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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Neesee,
did you put extra spices
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in the enchiladas last night?
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'Cause, man, I had mucho trouble
south of the border.
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Is that what was going on?
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I thought you were up all night
going to the bathroom again.
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You have problems holding it
at night too, daddy?
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You can borrow
my plastic sheets.
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No, I'm fine for now but, uh
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check with me in about 50 years.
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You should be over here
doing yoga with us.
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[scoffs]
Please. I get real exercise.
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I run and I play ball.
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What y'all doing over there,
that's a joke.
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He's right, it's like
the worst game
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of freeze tag ever.
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Well, if it's that easy, Robert,
let me see you do it.
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Come on, Bobby.
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Lift your arms up
and over your head.
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[scoffs]
Are you kidding me?
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See, that's what we athletes do
before we exercise.
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Ooh, oh, you're right, Neesee.
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Oh, this is so difficult.
Oh, my God!
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I should've went
to college for it.
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[breathing heavily]
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See, oh..
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Ooh!
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Well, I guess stumbling is
another way to burn calories.
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I didn't stumble, I just..
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I've been getting dizzy lately.
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Well, you need to see a doctor
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before you break something.
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‐ I'm fine.
‐ I ain't talking about you.
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I'm talking about the furniture.
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Well, the furniture and me
are fine.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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So what's wrong with me, doc?
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I got some bad news, Robert.
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The receptionist
you gave your phone number to
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is engaged.
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Damn!
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To me.
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So, uh, I think we found the
cause of those dizzy spells.
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‐ You have high blood pressure.
‐ How high?
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High enough that
you'll have to take medication
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for the rest of your life.
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Yeah, right.
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What if I don't wanna take
the medication?
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Well, then the rest of your life
is gonna be a whole lot shorter.
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Well, then that means
I have a lot less visits here
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with you then, huh?
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Look, Robert, uh,
this is serious
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but it's manageable.
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Here.
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This will get your
blood pressure down.
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And here's a list of food
you should avoid.
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Oh, and, uh, here's your phone
number back from my fiance.
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So, I have to take this
medicine forever?
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Look, nothing you're dealing
with is out of the ordinary
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for someone your age.
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My age?
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Since when did I become
my age?
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Around your last birthday.
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Damn!
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Remember when you used to go to
the doctor and the worst thing
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that could happen is you get
a needle and a lollypop.
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Yeah.
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Well, when you get older
things change.
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You know, while you're here
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we should probably check out
your prostate.
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I'd really would rather have
the lollypop.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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Getting old?
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Do you see an old man?
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I don't see one.
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I see pecks!
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Mmm. I should be arrested
'cause I got guns!
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Oh, no.
Don't stop on my account.
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Oh, uh,
what did Doctor Smith say?
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Nothin' I wanna hear.
I'm gettin' me a new doctor.
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Why? He don't want
to touch you either.
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No, because that quack said
that I'm gettin' old.
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Oh, well, getting older
is a good thing.
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Your wiser. Your not trying
to find yourself anymore.
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You know how
to handle your money.
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Then what happened to you?
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The point is you and I are
the same age and I'm not old.
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See, you don't see
one grey hair on my head.
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That's because none of the hair
on your head is your own.
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[laughs]
I think that doctor was right.
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Because even your weave jokes
are getting old.
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Well, you know,
age is a state of mind.
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You think young, you be young.
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You think old and you be...you.
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[instrumental music]
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Yo, we should go
to the club tonight!
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I heard about this
after hour spot
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it's open till 9 o'clock
in the morning, Dirk.
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We have to be to work at 8:00 in
the morning. What's up with you?
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Life, dawg,
that's what's up with me.
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What's up, you can't hang?
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Hang, why would I want to?
It's a week night.
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[woman on radio]
'...kept interest rates
unchanged..'
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Yo, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to follow
the stocks.
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Then why don't you
read the newspaper?
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[instrumental music]
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Stop playing.
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[woman on radio]
'...rate cuts.'
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Come on.
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Stop! Stop!
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Come on, stop. I'm trying
to listen to radio.
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(Beverly)
'Look out!'
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Hey! Why don't you look
where you're going?
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I have insurance
I'll take care of everything.
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Oh...my God.
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‐ Beverly?
‐ Dirk Black?
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Hey, look who I hit.
Beverly from sophomore year.
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Get out of here.
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Yo, Bev, what's up, baby?
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‐ Hey, Robert.
‐ Oh, long time.
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I don't believe this.
You two are still hanging out?
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And of all people in LA
I get rear ended by Dirk Black.
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Hey, from where I'm standing
your rear end looks great.
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Same old dirty Dirk.
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‐ Is your car okay?
‐ It's just a scratch. I'm fine.
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Well, I'm not. My neck still
swollen and my back hurts.
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I hope you got insurance.
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Dirk, Robert, this is
my lovely daughter, Courtney.
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Courtney, dear,
get back in the car.
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Not with him on the road.
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I'm gonna wait until he drives
away and then we can go
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in the opposite direction.
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Courtney, get in the car.
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Here's my card,
anything comes up
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dinner, lunch, movie,
give me a call.
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Cologne?
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[chuckles]
Corny.
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Shouldn't you be in the car?
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So, Robert, what ever happened
with you and Neesee?
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Mom, my fingers are tingling
and I think I have a concussion.
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I think we better stop by a
doctor on our way to the lawyer.
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But you know what,
she would love to hear from you.
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Here's her card. She just
opened up a new restaurant.
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Guys, uh, we gotta get running.
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Uh, you take care
and watch the damn road.
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‐ I will.
‐ Bye, Bev.
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Damn!
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I can't believe
I let her get away.
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You didn't let her get away.
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You got caught
giving her roommate a bath.
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I was insensitive.
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We should've went back
to my place.
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[instrumental music]
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[motorcycle revving]
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What the hell?
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Wow, dad, you look really cool.
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Like a big teenager.
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(Robert)
Ha‐ha. Thanks!
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[panting]
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Yes, son, I just bought
a motorcycle.
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This is what you wear
when you ride one.
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You like it? Huh?
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Can I play on your
motorcycle, dad?
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Uh, baby,
why don't you go upstairs
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and finish your homework first,
hm?
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And let mommy speak with daddy
in private.
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Okay, but just so you know
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I can still hear you
when I'm upstairs.
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Really, then why didn't
you hear me earlier
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when I called you
to eat your vegetables?
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I'm sorry.
What was that again?
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If you don't get yourself
upstairs before you dig a hole
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you can't get out of..
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A motorcycle, Robert?
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Yeah, I got a Ducati.
You wanna ride?
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No, I don't wanna ride.
What has gotten into you?
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What? You were the one who said
being young is a state of mind.
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Well, I'm thinking young.
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Well, I'm thinking
you can't pull off leather.
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Whatever, Neesee.
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Your son is upstairs.
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I'm a grown ass man, okay?
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Who's son thinks he look like
a big ass teenager.
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He also said, "Cool," Neesee.
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Quote the boy right.
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"Cool, big," whatever.
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All I know is you look
like a Power Ranger.
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Minus the powers.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Wow! This place is amazing.
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Thank you.
I'm one of the owners.
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Let's grab a seat.
My section's over here.
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You really do
have your own sections?
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I thought you were lying.
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Oh!
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"Robert James' table."
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Hey, table, section,
what does that matter, huh?
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Let's get a drink.
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Uh, miss.
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The service is usually better
around here.
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Uh, miss!
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[clapping]
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Uh, Robert.
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Hi. Welcome to Neesee's.
I'm Neesee.
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Can I get you something
to drink?
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Um, I'll have
a glass of champagne.
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I wanna celebrate
meeting my new friend.
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Oh! Well, um,
I'll have the usual.
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Grey goose and cranberry juice.
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I wanna celebrate
meeting my new friend too.
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Oh! Well, isn't that special.
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Then I'm gonna need
to see your ID.
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It's cool.
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No, it might be cool for you
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but it's not for Neesee's
own La Cienaga.
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You're kidding, right?
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Look, I already know
how old you are.
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I'm not gonna lose my license
by not checking her.
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Neesee, this is
completely insane.
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It's okay.
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[chuckles]
I'm gonna need you
to move your thumb.
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‐ Oh!
‐ Neesee, this is ridiculous.
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Like, I would date somebody
that young.
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Well, according to this ID,
you do.
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She's 19, boo.
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[instrumental music]
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Give me that ID.
Get us some calamari.
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Like, I don't know she's 19.
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You're 19?
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Yeah. But I'll be 20 in like
eight months.
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Oh.
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Why? Hold old are you?
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Psst!
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Uh, I mean..
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I..
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How old do you think I am?
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Well, I don't know,
you have your own TV show
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your own restaurant
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so you must be at least
like, 30‐‐
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You know what?
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So what? I'm a littler older
than you. Who cares?
254
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,108
Age is just a number.
255
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,376
My heart doesn't do math.
256
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,878
Aw!
257
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,747
I'm so glad we bumped
into each other
258
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,381
at the Free Tibet Rally.
259
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,884
Yeah.
260
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,319
We gotta get that brother out.
261
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,156
Okay.
262
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,959
Here's you goose and juice.
263
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,861
And a warm milk
for the little lady.
264
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,898
Cookie?
265
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,441
Uh, excuse me?
266
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,010
Miss James said you needed
a kids menu and some crayons.
267
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,013
Here you go.
268
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,085
[instrumental music]
269
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,292
Man, when Neesee told me
Daphne was 19 years old
270
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,895
I could've jumped out
of a window.
271
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,196
You don't even know
how embarrassed I was
272
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,832
when she brought
the milk and cookies.
273
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,168
Hey, man,
don't beat yourself up.
274
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,335
It's not like you're R. Kelly.
275
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,172
She is in college, right?
276
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,340
Yeah. I dropped her off
in a dorm.
277
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,576
But when she says
she was in school
278
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,310
I thought she meant grad school.
279
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,279
Wait, so did you see
her dorm room?
280
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,114
Does she have a roommate?
281
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,383
Dirk, can you stay focused
at least once?
282
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,052
Hey, man, dating younger chicks
is hot, okay?
283
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,487
They build for fun.
284
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,455
It's not like
you're trying to get serious.
285
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,791
Stop trippin'.
286
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:15,495
You know what? You're right.
287
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,164
Life is too short
not be having fun, man.
288
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,000
I'm gonna call her right now.
289
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,067
Handle your business.
290
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,268
Thanks for hearing me out, bro.
291
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,370
No problem.
292
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,472
What are you guys
talking about?
293
00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:28,241
Courtney?
294
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,110
Oh, I see you and your mom
decided to stop by.
295
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,145
Oh, is she here?
296
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,080
She better be behind you.
297
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,082
Well, she's not.
I'm here by myself.
298
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,585
How'd you get past security?
299
00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:39,986
I climbed the fence.
300
00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,056
You did what?
301
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,959
So, um, how long
have you been doing TV?
302
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,028
A long time.
303
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,563
Alright, this is crazy.
I'm gonna take you home.
304
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,464
‐ Where do you live?
‐ In a house.
305
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,901
So, um,
have you ever been married?
306
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,003
Four times.
You can't be here.
307
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,105
So I guess it's hard for you
to settle down.
308
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,440
Are you afraid of commitment
309
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,577
or are you still attached
to your mama?
310
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,411
That's a mighty big mouth
you got there, little girl.
311
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,081
The name is Courtney.
And who are you calling little?
312
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,918
Look, Courtney...
I'm taking you home.
313
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,453
Well, you can take me there but
314
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,522
we're not getting in
unless you have the key.
315
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,858
‐ Why would I have the key?
‐ Why are you so skinny?
316
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,898
‐ So, do you have any kids?
‐ No.
317
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,099
Thank God.
318
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,603
‐ And where is your mom?
‐ Where is your mom?
319
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,337
None of your business.
320
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,106
Well, I feel the same way.
321
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,308
Okay, look, in five minutes
322
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,678
I'm taking you somewhere.
323
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,681
Whether or not someone knows you
when we get there is up to you.
324
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,183
Fine, but just so you know
325
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,519
I'm accustomed to getting
French fries on the way home.
326
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,920
After this little stunt
you pulled
327
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,388
you think I'm gonna feed you?
328
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,224
Do you know how loud
I can scream?
329
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,496
[instrumental music]
330
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,368
Girl, it is really good
to see you.
331
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,471
How is your brother, Vante?
Did he ever become a doctor?
332
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:07,273
No, he became a felon.
333
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,410
But, hey,
he just got paroled though.
334
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,613
Alright.
Well, that's good news.
335
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,581
Do you still have those
mixed tapes you used to make?
336
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:17,551
No, I lost them
when my condo burnt down.
337
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,219
But, hey,
Robert let me stay here
338
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,521
and he was nice enough
to do that, so..
339
00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:21,655
Oh!
340
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,990
So y'all up in here rekindling
341
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,391
or are you seeing somebody else?
342
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,127
Well, I was seeing this one guy.
343
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,461
Yeah?
344
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,196
Until I found out
he was married.
345
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,098
Oh!
346
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,434
Girl, this has not
been your year, has it?
347
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:39,640
No.
But enough about my drama.
348
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,407
‐ What is going on with you?
‐ Ooh!
349
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,110
Girl, my life is so crazy
you wouldn't understand it.
350
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,612
‐ Uh‐uh. Uh‐uh.
‐ Mm.
351
00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:47,581
With everything I got going on
in my life
352
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,250
who am I to judge? Come on,
come on, spill it, spill it.
353
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,587
Alright. You remember
when I dropped out of college?
354
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,189
It wasn't because
I was on tour with Young MC.
355
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,460
It was because I was pregnant
with Courtney.
356
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,630
Well, who signed that CD
you sent me?
357
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:06,600
My cousin Doherty.
Penmanship, perfect.
358
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,034
[laughing]
359
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,272
Oh, girl.
360
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,009
Bev, now you know if you got
pregnant, you could've told me.
361
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,443
It was hard to tell anyone.
362
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,614
And, well..
363
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,284
...Dirk is her father.
364
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,588
I'm whose father?
365
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,457
Hi, daddy.
366
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,697
[instrumental music]
367
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,001
[motorcycle approaching]
368
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,478
What's up, Neesee?
369
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:55,215
‐ Waited up for me?
‐ Hell no.
370
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,553
Your loud ass motorcycle
woke me up.
371
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,324
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
Where have you been?
372
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,526
Out.
373
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,462
Is that all you can say?
374
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,766
Neesee, I don't
have to say anything
375
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,601
because I don't
have to answer to you.
376
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,137
Now I told you before,
I'm not your son
377
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,706
and let me just add,
I'm not your husband either.
378
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,308
Robert, w‐what is your problem?
379
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,610
You get caught trying
to sneak your little girlfriend
380
00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:25,812
into an R‐rated movie?
381
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,581
Here we go again.
382
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,316
Again?
What are you talking about?
383
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,186
You know what? I think this
mid‐life crisis thing
384
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,255
you're going through
is getting you crazy.
385
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,790
‐ Mid‐life?
‐ Mm‐hm.
386
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,660
Neesee, I never had a mid life.
387
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,194
I went straight from college
388
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,196
to getting married,
to getting divorced.
389
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,232
And now the doctor's telling me
that I'm getting old?
390
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,202
So if I wanna date a 19‐year‐old
and ride a motorcycle
391
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,804
and come in whenever
the hell I want to
392
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,238
that's what I'm gonna do.
393
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,339
But just don't forget
394
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,841
that we got a son together.
395
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:59,746
Look, I'll always be there
for Bobby.
396
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,815
But I just need a break
from all this other stuff.
397
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,483
What does that supposed to mean?
398
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,556
I just need some space.
399
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,125
So you trying
to tell me to leave?
400
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,794
No.
401
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,328
This time I'm leaving.
402
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,309
[sighs]
403
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,512
[motorcycle revving]
404
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,580
[instrumental music]
405
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,427
[theme music]
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