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[instrumental music]
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See, if you put the laces
back in those things
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they wouldn't keep fallin' off.
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No, no, no, baby.
This is strictly old school.
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All I need is about
three more pair of socks
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and I'm in the game.
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So what're you wearing? This
is supposed to be a '80s party.
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‐ This is '80s.
‐ '80s hip‐hop.
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I like my outfit.
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That's my boy right there.
I can feel him through the door.
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I can feel him.
That's how tight we are.
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You ain't tight with nothin'
but your money.
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‐ Where's Big Johnny?
‐ Well, he didn't get here yet.
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Why don't you wait for him
out on the curb?
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What are you talking about?
That's your spot.
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I already kicked you there.
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[door knocking]
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Ooo‐ooo‐oo‐oh! Watcha..
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Ladies and gentlemen
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I want to give you‐u‐u..
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Dirk.
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Yo, you need a higher door.
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Ho, here go King Nefertito.
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Yo, man, what time
is Johnny coming?
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I may not come when you call
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but I'm always right on time.
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‐ Yee‐ah.
‐ Yeah!
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♪ Yo everybody everybody
throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ Big Johnny Dirty Black
MC Robert are in here ♪
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♪ Everybody everybody
throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ 'Cause the disco tune's
in the atmosphere ♪♪♪
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[in unison]
Ha!
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Yo, yo, yo.
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♪ My name is Neesee ♪
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♪ I'm in the place to be ♪
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♪ I rock from LA ♪
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♪ All the way to DC ♪
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(in unison)
Ha!
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(Neesee)
Hey, hey, hey!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Hey!
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(Johnny)
Oh, baby, what's up, girl?
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[laughing]
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♪ My name is Tia and ♪
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♪ I'm a maniac maniac
on the floor ♪♪♪
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She's dancing like
she never danced before.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[hip hop music]
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(Robert)
Y'all might wanna stretch for
this 'cause y'all a little old.
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‐ No, no, no, I got this.
‐ You don't wanna, girl.
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Hold on, I got this one.
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♪ Oh my God ♪
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Aah.
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♪ Excuse me Doug E Fresh ♪
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♪ Yes have you ever seen
a show when fellow on the mic ♪
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♪ With one million rhymes
and don't come out right ♪
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♪ They bit they're never right
that's not polite ♪
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Hey, hey, hey.
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♪ But tonight on a starry mic
you're about to hear ♪
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♪ We swear the best star
rappers of the year ♪
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♪ So so cherrio
yo scream at brotha ♪
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♪ Also if you didn't know
this is called the show ♪
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‐ Ah!
‐ Ah‐huh!
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(all)
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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‐ Come on, Bobby. Come on Bobby.
‐ Oh, no, no, no..
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D‐d‐don't put
my seed in this. Don't..
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[music continues]
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[laughing]
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We're gonna take
a 15‐minute break
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'cause we old.
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[doorbell ringing]
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
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Guess who?
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‐ Madonna?
‐ No.
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I am the real Roxanne.
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‐ Well, you're real late.
‐ Well, I'm here now.
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And I'm with my boys Kris Kross.
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Look, my back is on my front
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and my front's on my back.
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Whoa, ma, cool system.
Can we go check it out?
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‐ Go on.
‐ Go ahead, check it out, boys.
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Oh, honey, your fly is open.
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Alex, I'm trying
to hook you up with Johnny.
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When I said,
"Show off the boys"
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I meant your cleavage.
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Well, the gang's all here then.
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Johnny.
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‐ This is Alex, my best friend.
‐ Hello.
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‐ How are you doing?
‐ Fine.
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You guys have a lot in common.
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I mean, you're a lawyer,
and you watch "Judge Judy."
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[laughing]
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So, she tells me
you're from Atlanta.
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‐ Yep.
‐ Newly divorced?
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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Welcome to the club.
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Uh, yeah,
well, membership is expensive.
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‐ Or lucrative.
‐ Really?
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[doorbell ringing]
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‐ Hi.
‐ Girl, where have you been?
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My first name ain't girl.
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It's Jonelle.
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Miss Abrahams, if you're nasty.
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Well, anyway, you are late.
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‐ Johnny's already here.
‐ Oh, where is he?
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‐ See, over there.
‐ Oh.
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The big stud
with the big studs.
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Well, Hottie McFineboy
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meet Sexy Ann Singleton.
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Okay, work it. Come on, girl.
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Hey, Johnny.
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This is my girlfriend, Jonelle.
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‐ Hey.
‐ How are you doing?
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Well, welcome to LA
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where the players play.
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Well, you know what, I'm from
Atlanta, so don't jack my song.
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Well, how about I jack you?
I'm just playing.
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Just playing,
'cause I'm a playa.
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‐ You're a playa!
‐ Right?
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, alright, alright,
everybody, everybody, everybody
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I got somethin' to say.
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Twelve years ago when we decided
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to move to Hollywood
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we had nothin'.
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'The day before we left'
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my man, Johnny Scott
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gave us $62.
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'Not $60'
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not $70..
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...but $62
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which means he gave us
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every penny he had.
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Now, that's a friend for life.
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Uh, like that.
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Then he comes out here,
he got all this
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and I can't get my $62 back.
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Well, here's my $31. Neesee?
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That's a nice story.
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But, you know, Alex does
a lot of charity work herself.
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Oh, yeah,
but it's nothing, you know.
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I just ladle soup
to the homeless on the weekends.
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The weekends?
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Oh, so you'll
be busy tomorrow
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while Jonelle,
on the other hand
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is totally free.
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Ma, it's way past
our bedtime.
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Can we please
get out of here?
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No, it's not.
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Well, I guess that's it for me.
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If you're, uh,
hungry or homeless
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come down to the center
and I'll hook you up
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with three hots and a cot.
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[chuckling]
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Okay, girl.
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And then there was one.
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Oh, yeah, well
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guess I better get going.
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Johnny, I'm a little tipsy
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so I'm just gonna give this
to you straight.
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Are you feelin' me?
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Ha! Shoot, girl.
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I can't call it.
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Okay, that's a no.
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Come on, Dirk.
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You're driving me home.
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‐ I still got it.
‐ Oh.
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That's your boy.
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[laughing]
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Oh, I don't know why
I'm sitting here
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pretending like
I got a ride home.
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‐ Let me call me a cab.
‐ Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Neesee.
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You don't have to call a cab.
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Hey, Johnny, why don't
you grab Bobby's wagon
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and pull Neesee home?
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Oh, man, now, what I need to get
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is them keys in your pocket
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to that new thing
parked out there.
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Oh, come on, man, this ain't
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that '82 Datsun B‐210
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you crashed in college.
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This is a 2004 Mercedes Benz.
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C‐Class.
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But I'm sitting on tens.
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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How you doing?
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I'm‐I'm good, I'm good.
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Uh, only thing in the world
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harder than being married
is being divorced.
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Oh...I hear that.
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Did, uh, like, when you got
married, did you ever, like
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even think about being divorced?
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It wasn't even an option..
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...until a week
and a half later.
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[laughing]
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Yeah, that's about
when it kicked in for me, too.
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Oh, man, but
I‐I feel good out here.
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I'm thinking about
getting a spot out here.
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You know, you should get
a nice place in Bel Air.
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‐ Really?
‐ Mm‐hm.
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You know, that's
where Alex live.
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‐ Oh.
‐ What do you think about her?
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Uh, she‐she's nice,
but I'm kind of busy, though.
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So, rather than
she and I, you know, dating
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and getting married, I think
I might just cut my house
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in half now,
and just give it to her.
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Give it to her, right.
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[laughing]
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‐ I get it.
‐ Mm.
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‐ You've been burned.
‐ Yeah.
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Or are you feeling Jonelle?
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Uh, you know what?
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Neither one of those girls
are really my type.
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Uh, whoa, that..
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Girl, I know that
is not that same
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funky old pillow.
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Oh, I'm gonna hurt you.
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Excuse me.
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This is mother‐of‐pearl.
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Well, I don't know who Pearl
is, but her mom is butt‐ugly.
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You know what?
You might be right.
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[chuckling]
Yeah.
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Well, pillows is great.
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Yeah, yeah, huh?
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Oh.
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What are you doing?
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What you doing?
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I'm doing what you're doing.
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Well, stop it.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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That was, like, whoa.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Neesee.
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Johnny.
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[both sighing]
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So, are we kissing
just to be kissing
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or are we startin' somethin'?
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Uh, just, like, generally
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when I kiss like that
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like, basically,
I'm startin' somethin'.
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Me, too.
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‐ So, we startin' somethin'.
‐ Yeah, yeah.
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I think we pretty much
started it.
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Yeah.
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That's mother‐of‐pearl, huh?
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Hell, I don't know.
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Alright, look, I guess
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the only thing really left to do
259
00:11:55,026 --> 00:11:56,861
is‐is, uh, just tell Robert.
260
00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:59,931
No. I only talk to Robert
about Bobby.
261
00:11:59,964 --> 00:12:02,133
I don't need his permission
for nothing else in my life.
262
00:12:05,203 --> 00:12:06,871
Neesee.
263
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,243
Girl, you know,
I've known you for 15 years.
264
00:12:12,276 --> 00:12:14,879
You look different to me now
than you've ever looked before.
265
00:12:27,058 --> 00:12:29,127
‐ I‐I'm, uh, I'mma go ahead.
‐ Oh, alright.
266
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,130
We would've done that one
anyway.
267
00:12:32,163 --> 00:12:33,164
You know 'cause we friends
268
00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:34,566
so why would we not do that?
269
00:12:34,599 --> 00:12:35,967
Right.
270
00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:42,907
[instrumental music]
271
00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:51,583
[record scratching]
272
00:12:56,054 --> 00:12:57,922
Yo, what happened to you, man?
You get lost?
273
00:12:57,956 --> 00:12:59,358
Oh, no, no, man.
274
00:12:59,391 --> 00:13:01,259
You know, uh, that,
uh, oh, you know
275
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,161
the thing with the pillows, man.
276
00:13:03,194 --> 00:13:04,629
My mouth was open.
277
00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:11,570
Yeah, alright, Jo, yo,
why don't you rock
278
00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:13,071
the mic for old time's sake?
279
00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:15,307
Uh, no, Robert,
actually, man, look‐‐
280
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,275
What? What? What? Come on.
What, you've lost it?
281
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,211
Come on, bless the mic, boy.
282
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:26,184
♪ Yo yo yo yo yo out in LA ♪
283
00:13:26,217 --> 00:13:27,652
♪ Fresh off my divorce ♪
284
00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:30,288
♪ Come to see my man
my emotional source ♪
285
00:13:30,322 --> 00:13:33,024
♪ Been a long time
and I know that you missed me ♪
286
00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:35,427
♪ Guess what Robert
Neesee just kissed me ♪
287
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,662
♪ I'm at the crib
minding my own biz ♪
288
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:40,465
♪ I'm like whoo Neesee
what the hell is this ♪
289
00:13:40,499 --> 00:13:42,200
♪ Sittin' with.. ♪♪♪
290
00:13:58,317 --> 00:13:59,684
‐ What?
‐ What?
291
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,621
‐ Huh?
‐ Huh?
292
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:05,990
‐ You did what?
‐ What'd you do?
293
00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:09,994
You kissed?
294
00:14:10,028 --> 00:14:12,096
Uh, that's what I told you
in the rhyme.
295
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,101
Robert, look, me and Neesee
talked about it
296
00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:19,371
and before this thing
moves any further
297
00:14:19,404 --> 00:14:21,039
you gotta be cool
with it first.
298
00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:23,041
Oh, so you talk and you kiss.
299
00:14:23,074 --> 00:14:25,410
Look, Robert, if you're
uncomfortable with it, man
300
00:14:25,444 --> 00:14:26,745
it's not even a issue.
301
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,513
We're gonna freeze this thing up
302
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:29,548
if you got a problem with it.
303
00:14:29,581 --> 00:14:30,982
Well, I got a problem with it.
304
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:32,250
Then we should talk, man,
'cause I'm sure
305
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,019
that we can come to some..
306
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:36,187
‐ Ah!
‐ Uh!
307
00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:39,290
Gotcha, I was just playing, boy.
308
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:40,725
Come on, man,
y'all‐y'all adults.
309
00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,394
You can do
whatever you please, man.
310
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:44,062
‐ Now, if it was Tia..
‐ Oh.
311
00:14:44,095 --> 00:14:46,164
‐ I have a problem.
‐ Yeah.
312
00:14:46,197 --> 00:14:49,033
Oh, man, yeah, I mean so‐so
313
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,302
so you‐you're
cool with this, right?
314
00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:51,703
Yeah, I'm cool with..
Come on, man.
315
00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,271
You're my best friend,
she's my ex‐wife, man.
316
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:55,173
We're just keeping it
in the family, bruh.
317
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,475
[both laughing]
318
00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:58,276
Oh, man.
319
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,612
‐ You know what I'm saying?
‐ Yeah, man.
320
00:15:00,645 --> 00:15:03,315
‐ Ooh.
‐ Ooh.
321
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,517
Man, y'all got some
pillows in LA, man.
322
00:15:07,352 --> 00:15:10,254
[instrumental music]
323
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,656
Babe?
324
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:13,157
Babe?
325
00:15:21,099 --> 00:15:22,334
Babe, have you seen
my other slipper?
326
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,235
Yeah, it's right here.
327
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,505
‐ You want it back?
‐ Ah..
328
00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:28,473
Thanks, I jus..
I was looking for that.
329
00:15:33,177 --> 00:15:35,146
Baby, you up?
330
00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:36,315
Boy!
331
00:15:36,348 --> 00:15:38,617
If this is your idea of foreplay
332
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:41,085
we are never
gonna have any kids.
333
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:43,388
You obviously wanna talk.
Get off my eye.
334
00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,657
Okay.
335
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,692
It's about Johnny and..
336
00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:49,561
...Bobby's mother.
337
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,162
Neesee?
338
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:53,164
What's going on
with Johnny and Neesee?
339
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,401
Uh‐uh.
340
00:15:57,469 --> 00:15:58,670
No way.
341
00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:00,772
Oh, I'm not even hearing it.
342
00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:03,241
I'm not even hearing it.
343
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:05,209
Oh, shoot,
I could've told you that.
344
00:16:06,511 --> 00:16:07,512
You knew they kissed?
345
00:16:07,546 --> 00:16:08,780
I knew they something
346
00:16:08,813 --> 00:16:10,349
or were about to.
347
00:16:10,382 --> 00:16:12,384
Baby, that joker
had two hot babes
348
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,085
on his tail all night
349
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:16,287
and he didn't give them
the time of day.
350
00:16:16,321 --> 00:16:18,156
And that man wears a clock.
351
00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:21,326
‐ Baby, wait.
‐ No.
352
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,127
‐ Baby, wait.
‐ Uhm.
353
00:16:23,161 --> 00:16:25,163
‐ Baby, wait.
‐ Wha‐aa‐aat?
354
00:16:26,331 --> 00:16:28,433
Look, my best friend
355
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,134
and my ex‐wife
are about to hook up.
356
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,169
You don't see the problem?
357
00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:33,137
‐ Is there one?
‐ Yes!
358
00:16:33,171 --> 00:16:34,473
Why do you always have a problem
359
00:16:34,506 --> 00:16:36,240
with Neesee and who she sees?
360
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:37,676
This ain't about Neesee.
361
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:38,810
This is about Johnny.
362
00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:40,512
He is messing up the dynamic
363
00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:41,646
of our friendship.
364
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,214
Well, you're messing
with the dynamic
365
00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:44,649
of our relationship.
366
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,551
Shoot, worrying about who
367
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:48,387
Neesee sees all the time.
368
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,154
Comin' and bothering me
in my sleep.
369
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:54,559
Oh, you just gonna roll over
like you said somethin'.
370
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,762
Don't I get a chance
to say something?
371
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:04,135
[instrumental music]
372
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,576
‐ What's up, boy?
‐ Hey, man.
373
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,712
‐ You ready?
‐ Uh, yeah.
374
00:17:13,745 --> 00:17:15,213
Wha‐what are you wearing?
375
00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,416
Hey, if I'm gonna be hitting
them out of bounds
376
00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:19,217
I wanna look good doing it.
377
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,385
Oh, so you gonna change.
378
00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:23,187
Funny.
379
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:24,556
What are you doin', man?
Why you not dressed?
380
00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:26,758
I think you guys
should just go ahead without me.
381
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:28,627
Wait, you don't
understand, alright.
382
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,596
I've got us tee time at the most
exclusive club in Los Angeles.
383
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,231
They don't even let
black people play.
384
00:17:33,264 --> 00:17:35,166
So the last thing
we wanna do is show up late.
385
00:17:36,901 --> 00:17:39,738
Look, Robert, if this
is about last night, man..
386
00:17:39,771 --> 00:17:41,205
What happened last night?
387
00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:43,675
Johnny kissed Neesee.
388
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,846
Oh...man.
389
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:51,850
Johnny, you know the rules, man.
390
00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,818
Baby mama's off‐limits.
391
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:56,721
That's bad ghettiquette.
392
00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:00,692
Look, it wasn't
exactly like that, Dirk.
393
00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,461
What was it like, Johnny?
394
00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:03,662
Yeah, Johnny,
what was it like?
395
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:06,230
Tell us in the car.
396
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:08,733
Dirk, we need to talk
about this now.
397
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,969
Johnny, I don't know
if you realize this
398
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,904
but when I asked Neesee
to marry me
399
00:18:12,937 --> 00:18:14,939
you were the first
person I called.
400
00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:17,342
When Neesee left me, you were
the first person I called.
401
00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:18,843
Now, do you think
if you're dating her
402
00:18:18,877 --> 00:18:20,712
we could sustain
the same relationship?
403
00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,650
I don't have all the answers.
404
00:18:27,619 --> 00:18:29,521
[sighs]
405
00:18:29,554 --> 00:18:30,889
Look, all I know
406
00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:33,725
is my divorce
is the most devastating
407
00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:36,795
emotional experience
of my life.
408
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,797
And then I'm out here,
and, you know
409
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,400
and I'm with you
and Dirk and Neesee, man.
410
00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:44,803
It just feels like home.
411
00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:48,740
I'm just looking for somebody
to love me, man.
412
00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,477
Hey, look, if you think
413
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,479
Neesee is the person
414
00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:56,315
I don't wanna stand
in the way of that.
415
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,249
But you have
to be very clear that
416
00:18:58,282 --> 00:19:01,252
if it's anything short
of forever..
417
00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:02,421
...it's gonna cost a lot.
418
00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:03,788
I'll tell you what cost a lot.
419
00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:08,960
Five hundred dollars
in non‐refundable
420
00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:10,662
greens fees.
421
00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:15,500
Robert, I‐I just feel like
422
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:17,602
I'm on a cliff in my life
right now
423
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,338
and I know it looks like
a long jump, man
424
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:21,706
but, I‐I swear,
I think, I can make it.
425
00:19:23,842 --> 00:19:25,477
Then you got my blessing.
426
00:19:29,814 --> 00:19:30,915
I'mma go change.
427
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:33,485
You should, too.
428
00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:39,791
Hey, wait a minute, Johnny.
429
00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:42,394
So does this mean that I get
to hook up with your ex‐wife?
430
00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:44,062
‐ 'Cause she was fine.
‐ Hey, hey, no, no.
431
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,565
Uh‐uh, uh‐uh,
no, no, man.
432
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:48,367
Come on, Dirk need love, too.
433
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,036
Come on, Johnny, I'm on a cliff.
I think I can make it.
434
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,439
I can jump it, man.
435
00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:56,408
[instrumental music]
436
00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:00,779
[doorbell ringing]
437
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:02,347
‐ Hey, Neesee.
‐ Robert.
438
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:03,648
I'm here to pick up Johnny.
439
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,317
Oh, yeah, that's right.
440
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,751
I'll get him for you.
441
00:20:14,659 --> 00:20:16,595
[screaming]
442
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,665
[gasping]
443
00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:28,573
Baby, you awake?
444
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:31,976
[theme music]
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