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[instrumental music]
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‐ Hey, baby!
‐ Hm?
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‐ Guess what I found.
‐ Oh, my Clay Aiken CD!
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Huh? I got caught up
in the hysteria.
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You know, my head said Reuben,
but my heart said Clay.
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[chuckling]
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No. My first‐grade picture.
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(Tia)
Aw! Ooh..
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If I was
in your first‐grade class
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I would have played house
with you.
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‐ Oh?
‐ Yeah. Hm.
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You a fast little girl, huh?
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[chuckles]
But I like that.
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Hey, baby, why don't you
go upstairs and dig yours
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out of the closet, too?
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'Cause when Bobby comes
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I'mma put
all our first‐grade pictures
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right here next
to Winnie and Nelson Mandela.
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Oh, no. Mm‐mm. I'm not putting
my first‐grade picture up there.
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My mom used to have my hair in
these weird little Afro puffs.
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I looked like Shrek
with berets. No.
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I'm not doing it.
I'm not putting my picture..
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‐ Daddy!
‐ Hey, man! You're just in time.
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I was just clearing space
for the Bobby's wall of fame.
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Robert, you should not have
ordered these many pictures.
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Uh‐ah.
Of an average‐looking kid.
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This here is my boy!
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Alright? Tia we got everything.
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We got snow globes,
we got mouse pads
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we got thousand‐piece
Bobby‐face jigsaw puzzles.
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Aw, baby, you too cheap
to spring for the 5000 piece?
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Who the hell is this?
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It's me. That's my cool look.
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Robert, we need a reshoot.
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Or an exorcist.
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What? Oh, I'm sorry..
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[mumbles]
Look, look, don't get me wrong.
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I mean, you a good‐looking boy.
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I mean, you got the classic
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James cheek bones
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but that picture stinks, son.
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[chuckles]
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For such a good‐lookin' boy.
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But the picture stinks.
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Phew! I'm so glad
we didn't buy the T‐shirts.
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[chuckles]
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♪ Often I wish that
we could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is
to be a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Bobby, look.
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You got five kangaroos,
three hop away.
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How many you got left?
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Mm‐mm, enough to eat cookies?
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Okay, look, come on, sweetie,
pay attention.
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Your achievement test
is tomorrow.
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But I'm hungry.
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Okay, I'mma make you a deal.
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You finish
all these math problems
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and I'm gonna give you
five cookies
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plus three cookies
which equals..
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Lots of cookies!
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‐ Daddy!
‐ Hey, how's my little Einstein?
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I'm not Einstein,
I'm a kangaroo.
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And when I grow up, I'm gonna
carry my babies in my pouch.
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‐ Okay, ten‐minute break.
‐ Yay!
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Whoa, look at that hop, huh!
Good one!
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Hop, hop, hop,
hop, hop, hop, hop. Ha‐ha.
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Yeah, our little kangaroo
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is havin' a little trouble
focusing.
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Yeah, well,
I'd have trouble focusing, too
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if my teacher was this fine.
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Now, come on, honey,
I'm serious.
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But you know what, Jonelle said
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lately she's been having trouble
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gettin' him to focus, too.
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Hm.
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Okay, baby, I've been meaning
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to tell you something
about Bobby.
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He has a mind
of a six‐year‐old..
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...because he is a six‐year‐old.
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[school bell ringing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, Robert.
Uh‐oh! Hey, Dezel!
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Well, aren't you cute.
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I'm not cute, I'm hot.
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Uh‐huh! You tell her, son.
Smokin'.
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‐ Mm.
‐ Uh.
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Well, I guess you signed him up
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for the reshoot this afternoon.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, the last ones
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were a little out of focus,
you know?
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There was a glare in the lens..
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Yeah, I saw the picture, Robert.
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Hey, don't be talking
about my son.
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‐ That was his cool look.
‐ Ah.
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So we meet again, number two.
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‐ Oh‐ho‐ho!
‐ Bobby.
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Bobby. Bobby, listen.
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When you take the reshoot,
remember to smile, alright?
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This is a smile.
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Not this.
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Robert, the reshoot
is after school.
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Right now
he should really be focusing
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on today's achievement.
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Don't even worry about it.
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Tia's been working with him,
check it.
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Bobby,
how do you spell your name?
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‐ B‐O‐B‐B‐Y.
‐ What state do you live in?
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‐ California.
‐ And who is the governor?
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The Rock.
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‐ Close. Try another The.
‐ The Terminator.
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Ah! That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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[chuckles]
And lastly
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what are the two things
to remember in life?
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Don't talk to strangers
and don't drink my bathwater.
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[laughs]
That's my boy.
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[chuckling]
Yes, it is.
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[instrumental music]
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[knocking on door]
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Sorry I'm late. I was
at the salon for four hours.
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For that?
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You think this all just happens?
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It's a weave.
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Listen,
I'm gonna get right to it.
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As you both know,
I've tried everything
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to make my marriage
with Jonelle work.
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[laughing]
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But, unfortunately,
it looks like
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I'm headed for divorce again.
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Before I tell Jonelle,
I'll need a favor.
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I've been hiding cash so the
divorce lawyers won't find it.
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I'm down to my last 20,000.
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I need you two
to hold it for me.
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Are you seriously asking us
to hide money from Jonelle?
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You know that's illegal, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm in.
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‐ What?
‐ Thank you.
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Don't give me cash,
we should deal in merchandise.
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It's harder for the man
to track it down.
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I think we all know who I mean
when I say, "The man."
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And I think we all know what
I mean when I say, "The prison."
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Hey, it's only a crime
if we get caught.
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No, it's always a crime.
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If you get caught, it's just
a poorly committed crime.
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I say we invest it
in the jewel of seduction.
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Diamonds.
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Dirk, how do you even know that
Jonelle wants your money, man?
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Robert, let me tell you
something about nature.
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Women are greedy.
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The black widow, the praying
mantis, the queen bee
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they just mate
and bite their man's head off.
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Okay,
if you're feeling this way
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why didn't you just
sign a prenup?
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Because that
would have been rude.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Joel.
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Look at the duck.
Big smile. Come on.
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[toy squeaking]
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'Oh, come on.
Big smile. You can do it.'
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Oh! Okay, good job! Next.
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(Neesee)
Okay, okay.
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‐ Let's practice, baby.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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Come on. Lemme see you smile.
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Okay, uh,
is that your cool smile again?
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No, that one was mysterious.
I could go gangster.
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How about you go first grade?
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Get on line, man. Good.
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Hey, Robert and Neesee, can I
talk to you guys for a second?
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Yeah, make it quick,
it's almost showtime.
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Okay, well, we got the results
back from Bobby's test.
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He didn't do too well?
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Well, actually,
he did great for the first half.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Bobby, Bobby
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don't forget
the James cheekbones
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alright?
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Hey, and don't forget
to look at the duck, okay?
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‐ What does that mean?
‐ Okay.
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Now, this is just me talking
to you guys as your friend
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and not as Bobby's teacher.
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‐ But, uh‐‐
‐ Uh, uh, Bobby. Straighten up.
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♪ Ducky ducky duck duck duck.. ♪
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You know,
that is such a pretty song.
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But just sit up
while you sing that, okay?
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‐ I'm gonna name him Leeroy.
‐ Well, what are you saying?
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Well, at first I thought
he was having problems‐‐
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Hey, hey, hey. Mm‐mm. Problems?
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[sighs]
Okay, well..
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I know it's not easy to hear
that your child has issues.
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♪ Leeroy the duck
duck duck duck ♪♪♪
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Bobby, stop singing.
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Hey, look. I already told Tia,
he's just a kid being a kid.
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Okay, here we go.
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‐ Say cheese!
‐ Duck!
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Quack! Quack!
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[imitating duck]
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Bobby, Bobby,
stop quacking, alright?
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Look in to the lens and focus.
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‐ Mm‐hmm. Concentrate.
‐ What?
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Robert.
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Jonelle thinks
that Bobby has ADD.
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Smile.
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[instrumental music]
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What do you mean my son has ADD?
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Sweetie,
she didn't say he has it.
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She's just saying
there may be a chance.
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You know, based on
his behavior and his tests‐‐
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‐ ADD?
‐ Well, that's what she said.
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What, you got it, too?
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Look, I'm just saying,
when a student exhibits
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this many symptoms
of attention deficit disorder
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I usually recommend
he see a psychiatrist.
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[scoffs]
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Well, you can't deny
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that he's been having trouble
lately.
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Neesee, I am not sending my son
to no shrink.
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Shrinks
are for nutty‐house people.
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Psychos, schizos..
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...you.
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Good, Robert, that's exactly
the kind of compassion
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that's gonna help him
get through this.
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I'm not sending my son
to some stranger
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so that he can put ideas
in to my son's head
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makin' him think that there's
somethin' wrong with him.
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It doesn't have to be
a stranger.
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My therapist
works with kids, too.
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We can take him there.
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I've seen your doctor's work..
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...and I'm not impressed.
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Okay, okay. Okay, look, baby.
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If there's nothing wrong,
what is the harm
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in letting him
talk to somebody now?
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Now, either he has a problem
and you can help him
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or he doesn't have a problem
and all he did was talk.
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Bobby doesn't need to talk
to anybody. He's fine.
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(Bobby)
'Look, daddy,
I'm a human trashcan!'
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Whee!
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[instrumental music]
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Now, I know that this can be
overwhelming and scary
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but I promise you,
we're almost done
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and you're doing a great job.
250
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,696
You do realize I'm not Bobby,
right?
251
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,431
Yes, but since there is no test
for ADD
252
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,835
the best way to diagnose it
is often to talk to the parents.
253
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,737
And based on what
you've told me about Bobby
254
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,073
'his inability
to complete a task'
255
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,809
'his tendency to hyperfocus
on distractions'
256
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,144
I believe Bobby does have ADD.
257
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,881
Hm, I knew I shouldn't
have been standing around
258
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,717
all those microwaves
when I was pregnant
259
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,887
but you wanted
your dinner, "Now."
260
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,421
Okay, Neesee,
don't start pointing fingers.
261
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,457
‐ This isn't because of me.
‐ It could be.
262
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,094
You was in those hot tubs
all the time.
263
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,096
You might have cooked
your chromosomes.
264
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,865
This isn't about microwaves
or hot tubs.
265
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,867
You know what?
This isn't a disease, alright?
266
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,837
This is what happens to kids
when their parents get divorced.
267
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,107
That's true, isn't it?
268
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,175
No, it is no one's fault.
269
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,244
There is nothing you could have
done to prevent it.
270
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,980
But I can tell you,
this isn't as bad as it sounds.
271
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,817
With the right treatment,
Bobby will be totally fine.
272
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,853
Well, what kind of treatment
are you talkin' about?
273
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,988
Well, we should discuss it
in detail when I finish up
274
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,291
with Bobby, but I would suggest
neurofeedback or medication‐‐
275
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,761
Whoa, hey, that's g‐great.
Great, doctor!
276
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:08,862
Alright, look, uh,
we're gonna talk
277
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,296
while you finish up, okay?
278
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,932
Thank you so much for your help.
279
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,366
We really appreciate it.
280
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,035
'What a bunch of crap!'
281
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,943
Mr. James, just because I can't
see you through this mirror
282
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,145
doesn't mean I can't hear you.
283
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,449
You stop that.
284
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,086
‐ This is serious.
‐ Tell me about it.
285
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,989
Drugging a six‐year‐old? Huh?
286
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,458
Neesee, don't you know
what this is?
287
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,894
This is rich doctors
makin' up diseases
288
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,330
so they can get more patients
and get richer.
289
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,466
Dr. Shapiro drives a Fiesta.
290
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,904
You just don't get it,
do you, Neesee? Huh?
291
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:55,208
ADD stands
for ain't no damn disease.
292
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,477
Okay, this is just
a flavor of the month, Neesee.
293
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,379
Two years ago
it was chronic fatigue.
294
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,014
A couple of years before that,
it was the thing
295
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,483
that made you fart all the time.
296
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,286
No, Robert, that was just you.
297
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,121
Look, if Bobby has a problem
298
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,190
we have to help him
the best we can.
299
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,093
Exactly and that doesn't mean
just givin' him a pill.
300
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,295
Well, I'm sorry, what
medical school did you go to?
301
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,930
I don't have to go
to medical school to know
302
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,966
that my son is not gonna be
given some label.
303
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,569
Crazy Bobby James,
the boy that has to get doped up
304
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:24,470
just to finger paint.
305
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,006
Robert, I really think
that you need to‐‐
306
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,073
Robert nothing.
307
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,474
I understand that Bobby
308
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,176
has problems payin' attention.
309
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,245
What kid doesn't? I know I did.
310
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,215
Look, I'm an airplane!
311
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,917
Whoo!
312
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,119
Look, Neesee
313
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,288
before we go down Ritalin road
314
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,559
give me a chance
to handle this on my own.
315
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,061
[imitating airplane]
316
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,863
[thuds]
317
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:50,897
Oh!
318
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,065
[laughing]
319
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,603
You got a week.
320
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,007
Check out my little bling bag.
321
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,078
When was the last time
you saw a diamond this big?
322
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,547
Little John's tooth?
323
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,382
I gotta hand it to you, Turtle.
324
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,085
This is a solid plan,
no paper trail on this one.
325
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,287
Jonelle will never be able
to trace this.
326
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,624
Nice diamond you got there,
fellas.
327
00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:21,562
Must not be real if you're
flashing it around like that.
328
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:25,165
Oh, trust me, old timer.
This is real.
329
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,600
It cost me 20 Gs.
330
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,935
Really? Hand it over.
331
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,138
[laughing]
332
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,543
‐ What?
‐ This guy is trying to rob us!
333
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:39,412
‐ Whoa!
‐ Stop cracking wise, boys.
334
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,481
This is a stick‐up.
335
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:43,449
[laughing]
336
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,352
A stick‐up.
Who are you, Jesse James?
337
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,454
Brace yourself, fool.
338
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,523
[elevator bell dings]
339
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,991
Aah!
340
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,993
[groans]
341
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,995
No, you didn't see nothin'.
342
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,964
[groaning]
343
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,235
[instrumental music]
344
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,174
Okay, now, how many words
can we make out of crow?
345
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,475
[cawing]
346
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,612
‐ Bobby..
‐ Okay.
347
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:15,348
‐ Row.
‐ Good.
348
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,218
‐ Cow.
‐ Excellent.
349
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,286
Can I get
something to drink now?
350
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,988
Okay, I'll get you some water.
351
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,057
I want Kool‐Aid.
352
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,526
Okay, how about we compromise?
353
00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,493
I'll get you some water
in a red glass.
354
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,397
Well, hey,
how's the homework coming?
355
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,067
Perfect. It just took
a couple of days to structure.
356
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,269
Now I have a system.
357
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:40,006
I have lists,
I have color‐coded itinerary.
358
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,374
I turned off the TV
359
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:44,310
and I cut back on his sugar.
360
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,579
Well, look, honey,
come on, wait.
361
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,213
I know what you're trying to do
362
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,650
but you cannot sit with him
all day every day.
363
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,251
Now, baby, have you given
any more thought
364
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,719
to going back to Dr. Shapiro?
365
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:54,420
She is a professional.
366
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,257
We don't need her. I got this.
367
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,225
‐ Come see for yourself.
‐ Okay, alright.
368
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,631
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's doing great.
369
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:07,300
He is going to ace
janitorial school.
370
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,071
Daddy, look, I'm Harry Potter.
371
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,472
Bobby, what happened
to your homework?
372
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,375
‐ You're a toad.
‐ Bobby, I am not a toad.
373
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,143
What happened to your homework?
374
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,679
Ribbit!
375
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,381
I can't understand you
if you don't talk like a toad.
376
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,116
♪ Ribbit ribbit ribbit ♪
377
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,518
♪ Ribbit ribbit ribbit.. ♪♪♪
378
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,287
So how's Bobby doing?
379
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,390
Fine. He's wrestling with
the word problems a little bit.
380
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,392
But then, you know,
he got through it.
381
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,596
Boo. Now I'm a wrestler.
I am The Rock, daddy.
382
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,531
Do you smell what I'm cooking?
383
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,600
[chuckling]
Let go of me, Bobby.
384
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,667
Go to sleep.
385
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,035
[grunts]
386
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,170
[grunting]
387
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,607
Let go of me, Bobby.
388
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,076
Aw, that is so cute.
389
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,514
‐ One, two, three..
‐ Help me.
390
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,549
‐ Oh!
‐ Oh, no, no, no.
391
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,217
Don't‐don't help him.
392
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,586
So are you ready to admit
393
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,422
that you need help
helpin' Bobby?
394
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,490
‐ Yes.
‐ 'Yes.'
395
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:07,561
And can we take him back
to Dr. Shapiro?
396
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,695
Yes.
397
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,799
‐ Come on. Come on.
‐ Ugh!
398
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,134
[chuckling]
399
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,168
Ooh..
400
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:19,740
I like Dr. Shapiro.
She has fun toys.
401
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,407
[sighs]
Okay, look.
402
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,845
Bobby, the reason why
we took you to meet Dr. Shapiro
403
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,379
was because..
404
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,315
...um..
405
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,118
...you have this thing
they call ADD.
406
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,788
♪ A‐D D‐D D‐D‐D.. ♪♪♪
407
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,156
Bobby.
408
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,494
You see how you get distracted
409
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,164
and it's hard for you
to pay attention?
410
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,733
Yeah. Wait, what?
411
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:49,503
Baby, we're trying to tell you
something important.
412
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,538
‐ Sorry.
‐ No, it's okay.
413
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,607
It's not your fault.
414
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,642
ADD is what makes you do that.
415
00:17:55,676 --> 00:17:57,377
So what does that mean?
416
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,880
Sweetie, it just means
that you're gonna have to try
417
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,182
a little harder
than the other kids sometimes
418
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,250
but, you know what,
you're such a smart boy
419
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,451
we know you can do it.
420
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,722
Really? So am I gonna be okay?
421
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:12,526
No, you're gonna be great
'cause you already are.
422
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,429
[chuckles]
And we all have challenges.
423
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,733
You know,
have you seen your daddy dance?
424
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,302
Check this out, check this out.
425
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:26,172
Ah, ah, okay, okay. Have you
ever seen your mama try to sing?
426
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,610
She sound like a baby
being spanked with a cat.
427
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,684
Okay. O‐okay, you guys.
You guys.
428
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,686
We're getting
a little off topic, right?
429
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,655
So let's just show Bobby
we can focus.
430
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,390
Alright, you're right.
You're right, baby, you right.
431
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,426
Listen, Bobby
432
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,562
there's two things
that you need to know.
433
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,431
One, we're gonna help you
through this.
434
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,867
Two, I'm The Rock.
435
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:57,838
[growls]
436
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,807
[grunting]
437
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:10,517
Okay, I will need a description
of your assailant.
438
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:13,620
Alright, lemme see, uh..
439
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,455
He was a big guy.
440
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,924
About 240.
441
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,295
He had a gun..
442
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,697
...and a tattoo on his arm
that said
443
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,532
I hate the cops!
444
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,402
Your friend, the little
weird guy described him
445
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,638
as a frailer Tony Randall.
446
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,840
And he noticed
a MedicAlert bracelet.
447
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,779
Well, it all happened so fast,
I mean..
448
00:19:38,812 --> 00:19:41,715
Right. And what was the value
of the property?
449
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,920
What?
I don't care how much it was.
450
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,290
Yeah, right, like, women aren't
always constantly tallying up
451
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,958
their man's net worth.
You know what I'm talkin' about?
452
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:55,529
I don't appreciate your
misogynistic undertones, buddy.
453
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,467
Yeah, I don't care
how much money you have.
454
00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:03,537
That is not why I married you.
455
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,406
Why you married me, then?
You're not pregnant, are you?
456
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,643
No, Dirk.
457
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,311
I don't want your money
or your baby.
458
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,480
Really? Cool.
459
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:18,585
Now then,
the value of the property, sir?
460
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:20,687
Now, you will report this
to my insurance company, right?
461
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:21,855
Yes.
462
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,391
Fifty thousand dollars.
463
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,994
And a Rolex.
464
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,000
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