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‐ 'Babycakes!'
‐ 'Yeah?'
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Come on out here and check out
your man's new sign‐off.
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‐ Come on now. Ooh.
‐ Let's do it.
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‐ Boop! Got you. Oops.
‐ Oh, come on.
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Stop it. Ahem.
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...and the movie will open
in theaters Friday.
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This is Robert James, Mr. LA
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saying peace to you.
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[laughing]
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You like it?
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[chuckles]
No.
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I mean, w‐why not?
It's different.
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Well, you're black. And on TV
that's different enough, baby.
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‐ Okay?
‐ Well, I liked it.
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Oh, come on now,
you are smart and sexy
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and the camera loves you.
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[chuckles]
Well, you know the camera
don't lie, right?
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[laughing]
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Hey, baby, let me be Puff Daddy.
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‐ No.
‐ Come on now, one time.
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No, I am not gonna drop it
like it's sour
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with your son upstairs.
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Come on, babe.
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♪ Break it down Tia Tia ♪
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♪ Break it down Tia ♪
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♪ Break it down Tia
break it down ♪
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♪ Break it down break it
break it break it ♪
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♪ Break it break it down Tia
whoo break it down Tia ♪♪♪
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‐ Hi, guys.
‐ Oh, hey!
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‐ Bobby.
‐ Hey, son.
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Daddy.
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Reggie taught me
how to spell a bad word.
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‐ Which one?
‐ H‐L‐K.
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And what does that spell?
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‐ Ass?
‐ Bobby, no, no.
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‐ See, there's no K in ass.
‐ Tia.
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Well, uh, I'm a teacher.
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The boy's got to know
how to spell, right?
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I'll see you tomorrow, Bobby.
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Hey, babe. Wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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‐ Where are you going, babe?
‐ Home.
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I am not gonna
lay up in this house
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with your son here,
like some hoochie.
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Well, he don't pay no bills
up in here.
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All this is me. All of it.
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Well, things will be different
when the divorce is final.
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‐ Or as I call it, hoochie time.
‐ Yes?
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‐ Hm. Like‐like this.
‐ Oh.
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[gasps]
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Mommy!
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Honey.
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Uh! Mm. Mm.
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‐ Tia.
‐ Neesee.
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The bell works, Neesee.
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[doorbell rings]
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Yeah, it does.
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Ooh, I am thirsty.
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‐ Can I get you something?
‐ I'll have a water.
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Nah, we cool.
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God, I've always loved
this couch.
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[chuckling]
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Hey, look, Tia already
got the boy in his jammies.
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Oh. Well, isn't Tia sweet?
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Yeah, and she taught me
how to spell ass.
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Oh? Well, remember that,
sweetie.
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Someday mommy may have you
repeat that to a nice judge.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is
to be a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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‐ Good morning, sweetheart.
‐ Mwah, mwah!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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I thought you didn't want
round 12.
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So who rang the bell?
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Uh, a messenger
from Neesee's lawyer's office.
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Oh, man. What do they want now?
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Just my signature.
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Divorce papers came.
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Oh, oh, so, uh, this is it?
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‐ The final papers?
‐ Yup.
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A year and a half of blood,
sweat and checking under my car.
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Okay, so, uh, we're, uh, moving
up like George and Weezie, huh?
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[laughing]
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[clears throat]
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Wow.
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These things are a lot heavier
than I thought they'd be.
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Oh, that's just because there's
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half of everything you own
in them.
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[laughing]
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Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Whee‐hoo‐hoo!
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[laughing]
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‐ Girl, you crazy.
‐ I'd be tripping hard.
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[laughing]
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[mumbles]
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You know what?
I needed that laugh.
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‐ I'm late. I gotta go.
‐ Okay.
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Alright. I love you.
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[Tia Chuckles]
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[instrumental music]
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I don't know, he didn't say
he wasn't gonna sign 'em.
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‐ He just didn't.
‐ Well, what did I tell you?
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‐ I don't think you really‐‐
‐ No, what did I tell you?
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You told me to hurry up
and sleep with him
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before you did.
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Why are you putting my business
out on the street like that?
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It's not easy for Robert.
There's a kid involved.
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‐ They wreck everything.
‐ Then why do you have so many?
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Because I'm a heavy sleeper.
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[chuckles]
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Y‐you know, it's like I'm living
with the ghost of an ex‐wife
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who's not dead.
I mean, I don't know, you guys.
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I just thought
one day the papers would come
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and Robert
would ask me to marry him
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and we would
live happily ever after.
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‐ You know?
‐ Here's what you gotta do.
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You gotta tell Robert
how you really feel.
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‐ Oh, no, I don't wanna‐‐
‐ Girl, you wanna.
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This is war
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and you're fighting
with rocks and sticks
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and Neesee's got
the mother of all bombs.
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‐ She's got Bobby Jr.
‐ The baby bomb.
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[instrumental music]
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‐ So why didn't you sign 'em?
‐ I don't know, Turtle.
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I mean, when those papers came
this morning, I froze.
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I thought they'd say,
"You win, champ. Take the belt."
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But instead, they said,
"Fight's over, you lose.
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Sign here and admit it."
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So, uh, what happened?
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Boy, you got a damn rock
for a head.
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What are you talking about?
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I couldn't help but overhear
all that nonsense.
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How could you
not help but overhear, Dirk?
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Your mike's on.
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You're broadcasting
all over the studio.
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They're killing your ass
on the set.
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I can't believe you're gonna
mess this thing up with Tia.
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Look, man, I'm not about
to mess up anything.
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I love Tia
more than I love my damn self.
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Do you know, the other night
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while we were making love,
I cried?
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I tried that trick, too.
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You're supposed to stop
once they give in.
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Phantom‐limb syndrome.
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‐ What?
‐ That's what you've got.
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The human mind
doesn't like change.
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Like, when someone
gets an arm chopped off
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and it still itches.
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But it's worse for you because
you and your arm had a baby.
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Thanks, man.
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Look, Neesee left you.
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Tia loves you.
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Am I missing something here
or you're just stupid?
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I'm not stupid.
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I'm scared.
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What?
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Boy, I know
you're not going pink on me.
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You better man up.
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What the hell are you scared of?
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You, right now.
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Look, man, I, I don't,
I don't know, brah.
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I mean, it‐it's,
it's like, you know, uh, uh
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maybe I'm scared
because I already failed once.
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And once I sign
those divorce papers
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I'm in uncharted territory, man.
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You know, my mom used to say
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that, that sometimes
we stay in hell
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because we know
the names of the streets.
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My man.
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For real.
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Seriously. This ain't nothing.
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I've been married and divorced
three times.
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You don't know what scary is
till you lose
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half of half of half
of everything.
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Bottom line,
life's a flaming hoop, brah.
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And you gotta jump through it
or it's gonna burn your ass.
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hi.
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I've been trying to call you.
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Uh, yeah, I lost my phone.
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‐ Word?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Thanks.
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Tia, is there somethin'
you want to tell me?
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Mm‐hmm. I want new furniture.
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Oh, that's good.
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Can we get rid of Shaq's hand?
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I'm talking
about your place, okay?
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‐ Especially that couch.
‐ What's wrong with my couch?
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Well, it's not yours,
it's Neesee's.
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And when she sits on it,
it is not a couch
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it is a sex toy.
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Well, then,
can we just flip the cushions?
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[chuckles]
Come on.
Now, I'm just playing with you.
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‐ I love you.
‐ Honey, I love you, too.
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Okay? But I don't understand
what's going on up here.
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And that makes me nervous
about what's going on in here.
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Come on, baby,
you've known me for a long time.
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You know
ain't nothing going on up here.
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Come here.
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Look..
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As God is my witness
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I'm very clear
about what's going on down here.
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I hear what you're saying
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but it's like
what we tell Bobby.
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‐ It's not what you say, it's‐‐
‐ It's what you do.
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Yeah, so we gotta do
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or we gotta don't.
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Well, I do.
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‐ Do you?
‐ Oh, God..
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‐ Hm?
‐ Oh..
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Oh..
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Oh, honey, it is beautiful.
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Mm..
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Ooh, this ring is the bomb.
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[laughing]
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Oh.
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And rock beats couch.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, look, I don't want Jada.
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You told me
Will was coming on the show.
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Baby‐mama drama, three o'clock.
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Spineless yes‐man,
all day long.
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‐ What's up, Neesee?
‐ Listen.
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I dropped Bobby off at school
and I saw the ring.
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I can't believe
you're picking tamales
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from your son's kindergarten.
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She's a teacher.
She's not a tamale.
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How could you ask her
to marry you
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without talking
to your son first?
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Neese, I proposed to Tia
at two o'clock in the morning.
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Waking my son up
in the middle of the night
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to tell him that his dad
is getting remarried
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is not my idea
of good parenting, okay?
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And having him hear about it
from someone else is?
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Someone told Bobby?
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Well, no.
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But they could have.
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Dr. Benson said this is
the exact kind of thing you do
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but, no, I didn't believe her.
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Well, for 200 an hour,
if Dr. Benson told you
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that the sky was falling,
you need to duck, tuck and roll.
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Robert,
your son deserves to know first.
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00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:06,539
You're right. Can you bring him
by my house after school?
251
00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:09,108
Fine.
We'll be there at four o'clock.
252
00:11:09,142 --> 00:11:10,477
Specific time.
253
00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:12,145
I said four o'clock.
254
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,515
Uh, it's not gonna work, boss.
255
00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:17,584
You got an interview
at four o'clock.
256
00:11:17,617 --> 00:11:20,119
‐ How did you‐‐
‐ Your mike's on again.
257
00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:22,889
Boy, you got a damn rock
for a head.
258
00:11:24,691 --> 00:11:27,660
Dirk does that a lot better
than I do, doesn't he?
259
00:11:27,694 --> 00:11:30,630
[instrumental music]
260
00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:36,169
Thanks for coming.
261
00:11:36,203 --> 00:11:37,337
No problem.
262
00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:41,608
‐ Ready to go for a walk?
‐ Shoulders!
263
00:11:41,641 --> 00:11:44,277
Okay. Come on, let's go. Um..
264
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:45,545
Dad!
265
00:11:45,578 --> 00:11:48,047
Oh, you want to ride
on my shoulders.
266
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,950
Alright. Let's go.
267
00:11:50,983 --> 00:11:53,153
‐ Ooh, ooh, ooh.
‐ Ooh..
268
00:11:53,186 --> 00:11:56,656
‐ Bye, sweetie!
‐ Bye‐bye, mommy.
269
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,090
Come on in.
270
00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:02,262
(Neesee)
Oh. Oh..
271
00:12:03,563 --> 00:12:05,232
Uh, make yourself comfortable.
272
00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:11,704
[sighs]
Oh..
273
00:12:11,738 --> 00:12:13,640
[chuckling]
274
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,210
Oh, God, I love this couch.
275
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:23,015
Daddy loves you, mommy loves you
and Tia loves you.
276
00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:26,085
‐ And grandma?
‐ And grandma, too.
277
00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:27,720
‐ And grandpa?
‐ Let's just say..
278
00:12:27,754 --> 00:12:30,089
Everybody who's in a picture
frame in the house loves you.
279
00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:31,524
‐ Okay?
‐ Okay.
280
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:41,601
[smirks]
281
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:47,307
You know, that ring
is not gonna make me disappear.
282
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:50,177
‐ Oh, I know that.
‐ We have a child together.
283
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:52,379
‐ I'm aware of that.
‐ Good.
284
00:12:52,412 --> 00:12:54,347
I'm glad
we had a chance to talk.
285
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,317
Me, too. Me, too.
286
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:06,759
[chuckles]
That's true,
SpongeBob's not in a frame
287
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,628
but he loves you, too.
288
00:13:09,796 --> 00:13:12,265
And when you love people
289
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:14,801
you want them to be happy.
290
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:17,604
And daddy wants you to be happy.
291
00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:19,239
Daddy wants mommy to be happy
292
00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:21,774
and daddy wants
daddy to be happy.
293
00:13:23,143 --> 00:13:24,344
You know
what makes daddy happy?
294
00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:26,213
‐ Skittles!
‐ Ha‐ha.
295
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:29,449
Uh, and Tia.
296
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,751
Does mommy make you happy?
297
00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:36,523
Well..
298
00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:40,126
...the fact that she made you
will always make me happy.
299
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,129
Daddy, can you put me down?
300
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,432
‐ Why?
‐ I want to look at you.
301
00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:49,469
[sighs]
Tsk. Alright.
302
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,205
Hm..
303
00:13:56,609 --> 00:14:00,280
Now, Bobby,
daddy asked Tia to marry him.
304
00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:02,415
How does that make you feel?
305
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:05,652
Will mommy still be my mommy?
306
00:14:05,685 --> 00:14:08,120
Yes, yes.
No, of course, she will.
307
00:14:08,155 --> 00:14:09,589
Then what's Tia?
308
00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:12,292
Tia will be my wife.
309
00:14:12,325 --> 00:14:14,261
What will she be to me?
310
00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:19,366
The same thing
she is to you now.
311
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:23,303
Well, actually,
she would be more like, um..
312
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,706
You know what?
313
00:14:26,739 --> 00:14:29,476
As long as you're comfortable
with the basic structure
314
00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:33,112
we can work out all the other
details later. What do you say?
315
00:14:33,146 --> 00:14:36,516
‐ Okay.
‐ Alright! That's my man!
316
00:14:39,252 --> 00:14:41,454
Live from Hollywood,
this is Robert James
317
00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:42,789
Mr. LA, saying
318
00:14:42,822 --> 00:14:46,193
peace to you.
319
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:48,261
(male #1)
'Cut!'
320
00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:50,230
Yo, dawg, how you like
my new sign‐off?
321
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:52,465
Doesn't matter. They cut out
after, "Live from Hollywood."
322
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,769
Baby‐mama drama, three o'clock.
323
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,242
[sighs]
What's up, Neesee?
324
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,510
[sighs]
325
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:07,347
I had a dream last night.
326
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,649
You, me and Bobby
were walking on the beach.
327
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,685
And then I realized
328
00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:14,654
I wasn't leaving any footprints.
329
00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:17,690
Uh‐huh.
330
00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:21,528
That's it.
331
00:15:21,561 --> 00:15:23,296
Do you and Dr. Benson just talk
332
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,265
or can she give you medicine?
333
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:30,403
Robert, your little friend
is trying to erase me.
334
00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:32,339
First it's our couch,
next it's our son.
335
00:15:32,372 --> 00:15:34,474
And you got all of that
from a walk on the beach?
336
00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:37,510
[sighs]
337
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:39,579
Robert..
338
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:42,215
Did we try everything we could
to make our marriage work?
339
00:15:42,249 --> 00:15:45,552
Oh, no, no, no, no. Look,
d‐don't, don't do this, Neesee.
340
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:47,820
I mean, don't you think
341
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:51,758
that we owe it to Bobby
to try again?
342
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,427
Look, don't throw Bobby
in my face. You left me.
343
00:15:54,461 --> 00:15:56,929
Well, uh,
I'm surprised you noticed.
344
00:15:56,963 --> 00:15:58,931
You were so busy with all this
345
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,868
you forgot about all this.
346
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:04,471
I married Robert James
347
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:08,608
but what I got was,
ooff, Mr. LA.
348
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:11,511
Yeah, well, excuse me
for selfishly trying
349
00:16:11,544 --> 00:16:13,546
to provide for my family.
350
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,682
But I tried planting you
a Gucci tree.
351
00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:18,385
But day after day,
heh, no shoes.
352
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:21,788
This is not about me.
353
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:23,656
I'm not the one
running around town
354
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,392
getting engaged.
355
00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:27,760
[chuckles]
You know what? You're right.
356
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,296
You're absolutely right.
357
00:16:29,329 --> 00:16:30,763
I mean, you know,
you remember, remember
358
00:16:30,797 --> 00:16:32,965
when you told me
you didn't love me anymore
359
00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:35,568
and you were leaving and that
you wanted a divorce? Huh?
360
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:36,803
No, no, no.
You should hear this.
361
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,838
This, tsk, this is hilarious.
362
00:16:38,871 --> 00:16:41,674
I thought you meant
you didn't love me anymore
363
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,743
you were leaving
and that you wanted a divorce.
364
00:16:43,776 --> 00:16:45,678
[chuckling]
365
00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:46,713
I'm stupid.
366
00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:49,516
[laughs]
367
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:53,753
Oh, my God. You are
so misunderstood, Neesee.
368
00:16:53,786 --> 00:16:55,855
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.
369
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:58,291
Well, you need to get back
to the drawing board
370
00:16:58,325 --> 00:17:00,593
because what was the right thing
a year and a half ago
371
00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:02,729
damn sure
ain't the right thing now.
372
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,541
That's how you man up!
373
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:19,746
Mm‐mm‐mm.
374
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:21,714
Who said you can't cook, girl?
375
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:22,749
Neesee.
376
00:17:22,782 --> 00:17:24,351
[chuckles]
377
00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:29,055
Speaking of Neesee,
she came to the set today.
378
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,358
How does she get past security?
379
00:17:31,391 --> 00:17:32,625
Oh, I guess, with a broom
380
00:17:32,659 --> 00:17:34,394
you can just fly
over that little gate, huh?
381
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:36,696
[laughing]
382
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:38,598
‐ Yeah, she's a trip.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
383
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:41,000
With all she's done..
384
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,403
...she asked me to try again.
385
00:17:43,436 --> 00:17:44,571
Try what?
386
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:48,775
She said we owed it to Bobby.
387
00:17:48,808 --> 00:17:50,543
Wow, I can't believe it.
388
00:17:50,577 --> 00:17:52,779
She really did it.
She dropped the baby bomb, man.
389
00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,748
[scoffs]
How am I supposed
to compete with that?
390
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:59,018
Baby, you do not have to compete
against Neesee.
391
00:17:59,051 --> 00:18:00,920
I don't care about her,
but I don't wanna feel like
392
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:02,955
I'm stealing something away
from your son.
393
00:18:02,989 --> 00:18:05,425
Stealing?
394
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,959
Adding you
to Bobby's and my life
395
00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:09,462
is the best thing
I could possibly do.
396
00:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,033
Are you sure, Robert?
397
00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:17,704
Of course, I'm sure.
398
00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:20,340
That's why I'm marrying
your fine ass.
399
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:21,641
[chuckles]
400
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:24,611
[instrumental music]
401
00:18:29,682 --> 00:18:31,017
[doorbell rings]
402
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,888
Neesee, thanks for coming by.
403
00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,724
Tia, thanks
for being open to this.
404
00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:39,326
Everybody have a seat.
405
00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:43,563
Tia, couch. Neesee, chair.
406
00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:47,900
Alright, y'all, let's get
a couple of things straight.
407
00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:50,970
[clears throat]
Tia is gonna be my wife
408
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:53,506
and you gonna
have to get used to that.
409
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,974
Neesee is the mother of my son
410
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:57,076
'and you're gonna
have to get used to that.'
411
00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:59,579
I'm about to be in hell
for the rest of my life..
412
00:19:01,514 --> 00:19:03,950
...and I'm going to have
to get used to that.
413
00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:06,153
So in the spirit of cooperation
414
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,920
I'mma open up the floor.
415
00:19:10,457 --> 00:19:13,125
I would appreciate it
if you would respect my space
416
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,729
and give, like, half an hour's
notice before you just show up.
417
00:19:18,831 --> 00:19:20,633
I can do that.
418
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:24,404
But when I do show up, I expect
to be treated with courtesy.
419
00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:26,005
I can do that.
420
00:19:26,038 --> 00:19:27,540
[chuckles]
421
00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:28,841
[whispers]
We're talking.
422
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:32,679
And you'll be treated
with courtesy
423
00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:33,880
as long as you don't forget
424
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:37,049
you are a guest in this house.
425
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,819
My only concern is my son.
426
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:42,655
You know I love little Bobby.
427
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:44,957
I know that.
428
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:48,195
But I'm his mother,
his only mother.
429
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,996
And if you forget that
430
00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:52,132
my hands are gonna be
all over you.
431
00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,069
Uh, did she just threaten me?
432
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,905
‐ No, no, no..
‐ Because you know what?
433
00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:00,440
So, so, so as long
as we're comfortable
434
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:02,509
with the basic structure
435
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,110
we can work out
all of the details later.
436
00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:05,612
[chuckles]
437
00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:06,813
Deal?
438
00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:08,047
[clears throat]
Hm.
439
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:13,085
‐ Deal.
‐ Deal.
440
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,954
But see, I don't know
how long this gonna be lasting..
441
00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:17,924
[indistinct chatter]
442
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,529
[door shuts]
443
00:20:22,562 --> 00:20:25,064
Boy, I got a damn rock
for a head.
444
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,571
[theme music]
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