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[instrumental music]
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[blowing whistle]
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What's the matter, baby?
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Scared you're gonna get
in trouble with the coach?
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Well, you know, I hope I do.
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I just love me
a man in uniform.
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[chuckles]
Well, you know
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I can go slip on
my birthday suit.
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Ooh, I cannot wait to see
you run up and down the court
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in your hot little coach pants.
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Do a little coaching for me,
baby, come on.
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‐ Oh, okay. You like that, huh?
‐ Yeah.
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You little freak.
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[chuckling]
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Alright, guys, look here!
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We're gonna run
a two‐three zone defense.
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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
‐ Alright?
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‐ You get that?
‐ Ooh! Yeah, I see that. Okay.
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That means, two on top
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and three on the bottom!
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[chuckles]
Ooh, coach.
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You make me wanna
put on a full‐court press.
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Oh, damn, baby,
this is more like a man‐to‐man
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if you ask me.
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(Jonelle)
'Tia!'
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‐ Mm.
‐ Damn! 20 second time out.
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Whoa, whoa, baby. W‐what about
the sexy pants and the whistle‐‐
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T, Robert,
help us settle this, please.
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We're redoin' our floors
and we're tryin' to decide
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which one is best,
what y'all think?
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They both look like wood to me.
Bounce.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ No. T..
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‐ Ugh!
‐ T, help me out here.
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Alright.
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They both look like wood to me.
Bounce.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ T!
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Okay!
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You're right, you're wrong.
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I told you
they'd be able to help.
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Alright, well,
if you get the light floors
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then I'm gettin'
the mirrored ceiling.
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Who's the man?
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You the man!
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Now, if y'all will excuse me
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I gotta coach
the man's basketball team.
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That's my little all‐star.
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Tell your little all‐star
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Larry Bird wants his
shorts back.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, puddin',
how was practice?
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You should've seen me, mommy.
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I was shakin' and bankin'!
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He was shakin' and bankin'!
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Nobody could touch me.
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The boy said, "Nobody!"
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I was on fire!
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Too hot to touch!
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I'm so proud of you, baby,
I'm so proud. Mwah!
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So you go clean up,
and I'll make little sandwiches.
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I'll even cut 'em
in little basketballs.
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Yeah! Who's the man?
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You the man!
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The boy sucks.
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‐ What?
‐ You heard what I said.
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He's horrible, P. U. stinky!
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Shh, shh, shh!
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‐ So what?
‐ So what?
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He's my son, Neesee. The boy
has to represent the James name.
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He's only six years old. He can
barely spell the James name.
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Don't kill my baby's joy.
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James' basketball
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goes to the hoop.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh!
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Save it for your game, son.
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[instrumental music]
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Whoo! You guys are looking
good today!
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That's it, Jacob.
Good job, son!
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I'm gonna go pass out
these thundersticks.
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Okay.
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Uh, need some more help
with that?
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm Sarah Willis.
Trevor's mom.
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Oh. Neesee James.
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‐ Bobby's mom.
‐ Oh.
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Wow! You really
go all out, huh, girl?
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Oh, yeah. I've been Team Mom
for two years running.
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‐ Really?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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I didn't know there was
a Team Mom position available.
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Because there's not.
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Mommy, I'm thirsty.
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Baby, I have your water
right here.
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Oh, never mind, mommy,
Ms. Willis is here.
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Ms. Willis' drinks
are the best.
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Can I have one?
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Can he?
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[chuckles]
Mm‐hm.
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[sighs]
Man..
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This referee is a no‐show.
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Oh, no!
What are you gonna do?
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‐ I need you to do it.
‐ What? No, honey.
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I say that's ridiculous.
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I haven't reffed in years.
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‐ What if I mess it up?
‐ Mess up?
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Baby, you were refereeing games
when I met you.
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With those tight
polyester pants on
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and that black and white
striped shirt.
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Looked like
you was in a sexy prison.
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[both chuckling]
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‐ That's so naughty.
‐ Ha‐ha.
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‐ Hey, I'm thinkin‐‐
‐ That's enough. Get it goin'.
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Oh.
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Gather 'round, gather 'round.
Come on in here.
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Come on in here. Listen!
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We're gonna play hard, and we're
gonna play like a team.
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And remember,
everybody's gonna play
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an equal amount of time,
alright?
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[blowing a raspberry]
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[all laughing]
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No matter what their
actual skills are, alright?
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[all cheering]
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Alright, on three.
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‐ One, two, three.
‐ Two, three.
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[in unison]
Tigers!
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Yeah! Yeah! Rawr!
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[blows whistle]
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Hello! I'm Tia.
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The referee.
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But in no way does that mean
I'll be judging
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any of your children today.
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So, without further ado..
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[blows whistle]
Let's get it on!
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Let's go! Alright!
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Come on, Trevor!
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[indistinct chatter]
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That's my baby!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[all cheering]
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What are you doin', coach?
Get 'em back. Come on!
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[dramatic music]
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[all cheering]
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That's my baby! Huh!
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[laughs]
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'Yeah, baby!'
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ Roar Tigers roar ♪
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♪ Let me see you score ♪♪♪
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‐ Roar!
‐ 'Roar!'
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Alright, look here.
This is what we're gonna do.
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A new group of guys
are gonna go in the game
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so everybody who was in
the game, have a seat. On three.
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[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!
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‐ Whoo!
‐ Tigers!
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Why are you takin' Jacob out?
He's the only one who scored.
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Like I said, everybody's gonna
play a equal amount of time.
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Is that the girl scout motto?
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[blows whistle]
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[indistinct screaming]
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(all)
Oh!
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[indistinct screaming]
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[buzzer blaring]
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[whistle blowing]
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Alright. Come on, come on.
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[all cheering]
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Good game, good game, good game.
We'll get 'em next time.
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Alright?
On three, y'all.
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[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!
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Did you see that shot
I made with my head, daddy?
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Nobody else did that.
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That's true.
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‐ I'm proud of you, son.
‐ I know.
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You know, I'd be happy
to make the snacks next week.
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Oh, well, thank you,
but, you know
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the kids are used
to a certain...standard.
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You understand?
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Uh‐uh.
I own my own catering company.
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You understand?
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Oh, well, then what exactly
were you thinking?
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Oh, I was thinking
my moist and delicious
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double fudge brownies
would hit the spot.
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Ooh. Mm, tsk‐tsk‐tsk.
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You know,
you might wanna rethink that.
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[chuckles]
We can't fill
up our little athletes
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on butter and sugar, m'kay?
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[laughing]
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How about I fill your butt up
with my foot, m'kay?
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‐ Good game, coach.
‐ Oh, thanks.
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If you like to lose.
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Everyone plays?
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Are you a basketball coach
or a bandleader?
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They're six years old, man.
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‐ Relax.
‐ Or what?
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Yo, man, you're gonna
back up off me or..
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I don't have time for this,
man.
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Look, this is no way for us
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to be acting
in front of our kids.
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Just like I thought.
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I bet you fight like you coach.
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Come on, Jacob.
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Hey, Bobby.
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What's up, big baller?
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‐ Hey, is everything alright?
‐ Yep.
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Alright.
So, you ready for practice?
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I don't think
I wanna play anymore.
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Ah.
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[chuckles]
Hey, look, son.
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Sometimes,
we're not great at the things
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that we wanna be great at.
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So you know what we do?
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We keep tryin'
and never quit.
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Son, do you know
Michael Jordan?
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Yeah.
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When Michael Jordan
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was in high school
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he was your height.
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Maybe a little bit shorter.
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But in high school, okay?
And‐‐
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Daddy, what's a punk?
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Who's been calling you a punk?
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Were those kids
calling you a punk?
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Not me, dad. You.
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[instrumental music]
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Who's callin' me a punk?
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Is it her? Huh?
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Or how about
that cross‐eyed thumb sucker?
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Everybody says it because you
didn't fight Jacob's dad.
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[scoffs]
Son, listen..
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...sometimes bein' a man
is not about fighting.
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It's about makin' choices.
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And yesterday, fightin' Jacob's
dad was the wrong choice.
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‐ Do you understand?
‐ Yeah.
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If you're scared,
you should take karate.
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Boy, I don't need no karate.
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I'm the one who taught
you how to fight, remember?
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Do you remember when my friend
Sam was being mean to me
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and you said
stop playing with him?
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Yeah, why?
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Since Jacob's dad's
being mean to you
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maybe you should stop coaching.
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And take karate.
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[instrumental music]
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You keep messin'
when I'm from the hood, dawg.
258
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,426
I don't mess with..
I don't like that.
259
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,861
‐ Shh..
‐ Mwah.
260
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,830
[screaming]
261
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,001
I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
262
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,173
Who do you think
was kissin' on your neck?
263
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,511
It could've been Dracula.
264
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:53,213
[laughs]
Robert, that is so silly.
265
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,415
It's still daylight.
266
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,183
What's goin' on?
267
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,484
Bobby's bein' teased at school
268
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:00,921
because I didn't fight
Jacob's dad.
269
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,990
‐ Oh.
‐ Ah! Here it is.
270
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,126
I'mma beat him
like he stole somethin'.
271
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,131
I'mma slam him
like a cheap screen door.
272
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,099
I'mma hit him so hard..
273
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,401
...his mama's gonna
lose a tooth.
274
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,840
Okay, but look, Robert, you
were the bigger man yesterday
275
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,942
by not fighting,
be the bigger man today.
276
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,144
‐ Just take the high road.
‐ I am.
277
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,279
Judd lives right off
the overpass.
278
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,882
You just need to ask Judd
279
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,184
why he uses insults
and intimidation
280
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,954
to manipulate people,
that's all.
281
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,222
Tia, that's teacher talk.
282
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,324
‐ Robert.
‐ Don't "Robert" me.
283
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,060
My son is not gonna
go through life
284
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,262
thinkin' that his dad
is a punk.
285
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,564
‐ Hey, y'all!
‐ Hey.
286
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,532
Hey, Bobby!
287
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,801
‐ Hey, you got your tickets?
‐ To what?
288
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,870
The Gun Show!
289
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,405
[grunts]
Feel that, feel that, huh?
290
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,142
Okay. We just came by to find
Bobby's basketball goggles.
291
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,078
Well, maybe they're under the..
292
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,446
...couch!
293
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,215
Robert, stop!
294
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,284
I saw Bobby's goggles upstairs.
295
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,252
‐ Thanks, Tia
‐ You're welcome.
296
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,490
‐ Robert.
‐ Ugh! Hm?
297
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,194
[chuckles]
Are you acting like Mr. T
298
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,229
because the basketball team
called you a punk?
299
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,101
Bobby told you that?
What'd he say?
300
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,269
He's just worried
about your feelings being hurt.
301
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,506
He think
I can't defend myself, Neesee.
302
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:29,109
Robert, your job is to show
Bobby how to be a man.
303
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,211
He may not know it now,
but you've done that.
304
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,947
‐ That's what Tia said.
‐ Well, Tia's right.
305
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,617
Thank You, Neesee.
So are you.
306
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,919
‐ Thank you, girl.
‐ You're welcome.
307
00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:43,123
Remember, when I said
I like it when you two agree?
308
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,425
‐ Mm.
‐ I meant with me!
309
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,328
Hey, son.
310
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,063
Ah, you gonna
311
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,932
get some practice in
before the game tomorrow?
312
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,634
No, mommy's makin' chipotle
313
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,103
and I don't wanna get
grease in eyes.
314
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,006
Yeah, that's..
Take it to the skillet, son.
315
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,542
Tsss.
316
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,510
[instrumental music]
317
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,313
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey, Dirky.
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00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,149
‐ What's up?
‐ Nada.
319
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,120
‐ What's this? Tater Nuts?
‐ Mm.
320
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,589
Spaghetti Z's.
321
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,258
Almost Eggs?
322
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,294
Where you've been shoppin'?
At the shelter?
323
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,630
Tsk. No.
324
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:26,332
[sighs]
Look, I did my budget,
and I'm just tryin' to do
325
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,101
everything I can
to help us save.
326
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,435
Jonelle, you really think
you're gonna keep us
327
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,005
out of the poorhouse
with canned lettuce?
328
00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:38,144
And I Can't Believe It's Bacon.
329
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,313
Look, well,
one of us has to plan.
330
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,115
Plan for our future..
331
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,517
...our children.
332
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,487
‐ You're not pregnant, are you?
‐ No!
333
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:49,422
But children are expensive.
334
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,526
‐ What, you wanna buy a kid?
‐ Dirk.
335
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,194
You're doin' too much thinking.
336
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,162
There's no need to even worry
about having kids.
337
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,201
Dirk, are you saying
you don't wanna have kids?
338
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,105
No. I'm saying we should enjoy
each other first.
339
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,340
And then, when you feel
that parental tug at your heart
340
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,510
we borrow Bobby.
341
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,144
[chuckles]
Excuse me?
342
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,113
Yeah, that way,
when we don't want him anymore
343
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,581
we give him back.
344
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,016
And we take all the money
we saved and go
345
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,084
lounge in Barbados
or some place.
346
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,586
See? Now, that's planning.
347
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,555
Oh..
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,558
Dirky, you have been planning.
Mm.
349
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,292
But we're still gonna have kids.
350
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,461
Yeah, that's cool. Why don't we
practice makin' 'em?
351
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,731
‐ Mm.
‐ Pop open the Champlain.
352
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,498
Ooh.
353
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,367
[instrumental music]
354
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,336
[all cheering]
355
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,741
Time out! Time out!
Time out! Time out!
356
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,143
‐ Yes!
‐ Time out on the court!
357
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,548
Oh, no, baby, not that type
358
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:50,551
of time out, okay?
Go over there with your team.
359
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:53,186
Now, look here. This is what
we're gonna to do, alright?
360
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,721
Flint, you're gonna take
the ball out
361
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,456
you're gonna get it to Jacob,
alright?
362
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,958
Everybody else..
363
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,394
...just move out of his way.
364
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:04,230
Hey, coach,
and I used that term loosely.
365
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,133
Try not to blow this one too,
huh?
366
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,102
Can somebody give this man
a hug, please?
367
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,139
Okay, Tiger parent.
368
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,208
Let's hear that tiger roar.
369
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,044
(all)
Rawr!
370
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,213
[laughs]
371
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,716
Okay, Tiger parents,
let me hear you say
372
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,618
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
373
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,687
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪♪♪
374
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,055
[chuckles]
You know what, that was alright.
375
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,525
But let me show you
how to get it started, m'kay?
376
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,395
♪ I said oh boom‐chika‐boom ♪
377
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,598
♪ Oh boom‐chika‐boom ♪
378
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:40,601
♪ I said
oh boom‐chika‐boom boom‐boom ♪
379
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,103
♪ And boom‐shaka‐laka ♪
380
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,807
♪ Shaka‐laka shaka‐laka ugh ♪
381
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,509
♪ Shaka‐laka shaka‐laka.. ♪♪♪
382
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,343
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
383
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,245
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
384
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,080
[all cheering]
385
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,682
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
386
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,684
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
387
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,753
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
388
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,755
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪
389
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,790
♪ Go Tigers go Tigers go ♪♪♪
390
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,792
‐ Neesee.
‐ What?
391
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,260
What are you doing?
392
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,195
Look, she don't want
none of this, huh.
393
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,263
What did you just
tell me yesterday
394
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,198
about confronting people, huh?
395
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,834
I don't remember,
'cause I'm in a zone right now
396
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,102
so you need to give me 50 feet,
and get out of my feet.
397
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,105
No. You said, "Let it go,
it ain't worth it."
398
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,508
Why don't you take
your own advice, Neesee?
399
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,511
Okay, okay. I'mma let it go
for right now.
400
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,446
'Cause I know where she parked.
401
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,480
[whistle blows]
402
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,850
[indistinct chatter]
403
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,385
Oh, you put him back in,
finally.
404
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,589
All hail Coach James,
King of the obvious!
405
00:17:36,657 --> 00:17:38,491
[whistle blows]
406
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,460
[cheering]
407
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,668
Go, pudding!
Take it to the hoop!
408
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,603
Look, mommy, I got the ball!
409
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,705
Bobby, shoot!
Shoot the ball!
410
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,107
[buzzer blares]
411
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,141
[whistle blows]
412
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,710
Game over!
413
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,679
[indistinct chatter]
414
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:05,218
See that, dad?
Nothin' but nets.
415
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,754
I'm proud of you, son. Ha‐ha.
416
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:10,857
Alright, guys, look,
great game, great game.
417
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:13,493
We only scored two buckets
for the other team today.
418
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,596
Way to improve.
419
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,731
Alright, so listen,
why don't you guys go
420
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,199
shake hands,
and then go outside
421
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,867
and get some
of Mrs. Willis' snacks.
422
00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:22,836
Alright? On three.
423
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:26,372
[in unison]
One, two, three, Tigers!
424
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,441
Well, loser,
you did it again.
425
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,410
At least, you're consistent.
426
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,180
Tia, could you
take Bobby outside
427
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,315
to get his snacks, please?
428
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,683
Okay.
429
00:18:36,717 --> 00:18:37,818
But just remember to use
430
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,453
your words, Robert.
431
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:47,728
Judd, I have to ask you
this question
432
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:51,197
because...I said I would.
433
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,499
Why do you feel..
434
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:54,701
...you have to use insults
435
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:56,770
to intimidate
and manipulate people?
436
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,640
You tell me, Sally.
437
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,675
[chuckles]
You know what, man?
438
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,777
You're a sad man.
439
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,411
You come down here every game
440
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,848
living your dreams
through your son.
441
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,382
Why don't you
make yourself useful
442
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,351
and turn off the lights
on your way out?
443
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,723
How about I turn
your lights out?
444
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:17,758
How about I..
445
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,860
[grunting]
446
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,528
What's that? Look what you
made me do, Judd.
447
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:22,929
Look what you done
made me do, Judd.
448
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,197
‐ What, what, w‐what's that?
‐ Ugh!
449
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,532
‐ Ugh!
‐ W‐w‐what?
450
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,702
Coach got your tongue, huh?
Can't talk?
451
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,304
So, why don't I tell you what
I think you were gonna say, huh?
452
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,374
You were gonna say, "Hey,
look, I'm sorry, Coach James
453
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,476
"for acting like a fool,
and flapping my gums
454
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,779
and I'll never
disrespect you again!"
455
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,784
I'm Robert James, bitch!
456
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,752
[instrumental music]
457
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,458
[instrumental music]
458
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,394
Hey, you, put down the cookie.
459
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,430
Let's play a little one‐on‐one
for the title of Team Mom.
460
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,400
Fine. But we play
by the rules of the street.
461
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,770
No blood, no foul.
462
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:07,440
‐ First basket in, wins.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
463
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,276
You take it out.
464
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:20,286
Who's bringin' snacks next week?
465
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,822
‐ Yeah!
‐ No!
466
00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:24,490
Ha‐ha! Who's your mama?
467
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,893
‐ Yeah! Yeah!
‐ Oh!
468
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:29,930
♪ I said
oh boom‐chika‐boom boom‐boom ♪♪♪
469
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,467
[theme music]
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