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Now, you the man.
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[instrumental music]
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Someone get a can of Raid
because you are looking fly.
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Fly?
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You look like Steve Harvey
had a yard sale.
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New suit. New life.
I'm over Tia.
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Your boy is about
to take his thing to another
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click, click, click, click,
level!
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Alright then.
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My man about to get a condo
on Player Street.
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You know, how I do it, Dirk, it
don't take me long to move on.
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And, I'm gettin' a duplex
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because I'mma need room
for my stay‐bed.
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[giggling]
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Better have my money.
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[giggles]
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The hot computer chick's here.
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Sheena? Whoo!
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Dirk, you're engaged,
control yourself, man.
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Hi, Robert.
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‐ Hi, Sheena!
‐ Hi, Sheena!
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Hey, can you take a look
at my computer?
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It crashed and I can't seem
to get it back on.
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Sure. I'll be there in a second.
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Hey! I like that new,
uh, wireless mouse.
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No strings attached.
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Congratulations on your
engagement, Dirk.
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Robert, can I pick your brain
about something real quick?
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Sure, what's up, Sheena?
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I need your advice.
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There's a guy
that I run into periodically
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who I like but I'm not sure
if he's feelin' me.
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‐ What should I do?
‐ That's easy.
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Just tell him what's up.
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Okay. I like you, Robert.
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That's what's up.
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[babbles]
Um..
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Look, Sheena,
I'm, I'm flattered but, uh‐‐
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Robert! Robert. Robert.
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Let me talk to you
for a minute, Robert.
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‐ I‐I'll be right back.
‐ Robert.
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I knew you wasn't over Tia with
all that fake pimp laughin'.
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[giggling]
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Man, you trippin'.
Of course, I am.
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Alright, but theoretically
if you're not
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nothing makes a man
more appealing to his ex
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than to be seen
with another woman.
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Dirk, that only worked
on girls in high school.
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No, man, it's like when we go
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to the Dodger games, right?
I get the nachos.
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‐ You never get 'em.
‐ Right.
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But when you see me puttin'
the chips in the cheese
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you want some.
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That's women,
go out with Sheena
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your nachos look
better to Tia.
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‐ Well, how's Tia gonna know?
‐ Jonelle.
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I can let it slip by accident.
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On purpose.
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Hey, Sheena.
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Um, turns out I am free.
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Why don't you
give me your number
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and I'll holler at you later.
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Give me a call.
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Alright.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[bell ringing]
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Girl, so Dirk wants to go
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to this
Moroccan restaurant tonight
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but I'm tryin' to keep
my figure for my wedding.
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Girl, please, you look great!
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I know, I just wanted
to hear you say that.
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You look great.
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[cellphone ringing]
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Oh, it's my Dirky. Hey, Dirk.
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‐ Hey, Tia.
‐ Oh, Captain Harris.
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What brings you here?
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I'm on my way
to Ms. White's class
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for another fire safety
presentation.
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Have you thought any more
about that cup of coffee?
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Oh! Um, I'm sorry.
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Not as sorry as I am.
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Girl, brace yourself.
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You braced?
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No, maybe you need
to sit down for this.
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We're in the hall.
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Then lean against the wall.
No, lean on me.
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Dirk just called me
and told me that..
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...Robert has a date
with this computer girl.
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‐ A date?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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What? It's only been a month.
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I know! I know, too soon.
I know.
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Robert?
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Hey, what's up, T?
What's up, J?
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You tell me, R.
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Tell you what?
I'm just chillin'. Doin' me.
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You know, the Mr. LA thing.
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So, how about you?
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Well, you know,
I have been, uh, teachin'.
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You know,
uh, planning field trips.
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‐ Oh! Yeah, yes.
‐ Yep, um.
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‐ Curriculating.
‐ Mm‐hm.
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Um..
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What you doin' tonight, Robert?
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I don't know
what I'm doin' tonight.
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I don't know, maybe a movie,
maybe dinner.
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Who knows what
the future holds, Tia?
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Uh‐huh!
Ain't no tellin', Robert.
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Mm‐mm.
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‐ Daddy!
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?
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[grunts]
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Daddy, in class, we had a frog.
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And I called him Freddie.
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Just look at him.
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Tryin' to play you
in the hallway
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of your own school.
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Mm‐hm. I could just see it
in his eyes.
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Sneakily flaunt some woman,
tryin' to make me crack.
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‐ Mm.
‐ I don't think so.
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You know what, Jonelle,
make that dinner reservation
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for four tonight.
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So, then we set the frog free,
but he died
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so now we call him
Dead Fred.
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That's a great story, son. Why
don't you go get your things?
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Okay.
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‐ Yo, Tia!
‐ Yes.
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Why don't you holler
at me later?
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You know, and, uh,
if my cell phone is off
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that just means that
I'm makin' things happen.
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'Cause you know how I does,
right, girl?
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, you go away Camp Callaway.
Mm‐hm.
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Yeah, I may have to make
some things happen, too.
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That's what I does. Rick!
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Uh, what's happenin'?
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[instrumental music]
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En garde! Prepare to die!
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[kids grunting]
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Okay, okay. That's it.
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You boys go take a break,
so the adults
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can finish your homework
in peace.
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‐ I knew it would work.
‐ Yeah.
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Neesee, why are you
bothering with this?
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Get Robert to do it. I'm gettin'
Hakeem to do Reggie's.
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And then, he's gonna do me.
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I thought Hakeem
had a girlfriend?
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Oh, they broke up,
but even if they didn't
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I am still the ex‐wife and I
will always have rights to that.
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Please, don't give me
that judgmental look.
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At least , my relationship
with Hakeem is purely physical.
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You and Robert
are emotionally tied up.
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Girl, my feelings for Robert
are as extinct as this dinosaur.
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Oh, really?
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Ever since, he's in mourning
the loss of Tia
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you've been over there
cooking, cleaning, comforting.
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Ugh! It's disgusting.
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Face it, Neesee.
You're a nurturer.
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‐ Take that back.
‐ Uh‐uh.
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The only man I nurture
is my fiance.
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By the way, I'm pickin' Johnny
up from the airport, later.
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So I wanna get this done.
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I don't wanna be messin'
with any bones, tonight.
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Huh!
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[instrumental music]
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My woman fools me into
breakin' all type
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of unwritten man codes.
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Double‐dating with my boy's ex.
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This ain't right.
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Are you talkin' to someone?
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Well, it's my personal business,
where I'm tryin'
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to have a private conversation
with myself.
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Why don't you just eat?
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Oh, you must be talkin'
to yourself
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because I know
you're not talkin' to me.
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And Tia wouldn't even be here
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if it wasn't
for your trifling boy
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going out
with the computer girl.
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Damn shame, Tia being here
with Silly Dee Williams.
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[laughs]
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Are you alright, Tia?
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Mm‐hmm. Never better.
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Look, Rick,
you‐you seem really nice..
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...but I got a confession
to make.
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Look, I agreed to go on this
date for all the wrong reasons.
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Today, I found out
my ex started datin' again
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and I just wanted
to get back at him.
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Do you hate me?
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I'm trying to.
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But, uh, nope, sorry.
Not possible.
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[chuckles]
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I'm just not ready
to date again.
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I appreciate your honesty.
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So, look, let's just not
call this a date, okay?
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We'll just keep things casual
and enjoy the evening.
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Wow, thank you. Thanks for being
so cool about all this.
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‐ Hey. Cool's my middle name.
‐ Oh, really?
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Well, actually it's Leslie.
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[laughing]
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[laughing mockingly]
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What is so funny?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was thinkin' about all the fun
Robert's havin' on his date.
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[laughing]
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So, uh, Rick..
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What's up with those
long wolf nails, huh?
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I mean, what'd you
use those for?
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Snatchin' rabbits
through fences?
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[cellphone ringing]
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‐ Hello?
‐ Dirk!
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It's me. What's the status, man?
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Tia's up here
with this fake S‐Curl model.
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Don't even sweat it, bruh.
I got your back.
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I know that is not Robert
you're on the phone with.
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See, would you know?
It's my momma on the phone.
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Yeah, momma.
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What? Daddy got another tumor?
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[scoffs]
Man, I'm tryin' to get with Tia
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but she keeps playin' games.
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Hey, you know that's why
I teach my kids
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to respect each other's
differences.
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I mean, Crayolas need not be
used just for coloring.
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You know what I mean?
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This game gonna be over
sooner than you think, bruh.
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They over there talkin'
about crayons.
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Uh..
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[chuckling]
You, uh..
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You got a little somethin'
o‐on your face.
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‐ Like, right over there.
‐ Oh, no.
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‐ What? Here?
‐ Uh, uh..
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[stammers]
Well, you kinda just..
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‐ What did I do?
‐ Let me get it.
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Hey, man, enjoy your freedom
while it lasts
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'cause from what I see,
she losin' interest
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in this buff‐ass buckweed.
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[laughs]
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Oh! Tia just kissed Rick!
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‐ What?
‐ Tia just kissed Rick!
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[instrumental music]
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Robert,
I know we were goin' out
251
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,107
but I was listenin'
to my Oakland Raiders
252
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,809
on the way over.
Now there's two minutes left.
253
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,078
They're down by a field goal
and they're on the 40.
254
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,213
Do you mind if we just
watch the rest before we go?
255
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,117
Yeah, the remote
is on the table.
256
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,286
Come on, sit down.
257
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,191
So, you a football fan?
258
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,429
‐ Giants.
‐ Giants?
259
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,833
They haven't had a decent squad
since L. T. retired.
260
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,135
The only thing giant about them
261
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,970
the holes in their defense.
262
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:49,042
How you gonna diss my giants
when you a Raiders fan?
263
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,745
Their entire team
is a football halfway house.
264
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,414
Their players don't run 40s.
265
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,816
They drink 'em.
266
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,989
You wanna go there
when your quarter back..
267
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,926
Oh! Oh, did you see that catch?
268
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,327
‐ Get out of bounds.
‐ Tackle 'em.
269
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,895
‐ Get out of bounds!
‐ Tackle 'em!
270
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,431
Yes! You go rise, baby!
271
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,168
They'll never make that.
272
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,504
If you mean it, green it.
273
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,473
I ain't scared
of you, Raiderette.
274
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,010
(man on TV)
'Ball in and out.'
275
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,146
'And it's good!'
276
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,281
Yes! Overtime.
277
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,453
[instrumental music]
278
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,492
‐ You know that kiss was‐‐
‐ Not good. Not good.
279
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:43,329
Um‐mm. Not good.
Well, I mean, for me.
280
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,498
Right now.
281
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,868
You know,
I mean, because the lips..
282
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,937
Uh, i‐it was, it was soft,
you know, like..
283
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,272
‐ So you weren't ready?
‐ 'No!'
284
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,174
I mean, 'cause, you know,
we said
285
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,942
we were gonna keep it casual,
and then you were like
286
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,443
"You know, you got somethin'
on your face," and it was, boom
287
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,179
right back to the date
and everything.
288
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,814
Yeah, uh‐huh.
289
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,049
I mean, you know,
sorry about that.
290
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,555
[music continues]
291
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,129
So, she's doin' nothin'
I can't do.
292
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,264
All I need is some spoons
and a dishrag.
293
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,275
See that, Tia?
294
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,278
See what type of dog he is?
295
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,349
Look at him, starin' all at her,
movin' like a snake.
296
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,887
How flat her belly is.
297
00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:47,160
Losing his self in every
movement of those seven veils.
298
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,968
What? That's what
he's thinkin'.
299
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,102
Just stop it.
300
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,573
I'll take this. My treat.
301
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,444
And tryin' to outman me
by paying the bill.
302
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,263
Like bill payin'
make you a man, right, Tia?
303
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,100
Dirk.
304
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,037
Hey, Rick.
305
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,139
Thank for dinner.
Really, it was great.
306
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,675
Yeah, it was delicious.
307
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,677
You know that, um..
308
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:41,447
...reddish thing with the round
and yellow chunks was, uh..
309
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,083
‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ Yeah.
310
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,217
‐ Nasty.
‐ Nasty.
311
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,588
Wait a minute,
why did you say you liked it?
312
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,956
'Cause you said you liked it.
313
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,325
Plus, uh, my leg was asleep
314
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,194
and I was worried
about blood clots.
315
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,428
[chuckles]
316
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,463
‐ Here.
‐ Oh. Thank you.
317
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,066
You know what?
318
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,301
Next time we'll go to a place
319
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,469
with some real chairs.
320
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:05,706
Yeah. Next time.
321
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,907
Right.
322
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,678
I mean, you don't need
to look at her.
323
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:13,680
You got all of this.
324
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,419
[cell phone ringing]
325
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,091
Ooh!
326
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,995
Hey, Johnny.
327
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,264
Oh, I cannot wait to see you.
328
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,399
I'mma leave early, so I won't
get caught in traffic.
329
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,068
And I got your favorite treat.
330
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,270
Me.
331
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,242
Oh. Really?
332
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,513
Oh, well, no, it's work.
333
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,082
And work comes first, right?
334
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,718
No, no, get back to your meeting
and call me when you can.
335
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,521
Love you, too.
336
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,257
He's not coming?
337
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,458
Do I have to fly
out there myself
338
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,727
and drag his ass back to LA?
339
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:03,196
I had to get engaged
to a lawyer.
340
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,498
Someone's appealing
to the Supreme Court.
341
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,367
Someone's wrongfully accused.
342
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,103
Someone needs
to get off death row.
343
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,072
Well, what about Neesee?
344
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,276
I guess Neesee's
gonna have to kill somebody
345
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,512
before she gets attention
from this man.
346
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,014
When Neesee starts to talk
in the third person
347
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,684
Neesee starts to scare Alex.
348
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,386
Fine! Let's just
get this over with.
349
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,522
You know what? Forget Johnny.
350
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,056
Forget Robert. Forget Hakeem.
351
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,425
We don't need the guys
to do this.
352
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,194
(Neesee)
True. We don't need them.
353
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,163
But I sure was looking forward
to havin' one this weekend.
354
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,265
Now, I guess
it's just me and Dino.
355
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,333
[clatters]
356
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,571
He is kinda cute and he's got
great bone structure.
357
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,209
‐ Thanks, girl.
‐ Hey, what are homies for?
358
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,344
[sighs]
359
00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:55,516
Uh, Bobby! What are you doin'?
360
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,417
Uh...nothing.
361
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,720
Uh...no.
362
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,755
What are you doin'?
363
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,192
[sighs]
Okay, Reggie's stuck
in the toilet.
364
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,161
‐ Is the door jammed?
‐ No.
365
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,230
His hand's stuck
in the toilet.
366
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,733
His Bob Buoy
rescue hero was rescuing
367
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:15,301
when the waters got caught
in whirlpool.
368
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,803
Now Reggie's trapped with him.
369
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,241
Bobby, what have I told you
about the toilet?
370
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,545
"The toilet's not a toy."
371
00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:26,513
[instrumental music]
372
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,816
Yo, that was a hell of a game.
373
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:32,318
I gotta give it up, your Raiders
looked really good tonight.
374
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,755
Ah, looks like
I've converted a new fan.
375
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,623
Hey, you still wanna go out?
376
00:17:36,657 --> 00:17:39,560
There's this real cool
coffee shop around the corner.
377
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:42,563
[sighs]
You know, it's gettin'
kinda late.
378
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,130
I really should be going.
379
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,431
But I had a great time.
380
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,833
‐ Yeah, I had a great time, too.
‐ Hmm.
381
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,202
Maybe we can do this again
sometime.
382
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,871
Oh, absolutely.
383
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,406
And maybe next time,
we'll actually leave the couch.
384
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,475
[both laughing]
385
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,577
Goodnight.
386
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,717
Um..
387
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,320
...so I had a great time.
388
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,456
Me too.
389
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,292
But didn't we already say that?
390
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,363
Um...you know you don't have
to leave just yet.
391
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,102
I don't wanna leave just yet.
392
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:35,549
Uh, y‐you know what, ugh..
393
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,519
It is getting too late.
394
00:18:47,661 --> 00:18:49,596
[cell phone ringing]
395
00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:52,398
Hello?
396
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,735
Hey, what's up, Neesee?
397
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,570
Yeah, you and Bobby
could stop by.
398
00:18:57,671 --> 00:18:59,673
Thanks.
399
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,276
‐ Daddy!
‐ Hey, what's up, big fella?
400
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,678
Daddy, can I get some milk?
401
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,446
‐ Make it happen.
‐ Okay.
402
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,882
Mm. Did you have
some friends over?
403
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,717
No, I had a date.
404
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,352
Oh. Really?
405
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,655
Really.
406
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,423
How was it?
407
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,458
She's not here, right?
408
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,528
Rough out there, huh?
409
00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:25,632
Yeah, but you're lucky.
You got it covered with Johnny.
410
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,768
[scoffs]
Oh, yeah.
411
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:33,640
So, uh, how good are you
at rebuilding dinosaurs?
412
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:36,476
Bobby has a school project
and it's due in ten hours.
413
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,648
Oh, so you need some help?
414
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:44,217
Oh, no. No, no.
I'm not askin' for help.
415
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,986
I'm asking for help for Bobby.
416
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,821
And then, I'll help you.
417
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,924
Thanks, I appreciate it.
418
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,959
[laughing]
419
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:55,929
Alright, we're college‐educated.
We got it covered.
420
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,898
Alright, alright, ahem.
421
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,937
Ooh, uh, take
the funky‐lookin' one
422
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,307
and connect it to the one
that look like lamb chop.
423
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,976
[chuckles]
You mean the femur?
424
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:13,246
[chuckles]
Whatever, Einstein!
425
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,815
‐ Just glue the damn thing.
‐ Alright, alright.
426
00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,317
‐ What else you got?
‐ Oh, look at this.
427
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,219
Make a wish.
428
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,324
This one looks like
your moustache, huh?
429
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,326
[laughs]
Get it.
430
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,994
This one look like
one of your hairdos.
431
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:29,495
[laughs]
432
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,767
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