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♪ Turn off the lights ♪
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♪ And light a candle ♪
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♪ Tonight I'm in a
romantic mood ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Let's take a shower ♪
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♪ Shower together ♪
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♪ I'll wash your body ♪
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♪ You wash mine ♪
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♪ Rub me down ♪
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♪ In some hot oil baby ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Rub me down ♪
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♪ In some hot hot hot.. ♪♪♪
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‐ Baby, what are you doin'?
‐ I'm blowin' out the candles.
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Come on, baby,
I already told you
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I'm not comfortable having'..
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You know with your son
in the house.
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But, baby,
you live here now
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and half the nights
are Bobby nights.
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Come on, he's asleep
in the next room.
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Yeah, but these walls
are thick.
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Like my love.
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Come on, baby,
he can't hear anything.
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♪ Rub me down
in some hot oil baby ♪♪♪
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‐ Goodnight, Robert.
‐ Goodnight.
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‐ Goodnight, Bobby!
‐ 'Goodnight!'
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‐ Come on, hurry up.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Hurry up? Uh, boop!
‐ Come on!
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Just kiddin'.
Just kiddin'.
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[sighing]
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Robert.
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My bad,
that was a accident.
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Robert!
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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‐ What's up, Mr. L. A.?
‐ Mm. What's up, Dirk?
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Remember when you said
I couldn't get Madonna?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ You had a good laugh.
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You ragged my ass
up and down the buildin'.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Well, you were right.
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‐ I couldn't get her.
‐ What?
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We've been promotin' for weeks.
People are expectin' to see her.
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Exactly, so we're gonna get
a great rate, no matter what.
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No, people
are gonna laugh at us
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and they are gonna turn us off.
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Why can't you just do
your damn job, Dirk?
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Why are you getting
so mad about this?
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I haven't gotten you
hundreds of other people.
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I'll get someone else.
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Alright, man,
look, I'm sorry, alright?
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I'm just a little
on edge, okay?
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‐ Oh, you're not getting any?
‐ No.
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You all backed up, huh?
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You can tell?
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It's‐it's crazy, man,
because of like
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since Tia moved in
we're having less sex.
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She's not feeling comfortable
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gettin' busy with Bobby
in the house.
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‐ So put him in the yard.
‐ You're not helping, Dirk.
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Send him to his mama's house,
you pay her every month
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you might as well get some
babysittin' out of it.
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If you're looking for
a babysitter I used to take care
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of my little sister
until she, uh..
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She fell down the stairs.
That wasn't my fault.
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It was Halloween and she
was dressed like a Slinky.
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Hey, Neesee.
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‐ Nice buns.
‐ Oh, Pilates.
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So, Neesee,
what brings you here?
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Uh‐huh.
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This, open.
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Mm.
That's really good.
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So how long
before I need a antidote?
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Robert, I've been thinkin'
about this a lot.
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And I've decided to start
a catering company.
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Like you decided
to sell jewelry.
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‐ I sold out.
‐ Yeah.
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To yourself.
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And what happened
to that children's book
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you were writing?
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Oh, you know,
it's a work in progress.
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Now, look, if you wanna help me
start my business just say so.
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Uh.. Alright, let's say
I wanna help you.
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‐ Do you have a business plan?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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It's called,
"I can cook my ass off."
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Voila!
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I'd like to read that.
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[clearing throat]
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Robert, I want
to be independent
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and I think you want
that too.
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Neesee, I'm not loaning you
any money.
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I'm not lookin'
for a loan.
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I'm not giving you
any money either.
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‐ Fine.
‐ Okay 'cause, Neesee, the pro‐‐
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You know what,
save the lecture.
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Let me put out
some of my samples
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and call the people
out of your black beauty
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help me draw my business.
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‐ No.
‐ Huh?
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You know, you couldn't have been
Mr. L. A. without my help.
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But I can be Mrs. Fields
without yours.
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You know what, Neesee?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Today is your lucky day.
I'll tell you what.
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You take Bobby tonight and I'll
give you the As to the Ds.
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I'll get the As to the Zs
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and you let me put out
some of my samples.
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‐ Deal.
‐ Good.
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And you give me
some more of these
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'cause these things are good.
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Mm.
Take as much as you want.
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They are $26 a dozen.
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[instrumental music]
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[bell ringing]
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Chewin' on ice, huh?
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That's a clear sign
of not gettin' any.
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You're workin' out
your frustrations
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while at the same time
satisfying your oral fixations.
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Oh, don't act like you didn't
know I was a psych major.
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‐ You were?
‐ Psych!
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Well, for your information
I'm chewin' on this ice
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because it's hot.
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Maybe it just feels that way
because I'm not getting any!
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Oh, w‐what's the problem?
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Is it time for Robert
to take the little blue pill?
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Trust me my man has no problem
in that department
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it is just hard to..
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...you know, with Bobby
in the house.
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Oh, the little brown pill.
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Well, you know,
people manage to do it
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all the time while their kids
are in the house.
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You just have to be creative
like our parents were.
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Remember, like,
when you got to play outside
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extra‐long?
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And when you try
to come inside
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the door was chained.
Remember?
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Yeah, my‐my parents
didn't do that.
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Wait, is that why they
signed me up for that
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six hours a tap,
every Wednesday after school?
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Girl, do you have any idea
what it's like to be
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eight years old
and have bunions?
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See, and they didn't care
because for them Wednesday
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really was hump day.
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So you are just gonna have get
used to havin' him in the house
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and if all else fails
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do somethin' to make him
go to sleep.
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I know you could do it.
I've seen you teach.
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Ha‐ha‐ha!
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello. Uh‐uh.
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Mm‐hmm.
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Mm‐mm‐hmm.
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Yeah, I'mma meet you
at 6:00.
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‐ What was that?
‐ Booty call.
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Robert got Neesee
to keep Bobby tonight.
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Girl, it may not be
hump day
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but it's going to be
freaky Friday!
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‐ Wait, today is Thursday.
‐ I know.
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But we're gonna be gettin' our
freak on well into Friday.
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Alright.
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Oh, oh, yeah.
‐ Yeah.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Not enough room.
Not enough room.
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We you wanna go there?
Right here, right here.
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Oh, no, no! Stand up.
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Still no room, still no room.
Over here, yeah.
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[gibberish]
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Oh! I don't like that
outfit either.
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You could just ask her
to change.
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Neesee, how did you
get in here?
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‐ Daddy!
‐ Bobby's key.
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Hey, what's up, big fella.
Hey, look, um..
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Uh, tell him that joke
you told me, baby.
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‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ Tell him that joke.
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‐ Just come here.
‐ Don't be pushing on me.
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Neesee, I thought
we had a deal.
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We did,
but my samples worked.
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I have my first
catering job tonight.
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‐ You do?
‐ Yes.
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‐ Making food?
‐ Yes.
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‐ For people?
‐ Yes, yes.
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For money?
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‐ Yes.
‐ Did my alimony go down?
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Hell, no.
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[instrumental music]
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[telephone ringing]
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Oh, b‐b‐baby, get that
before the boy wakes up.
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Hello. Oh, hey, Dirk.
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Uh‐huh. Uh‐huh.
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Dirk says he's got you somebody
better than Madonna.
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Oh, that is great.
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Wait‐wait‐wait, don't you..
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Don't you wanna know
who it is?
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Nope, it's just gonna ruin
the mood.
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Oh, come on, honey, come on,
now. Does it really matter?
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I'm sure Bobby is
awake by now.
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No, he's not.
Hey, Bobby, you up?
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I think I hear
the ice‐cream truck!
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See, come on now, just relax.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Less yackin' more makin'.
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Oh, baby,
I really needed that.
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‐ So did I.
‐ Aah!
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Can you believe all this time
we were holding back
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afraid that a five‐year‐old
was gonna bust in on us?
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Yeah, we were trippin'.
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I mean, now that
we know it's safe
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we could do this
every night.
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Okay, well, you know..
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's the James delay,
baby, just breathe.
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The door.
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You closed the door,
didn't you?
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Of course.
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I'm not sure.
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[gasping]
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Do you think he saw us?
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Come on, baby, just because the
door is open don't mean nothin'.
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The boy is sound asleep.
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Then why is SpongeBob
on the floor?
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‐ Bobby.
‐ 'Yeah.'
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[gasping]
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Hide, hide. Hide.
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[instrumental music]
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Here you go.
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There're my two
favorite people.
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‐ What's up, baby?
‐ Oh, Robert, Robert.
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Not in front
of Bobby, okay?
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I think he's seen
enough already.
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He didn't see us.
SpongeBob saw us.
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Robert!
Come on.
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Well, baby, I mean, how do you,
how do you know what he saw?
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‐ Did he say anything?
‐ No.
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But he's been kinda lookin'
at me funny all mornin'.
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Well, you did fix
his breakfast.
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‐ 'Hey, y'all.'
‐ Okay.
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That's Neesee.
What are we gonna tell her?
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We're not gonna
tell her anything
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because there is nothing
to tell.
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‐ Just be cool.
‐ Okay.
250
00:11:57,273 --> 00:11:58,741
And stop cooking.
251
00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:02,611
‐ Hi, everybody.
‐ Mommy!
252
00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:04,113
‐ How are you doing, baby?
‐ What's up, Neesee?
253
00:12:04,147 --> 00:12:06,049
I appreciate you
keeping Bobby.
254
00:12:06,082 --> 00:12:08,717
So to thank you
I made some snacks.
255
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:12,188
Oh, are there real pigs
in those blankets?
256
00:12:12,221 --> 00:12:13,756
Bobby, how was
your night?
257
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,925
‐ Fine.
‐ Good.
258
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,661
Guess what I saw daddy do
to Tia last night?
259
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,229
[coughing]
260
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:22,298
What?
261
00:12:22,331 --> 00:12:23,599
Throw away his dinner
262
00:12:23,632 --> 00:12:24,867
without eatin' it.
263
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,936
It was really funny.
264
00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,104
[laughing]
265
00:12:32,175 --> 00:12:36,779
You know what? You were so right
because my food is horrible.
266
00:12:36,812 --> 00:12:40,149
You can say that again.
It is the worst.
267
00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:42,651
[laughing]
268
00:12:48,191 --> 00:12:50,093
[instrumental music]
269
00:12:51,694 --> 00:12:53,662
‐ Oh, no ice today?
‐ Aah!
270
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:55,264
‐ Don't need it.
‐ Oh!
271
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,766
Ms. Abrahams, I'm finished.
272
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,203
Oh, let me see, Bobby.
273
00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:02,305
'Oh, that's wonderful.'
274
00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:04,207
‐ Isn't it, Tia?
‐ Can you tell what it is?
275
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,876
Oh, of course I can, Bobby.
Let's see.
276
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,346
‐ Is it a man riding a horse?
‐ No.
277
00:13:12,181 --> 00:13:15,784
‐ Is it a horse riding a man?
‐ Nope.
278
00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:16,986
It..
279
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,056
Oh‐oh! Oh‐oh!
280
00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:24,160
What's the matter with you?
281
00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:27,063
Girl, I can't believe
this is happening.
282
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:30,766
Last night Robert and I
were doin' exactly this.
283
00:13:32,201 --> 00:13:33,836
You guys went
horseback riding?
284
00:13:33,869 --> 00:13:36,105
No! No.
285
00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:38,887
This is a picture of us
doing the do.
286
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,789
‐ Oh!
‐ I knew Bobby saw us.
287
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,058
‐ Let me see it.
‐ No. Uh‐uh. This is personal.
288
00:13:44,092 --> 00:13:47,061
No, you can't see it.
You don't need to see it.
289
00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:49,898
‐ No, this is..
‐ Hey, Jonelle, Tia.
290
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,632
‐ Hey, Neesee.
‐ Hey, Neesee.
291
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,768
I'm sorry, I'm late.
I got stuck in the kitchen.
292
00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:58,772
‐ You ready? Come on.
‐ Yep.
293
00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:00,074
Okay, bye‐bye.
294
00:14:00,108 --> 00:14:02,076
Wait, I forgot my drawing.
295
00:14:08,983 --> 00:14:11,119
You know what,
come here, come here.
296
00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:12,653
Come here, Bobby.
297
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,923
Tia, Tia, Tia.
Relax.
298
00:14:14,956 --> 00:14:16,824
‐ You'll see it again.
‐ Oh, uh..
299
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,427
It's just a little game we play.
We're just playin', go on.
300
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,930
Go ahead. It was just a game.
It was just a game.
301
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,769
Oh, that's it, Jonelle.
302
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,804
I'm officially the world's
slutiest teacher.
303
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:34,375
Ah! Do you have
to beat me at everything?
304
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:39,413
[instrumental music]
305
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:42,783
Hey, man, what's goin' on?
306
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,818
I got some good news
and I got some bad news.
307
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,921
The good news is the interview
I got you is with Gary Coleman.
308
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,923
Oh.
309
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,259
Okay. Alright,
what's the bad news?
310
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,962
He stiffed us.
311
00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:57,331
But I have a promising
phone call out to Webster.
312
00:14:57,365 --> 00:15:01,970
Baby, look, I got some
really bad news.
313
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:04,105
Remember when we wondered
if Bobby saw us last night?
314
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:05,839
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Well, he did.
315
00:15:05,874 --> 00:15:09,243
He memorialized
the moment in crayon.
316
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:12,346
So you're saying that Bobby
drew us while we were
317
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,282
to the window, to the wall?
318
00:15:14,315 --> 00:15:18,152
Yeah, and then he took it home
with Neesee.
319
00:15:18,186 --> 00:15:20,121
Alright, look‐look‐look.
Just take a deep breath.
320
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:22,023
Alright? I think you're
putting a whole lot on this.
321
00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:24,859
Because first of all,
Bobby is no Michelangelo
322
00:15:24,893 --> 00:15:27,328
and there's no way that Neesee
is gonna look at that picture
323
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,063
and tell what happened
last night.
324
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,865
‐ Okay.
‐ Alright, trust me.
325
00:15:30,899 --> 00:15:33,434
[cell phone ringing]
326
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,469
Hello.
327
00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:38,172
Oh, hey, Neesee.
328
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,142
[laughing]
329
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:45,013
Uh‐huh. Ah..
330
00:15:45,046 --> 00:15:47,481
Alright, alright, then.
Okay.
331
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,217
Bye.
332
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,451
‐ Yep, she knows.
‐ Oh!
333
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,288
[instrumental music]
334
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:57,758
Neesee's gonna be here
any minute, baby.
335
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,928
So, so, what's the plan, huh?
336
00:15:59,961 --> 00:16:02,430
‐ What are we gonna tell her?
‐ The truth.
337
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,765
‐ Really?
‐ Absolutely.
338
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:08,002
[doorbell ringing]
339
00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:09,803
Or we can lie and it's our word
against a five‐year‐old's.
340
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,940
Cool, that works for me.
Okay. Alright.
341
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:17,245
Hey, Neesee.
You look forgiving.
342
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:22,050
‐ Do I?
‐ Hi, daddy. Hi, Tia.
343
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,918
‐ What's up, big fella?
‐ Hey, Bobby.
344
00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:26,054
Honey, why don't you run
upstairs for a minute?
345
00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:27,755
I need to talk to your father.
346
00:16:30,258 --> 00:16:32,961
Oh, where are you goin'?
347
00:16:32,994 --> 00:16:35,063
You know, I think I should leave
you two alone.
348
00:16:35,096 --> 00:16:37,231
‐ 'Yeah.'
‐ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..
349
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,302
Where are you goin'?
350
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,937
Yeah, Tia, you should stay.
351
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:45,139
I wanna talk about
what happened last night.
352
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:48,176
Look, Neesee, don't blame Tia,
it was all my fault.
353
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,444
Yeah, we never meant
for Bobby to see it.
354
00:16:50,478 --> 00:16:52,546
Before Tia moved in,
it was easy
355
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,548
she just didn't stay over
on Bobby nights
356
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,050
but now that
she's here every night
357
00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,352
it's just been really hard.
358
00:16:58,386 --> 00:17:00,121
Difficult.
359
00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:02,456
And last night we were convinced
that Bobby was asleep
360
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,826
but, well, you saw
the pictures that he drew.
361
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:06,928
What picture?
362
00:17:06,961 --> 00:17:09,263
‐ Damn!
‐ Damn!
363
00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:12,200
Okay, Bobby didn't show you that
picture he drew at school today?
364
00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:13,567
No, he didn't.
365
00:17:13,601 --> 00:17:16,004
‐ Damn!
‐ Damn!
366
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,940
Bobby, come down here, please,
and bring your backpack.
367
00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:20,174
Oh, no, girl,
you ain't gotta make
368
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,542
the kid come all the way
down the stairs.
369
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:24,378
No, no, the boy
is probably tired.
370
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:27,215
Nah‐ah, I, I can
talk all night.
371
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,623
Baby, can you tell me
what this is a picture of?
372
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:38,860
Yeah, but turn it
this way first.
373
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,462
It's a butterfly, see.
374
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:45,399
‐ A butterfly?
‐ Yeah, I love butterflies.
375
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:46,434
Let me see that.
376
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:51,005
Wow!
It looks so life like.
377
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,509
It looks exactly
like a butterfly.
378
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:59,247
Ooh, it's flying, Tia.
It's flying.
379
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,649
‐ Alright. Alright.
‐ Oh, it's the flowers.
380
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:04,552
Honey, what's that
supposed to be?
381
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,987
It's antenna.
382
00:18:08,189 --> 00:18:10,091
‐ Oh, okay. Okay.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
383
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,592
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess that explains
384
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,261
why there's two of them.
385
00:18:15,563 --> 00:18:19,500
So, Bobby, you weren't
in our room last night?
386
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,303
No. Were you
in my room last night?
387
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,540
‐ No.
‐ Come on, Bobby.
388
00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:29,110
Let's take your butterfly
and put it on the fridge.
389
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:33,114
‐ Yeah!
‐ Neesee, don't even say it.
390
00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:35,016
Look, I promise
it won't happen again.
391
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,650
I mean,
we were both mortified.
392
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:39,620
If that's how y'all do,
you should be.
393
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:44,025
So why did you call me
in the first place?
394
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,693
Well, because of the hook‐ups
you gave me the other day
395
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:48,062
at the station,
I got three new jobs.
396
00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:51,099
And I came over
to give you a finder's fee.
397
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:55,369
‐ You were gonna give me money?
‐ Mm‐hmm. Was.
398
00:18:55,403 --> 00:18:57,005
But after your little
shenanigans I'm gonna
399
00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,272
have to spend it
on therapy
400
00:18:58,306 --> 00:19:00,374
to keep the picture
out of my mind.
401
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:02,676
[instrumental music]
402
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,281
Well, you're gonna have
to turn it this way first.
403
00:19:13,672 --> 00:19:16,341
Oh, God, you know..
404
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,277
...now that we know
we're safe again
405
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,578
we could do this
every night.
406
00:19:19,611 --> 00:19:22,014
We could, we could..
407
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:23,348
Oh, my God!
408
00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:24,683
I told you before, girl
409
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:25,985
that's the James delay.
410
00:19:26,018 --> 00:19:28,187
Just breathe.
411
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,189
The door.
412
00:19:30,222 --> 00:19:33,025
You closed the door,
didn't you?
413
00:19:33,058 --> 00:19:35,494
Of course.
I'm not sure.
414
00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,062
[gasping]
415
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,398
Why is there a purse
on the floor?
416
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:42,101
[dramatic music]
417
00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,904
Neesee?
418
00:19:47,973 --> 00:19:49,674
(Neesee)
'Yeah.'
419
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:54,279
Oh! Oh! Oh!
420
00:19:54,313 --> 00:19:58,350
Oh! Oh! Oh!
421
00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,385
Oh! Oh!
422
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,256
[theme music]
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