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[wild‐western music]
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[music continues]
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You gonna raise me
with the hand I got?
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You're bluffing.
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I can tell by the stupid look
on your face.
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What look?
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Damn!
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Remind me again, is the,
uh, the Jack of Hearts
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the son of
the Queen of Hearts?
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Turtle, my friend, never try
to hustle a hustler, okay?
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You don't have
the Jack of Hearts, I do.
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And two of his brothers.
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Whoo!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, then it must be
a family reunion
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because I have
his parents
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his aunt
and two of his uncles.
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Boo‐yah!
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Even better hand.
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[Robert laughing]
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You know what, guys, man,
I really, really miss you guys.
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Ever since I left
"Mr. L. A.," you know
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we don't really get a chance
to hang out like this.
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Actually, boss, we never
really hung out before.
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Of course, we did, Turtle.
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You remember that time we,
we did that
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that thing
with, um, the people?
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No.
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Maybe we did.
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I have invited you out
several times
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but you were always
too cool for laser tag.
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Yeah, well, maybe we'd think
about it if you didn't
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want us to dress up like
"Star Wars" characters.
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Right.
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What's the point?
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The point is,
you got issues, man.
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Okay, guys, we had a deal.
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It's 7 o'clock.
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Me and Bobby gotta
get the food ready
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for Neesee's
birthday tomorrow.
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Let us play this last hand.
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Let's go all in, fellas.
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‐ Alright.
‐ Alright.
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I'm about to clean up, baby.
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You sure are
with those three aces.
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‐ 'Shh!'
‐ Damn.
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‐ Fold.
‐ Fold.
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‐ Suckers! Ah!
‐ Ah!
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Teamwork!
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Cook yourself something nice.
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I'mma go get myself
something nice too.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Another frosted fudge
tart, mommy?
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Mm, no, thank you, pudding.
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I don't wanna fill up on dessert
before the appetizers.
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This is the appetizer.
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Mm. Mm.
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Mm.
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Mm, this is delicious, baby.
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Did you make these
all by yourself?
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No, Tia helped me.
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Mm‐hm. Thank you, girl.
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Bobby just loves
working with chocolate.
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Speaking of chocolate, I need
to go get the salad dressing.
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Hey, Neesee,
I like these cabinets.
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Where'd you get 'em?
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Oh, those?
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My new friend built them
for me.
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Oh?
Friend, as in ha‐hm?
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Or friend, as in
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ha‐ha‐heh‐heh‐ha‐ha?
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Robert, you really need
to stay out of my business
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and gargle.
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Oh, Neesee, he,
he's just being so nosey.
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So, has Bobby met him yet?
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Not yet. I'm waiting
until the time is right.
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Till I can see
where this is going.
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So, who is he?
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What does he do?
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[laughing]
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‐ He's a great guy.
‐ Mm.
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‐ He's a musician.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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[blabbering]
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Oh, a doctor?
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No.
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A, um..
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A‐a, a‐a, a, um..
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A car‐pen, hm, hm..
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A car dealer?
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No.
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‐ He's a‐‐
‐ What? Huh?
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Why you trippin', Neesee?
What does the brother do?
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He's a carpenter.
Like Jesus.
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Now, go ahead. Make fun of him,
I dare you.
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Who wants kebabs?
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Instead of meat,
I used marshmallows.
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Instead of vegetables,
I used Gummy bears.
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Instead of steaks,
I used Twizzlers.
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And it's all dipped in..
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(all)
Chocolate syrup.
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Bon appetite!
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[instrumental music]
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Connect Four.
Face it.
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Dirk, you can't
beat me at anything.
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You can't even
comb your hair.
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How do you keep winnin'?
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Well, while other boys are out
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playing sports
and, uh, chasing girls
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I was home honing my skills.
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Well, I guess
you really showed them.
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‐ Okay, new game.
‐ Alright, bring it on.
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Yahtzee. Monopoly. Battleship.
You can even make up a game.
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I'll still beat you at it.
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You talk a lot
of trash, Turtle.
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You too can talk trash
when you win.
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Oh, that's right.
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You wouldn't know
anything about that.
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Let's make this quick. I have to
leave for my beekeeping class.
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What? What the hell
you wanna keep bees for?
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Honey..
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...and friendship.
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[instrumental music]
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Ninety‐eight, ninety‐nine,
two hundred.
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What you waitin' for, Neesee?
Open the gifts. Open the gifts.
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Why don't you close your mouth.
Your mouth?
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Baby, you really shouldn't
be eating all this sugar.
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Baby, what you talkin' 'bout?
I ain't chippin' up no sugar.
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Chippin' up no sugar.
Chippin' up no sugar.
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Chippin' up no sugar.
Alright?
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Look, I'm gonna prove it to you
right now, alright?
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I'm gonna sit right here,
real still.
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Watch me.
Watch me.
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[laughing]
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Hey, mommy.
Let's open the presents.
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Mm.
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‐ I'm first.
‐ Okay.
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Mm.
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Happy birthday.
I picked it up myself.
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Ah!
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[laughing]
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you, puddin'.
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Is it time for cake yet?
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Let's have some cake.
Bobby, guess what?
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It's time for cake.
Get the cake.
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[knocking on door]
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‐ I'll go get the door first.
‐ No, no.
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I'll get it.
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‐ Hey.
‐ Rusty?
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, well,
I was in the neighborhood
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and I wanted to stop by
and say happy birthday
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but I didn't realize
you had company.
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So, maybe I should leave.
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Oh, no, no, it's okay.
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Um, you might as well
join the party.
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‐ Rusty, this is Bobby.
‐ Hi.
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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Hi.
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And, uh, that's Robert.
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[snoring]
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And his fiancee, Tia.
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Hey, well, nice to meet you.
I'm Rusty, I'm Neesee's, uh..
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Friend.
He's my friend.
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Oh, you're the friend
that made the shelves.
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Hey, you know what else
is on the shelf? Cake.
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I'll go get the cake.
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Oh, if we're gonna have cake,
I‐I need some Tums.
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They're in the bathroom, girl,
help yourself.
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And I'm gonna help Bobby
with the cake.
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Hey, baby, I'll be right back.
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Cake!
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[sniffing]
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‐ What's up?
‐ Hey, what's up?
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[indistinct mumbling]
Tums.
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Tums.
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♪ Tum‐mm‐mm ♪♪♪
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[gasps]
Tums.
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Oh‐hh‐hh!
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Neesee's pregnant?
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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(Robert)
Baby, what's taking you
so long?
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Shh, baby, come here.
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You've got to see this.
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Alright, baby
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whatever you did in there
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I believe you.
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Look, I'm talking about this.
Come here.
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Look, this is
a pregnancy test.
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And it's positive.
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‐ That's great!
‐ Oh, no. Put me down.
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Oh, you're right, you're right,
I‐I shouldn't be doing that.
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‐ Get off your feet.
‐ Robert, it's not your baby.
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‐ What?
‐ Okay.
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‐ Well, it's not mine!
‐ What?
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This is Neesee's.
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What?
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And why would I be takin'
a pregnancy test at her house?
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That's what I was
gonna ask you.
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Yo, this is deep!
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So, yo, like, uh
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like Bobby's about to have
a little brother or sister?
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Mm‐hm. And may be
a new man in the house too.
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[gasping]
I wonder if Rusty knows yet.
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[exhales]
Trust me.
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If Rusty got Neesee pregnant
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he'd know about it.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, there's no way
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you're gonna beat me
12 times in a row.
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G‐5.
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Oh, no.
You sunk my battleship.
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Yes, baby!
Dirk's back.
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How you like me now?
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Oh, I don't like you
at all right now
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with that victorious attitude.
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Yeah, now I get
to talk trash, huh.
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That's right, boy.
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‐ Wait, what the hell is that?
‐ Nothing.
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‐ You won, I'm leaving.
‐ No, no, no.
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No.
You threw the game, Turtle.
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I don't need your hand outs.
We playin' again.
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Why do you refuse
to accept the fact
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that you just can't beat me?
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'Cause I'm the big dog
in this situation.
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You're the Turtle.
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I'm the one that beats people
at games, alright.
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Look, I'm gonna
show you something.
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‐ Heads or tails?
‐ Tails never fails.
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Damn!
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Alright, rock, paper, scissors.
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Paper covers rock
all day every day.
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I own you, Mr. Black.
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Alright, um..
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...I'm thinking of a number
between one and one hundred.
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One hundred thirty‐seven.
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Stop cheating.
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If it's that important
that you beat me at something
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all we have to do
is compare salaries.
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Pull out your pay stub
right now.
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[laughing]
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You suck at this game.
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Damn, is this weekly?
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Monthly.
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Damn, I'm sorry, man, here's
the five dollars I owe you.
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Hey, just, just, just..
Just take it.
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Hey, Rusty,
do you like chocolate?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Great.
262
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I'll get you some pizza.
263
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What does one thing have
to do with another?
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[chuckles]
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You'll find out.
266
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,866
Oh, by the way,
I read
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in the newspaper
that your favorite team
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traded their draft pick
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for some guy named
Merv Hawkins?
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‐ Merv Hawkins?
‐ Mm.
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00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,441
Man, Hawkins sucks.
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00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,377
Man, that dude's career high
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is that he'd been hired
his whole career.
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Oh, okay.
275
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,519
Hey, guys.
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What's goin' on?
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00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,423
Yeah, what's poppin', mama?
278
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,261
Well, Bobby is just
going to, uh
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get Rusty some of his
chocolate pizza with pickles.
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And I don't know, call me crazy
but that sounds good to me.
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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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[instrumental music]
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00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,981
Look at him.
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00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,583
He is just sitting down
285
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,418
while his pregnant girlfriend
is over there cleaning up.
286
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,121
Hey, hey, girl, you know what
287
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,623
I'm gonna help you with those.
288
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,493
Hey, Rusty, do you wanna
play a video game?
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00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,662
Yeah, sure.
290
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,096
Hey, hey, hey..
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00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,598
Hey, son, Rusty looks tired
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why don't you go ahead
and play in your room?
293
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,535
No, Robby, no, it's no big deal,
it's cool.
294
00:14:28,569 --> 00:14:33,039
Listen to all that tired talk.
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‐ Bobby, go to your room.
‐ Okay.
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‐ How you doin', man?
‐ Man, I'm cool.
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00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,514
It's just Neesee told me
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that I'm gonna get
another player on my team.
299
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,085
Yeah, we heard.
300
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,123
Oh, really? Well, apparently
I'm the last one to find out.
301
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:53,159
You know what, man?
It be's like that sometimes.
302
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,695
But you don't look
too excited about it.
303
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,062
Are you kidding me?
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00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,632
It's gonna
ruin my whole year, man.
305
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,603
That's a pretty selfish way
to look at it.
306
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,071
You know how much
this gonna cost us?
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Us?
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00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,473
Oh, oh, oh, man.
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00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,243
I got my own team, alright?
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00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,245
But if it makes you
feel any better
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once you look at him,
you'll know it's worth it.
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00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,249
Man, how?
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00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,551
I'm gonna have to be drunk
on this couch
314
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,920
every time I'm watching
that dude.
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00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,423
Okay, look, here. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.
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00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,058
Rusty, you can't
check out on this, man.
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00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,527
You gotta be there for him.
318
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,495
I figure, man,
but to me it's just a game.
319
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:34,134
Just a game?
What about Neesee?
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00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,436
Man, Neesee cares less
about this than I do.
321
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,576
Hey, Neesee, did I ever tell you
about my yoga instructor
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that knows all about
natural childbirth?
323
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,515
‐ Actually, no.
‐ Well, she is fantastic.
324
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:51,952
And, um,
she teaches Lamaze too.
325
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,422
Tia, you really reaching
for small talk today.
326
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,761
How can you say
all those things?
327
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,328
Don't you care
about him at all?
328
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,698
Well, he used
to have a nice jump shot
329
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,533
but now he's just a liability.
330
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,204
Who are you talking about?
331
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,106
Merv Hawkins, man,
who are you talking about?
332
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:17,711
Merv Hawkins.
333
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,379
Tia, you think I'm pregnant?
334
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,148
‐ Yes.
‐ Pregnant? What?
335
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,416
Neesee didn't tell you yet?
336
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,786
‐ About what?
‐ About the stick.
337
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,088
Whoa, what stick?
338
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,290
The stick stick.
339
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,292
The stick with
the blue line on it.
340
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,561
The stick with the pee on it.
The stick with‐‐
341
00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:36,296
Oh, like the one I had
when I found out
342
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,430
I was pregnant with Bobby.
343
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,232
Exactly.
344
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,535
Because that stick
is from Bobby.
345
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:50,511
Oh, girl, you know you can't
use the same stick twice.
346
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:56,316
I kept it to remember
the happiest moment of my life.
347
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,119
Oh!
348
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,187
Oh, that's sweet.
349
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,656
That's nice.
350
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,324
I remember it like
it was yesterday.
351
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,628
The thought of a child
growing inside of me.
352
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,429
It changed me forever,
it opened my heart.
353
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,032
What the hell are you doin'
goin' in my drawers anyway?
354
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:17,237
Well, I was gonna
ask Rusty that.
355
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,072
I was looking for the Tums.
356
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,373
They weren't
in the medicine cabinet.
357
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,407
You know you really
need to keep 'em
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in a more obvious place.
359
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,512
You know, you really should
just stay out of this‐‐
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00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,848
You know what? This is gonna
be one of those things.
361
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,416
I can feel it,
you know we look back on it
362
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,285
and we're gonna laugh.
363
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,254
[laughing]
364
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,691
You know, in the,
in the future?
365
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,595
Way, way in the future.
366
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,434
We're gonna let
ourselves out.
367
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,410
Oh, what the hell
just happened?
368
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,645
Just another birthday
369
00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:00,346
with my blended family.
370
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,848
Mm.
371
00:18:01,882 --> 00:18:03,684
And all though it was sweet
372
00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:05,719
you can't be dropping
by my house like that.
373
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,854
Yes, this will not
happen again.
374
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:11,357
Mm‐hm. But at least you got
a chance to meet Bobby.
375
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,659
And I think you guys
hit it off.
376
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,127
Yeah, yeah,
you know, me and Bobby
377
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,495
have a lot in common.
378
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,497
I made my mother
a Butterfinger casserole
379
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,432
one time for her birthday.
380
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,901
That's how we found out
she was diabetic.
381
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,769
Oh.
382
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,906
You know what? I almost forgot
to open up your present.
383
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,442
Oh, yeah, well, um, see this
384
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,545
may not be your size.
385
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,879
Oh, well, you know at least
let me see the color
386
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,314
you may have
to change that too.
387
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,849
‐ No, no, no.
‐ Come on, come on.
388
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,885
Let me open up.
It's my birthday.
389
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,486
Yeah.
390
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,357
Yeah.
391
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,626
See, I, I heard
392
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,127
that you like chocolate.
393
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,563
I used to.
394
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:53,600
[instrumental music]
395
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,441
[instrumental music]
396
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,658
[laughing]
397
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,607
[instrumental music]
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00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,717
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