01:43:10,141 --> 01:43:12,268 I want him adopted as white. 1640 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:14,771 0.K. 1641 01:43:16,898 --> 01:43:17,941 Why? 1642 01:43:20,110 --> 01:43:23,446 'Cause I want him to grow up casual, 1643 01:43:23,488 --> 01:43:26,241 like his daddy. 1644 01:43:34,499 --> 01:43:35,500 Come in. 1645 01:43:40,463 --> 01:43:41,381 Mr. Enders? 1646 01:43:41,464 --> 01:43:43,883 I want to pay you your rent. 1647 01:43:43,967 --> 01:43:47,345 All rent is to be paid to Mr. and Mrs. Copee 1648 01:43:47,387 --> 01:43:48,888 from now on. 1649 01:43:49,889 --> 01:43:50,932 Really? 1650 01:43:51,015 --> 01:43:52,100 That's right. 1651 01:43:52,183 --> 01:43:54,102 Reminds me of the man 1652 01:43:54,185 --> 01:43:56,980 who put a black family in to work a store... 1653 01:43:57,021 --> 01:43:57,981 Fool the neighbors. 1654 01:43:58,022 --> 01:44:00,900 I gave this house to Mrs. Copee 1655 01:44:00,984 --> 01:44:03,111 because I don't need it. 1656 01:44:04,988 --> 01:44:08,992 Did she need another baby, too, Mr. Enders? 1657 01:44:10,994 --> 01:44:13,997 You're an evil son of a bitch. 1658 01:44:15,498 --> 01:44:17,417 However, evil as I am, 1659 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:20,962 I'll put this rent under the Copees'" door. 1660 01:44:21,045 --> 01:44:24,674 No school today, professor Duboise? 1661 01:44:26,009 --> 01:44:28,428 Yes, there's school today, Mr. Enders, 1662 01:44:28,511 --> 01:44:30,430 however, I won't invite you 1663 01:44:30,513 --> 01:44:32,766 to come and audit a class. 1664 01:44:35,059 --> 01:44:36,478 I dare you. 1665 01:44:36,561 --> 01:44:39,105 Would you find yourself a seat, please, Mr. Enders? 1666 01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:43,568 Mr. Enders, 1667 01:44:43,610 --> 01:44:45,069 over there. 1668 01:44:50,283 --> 01:44:52,744 We've all had our breakfast today, 1669 01:44:52,786 --> 01:44:55,371 so you'll be comparatively safe. 1670 01:44:57,832 --> 01:45:01,503 Now... Laura Anne... 1671 01:45:01,586 --> 01:45:04,798 Define relative knowledge. 1672 01:45:04,881 --> 01:45:09,052 The principle that knowledge is related, 1673 01:45:09,093 --> 01:45:12,347 relative to the limited nature of the mind 1674 01:45:12,430 --> 01:45:13,973 and conditions of knowing 1675 01:45:14,057 --> 01:45:18,269 and, therefore, not true to the nature of independent reality. 1676 01:45:21,356 --> 01:45:22,732 Gene... 1677 01:45:24,692 --> 01:45:26,778 What is a triangle? 1678 01:45:26,820 --> 01:45:29,280 A figure formed by three lines, 1679 01:45:29,322 --> 01:45:32,742 intersecting by twos in three points 1680 01:45:32,784 --> 01:45:35,078 and so forming three angles. 1681 01:45:36,663 --> 01:45:37,664 All right. 1682 01:45:41,125 --> 01:45:44,128 Ernest, law and order. 1683 01:45:45,797 --> 01:45:49,843 White police, soldiers, guns, 1684 01:45:49,926 --> 01:45:54,472 mace, obeying the white establishment. 1685 01:45:57,725 --> 01:46:00,603 Now, children, how do we live? 1686 01:46:03,815 --> 01:46:05,191 Elgar? 1687 01:46:05,275 --> 01:46:07,610 I am black, and I am beautiful. 1688 01:46:07,652 --> 01:46:08,611 James. 1689 01:46:08,653 --> 01:46:10,989 I am black, and I am beautiful. 1690 01:46:11,072 --> 01:46:11,990 Malcolm. 1691 01:46:12,073 --> 01:46:14,242 I am black, and I am beautiful. 1692 01:46:14,325 --> 01:46:15,243 Louise. 1693 01:46:15,326 --> 01:46:19,163 I am black, and I am beautiful. 1694 01:46:23,126 --> 01:46:24,544 Mr. Enders... 1695 01:46:29,841 --> 01:46:31,259 See, ladies and gentlemen, 1696 01:46:31,342 --> 01:46:34,596 some people can't learn what we learn. 1697 01:46:35,847 --> 01:46:37,849 ♪ 'Cause they can't stop ♪ 1698 01:46:39,267 --> 01:46:41,185 ♪ what men do ♪ 1699 01:46:42,770 --> 01:46:45,231 ♪ and that's why, lord ♪ 1700 01:46:45,315 --> 01:46:47,859 ♪ I call on you ♪ 1701 01:46:47,901 --> 01:46:51,279 ♪ they don't even know ♪ 1702 01:46:51,362 --> 01:46:54,490 ♪ they don't know how to sin ♪ 1703 01:46:55,909 --> 01:46:58,536 ♪ these are troubled times ♪ 1704 01:46:58,620 --> 01:47:00,788 ♪ that we're livin' in ♪ 1705 01:47:00,872 --> 01:47:01,873 ♪ yes, sir ♪ 1706 01:47:01,915 --> 01:47:04,542 ♪ when bombs fall ♪ 1707 01:47:05,877 --> 01:47:07,754 ♪ children cry ♪ 1708 01:47:07,837 --> 01:47:11,049 ♪ and, yes, lord ♪ 1709 01:47:12,717 --> 01:47:14,052 ♪ some will die ♪ 1710 01:47:14,093 --> 01:47:16,304 ♪ and that's why I got to say ♪ 1711 01:47:16,387 --> 01:47:18,222 ♪ lord ♪ 1712 01:47:18,264 --> 01:47:19,891 ♪ lord ♪ 1713 01:47:19,974 --> 01:47:21,684 ♪ lord ♪ 1714 01:47:21,726 --> 01:47:22,977 ♪ lord ♪ 1715 01:47:23,061 --> 01:47:26,272 ♪ lord ♪ 1716 01:47:26,356 --> 01:47:28,900 ♪ God ♪ 1717 01:47:28,983 --> 01:47:32,779 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1718 01:47:32,862 --> 01:47:36,157 ♪ God ♪ 1719 01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:38,409 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1720 01:47:38,493 --> 01:47:41,496 ♪ teach us how to love ♪ 1721 01:47:42,872 --> 01:47:44,165 ♪ like never before ♪ 1722 01:47:45,917 --> 01:47:49,045 ♪ and may we never, never, never ♪ 1723 01:47:49,087 --> 01:47:51,631 ♪ study war no more ♪ 1724 01:47:51,714 --> 01:47:54,300 ♪ talk to the heart ♪ 1725 01:47:55,677 --> 01:47:57,971 ♪ of the men who need it ♪ 1726 01:47:59,097 --> 01:48:01,182 ♪ and make them understand ♪ 1727 01:48:01,265 --> 01:48:02,767 ♪ right now, lord... ♪ 1728 01:48:04,310 --> 01:48:06,062 Lanie! 1729 01:48:06,104 --> 01:48:08,189 Lanie! 1730 01:48:12,443 --> 01:48:14,195 Lanie! 1731 01:48:14,278 --> 01:48:15,279 Lanie! 1732 01:48:19,450 --> 01:48:21,786 ♪ Lord ♪ 1733 01:48:21,828 --> 01:48:23,329 ♪ lord ♪ 1734 01:48:23,413 --> 01:48:25,123 ♪ lord ♪ 1735 01:48:25,164 --> 01:48:26,457 ♪ lord ♪ 1736 01:48:26,541 --> 01:48:28,960 ♪ lord... ♪ 1737 01:48:29,002 --> 01:48:31,129 Lanie! 1738 01:48:31,170 --> 01:48:32,130 Lanie! 1739 01:48:32,171 --> 01:48:35,383 ♪ Bless the children ♪ 1740 01:48:36,592 --> 01:48:39,595 ♪ God ♪ 1741 01:48:39,637 --> 01:48:42,098 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1742 01:48:42,140 --> 01:48:45,059 ♪ so many times... ♪ 1743 01:48:45,143 --> 01:48:46,853 Lanie! Come on down! 1744 01:48:48,521 --> 01:48:51,649 ♪ We got trouble ♪ 1745 01:48:51,733 --> 01:48:54,318 ♪ it won't last, no way... ♪ 1746 01:48:54,402 --> 01:48:55,820 You shut your ass! 1747 01:48:55,903 --> 01:48:58,364 ♪ I'm not sayin' ♪ 1748 01:48:58,448 --> 01:49:00,658 ♪ that this thing is wrong ♪ 1749 01:49:02,160 --> 01:49:04,662 ♪ but I'm wonderin' right now ♪ 1750 01:49:04,704 --> 01:49:07,874 ♪ how come it's gotten bad so long? ♪ 1751 01:49:07,957 --> 01:49:12,170 ♪ To see a newborn baby ♪ 1752 01:49:12,211 --> 01:49:15,173 ♪ in some proud mother's arms ♪ 1753 01:49:16,424 --> 01:49:18,885 ♪ then you think of all the countries ♪ 1754 01:49:18,968 --> 01:49:21,721 ♪ that now have a gun ♪ 1755 01:49:21,804 --> 01:49:23,264 ♪ and you just got to say ♪ 1756 01:49:23,347 --> 01:49:24,932 ♪ lord ♪ 1757 01:49:25,016 --> 01:49:25,933 ♪ lord ♪ 1758 01:49:26,017 --> 01:49:28,352 Come on! 1759 01:49:28,394 --> 01:49:30,229 ♪ Lord ♪ 1760 01:49:30,313 --> 01:49:33,024 ♪ lord ♪ 1761 01:49:33,066 --> 01:49:36,235 ♪ God ♪ 1762 01:49:36,319 --> 01:49:38,529 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1763 01:49:40,198 --> 01:49:42,992 ♪ God ♪ 1764 01:49:43,034 --> 01:49:44,994 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1765 01:49:45,036 --> 01:49:46,621 ♪ say it a little bit louder ♪ 1766 01:49:46,704 --> 01:49:49,457 ♪ God ♪ 1767 01:49:49,540 --> 01:49:51,334 ♪ bless the children ♪ 1768 01:49:51,375 --> 01:49:53,336 ♪ say it one more time ♪ 1769 01:49:53,377 --> 01:49:55,296 ♪ God... ♪♪ 115255