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[instrumental music]
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Hey, baby, we have
got to talk about
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where we're going
on our honeymoon.
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Oh, wherever you want to go,
I'm cool with it, baby.
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Really? Okay, um,
well, how about Maui?
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Oh, except there,
I went there with Neesee.
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Okay, well, you know what? I saw
this resort in the Bahamas.
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Not a lot of tourists go there,
right?
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You had it in this book
you had upstairs
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it looked really romantic.
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‐ Was the page folded?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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Yeah, I went there with Neesee.
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Okay, what about Puerto Rico?
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You know, Puerto Rico
is cool, but, you know
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it's a little far, and you know,
the food is real spicy
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and the people be like..
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[gibberish]
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You've been there
with Neesee, huh?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Dang!
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I thought you guys
were strugglin'.
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How'd you afford
all these trips?
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Well, Neesee's uncle
worked for ValuJet
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so we had the hook‐up.
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Well, look, baby,
there's plenty of places
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that we can conquer
together, alright?
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What I'm gonna do is,
when I spin this globe
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wherever your finger land,
that's where we're goin'.
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[grunts]
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Alright.
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Bam!
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Oh..
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We're going to Rome.
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Yeah, that's going to be hot.
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[whispers]
I went there with Neesee.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ For me there
is to be a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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‐ What's up, dawg?
‐ Yo, wassup?
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I know y'all heard this before
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but I think
I just found the one.
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Come on, man. Don't tell me you
just proposed to someone else.
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No, not yet, but I just
came off a first date
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and you know how I get
when they go well
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the second one could be
in front of the preacher.
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Dirk! You know you still
live with Jonelle.
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Oh, don't even sweat that, I'm
gonna give your girl 30 days!
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You know what, Dirk,
after four marriages
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some guys would be
a little gun‐shy
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but no, you just keep
running toward the bullets.
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Tia, that's 'cause
I just found the one.
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The one woman who won't change
after we walk down that aisle.
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Oh, please,
what are you talkin' about?
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Everybody knows
it's the men who change.
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(both)
Please.
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We only change
'cause the wives change.
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It's basic science, right?
Adapt or die.
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[thinking]
Oh, God.
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What if they do change?
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Yeah. Hi, Robert.
It's me, Tia.
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Again.
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Yeah, I just wanted to know if
you were coming home this week.
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Okay, bye.
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Here you go.
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What's this slop?
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It's your dinner, Bobby.
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You have to eat
your vegetables tonight
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no exceptions.
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You ain't my momma!
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And don't call me Bobby.
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The homies call me Killer Bee.
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Okay, Killer Bee.
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You ain't my homie.
Call me Bobby.
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Now, little boy, you better
stop disrespecting me
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or I'm gonna have to
tell your daddy.
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Tell him! If he ever
comes home, Tia!
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You used to be so sweet, Bobby.
What happened?
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[doorknob rattles]
'Bobby!'
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Daddy!
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[chuckles]
Wassup, son?
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Robert, you're finally home.
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Now we can have a meal together.
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He's not stayin'.
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We got a dinner meeting
at Hooters.
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But I‐I cooked all this food.
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And, baby, it looks fantastic.
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Why don't you pack it
for Bobby's lunch tomorrow, huh?
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Oh, oh‐oh, okay, but listen.
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‐ Speaking about Bobby.
‐ Yeah.
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Now, we gotta talk
about his attitude.
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Tia, I'll help you clean
the kitchen while father's away.
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And we forgot to say
grace before meal.
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[chuckles]
Baby, you have done
a great job with him.
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Hey, listen, I gotta go, son.
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But remember, while I'm away,
you're the man of the house.
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‐ Rawr!
‐ Rawr!
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[laughing]
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‐ Love you.
‐ Do that.
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Hey, where do you think
you're going, young man?
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You haven't cleaned your plate.
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You heard what he said.
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I'm the man at the house.
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And I'm going outside
to put dubs on my big wheel.
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Peace.
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(Robert)
'Baby.'
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Baby? You alright?
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Seems like you drifted off
for a second.
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Uh, I was, um, just thinking
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about the lovely life
we're gonna have together.
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[chuckles]
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Yes, we are,
and you are gonna be
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as perfect as you are today.
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[laughs]
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You better hope.
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Every time I got married,
I went to bed with Halle Berry
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woke up with Chuck Berry.
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Jonelle does not look
like Chuck Berry.
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That's 'cause
I didn't give her time.
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She should thank me.
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[thinking]
Tia wouldn't change, would she?
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What's up, thickums?
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[sobbing]
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You think I'm fat?
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No, I always call you thickums
even before the‐‐
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Before what?
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Before I was fat, Robert?
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I'm doing my best
to look good for you.
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Nothing works.
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Not the Trim Spa.
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Not the Tae Bo.
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Even I almost put my eye out
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using that Bowflex machine.
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And what do I get?
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You come home calling me fat.
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I was just sayin' hi, baby.
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Don't you touch my pizza!
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I was just goin'
to sit down, baby.
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Damn, um..
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‐ How was work?
‐ Terrible.
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Kids kept calling me
Professor Klump.
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I mean.. Well, look, b‐baby,
don't take this the wrong way
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but you used to take
better care of yourself.
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That was before I had you.
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Yeah, I got your ring now.
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But then, it didn't fit anymore
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so I pawned it
for some hot wings.
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I even quit my job.
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‐ You quit your job?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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Baby, I thought
teaching was your dream.
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Was my dream.
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But now, my dream
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is to live off you
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and stay home,
makin' love all day.
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Oh.
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‐ Yeah. Mm.
‐ Oh.
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In fact..
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...I'm feelin' a little
sexy right now.
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Yes.
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You used to love my butt
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in these pants, remember?
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‐ Hey, daddy!
‐ Hey.
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Oh, ah, hey, hey, son.
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Neesee, I'm glad you're here.
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I could use your help.
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Oh, yeah, I'm glad you asked.
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Your lips are so cracked,
they look like sidewalks.
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We'll talk about that later,
right now we were talking about
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how marriage changes people.
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Oh, no, it didn't change me.
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But then again,
you can't tarnish a diamond.
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What you talking about, Neesee?
Marriage changes everyone.
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And not just the couple,
everyone around the couple too.
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Yeah, but for the good, right?
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[laughs]
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Okay, if that helps you
sleep at night.
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‐ Achoo!
‐ Oh, well..
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Here you go, pumpkin.
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You feel better?
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‐ Yeah, lots.
‐ Good.
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‐ Thanks, Tia.
‐ Mwah! You're welcome.
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[thinking]
Things couldn't
possibly change.
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Could they?
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Tia, you are
the best hostess ever.
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Mm‐hm.
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Man, Robert sure is lucky
he married you
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and left that old Neesee.
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Talkin' about tradin' up.
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I wonder where Neesee is. She
should have been here by now.
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It ain't like she's workin'.
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[all laughing]
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Yeah, it's a shame
I had to sue Neesee
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for that Band‐Aid
I found in her cupcake.
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Neesee? Who's that?
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Well, that's your birth mommy.
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You know, the woman
you used to live with
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before she lost her business
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and we got custody of you.
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Oh, right, that lady.
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I traded up too.
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[all laughing]
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Put it right there.
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Hey, y'all.
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I'm‐I'm sorry, I'm late.
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I lost my transfer and had
to walk the last two miles.
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Hey, puddin', guess what?
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I made you an apple pie.
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But mommy already
made me an apple pie.
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Well, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
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No, mommy, mommy.
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‐ Tia made some.
‐ Uh‐huh.
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Hey, look,
maybe we can have both.
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[inhales]
Yeah.
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Do we have to?
I, I just want Tia's.
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Now, boys, let's not be rude.
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Neesee went through
all this trouble baking this
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on the halfway house
hot plate just for us.
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It's good, right?
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I made it with
the government butter.
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I like Mama Tia's better.
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Tia, you're the best mommy ever.
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Aw, thank you.
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It's, it's really a shame
what happened to Neesee.
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I'm still in the room.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It's a shame
what happened to you.
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[all laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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But you know what,
y'all will be cool though.
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[cell phone beeping]
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Oh, that's baby girl
right there.
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You know what, I might
bring her to the wedding.
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You know what, much happiness.
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Yeah, yeah, I‐I have to go too.
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I'm gonna buy Bobby
lots of toys, and a cake.
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Bobby. Baby, come here.
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Bobby, who loves you?
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Hmm, mommy, daddy,
Tia, grandma, grandpa
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my imaginary friend, Festus.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, they all love you.
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But remember,
you said mommy first.
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His mother's on his list first.
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See ya. I'm going upstairs
to play with Festus.
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[chuckles]
Well..
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...that was fun.
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[laughing]
Yeah, right.
256
00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:42,453
You think things are gonna
change when we get married?
257
00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:44,322
Why? You plan on changing?
258
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,990
Uh, no. You?
259
00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:47,124
'Of course not.'
260
00:11:47,158 --> 00:11:49,026
Why are we listenin'
to Dirk anyway?
261
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,462
‐ Okay. Exactly.
‐ Nobody listens to Dirk.
262
00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:52,730
Dirk doesn't even
listen to Dirk.
263
00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:54,398
I know.
264
00:11:54,432 --> 00:11:56,367
Look, baby, we have
a beautiful life together
265
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,703
and it's only gonna get better.
266
00:11:58,736 --> 00:12:01,272
‐ Yeah.
‐ I can see it now.
267
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:07,778
Mm‐mm‐mm.
268
00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:10,114
What's that that smell so good?
269
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,783
Well, I'm making my husband
his favorite breakfast.
270
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:15,019
Wearing his favorite outfit.
271
00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:18,156
'Oh, you gonna do me
like that, huh?'
272
00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,991
Yeah, I know
I normally cook naked
273
00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:21,626
but today was a little chilly.
274
00:12:24,228 --> 00:12:27,598
So, would you like the sex
before or after breakfast?
275
00:12:27,632 --> 00:12:29,300
Uh...durin'.
276
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,135
But we're gonna have
to hurry up, baby.
277
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,404
I'm gettin' my star
in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
278
00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:34,572
Another one?
279
00:12:34,605 --> 00:12:36,474
[both laughing]
280
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,075
Hey, guys.
281
00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:39,410
Sorry to interrupt.
282
00:12:39,443 --> 00:12:41,379
I know you're about
to have your breakfast sex.
283
00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:45,283
Oh, it's okay, girl.
How you doin'?
284
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,085
Oh, girl, you're a better wife
than I ever was.
285
00:12:49,053 --> 00:12:50,688
Mm, and a better cook.
286
00:12:50,721 --> 00:12:52,590
‐ Mm.
‐ Oh.
287
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,692
I won't be long,
I just wanted to stop by
288
00:12:54,725 --> 00:12:56,227
and give you this check.
289
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,328
Check, for what?
290
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,729
This month's alimony.
291
00:12:58,763 --> 00:13:00,565
I'm marrying a millionaire
and you won't ever
292
00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:02,266
have to give me money again.
293
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,634
Oh!
294
00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:05,236
[both laughing]
295
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,072
Daddy!
296
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:12,710
‐ Bobby.
‐ Bobby.
297
00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:13,744
Son!
298
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:15,112
[laughs]
299
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:22,320
Wow, you have grown into
such a handsome young man.
300
00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,621
Guess what, y'all.
301
00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:25,056
My album just went
triple platinum
302
00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:26,691
and I just got nominated
for a Grammy.
303
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,427
‐ Whoo! That's my boy.
‐ Oh!
304
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,163
Ooh, that is great, puddin'.
305
00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:33,664
Oh! Mwah!
306
00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:36,267
I always knew he could sing.
307
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,236
This is because y'all
always had so much faith
308
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:39,270
in me, mama, you know..
309
00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,671
♪ I love my mama ♪
310
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:43,574
♪ My daddy and my step mama ♪♪♪
311
00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:47,645
Well, I'm gonna give you all
a shout‐out on the Grammy's
312
00:13:47,678 --> 00:13:49,547
when I win that jump,
but I gotta go now.
313
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,482
‐ Alright, baby.
‐ Alright, see y'all.
314
00:13:54,185 --> 00:13:57,088
We really have to take the
training wheels off his bike.
315
00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,323
The three of us.
316
00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:02,160
We've done such a great job
at raisin' him.
317
00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,670
[laughing]
Alright, alright, alright.
318
00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:14,572
I might have put
a little too much on it.
319
00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:16,541
Like you'd be in there,
cooking half naked.
320
00:14:16,574 --> 00:14:18,743
[both laughing]
321
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,546
You wouldn't be into that,
would you?
322
00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:23,514
As long as you're willin'
to help me grade papers
323
00:14:23,548 --> 00:14:24,749
in a loin cloth.
324
00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:26,617
Shoot, I'd even wear
that do‐rag you like.
325
00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:28,119
Really?
326
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:30,288
Dad, I left my backpack
at mommy's house.
327
00:14:30,321 --> 00:14:32,223
So my solar system project
is in it.
328
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,692
You got a bike with reflectors.
Just be back by the morning.
329
00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:36,627
Dad.
330
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:37,662
[laughing]
Alright, alright, alright.
331
00:14:37,695 --> 00:14:39,163
I'll get it, I'll get it.
332
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:41,699
In the meantime,
you find that do‐rag.
333
00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:43,201
I think it's in my closet.
334
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,471
[instrumental music]
335
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:53,644
[knock on door]
336
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,184
‐ Hey, Robert.
‐ Wassup, Neesee?
337
00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:01,752
Uh, Bobby left his backpack.
338
00:15:01,786 --> 00:15:03,688
He asked me
to pick it up for him.
339
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,162
Can I ask you something?
340
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,232
Do you think
things are gonna change
341
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,666
when you and Tia get married?
342
00:15:17,368 --> 00:15:19,437
Come on, Neesee.
Things are over between us.
343
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,072
You're gonna
have to get over this.
344
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,408
I'm just playin'.
345
00:15:24,442 --> 00:15:26,277
Seriously, wha‐wha‐what's
going on with you?
346
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:30,381
I.. I don't know, I..
347
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:32,083
I don't wanna lose my son.
348
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,686
Alright, well,
you know I'm against this
349
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,322
but if you feel
that strongly about it
350
00:15:38,356 --> 00:15:40,992
we can put one of those
LoJack chips in his neck.
351
00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,395
[chuckling]
Alright, I'm just playin', okay?
352
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,497
No, Robert, I'm, I'm serious.
353
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,334
I'm just worried that
when you and Tia get married
354
00:15:50,368 --> 00:15:52,737
you're gonna give him
somethin' I can't.
355
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:57,074
You and Tia are gonna have kids
and be a whole family.
356
00:15:57,108 --> 00:15:59,544
And why would he wanna
be over here with just me?
357
00:15:59,577 --> 00:16:02,580
Neesee, you're not really
thinkin' like that, are you?
358
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,483
Look, there's somethin'
that me, Tia
359
00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,685
a sister, and a brother
can't give him..
360
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:10,621
...and that's his mom.
361
00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:13,958
You're his mom.
362
00:16:17,762 --> 00:16:19,497
You cool?
363
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,433
[chuckles]
For now.
364
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:24,268
Ask me again in ten years.
365
00:16:24,302 --> 00:16:26,437
You wanna know what it's gonna
be like in ten years?
366
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,039
Come home with me.
367
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:30,341
Robert, I told you,
it was over between you and me.
368
00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:31,742
You have to move on.
369
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,248
Get the backpack, girl.
370
00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:41,185
[instrumental music]
371
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,389
Mommy, this is
the best stew ever.
372
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:46,424
Well, thank you, puddin'.
373
00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:48,392
[telephone ringing]
374
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:53,664
Holler at me.
375
00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:55,399
Oh, yo, wassup, Brian?
376
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,735
Oh, no, man, I can't
come in to the office right now.
377
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:01,105
I'm in the middle
of somethin' really important.
378
00:17:01,138 --> 00:17:03,374
No, I'll take a look at it
first thing in the mornin'.
379
00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:06,077
Alright, man. Later.
380
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,712
They tryin' to get you to come
into the office, huh?
381
00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:10,681
Yeah, but I told them I was
doin' somethin' important.
382
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,185
Uh...who ate my salad?
383
00:17:14,218 --> 00:17:16,487
Oh, um, that would be me.
384
00:17:16,521 --> 00:17:19,257
But, um, there's some
left‐over pizza in there, baby.
385
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,324
Come on, Robert,
you know, I can't eat
386
00:17:20,358 --> 00:17:21,659
that junk food like that.
387
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,528
Oh, what're you trying to do?
Fatten me up?
388
00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:25,496
Yeah, into places that I like.
389
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:28,766
Oh, watch out now.
You watch out..
390
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,268
Like where?
391
00:17:30,301 --> 00:17:31,736
Huh?
392
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:35,573
Oh, um, like in‐in her hands.
393
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,475
You know, there's‐there's
nothin' more attractive
394
00:17:37,508 --> 00:17:39,610
than a woman
with big meaty hands.
395
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:43,781
Oh, I get it. That way,
they're good at catching.
396
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,116
‐ Aha.
‐ Exactly.
397
00:17:46,284 --> 00:17:48,719
I like it
when we're all together.
398
00:17:48,753 --> 00:17:50,555
Hey, we're family.
That's what we do.
399
00:17:50,588 --> 00:17:53,257
Daddy, can I go eat my stew
in front of the TV?
400
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,358
Sure.
401
00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:02,500
In my house, he can't eat
in front of the TV.
402
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:06,003
Exactly. That's why
this is called my house.
403
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:10,374
Okay, instead of home ownership
404
00:18:10,408 --> 00:18:13,511
we should be talkin' about
diving into this delicious stew.
405
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:16,480
Oh, Tia, don't try
to change the subject.
406
00:18:16,514 --> 00:18:18,983
It's my kitchen,
I can change whatever I want.
407
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:24,755
Well, you might want to change
what comes out of your kitchen.
408
00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:26,157
Just by the flick of the wrist
409
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,692
salt and pepper, girl,
goes a long way.
410
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,727
Oh! Hey, Bobby.
411
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,162
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, Bobby.
412
00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:32,163
Hi.
413
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,467
‐ That's how you..
‐ Well, knowing that..
414
00:18:38,336 --> 00:18:41,239
[instrumental music]
415
00:18:41,272 --> 00:18:42,974
[indistinct chatter]
416
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,044
Did I tell you
I love you today?
417
00:18:52,077 --> 00:18:55,113
‐ Aww. I love you too, Robert.
‐ Hmm?
418
00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:57,549
You know, Bobby's at Neesee's
and there's only one thing
419
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,650
that can make this better.
420
00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:01,553
Oh, I am way ahead of you.
421
00:19:01,587 --> 00:19:02,654
I wish Turtle was here.
422
00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:04,490
Oh, me too.
423
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:05,524
I'm here.
424
00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:07,025
‐ Yay!
‐ Yay!
425
00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:08,594
And I brought my yo‐yo.
426
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:11,563
[instrumental music]
427
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,409
Turtle!
428
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,512
Stop daydreamin'.
429
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:28,313
And start yo‐yoin'!
430
00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:31,283
[instrumental music]
431
00:19:39,691 --> 00:19:41,493
(Dirk)
Turtle!
432
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:42,728
Stop daydreamin'.
433
00:19:42,761 --> 00:19:44,296
And start yo‐yoing?
434
00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:47,933
What?
435
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,067
How about start
makin' the copies
436
00:19:49,101 --> 00:19:50,836
I asked you for ten minutes ago?
437
00:19:56,441 --> 00:19:57,943
One day, Mr. Black.
438
00:19:59,478 --> 00:20:00,746
[whispers]
One day.
439
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,753
[instrumental music]
440
00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:12,724
[theme music]
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