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[upbeat music]
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Mm.
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Big brother!
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Oh, man, Robert.
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I came as soon as I heard
about Tia leaving you.
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Carmen, I left that message
for you eight months ago.
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Oh, word?
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I thought you were
a creditor trying to trick me.
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You know,
they could be real crafty
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if you don't pay them
after 90 days.
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But enough about me.
How are you?
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How's the heart?
Here to help.
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Look, sis,
I'm fine, alright?
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You know,
time heals all wounds.
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Come on,
you want me to whoop Tia?
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You know I always wanted
to whoop Tia!
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Will you let me, please?
You never let me have no fun.
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No, look, look, look,
I appreciate you
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wanting to catch a case for me,
but I'm good, alright?
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No, you're not.
You're in denial, Robert.
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And I'm not leavin'
my distraught brother
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to raise a son
all by himself.
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‐ Uh‐uh, it's not gonna‐‐
‐ And then the happy hour..
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‐ Oh, damn!
‐ Oh, damn!
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‐ What is she doin' here?
‐ What is she doin' here?
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‐ I'm goin' to my room!
‐ I'm goin' to my room!
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‐ You ain't got no room!
‐ You ain't got no room!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ho, ho, ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Robert, what's she talkin'
'bout, she got a room?
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Neesee has temporarily
moved in.
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[hiccupping]
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B‐but it's, but it's all good,
like, you could use
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the office,
I can get the blow‐up mattress
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for you and you can stay
as long as you..
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A blow‐up mattress
for your baby sister?
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You ain't right.
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I'm tellin' mama
you ain't right.
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And you..
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...you can keep
your little room.
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It's alright.
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If you can get there
before me.
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‐ Oh, no. Oh, no.
‐ Yes!
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‐ Oh, no.
‐ Get out of my way!
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Hey!
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[instrumental music on stereo]
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So, I lost my job,
I got kicked out
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of the hostel
where I was stayin'.
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I punched
a truck driver in the nose.
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A goat bit me.
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Oh, but that's
a whole another issue.
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And now I'm here and..
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...I just need to feel better.
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[sobbing]
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Could you buy my drinks?
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‐ I got you.
‐ Thank you.
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Yo, bartender.
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Uh, his name is Nick.
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Could you please learn
the employee names, huh?
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See, this is why I wanted
a corporate retreat.
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[chuckles]
Neesee, you in the Bahamas
by yourself
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is not a corporate retreat.
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‐ Carmen!
‐ Dirk boy!
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‐ What's up, girl?
‐ Hey!
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‐ What's goin' on, girl?
‐ What's goin' on?
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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This is not a barber shop.
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This is a 3‐star restaurant.
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Oh, man!
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Dirk, maybe you could
help me out.
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Explain to me how
what's‐her‐name over there
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can afford to buy
her own restaurant
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but she can't afford
a place to live.
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[chuckles]
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You just explained it.
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Neesee got half, again.
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What? What is he
talking about, Robert?
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Uh..
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[gibberish]
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What? What'd you say?
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Uh, we, uh..
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We own the restaurant
together.
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To‐who? Together?
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With the same woman
who left you?
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The same woman
who had you boo‐hoo
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boo‐hoo‐hooing all up
in divorce court?
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The same woman who put
a big old period
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at the end
of your bank account?
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That woman?
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You wouldn't even co‐sign
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for my student loan, Robert.
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You weren't even enrolled
in school, Carmen.
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Exactly!
'Cause I couldn't get a loan.
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He never told you
about him and Neesee?
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‐ No.
‐ They're homies now.
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Yo, I thought
I had issues with women.
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Dirk, whose side
are you on anyway?
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Nobody's.
I like to instigate.
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‐ Oh, Neesee.
‐ Hm?
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Uh,
when that jukebox I ordered
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comes in, let me know.
Alright?
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Ah, it already came
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and I sent it straight
over to Denny's
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where it belongs.
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What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Look here, alright?
We're partners.
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That means two people
making the final call.
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‐ Not just one.
‐ Robert, uh..
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Look over your shoulder.
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Little more.
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Pretty girl. Big picture.
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'She decides.'
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‐ Okay?
‐ 'Ha‐ha!'
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[clears throat]
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My brother said
he wants a jukebox.
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And I said
close your mouth box.
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‐ Unh.
‐ Whoo‐whoo‐hoo!
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Damn! Mouth box. A box..
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‐ It's a mouth.
‐ Dirk, what are you doin'?
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I told you. I'm instigating.
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Robert, Robert.
Robert, Robert.
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Robert, you just won't learn,
will you?
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You're just like the kids
from "Friday The 13th" that keep
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takin' their dumb asses back
to Camp Crystal Lake.
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Stop! There's a killer.
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Neesee's Jason.
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Jason.
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You know what, why don't you two
take your comedy routine‐‐
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Uh‐uh, don't push me.
Stop. I'll tell mommy.
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‐ Leave me alone.
‐ Get off me.
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Alright, fine. Fine.
Just remember this.
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Black guy always
gets it first.
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Black guy.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na
na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na ♪
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♪ Na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na
na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na hey ♪♪♪
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Chorizo.
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[laughter]
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‐ Where have y'all been?
‐ Oh! Tijuana.
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In the last 12 hours,
you've been to Mexico and back?
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Man, we had the limo
stop in Rosarito
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for fish tacos
and a pee break.
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We was knockin'
the margaritas back.
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Whoo! And I picked up
a little something
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for my favorite nephew.
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Look at that right there.
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‐ A frog?
‐ 'Ha!'
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Cool!
Thank you, Auntie Carmen.
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I shall call him Bungee.
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‐ Mommy, look.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
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I can see it from here.
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‐ Carmen.
‐ Oh, yeah?
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You know, it's customary
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to ask the parents before
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you give a child an animal.
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But I guess
you were absent the day
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they taught home training.
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[chuckles]
Well, I asked the father
when I called last night.
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And the father
said it was alright.
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I mean,
it is the father's house.
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I didn't even know
that was you, all I heard was..
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"Ya‐ya‐ya ya‐ya, ya!"
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Well, you know, the mother
says that unwanted creatures
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have to stay
on the back patio.
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That goes for the frog, too.
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Okay. Look here.
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Let's go outside, mijo.
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I'll show you how to feed
your little froggy.
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The first thing you gotta know
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is how to talk to a..
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What'd you say, boy?
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Neesee,
the frog just said "Rib‐bitch."
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[laughs]
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That was a good one, Neesee.
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I'm gonna show her.
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Hey, man.
I'm feelin' your sister.
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I mean, really feelin' her.
Sparks are flyin'.
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[both laughing]
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I'm sorry, dawg.
I didn't mean..
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Hey, it's not a joke, dawg.
We got a thing.
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Well, not a thing thing.
More like a vibe.
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But if our vibe turns
into a thing
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are we still cool? 'Cause
I don't want us to have a thing.
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Okay, uh, Dirk,
is Carmen feelin'
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this vibe‐slash‐thing
that you got goin' on?
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No such thing
as a one‐way vibe, dawg.
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That would be a crush. And this
is so much more than that.
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You know what, Dirk?
You talkin' crazy.
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Did you drink the water
down there?
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Are you still drunk?
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Touch your nose.
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Alright, Dirk, look, I‐I..
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T‐this thing
that you're talkin' about
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between you two,
I didn't see it.
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That's why it's so special.
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It's not for everybody to see.
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Only the people that are in it.
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♪ Na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na
na‐na‐na‐na‐na‐na ♪♪♪
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Rib‐bitch.
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[laughs]
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See? We vibin'.
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Oh. Oh, look.
I guess I like you, too.
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Oh, you love me.
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[laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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Dirk, what's this thing
I hear about you
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taking my sister
to Vegas tonight?
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Hey, man. The last couple
of weeks have been great.
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I'm takin' her
to see Gladys Knight.
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She's gonna love it.
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Okay, look, Dirk.
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Just be real with me, alright?
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Are you takin' my sister
to Vegas so you can..
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I'm insulted you would even
say that to me.
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This is your sister
we talkin' about.
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Right.
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‐ Fine ass..
‐ Hey.
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‐ Light skinned‐‐
‐ Hey!
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My bad.
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Bungee. Bungee.
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Here, boy.
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Okay, please don't tell me
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you lost Bungee
after I helped you
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sneak him in the house.
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Okay, I won't tell you.
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But that's what happened.
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How do you lose a frog,
man?
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Well, I had to go number one
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but when I got there,
it turned out
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to be number two.
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Which takes longer because I‐‐
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Okay, w‐we get it,
w‐w‐we get it.
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Let's just find him, okay?
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♪ If I was your woman ♪
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♪ Here's what I'd do ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I'd never never never
stop lovin' ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ If I was your woman yeah ♪
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Come on, Robert.
Be my pair.
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♪ If I was your.. ♪♪♪
252
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,638
Wow! You look incredible.
253
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,673
I know!
254
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,041
[Bungee croaks]
255
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,743
Oh, I hear Bungee!
256
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,378
Please don't tell me
y'all lost that frog.
257
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,881
I'm not trying to hear
Neesee's mouth.
258
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,218
Look, look harder.
259
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,721
‐ What y'all doin'?
‐ Huh?
260
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,690
‐ What?
‐ Uh‐oh.
261
00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,658
Oh, uh, we're r‐rehearsing.
262
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,195
♪ If I was your woman ♪
263
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,697
♪ Woman ♪♪♪
264
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,835
[laughing]
265
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,804
[upbeat music]
266
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,778
Uh, Nick, Wolfgang Puck
is giving a lecture
267
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,213
at the Chef's Association.
268
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,648
Can you close up for me tonight?
269
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,849
‐ Yeah, sure, no problem.
‐ Great.
270
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,117
‐ Now, see you tomorrow.
‐ Okay.
271
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,151
Thank you.
272
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,163
I think you have a bar tab
you need to close.
273
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,165
‐ Oh, I got a tip for you.
‐ Ooh!
274
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,366
[chuckles]
275
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,136
[Carmen and Nick moaning]
276
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,374
Ooh, no, honey.
277
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,813
[camera shutter clicks]
278
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,385
[upbeat music]
279
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,924
Hey, Neesee, what's crackin'?
280
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,760
Your face when I tell you
281
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,394
that Carmen's playin' Dirk.
282
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,896
Wha‐bam!
283
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,968
Damn! This is messed up.
284
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,302
I gotta tell Dirk.
285
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,937
But wait a minute.
Carmen's my sister.
286
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,338
I can't blow her up
like that.
287
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,840
Yes, you can.
288
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,242
Well, wait a minute.
289
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,410
This is not even
a real relationship.
290
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,745
Why am I trippin'?
291
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,113
Because this is real kiss.
292
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:23,016
Look at her, all up in it.
Just.. Mm.
293
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,350
Damn!
294
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,351
[squealing]
295
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,753
Hey, y'all!
296
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,722
And by "y'all," I mean Robert.
297
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,159
Dirk just introduced me
to some new friends.
298
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,929
Tiffany, Chanel and Versace.
299
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,898
[squealing]
300
00:11:43,504 --> 00:11:46,973
Well, let me introduce you
to modern technology, okay?
301
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:51,377
‐ Can you hear me now?
‐ Neesee, what would Jesus do?
302
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,479
Spread the word.
303
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,850
I'm tryin' to follow
in his footsteps.
304
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,985
Okay, why don't you follow
his footsteps into the kitchen?
305
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,453
I got this.
306
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,488
So, Dirk, why'd you buy her
all of this stuff?
307
00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:04,457
'Cause he's my boy, hater.
308
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,493
Hey, she's livin'
outta her suitcase.
309
00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:09,095
I want her wardrobe
to be tight.
310
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,197
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
311
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,899
‐ You are welcome.
‐ You are so sweet!
312
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:13,900
[chuckles]
313
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,238
You heard that?
I'm so sweet.
314
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,774
[scoffs]
So, you still spending
your money on her, huh?
315
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,009
Hey, man, I got more.
316
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,879
Look, Dirk, you just
cut ties with Jonelle.
317
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,148
Is it possible
that you're on a rebound
318
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,016
and it's clouding
your judgment a little bit?
319
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,017
No.
320
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,887
But you know
what I was thinkin'
321
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,355
and this is down the line
322
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,924
but if she and I
were to get married..
323
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,993
...me and you will be
brothers‐in‐law.
324
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,796
And our kids will be cousins.
That's crazy.
325
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,964
Dirk, don't you think
you're puttin'
326
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,099
a little bit too much on this
327
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,134
thing with you and Carmen?
328
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,570
I mean, look, look, she's only
here for a little while.
329
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,105
And you know
how unpredictable she is.
330
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,239
I hear what you're saying.
331
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,208
I gotta move fast.
Good lookin'.
332
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,046
‐ Where are you going?
‐ To help love find a way.
333
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,017
[upbeat music]
334
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,252
[knocking]
335
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,356
‐ Huh?
‐ Damn!
336
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,062
‐ Did I wake you?
‐ Yeah, give me two hours.
337
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,564
‐ No, we have to do this now.
‐ What?
338
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:19,365
Why don't you
get outta my room?
339
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,034
Okay, this is not your room
and I need you
340
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,368
to stop playing games
with Dirk.
341
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,403
You know he likes you, Carmen.
342
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,405
Of course he likes me, Robert.
343
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,007
‐ That's my boy.
‐ Yeah.
344
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,509
But you're treating him
like your boyfriend.
345
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,344
Oh, come on.
What are you talkin' about?
346
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,347
Do you think
I should wear this tonight?
347
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,618
Wear it tonight for who?
Dirk or Nick?
348
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,386
‐ Who's Nick?
‐ Okay, cut it, Carmen.
349
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,356
We have evidence.
Neesee took a photo.
350
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,091
I hate her.
351
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,359
Well, why are you
treating Dirk like this?
352
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,529
Oh, come on.
How am I treating Dirk?
353
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:51,097
I didn't ask him
to buy me all this stuff.
354
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,200
I'm just a recipient.
355
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,470
And besides, he benefits
from this relationship, too.
356
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,441
I mean, I'm coachin' him
through his troubled times
357
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,044
and he's showin' me
a good time, I mean
358
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,345
we even‐Steven.
359
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,213
[sighs]
Come on, Carmen.
360
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,115
You know Dirk is puttin' more
on this than you are.
361
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,084
And you are not stupid.
362
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,186
Alright.
363
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,021
Maybe I am enjoying
the attention a little bit
364
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,523
but I don't expect you
to understand that
365
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:18,324
since you're always takin'
the other person's side.
366
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,061
This is not about sides. This is
about how you treat my friend.
367
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,196
Yeah, it's always
about your friend.
368
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,666
Or your fiancee
or your ex‐wife.
369
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,634
Is it ever gonna be
about your sister?
370
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,073
Okay, Carmen, maybe I've been
a little hard on you
371
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,375
but that's
because I love you.
372
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,279
Carmen, you know
I'll do anything for you.
373
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,585
[sighs]
Come here.
374
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,355
Thanks.
So let Dirk down easy.
375
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,257
He's real sensitive, okay?
376
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,159
‐ No, I'm not doin' that.
‐ What?
377
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,696
You just finished talking about
you gonna do anything for me.
378
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,163
Yeah, I will starting tomorrow.
379
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,498
But tonight,
we're gonna go to dinner
380
00:14:58,532 --> 00:14:59,700
and you're gonna tell Dirk
what's up.
381
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,434
Whatever, man.
Get outta my room!
382
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,069
‐ It's not your room.
‐ Whatever! Get out, punk!
383
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,370
You gettin' out?
384
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,239
Damn!
385
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,276
[indistinct chatter]
386
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,245
[instrumental music on stereo]
387
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,219
Carmen, you look like
you have something on your mind.
388
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,221
No, I'm just struggling
between the lemon chicken
389
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,356
and the, uh, sea bass,
that's all.
390
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,293
Is that the only thing
you're struggling with?
391
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,229
‐ Hm?
‐ Hey!
392
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,265
Why you playing footsie
with me under the table?
393
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,536
Oh, my bad. I was just trying
to wake up my leg.
394
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:38,639
Ow! Ow!
395
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:42,342
That's my jam
right there, boy.
396
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,977
Ah!
397
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,245
That's Muzak. You like that?
398
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,080
Yeah, I like it real mellow.
399
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,485
‐ Tell Dirk. Ahem, ahem.
‐ Uh, shut up.
400
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:54,755
[coughs]
401
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,322
Are you two comin' down
with something?
402
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,458
You know, my bartender
403
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,227
he was sick earlier
this week.
404
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,463
You know, maybe he passed
somethin' around.
405
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,401
Well, I have something
that's gonna make you
406
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,336
feel a lot better.
407
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,638
(Carmen)
What's this?
408
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,608
Tickets to Maui!
409
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,209
First class!
410
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,644
Oh‐ho‐ho, ho‐ho!
411
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:19,345
Aye, you said you wanted
to go whale‐watchin'.
412
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,715
Why not go
to the best place to do it?
413
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:25,318
You, me, tiki torches,
coconut bras, what's up?
414
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,153
[chuckles]
Oh!
415
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,489
This is so sweet.
I don't know what to say!
416
00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:30,524
I do.
417
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,994
Have you all decided?
418
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,429
Hey! Carmen, right?
419
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:40,100
Huh?
I want the lemon chicken.
420
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,803
You and Nick never made
my party the other night.
421
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,671
Girl, I guess you found
something else
422
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,772
better to do, huh?
423
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,610
Actually, my name is Dirk.
424
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:50,644
What party?
425
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,046
Oops.
426
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,620
‐ Who's Nick?
‐ Yeah, Carmen.
427
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:01,522
Who's Nick?
428
00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:02,723
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
429
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,290
I know this one‐‐
430
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,327
Uh, h‐he's a,
he's a old friend
431
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,395
that I ran into Friday night
when I was out
432
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,364
with my girls at the movies.
433
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,800
I thought you said
you didn't go to the movies
434
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,436
'cause it was sold out.
435
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,304
Right, right. It was.
436
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,141
But then I found another
theater where it was playin'.
437
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,145
‐ Oh, yeah? Which one?
‐ Universe!
438
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,216
Wait, that's weird.
439
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,852
Because when you told me
it was sold out
440
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,220
I tried to find you
another theatre
441
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,123
and I definitely remember
it wasn't playing at Universe.
442
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,160
Really? Oh, oh.
443
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,163
It wasn't playin'
at Universe.
444
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,464
Did I say the movies?
445
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,533
I didn't go to the movies.
No, not me.
446
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,502
I went to the club.
447
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,539
What the hell's goin' on?
448
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,309
Alright, alright, Dirk, um..
449
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,144
...it has come to my attention
450
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,380
that perhaps
I've caught your fancy
451
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,216
but, alas, my heart
favors another.
452
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,453
‐ What?
‐ I like somebody else.
453
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,889
I know what it means.
454
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,390
Why the hell
you ain't tell me sooner?
455
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,626
You know how much money
I spent on you, girl?
456
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,360
Okay, Dirk, look, I love you.
457
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,297
But no, I‐I, I‐I‐I don't
like you like that.
458
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,432
And I was trying to like you
459
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,502
and I was tryin to wait
for something to spark
460
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:26,740
and it didn't and maybe
it'll spark in Maui.
461
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,242
‐ I'm thinkin'..
‐ You ain't goin' to Maui.
462
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,880
Dirk, Dirk, look.
463
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,884
I'm sorry. I‐I didn't mean
to lead you on, okay?
464
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,887
And if, if you want
all your stuff back
465
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,923
I'll give it back.
466
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,324
Except the black dress.
Can I keep that?
467
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,728
Because that really
looks good on me.
468
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:51,698
Alright, you can keep
the black dress...for $300.
469
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,869
So, I don't do it
for you, huh?
470
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,271
Nothin' sparks with me?
471
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,606
So, what gets you
goin' there, sparky?
472
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,907
We can tell.
473
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,710
What's up?
474
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,549
Alright. That's cool.
475
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,450
Okay, look.
476
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,484
We're still boys, right?
477
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,619
No.
478
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:15,556
If we was boys, I'd clock you.
479
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,724
But after four divorces,
this is nothing.
480
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,860
You'd probably be livin'
in my house next week.
481
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,629
So, you don't hate me?
482
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,965
Nah, you may get a few
prank phone calls from me.
483
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,933
But that's just
my healin' process.
484
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,404
‐ I respect your game.
‐ Oh, come here, boy!
485
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,239
Oh, let's eat!
486
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,676
Wait a minute.
487
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,844
That's it? "Let's eat?"
488
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:39,212
She played you like that
489
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,515
and you're gonna
let her off the hook?
490
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,718
Oh, no, honey.
491
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,820
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but that chick on the wall
492
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,388
isn't she supposed
to be cookin' my dinner?
493
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,690
You don't want me
in charge of your food.
494
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,424
‐ Oh, see‐‐
‐ Hey, hey, hey!
495
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,993
Come on, now,
why can't we just have a night
496
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,460
where we could just all‐‐
497
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,963
‐ Shut up, Robert!
‐ Shut up, Robert!
498
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:58,932
[upbeat music]
499
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,673
Come on.
500
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,708
Your mother's gonna kill us
501
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,743
if we don't find Bungee.
502
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,578
But we've looked everywhere.
503
00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:14,648
Well, we're gonna have to look
everywhere else again.
504
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,617
Come on. Let's go.
505
00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,355
[Bungee croaking]
506
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,424
Well, Bungee, what do you think?
507
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,760
We make them suffer
for another week?
508
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,529
Huh? Huh?
509
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,830
[laughs]
510
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,700
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