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[instrumental music]
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[chuckles]
So, you ready to go campin'?
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Yup, all packed.
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You know, I'm a little jealous
of you, son.
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When I was your age,
the closest I got to campin'
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was when my moms
didn't do laundry
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and I had to sleep naked
on the bare mattress.
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Now, put that on,
let me see what look like.
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Little fireside kid.
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Oh! I'm okay.
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What you got in here?
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‐ Camping stuff.
‐ Oh, yeah?
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You think
you brought enough skittles?
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Not if I have to share.
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What else you got in here? Oh!
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PSP?
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Look, Bobby, the idea of camping
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is to survive in the wild, okay?
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It's about roughin' it, son.
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I only packed one game.
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That's rough.
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Edgar?
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So, I don't have to be alone
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in the woods.
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And Melvin?
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Edgar doesn't..
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(both)
...like to be alone either.
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Yeah. Okay.
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So, where's the stuff that
we had on the checklist, huh?
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Where's your socks? Where's your
underwear? Where's your pants?
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Oh, I had to take
that out to make room
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with the stuff I really need.
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Whoa.
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Oh, he's never spent two nights
away from both of us before.
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You think he's
gonna be alright?
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Look, Neesee, there comes a time
in a man's life
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where he has to face
his worst fears alone.
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No, Bobby is not gonna be alone.
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I'm not talking about him.
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I'm talking about me
being stuck here with you.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, Lauren, you gotta come.
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Look, I know you're a doctor,
do you have to operate tonight?
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What's wrong with the guy?
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Oh! That's not
supposed to do that.
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Alright, maybe next time.
Alright, peace.
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‐ What's up?
‐ Lauren just canceled.
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[laughs] You're kiddin', right?
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What are the odds,
this gorgeous woman
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who I've never seen
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who you allegedly met at the
supermarket canceled again?
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Dirk, she's a doctor,
she's on call tonight.
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Apparently, there was
some big accident.
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Yeah, her giving you her number.
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Alright, man,
so have fun without me.
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Come on, man, you gotta go.
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You know how it is to get
reservations at Finique?
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Whoa. You're going to Finique?
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Look, Dirk,
the reservation is for four.
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‐ What I'm supposed to do?
‐ Ahem.
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I mean, come on, man,
I don't wanna sit there
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and be the third wheel
and pretend
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that I'm on my cell phone
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checking my messages all night.
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‐ Ahem, I see.
‐ Hey.
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Whatever you gotta do,
do it fast. We gotta go.
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I‐I‐I..
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[giggles]
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I have not had dinner yet.
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Oh, Neesee, there's
some leftover oodles and noodles
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in the fridge.
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‐ Robert.
‐ What's up?
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‐ Come on.
‐ What?
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Finique is the hottest
new restaurant in town.
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We gotta go and spy on them.
Check out the competition?
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Oh, that's a good idea
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then we could see what's
going on from the inside.
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‐ Inside.
‐ Hey!
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Bobby? Whitney?
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My date is waiting.
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‐ Okay, give me 20 minutes.
‐ You got ten.
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‐ Fifteen.
‐ Five.
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Well, don't expect no miracle.
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Who am I kiddin'?
I came out the room fabulous.
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Thank you.
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‐ Leather menus. Feel it.
‐ Hmm.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
look into that, alright?
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Yo, look into the forks too,
I like the patterns.
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Are they poor?
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No, they're just checking out
the competition.
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‐ They own a restaurant too.
‐ Ahem.
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So, Edet..
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...Robert tells me
you're a psychologist.
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Is this date
court ordered for Dirk?
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Why don't you just
order your food, Neesee?
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Now, Dirk,
remember what we've said
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about being passive aggressive?
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You're right. You're right.
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‐ Neesee. Shut up.
‐ Hm?
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[laughing]
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Good lookin'‐out, doc.
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Yo, check this out,
they haven't had
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too many dating thing here
this weekend.
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Oh, that is so corny.
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Actually, you know,
I've had a couple of friends
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who it's worked
quite well for.
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Oh, them desperate housewives
that are hangin' around you
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for free advice?
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[laughing]
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Dirk, what does it mean
when we make fun of others?
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It means I'm really
making fun of myself.
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‐ You know what you're getting?
‐ Yeah.
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‐ What?
‐ The catfish.
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Ah, it's got pecan sauce on it
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you're gonna break out.
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Get the duck.
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Oh, I didn't see that.
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How long have you two
been married?
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Mnm‐mnm, mnm‐mnm.
No, we're divorced.
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Yeah, it has been
three years now.
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Ooh, I see.
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You know, this place
reminds me of that place that‐‐
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Oh, with the thing and the..
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Exactly. Exactly.
That was a great place.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but don't use the bathroom.
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Oh, hell no, not again.
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Uh‐huh.
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‐ What?
‐ What?
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Nothing, it's just that
I would never know
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that you two were divorced.
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Yeah, well,
my bank account knows.
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My last statement
didn't even have numbers.
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It just said,
"Keep your head up."
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[laughing]
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What?
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You got the same look
in your eye you have
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when I told you
I was afraid of clowns.
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Yeah, I said it.
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I'm not ashamed anymore.
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What's up, baby?
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It's really not my place to say.
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Uh, no, go ahead, we wanna
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hear your professional opinion,
I mean..
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‐ Yeah.
‐ You can't offend us.
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Okay.
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I think you and Neesee
are still in love.
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‐ That's a bull..
‐ That's a bitch.
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[instrumental music]
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[giggles]
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I mean, if she can
read people so well
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why's she dating Dirk?
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I know. Talk about
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"I think you
and Neesee are still in love."
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I mean, look, we were married,
we have a kid
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and‐and of course I love you
but I don't love you
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l‐love you,
you know what I mean?
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Thank you.
And I don't love you love you.
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Oh, I hear you.
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[telephone ringing]
Oh.
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Hello? Hey, big fella.
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Oh, that's Bobby, is he okay?
Ooh!
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Hey, are you alright?
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No.
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Well, what's wrong, puddin'?
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There is no pudding.
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The counselors took it.
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Along with my Twinkies,
my Pringles and my videogame.
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Bobby, I thought
you're gonna pack the things
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that were in the checklist.
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I didn't pack it. Mommy did.
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‐ Neesee?
‐ What?
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What am I supposed to do?
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This is my baby's first trip
away from home.
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I'm not gonna just
throw him to the wolves.
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Look, this is supposed to be
about being in the wild, okay?
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Enjoying nature,
uh, surviving by your wits.
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(Bobby)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta go.
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The counselors are onto
my stash of gummy worms.
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‐ 'Bye, mom. Bye. dad.'
‐ Oh, but be careful.
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‐ Alright, be strong.
‐ And I love you. I love you.
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[both sigh]
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(female #1 on TV)
'I feel so close to you.
I love you.'
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‐ Yeah..
‐ Ha‐ha‐ha!
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(male #1 on TV)
'It's worse than we expected.'
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‐ 'You mean..'
‐ 'Yes, June.'
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(male #1 on TV)
'We don't have enough fuel
to make it to Earth.'
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(female #1 on TV)
'Then we better make the best
of what little time we have.'
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[moaning on TV]
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(male #1 on TV)
'Oh, yes! Yes!'
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‐ Oh, no, it's too hot.
‐ Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're right.
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‐ It is as hot as oven here.
‐ 'Yeah.'
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(male #2 on TV)
'We never should've gotten
divorced.'
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(female #2 on TV)
'I know. I still love you.'
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'And I do mean
love you love you.'
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‐ Um, it's past my bedtime.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We better go..
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[instrumental music]
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[water running]
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[instrumental music]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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[laughing]
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‐ Wow!
‐ Yo, that was weird.
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I mean, we haven't seen
each other naked in a long time.
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Whoo! In over three years, huh?
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I mean, I just opened up
the curtain and bam
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there you were.
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I mean, just all free
and whatnot.
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[laughing]
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I mean, that was real funny.
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[laughing]
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‐ Oh!
‐ Real funny?
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What's so funny about me
being naked?
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Oh, no, no, no, no. No.
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You weren't funny,
the situation was.
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‐ Oh.
‐ I mean, you..
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‐ You good.
‐ Ha‐ha!
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Yeah, and you..
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You, you, you, you, you, you..
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‐ Okay.
‐ Ha‐ha‐ha!
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Okay, okay.
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‐ Thank you, thank you.
‐ Yeah.
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I wonder what that psychologist
would say about this.
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Ooh! She would have
a field day with this.
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She'd probably say
we meant for it to happen.
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And we both know
we can't go there.
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Right. Exactly.
We know how that movie ends.
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[chuckles]
Yup, and we do not wanna
make the sequel.
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Mm.
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Do you know
what the problem is?
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We spend too much time
together, Neesee.
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It's not like we actually
find each other attractive.
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‐ Exactly.
‐ We need to get out more.
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You know what?
And meet more people.
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Tonight.
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‐ You know what?
‐ Hm?
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That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
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You know what?
You do you and I'll do me.
251
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,051
‐ Great.
‐ When you're gonna do you?
252
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:28,021
I don't know. Hm..
253
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:31,758
I guess I could try
that two‐minute dating thing.
254
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,960
I'm not mad at that idea.
255
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,096
Well, you meet
a whole lot of people fast.
256
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,365
You know wha.. And, a‐and,
and, and we could, um, uh..
257
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,101
Uh, and we could spy on
a restaurant while we're there.
258
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,836
'Cause we want to go back there
again anyway.
259
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,106
Mm. I need to get my hand
on that lemon tart again.
260
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,374
I had to figure out
that secret ingredient.
261
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,143
Then we'll go do tarts.
262
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,845
And stay for the dating.
263
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,180
‐ You wanna car pool?
‐ Not really.
264
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,084
Just kiddin'.
265
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,758
Did anybody get in touch
with their parents?
266
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,829
I did, and now I'm on punishment
for bringing my two‐way.
267
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,898
Was anybody able
to smuggle anything?
268
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,235
It's hard getting things
past the camp counselors.
269
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,038
Yeah.
I tried to sneak a juice box
270
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,541
in my pants, but it leaked.
271
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,909
Counselor Harris thought
I wet myself.
272
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:28,148
And now I can't have anything
to drink after 6:00.
273
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,451
That's not fair. He always
drinks juice after 6:00.
274
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,854
Yeah, and he drinks it
with cupcakes.
275
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,088
Those were mine!
276
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,357
‐ And chips.
‐ Those were mine too!
277
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,393
We have to do something
to get our stuff back.
278
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,328
Camping is supposed to be fun.
279
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,330
Guys, is this fun?
280
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,566
(in unison)
No!
281
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,502
The time is now to
put a plan into action.
282
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,036
(in unison)
Yeah! Now!
283
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,905
How long are we gonna let these
284
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,007
camp counselors take our stuff
285
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,376
and treat us like children?
286
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,516
Until our parents pick us up.
287
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,186
There's always one.
288
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,823
We're gonna march over
to those counselors
289
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,357
and demand respect!
290
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,959
(in unison)
Yeah!
291
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,497
[wolf howling]
292
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,903
The time is when?
293
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,170
Later.
294
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,272
Yeah.
295
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,908
[wolf howling]
296
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,876
[instrumental music]
297
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,451
Damn! This place is packed.
298
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,452
(Neesee)
Yeah.
299
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,488
‐ Neesee, move.
‐ Hm?
300
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:44,457
Act like you don't know me.
301
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,195
Robert, we said we were gonna
take this seriously.
302
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,565
Now, do your part please.
303
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,600
Gotta admit, this is weird,
you and me doin' this together.
304
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,537
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Not together, remember?
305
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,238
We're both single.
306
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,439
And lookin'.
307
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,642
Right.
And not at each other.
308
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,510
Oh, no, no, no.
309
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:05,478
Hey, what are you two
doin' here?
310
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,413
Oh, never mind us.
311
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,915
What are you doin' here?
312
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,617
I thought you had
a girlfriend.
313
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,986
Look at you judgin'.
314
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,022
For your information, Edet
claims I have commitment issues.
315
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,991
And I need to find out why.
316
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,360
So, in a roundabout way,
I'm doin' this for us.
317
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,295
[whistle blaring]
318
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,330
Attention, everyone!
319
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,266
It's time to make some
love connections.
320
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,368
Is there anyone
as excited as I am?
321
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,972
Is that even possible?
322
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,273
This is how it works.
323
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,375
Girls, grab a seat
and stay put, okay?
324
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,310
Guys, when I blow my whistle..
325
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:38,411
[whistle blares]
326
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,445
...that means it's time to move
327
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,480
to the next table.
328
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,115
It's that easy. Okay?
329
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,149
Good luck.
330
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,284
[whistle blares]
331
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,587
Move out, move out.
332
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,555
[instrumental music]
333
00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:52,025
So, I'm Larry.
334
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,327
And I'm a Leo.
335
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,496
And I like a woman
that doesn't mind
336
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,065
workin' to support
the household.
337
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,137
You mean help
support the household, right?
338
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,506
O‐o‐oh, no! No, no!
339
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,273
Baby, I haven't had
a job in four years
340
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,510
so she's gonna have
to provide
341
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:12,412
some type of stability for me.
342
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,016
I mean, you know, while I figure
out what it is I wanna do.
343
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,451
[whistle blares]
344
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,989
Hi, I'm Vanessa
and I'm a alcoholic.
345
00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:27,460
But I've been clean
for 42 days now.
346
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,530
Congratulations.
It's one day at a time, right?
347
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:33,099
Mm‐hm, mm‐hm. Ooh, um..
348
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,502
Can you just take a sip and..
349
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:37,337
...breathe in my face?
350
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,177
So, I still live at home
with my mom.
351
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,746
Oh, that's cool.
I love moms.
352
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,981
I'm also still a virgin.
353
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,185
I love virgins.
354
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,120
[whistle blares]
355
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,559
Girl, you are so damn fine!
356
00:15:58,592 --> 00:16:00,160
‐ Thank you.
‐ Ooh.
357
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,196
I mean, damn, girl.
358
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,266
How was heaven when you left it?
359
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,273
[exhales]
Seriously, flies must love you,
'cause you‐‐
360
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,307
Blow the whistle, please.
361
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,341
[whistle blows]
362
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,376
So the doctor said there's
363
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,244
no way to remove that, huh?
364
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,682
No, but you'll get used to it
after a while.
365
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:25,318
You might even find it sexy.
366
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,753
[whistle blows]
367
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:29,355
[instrumental music]
368
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,191
[clears throat]
369
00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:33,760
Look here, baby.
370
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:36,396
My name is Brisco,
I'm from Frisco.
371
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,764
I used to dance up in a disco
372
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,700
but when I cooks my chicken..
373
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:43,570
[scoffs]
You know.
374
00:16:43,604 --> 00:16:45,171
Shut up, fool, and sit down
375
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,073
before the next weirdo
comes here.
376
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,441
Alright.
377
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,110
Now whose dumb idea
was this anyway?
378
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,778
Ey, look, well, we tried, okay?
379
00:16:51,812 --> 00:16:53,680
‐ We're just not that desperate.
‐ Sure enough.
380
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,148
Did you know
there's a woman over there
381
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,651
that can blow smoke
out her neck?
382
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,787
Yeah, I know.
I saw Dirk gettin' her number.
383
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,057
I guess there's somebody
for everybody.
384
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,759
‐ Shh, not in here.
‐ Mm.
385
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,728
[cell phone ringing]
386
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,065
Hello?
387
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,500
W‐what's that?
388
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,738
Oh. You're kidding.
389
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,140
No, no. We're on our way.
390
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,575
Robert, we have to go.
391
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,310
There's some mini‐rebellion
at Bobby's camp.
392
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,279
Apparently,
he orchestrated the whole thing.
393
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,582
Oh, well,
at least my son is a leader.
394
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,485
Seems to me like your ex‐husband
395
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,588
didn't realize
what he had, girl.
396
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,792
Strippin' is a honest way
to make a little extra cash.
397
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,094
♪ New dance baby ♪
398
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,462
♪ Oh ♪
399
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,566
♪ Girl here we call it
the bird ♪
400
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,634
♪ All that cocky people
bring it to the dance floor ♪♪♪
401
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,436
Damn, not only was that
ridiculous
402
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,573
I forgot to get my lemon tart.
403
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,276
Got you covered.
404
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,678
[gasps]
Ooh!
405
00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,345
Thank you.
406
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,849
Mm. Ooh!
407
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,818
This was our wedding song.
Ooh, I still love this song.
408
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,620
Oh, please don't tell me
you're gonna sing it.. Don't..
409
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,823
♪ All my love is all I have ♪
410
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:13,259
♪ And my dreams
are very special ♪
411
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,396
♪ All my life
I've looked for you ♪
412
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,633
♪ And today
my dreams come true ♪
413
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,669
♪ You need me and I need you ♪
414
00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:26,272
♪ Love and us is very special ♪
415
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,909
♪ Things you seem to do divine ♪
♪ Yeah oh oh ♪
416
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,345
♪ You looked straight
into my eyes ♪
417
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,379
♪ I know.. ♪♪♪
418
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,815
You gotta stay on beat.
419
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,183
I was on beat.
T‐t‐t‐that worked for me.
420
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,418
‐ No.
‐ That worked for me.
421
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,222
You forgot the remix. Remix.
422
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,191
You know, I like that song,
but had it been Luther..
423
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,529
Baby, we may have been married
four more years.
424
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,732
Four more years? Ha‐ha‐ha.
425
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,534
Uh, you know..
426
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,768
[instrumental music]
427
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,902
Whoo!
428
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,510
[both laugh]
429
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:05,378
Whoo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo.
430
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,323
[both laughing]
431
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,893
Oh, man, this was it.
432
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:24,197
♪ Love is life
and life is living ♪♪♪
433
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,298
[door opens]
434
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,234
‐ Bobby.
‐ Don't turn, mom.
435
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,704
Put the put the pedal
to the metal, dad. Drive.
436
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,673
[instrumental music]
437
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,979
It was dark and quiet
438
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,781
and all he could hear
was his own breathing.
439
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,516
[Neesee gasps]
440
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,884
And his heart thumping..
441
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,485
[mumbles]
442
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,887
And suddenly
443
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,855
he saw the scariest thing
he had ever seen!
444
00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:50,824
[both scream]
445
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,694
‐ Oh!
‐ Aah!
446
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:54,928
[laughing]
447
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,564
I like camping with you guys.
448
00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:59,365
[laughing]
449
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,334
When does the pizza get here?
450
00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:04,838
[instrumental music]
451
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,974
[theme music]
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