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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Neesee, what you doin'?
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Well, your hustling
little sister's coming to town
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so I'm hiding
all the valuables.
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Neesee, you don't have
any valuables.
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The only thing you have
is a diamond toe ring
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and a bag of Filipino hair.
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You always makin'
excuses for her.
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But you're gonna
run out this time
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because somethin' is up.
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Don't you find it odd that
she called to schedule a visit?
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No, I think it's a good thing.
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It means that she's maturing.
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Big brother.
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Give me some love.
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‐ Oh, big brother. Big brother.
‐ Ouch.
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[sighs]
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Neesee.
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‐ Give me some love. Oh!
‐ Ow!
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Uh, Carmen, give me some space.
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Space.
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What in God's creation
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happened to you?
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Enlightenment.
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I took a trip to India
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where I had
a spiritual awakening and‐‐
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India? How did you afford
to go to India?
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I hit a parlay
in a casino in Louisiana.
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‐ But that's not important‐‐
‐ Well, how did you.. Hey, hey.
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What are you doing in Louisiana?
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Alligator wrangling!
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‐ Isn't that danger‐‐
‐ Oh!
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I had an enlightened moment.
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I'm enlightened now, damn it.
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Why can't y'all just
let a story unfold?
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Okay. I am going to need
to go upstairs and meditate.
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And I need for
both of you to keep it down
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for about 45 minutes.
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‐ No, not‐‐
‐ Neh‐neh‐neh.
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Make it an hour.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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‐ Yo.
‐ Did you see how my shit do?
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I think I broke his ank..
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‐ What's up, Car?
‐ What's up..
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‐ What's happenin'?
‐ What'd you do to my furniture?
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Oh, I Feng Shui‐ed it.
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I had to get
the positive energy flowin'.
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You're welcome.
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Dirk, I've been studyin'
Eastern philosophy.
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Oh, that's like the Kamasutra,
right?
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They teach you how to have sex
for a week. Enlighten me.
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I have a lot to make up to you
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but it will not be
on a physical level.
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Oh, well, no rush on that.
Take your time.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah, I'm out.
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‐ Car, good to see..
‐ Bye, bro.
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Yo, that right there,
that's just stupid.
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Hey, man, how's butler school?
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Still not funny, Uncle Dirk.
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Hey, it is my nephew!
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‐ Ah! Give me some love!
‐ Wha.. Uh..
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Carmen, what did you do
to my furniture?
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‐ I think it's cool.
‐ Thank you.
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Oh, you think it's cool?
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You think it's cool
if I tickle you, huh?
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Oh, well, what if mommy come
and tickle you, huh? Huh?
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Oh‐oh. Oh‐oh.
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'm going to order
some take out.
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‐ Do you want anything?
‐ Uh, no thanks.
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‐ I'm cool.
‐ Aright.
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Wow.
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You and, uh, Neesee
seem to be gettin' along
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pretty well, huh?
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Yeah, it was tough at first
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but then we realized
that we're better roommates
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than we were husband and wife.
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Yeah, and Bobby seems to enjoy
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being under the same roof
with the two of you.
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Yeah, but he knows
it's not gonna last long.
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‐ Tex‐Mex?
‐ Put me down for chimichanga.
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Got it.
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You know, I always
felt really bad
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about how things turned out
with you and Neesee.
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I mean, I know I trash talked
your marriage a lot.
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And I feel responsible
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for pushing you guys
towards divorce.
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Please, listen, Neesee and I
drove ourselves down that road.
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I mean, you were there
that night when we had
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that big argument?
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Oh, yeah, I remember coming home
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findin' Neesee asleep
on the couch.
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Yeah, you, you remember
that letter I wrote her?
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Tellin' her
how‐how sorry I was?
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Yeah, it didn't
make a difference
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because she came home
the next day
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and told me
that she's moving out.
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Yea.. Yea.. What? Yeah.
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So, it wasn't your fault,
Carmen.
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You want cheese
on your Cucamonga sandwich?
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No. What I want
is to make things right.
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Look, all the hell
I put you through
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let me do something
special for you.
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I wanna treat you
to a day at the spa.
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‐ I'm not mad at that.
‐ Okay?
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‐ Alright.
‐ Massage? Steam room?
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‐ All of that?
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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‐ Cool, cool, hey?
‐ What?
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Makes sure you put me in
for one of those
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uh, Eucalyptus floggings.
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Hey, if they don't have that,
I'll beat you
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with some branches myself, okay?
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Stupid.
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Neesee, Neesee, Neesee,
Neesee, Neesee.
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Neesee, you know,
I just wanna say to you
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I appreciate the fact that
you are letting me stay here
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and I wanna do somethin'
special for you.
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I wanna treat you
to a day at the spa.
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‐ Is this spa certified?
‐ Yes, Neesee.
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Oh, so, you got
gratuity and valet?
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‐ Yes, Neesee.
‐ Ooh!
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Do I see your zen leaving?
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Yes, Neesee.
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You better go back
to this right here.
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‐ You right..
‐ Ooh, go ahead.
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[instrumental music]
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Yo, that jojoba body wrap
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was off the chain.
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I told you.
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I don't even know
what a jojoba is.
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But if they sell that
in the lobby
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I'm gonna get me like,
50 of 'em bottles.
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Okay, I'll hook you up
with that too.
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But right now, it's time
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for your relaxing
Swedish massage.
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So all you have to do
is step into
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your own little
private room right there
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make yourself comfortable.
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‐ Alright.
‐ Yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, are you relaxed?
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‐ Yes.
‐ Yes.
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‐ Robert?
‐ Neesee?
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What are you doin' here?
What is she doing here?
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Oh, hell no,
I came here to relax.
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Me too.
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All my tension is right there
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on that table.
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Carmen, hand me my robe, please?
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‐ No.
‐ Ca‐Carmen, hand me my..
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No.. You're goin'
to enjoy this massage.
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‐ Carmen, stop playin'.
‐ Bam.
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‐ Bring my robe back..
‐ No!
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[instrumental music]
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[clattering]
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What is she doing in there?
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She's cooking us dinner
to apologize
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for messing up the spa.
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Oh, see, I don't think
she messed up.
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I think her nutty behind
was just being cheap.
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[knocking on door]
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‐ Yo.
‐ Hey.
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You ready to watch this game?
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Smell good here, man,
you put somethin' special
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in the hot wings?
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Oh, nah.
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Carmen's cooking dinner for us.
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‐ What's she makin'?
‐ Not for you.
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‐ What are you doing here?
‐ What are you talkin' about?
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I was just tryin' to get..
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Dirk, if you don't
leave right now
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I'm gonna slap the shine
off your forehead.
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James, party of two,
your table is ready.
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Right this way.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Huh? Huh?
Does it look familiar?
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This is the chicken dish
you served at your wedding.
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‐ No, we had salmon.
‐ Yeah.
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Uh‐ha. My bad. Heh.
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Oh, see, that's your fault.
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Y'all had that open bar
that night.
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You know, I was on.. Duh!
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Hey, how come you only have
two plate settings?
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Aren't you and Bobby
gonna eat with us?
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No, no, no, no,
I'm taking Bobby
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to Build A Pal workshop.
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He's gonna make a stuffed animal
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and it might take all night.
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Mm.
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You guys enjoy each other.
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What? Is she high?
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It would've made more sense
if she was.
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I think she's tryin' to get us
back together, Neesee.
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Oh, no, honey.
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Well, you can have this
romantic dinner without me.
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I'm goin' with Bobby.
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Mm.
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Ro, what did you do?
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Don't worry
about what I'm doin'
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what are you doin'?
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Carmen, stop tryin'
to fix something
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that's not broken, alright?
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And you're crazy if you think
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me and Neesee are gonna
get back together.
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But you two need to be together.
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It's my fault you're not.
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Carmen, are you deaf?
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Remember, I already told you,
you had nothing to do
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with me and Neesee splitting up?
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And besides,
you don't even like Neesee.
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I did, before she left you.
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Remember how cool we used to be?
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That what this is all about?
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You wanna be friends
with Neesee again?
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Oh, hell no.
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Then what is it?
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And why do you care
about me and Neesee
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so much all of a sudden?
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Because..
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...she never got the letter
of apology you wrote
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that night of the big fight.
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Why would you say that?
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Because...I took it.
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Neesee said
I could have hers.
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[instrumental music]
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You took the letter
I wrote Neesee?
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Four years later, Carmen?
How could you do this to me?
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I did it because I thought
Neesee wasn't good for you.
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And I thought at the time
I was doing you a favor.
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‐ Carmen?
‐ What?
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Messing with my marriage
is not doin' me a favor.
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I just thought Neesee
was being unreasonable.
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No, what's unreasonable is
my marriage may have ended
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over a misunderstanding, Carmen.
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‐ Hey, Auntie Carmen.
‐ Hey.
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I'm done with my homework.
I'm ready.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're ready.
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Oh, baby, thank you for coming
and saving Auntie Carmen.
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Auntie Carmen just wants to say
she's sorry.
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Okay, it's not working.
We gotta go.
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You okay, man?
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I can't believe
Carmen did this to me.
252
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,689
And she knew what a hard time
me and Neesee were having.
253
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:23,990
Especially that night.
254
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,094
[instrumental music]
255
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,064
Hey, Neesee,
is your mom still here?
256
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,767
No, she left two hours ago,
when the party ended.
257
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,736
Well, did you at least tell her
I said happy birthday.
258
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,938
No, since you weren't here,
I didn't think you cared.
259
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,940
Look, I was gonna be here,
it's just that I was..
260
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,207
Yeah, but your boss called you
261
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,843
and you had
a last minute interview
262
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,110
you're stuck in editing
263
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,879
I've heard it all before.
264
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,347
Alright, look, Neesee,
I know you're mad
265
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,215
but you can't expect me
to sleep on the couch.
266
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,084
I don't, I am.
267
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,086
Okay, I get it.
You're mad.
268
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,888
No, I'm past mad.
269
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,389
I don't care anymore.
270
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,393
I tell you what.
271
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,362
Why don't I just quit tomorrow?
272
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,429
Then we can spend all the time
273
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,031
that you want together, Neesee.
274
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,300
It'll be great.
I mean, who needs a house?
275
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,435
Bobby doesn't need
to go to college.
276
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,171
We could be like good times.
277
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,007
One big broke black
happy family.
278
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,044
Yeah, it is hard, isn't it?
279
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,723
Whatever.
280
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,761
People get divorced
over just one argument, man.
281
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,430
You and Neesee have been
going at it for a while.
282
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,232
Yeah, well, thanks to Carmen,
I'll never know
283
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,802
if the letter would have
made a difference.
284
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,369
I think you're
over thinking this.
285
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,438
Your marriage to Neesee
was on the rocks.
286
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,940
And nothin' gonna change that.
287
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,912
Damn, this is some good stuff.
288
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,881
You mind if I photocopy this?
289
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,920
[instrumental music]
290
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,289
Isn't this nice?
291
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,225
You, me hanging out
like we used to
292
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,060
before you took
all my brother's money?
293
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,261
But I'm working it out.
I'm working it out.
294
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,863
I'm working it out.
I'm working it out..
295
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,300
Eh, girl, give me some
of that sister‐in‐law love.
296
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,802
Give me some of that
sister‐in‐law love.
297
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,372
Ah! Ex‐sister‐in‐law,
and speaking of which
298
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,542
why do you keep tryin' to take
the "ex" out of my title?
299
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,409
What? Who? Me? No, I don't know
what you talking about.
300
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,346
Yeah, 'cause I really don't care
where this is coming from
301
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,881
but you need to shut it down.
302
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,883
Robert is not interested in me.
303
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,252
And I'm not interested
in Robert.
304
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,121
[grunting]
305
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,390
‐ Who's next? Hi.
‐ Me.
306
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,126
Give me the tiger
in the hockey uniform.
307
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,395
‐ What?
‐ Uh, hold on there now. Um..
308
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,898
I'm sorry. My son was next.
309
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,867
Your son just cut
in front of him.
310
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,503
You know how kids are.
311
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,538
We don't wanna make a scene
in front of Bobby.
312
00:12:51,572 --> 00:12:53,874
No, we might not
but I don't give a damn.
313
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,176
Look, um, he's already up here.
314
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,478
If I pull him out,
he'll have a tantrum
315
00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,980
like you wouldn't believe.
316
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,350
No, no, no, no, what my friend
is trying to say here is..
317
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,953
‐ Excuse me,
‐ Ooh, the hand is in the face.
318
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,022
The hand is in the face, Neesee.
319
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,524
‐ Neesee!
‐ I'll hurry up here.
320
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,193
No, no, no, hold up there,
little piss.
321
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,231
If you don't take that boy
to the back of the line
322
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,066
I will rip your head off
and put it on the back
323
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,435
so you can watch me,
kickin' your behind.
324
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,570
You got that?
325
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,208
‐ Your turn, baby.
‐ Uh.
326
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,912
Carmen, you know what,
I‐I hate to admit this
327
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,947
but it is times like this
328
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,249
when I miss having you
as my sister‐in‐law.
329
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,919
Oh, I know you used to!
Yeah, I like that!
330
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,054
You remember
when I did this to you.
331
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,589
Work it out. Work it out.
332
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,292
Wait, so, what are you
actually mad about?
333
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,194
The fact that Carmen
took the letter
334
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,930
or that things with Neesee
could've been different?
335
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,065
You don't understand.
336
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,266
I came home that night
thinking that
337
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,035
Neesee already read the letter.
338
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,103
So when she didn't respond
339
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,273
I refused to keep putting myself
out there like that. I was done.
340
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,243
[instrumental music]
341
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,057
Hey. Where you goin'?
342
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,559
To my mother's.
343
00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,894
Come on. Don't tell me
you're still mad.
344
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,931
Still mad, Robert?
Of course, I'm mad.
345
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,000
‐ Nothing has changed.
‐ Wow.
346
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,434
Well, I guess,
I can't do nothing right.
347
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,003
No, no, no,
you know how to do something.
348
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,238
You know how to work.
349
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,374
You know what? Go.
350
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,610
Alright? I tried everything
to make you happy.
351
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,478
But you're like this
little black hole
352
00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,213
that never gets filled up,
Neesee
353
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,683
and I'm tired of fighting over
the same crap.
354
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,618
So if this is
what makes you happy..
355
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,352
...leave.
356
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,254
You sound like this is something
I wanna do, huh?
357
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,923
Well, you're doin' it.
358
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,324
I don't see nobody
holding no gun to your head
359
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,993
it's just you and me here.
360
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,698
No.
361
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,033
From today on..
362
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,467
...it's just you.
363
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,210
You're being selfish.
What about Bobby?
364
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,681
[sighs]
Bobby is the reason
why I've held on
365
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:17,350
to this marriage for so long.
366
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,319
But I'm tired, Robert.
367
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,554
'I'm tired.'
368
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,590
[sighs]
369
00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,092
You can see Bobby
whenever you want to.
370
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,228
You are a great father.
371
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,196
You're just a lousy husband.
372
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:38,605
[instrumental music]
373
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:41,274
I don't know, maybe this letter
wouldn't have changed much.
374
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,646
I tell you what,
stop wondering.
375
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,750
The past is what it is, man,
you can never go back.
376
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,719
That's why I have four ex‐wives.
I just keep moving forward.
377
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,091
Hey, dad,
check out my new buddy.
378
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,493
Oh, I'll take a look at that.
What's his name?
379
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:04,464
Batlamb, the coolest superhero
in the barnyard.
380
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,369
Mom, can you help me introduce
Batlamb to the fellas?
381
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,104
They get weird around new guys.
382
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,073
[chuckles]
Come on.
383
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,513
You know,
this day has been jacked up.
384
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,281
Come on, Dirk, let's go
and get something to drink.
385
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,250
‐ Ah! She's back.
‐ I don't know why I ever left.
386
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,752
Bein' peaceful is
just too damn hard.
387
00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:27,453
Hey, holler in my house.
388
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,155
We're gonna get us a limo
'cause we've got to be..
389
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,224
‐ On toot!
‐ On toot!
390
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,425
Ha!
391
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,095
Thank you.
392
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,363
For what?
393
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,434
For telling me about the letter.
394
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,404
Look, I know I was mad
about it but..
395
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,072
...it helped me clear up
a few things
396
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,709
that I've been carrying around
for a while, so..
397
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,644
...thanks.
398
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,579
You're welcome.
399
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,114
[chuckles]
400
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,049
Don't bother waitin' up,
I'll just pick the lock.
401
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,155
How did it go?
402
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,758
Did the gang like Batlamb?
403
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,561
I don't know,
there's a stupid pledge process
404
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,596
going on right now
and I can't be a part of it
405
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,064
because I'm a girl.
406
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,034
[chuckles]
407
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,275
[chuckles]
408
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,847
Neesee..
409
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,782
Remember when we were married
410
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,284
we agreed to never hold anything
from each other?
411
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,320
Yeah.
412
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,090
Well, years ago
413
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,592
the day before you left?
414
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,563
I wrote you a letter
telling you how bad I felt
415
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,464
about the way things
were going with us.
416
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,334
I didn't get a letter.
417
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,403
I know, it's..
It's a long story.
418
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,607
But..
419
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,275
...you have it now.
420
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,583
Oh, come on, Robert.
421
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:04,618
We both know what was going on
in our marriage.
422
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,622
But I thank you
for the apology
423
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,456
and I forgive you.
424
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,529
Hey, better late
than never, right?
425
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,471
Yeah.
426
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:57,504
[instrumental music]
427
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,440
Here it is, sugar butt.
428
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,908
Our new home.
429
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,311
Oh, my God.
430
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,582
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
431
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,851
Oh, it is beautiful.
432
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,386
‐ Oh, it is our house?
‐ Yes.
433
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,621
Oh, God.
434
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,623
Do you hear that,
Robert James Jr.?
435
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,458
You have a house,
not an apartment.
436
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,427
And you have
the most beautiful mother
437
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,596
in the world.
438
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,464
Oh, a house?
439
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,668
‐ Baby, a house? Our house.
‐ That's right.
440
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:30,937
Listen, I'm gonna get you
everything you ever wanted.
441
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:33,840
And I'm gonna work
my butt off for it for you
442
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:35,809
and my little man here.
443
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,346
A house.
444
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:42,983
I love you, baby.
445
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,484
I love you too.
446
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,754
Mm‐hm.
447
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:50,724
[instrumental music]
448
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,906
[exhales]
449
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:13,847
[mumbling]
450
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,986
[instrumental music]
451
00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:38,238
[theme music]
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