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(Robert)
Last time, on "All Of Us.."

Baby, you have nothing
to worry about.

That woman from last night
is not another girlfriend.

‐ Oh, sure, I knew it.
‐ Mm‐hm, she's my wife.

Your wife?

I hope that's a nickname
for your sister.

‐ So he's married?
‐ No, Robert, he's separated.

No, Neesee,
you have to be married

in order to be separated.

Basically, you're dating
a married man.

Before we got divorced

you were always saying
you wanted to have a kid.

Well, now,
I wanna have one, too.

What do you say?
Wanna go half on a baby?

‐ Hello.
‐ Is Neesee James home?

I'm she. And you are?

I'm Joyce Calhoun.
Peyton's wife.

♪ Often I wish that we ♪

♪ Could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be ♪

♪ A family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change ♪

♪ But we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

[instrumental music]

I'm Joyce Calhoun,
Peyton's wife.

Uh, heh.
What are you doing here?

I'm here to tell you

to stay away from my husband

and find your own man.

Well, Peyton told me
you were separated.

And I think I understand why.

Separated? Where? In his heart?

If I hear that one more time

I'm gonna separate his heart

from his chest.

Look, I don't know you

you don't know me, and I think
you should leave this house.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not going anywhere

until you say you gonna
stay away from my husband.

[scoffs]

Ksshhh.

Say it or I will
make you say it.

Well, who do you think
you talking to?

I'm talking to you, homewrecker.

Well, if you're feelin'
froggish, Ms. Kermit, jump.

[grunting]

‐ Neesee, wake up.
‐ Ugh!

Back up off me,
you crazy bitch. Ugh!

[screams]

‐ What's goin' on?
‐ You were havin' a nightmare.

You got a guilty conscience
or somethin'?

No, I‐I, you know,
it's just the stress

from my‐my opening
of my restaurant.

Well, unless you namin'
your restaurant

"Back up off me,
you crazy bitch.."

...I think you were dreamin'
about something else.

[groans]

[instrumental music]

I can't believe
you asked Jonelle

to be your baby's mama.

Well, I want a kid.

‐ But she's your ex.
‐ Come on, man.

Don't you sometimes get even
a little tempted by Neesee?

‐ Man to man, no judgment.
‐ Okay.

Sometimes she wears this
little sexy white dress she has

and she kinda looks good
to me.

‐ Ah‐ha.
‐ But that's just on looks.

Alright? she's like fireworks.

All fun and sparkly,
but if you get too close, pow!

You can spend the rest of your
life with a half a mustache

and a eye patch.

‐ Hey, Robert.
‐ Hey, wassup, Jonelle?

So, um..

Today, at recess
on the Jungle Gym

I saw a volunteer father
drop his kid on his head

and it made me think.

Well, hell, Dirk can do that.

And, uh.. Tsshh.

I'm not gettin' any younger..

...so..

...I think we should have
a baby together.

‐ Let's start right now.
‐ No can do, Dirky.

‐ We're on a schedule.
‐ What?

Yeah, I charted it all out.

In order to maximize
our opportunities for conception

we have to refrain
from copulation

for the next four days.

I don't understand that.

She means no sex
for the next four days.

I don't understand that.

Yeah, and no other release
related activities either.

You need to save up your
best soldiers for this battle.

‐ Wait, wait‐‐
‐ And lose the tighty‐whities.

You need to hang loose
to optimize potency.

Especially if you wanna
get that boy. Bye, Dirky.

But, wait. I'll take a girl.

[instrumental music]

The subject is what
the sentence is about

and the predicate
is what the subject does.

Excellent!

Well, it's official.
You don't need me anymore.

‐ I'm gonna miss our sessions.
‐ Me, too.

‐ Too bad I'm such a genius.
‐ Oh. Ha‐ha‐ha.

Alright, I need
that artwork done

by the opening on Friday, okay?

‐ Got it.
‐ Okay.

Whew.

Mommy, Ms. Abrahams and I
are done.

Can I go watch TV
in your office?

Oh, baby,
that's the security cam

but knock yourself out.

[laughs]

Jonelle, thanks again
for tutoring Bobby.

Oh, girl,
it was my pleasure.

Oh, except for
when it was hell.

[laughs]

‐ I am so behind. Ugh!
‐ Mm.

Do you think maybe you can help
me fold some of these napkins?

Oh, girl, I would love to

but I have to rush off to the..

[scoffs]
Oh, who am I kiddin'.

‐ Heh.
‐ I don't have anywhere to go.

‐ Pass the linens.
‐ Oh.

Well, Neesee,
let me live through you.

‐ How's your love life?
‐ He‐he‐he, okay.

Except he's married.

I mean, separated

but not divorced.

[scoffs]
Why can't men be exactly

what you want them to be
when you want them to be it?

Because, then what would
"Sex And The City" be about?

[laughs]

But tell me this,
is the guy worth the trouble?

[sighs]
I don't know.

I wanna believe Peyton is

but who am I
to judge his situation.

Look at mine.

Things ain't always
what they seem.

Ooh, girl, I hear that.

Dirk may have been
a lousy husband

but, oh, he is still a looker.

Girl, have you ever seen him
with his shirt off?

Unh‐unh.

Chest hairs
all grouped together

on his sternum like a little
sexy bull's eye.. Oh..

‐ Yeah, I miss our talks.
‐ Mm.

[laughs]

Oh, come on. Don't you still get
tempted by Robert?

Tempted? Pfft.

‐ Sometimes.
‐ Mm‐hm.

I mean, you know,
when he has on his

black Armani suit,
he can look kinda good.

‐ I knew it.
‐ Oh, no.

It's only because I had to buy
the right tie to go with it.

[scoffs]
Robert may look like he's slick

but he's still a fixer‐upper.

Try one little rainstorm

and he just collapse all
on you like..

Ooh, ha‐ha‐ha.

Hey, Neesee.

Oh, Peyton.

‐ I'm gonna check on Bobby.
‐ Okay.

So what are you doin' here?

Well, you've been working
so hard around here

I thought I'd bring you these.

Oh.

‐ Thank you.
‐ Mm‐hm.

‐ Mmm. These are pretty.
‐ Thank you.

Read the card.

Okay.

[chuckling]

‐ This is a credit card.
‐ Uh‐huh.

Is Hallmark trying
to step up their game?

[laughs]
No, I am.

I'm taking my girl shopping
on Rodeo Drive.

I can't..

‐ What's the limit?
‐ Heh.

‐ No, no, no. No, I‐I can't.
‐ No, you can.

In fact, you have to

because we're celebrating.

Celebrating what?

Well, I spent the morning
apartment hunting.

‐ Ooh, you movin' out?
‐ Yeah.

Oh, well, thank God,
because I'm not built for this.

I mean, this morning
drove me crazy.

Every time I tried to call you
and you didn't answer

I imagine you with her.

Well, hey, you won't have
to worry about that anymore.

Now, can a brother please take
his lady shoppin'?

You never did tell me
how much the limit was.

[chuckling]

[instrumental music]

‐ Here you go, dawg.
‐ Oh, this is what I needed.

What are you doin'?

Makin' a baby.

With a beer can?

Hey, my boys gotta stay cold
for maximum potency.

This is a lot less sticky
than a Popsicle.

[doorbell rings]

[laughs]
Well, do me a favor.

When you're done with it, don't
stick it back in the fridge.

‐ May I help you?
‐ Is Neesee James home?

No, can I tell her
who stopped by?

I'm Joyce Calhoun.
Peyton's wife.

And I'm gonna tell her myself.

Oh, damn.

Watch out, boys,
it's about to get hot in here.

[instrumental music]

Like I said, Neesee's not here

and she's not gonna be back
for a while.

Then you don't mind if I wait.

Lady, how did you even find out
where we live?

Last night I found a credit card
receipt from Prada.

I then searched the call history

on my husband's cell phone

and found Neesee's number.

A simple reverse search

on the internet
and here I am.

Damn!

Glad I was never married to you.

Right back at you.

What kind of a woman

would wanna date
another woman's husband?

Oh, you'd be surprised.

Look, Joyce, the bottom line

is Neesee's not here
and you got to go.

Make me.

Oh, damn. Look.

Make sure
Neesee doesn't come in here.

Hey, Neesee.
What's goin' on, girl?

How you doin'?

Fine.

Excuse me.

Are those quarters
you call ears working?

‐ Excuse me.
‐ Hey, that looks good.

Why don't you hook a brother up?

You know where the fridge is.

Make it happen.

Uh.. Do we have a problem here?

I mean, you know, sure

Peyton and I,
we have our problems

and we have drifted apart.

But at no time did I think
either of us wanted to leave.

Well, it's clear
that you don't like leaving.

But I would urge you to tell
all of this to your husband.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
Not until I see this Neesee.

She needs to know that I am
willing to fight for my man.

Is this Neesee a big woman?

No, no, Neesee, no problem.

No, it's just that, uh..

You know, me and you,
we never talk.

We never, never talk.

Let's talk.

And you want
to change this because..

'Cause I'm curious.

Well, you know,
what goes on with you.

You know, your, your shoppin'.

And, and, your mothering.
You‐you're a mother, you know?

And, uh, the work thing,
the work that you do‐‐

‐ The restaurant?
‐ You got a rest.. Get the..

How's that goin', girl?

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with me?

You came and you won't leave?

Look, your problem
isn't just with Neesee

it's with your man, alright?

And if he can't love
and respect you

the way you wanna be loved

then maybe you should find
somebody else who would.

I mean, there's plenty
of good brothers out there.

You what I'm saying, Joyce?
As a matter of fact..

There's a brother right there
joggin', he looks nice.

I don't want him.
I want Peyton.

Look, I know how you feel,
I've been divorced too.

‐ Divorced? Who sa..
‐ I‐I‐I'm‐I'm‐I..

I'm not predicting divorce.

I'm just saying
this is the most crucial time

in your relationship, okay?

Trust me,
I've been through this.

And you should do everything
that you can..

...to keep
your marriage together..

...that's within the limits
of the law.

[sighs]

Thank you, Robert. I'm,
I'm sorry to have bothered you.

I‐I hope you don't think
I'm crazy.

Crazy? Heh‐heh.

Never that. Heh‐heh.

I couldn't hold her, bruh.
She got superhuman on me.

What is goin' on out here?

What's goin' on out here

is you just got a little visit

from Mrs. Peyton Calhoun.

She found my house?

Was she a big woman?

I told you
this was gonna happen.

She wasn't that big.

You could've took her.

[instrumental music]

What's the matter with you, man?

You're not still mad
I put that beer back

in the fridge, are you?

Heh. No. No, no, no.

Just watching that woman
fight for her marriage like that

it makes me wonder
if I did everything I could

to fight for mine.

Hey, man,
don't beat yourself up.

The past is the past.

No reason to look back.

(Jonelle)
'Dirky! Where are you?'

Unless you tryin' to have
a baby. Out here, Sugar Smack.

Oh! There you are.

Come on, it's time.
Come on, come on, come on.

What? I don't get no foreplay
or nothin'?

There. Let's go.

Peyton, what are you doin' here?

Robert, I came down here
to ask you a favor.

‐ What?
‐ Stay out of my business.

I mean, where do you get off
telling my wife

that she could find
someone better?

Oh, and come to think of it
where do you get off

telling my girlfriend
that I was out with my wife?

Look, Peyton,
I know you got two women

but please believe me,
I'm not one of 'em.

Look, man, if Neesee
doesn't have a problem

with my situation,
neither should you.

She doesn't have a problem

because she believes
your marriage

my bad, your situation is over.

And it's not.

Oh. Oh, wait a minute.

Now I understand.

So you're not done with Neesee,
you still want her.

Look, all I want
is for Neesee to be happy.

Hey, brother, make no mistake.
Neesee is definitely happy.

I'm handling that.

[scoffs]

[chuckles]
You see..

...a smarter man would've
said that while he was runnin'.

Hey, look, Robert, if you hit me
I'll sue you, okay?

Anyway, I said
what I had to say.

Then why you still here,
pretty boy?

Why don't you go
get your hair day.

Just stay out of it, Robert.

I wish I could.

But how can I, when everybody
in the Calhoun household

knows where I live and work?

Is she lookin' at me?
Why is she lookin' at me?

Dirk, I'm lookin' at you.

What is wrong with you, man?

I just.. I feel so cheap.

[instrumental music]

Good. Fix the flower.

Oh, child,
these are so out of line.

Everything okay?

‐ Uh, hey.
‐ Hey.

Just a little stressed.

Well, relax,
because everybody's loving

the vibe and they're feelin'
the food.

Right now, they're just waitin'
to meet the chef.

Well, they gonna have to just
wait a minute.

The presentation isn't perfect
and Peyton's not here yet.

Oh, hey, well,
speakin' of Peyton

he came by my job today.

Apparently, he had a problem
with me talking to his wife.

Robert, I'm not tryin'
to have an argument.

I'm tryin' to have
a grand opening.

Can't you see how crazy
this is, Neesee?

I mean, I'm not even in it and I
feel like I'm the one cheatin'.

Do you have to use that word?
It makes it sound so dirty.

Well, if you feel dirty,
there's only one person

that could change that, Neesee.

‐ Peyton.
‐ Hello, Neesee.

I see you booked genuine.

I gotta go calm the crowd.

I ate too many appetizers.
I'm full.

Me too.

Ooh, crab cakes.

‐ Grab some for me too.
‐ Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Ready to go out there?

I will be..

...as soon as
I break up with you.

What? Why?

As much as I care about you

I have to care
about myself first.

I will not
be anybody's second choice.

[scoffs]
Neesee, you're not
my second choice.

Please, save it, okay?

I know how well you argue.

And I also know
that you've been conflicted

about where your loyalties lie.

And I wanna clear that up
for you.

They don't lie here.
Not anymore.

‐ Uh‐uh, Neesee, please‐‐
‐ Please what?

Please wait?

Please understand?

Please be quiet
when I'm on the phone?

I can't take anymore
of your sentences

that begin
with, "Neesee, please."

‐ Everything is on your terms.
‐ Yeah‐‐

‐ Because you're married.
‐ Yeah, but I'm moving out.

And I'm moving on.

Goodbye, Peyton.

Sorry about earlier.

It's too much pressure.

It's okay.
It didn't happen for a reason.

Yeah, I know. I was tired.

And plus, I could hear people
in the hallway and..

That, that lighting.
I can't work with that‐‐

No, I meant..

...a reason reason.

It didn't happen
because it's not supposed

to happen like this.

I mean, look at Bobby.

He's a product of love.

Robert and Neesee
were committed to each other

when they conceived Bobby.

He didn't come from a place
of convenience and loneliness.

Convenience and loneliness
is where we live.

Yeah, I know.

But I want
the whole package, Dirky.

So..

...I'mma move out.

Alright.

I always thought
I'd do cartwheels

if this day ever came.

What? You don't want me to go?

No, it's just not enough room
here to do a cartwheel.

[chuckles]

But..

Mm.

Mmm.

I'm gonna miss you too, Dirky.

Are you okay?

[sighs]

I will be.

Okay, I'll tell everybody
you need another minute.

No.

It's okay.

Other than Bobby

this restaurant
is the only thing

that's turned out
how I wanted it to.

Well, then, shall we?

[breathes deeply]

Nice dress.

[chuckles]

Nice suit.

[instrumental music]

Congratulations, you did it.

We did it.

My tummy hurts.

How many crab cakes
did you have?

‐ Fifty‐four.
‐ Oh.

That's 90% too many.

There's a two‐thirds chance
I'm going to throw up.

At least the boy
knows his math.

[instrumental music]

[theme music]