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[upbeat music]
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Aye, man, I don't like any of
these photos for our billboard.
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Look, I can see my nose here.
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Come on, man.
You gotta be kidding me.
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You can barely see that.
It looks like a piece of lint.
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Yeah, on a eight by ten.
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On a full‐blown billboard
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it's gonna look like
I snorted Bob Marley.
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‐ Ready to watch the game?
‐ Oh, yeah.
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Give me that.
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‐ Hey, dad.
‐ Yeah.
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What's wrong with the TV?
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I don't know. There's no storms.
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The power's on.
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All the wires are connected.
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Oh, you know what?
I recognize this problem.
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Used to happen all the time
in college.
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‐ DPB.
‐ What's that?
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Didn't pay the bill.
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That's impossible. I always p..
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Damn! I gave the bill to Neesee.
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Hey, y'all.
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What?
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You didn't mail the cable bill!
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[scoffs]
Must I be wrongly accused
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first thing
when I walk in the house?
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I'm sorry. You're right.
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‐ Welcome home.
‐ Thanks.
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You didn't mail the cable bill!
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Get your facts straight, Robert.
It was two weeks ago.
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I was wearing DKNY..
The white one.
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And I was lookin'
real good, too.
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But I was on my way out the door
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you gave me a stack of mail.
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I put it in my purse and..
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Um, I told you to start
paying the bills online.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[upbeat music]
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What's the score, Dirk?
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I'll let you know in a second.
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Your neighbor's fat wife
has to sit down first.
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‐ Sit down.
‐ Sit down!
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I think she heard you, Bobby.
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Am I in trouble?
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No, she sat down. Good job.
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Why can't you just say,
"I'm sorry?"
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You're right, Robert.
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I'm sorry
you can't live without TV.
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And I'm sorry
that you have Bobby
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and your tacky friend
on the porch
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watchin'
the neighbor's television.
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Okay, we got the ball!
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Thirty, twenty.
Oh, come on, lady.
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You don't have to stand up
every time there's a good play.
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And shave those armpits!
You're not French!
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‐ I'm out, man.
‐ Alright.
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(Dirk)
See you later, Bobby.
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What am I supposed to do now?
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There's no TV.
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See what you're teaching
your son, Robert?
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Bobby, get some toys and play.
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Oh, yeah! Toys!
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You're really mad, aren't you?
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Okay, Robert.
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I'm sorry.
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You know I'm havin' a hard time
gettin' a loan
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to renovate my restaurant.
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I guess I'm a little distracted.
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Look, I get it, you're busy
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but you still have
responsibilities around here.
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'If you're not gonna
pay the bills'
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you can at least mail 'em.
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You know,
I am so tired of hearing
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how I don't pay for anything!
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You are so one note!
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Money, money, money.
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Like you Donald Trump.
Boy, please.
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Keep your voice down.
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Now, I maybe one note,
but you're one volume.
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Loud.
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Bobby's in the next room.
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He is not paying any attention.
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He's in his own world playing
with those crazy little puppets.
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[chuckling]
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Look at him. Rock solid.
Nothing bothers him.
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Why can't we be like that?
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I don't know.
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You're on my last nerve, woman.
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Well, you got all the money.
Buy another one.
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Don't tell me
how to spend my money.
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Don't make me get ugly
up in here.
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Make you get ugly?
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Lady, you're too late.
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[instrumental music]
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Bobby needs to see us
have fun together.
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I mean, think about it,
when's the last time we had fun
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in front of him?
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Mm, when he was three months old
and then‐‐
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I'm talking about lately, fool.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
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Well, I mean, you asked me to
tell you when the last time we‐‐
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‐ 'When I asked you that‐‐'
‐ 'If you didn't really mean..'
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‐ Then you shouldn't have rea...
‐ ...answered what I asked you!
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‐ Hey, Bobby!
‐ Hey. Hey, Bobby.
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‐ I didn't do it!
‐ Do what, son?
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Put that whole orange
down the sink
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like I know
I'm not supposed to.
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Oh, now, boy, I have told you
over and over again
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that we're gonna have
family time today.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yes.
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And I'm sure
your father will fix
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that garbage disposal later,
huh?
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You see, I cannot believe
that you, uh, came up
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with such a great idea.
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But right now,
it is family time!
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‐ Yay!
‐ Ha‐ha‐ha!
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(Bobby)
Yay!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[doorbell rings]
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No, no, no. I'll get it. You've
been on your feet all day.
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Oh, no, you got it last time.
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But it's sweet of you to offer.
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Hey, that's what
a gentleman does.
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‐ You're so nice.
‐ Ha‐ha!
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And I'm so happy.
Just happy, happy, happy. Ha‐ha!
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‐ So am I, baby.
‐ Just happy.
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‐ Just happy.
‐ Wow!
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♪ We're just gonna be
one big happy happy family.. ♪♪♪
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‐ Hey, Uncle Dirk.
‐ Bobby deuce.
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What are you guys doin'?
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Having family time.
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‐ Whoo‐hoo‐hoo! Hey there, Dirk.
‐ Ha‐ha.
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Why don't you join us, man?
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Join you in what?
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Sitting here and getting along.
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Robert, father of my child
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how was your day?
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Oh, my day's been fine.
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And thank you
for having my child.
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[chuckles]
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Wow!
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That's what I said.
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Uh, father of the child..
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..can I holler at you
for a second?
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Uh, Neesee, do you mind?
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Ah, no.
Talk to your little friend.
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Actually, uh,
blessed mother of Bobby..
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...why don't you let me
talk to you, too?
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♪ I'll be back I'll be back
party time ♪
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♪ There's party over here
party over there ♪
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♪ Ho throw your hands up
throw your hands ♪
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♪ Throw your hands up
whoo whoo ♪
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♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪
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♪ Here we go hey here we go ♪
♪ Uh uh uh uh uh uh ♪
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♪ Uh uh uh uh ♪♪♪
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‐ Okay, I'm‐‐
‐ Okay!
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Yeah!
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I'm hip
to what you're trying to do.
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What?
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Trying to show Bobby
you guys can get along.
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But trust me,
this is a freak show.
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And stop smiling.
You're not in there anymore.
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Ooh.
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It was our first time, we're
tryin' to work the kinks out.
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Alright, well, work the kinks
out amongst yourselves, okay?
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I'm gonna take Bobby to lunch
before you guys
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jack him up anymore.
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[upbeat music]
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Your server
will be right with you.
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‐ How you doin'?
‐ Who's that? Your friend?
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I sure hope so.
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Excuse me,
I just wanted to say that‐‐
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You have a Sharpie
and you want me to write
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"Dirk" and "Black"
on both of your‐‐
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Actually, I just wanted to say
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how cute the two of you are.
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Oh, something about seeing
a father out with his son..
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Oh, it just makes me
feel warm inside.
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[laughs]
He's not...just my son
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he's the light of my life.
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Go with it.
I'll buy you a whole pie.
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I love you, daddy.
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And daddy loves you.
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[upbeat music]
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[grunting]
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Ah! This is worse
than I thought.
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The whole Bobby situation?
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No, I got a hold of the orange
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but I can't get my hand out!
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It is like
I got two seven‐year olds.
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Hm. There you go.
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Ah! Neesee, it's hot!
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You are playing in the sink
and I'm tryin' to fix
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our broken family.
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[grunts]
Give me this towel.
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Oh!
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Now, the reality
of this situation is
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and I hate to admit it
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is you're gonna be livin' here
for a while.
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‐ Don't I know it?
‐ Yeah.
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And we don't have the tools
to make this go smoothly.
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Not even for our son.
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‐ Then what are we gonna do?
‐ I don't know.
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But it's gotta be something
hardcore, something drastic.
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Welcome to couple's therapy.
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[instrumental music]
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Why don't we get started,
couples
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by telling us why you're here?
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Uh, my name is Bill Jinkins.
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And, uh,
I don't know why I'm here
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'cause...everything's fine.
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And I'm Susy Jinkins
and I'm here
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because my husband is in denial.
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‐ No, I'm not.
‐ See?
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We'll explore those problems
in a little while.
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What problems?
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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
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I'm here today
because we have trust issues.
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[scoffs]
That's just polite way of saying
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he can't keep it in his pants.
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I caught him with the maid
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his nurse
and the pizza‐delivery girl.
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I was giving her directions.
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To your pants?
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Okay, we'll get back to that.
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Robert and Neesee,
what are you guys doing here?
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Um, well, I had to move back in
with Robert
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and we've been doin'
a lot of arguing.
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Like I've been telling you
in our sessions.
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Girl, he is not
the easiest person to live with.
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What have you been tellin' her?
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Stuff that's not too flattering
to you, the truth.
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Look, we're here
because we've been arguing
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and we think
it's starting to affect our son.
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‐ And it worries us.
‐ As it should.
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Children first learn to
socialize with the opposite sex
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by watching
their parents interact.
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See? It's not my fault.
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My papa was a rolling stone.
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Stupid!
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A good way to resolve conflict
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is through open
and honest communication.
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So I'd like the women
to turn to the men
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and tell them what it is
that bothers you about them.
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How long do we have?
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00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,043
Let's stick to one thing.
255
00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:46,710
Okay. How long do we have?
256
00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:50,643
Just be mindful
this is group therapy.
257
00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:55,576
Bill, I think you're a wimp.
258
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,676
You have to stop agreeing
with everything I say.
259
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:02,010
Honey,
I couldn't agree with you more.
260
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:05,743
And do some push‐ups.
I'm tired of being on top.
261
00:12:08,943 --> 00:12:10,410
What a bitch!
262
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,843
I know, and so is the wife.
263
00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:18,910
Okay, good sharing.
Good, good sharing.
264
00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:22,176
Karen, tell Martin what it is
that bothers you about him.
265
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:28,076
I want you to want me.
266
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:31,676
I see the way
you look at other women
267
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:34,510
and I want you
to look at me that way.
268
00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:37,576
What do I have to do?
269
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Stand behind them.
270
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,176
Okay.
271
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,643
Neesee,
tell Robert what bothers you.
272
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:56,776
Um, you know, the regular stuff.
273
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,810
Like, he would drink
all the orange juice
274
00:12:59,843 --> 00:13:01,876
and leave only a swallow.
275
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:05,043
Orange juice that I pay for.
276
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,510
He'd come in the house
and leave all the lights on.
277
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‐ Wasting electricity.
‐ Electricity that I pay for!
278
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,843
And he's constantly reminding me
of the things that he pays for.
279
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,176
Things that I..
280
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,910
Never mind. Go ahead.
281
00:13:23,943 --> 00:13:26,076
Neesee,
those are surface issues.
282
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,810
I know there's more.
Would you like to go deeper?
283
00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:29,943
Why we gotta go deeper, doc?
284
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,476
I mean, hey,
nobody else went deeper.
285
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,076
We ain't the deeper..
We ain't the deep type.
286
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,810
Because it would be unethical
for me
287
00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:38,176
to charge a $100 an hour
for small talk.
288
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,476
‐ A $100?
‐ That you paid for.
289
00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:46,476
[upbeat music]
290
00:13:47,776 --> 00:13:49,543
Okay, remember, I'm your dad
291
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:52,110
and your mom abandoned us
ten years ago.
292
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:55,143
‐ But I'm only seven.
‐ Hm.
293
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:57,010
Fine. Well,
she abandoned me ten years ago.
294
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,176
Came back three years later,
we had you and she left again.
295
00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:03,943
Wouldn't it be easier to say
she left seven years ago?
296
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,443
Don't sass me, boy.
297
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:07,843
‐ But, Uncle Dirk‐‐
‐ Daddy.
298
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:09,810
But Uncle Daddy.. Ow!
299
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:11,976
Aw!
300
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:14,443
You guys are too cute.
301
00:14:14,476 --> 00:14:15,976
Me and my son are just havin'
some guy time.
302
00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:18,710
Oh, that's too sweet.
What's your name?
303
00:14:18,743 --> 00:14:21,610
Um...Bobby.
304
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,876
That's right. Bobby.
305
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,176
Hey, would you like to join
a single dad
306
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,443
and his son for some pie?
307
00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:26,876
I'd love to. I'm Tiffany.
308
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,043
I'm Dirk. It's nice to meet you.
309
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,143
So how old are you?
310
00:14:30,176 --> 00:14:33,443
Um...seven.
311
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:35,643
That's right. Seven.
312
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,576
He's good with numbers. Math.
313
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,776
I stress education.
When I was at Harvard‐‐
314
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,510
‐ Oh, you went to Harvard?
‐ Yeah.
315
00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:43,976
‐ Actually, I went‐‐
‐ So what do you like to do?
316
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,810
I like to tell jokes.
317
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,176
‐ Knock knock.
‐ Who's there?
318
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,943
‐ Cargo.
‐ Cargo who?
319
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,043
Cargo, beep, beep.
320
00:14:51,076 --> 00:14:53,210
[laughs]
321
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:55,010
Sal, you gotta come hear this.
322
00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,876
‐ I taught him that.
‐ Oh, really?
323
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,176
So anyway..
324
00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:59,843
[upbeat music]
325
00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:01,810
How does a pig
get to the hospital?
326
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:04,676
‐ How?
‐ In a hambulance.
327
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,643
[laughing]
328
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,443
Tell us another one, Bobby.
329
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,143
It's past his bedtime.
330
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,076
(all)
Aw..
331
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,676
Well, it was so nice
meeting you, Bobby.
332
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,843
Yeah, yeah.
333
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,743
‐ Hey, can I call you sometime?
‐ Oh.
334
00:15:20,776 --> 00:15:22,643
I don't date guys with kids.
335
00:15:23,843 --> 00:15:25,076
I'm not really his father.
336
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,110
Or guys who lie.
337
00:15:31,543 --> 00:15:33,676
Bobby, you learned
a very important lesson tonight.
338
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,110
‐ About what?
‐ I don't know.
339
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,743
I ain't your daddy.
340
00:15:37,876 --> 00:15:40,410
[upbeat music]
341
00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:43,476
[clamoring]
342
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:47,143
Alright, y‐you guys, please.
Alright.
343
00:15:47,176 --> 00:15:49,610
Alright! Alright!
344
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:50,576
[gibberish]
345
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,776
You know there's
a great roleplaying exercise
346
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,910
that could help us
get to the root of our anger.
347
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,643
Who'd like to come up here
and volunteer
348
00:16:01,676 --> 00:16:03,776
and pretend to be their partner?
349
00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:09,776
‐ Neesee?
‐ I'll go.
350
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,910
Now, remember, you're Robert
talking about Neesee.
351
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,710
[chuckles]
352
00:16:18,743 --> 00:16:21,176
I'll tell you about Neesee.
353
00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,943
All she wanna do is make plans
to open up her restaurant
354
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:28,443
that'll make her happy and make
her financially independent.
355
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:32,543
But all I want her to do is
to shut up and make me a samich.
356
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:36,143
Okay, first of all,
I don't say "Samich.."
357
00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,943
...like that.
358
00:16:39,976 --> 00:16:43,043
And secondly, all I want
is a little bit of credit
359
00:16:43,076 --> 00:16:44,676
for all the things
that I've done for you
360
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,476
and I still do for you.
361
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,876
Well, where was all of this
doin' when we were married?
362
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,176
'Cause as far as I can remember
363
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,810
you were never interested
in anything
364
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,910
that was goin' on with me.
365
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,976
You walked into your dream house
366
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:59,576
from your dream job
with your dream wife.
367
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,110
And when it came time
to talk about my dreams
368
00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:02,643
you checked out.
369
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,710
Oh, you wanna take a walk
370
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:06,476
down memory lane, huh, Neesee?
371
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:08,810
Why don't we take
a Leroy‐from‐"Fame" leap?
372
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:11,043
Let's take a leap
down memory lane, Neesee.
373
00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:13,910
Huh? Let's do that.
374
00:17:13,943 --> 00:17:15,543
Because the last thing
I remember
375
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,043
you wanted the same things
that I did.
376
00:17:18,076 --> 00:17:19,676
Of course, I did.
377
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:22,076
When we got married,
we promised that we'd work
378
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,143
and, yes, I do say, "We"
379
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,210
to fulfill your dreams
to become a television reporter.
380
00:17:27,243 --> 00:17:29,843
And then we focus on my dreams.
381
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,176
But guess what, Robert?
382
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:34,510
We never got to my dreams.
383
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,476
We got divorced.
384
00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:55,610
Next.
385
00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:58,576
[upbeat music]
386
00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:07,210
Hey, son.
387
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:09,910
‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
388
00:18:15,076 --> 00:18:16,676
Is this my check?
389
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,876
Because if it's made out
to "My free‐loadin' ex‐wife"
390
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,743
again,
then we could take it outside.
391
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:21,810
[sighs]
392
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:23,810
[sighs]
393
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:30,010
This is an approval letter
for my business loan.
394
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,210
How did you get this?
395
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,176
I co‐signed for the loan.
396
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,943
You did that for me?
397
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,676
This means so much, Robert,
I could kiss you.
398
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,610
Oh..
399
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,576
But it doesn't mean that much.
400
00:18:51,076 --> 00:18:53,010
But it means a lot.
401
00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,843
‐ I don't know how to thank you.
‐ Don't.
402
00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,576
I didn't do it as a favor
403
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,543
and I didn't do it for charity.
404
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:08,576
I did it because you deserve
a chance at your dream
405
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,676
just like I got a shot at mine,
Neesee.
406
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,076
Baby..
407
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:23,043
...this means that I can
renovate my restaurant.
408
00:19:23,076 --> 00:19:24,110
[chuckles]
409
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:26,543
Congratulations.
410
00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,743
Congratulations, Neesee.
411
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,710
Now, make me a samich.
412
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,143
That's how I say it.
413
00:19:42,143 --> 00:19:44,176
[upbeat music]
414
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,176
[grunts]
415
00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:00,710
[grunts]
416
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:04,843
Neesee!
417
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:07,976
[sighs]
418
00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:21,743
Ah! Ah‐ha!
419
00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,976
Ha!
420
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,476
Ha‐ha!
421
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:28,810
[upbeat music]
422
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:33,043
[theme music]
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